I jump into the air, spinning my scythe. It then changes into the ANTI-TABLE RAILGUN SCYTHE and fires into the army of Tabletop Soldiers.
The area where they were is now a smoking crater.
Azura's Dark Star IIIII (When concerning mass-spawned minions, every 10,000 hp is one soul.)
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5/11 Styx Accelerator (BTW, the Microfusion Reactor is powering a Gravitic Deflection Lens, which does not work like an optical lens at all.)
> 40/40 - I take Crimson Vortex and load the hopper it with Tabletop Soldiers by the handful. I fire at the HMAS Cenia; I will not run out of ammo, and the soldiers will not survive the fall. After the Cenia is dead, I turn my gun on the Godmodder and pelt him with puny splinters and flailing....wooden Soldiers (whatever Tabletop Soldiers are made of).
Hey Twin, what do i do with Dedan when he hits the field? I started charging him before the rules changed and i don't know what to do now. Put him in the Skyblock Zone? I can't save him up and can't put him on the battlefield because of the curse either. But i still want him to go through somehow. What shall we do?
Helpin' fseftr twice.
Twin. The book is still not on the list of alchemies. Just a little reminder.
SA: Okay. everything is in place. We are currently working with the others on Project Binary. Being a software and games manufacturer on the side has it's upsides.
K-14 A: So... this means i am free to do what i want now?
SA: Basically yes. We have enough data on the war, the Godmodder and Project Binary. After the entire war on Richard Persson is over, we can continue with the Mystery Mod.
K-14 A: Sweet Jebus! I can't wait to see the end of this!
SA: Me neither. Long live Antares.
K-14 A: Long live Antares.
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2/5 Seed?
I start grabbing bunches of tabletop soldiers with my suddenly huge hands, and make tons of tabletop baseballs with them, with bombs inside.
LET'S PLAY BALL!
Don't be mean nimble, he's actually doing it correctly now.
As you were ellava, go ahead and keep blowing stuff up with your gun.
Anyways, I'm the one who hacked into the base code of the universe, and Phobos can do that just fine.
What are the chance of him being able to do that? Nigh zero.
What does an improbability drive do? Screw with probability.
Under the circumstances, it is perfectly legitimate.
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Yin 7/50 +1 from Aegis
Yang 7/50 + 1 from Aegis
I uppercut a PG with At No Expense
The finches continue their attacks on the GH-Mech.
=-=-=-=-= Wilson =-=-=-=-=
Current status: open _ Total wealth = 8$ _ Wilson's stamina: 11/50 Wilson's stamina B: 4/50
The price of an item is listed next to it (items that don't have a price tag are not for sale). You pay by "assisting" the charge of Wilson's stamina. 1$ = 1 point of assist. So if you want to buy something that costs 3$ you need to assist the charge 3 times. Remember that you can only do 2 assists per post. Once you finish paying, the item is now yours and you can do whatever with it. Wilson doesn't have an alliegance, so any player can buy from him.
Items:
Potion of water breathing x1 (1$)
Potion of night vision x1 (1$)
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$)
Splash potion of blackblood x1 (3$)
Odor mist potion x1
Potion of imagination x1
Potion of lucid dreaming x1
Potion of dreams x1
Awkward potion OOO Jar of condensed magic duplicated
Crescent staff &&& living wood &&& acorn = horizon staff DONE (I put it at 2 when I started it by mistake)
Awkward potion OOO jar of acid = potion of ??? 1/2
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POST 2;
Voidwalker: 38/40.
Tuba Upgrade: Machine: 19/20
Pure Void || Twig of Yggdrasil && Staff of the Primal = Origin's Staff (10/11)
4/10 Nega Tubas /\ Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi /\ Tuba Upgrade: Primal /\ Tuba Upgrade: Time /\ 257 Alienis /\ 1 Cognito /\ 64 Tempus /\ 64 of each primal aspect /\ 128 Permutatio /\ 20 Instrumentum = Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi.
Conclave Window && Conclave Window Support = ??? (2/11)
MY INVENTORY:
Primary: Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi
Secondary: Conclave Window Support
Augmentation: Voided Scepter
Melee: Elemental Hammer
Ranged: Silver Eye
Armor: Bill Cipher Formal Wear
Spells:
Void's Wrath
Winds of the Aether
Flames of the Nether
Darkness of the Moon
Unequiped Spells:
Earth of the Overworld
Light of the Sun
Ice of the End
Other:
Insane Instrument: 25% more damage caused by the Tubas.
Void Mastery: 50% more damage dealt from Void type attacks, but Null type attacks do 50% more damage to me.
I cast WINDS OF THE AETHER on the TABLETOP CARRIERS. First, the Elemental Hammer switches to Yellow. I then throw it into the air. A slow gust appears. It grows. The Gust turns into a tornado, then a hurricane. The wrath of The Aether is unleashed. The Carriers are blown out of the sky. Zephyrs, Aerwhales, and other Aether mobs rain down and destroy more Tabletop Carriers. The wind subsides and the Aether Mobs return to their land in the sky. ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII MIND: II PAC-MAN: IIIII VOID: IIIII EATEN: CROCKERCORP DRONE MK.I VOIDED SCEPTER: VOID ENERGY: 500/500 LIFE FORCE: 500/500 INSANITY: 500/500 FOCUS: VOID PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, TEMPORARILY INSANITIZED FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIIII PRIMAL: IIIIIIIII TIME: IIIIIIIII
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x40 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / Hog Slop x20 / $$$ x20 / DOOMBRINGER / You'll feel a little ***** / RED HALO gear / Invisible Clocktower / XDEFENSE ARMY / STRANGE HALF-ZATOCHI / Effectenator Gun / Microsoft Cloud Temporary Room / PX-B / X-ISOTOPPER / X-BLIZZARD / DOOMBRINGER / X-INFERNO / Spartan Arachnid / Effectonator / X-TERMINATOR / DARK MATTER / SINGULARITY / BIG BANG BOMBS / POLAR MELTDOWN / ASTRAL BLADE
ULTIMATE HIM (Summoned;Dead)
X1 ARMY (Summoned;Dead)
MICROSOFT WAR BASE 8/50
MEGA ATTACK 15/50
SUPER ATTACK 14/25
HALO GEAR- 1 UPGRADE Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
DOOMBRINGER
WIDOW'S BLACK MATTER
Wifi status: Connected IIIII Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: ERROR
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES | CHAOS.EXE
DTGAI.zip
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM IIIII X-INFERNO BLAZE IT II X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON II Effeconator Tri-Hit III
Singularity Wormhole IIIIIIIII
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming IIIIII
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY III
Emperor was s'posed to be a alchemized tank (vehicle) , just with a lot of stuff. (Do be divided up, of course, just like a regular combo or multi-target attack).
