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Quote from Aegis-A095

+3 for trade

21/40 x4 in storage
21/40
8/10x23 in storage
4/5 splash Potion of Invisibility *11 - Look at combo.
Broken Windows AND Minirail 2/?

I down a Potion of Superheroics. Go. Also, I am significantly more fair that piono.
FIRST GUARDIANS DO NOT HAVE TIME POWERS
GIGA-COMBO ACTIVATE
10/10x23 + 40/40 used. 270 post equivalent.
x23+x22
I lash out at Scratch with Circuit Breaker in an upwards arc while doing a lateral air-roll immediately after piono finishes his attack, flinging miniature lightning bolts as it curves upwards along Scratch's chest and across his neck.
x21+x20
I land on a single hand after the attack and deliver a devastating spin-kick to Scratch's face while he's still recoiling from the electrical burns given last attack, or the gash received across the chest assuming he could have blocked one, or both.
x19+x18
Uhg. This is gonna be a while.
Using the momentum from the kick to put myself on my feet and my sword up, I slam the flat of my blade into Scratch's cue ball head like a baseball bat.
x17+x16
Scratch stumbles backwards after being hit on the head and readies his weapon. Its already too late to block this one; he's still sluggish from the cold inflicted by piono's first attack. I summon my Glaive to myself in my hand in the middle of a backflip and in the middle of a flashy upwards slash, catch him by the collar on a customized hook on my Glaive and toss him in the air.
x15+x14
I ready both my sword and glaive and put considerable strength into a jump, and plant my foot into the small of Scratch's back between the shoulderblades, transferring much of the energy put into the jump. Ouch. I wouldn't wish that on anyon-oh wait...
x13+x12
I do another lateral roll and slash Scratch's back with Circuit Breaker, giving him a good shock as I do so and finish this move by using the earlier described hook to catch Scratch's neck, his response, a protesting gurgle and choke, and slam him into the ground with the centrifugal energy built up from the roll.
x11
Following-up, I dual wield the Green Sun Annihilator and Carnage In A Cylinder and train them on Scratch's prone form. The recoil produces enough to overcome gravity. I am shooting Horizon Events, not bullets.
x10
Having gained some 10 meters in altitude, I summon my Hammerhead Anvil in my hands. To bad I don't have a hammer...oh well, this is heavy too. I swing it downwards to jumpstart my momentum.
x9
The Hammerhead Anvil lands on thin air. Scratch teleported away to the boulder at my 2 o'clock. In one hand, Scratch wields his gargantuan White Magnum and fires two shots. I barely manage to throw the Anvil in the way of the first shot, and deflect the second with my Glaive. I immediately splash myself with Invisibility, though I know that he still knows. In the moment of distraction switching from sight to his other senses, I flash step forwards and cut/zap him with Circuit Breaker, but while I'm close, he slashes my arm with a knife in retaliation.
x8
I side kick him in the gut hard to put some more distance between us, but Scratch gets a shot off, piercing my thigh. I get him back by slashing his.
x7
Using the reach provided by my Glaive, I jab it through Scratch's chest repeatedly, then toss it to the side.
x6
Still having some strength, I dash towards and slap Scratch's Magnum out of his hands and slug him in the cheek.
x5
Scratch lands a punch in my gut. We're both getting sloppy. I grab the far side of his cue ball and slam it into my elbow.
x4
I chuck Circuit Breaker at Scratch, impaling the boulder he rests on, but I still hit my mark when it discharges violently.
x3
I'm loosing strength...I drink a Potion of Rejuvenation (piono shared his recipie) and am temporarily revitalized. I charge Scratch and throw a messy left hook. I hit my mark, tossing him a little ways.
2x
Scratch quickly gets up and I uncap a Potion of Regeneration and shove the neck into the hole in my leg, dousing my wound in healing fluid. Drinking it would take to long right now. I rush Scratch and throw a right hook. He catches it. If cueballs could smile...Scratch would have one smug grin. He brings his combat knife in an overhead swing and jams it in-between my ribs a the same time I grab his face with my metal greaves, and send millions of volts through him, throwing him backwards against a boulder, and me into the ground. I'm bleeding out.
x1
His revolver...right in front of him...he reaches out and grasps it. I grip the knife burried in my chest and tug. It's excruciating, like not jus holding one's hand in the fire, but standing in it. Scratch raises his revolver. I throw his knife and it hilts in his shoulder where it meets the neck.
40/40 - A giant tuba traveling .12C crushes Scratch before he can fire. I stare wide eyed.

#Brickbonus

If this kills him, give it to piono.

Iiiii Azura's Black Star

Quote from secret_scribe1

17/20
Potion of Veggies OOO Sugar 2/2 (Brewed in the update on page 409)

I heal the firewalls by pouring crude oil on their hard drives.

Quote from TheLordErelye

The second piono said that, I knew it was too late.
Oh well. I don't regret it.
Quest 9/30
Ritual 7/15

Quote from Talist

I gain 1 TP for every charge I put into a beast summon or for every 2,000 damage my beast companions deal. The TP cost to level up goes up by 20 each level.
Level 1 - 20TP to level - no benefit
Level 2 - I gain 10 focus per turn per beast under my command. The focus cap starts at 50 and goes up by 5 per level. I can use Flurry to allow one of my beasts to attack twice this turn at the cost of 30 focus.
Level 3 - I gain the ability Mend. Heals an allied beast for up to 6,000. Costs 30 focus.
Level 4 - I gain the ability Hunting Party. Organizes 2-6 willing allies into a hunting party. If all members of a hunting party attack the same target, that enemy takes an extra 1,000 damage per group member. Costs 5 focus per turn per member to maintain.
Level 5 - New ability: Commanding presence. Costs 60 focus and allows me to decide the target of one enemy beast's attack this turn.

