The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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{My internet died yesterday, for reasons that are as yet unclear, but, as of forty minutes ago, Shawn the repairman has it back online, so,}
"Oh MAN I'm glad to be back!"
I immediately teleport to the Manufactory, and place the APAWA in a repair gantry for refueling and new parts.
Now, to continue the charges I had...
4/4 The Heavy Gunship reaches the battlefield in time for me to appear in the pilot's seat, taking direct control of its firepower, and,
Directing it at the WS-Mech.
{Piloted MCPR Heavy Gunship added. Secondaries: Railgatlings: damages a foe badly. Atomic launch systems: damages several foes badly. LAZOR CANNONZ: Boom, LAZORZ. Shields: regenerate 500 per turn, have a max of 2000. Armor: will absorb 10,000 damage before failing. Pilot bonus: 40% chance to avoid an especially damaging attack. Reactors: Will absorb 40,000 damage before failing catastrophically, destroying the vessel, and damaging nearby foes, effectively the main health, but a way of adding a self-destruct function. It also has a kitten painted on the side, and massive loudspeakers blaring dark organ music. These may require a balance, I am good with this.}
A group of automated constructors begins building a machine... {I have a very clear idea of what this will do, but I do not feel like telling you} 1/50
GAHMD IS OVERCHARGING. 5/OVERCHARGE.
Giant Enemy Miscellany 7/10
MPV Anachronism construction, 1/50
{Where possible, I have decided to keep different actions separated by one
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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I would stab the WS-Mech, but I utterly obliterated all my items capable of doing so with that ritual. Glad to hear your internet is fixed, Amperz4nd. Just to note, I bypassed the "irl-standard-mode" on Pesterchum, and logged in as ambiguousTheoretician, if that even matters anymore. I shall have to attack with more magic, assuming I can remember these damned incantations... I really need that Flame. Anyways, I throw a pie... Made with cranberries... and liquid poison, which will evaporate when in contact with undead, at the WS-Mech. This poison is actually a virus, which attempts to shut down the Mech. Then, I attempt to find the nearest object infused with any bit of magic.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
(Twin, we can charge 3 entities at a time but not give three to one. However we are allowed to combine charges at will?)
???: 6/50 +1
i:1/20 +1
ii:1/20 +1
2x +1 to whoever wants it.
Alchemise
A: Melongourd Slice && Eyecarrot && Thorncane
B: Alchemy A && Infinity Bow && Swift Snowball Gun
Alchemy B && Ender Pearl || Cold Fusion Power Cell
... This will be interesting
I harvest some clay.
"IT'S GREAT TO PLAY MINECRAFT AGAIN!"
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Unusual Big Elfin Deal - Equipped (Hat)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
Pair of Golden Ribbons - Equipped (Arms)
Hmm... we have slight problems with this backstory. The godmodder's antics that relate to our characters that have happened so far are all written down, and the godmodder has been fighting off players like us nonstop since his first start at godmodding so I don't think he's had time to be completely involved in this.
In relation to the psi-godmodder, you haven't yet been a huge enough influence to have an ancestor in that earlier war, I should probably warn you.
Going to say this to everyone, no one should try to have a backstory involving direct contact with the godmodder, seeing as how if that were the case we'd have seen it on one of the threads. Its something I would have tried to do the first three times I tried to join. And so, as a good rule of thumb is 'don't do anything old pionoplayer would have tried to do' attempting to retcon yourself into the godmodder's timeline won't work for ANYONE, not even the GM.
Other than that, its a pretty good idea for a backstory, surprisingly well written for your first story post. Good job.
I create an epic storm upon the goddmodder that is immune to anything. The OP scale breaks, and the storm creates a refreshing breeze around the Battlefield. Godmodder laughs! However, the broken OP scale drops on the godmodder's head!