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x40 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / Hog Slop x20 / $$$ x20 / DOOMBRINGER / You'll feel a little ***** / RED HALO gear / Invisible Clocktower / XDEFENSE ARMY / STRANGE HALF-ZATOCHI / Effectenator Gun / Microsoft Cloud Temporary Room / PX-B / X-ISOTOPPER / X-BLIZZARD / DOOMBRINGER / X-INFERNO / Spartan Arachnid / Effectonator / X-TERMINATOR / DARK MATTER / SINGULARITY / BIG BANG BOMBS / POLAR MELTDOWN / ASTRAL BLADE
ULTIMATE HIM (Summoned;Dead)
X1 ARMY (Summoned;Dead)
MICROSOFT WAR BASE 7/50
MEGA ATTACK 14/50
SUPER ATTACK 13/25
HALO GEAR- 1 UPGRADE Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
DOOMBRINGER
WIDOW'S BLACK MATTER
Wifi status: Connected IIIII Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: ERROR
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES | CHAOS.EXE
DTGAI.zip
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM X-INFERNO BLAZE IT X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON
Azura's Dark Star IIIII - (Completely forgot about this.)
4/11 Styx Accelerator
> I vaporize a good chunk of a Tabletop Carrier with my Styx Cannon. Being that the beam of volatile particles travels at the speed of light (close enough), it won't miss.
I begin to alchemize Vesperium && Mithril && Cryrotheum 1/2?
I suppose I shall have to clear up the final things. Three Holy Mackerels are expended, and you activate Lacertus Insaniam! Fish rain from the heavens. The speak the word of the Lobster God. The holy chattering destroys the eardrums of a random entity of Leon's choice. Then, an Arcane Sigil appears in the air, and fires a beam of Intra-Planar Light at the entity designated. Now, on to the matter of the Grayhold Ruins. You can access them via the Alchemiter, but only the Infusion Room. The Infusion Altar is the upgrade gifted. Actually, the Arcane Forge is. Each player can use the Forge to create a single weapon, usually of great power. They may never use it afterwards.
Ah, good to be back. I use my new powers as one of the four players at Level Eleven to drain all the knowledge and rational thought out of the MC-Mech, causing its next attack to fail. If this does not work, I blast it with the suffering of a grand total of 2.001 trillion demons, fused with the Conclave Window. Then, I tell Richard that we spent over 150 posts in that Library, and that he should be taking damage right now. One? Please? It was worth a try.
I... um... do nothing for now, because I'm looking up things I can do with the forgey stuff.
because I don't know what the materials are, mostly.
could not find the materials, so I attempt this:
chaos shard && (insert weapons here, someone. either suggest it or twinbuilder inserts one for me.)
13/50 and 10/10! I move as such so that all entities are in a row, and unleash a MEGA LASER, hitting them all for massive damage!
it also drops a light shard, because lasers can do that, right?
also, because I can, I use the dev console to remove the SKSD's killstreak.
(the tauntkill worked because I used minecraft classic /fly, which creates a platform below you, and was ubered, with the medigun and the quickfix (no damage or knockback)
I can't decide what weapon you use! It has to be up to you.
You cannot line up all entities in a row! You have to choose what entities will get hit by it. I will let you keep the charge.
50/50 x2 I can store entities for now, right?
I help k4yne twice
I heal a mech with the red shifter
The red shifter AND Umbrella Warfare 4/10
Ship fully activated
I am 88.7% certain Operator will survive.
I am 94.4% certain Admin A will survive.
I am 91.3% certain Admin D will survive.
Remaining Admins have survival rate above 95%.
Ship Shields: 62%
Shields generating at rate of 5%/second.
100% of weapons firing.
100% of drones active.
100% of crew in safe locations.
Oxygen at safe levels.
No intruders detected.
No hull breach detected.
Killshot: 8/10 +1 from Dimentio +2 total to Dimentio
Yin 3/50
Yang 4/50 +1 from Dimentio
The MC-Mech wondered why the bolt was getting closer, then it hit him.
=-=-=-=-= Wilson =-=-=-=-=
Current status: open _ Total wealth = 8$ _ Wilson's stamina: 11/50 Wilson's stamina B: 4/50
The price of an item is listed next to it (items that don't have a price tag are not for sale). You pay by "assisting" the charge of Wilson's stamina. 1$ = 1 point of assist. So if you want to buy something that costs 3$ you need to assist the charge 3 times. Remember that you can only do 2 assists per post. Once you finish paying, the item is now yours and you can do whatever with it. Wilson doesn't have an alliegance, so any player can buy from him.
Items:
Potion of water breathing x1 (1$)
Potion of night vision x1 (1$)
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$)
Splash potion of blackblood x1 (3$)
Potion of imagination x1
Potion of lucid dreaming x1
Potion of dreams x1
Golden honey cake &&& potion of rejuvenation why is the level going down?
Awkward potion OOO jar of condensed magic 1/2
Crescent staff &&& living wood &&& acorn = horizon staff 2/4 (I put it at 2 when I started it by mistake)
Smelly potion O0O ink potion (negative if that applies) = odor mist potion 2/3
6,000 damage!
Awkard Potion OOO Jar of Condensed Magic = Potion of Magic (1/2)
I finish(?) the Mithril && Vesperium && Cryrotheum. Cryrotheum, for your information, is basically the polar opposite of lava. If I can right now, I immediately alchemize the result with Steam Heat(er) 1/3
I pour some Cryrotheum on the MC-Mech. It is made of magma cream, (I believe) so this should cool it down, dealing damage. Even if it is not, this should stun it. I cause a Carrier to spontaneously be erased from existence. Why must I manipulate black holes when I could destroy it with little effort? It is certainly more cool this way.
Primary Weapon: Conclave Window
Secondary Weapon: None.
Augmentation/Off Hand: Hazel Wand
Melee: Vesperium Inksword
Ranged: Fusion Arch
Armor: Dark Robes, Nega-Erelye in a Ring,
Spells Equipped:
Unequiped Spells/Spellbook:
(This list is too long to put here)
Other:
Passives:
Insomniac: Sleep based attacks deal no damage, nor do they have any effects; physical damage, when used by myself, deals 25% less damage.
Arcane Knowledge: Magic attacks, when used by myself, deal 25% more damage.
I finish the Team Cloudy Thing and use it to heal a Mech. Hades' Cut: 7/8
A teenaged troll pries a black skull from the ground. Her long, black hair hides the glimmer in her yellow eyes. She smiles, two fangs showing. She has found what she has come for. A relic, uncovered. An entity, awaiting.