Level 4, TP: 5/80 -- Focus: ============== 45/60 Justicar turns and looks back at Twin. She whimpers slightly. A protector must also save one from themself. She leaps at the throne, targeting the newest additions first.

Gr... You're punishing Piono for trying to advance the story line? Not only that but you're doling out more punishments for me trying to help Piono. I might regret this later, but here we go. If Scratch is still alive then...

The Wither Wolf: 40/40
Soul of Rebirth: 40/40
I send them both in to kill Scratch. I never said what they do. They wouldn't be proper Talist entities without some gimmick.

Who ever said entities had to go from full to 0 health?
The wither wolf has 40,000 max hp. However, it actually starts at 0 hp. It dies once it hits 40,000 hp. So heals hurt it, damage heals it.

The soul of rebirth is a Phoenix with 10,000 max hp. It doesn't die on getting to 0 hp. Rather, it is stunned until the end of the turn; then it comes back with full hp. It can spend 4,000 hp to deal 3,000 extra damage. It leaves after 10 turns.

Funny thing is, if I die, it doesn't actually matter that much. I'll just start playing as Wilson. But if you just say something like:"Scratch snaps his fingers and everyone dies" I'll rage quit at the unfairness. I allow Piono full access to Wilson's shop for free on the term that the potions are used to fight Scratch. I use lil' cal to curse Scratch then I smash Scratch over the head with an upgraded splash burning potion and a splash bleeding potion. I also organize everyone fighting Scratch into a hunting party. That's +1000 damage per person. Unfortunately, my combo attack isn't going to be as fancy as everyone else's because I have fewer charges, but oh well. Here we go anyway. I use my 2 charges in ammo along with all of Wilson's wealth for a total of 19 charges. I drink the last coffee potion and fire down a hailstorm of shots from The Silicon Steam Punker at Scratch.

___ ___
/\ \ ___ /\ \
/::\ \ /\ \ /::\ \
/:/\:\ \ \:\ \ /:/\:\ \
/:/ \:\__\ /::\__\ /::\~\:\ \
/:/__/ \:|__| __/:/\/__/ /:/\:\ \:\__\
\:\ \ /:/ / /\/:/ / \:\~\:\ \/__/
\:\ /:/ / \::/__/ \:\ \:\__\
\:\/:/ / \:\__\ \:\ \/__/
\::/__/ \/__/ \:\__\
~~ \/__/

Next entity (Faether most likely) 16/40 (+3 from Aegis)
Ammo charge 0/5
GalacticCraft Rocket 1/3

Spectrum horse armor || dragon scale 1/??
Powered circuit crash && gold ingot 2/??
The powered circuit crash is whatever I got from adding a battery to the normal circuit crash.
I duplicate good dog and give it to the wither wolf.

=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (6$), potion of coffee OUT OF STOCK (3$), extended fertilizer OUT OF STOCK (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x1 (3$), potion of soothing x1 (3$)
Wealth: 0
Ransom: on
Current brewing: duplicating the splash burning potion
Wilson comes up behind Aegis with the potion of soothing in his mouth. He offers it to Aegis.

+3 up for trade with any AG

Quote from Nimbleguy

POST III;
Raspberry Pi: 4/10

Is this good for the formatting? Sorry for the length, I claimed some +3s and summoned something.
HEY SPLIT, WE DID NOT ENTER YOUR GorillaING MIND. WE ENTER TWINBUILDER'S MIND. YOU ARE A SPLIT OF TWINBUILDER. YOU ARE IN TWINBUILDER'S MIND. YOU CAN CONTROL TWINBUILDER DUE TO YOUR MIND PRESENCE. AND LET ME REMIND YOU, A DREAM DEMON LIKE ME, BILL CIPHER, CAN ENTER ANYONE'S MIND. IT A DREAM DEMON'S VERY EXISTANCE. IT IS THEIR VERY POINT OF BEING. THE BILL CIPHER WEAR GIVES NIMBLE THAT ABILITY, BUT RESTRICTS IT TO ONLY HAPPEN EVERY 2 TURNS.
Also Bill...
Rumble McSkirmish is being summoned.
And Doc...
I'm coming for YOU!!

41/40 Rumble McSkirmish +3 from Talist, +3 from Ageis.
I +1 Talist and +2 Ageis.
HaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!! RUMBLE MCSKIRMISH IS HERE.
I AM RUMBLEMCSKIRMISH FROM THE USA. PUNCHKICKPUNCH!
CHANGE MACHINE, CHANGE ME INTO A POWERFUL WOLF! RAAAAA*PUNCH*!
INFO:

HP: 100,000 (Nerf if OP)
BASE ATTACK: 3000
MOVES:
FIST PUNCH RAIN: MAKES FIST PUNCHES RAIN FROM THE SKY. AOE DAMAGE.
Super Power Ninja Turbo Neo Ultra Hyper Mega Multi Alpha Meta Uber Prefix Combo: CAN USE EVERY 6 TURNS, PLEASE PUT COUNTDOWN BAR NEXT TO NAME OF RUMBLE ON THE BATTLEFIELD. MASSIVE COMBO DAMAGE.
Basic Kick: Kicks the oponent
Basic Punch: Punches the oponent
​ Barrels and Crates Co: Chases the opponent up Barrels and Crates Co and then throws barrels at them while they run away.
Abilities:
2D: Can become flat to evade attacks because he has, "No Looking Up Animation"
VIDEO ITEM: CAN FIND RANDOM WEAPONS LAYING ON THE GROUND.
Pixelated: All physical contact hurts the thing making contact.

Tippi: 5/20.
Count Bleck: 5/20.
Even More Research! (5/5)
+1 EXPERIANCE.
Even More Research for the Second Time: 1/5
Upgrade: 4/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 2/10.
ABILTIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
MIND: II
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: III
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII

Quote from PitTheAngel

31/40
Alchemies COMPLETE!