I start channeling the summoning of Ultimate ultra spam bot mini pro deluxe 1/50 while I enhance him with an flame war eternal cycle 1/50 and I begin the creation of an automatic obsidian tools mod generator for helping the spam bot to spam the mod section so fast that the Godmodder will not be able to have his mods in first page of the mod section 1/5
And I start combining redstone with repeater for making an automatically repeating redstone system 1/2
I use fire and redstone together for making burning redstone 1/2
While I use enlarger for making an fire enormous 1/12
I start channeling the summoning of Ultimate ultra spam bot mini pro deluxe 1/40 while I enhance him with an flame war eternal cycle 1/40 and I begin the creation of an automatic obsidian tools mod generator for helping the spam bot to spam the mod section so fast that the Godmodder will not be able to have his mods in first page of the mod section 1/5
And I start combining redstone with repeater for making an automatically repeating redstone system 1/2
I use fire and redstone together for making burning redstone 1/2
While I use enlarger for making an fire enormous 1/12
What the hell is all of that?
/null
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Pointing out fallacies to undermine an argument is also a fallacy...
It is precisely at the limit in number of actions per turn
and I am summoning an creature to which I add two upgrades while I start creating an item.
(I choosed this avatar after thinking to summon the spambot)
I continue channeling the summoning of Ultimate ultra spam bot mini pro deluxe 2/50 using untasteful posts while I enhance him with an flame war eternal cycle 2/50 and I begin the creation of an automatic obsidian tools mod generator for helping the spam bot to spam the mod section so fast that the Godmodder will not be able to have his mods in first page of the mod section 2/5
And I end combining redstone with repeater for making an automatically repeating redstone system 2/2
I finish burning redstone 2/2
While I use enlarger for making an fire enormous 2/12
I continue channeling the summoning of Ultimate ultra spam bot mini pro deluxe 3/50 by throwing incredible masses of diamond in an furnace for melting spam under liquid form while I enhance him with an flame war eternal cycle 3/50 and I begin the creation of an automatic obsidian tools mod generator for helping the spam bot to spam the mod section so fast that the Godmodder will not be able to have his mods in first page of the mod section 3/5
I start combining in automatically repeating redstone system with burning redstone 1/4
I start creating unholy spiral of doom 2 1/4
While I use enlarger for making an fire enormous 3/12
I continue channeling the summoning of Ultimate ultra spam bot mini pro deluxe 4/50 by making my unholy acolytes pray at the temple while I enhance him with an flame war eternal cycle 4/50 and I continue the creation of an automatic obsidian tools mod generator for helping the spam bot to spam the mod section so fast that the Godmodder will not be able to have his mods in first page of the mod section 4/5
I continue combining in automatically repeating redstone system with burning redstone 2/4
unholy spiral of doom 2 2/4
While I use enlarger for making an fire enormous 4/12
/null
I continue channeling the summoning of Ultimate ultra spam bot mini pro deluxe 5/50 by sacrificing my unholy acolytes at the temple while I enhance him with an flame war eternal cycle 5/50 and I end the creation of an automatic obsidian tools mod generator for helping the spam bot to spam the mod section so fast that the Godmodder will not be able to have his mods in first page of the mod section 5/5
I continue combining in automatically repeating redstone system with burning redstone 3/4
I continue creating unholy spiral of doom 2 3/4
While I use enlarger for making an fire enormous 5/12
/null
I'm assuming that the Microsoft Cloud is still existing, so I travel to it.
Whoever has the level raiser, I do believe that it can finally be used. (My alchemies are paused until then. Because they are over level 5 I think.)
(Also, attacks can be charged and stored, right?)
Anyways, the ULTIMATE HIM follows me to Microsoft Cloud. It's surprising that he lived this long. I guess he needs some upgrades and fixing, but first, I am SO going to teach that guy a lesson.
Ahhh.... It's good to be back. SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)
Rifle && Iron Web 1/?? Blue Halo Armor || Widow's Black Matter 1/?? Iron Web && Blue Halo Armor 1/??