You got TEAM CREDIT! A modified version of Team Spirits that is pure white in design. Its healing ability is much more potent now.
I +1 pokefan twice.
9/11 for Ircucvci
I finish Attachyon
5/9 for the Cliff-Shearer
28/50 for Genesis
15/15 for Combat Operandi: Godspeed
Um... Let me try this one again. It had nothing to do with time-based attacks. It was the whole weird time synchronization thing between the two games that caused this one: out of nowhere a bunch of ceramic shard rain down from the sky, damaging several random entities.
That was my free action.
15/15 expended!
Combat Operandi: Godspeed!
Phobos draws Attachyon. I like this gun. A little small for me perhaps, but nice enough.
He levels it at the Tabletopian forces.
Suddenly, the shadows that are always hovering around him surge into Attachyon. Improbability Boost: Active Attachyon Status: Ubercharged. Predicted Bullet Speed: N/A
Phobos fires, the bullet whizzes through the air.
Normally, from this gun the bullet would go at about .1 the speed of light.
Because of Phobos using his improbability drive, the bullet receives a stack overflow effect.
That's right, he glitched out the universe's base calculations for speed.
In other words, the bullet gets there the instant he fires.
At speeds nearing the speed of light, projectiles gain mass.
At speeds above the speed of light, the normal formulas for speed and energy relation are skewed as the increase goes from being proportional to exponential.
At the speed this bullet is traveling at, you'd be hard pressed to do anything but die.
Which is what the Tabletopians do, as the single bullet causes a massive explosion on impact, dampened only by the OP Scale, blasting many of the forces apart.
The overflow damage (if there is any) hits IKEA.
You got ATTACHYON! A fizzling green rocket launcher/autobow with the power to shoot objects really really fast. And isn't that what you would ask for in a rocket launcher/autobow?
You expend 7 of each Sacred Item. 25 Tabletop Soldiers killed!
POST 1;
Voidwalker: 37/40.
Tuba Upgrade: Machine: 18/20
Pure Void || Twig of Yggdrasil && Staff of the Primal = Origin's Staff (9/11)
3/10 Nega Tubas /\ Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi /\ Tuba Upgrade: Primal /\ Tuba Upgrade: Time /\ 257 Alienis /\ 1 Cognito /\ 64 Tempus /\ 64 of each primal aspect /\ 128 Permutatio /\ 20 Instrumentum = Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi.
MY INVENTORY:
Primary: Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi
Secondary: Conclave Window Support
Augmentation: Voided Scepter
Melee: Elemental Hammer
Ranged: Silver Eye
Armor: Bill Cipher Formal Wear
Spells:
Void's Wrath
Winds of the Aether
Flames of the Nether
Darkness of the Moon
Unequiped Spells:
Earth of the Overworld
Light of the Sun
Ice of the End
Other:
Insane Instrument: 25% more damage caused by the Tubas.
Void Mastery: 50% more damage dealt from Void type attacks, but Null type attacks do 50% more damage to me.
HAHA YES! YESYESYES! AHHHAHAHHAHHAH
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hahaaa
Hello. I activate spell DARKNESS OF THE MOON!
The hammer glows one color for each spell, not including Void's Wrath. It stops at black. I raise the hammer into the air. The sun disappears. The moon is the only thing seen in the bleak sky. There is no light. Anything giving off light, does not. The moon seems to grow. It engulfs the night sky. Nothing can be seen except for the moon. Slowly, the events reverse. A random PG has been put in front of me by The Darkness. The Darkness holds it still. I raise the Hammer. I smash the PG entity with it. The entity is infused with darkness. It now has visions of pure darkness, eldritch horrors, and more. Then, I mash the ground. A hole leading to The Deep Dark appears. The PG Entity falls into it. I attempt to figure out what the Conclave Window Support does. I then request Erelye for access to his window so I could try alchemizing them together. Conclave Window && Conclave Window Support = ??? (1/11) ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII MIND: II PAC-MAN: IIIII VOID: IIIII EATEN: CROCKERCORP DRONE MK.I VOIDED SCEPTER: VOID ENERGY: 500/500 LIFE FORCE: 500/500 INSANITY: 500/500 FOCUS: VOID PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, TEMPORARILY INSANITIZED FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIIII PRIMAL: IIIIIIIII TIME: IIIIIIIII
6,000 damage to the Mutant Enderman! It cannot attack this turn.
I fire the Fusion Arch at the MC-Mech. This time, I am determined to get the Spoil. I would have gotten the Withered Plate, but apparently windows have nothing to do with demons. However, the Fusion Arrow thing bounces off the floor, and then my hand, and then finally hits the MC-Mech. While it is distracted, I poke it with a stick. This is no ordinary stick. It is a stick coated in the Kitten Rot. Good thing I am wearing rubber gloves. The MC-Mech begins to fall apart. If this does not work and I have not yet used the Conclave Window, (assuming the earlier scenario did not occur) I use the Conclave Window on the MC-Mech.
Primary Weapon: Conclave Window
Secondary Weapon: None.
Augmentation/Off Hand: Hazel Wand
Melee: Vesperium Inksword
Ranged: Fusion Arch
Armor: Dark Robes, Nega-Erelye in a Ring,
Spells Equipped:
Unequiped Spells/Spellbook:
(This list is too long to put here)
Other:
Passives:
Insomniac: Sleep based attacks deal no damage, nor do they have any effects; physical damage, when used by myself, deals 25% less damage.
Arcane Knowledge: Magic attacks, when used by myself, deal 25% more damage.
You got SILVERSNOW! A combination of Vesperium, Mithril, and Cryotheum. It is freezing to the touch, a light-gray in color, and stronger than steel.
Are you sure you don't mean Brass Heat? Speaking of which, I never told you what that did.
You got the BRASS HEAT! A brass steam heater with various cogs and tubes attacked to it. Any attack power it may have is dubious.
/null
(I' not adept at quoting so I'll do this)
TwinBuilder: What did this accomplish?
Me: The beginning of a charge I should have mentioned at the time of writing
/end null
1/5 Seed?
I assume I don't need to take hydrogen gas and put it in an inventory to use it in an alchemy later, so I'll just forget it for now.
I take a log and strap an Ikea soldier to it, then I use it to start smashing other soldiers.
I summon the Nightmare from Level up! , but with full levels in every stat to do a 1-turn attack on... the SKSD, hitting it with lightnng, fire, swords, and meteors. it then leaves, proving that this was a true 1 turn attack, and not a charge or anything, which means I could have said "I hit the SKSD with a sword."
