I red barrel the tripod.
4/4 slightly larger than medium heal on conquest
+3 to k4yne.
Twin... I will eliminate you. What else could make me more significant?
I feel like killing Twin would have unfortunate side effects...
That is what Doc Scratch said must happen, and he is on our side, no?
Good point. Though I wouldn't trust Doc Scratch.
Tripod DESTROYED! I will leave it to Opel to give you the Spoil of War.
Okay three things: any clothing I make from my AG-public alchemies is available for any AGs to wear while they are AG, and any clothing I make from base stockpile items is automatically put in the wardrobe.
I also notice Hank didn't even attack last round (one before this), nor did you count Hank's four rounds of rejuvenation. Mind him dealing double damage this round to make up for that? Thanks.
Finally, I know that fear no anvil was wielded by a denizen, but that doesn't make it the most powerful item available. Yaldaboath is the most powerful of the denizens and he doesn't have any weapons. Its just sort of a weapon, and it has been stated multiple times to not be the most powerful item. Heck, the only time we see John use it is against the uranium imp in that one flash game and it does barely any damage. The only thing it can actually do is the small time stop.
Even with the first guardian upgrade, imps are ridiculously weak compared to everything else, I agree that Fear No Anvil is not alchemizable right now, not even if we raise it to 10, but once it hits 15 I'm pretty sure we would be able to make it.
That is of course assuming the alchemiter's max level isn't below that.
+X to any and all players who +1 me.
I make the pogo hammer available to all AGs
I put the pogo hammer and the unobtainium pogo hammer through the loom, the first is available to all AGs, the second is available only to me (until my next hammer alchemy is finished)
I combine the unobtainium pogo hammer and Colonel Sassacre's Daunting Text. 1/?
If you remember, the pogo hammer plus colonel Sassacre's Daunting Text made that awesome warhammer. Now its made of unobtainium.
I couldn't read it. Its actually pretty dumb when you pay attention to what it says, the guy is a bit of a crackpot, but that's actually why its funny.
32/40 x5
10/15 x12
I think its funny that no one is getting worried about this massive stockpile of charges I have amassed.
Oh, twin, you know that post reservoir I told you about? I've been channeling to it and keep careful track, I'll update how big it is whenever I remember to, its not intended to be a secret charge, I just keep forgetting to put the +??? It is currently at 118. No, I won't be using it for a while, and yes, this is legitimate. I've been charging it, I gave the whole spiel about how I was using my charges for it.
Screw it, this whole bridging thing is taking too long. I splash Conquest with the Potion of Crippling Aegis lent me, just to make his life even worse, then move on to my attack.
BOOIIIOIOIOIIOIOIINGGG!!!
That is the sound of a throwing unobtainum pogo hammer hitting a leprechaun in the forhead.
BLAM!
And that is the sound of someone shooting him with Danger: High Voltage so the attack deals more damage.
I made Hank attack last turn and the turn before that. I don't know what you're talking about. The rejuvenation, though, I will add.
Alright. I know Fear No Anvil isn't really a Level 413 weapon. I just did that because it was from Homestuck and was also a legendary weapon. It still, though, is too powerful to make right now. Also, the reason it barely did damage to a Uranium Imp is because those guys are pretty damn powerful.
Pogo Hammer ~~~ Loom = John Shirt
You got the JOHN SHIRT! The first shirt John wore in Homestuck, complete with Green Slime Ghost.
Unobtainium Pogo Hammer ~~~ Loom = John Hoodie
You got the JOHN HOODIE! John's shirt in hoodie form.
Pogo Hammer AND Sassacre Text = Unobtainium Sassacrusher (Level 3: 1/4)
...
I'd appreciate it if you didn't stop trying to swindle around the rules imposed on charging. Whatever you're planning with that charge, it better be adhering to the rules.
Conquest is now crippled! You also deal 8,000 damage to Biscuits!
"Hold on, let me test out my Snarky Computer-Operated Update Terminal..."
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
"What was that. Who said that?"
WALUIGI HATES THIS.
"Oh god no. Not this."
WALUIGI TAKE OVER YOUR PITY LITTLE SERVER.
"OH GOD HE'S TRYING TO TAKE OVER. SOMEONE KILL HIM NOW."