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x40 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / Widow's Black Matter / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / Hog Slop x20 / $$$ x20 / DOOMBRINGER / You'll feel a little ***** / RED HALO gear / Invisible Clocktower / XDEFENSE ARMY / Halo Armor Upgrade 10/15 / STRANGE HALF-ZATOCHI / Paulenta's X-Blade
XULTIMATE SOLDIER 1/50
ULTIMATE HIM (Summoned;Alive)
X1 ARMY (Summoned;Alive)
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15 COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40 Team Building Exercise 20/20
Oh no you didn't 10/10
Oh yes I did 10/10
Attack 5/5
Speed and Attack buff 5/5
Yet another Attack buff 5/5
Imma get you 17/20
HALO GEAR Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
Invisible Clocktower
Wifi status: Connected IIIII Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES | CHAOS.EXE
DTGAI.zip
I continue channeling the summoning of Ultimate ultra spam bot mini pro deluxe 6/50 while I enhance him with an flame war eternal cycle 6/50 and I start enhancing the spam bot with evil trolling system 1/44
I obtain burning repeating redstone redstone
I finish unholy spiral of doom 2
While I use enlarger for making an fire enormous 6/12
/null
"Oh MAN I'm glad to be back!"
I immediately teleport to the Manufactory, and place the APAWA in a repair gantry for refueling and new parts.
Now, to continue the charges I had...
4/4 The Heavy Gunship reaches the battlefield in time for me to appear in the pilot's seat, taking direct control of its firepower, and,
Directing it at the WS-Mech.
{Piloted MCPR Heavy Gunship added. Secondaries: Railgatlings: damages a foe badly. Atomic launch systems: damages several foes badly. LAZOR CANNONZ: Boom, LAZORZ. Shields: regenerate 500 per turn, have a max of 2000. Armor: will absorb 10,000 damage before failing. Pilot bonus: 40% chance to avoid an especially damaging attack. Reactors: Will absorb 40,000 damage before failing catastrophically, destroying the vessel, and damaging nearby foes, effectively the main health, but a way of adding a self-destruct function. It also has a kitten painted on the side, and massive loudspeakers blaring dark organ music. These may require a balance, I am good with this.}
A group of automated constructors begins building a machine... {I have a very clear idea of what this will do, but I do not feel like telling you} 1/50
GAHMD IS OVERCHARGING. 5/OVERCHARGE.
Giant Enemy Miscellany 7/10
MPV Anachronism construction, 1/50
{Where possible, I have decided to keep different actions separated by one
of these}
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
=[7 / 22]= Timeshift Future
=[7 / 40]= AMP Unit
I point out that Ghast's have a low max HP (of 5 hearts), thus lowering the Ghast Mech's Max HP!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Acti: 18/25 Vision: 18/25
I fire lasers, plasma, and every form of futuristic whatnot at the Mechs.
???: 6/50 +1
i:1/20 +1
ii:1/20 +1
2x +1 to whoever wants it.
Alchemise
A: Melongourd Slice && Eyecarrot && Thorncane
B: Alchemy A && Infinity Bow && Swift Snowball Gun
Alchemy B && Ender Pearl || Cold Fusion Power Cell
... This will be interesting
I harvest some clay.
"IT'S GREAT TO PLAY MINECRAFT AGAIN!"
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Unusual Big Elfin Deal - Equipped (Hat)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
Pair of Golden Ribbons - Equipped (Arms)
PDA
Wand Set
Diamond Sword
Diamond Pickaxe
Torch x128
Crafting Table
Furnace
Enchanting Table
Chest x2
Tea cup
Mirrors, 1 shattered.
Lamps
4 dimes
1 quarter
3 pennies
1 Finale Operandi Token
Level 9: Supernova
20/20 health
Thank you!
I will be editing my post.
/null
DM : 2/5I create an epic storm upon the goddmodder that is immune to anything. The OP scale breaks, and the storm creates a refreshing breeze around the Battlefield. Godmodder laughs! However, the broken OP scale drops on the godmodder's head!
And I start combining redstone with repeater for making an automatically repeating redstone system 1/2
I use fire and redstone together for making burning redstone 1/2
While I use enlarger for making an fire enormous 1/12
What the hell is all of that?
/null
and I am summoning an creature to which I add two upgrades while I start creating an item.