Killshot: 10/10 SPENT +1 from Dimentio +2 total to Dimentio
Yin 5/50 +1 from Dimentio
Yang 5/50
Oh, whoops. I forgot that I needed to use that 50 post attack. I use it now on the MC-Mech. You know, the whole dousing in water and then using Francium thing. If the mech is still alive, I finish it off with my smaller 10 post charge which I'll describe here. I line up a perfect shot on the MC-Mech. I adjust for wind and armor strength. My shot from The Silicon Steampunker (I need weapons with shorter names lol) pierces into the heart of the mech. It is timed perfectly to explode right in it's core, where it shall deal the most damage.
=-=-=-=-= Wilson =-=-=-=-=
Current status: open _ Total wealth = 8$ _ Wilson's stamina: 11/50 Wilson's stamina B: 4/50
The price of an item is listed next to it (items that don't have a price tag are not for sale). You pay by "assisting" the charge of Wilson's stamina. 1$ = 1 point of assist. So if you want to buy something that costs 3$ you need to assist the charge 3 times. Remember that you can only do 2 assists per post. Once you finish paying, the item is now yours and you can do whatever with it. Wilson doesn't have an alliegance, so any player can buy from him.
Items:
Potion of water breathing x1 (1$)
Potion of night vision x1 (1$)
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$)
Splash potion of blackblood x1 (3$)
Potion of imagination x1
Potion of lucid dreaming x1
Potion of dreams x1
Awkward potion OOO Jar of condensed magic. done
Crescent staff &&& living wood &&& acorn = horizon staff 3/4 (I put it at 2 when I started it by mistake)
Smelly potion O0O ink potion (negative if that applies) = odor mist potion done
Both attacks combined KILL the MC-Mech! You got its Spoil of War: The Magma Multiplier! I will explain what all of the newfound Spoils do when I am done posting.
You got a POTION OF MAGIC! A potion that, when drank, does something magical to the drinker. It can be different every time you drink it!
You got a POTION OF ODOR MIST! A potion that, when drank, puts a dark smelly cloud in the drinker. You know, this potion would probably be much more useful if it was a Splash Potion.
I.D.:27/50 +1 self ii: 20/20 +1 self +2 from pokefan EXPENDED
i: 10/20 +1 self
+1 to Pokefan +1 to Erelye
Twig of Yggdrasil && Negaverse mirrors = Ominous Envelope (QUEST ITEM) (Level 10: 10/11) (Stuck at 10/11 for another round or so, as I feel like killing Ikea)
I duplicate three more holy mackerels.
I sacrifice three holy mackerels, any sacred items I can, my next two posts and a 20/20 post charge.
I apparently got the true 12000th post as pointed out by Piono so I use the power of it.
I use the power of Level 11 and character development
I ask Talist, Piono or anyone who can to splash/buff me with a crit/strength potion/damage buff before I unleash it if possible.
I drink one of the aforementioned MP potions if possible.
I channel the energy through my weapon holy mackerel.
I use my 2x lightmagicbased damage buff from my passive Precise Illumination (as well as a little buff from new dawn)
ALL OF THIS INTO
LACERTUS INSANIAM MAXIMUS.
I then unleash it on Ikea.
(By my calculations, Ikea is dead.)
(Twin, feel free to alter my passives if they are too powerful. However keep in mind the likelihood of the 2x buff having this great effect on damage again is neigh impossible)
(However I fully understand if you feel like Lightwell Aura is OP. Oh and by per turn I mean per every twin post)
New Dawn - Equipped (Hands kinda)
Holy Mackerel - Equipped (melee)
Unusual Big Elfin Deal - Equipped (Hat)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
Pair of Golden Ribbons - Equipped (Arms)
Ancient Dusk
Food Fight
The Armistyx
Jar Helmet
PDA
Wand Set
Diamond Sword
Diamond Pickaxe
Torch x128
Crafting Table
Furnace
Enchanting Table
Chest x2
Tea cup
Mirrors
1 shattered mirror
Lamps
4 dimes
1 quarter
3 pennies
1 Finale Operandi Token
Clay
Gale-Force Reading Glasses
Food Conglomerate
willow bark tea X2
Twig of Yggdrasil
Level 11: Avatar Darnalucusi
20/20 health
Permanent Passives:
Lightwell Aura
10,000 to all allied entities in current location per turn, +2 to all allied players in current location per turn.
Precise Illumination
Attacks dealt with light magic do 2x more damage when used by me.
Psychic Assault
it is a spell designed to make people do what you want by influencing their thoughts
Raw Magic
I'm no longer calculating post milestones after this post. They are much harder to track now, thanks to the new forum. However, this post will be buffed anyway due to Rule of Cool!
As far as I know, no one buffed your attack...
The 2x buff is incredibly OP. I'll make it 1.5.
With all that planned, you use up all Sacred Items and deal a DEVASTATING 100,000 damage to Ikea! The Godmodder stares in amazement.
I take the Boombash and run it through SCP-914 on Fine.
Boombash > SCP-914 > Fine: ??? 1/3
SWORD DAMAGE: 80K/100K
Boombash > Fine = Dynabash
You got DYNABASH! A red and white hammer with the explosive capabilities of TNT. This weapon packs quite the punch in close range. Just swing, drop the TNT down, and BAM!
I shoot the tabletopian soldiers with modern warfare
The red shifter AND Umbrella Warfare 5/10
3 enemy ships have been destroyed
I am 85.2% certain Operator will survive.
I am 93.7% certain Admin A will survive.
I am 94.6% certain Admin B will survive.
I am 89.3% certain Admin D will survive.
All other admins have survival rate above 95%
Ship Shields: 47%
Shields generating at rate of 5%/second.
100% of weapons firing.
92% of drones active.
100% of crew in safe locations.
Oxygen at safe levels.
No intruders detected.
No hull breach detected.
A Tabletop Soldier is a wooden humanoid figure clad in iron armor. King Ikea resembles a hulking golem fashioned from wood, and decorated in colored, diamond armor. He has a crown on his head, and a flowing cape hat depicts a table.
I +1 ninjaV twice
10/11 for ircucvci
Beta Stockpiler AND Iron Ingot 1/?
6/9 for the Cliff-Shearer
29/50 for Genesis
1/15 for Combat Operandi: Wrath of Clown
After watching leon's massive attack, Phobos chuckles and turns back towards the mechs.
Phobos unloads large quantities of Attachyon rounds into the weakest remaining mech.
Beta's Stockpiler && Iron Ingot = Real Steel (Level 7: 1/8)
I am 84.3% certain Operator will survive.
I am 91.4% certain Admin A will survive.
I am 94.2% certain Admin B will survive.
I am 87.9% certain Admin D will survive.
All other admins have survival rate above 95%
Ship Shields: 21%
Shields generating at rate of 5%/second.
100% of weapons firing.