Freeze Attack AND Super Speed = ??? (1/2)
Silver Bow AND Dark Pit Staff = ??? (1/2)
Samurai Blade AND Super Armor = ??? (1/2)

Quote from The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man

SINCE MY ATTACK DIDN'T HIT, MY STEAMHAMMER IS STILL CHARGED, AND I USE THE ENERGY FROM ALCHEMIZING TO SMASH THE SOLARACTIVE THING EVEN HARDER. THE XBSS, XBOX360 ARMY AND XBEANSTALKS ALL ATTACK THE DROID BOMBERS AT ONCE. THEN THEY RETURN TO THE MICROSOFT CLOUD.

I INSTALL MORE MICROSOFT CLOUD COMPUTERS IN THE THRONE ZONE. THEY CAN BE WEAPONIZED. ALSO, IF YOU LOOK AT THE UPGRADES, THERE ARE A LOT OF POTENTIALLY WEAPONIZABLE AND ENTITYIZABLE THINGS IN THERE. DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH THIS, SPLIT.

CONTINUED ALCHEMIES
IRON WEB > ENLARGE 2/5
006 > ENLARGE 2/5
THE WIDOW'S BLACK MATTER 2/6

I DRAG idea_loser_modwhatever'S BODY TO THE STRONGHOLD RUINS.

ME2 31/40 (NINJACAT'D)
SPEAKING OF NINJACAT, IT WAS A +15, BECAUSE OF POSTS FROM LAST TURN TOO I DO BELIEVE.
X1 ARMY 18/30
CHARGES 10/10
I USE THE CHARGES TO MAKE A GIANT STATUE OF ME IN THE BATTLEFIELD, 20000 HP. IT DOES SOME STUFF LATER. YOU'LL PROBABLY SEE.
+3 TO NINJACAT9
VANQUSIHER IIIII
STEAMHAMMER IIIII

DEAR SPLIT.
OK SO THOSE COMPUTERS AND STUFF INSTALLED IN THE THRONE AND THRONE ROOM ARE SLOWLY HACKING BUILD AS WE SPEAK. IF YOU DO SO, YOU CAN SEVERELY DAMAGE OR DISABLE HIM OR SOMETHING. ALSO, I HAVE HIDDEN THE INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO POISON CARROT JUICE IN THE CODE OF THOSE COMPUTERS. ALSO, I HAVE HACKED BUILD ENOUGH WHERE HE CAN'T SEE AND COMPREHEND PRIVATE CHATS LIKE THIS.

YOU'RE WELCOME,
YOUR FAVORITE THRONE BUILDER.


HACKING IIIII
SELF REPAIR IIIII

Quote from Amperz4nd

Rainbow Matter Research 5/5 {I've learned a lot, but I'm not gonna wall o' text the info just now, suffice it to say, it appears that there are a few more ways of activating it than massive matter-antimatter annihilation, you can make a reactor with it, and it has... particularly negative effects on entities out of Homestuck, and also Leprechauns, most things from Irish folklore, and a number of other things. I also learned that dead, bloodless, previously deranged leprechauns make good fuel for my reactors.}

I modify the GAHMD shell with a few thousand metric tonnes of Rainbow Matter, and an impact-rigged activation device. I also modify it in a number of ways, but they are not particularly important. 5/3

The Mercurian Malady 3/6


I construct a heavily modified Rainbow Matter bomb, then walk up to Doc Scratch while Aegis is beating him up, stab Scratch with the Shard of a Banhammer, and prime, then let go of, the RM bomb, using the one milisecond detonation time to teleport away, my specially designed
telemovement mechanism allowing me to teleport in the presence of primed RM.

{edit, my attacks are intended to weaken him, damage his connection to this world, and properly test the RM effects, not kill him early.}

Why, exactly, can I not make the APBC alchemy?

I'm going to hold off on the HV-Mech for now, I can complete it in a single turn if I need it, but don't need it right now.

Shard of a Banhammer Fine 1/??

Quote from secret_scribe1

18/20
Potion of Veggies OOO Sugar 2/2 (The potion of Veggies was Brewed in the update on page 409)

I bake code cookies for the firewalls.

I +3 ME2

Quote from Minor107

SPLIT, Y U NO LET ME HELP TWIN AS A WHOLE?!

I then realize that Split....probably wasn't there before. Or maybe he was. Here's my theory, when Twin was called useless, Split was born out of Twin's anger. He would only show up again when Twin was angry, but apparently Twin is losing his grip on the two personalities, and so it's like he's two separate people, Build, who is like the old twin, and Split, which is who twin if he was pretty angry and difficult. Needless to say, Split...is a bit of a hindrance. But don't tell him I said that.

Twin's castle: 2/10

I'm still gonna build this, because I think it's better than twin's current accommodations.

Quote from Talist

You could have just had Scratch refuse Piono's call. I'm not sure why you're so upset with Piono "jumping the gun". Scratch has been encouraging this exact type of action. Didn't he say something like "but no one saw the army because no one was looking for it" when he explained the invasion? He also said that the army is already destroying the server and enslaving the population. Chasing the army down is the morally right thing to do. We've been sitting around doing nothing about the invasion all this time. Scratch has been mocking our actions and obviously building up an army. Piono decided to take the fight to them, and I applaud him for that. I'm fighting because I'm not going to let him die like this.

I gain 1 TP for every charge I put into a beast summon or for every 2,000 damage my beast companions deal. The TP cost to level up goes up by 20 each level.
Level 1 - 20TP to level - no benefit
Level 2 - I gain 10 focus per turn per beast under my command. The focus cap starts at 50 and goes up by 5 per level. I can use Flurry to allow one of my beasts to attack twice this turn at the cost of 30 focus.
Level 3 - I gain the ability Mend. Heals an allied beast for up to 6,000. Costs 30 focus.
Level 4 - I gain the ability Hunting Party. Organizes 2-6 willing allies into a hunting party. If all members of a hunting party attack the same target, that enemy takes an extra 1,000 damage per group member. Costs 5 focus per turn per member to maintain.
Level 5 - New ability: Commanding presence. Costs 60 focus and allows me to decide the target of one enemy beast's attack this turn.