Waluigi [H]: 600,000/600,000
"Okay, i really have to question how turning on the Snarky Computer-Operated Update Terminal somehow did this. Did i put in the wrong Commodore 64 processor?"
What the OHSHIIIIIÌ̴Ì͠I̸I͞҉I̵͡͡͏I̸͞͏̷I̕̕͏̛͘I͏̡҉Ì̡̨͞Ì̴Ì͠I̸I͞҉I̵͡͡͏I̸͞͏̷I̕̕͏̛͘I͏̡҉Ì̡̨͞Ì̴Ì͠I̸I͞҉I̵͡͡͏I̸͞͏̷I̕̕͏̛͘I͏̡҉Ì̡̨͞Ì̴Ì͠I̸I͞҉I̵͡͡͏I̸͞͏̷I̕̕͏̛͘I͏̡҉Ì̡̨͞Ì̴Ì͠I̸I͞҉I̵͡͡͏I̸͞͏̷I̕̕͏̛͘I͏̡҉Ì̡̨͞Ì̴Ì͠I̸I͞҉I̵͡͡͏I̸͞͏̷I̕̕͏̛͘I͏̡҉Ì̡̨͞Ì̴Ì͠I̸I͞҉I̵͡͡͏I̸͞͏̷I̕̕͏̛͘I͏̡҉Ì̡̨͞Ì̴Ì͠I̸I͞҉I̵͡͡͏I̸͞͏̷I̕̕͏̛͘I͏̡҉Ì̡̨͞Ì̴Ì͠I̸I͞҉I̵͡͡͏I̸͞͏̷I̕̕͏̛͘I͏̡҉Ì̡̨͞Ì̴Ì͠I̸I͞҉I̵͡͡͏I̸͞͏̷I̕̕͏̛͘I͏̡҉Ì̡̨͞Ì̴Ì͠I̸I͞҉I̵͡͡͏I̸͞͏̷I̕̕͏̛͘I͏̡҉Ì̡̨͞Ì̴Ì͠I̸I͞҉I̵͡͡͏I̸͞͏̷I̕̕͏̛͘I͏̡҉Ì̡̨͞
WAA. WHAT IS THIS RUBBISH. IT DOES NOT HAVE WALUIGI.
WALUIGI WILL NOW MODERATE THIS. "THREAD."
WHAT EVEN IS THIS.
WALUIGI DOES NOT KNOW. HE DOES NOT CARE.
WAA. I AM NOW ON. "THE BATTLEFIELD." WHATEVER THE WAA THAT IS. AGAIN. WALUIGI. DOES NOT KNOW. AND DOES NOT CARE.
On the titans - I understand. I meant for them to be a two stage summon, but I guess it's fine. They are as is and let them kill stuff with teamwork.
27/40
27/40
1/10x12 - PAUSED
4/5 splash potion of invisibility *8
1/? Green Supergiant AND Big Bang Bombs
2/5 Electrostatic Shock
1/? POTION ON STEROIDS AND Weights
I load a chain of Big Bang Bombs into Carnage In A Cylinder because it sounds more intimidating than my other Lv.5 alchemies. 1/3
I capitalize on this moment and give myself the POTION ON STEROIDS, making my next attack crit. I proceed to perform a flying overhead club with Fried Eggs on Conquest. The subsequent downwards force created by the nuclear boom still deals fall damage, dispite being on the ground.
I use the Black Prism to shower AG entities on the main battlefield wih health or raise their hp caps.
Boooost meeee! I'll give you +X
X is whatever you give me.
Green Supergiant AND Big Bang Bombs = From Scratch (Level 10: 1/11)
Potion of Steroids OOO Weights = N/A
WHAT IN THE WAA. "BIG BANG BOMB." "GREEN SUPERGIANT." "CYLINDER CARNAGE." GO AHEAD, WALUIGI GUESSES. APPARENTLY.
STEROIDS? WALUIGI DISAPPROVES OF STEROIDS. STRENGTH COMES FROM MUSCLES.
WALUIGI. HAS MUSCLES. WALUIGI IS VERY STRONG. STRONGER THAN STRONG.
...WALUIGI IS GETTING OFF-TOPIC. THE ONLY REASON YOU MADE THE STEROIDS IS BECAUSE. THEY ACTUALLY HAD LIQUID IN THEM. WHAT A SURPRISE.