78% of drones active.
100% of crew in safe locations.
Oxygen at safe levels.
No intruders detected.
No hull breach detected.
Chance of victory with current conditions: 68%
-A universe away-
A figure cloaked in shadow looks at a intergalactic map.
Grey and blue dots are visible on it.
Two hours ago, The Plan had begun it's execution stage.
Today, this universe's spaceship industry.
Tomorrow, the rest of the universe.
Next week, all of reality would be under his rule.
If all went according to plan.
The figure laughs maniacally.
It would if he could do anything about it.
I +1 both of ninjaV's charges
I finish Ircucvci
2/? for Beta Stockpiler AND iron ingot
7/9 for the Cliff-Shearer
30/50 for Genesis
2/15 for Combat Operandi: Wrath of Clown.
More Attachyon rounds into the weakest remaining mech.
You got IRCUCVCI! One of the most powerful blades in existence, it is a real hard sword for a real hard dude. It was said to be forged by an ancient Otaku Master over the heat of a roaring manga fire. It was cooled in an enchanted spring where virgin horses nicker and bathe, and was said could be used only by one whose pointy anime shades were deemed sweet enough, and whose hair existed in a perpetually sculpted state of looking completely gorillaing awesome.
...Yep. I can't describe this as anything else. If you were looking for an awesome description detailing how cool it is and what it can do, tough.
I jump into the air, spinning my scythe. It then changes into the ANTI-TABLE RAILGUN SCYTHE and fires into the army of Tabletop Soldiers.
The area where they were is now a smoking crater.
Hey Twin, what do i do with Dedan when he hits the field? I started charging him before the rules changed and i don't know what to do now. Put him in the Skyblock Zone? I can't save him up and can't put him on the battlefield because of the curse either. But i still want him to go through somehow. What shall we do?
Helpin' fseftr twice.
Twin. The book is still not on the list of alchemies. Just a little reminder.
SA: Okay. everything is in place. We are currently working with the others on Project Binary. Being a software and games manufacturer on the side has it's upsides.
K-14 A: So... this means i am free to do what i want now?
SA: Basically yes. We have enough data on the war, the Godmodder and Project Binary. After the entire war on Richard Persson is over, we can continue with the Mystery Mod.
K-14 A: Sweet Jebus! I can't wait to see the end of this!
SA: Me neither. Long live Antares.
K-14 A: Long live Antares.
License Board
30 License Points
Fire License, Fira License
Dark License
Cure License, Cura License
Mad SCIENCE!
21 Skillpoints
Arson
1 Skillpoint
Fishing
15 Skillpoints
+8,000 HP to the GH-Mech!
You can save an entity charge right now, since there's no entities. Sadly, there's no way to make him go through right now, but you should be able to summon entities fairly soon, since the field is thinning out.
I've been having trouble with the Forge recently. That's why I've been unable to update it. I will try and do it soon.
I start grabbing bunches of tabletop soldiers with my suddenly huge hands, and make tons of tabletop baseballs with them, with bombs inside.
LET'S PLAY BALL!
I uppercut a PG with At No Expense
The finches continue their attacks on the GH-Mech.
=-=-=-=-= Wilson =-=-=-=-=
Current status: open _ Total wealth = 8$ _ Wilson's stamina: 11/50 Wilson's stamina B: 4/50
The price of an item is listed next to it (items that don't have a price tag are not for sale). You pay by "assisting" the charge of Wilson's stamina. 1$ = 1 point of assist. So if you want to buy something that costs 3$ you need to assist the charge 3 times. Remember that you can only do 2 assists per post. Once you finish paying, the item is now yours and you can do whatever with it. Wilson doesn't have an alliegance, so any player can buy from him.
Items:
Potion of water breathing x1 (1$)
Potion of night vision x1 (1$)
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$)
Splash potion of blackblood x1 (3$)
Odor mist potion x1
Potion of imagination x1
Potion of lucid dreaming x1
Potion of dreams x1
Awkward potion OOO Jar of condensed magic duplicated
Crescent staff &&& living wood &&& acorn = horizon staff DONE (I put it at 2 when I started it by mistake)
Awkward potion OOO jar of acid = potion of ??? 1/2
Let me try my hand at GIF making...
7,500 damage to the Mutant Snow Golem!
Your entities will do as you say.
Potion of Magic x2 (1/1)
You got the HORIZON STAFF! A version of the Crescent Staff combined with the essence of nature, effectively uniting earth and sky.
Awkward Potion OOO Jar of Acid = Potion of Acid (1/2)
POST 2;
Voidwalker: 38/40.
Tuba Upgrade: Machine: 19/20
Pure Void || Twig of Yggdrasil && Staff of the Primal = Origin's Staff (10/11)
4/10 Nega Tubas /\ Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi /\ Tuba Upgrade: Primal /\ Tuba Upgrade: Time /\ 257 Alienis /\ 1 Cognito /\ 64 Tempus /\ 64 of each primal aspect /\ 128 Permutatio /\ 20 Instrumentum = Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi. Conclave Window && Conclave Window Support = ??? (2/11)
MY INVENTORY:
Primary: Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi
Secondary: Conclave Window Support
Augmentation: Voided Scepter
Melee: Elemental Hammer
Ranged: Silver Eye
Armor: Bill Cipher Formal Wear
Spells:
Void's Wrath
Winds of the Aether
Flames of the Nether
Darkness of the Moon
Unequiped Spells:
Earth of the Overworld
Light of the Sun
Ice of the End
Other:
Insane Instrument: 25% more damage caused by the Tubas.
Void Mastery: 50% more damage dealt from Void type attacks, but Null type attacks do 50% more damage to me.
I cast WINDS OF THE AETHER on the TABLETOP CARRIERS. First, the Elemental Hammer switches to Yellow. I then throw it into the air. A slow gust appears. It grows. The Gust turns into a tornado, then a hurricane. The wrath of The Aether is unleashed. The Carriers are blown out of the sky. Zephyrs, Aerwhales, and other Aether mobs rain down and destroy more Tabletop Carriers. The wind subsides and the Aether Mobs return to their land in the sky. ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII MIND: II PAC-MAN: IIIII VOID: IIIII EATEN: CROCKERCORP DRONE MK.I VOIDED SCEPTER: VOID ENERGY: 500/500 LIFE FORCE: 500/500 INSANITY: 500/500 FOCUS: VOID PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, TEMPORARILY INSANITIZED FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIIII PRIMAL: IIIIIIIII TIME: IIIIIIIII
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x40 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / Hog Slop x20 / $$$ x20 / DOOMBRINGER / You'll feel a little ***** / RED HALO gear / Invisible Clocktower / XDEFENSE ARMY / STRANGE HALF-ZATOCHI / Effectenator Gun / Microsoft Cloud Temporary Room / PX-B / X-ISOTOPPER / X-BLIZZARD / DOOMBRINGER / X-INFERNO / Spartan Arachnid / Effectonator / X-TERMINATOR / DARK MATTER / SINGULARITY / BIG BANG BOMBS / POLAR MELTDOWN / ASTRAL BLADE
ULTIMATE HIM (Summoned;Dead)
X1 ARMY (Summoned;Dead)
MICROSOFT WAR BASE 8/50
MEGA ATTACK 15/50
SUPER ATTACK 14/25
HALO GEAR- 1 UPGRADE Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
DOOMBRINGER
WIDOW'S BLACK MATTER
Wifi status: Connected IIIII Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: ERROR
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES | CHAOS.EXE
DTGAI.zip
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM X-INFERNO BLAZE IT X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON
Emperor was s'posed to be a alchemized tank (vehicle) , just with a lot of stuff. (Do be divided up, of course, just like a regular combo or multi-target attack).