Level 4, TP: 7/80 -- Focus: ============== 45/60

Next entity (Faether most likely) 17/40 (+1 from Nimble, post 8705)
Ammo charge 1/5
GalacticCraft Rocket 2/3

Spectrum horse armor || dragon scale 2/??
Powered circuit crash && gold ingot 3/??

I fire the Silicon Steam Punker at point blank range into Scratch's face. How have you seen The Silicon Steam Punker before? I made it myself.

=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (6$), potion of coffee OUT OF STOCK (3$), extended fertilizer OUT OF STOCK (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x1 (3$), potion of soothing x1 (3$)
Wealth: 0
Ransom: on
Current brewing: cake && potion of honey 2/??

+3 up for trade with any AG

Quote from TheLordErelye

Quest 10/30
Ritual 8/15
I watch from the sidelines of the fight, waiting to see piono get crushed.
By the way Scratch, I appreciate your generosity (do NOT put quotes around that)
I continue to make the sun slightly brighter, catching the Doomsday Stables on fire!
Due to the sun still being here (I assume) the fire will never go out.

Quote from secret_scribe1

19/30
Potion of Veggies OOO Sugar 2/2 (The potion of Veggies was Brewed in the update on page 409)

I use the Absolute Zero to make a huge crystal of ice that is so beautiful the mysterious crystal decides it can't compete and tries to kill itself.

Quote from Nimbleguy

POST III;
Raspberry Pi: 4/10

Hey, Rumble, could you go and attack these guys? *Shows pictures of the Godmodder and Doc Scratch*
Did they kill your father?
Well, no. They are evil and are trying to make people ragequit(Ragequit for Godmodder, evil for both)
And then they killed your father.
No. Just get them, ok?
PRESS START.

START

*clicks*
(Rumble McSkirmish is now attacking The Godmodder and Doc Scratch.

I +2 Talist and +1 Ageis.
Tippi: 6/20.
Count Bleck: 6/20.
Even More Research for the Second Time: 2/5
Upgrade: 5/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 3/10.
ABILTIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
MIND: II
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: III
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII

Quote from Flare Flames

It's ok I know that it can be hard to have to go to the game, play to that point, convert actions to text, then have super long posts to deal with. Plus this library. I can try and escape using nonconventional means if it's difficult. The last thing I want is you to explode from stress.

> forward 3/4, forward-left 1/4, turn left, forward, jump + take cube x 8

Quote from engie_ninja

"Hey, what happened to that one guy?"
"He got punched into next week. Literally."
"Ouch. StILL need my heLp wIth thIngs?"
"Yeah, sure."

cc3366 has been added to the battlefield.
I'm too much of a lazy fatass to find his stats again.

Quote from Irecreeper

[ /// ]

[ 35 / 40, +3 Piono'd, Page 434, Post 8677. ]
...Yeah.
What's that? You can't come?
Aw.

[ 20 / 20 ]
Meh, may as well summon it.

Ent Ancient (PHASE 1) [AG]
HP: Infinite!
Attack: Whacks something for very little damage.
Ability: Draws several attacks to it. After two turns, this entity will change to Phase 2. A "damage taken" meter will be shown during this phase.

Ent Ancient (PHASE 2) [AG]
HP: 15,000
Attack: Hits something with TREEBOLTS for medium damage.
Ability: Depending on the damage taken during Phase 1, it summons several minions. These will be PM'd to you.

[ 3 / 40 ]
We shall purge the world of PG's, my friend.
After you get here.

EnderPoints v1.0
[/LVL 1/++=/]
[MAX ENDER-SQUADS: 1]

Abilities:
LVL 1: Summon an Enderbat! [ 2500 HP, x3. Low attack, Low dodge chance.]

"Hey there, Ron!"
I attempt to deal a DEATHBLOW to Ron the Narrator.

The Kestrel will target the HMS Invictus.
The Ender Colossus will target Ron the Narrator. If he's dead, this will target the HMS Invictus.
The Enderbats will nom on Death.

Quote from King_of_Wolf

Time rift 6/15

Quake 3/10

Quote from DemonicDaVinci

Ah, I remember at the beginning of the Garden's life, it was meant to be a place where any entity could come and be healed. It was paradise. The machinery hummed with power, tending to the needs of entities who turn upon it for aid. A place where any entity of any allegiance could frolic. However, it could never aid and repair those whose allegiance lied with the Godmodder as my colleagues would express shock at my actions. At least, it was a sort of paradise. My paradise.

Inevitably, the war came upon it. The tools to mend, broken beyond repair. It was as if demons had come to claim it and tear it apart for pleasure. That's why I switched to their side, and aided them. It was their turn to experience paradise, no matter how sadistic it may be. It was a fortress. My fortress.

And here we stand, as the Game Master's sadistic plot and benevolent actions take place. The ones I served and aided now unleash their terrors and banes on my land. I've learned something from where I stand in this superficial war. You may serve any master, but you can never serve yourself when you do so. This is why I'm splintering off from the Godmodder, and raising my flag. Under it, I will aid any and all who need my help.

I command all my units to search and destroy all entities inside the Apocalypse Zone and clear it out.

Three Spirits: 4/30 x3

Quote from The_Serpent

Return: 30/40
???: 4/25
TRAITOR.
WELL THEN. YOU THINK IT WILL BE. SO EASY. TO SWITCH YOUR UNITS.
I'M AFRAID. NOT.
THE GODMODDER. STILL HAS CONSIDERABLE POWER. OVER ALL PG ENTITIES.
HE COULD SIMPLY. KEEP THEM ON HIS SIDE.
YOU'LL HAVE. TO START OVER.