(I choosed this avatar after thinking to summon the spambot)
I continue channeling the summoning of Ultimate ultra spam bot mini pro deluxe 2/50 using untasteful posts while I enhance him with an flame war eternal cycle 2/50 and I begin the creation of an automatic obsidian tools mod generator for helping the spam bot to spam the mod section so fast that the Godmodder will not be able to have his mods in first page of the mod section 2/5
And I end combining redstone with repeater for making an automatically repeating redstone system 2/2
I finish burning redstone 2/2
While I use enlarger for making an fire enormous 2/12
errrrrr okay I guess.
I continue summoning FtFF
DM 3/5I realize I've run out of ideas! I send an original idea at the GH-Mech!
Electronic: 20/25 Arts: 20/25
Acti: 19/25 Vision: 19/25
I poke the mutants attacking the Citadel really hard.
I continue channeling the summoning of Ultimate ultra spam bot mini pro deluxe 3/50 by throwing incredible masses of diamond in an furnace for melting spam under liquid form while I enhance him with an flame war eternal cycle 3/50 and I begin the creation of an automatic obsidian tools mod generator for helping the spam bot to spam the mod section so fast that the Godmodder will not be able to have his mods in first page of the mod section 3/5
I start combining in automatically repeating redstone system with burning redstone 1/4
I start creating unholy spiral of doom 2 1/4
While I use enlarger for making an fire enormous 3/12
DM... are you surprised?4/5
I decide to grab an apple to eat, to replenish health I may have lost.
I continue channeling the summoning of Ultimate ultra spam bot mini pro deluxe 4/50 by making my unholy acolytes pray at the temple while I enhance him with an flame war eternal cycle 4/50 and I continue the creation of an automatic obsidian tools mod generator for helping the spam bot to spam the mod section so fast that the Godmodder will not be able to have his mods in first page of the mod section 4/5
I continue combining in automatically repeating redstone system with burning redstone 2/4
unholy spiral of doom 2 2/4
While I use enlarger for making an fire enormous 4/12
/null
FtFF
DM (hereby known as Fred Monster), has 500/500 HP, no typical attacks, and no special abilities, save for one...He can censor anything he deems to violent, making it slightly less effective!
The fog hanging around from that storm I summoned is turned into ketchup (bloodstitute) by Fred Monster, and is thrown into the GH mech machinery!
I continue combining in automatically repeating redstone system with burning redstone 3/4
I continue creating unholy spiral of doom 2 3/4
While I use enlarger for making an fire enormous 5/12
/null
Whoever has the level raiser, I do believe that it can finally be used. (My alchemies are paused until then. Because they are over level 5 I think.)
(Also, attacks can be charged and stored, right?)
Anyways, the ULTIMATE HIM follows me to Microsoft Cloud. It's surprising that he lived this long. I guess he needs some upgrades and fixing, but first, I am SO going to teach that guy a lesson.
Ahhh.... It's good to be back.
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)
Rifle && Iron Web 1/??Blue Halo Armor || Widow's Black Matter 1/??
Iron Web && Blue Halo Armor 1/??
ULTIMATE HIM (Summoned;Alive)
X1 ARMY (Summoned;Alive)
COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40
Team Building Exercise 20/20
Oh no you didn't 10/10
Oh yes I did 10/10
Attack 5/5
Speed and Attack buff 5/5
Yet another Attack buff 5/5
Imma get you 17/20
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
Invisible Clocktower
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES | CHAOS.EXE
DTGAI.zip
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
I obtain burning repeating redstone redstone
I finish unholy spiral of doom 2
While I use enlarger for making an fire enormous 6/12
/null
1/50 Dedan
1/25 Health Care Package
1/10 Specialized Killstreak Kit: Star Destroyer
Also, i lack a secondary weapon. I am about to change that.
Medigun AND Kritzkrieg = ??? [1/3]
> K4yne: Slice N' Dice some brood Lords.
> Disconator: EXECUTE Electroswing Bazooka ON CC3366.
License Board Stats
20 License Points
Fire License, Fira License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
21 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 2
1 Point, Next LV. at 50 Points
Fishing LV. 1
15 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Items:
1x Bandage
1x Candy Corn
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.