so uh, 2/?? I guess.
Alright.
End-of-Turn Battle:
Ikea grimaces in pain at Leonstar's attack! He and the Soldiers destroy the HMAS Cenia! Its Assault Drones head over to the Iespion. The Tabletop Soldiers realize with shock that they can't heal Ikea, due to his Wither effect! TT200 winks.
The Elemental Finches deal 2,500 damage to the GH-Mech!
Every single PG kills all remaining Tabletop Soldiers!
The Itinerary:
AGs:
Destroy the Godmodder!
Defeat the Mechs!
Defend the Ruined Citadel!
Defeat Tabletopia!
PGs:
Defend the Mechs!
Defend the Star Destroyer!
Defeat Tabletopia!
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII DISABLED (TT2000)
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Talist: [AG] Status: Active
Amperz4nd: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
Nimbleguy: [AG] Status: Active
Dimentiosome: [AG] Status: Active
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
ManiacMasteR: [AG] Status: Active
Leonstar0: [AG] Status: Active
TheLordErelye: [AG] Status: Active
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
K4yne: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [N] Status: Active
+1 to Wilson's stamina. I'm gonna buy that potion of Blackblood. (+2 total.)
+1 to duoRouge's nightmare attack.
I pick up a random meteorite on the battlefield.
Polar Meltdown && Meteorite = FUSION CRUST 1/??
(BTW, what is the result of Hard reset && PX-B and how many turns is it? :P)
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x40 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / Hog Slop x20 / $$$ x20 / DOOMBRINGER / You'll feel a little ***** / RED HALO gear / Invisible Clocktower / XDEFENSE ARMY / STRANGE HALF-ZATOCHI / Effectenator Gun / Microsoft Cloud Temporary Room / PX-B / X-ISOTOPPER / X-BLIZZARD / DOOMBRINGER / X-INFERNO / Spartan Arachnid / Effectonator / X-TERMINATOR / DARK MATTER / SINGULARITY / BIG BANG BOMBS / POLAR MELTDOWN / ASTRAL BLADE
ULTIMATE HIM (Summoned;Dead)
X1 ARMY (Summoned;Dead)
MICROSOFT WAR BASE 9/50
MEGA ATTACK 16/50
SUPER ATTACK 16/25
HALO GEAR- 1 UPGRADE Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
DOOMBRINGER
WIDOW'S BLACK MATTER
Wifi status: Connected IIIII Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: ERROR
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES | CHAOS.EXE
DTGAI.zip
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM IIIII X-INFERNO BLAZE IT II X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON II Effeconator Tri-Hit III
Singularity Wormhole IIIIIIIII
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming IIIIII
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY III
=[22 / 22]= Timeshift
=[23 / 40]= AMP Unit
=[10 / 10]= Operandi: Table Cracker: EXPENDED!
I jump into the air, spinning my scythe. It then changes into the ANTI-TABLE RAILGUN SCYTHE and fires into the army of Tabletop Soldiers.
The area where they were is now a smoking crater.
Scythe Forms Left: ROMANCE NOVEL, FANCY SANTA, UGLY DOG, F-16, CALAVERA, TEASPOON, A-BOMB
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Alchemy 3:Staff of Teleportals && Rod of Discord 3/X
The Eye Ready to deploy
Tarrasque 17/30
It Fell From The Sky 15/25
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
1015 alright.I +1 Combat Operandi: Wrath of Clown twice, to 4/15.
I also eat some mochi. it's delicious. a random PG takes jealousy damage.
My nicknames happen to be Duo, most of the time, or Rogue by others. no, not rouge, that was a misspelling.
chumhandle is duantingRogue.
If you go on a mission for food and fail, would you say the mission was.... fruitless?
+1(x2) to Talist
14/50 Summoning...
14/50 Attacking...
10/10x45 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
50/50 x6 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
Azura's Dark Star IIIII (When concerning mass-spawned minions, every 10,000 hp is one soul.)
armageddonsActuator [AA] : Logged In
5/11 Styx Accelerator (BTW, the Microfusion Reactor is powering a Gravitic Deflection Lens, which does not work like an optical lens at all.)
> 40/40 - I take Crimson Vortex and load the hopper it with Tabletop Soldiers by the handful. I fire at the HMAS Cenia; I will not run out of ammo, and the soldiers will not survive the fall. After the Cenia is dead, I turn my gun on the Godmodder and pelt him with puny splinters and flailing....wooden Soldiers (whatever Tabletop Soldiers are made of).
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
20/30 Incendiary Application (Mech Upgrade) + 2 fseftr
8/10 Professional Killstreak Kit: Godmodder, Sheen "Golden God", Effect: "Richards Hand"
> K4yne use Cerberus on the GH-Mech.
Hey Twin, what do i do with Dedan when he hits the field? I started charging him before the rules changed and i don't know what to do now. Put him in the Skyblock Zone? I can't save him up and can't put him on the battlefield because of the curse either. But i still want him to go through somehow. What shall we do?
Helpin' fseftr twice.
Twin. The book is still not on the list of alchemies. Just a little reminder.
K-14 A: So... this means i am free to do what i want now?
SA: Basically yes. We have enough data on the war, the Godmodder and Project Binary. After the entire war on Richard Persson is over, we can continue with the Mystery Mod.
K-14 A: Sweet Jebus! I can't wait to see the end of this!
SA: Me neither. Long live Antares.
K-14 A: Long live Antares.
30 License Points
Fire License, Fira License
Dark License
Cure License, Cura License
Mad SCIENCE!
21 Skillpoints
Arson
1 Skillpoint
Fishing
15 Skillpoints
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
I start grabbing bunches of tabletop soldiers with my suddenly huge hands, and make tons of tabletop baseballs with them, with bombs inside.