BUT HEAR THIS. I PERSONALLY. WILL NEVER FORGIVE. THIS BETRAYAL.

I use Hell's Instrument on Justicar to stop anyone attacking Twin. I then give Twin a pretty diamond that does nothing special at all.

I'm serious. It's just an ordinary diamond. I have no idea why I did that.
Maybe you could distract Build with its shinyness? I don't know.

Quote from DemonicDaVinci

I wouldn't really call this betrayal. I'm switching over to my 'own side', fueled by insanity generated by the war. Remember, I'm aiding EVERYONE here.

Three Spirits: 5/30 x 3.

Quote from engie_ninja

"Interesting. So now DDV is truly neutral, instead of one of the regular biased ones. How can I work that to my advantage..."
"BOO!"
"What the f- JINX? How did you end up here?"

Mysterious player construction: [5/40]
Mysterious player construction: [5/40]

Quote from Aegis-A095

I shoot secret's crystal with my Green Sun Annihilator and vaporize it before the Mysterious Crystal can react.

Also, I'm getting weird signals from DDV. First, he joins the [PG]'s because war doesn't change, then decides that everybody needs paradise?

+3 traded with Talist. One +3 left over for trade.

24/40 x4 in storage
24/40
2/10x1 in storage
1/5 splash Potion of Invisibility *11 - On Gyarados.
3/6 Broken Souls
1/5? Musket AND Musket AND Musket AND Musket AND Battery AND Computer = Metal Storm (IRL 4 Barreled 240000 RPM gun)
1/6? Carnage In A Cylinder AND Hopper

You got the CARNAGE IN A CYLINDER! An extremely powerful minigun capable of firing missiles, antimatter, and best of all: it's light as a feather. Is there anything it can't do? Actually, yes: it can't lose.

IIIII Azura's Black Star

I target the Godmodder with my Carnage In A Cylinder shooting Horizon Events with the following events in mind.
BTW, the Horizon Events should have the same effects as the Black Hole Bullets, while adding a modifier (stackable crit) to the alchemy based attack, as these alchemies are meant to be used as ammunition.

I hand ownership of Gyarados over to DDV. It's not like it'll make a difference though, it can't be controlled. I also tell split that Gyarados will cause much bloodshed.

Quote from K4yne

Monster DNA Fusion Extension (Ready/On Hold)
35/40 | Disco Surprise

Jolly Roger's Bomber AND Wither Skull = The Black Flag (Level 5: 4/6)
The Duck and Cover AND Holy Hand Grenade = Hollowed Be Thy Skull (Level 4: 4/5)
Red Rum AND The Necrowombicon = The Wombat's War Machine (Level 3: 4/4)

> R. K.: +3 to the first PG who +3's me
> R. K.: Heal the Invictus.

License Board Stats

4 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License

Paradox Stats^TM

Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points

Arson LV. 1
13 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points

Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points

Disco Surprise
- [PG] Robot Entity - Taken from a Pixar movie and updated DISCO STYLE
- It will use an upgraded Screamer Box - It's an upgraded Omnidroid

Quote from TT2000

I wish I could make level 61 charges! I hope the alchemiter-upgrade sidequest pops up soon, regardless of whether or not it actually lets one alchemize that high.

I use the DETONATION CORE on a random enemy in the apocalypse zone! So, the horsemen have been decimated, right? The apocalypse zone is currently the only major sidequest?

Quote from fseftr

Twin is so powerful!
We can take him.
Maybe fighting him was a bad idea.
Or maybe not.
Why did I get so mad anyways?
Split edited you post.
It was just a joke.
Do you trust him?
Well...Hey! Are you manipulating me?
No.
You are!
No.
Come to think of it, you persuaded me to attack Twin in the first place!
It was a good idea.
No it wasn't! Look how it turned out!
Quite well.
No! That was 40 posts!
For the greater cause.
And what would that be?
Significance.
Significance! Significance! You attention-needy idiot! You'll get us both killed! I am never...

Primary suddenly stops, and Fseftr freezes in the middle of taking out his red barrels. After a short while, Fseftr's eyes turn from blue to orange and he continues to take out his gun.

Shut up, and get out of my way! ...Secondary. It's my time to be significant.

+3 to k4yne, 2 +3s claimed

15/40 x2
3/5

I red barrel the defense tentacle.

Team Spirits AND Redstone 4/6
Cobblepot's Killer AND Rifle 4/6

Now, it's time for Twin to die.
No matter how many charges I have to use.

I would like to inform you that the grey text is now Secondary.
Primary, you mean.
Ugh.

Quote from 5l1n65h07

SolarActive realizes that his firewalls are gone, so he generates 3 firewalls to guard.

The Hyena Droid bombers bomb the stronghold ruins.

The vulture droids fire at a random PG

And I Rez a barrage of NERFED PILLARS OF DOOM on the stronghold ruins


upgrade: 8/20

Blackhole bomb: 28/40

Summon. Unknown: 11/40

Quote from K4yne

Monster DNA Fusion Extension (Ready/On Hold)
39/40 | +3 by fseftr | Disco Surprise

Jolly Roger's Bomber AND Wither Skull = The Black Flag (Level 5: 5/6)
The Duck and Cover AND Holy Hand Grenade = Hollowed Be Thy Skull (Level 4: 5/5)

> R. K:: +3 to fseftr.
> R. K.: Kestrel meets Wombat's War Machine. gorilla's about to go down. And yes R. K. can fly to it to poke with his shtick.

Wait i forgot to get Doc's autograph. Well, i can get one when he's finished.

Verbrenn irgendwas! Und dann ess es auf!

Fine. But i'm not hungry.

> R. K.: Set Arachna's web on fire. Can't remember if it was fireproof anyway.

Hurra!

License Board Stats

4 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License

Paradox Stats^TM

Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points

Arson LV. 1
13 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points

Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points

Disco Surprise
- [PG] Robot Entity - Taken from a Pixar movie and updated DISCO STYLE
- It will use an upgraded Screamer Box - It's an upgraded Omnidroid

Quote from fseftr

What kind of logic is that?
Better logic than yours...

+3 to k4yne

15/40 x2
5/6

I team spirits some warbots.

Team Spirits AND Redstone 5/6
Cobblepot's Killer AND Rifle 5/6

Quote from TT2000

I send the noob army at the entity I just weakened with the detonation core. The enemy eats most of them, and the army ends up in shambles, but they were so nooby they gave the enemy indigestion.

Quote from Amperz4nd

The GAHMD is fully overcharged, and it's capacitors can no longer be filled further. 6/3

The Mercurian Malady 4/6

Shard of a Banhammer FINE 2/??

I begin construction of an orbital defence network. 1/10

And of a low solar orbit high-efficiency-photovoltiac array with weaponization potential. 1/10

I begin recruiting random players, Testificates, and less-unfriendly Endermen to help crew the Manufactory, as thermodynamic entropy is beginning, along with machine error, to set in, and I need a few more living things up here to help out. 1/10 {Don't worry, I'm not trying to summon players into the world, I'm just recruiting random ones without anything to do, they will not act as separate entities}

I also issue an invitation to AG players without a base to call their own, in case they want to stay up in high orbit with me. Also, any AG who wants to use these* #summonsmanydropships dropships to get up to the Star Destroyer, may do so.

AT ALL THE SMALL CHARGES...

Quote from Irecreeper

[ /// ]

[ 39 / 40, +3 Aegis'd, Page 437, Post 8727]
Build some expansions, and...

[ 1 / 10 ]
Zergling Reinforcements!

[ 4 / 40 ]
Our Lord would be so proud...

[ Current Enderpoints: 2 / 3 ]

I +3 Aegis with a Cat+Butter-on-Toast generator.

I decide to deliver a SECOND DEATHBLOW to Ron the Narrator, using the Enderdragon's Scythe. If he's dead, this will target a random PG.

Quote from K4yne

Monster DNA Fusion Extension (Ready/On Hold)
40/40 | Disconator

+3 to fseftr

Jolly Roger's Bomber AND Wither Skull = The Black Flag (Level 5: 6/6)

I deploy the DISCONATOR! An upgraded form of the Omnidroid from Disney Pixar's The Incredibles! It is basically the same thing with a disco ball look. And some small extras.

[PG] Disconator HP: ???

Special features that i have installed are a Screamer Box v1.51, one of the same things that were used to create the Screamer Drone at the beginning of my little session of science. It has numeral bug fixes and gained some sizes. It will randomly buff another PG entity on the field, since it happens randomly i can't really decide when it happens. It's also used as the Disconator's special attack, the Electroswing Bazooka.

Said Bazooka disables an enemy entities movement for three turns and plays a smooth sound too. I leave it up to you Twin how long it takes to cool down. It won't keep it's AI because of balance. Well then, nerf to your desire Twin. Off to the battlefield it goes.

Anyway, still charges left. I'll charge an item then. Kamek's Wand! I'll use it to upgrade a PG entity when it's fully charged or bring back a dead PG or hostile entity (and converting it to PG if you allow it) stronger than before. Ya know, Yoshi's Island style. I will also only revive an entity that died last turn. All entities that are dead for 2 or more turns are considered decomposed and unrevivable.

3/40 | +3 by fseftr | Kamek's Wand

License Board Stats

4 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License

Paradox Stats^TM

Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points

Arson LV. 1
13 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points

Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points

Quote from ninjacat9

I command Hercules to use his awesome butt muscles to hypertwerk moch 5speeds at the hyena droid bombers.

+3 modpack modman

19/40 charging for awesome entity (Modpacked)

0/9 I prepare to craft a medium sized weapon to alchemize with the Widows Inferno

(I also downgrade the W.I. so that I CAN alchemize it again

Quote from TT2000

I have the noob army design their own weapon! Because they're noobs, they make it totally overpowered. Right as they try to use it, the OPness scale blows it up, leaving them in shambles. However, the entity I hit the other two times is also caught in the blast!

Quote from The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man

I +2 Talist, I +1 NInjacat9.
I GET AEGIS, NINJACAT9 AND SECRET_SCRIBE'S +3S.
I SMASH THE SOLARACTIVE WHATEVER WITH BOTH WEAPONS OF MINE, AND EVERY OTHER ENITITY (SAVE FOR MY STATUE, WHICH MOVES TO THE MICROSOFT CLOUD) THAT I CAN CONTROL ATTACKS THE HYENA DROID BOMBERS THEN MOVES TO THE MICROSOFT CLOUD. THE STATUE CHARGES SOMETHING 1/2.

CONTINUED ALCHEMIES
THE IRON WEB > ENLARGE 3/5
006 > ENLARGE 3/5
THE WIDOW'S BLACK MATTER 3/6

ME2 41/40 (TAILIST'D, NINJACAT'D, SECRET_SCRIBE'D) ME2 IS FINISHED. WILL PUT INFORMATION NEXT POST.
X1 ARMY 19/30
CHARGES 1/10
VANQUISHER IIIII
STEAMHAMMER IIIII


HACKING IIIII
SELF REPAIR IIIII

Quote from Talist

I gain 1 TP for every charge I put into a beast summon or for every 2,000 damage my beast companions deal. The TP cost to level up goes up by 20 each level.
Level 1 - 20TP to level - no benefit
Level 2 - I gain 10 focus per turn per beast under my command. The focus cap starts at 50 and goes up by 5 per level. I can use Flurry to allow one of my beasts to attack twice this turn at the cost of 30 focus.
Level 3 - I gain the ability Mend. Heals an allied beast for up to 6,000. Costs 30 focus.
Level 4 - I gain the ability Hunting Party. Organizes 2-6 willing allies into a hunting party. If all members of a hunting party attack the same target, that enemy takes an extra 1,000 damage per group member. Costs 5 focus per turn per member to maintain.
Level 5 - New ability: Commanding presence. Costs 60 focus and allows me to decide the target of one enemy beast's attack this turn.