LET'S PLAY BALL!
If I make a mistake on something, feel free to correct me. I'm always open to improvement.
Ruination of Eden AND Chaos Adamantium [4/7]
Chaos Ellorium AND Chaos Adamantium [3/7]
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
+1(x2) to Talist
1650 Summoning...
16/50 Attacking...
10/10x45 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
50/50 x6 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
Azura's Dark Star IIIII
armageddonsActuator [AA] : Logged In
5/11 Styx Accelerator (BTW, the Microfusion Reactor is powering a Gravitic Deflection Lens, which does not work like an optical lens at all.)
> I smash the HMAS Ciena with lightning from Circuit Breaker
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
yeah.
/null
Don't be mean nimble, he's actually doing it correctly now.
As you were ellava, go ahead and keep blowing stuff up with your gun.
Anyways, I'm the one who hacked into the base code of the universe, and Phobos can do that just fine.
What are the chance of him being able to do that? Nigh zero.
What does an improbability drive do? Screw with probability.
Under the circumstances, it is perfectly legitimate.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Yang 7/50 + 1 from Aegis
I uppercut a PG with At No Expense
The finches continue their attacks on the GH-Mech.
=-=-=-=-= Wilson =-=-=-=-=
Crescent staff &&& living wood &&& acorn = horizon staff DONE (I put it at 2 when I started it by mistake)
Awkward potion OOO jar of acid = potion of ??? 1/2
Let me try my hand at GIF making...
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Eldan Augmentor: 2/20
Eldan Annihilator: 9/40
Eldan Terraformer: 9/50
I'll be making my great escape now!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Voidwalker: 38/40.
Tuba Upgrade: Machine: 19/20
Pure Void || Twig of Yggdrasil && Staff of the Primal = Origin's Staff (10/11)
4/10 Nega Tubas /\ Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi /\ Tuba Upgrade: Primal /\ Tuba Upgrade: Time /\ 257 Alienis /\ 1 Cognito /\ 64 Tempus /\ 64 of each primal aspect /\ 128 Permutatio /\ 20 Instrumentum = Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi.
Conclave Window && Conclave Window Support = ??? (2/11)
MY INVENTORY:
Secondary: Conclave Window Support
Augmentation: Voided Scepter
Melee: Elemental Hammer
Ranged: Silver Eye
Armor: Bill Cipher Formal Wear
Spells:
Void's Wrath
Winds of the Aether
Flames of the Nether
Darkness of the Moon
Unequiped Spells:
Earth of the Overworld
Light of the Sun
Ice of the End
Other:
Insane Instrument: 25% more damage caused by the Tubas.
Void Mastery: 50% more damage dealt from Void type attacks, but Null type attacks do 50% more damage to me.
ABILITIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
MIND: II
PAC-MAN: IIIII
VOID: IIIII
EATEN: CROCKERCORP DRONE MK.I
VOIDED SCEPTER:
VOID ENERGY: 500/500
LIFE FORCE: 500/500
INSANITY: 500/500
FOCUS: VOID
PESTERCHUM:
LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff]
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, TEMPORARILY INSANITIZED
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: III
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIIII
PRIMAL: IIIIIIIII
TIME: IIIIIIIII
+1 to 5l1n65h07's Eldan Augmentor.
I shoot at all of the ELEMENTAL FINCHES with the doombringer.
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)
Hard Reset && PX-B = ?? 5/??
CANDY CORN && SINGULARITY = ??? 2/??
X1 ARMY (Summoned;Dead)
MICROSOFT WAR BASE 8/50
SUPER ATTACK 14/25
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
DOOMBRINGER
WIDOW'S BLACK MATTER
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: ERROR
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES | CHAOS.EXE
DTGAI.zip
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT II
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON II
Effeconator Tri-Hit III
Singularity Wormhole IIIIIIIII
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming IIIIII
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY III
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Emperor was s'posed to be a alchemized tank (vehicle) , just with a lot of stuff. (Do be divided up, of course, just like a regular combo or multi-target attack).
so uh, 2/?? I guess.
Candy Corn && Singularity = Axial Sniper Rifle (Level 413: 1/414)
It looks like you can't make that now...
All the Tabletop Carriers are dead!
Vesperium && Mithril && Cryotheum = Silversnow (Level 2: 1/3)
The MC-Mech's next attack will fail!
The Godmodder shrugs. He's seen better.
I can't decide what weapon you use! It has to be up to you.
You cannot line up all entities in a row! You have to choose what entities will get hit by it. I will let you keep the charge.
You do not have access to console!
Too late now.
Yes, for now.
+9,000 HP to the MC-Mech!
6,000 damage!
Awkard Potion OOO Jar of Condensed Magic = Potion of Magic (1/2)
5,000 damage to the MC-Mech! What Carriers?
5 Tabletop Soldiers killed!
Adam's Sword && Tungsten Carbide = Messing With Perfection (Level 2: 1/3)
I'll add that now.
You got TEAM CREDIT! A modified version of Team Spirits that is pure white in design. Its healing ability is much more potent now.
+6,000 HP to the GH-Mech!
You got ATTACHYON! A fizzling green rocket launcher/autobow with the power to shoot objects really really fast. And isn't that what you would ask for in a rocket launcher/autobow?
You expend 7 of each Sacred Item. 25 Tabletop Soldiers killed!
6,000 damage to the Mutant Enderman! It cannot attack this turn.
Conclave Window && Conclave Window Support = Brick (Level 20: 1/21)
What the heck? A Level 20 Brick?
You got SILVERSNOW! A combination of Vesperium, Mithril, and Cryotheum. It is freezing to the touch, a light-gray in color, and stronger than steel.
Are you sure you don't mean Brass Heat? Speaking of which, I never told you what that did.
You got the BRASS HEAT! A brass steam heater with various cogs and tubes attacked to it. Any attack power it may have is dubious.
Brass Heat && Silversnow = Silversnow Heater (Level 2: 1/3)
Alright. Cool.
4 Tabletop Soldiers killed!
10 Tabletop Soldiers killed!
1,000 damage!
Both attacks combined KILL the MC-Mech! You got its Spoil of War: The Magma Multiplier! I will explain what all of the newfound Spoils do when I am done posting.
You got a POTION OF MAGIC! A potion that, when drank, does something magical to the drinker. It can be different every time you drink it!
You got a POTION OF ODOR MIST! A potion that, when drank, puts a dark smelly cloud in the drinker. You know, this potion would probably be much more useful if it was a Splash Potion.
Chaos Ellorium && Chaos Adamantium = Chaos Elmantum (Level 6: 1/7)
The OP Scale rolls over, causing this attack to fail!