Justicar might die this turn from Twin (more specifically Split), so...
Level 4, TP: 13/80 -- Focus: Justicar attacks one of the orbs twice with flurry. ============== 15/60

Next entity (Faether most likely) 23/40 (+3 from Aegis, +2 from HIM (Modpack))
Ammo charge 2/5
GalacticCraft Rocket 3/3 but I don't have any entities I can spare at the moment.

Spectrum horse armor || dragon scale 3/??
I looked on the forge page and I think that's what it was called
Powered circuit crashthe systems helper && gold ingot 4/?? Or -> fine

Finding myself in close range, I stab Scratch with one of my cross bow bolts.

=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (6$), potion of coffee OUT OF STOCK (3$), extended fertilizer OUT OF STOCK (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x1 (3$), potion of soothing x1 (3$)
Wealth: 0
Ransom: on
Current brewing: apple && gold block 1/??

+3 up for trade with any AG

Quote from pionoplayer

*sigh* The Author is not a case of Orcus on his Throne, he has no intention of actually coming here, I'll admit, that was idle posturing, although to whom, I'm not really sure, because I'm not nearly dumb enough, even at the worst of times, to think you'd believe me if I said I'd summon him.

I wonder... twin? Am I allowed to go 'full power' on Doc Scratch?
Or do I have to stick to the confines of the usual power-scale of this game.
I'd really like to teach this twit a few things about power, but as it stands, I sort of have to follow the rules.
And believe me Scratch, if twin turns me loose, you won't stand a chance.
Because Scratch, you have miscalculated.
I am not nearly as annoying as I have been, you see, I usually try not to rant so much.
But my ranting does one very critical thing.
It worries you, you think I might actually have a plan that you haven't accounted for.
And when you get worried, you get mad.
And do you know what happens to people when they get mad?
They make mistakes.

I trade +3 with talist
I finish the truck
3/6 for the fusion thrower
34/40 x4
15/15 x2
Wonderful. I have quite a few charges available to me.
I suppose though, that now we have health bars, I do not get to use one particular thing I was hoping to use...
But fine. I use one of the 40 post charges to cast:
Level 413 Justice tech: Judgement of the Dead
All of the deaths caused by Scratch, directly, indirectly or otherwise (which includes every last timeline, doomed or otherwise of the Homestuck Cascade as his actions were instrumental in the whole thing), all of them (including the ones here in Minecraft) have come back.
With a vengeance.
All of the hatred, frustration and anger of those dead spirits slams down into Doc Scratch, ripping him apart both psychically and physically.
While that happens I take out another gift from future me.
The Doctor's Doom.
I tear into Doc Scratch with a vengeance using the Doctor's Doom while he is being hit by pionoplayer's attack.
That's the advantage of having a correspondence with your future self, it makes it a lot easier to get the drop on your opponents.
You see Scratch, you may be privy to almost everything that is going on now, but we already know what you're going to do.

Dimentio shrugs, then opens fire with his energy bolts on Death.
Killing Death, how ironic! Hee hee hee!

Lrd English appears.

Quote from Irecreeper

[ /// ]
Oh god.

[ 40 / 40 ]
ZERG RUSH!
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE-
Several Zerg structures appear all over the Battlefield, along with a whole horde of Zerg Units!

Zerg Hive [AG]
HP: 40,000
Attack: Has no attack.
Ability: Produces either 5 Zerglings, 2 Roaches or 2 Hydralisks a turn.

Zerg Hatchery [AG]
HP: 10,000
Attack: Has no attack.
Ability: Produces 2 Zerglings a turn, or 1 Roach.

Ultralisk Guardian [AG]
HP: 10,000
Attack: Hits something with KAISER BLADES for high damage.
Ability: Defends the Zerg Hive. Also takes decreased damage from attacks.

Zergling [x20] [AG]
HP: 1,000
Attack: Swarms something for low damage.

Roach [x5] [AG]
HP: 2,500
Attack: Shoots something with acid for light damage.
Ability: This unit will guard the Zerg Hive / Hatchery.

Hydralisk [x5] [AG]
HP: 2,000
Attack: Shoots spines at a target, dealing medium damage.

The rest of the units will slowly flood the battlefield in the form of 10-post charges!
UNIT DISTRIBUTION:
The Zerg Hive, Ultralisk Guardians, 10 Zerglings, and all the Hydralisks will appear in the Battlefield.
The Zerg Hatchery, all the Roaches and 10 Zerglings will appear in the Apocalypse Zone, helping the Kage Kami and friends.

IF NERFS ARE NEEDED:
-Kill the Ultralisk Guardian.
-Reduce the HP of Zerglings by 250.
-Reduce the amount of starting units.

[ 5 / 10 ]
Wait, we need these reinforcements first.
Hold up.

[ 2 / 10 ]
REINFORCE!

[ Current Enderpoints: 2 / 3 ]

I summon d3 Zerglings into the Battlefield!

The Zerg Buildings create random units.
The Zerg Army in the Battlefield will target the HMS Invictus.
The Zerg Army in the Apocalypse Zone will transfer control to Ninjatwist for the time being. If he dosen't give a command, they will target the Chaos Knight.

...
This might be my longest post ever.
...
QUICKLY! SOMEONE EDIT ME INTO THE TVTROPES PAGE!

Quote from The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man

I +3 NINJACAT9.
ME2 IS COMPLETE. I GET THE STATUE, MYSELF AND ME2 IN THE MICROSOFT CLOUD, AND USING THE POWER OF THE STATUE (2/2) I FUSE US ALL TOGETHER, MAKING ME, THE ULTIMATE FORM. WITH AN UPGRADE TO ALL WEAPONS, WHICH ARE NOW BOTH INSTANTLY CHARGED, ALONG WITH A NEW WEAPON, THE DOOMBRINGER, A MASSIVE ROCKET LAUNCHER, WHICH HAS TO BE CHARGED FOR TWO TURNS. I HAVE 325,000 HEALTH, AND AT HALF HEALTH, SOMETHING, INTERESTING WILL HAPPEN. I USE THE DOOMBRINGER ON THE SOLARACTIVE COMPUTER, SHOWING HOW POWERFUL IT IS, AND THEN IF THERE IS ANY HEALTH LEFT, I SMASH IT WITH THE STEAMHAMMER. I MAY OR MAY NOT BE A BOSS. TWIN DECIDES.

AND NOW PREPARE TO ATTACK-
ME? Who you planned to leave to the mercy of Doc Scratch?
HOW ARE YOU AWAKE SO EARLY. WHAT.
I got help from a Certain Temporarily Revived AI.
WELL THEN. IN THAT CASE, I GUESS YOU'LL HAVE TO BE AWAKE WHEN YOU GET DESTROYE-
No. The hacking routine placed in you has been completed. If you attack me, you will explode.
WELL I' GOING TO JOIN YOUR ANTI GODMODDER SIDE. UNLESS...
Unless what?
UNLESS YOU JOIN ME!
Never.
IF YOU DON'T BETRAY YOUR SIDE, AND PROVE IT BY ATTACKING.. UHHH.. THE XBOX360 ARMY! WITH LIKE, ALL YOUR COOL WEAPONS
(WHICH, BY THE WAY, ARE BEING ALCHEMIZED STILL
IRON WEB > ENLARGE 4/5
006 > ENLARGE 4/5
THE WIDOW'S BLACK MATTER 4/6)
THEN I WILL EXPLODE MYSELF TO TAKE DOWN THE WHOLE MICROSOFT CLOUD.
...
WELL?
...Fine. I attack the XBOX360 Army. WIth the Iron Web and every other OP sword I have. I am sorry.
PERFECT.
Twin, this does mean I am neutral now. Along with the remnants of the Xbox360 Army and the XBSS.
NOW WE CAN ATTACK AND DESTROY EVERYONE ELSE BEFORE DESTROYING EACH OTHER.
That seems to be the plan.

X1 Army 20/30
Charges 2/10
Vanquisher IIIII
Steamhammer IIIII or IIIII (Depending if the first attack destroyed the Solaractive Computer.)
Doombringer IIIII
There is a secret in the Throne Room.

Quote from pionoplayer

Oh dear, I'm sorry twin, I've given your game a bad case of cerebus syndrome.
Also, I owe you another apology, you know how this game had a really early development of high-level charges? That was apparently because a whole bunch of other people started playing OP king and decided to apply the strategies from there to this, I discovered that while reading through old DTG, so, a belated apology for that.
Oh, and when I say anything that isn't just my regular post business or describing what one of me or my characters is doing with the regular text, then its OOC

Also: Talist, I'm perfectly fine with what twin is doing with the Doc Scratch fight, sure he's punishing me, but not so terribly enough to be a bad GM.
On the other hand twin, you shouldn't punish the others for helping me, they haven't wreaked enough havoc yet to have the GM bearing down on them.

I put out three +1 trades
I combine the truck with a hole cutter, making gun slots in the sides. 1/???
4/6 for the fusion thrower
35/40 x3
1/15 x3
I look at my sudden swarm of allies and grin at Doc Scratch.
You gonna run away or what ya big pansy?
Doc Scratch then notices that he is on fire. You see, what I didn't state in my last post was that while my attack was still ongoing I was readying the back burner. Scratch didn't even have the chance to dodge this as he was already on fire by the time he checked the update terminal.
I then follow up on that attack by smashing a splash potion of crippling into that stupid puppet's head. Extra damage for everyone.

Dimentio continues throwing energy bolts at Death, but he's beginning to look bored.
What's happening over there? It looks much more entertaining.
Oh nonononono.
What?
We need to finish this up fast.
Why?
Dimentio's heading over here, if we don't have this done by the end of next round, he's gonna screw us all over.

Quote from Amperz4nd

I stab Scratch with the Shard of a Banhammer [I'm contemplating a rebrand of this thing, it sounds a little derpy}, and then spend a few seconds, and several hundred grams of antimatter, blasting Scratch with the APBC.

The Mercurian Malady 5/6

Shard of a Banhammer FINE 3/??

ODF 2/10

H-E-P Weapons Bank 2/10

Recruitment 2/10

I spend a few hours reverse engineering the basic concept behind the Everydimensional Portal, a machine capable of creating a link to many, many universes simultaneously. I then begin building a much, much weaker version with a very limited linkage capability compared to the original. 1/20

"And now, a message from my new ally"

"0r3H m4 1 INITIALIZING OUTPUT REVERSAL. 1 am H3robr1ne, alth0 gh the st nd4rd opin1 n of my purpose and g0 ls 1s almost entir3ly wr0ng, at l34st th0se of this version 0f m3, given th4t I am from a. . different version 0f m1necr4f7's hi t0ry, in which I was n0th1ng more than 4 p rt of t e g4m3, pr0gra med to make it m re inter st ng10101011100010101010110101 SIGNAL CORRUPTION, MESSAGE END."

Quote from pionoplayer

Dang it, ninja'd by twin

Quote from Irecreeper

/nullpost

-->Pose as a team because gorilla just got real.
You know things are serious when there's Lord English, and two EoT-Battle S-Burb logos.

Quote from The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man

/nullpost

Wait, where's Lord English :?