I'm no longer calculating post milestones after this post. They are much harder to track now, thanks to the new forum. However, this post will be buffed anyway due to Rule of Cool!
As far as I know, no one buffed your attack...
The 2x buff is incredibly OP. I'll make it 1.5.
With all that planned, you use up all Sacred Items and deal a DEVASTATING 100,000 damage to Ikea! The Godmodder stares in amazement.
4,000 damage!
+8,000 HP!
You use the Withered Plate on Ikea! It is now Withered.
Boombash > Fine = Dynabash
You got DYNABASH! A red and white hammer with the explosive capabilities of TNT. This weapon packs quite the punch in close range. Just swing, drop the TNT down, and BAM!
The Tabletop Soldier is killed instantly and flies into 6 other Soldiers, killing them as well!
What Citadel?
9 Tabletop Soldiers killed!
YOUR-WAR-PROVOKED-US
YOUR-ATTACKS-TRAVELED-TO-OUR-DIMENSION
OUR-LAND
THEY-NEARLY-DESTROYED-OUR-FABLED-MONOLITH
WE-ARE-HERE-TO-EXACT-REVENGE
What MC-Mech?
That depends. Is the Eye an entity or an attack?
A Tabletop Soldier is a wooden humanoid figure clad in iron armor. King Ikea resembles a hulking golem fashioned from wood, and decorated in colored, diamond armor. He has a crown on his head, and a flowing cape hat depicts a table.
Beta's Stockpiler && Iron Ingot = Real Steel (Level 7: 1/8)
9,500 damage to the GH-Mech!
+8,500 HP to the GH-Mech!
You got IRCUCVCI! One of the most powerful blades in existence, it is a real hard sword for a real hard dude. It was said to be forged by an ancient Otaku Master over the heat of a roaring manga fire. It was cooled in an enchanted spring where virgin horses nicker and bathe, and was said could be used only by one whose pointy anime shades were deemed sweet enough, and whose hair existed in a perpetually sculpted state of looking completely gorillaing awesome.
...Yep. I can't describe this as anything else. If you were looking for an awesome description detailing how cool it is and what it can do, tough.
9,500 damage to the GH-Mech!
There are no Sacred Items that you can use to charge this attack! It fails. You can save it for when there are more.
What MC-Mech?
5,000 damage to the GH-Mech! 4 Tabletop Soldiers killed!
You cannot +1 a charge twice! You instead charge it by 1 point, to 3/15.
4,000 jealousy damage to the HMAS Iepsion!
+8,000 HP to the GH-Mech!
You can save an entity charge right now, since there's no entities. Sadly, there's no way to make him go through right now, but you should be able to summon entities fairly soon, since the field is thinning out.
I've been having trouble with the Forge recently. That's why I've been unable to update it. I will try and do it soon.
5 Tabletop Soldiers killed!
7,500 damage!
7,500 damage to the Mutant Snow Golem!
Your entities will do as you say.
Potion of Magic x2 (1/1)
You got the HORIZON STAFF! A version of the Crescent Staff combined with the essence of nature, effectively uniting earth and sky.
Awkward Potion OOO Jar of Acid = Potion of Acid (1/2)
4 Tabletop Soldiers killed!
5,000 damage to the GH-Mech! 6 Tabletop Soldiers killed!
What Tabletop Carriers?
All Water, Air, and Mist Finches killed!
Alright.
End-of-Turn Battle:
Ikea grimaces in pain at Leonstar's attack! He and the Soldiers destroy the HMAS Cenia! Its Assault Drones head over to the Iespion. The Tabletop Soldiers realize with shock that they can't heal Ikea, due to his Wither effect! TT200 winks.
The Elemental Finches deal 2,500 damage to the GH-Mech!
Every single PG kills all remaining Tabletop Soldiers!
The Itinerary:
AGs:
Destroy the Godmodder!
Defeat the Mechs!
Defend the Ruined Citadel!
Defeat Tabletopia!
PGs:
Defend the Mechs!
Defend the Star Destroyer!
Defeat Tabletopia!
The Battlefield:
THE OPERATOR.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes to Close: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Spyper, Replacement Ducks, Furfrou.
Ikea, King of Tabletopia: [N BOSS] HP: 194,000/300,000. Desk's Dawn: IIII Wither: IIII
Elemental Finches: [AG] Magma: 500/500 HP. Mud: 500/500. (x2.) Steam: 500/500. (x2.)
Specialized Killstreak Star Destroyer: [PG] HP: 59,500/133,000. Elevation: 10. Sheen: Team Shine. Killstreak: 2.
HMAS Iespion: [PG] HP: 49,500/75,000. Assault Drones: 250/250. (x275.)
Mutant Enderman: [PG] HP: 30,500/80,000.
Mutant Snow Golem: [PG] HP: 16,000/80,000.
GH-Mech: [MECH] HP: 137,000/275,000. Hellfire: IIIII
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 34/125.
Skyblock Zone:
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
The Forge:
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII DISABLED (TT2000)
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Talist: [AG] Status: Active
Amperz4nd: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
Nimbleguy: [AG] Status: Active
Dimentiosome: [AG] Status: Active
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
ManiacMasteR: [AG] Status: Active
Leonstar0: [AG] Status: Active
TheLordErelye: [AG] Status: Active
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
K4yne: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [N] Status: Active
Sacred Items:
0 Hog Slop
0 Elf Tears
0 Pie Filling
0 Weasel Snot
chaos shard && light shard = ??/??
....16/50 me summon and 3/15 nightmare attack.
I double boost the next friendly charge. because I'm too lazy to wait.
also, I caber the SKSD.
My nicknames happen to be Duo, most of the time, or Rogue by others. no, not rouge, that was a misspelling.
chumhandle is duantingRogue.
If you go on a mission for food and fail, would you say the mission was.... fruitless?
+1 to duoRouge's nightmare attack.
I pick up a random meteorite on the battlefield.
Polar Meltdown && Meteorite = FUSION CRUST 1/??
(BTW, what is the result of Hard reset && PX-B and how many turns is it? :P)
I singularity IKEA.
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)
Hard Reset && PX-B = ?? 6/??
Polar Meltdown && Meteorite = FUSION CRUST 1/??
X1 ARMY (Summoned;Dead)
MICROSOFT WAR BASE 9/50
SUPER ATTACK 16/25
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
DOOMBRINGER
WIDOW'S BLACK MATTER
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: ERROR
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES | CHAOS.EXE
DTGAI.zip
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT II
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON II
Effeconator Tri-Hit III
Singularity Wormhole IIIIIIIII
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming IIIIII
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY III
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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