YOU USE THE WAA PRISM. THE VOID THINGIE. THE SPIDER. AND THE WALUIGI WITH RED GOGGLES WHO LOOKS VERY INTIMIDATING NOT TO WALUIGI. ALL GET 4,000 HP FOR SOME REASON.
twin! Hank hasn't attacked for two flipping turns in a row! I spent forty posts on him ON THE FLIPPING ALTAR OF POWER!!!! What's the deal?!?
+X to any and all players who +1 me
2/? for my new hammer
I put the backpack, iron ingot, furnace, and crafting table through the loom, then put the results in the public wardrobe.
34/40 x5
12/15 x12
+1 to ???
I feel bored, so I do another mega-combo with Broken Uranium's Umbridge and the Void of Heat on Biscuits. While wearing an anime cape.
AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEAAAAHHH!!! You look really stupid while doing that face you know that right?
Its a text-based game, no one can see me. Twin's going to be making animations, remember.
Crap.
TWIN. WALUIGI DOES NOT KNOW WHO YOU SPEAK OF.
Backpack ~~~ Loom = Backpack
You got the BACKPACK! Wait. What?
Iron Ingot ~~~ Loom = Iron Chestplate
You got an IRON CHESTPLATE! You can wear this armor to protect yourself from enemy attacks. Which would be remotely useful if you were an entity.
Furnace ~~~ Loom = Furnace Shirt
You got a FURNACE SHIRT! A long-sleeve gray shirt with a picture of a furnace taking up the entirety of it.
Crafting Table ~~~ Loom = Grid Shirt
You got the GRID SHIRT! A light brown shirt with a simple black grid in the middle.
WHAT. WHO SAID ALL THOSE THINGS. IT SOUNDED LIKE IT CAME FROM.
NOWHERE.
YOU USE YOUR WEAPONS TO DAMAGE THE GREEN LEPRECHAUN. FOR 8,000 DAMAGE. WAA. WHY DID WALUIGI SAY DAMAGE TWICE. WHATEVER.
Twin, give the Kestrel a charge bar for the Vulcan. Also, it should deal a little more damage than that...
[ /// ]
I completed my charges! Yaaayyy!
...
If you want to save this world, follow my lead...
...What?
[ 1 / 30 ]
I cast Barrier on the Tripod, creating a weak barrier!
Barrier [AG]
HP: 2
Passives:
Resistant: Takes 1 damage from attacks.
Defender: Defending the Tripod...
The Kestrel uses the Fire Beam on some PG's!
The Federation Scouts target DemonicDaVinci!
WALUIGI THINKS YOU ARE REFERRING TO THE GIANT SILVER METAL ABOMINATION WITH LUIGI EYES THAT WOULD MAKE WALUIGI PROUD TO OWN. THE THE GIANT SILVER METAL ABOMINATION WITH LUIGI EYES THAT WOULD MAKE WALUIGI PROUD TO OWN IS DESTROYED. WAA.
Silicon shooter || gunpowder || blaze rod 1/??
Beast mastery: 31/40
While conquest is weakened, I attack it with a slam of The Fatal Flaw followed up by a wide swing.
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-=
Stock: / \ / \
(6$) (3$)
Splash Potion of Burning Potion of Coffee
Wealth: 0
Ransom: off
Current brewing: Awkward potion OOO wheat 1/2? (this makes a healing potion in Skyrim and I'm sure the same things apply here)
Silicon Shooter OR Gunpowder OR Blaze Rod = The Silicon Steampunker (Level 4: 1/5)
YOU USE YOUR ORANGE SWORD TO DAMAGE THE HORSEBACK RIDER FOR 7,500 DAMAGE. WAA. WALUIGI DID IT AGAIN. WHY IS WALUIGI DOING THESE THINGS.
WALUIGI IS 99.WAA PERCENT POSITIVE HE IS NOT IN "SKYRIM". BUT WALUIGI DOES NOT KNOW WHERE WALUIGI IS. SO TAKE THAT WITH A GRAIN OF WAA.
Awkward Potion OOO Wheat = Potion of Fertilizer (1/2)
POST III;
I +3 piono. I continue work on the bridge. Bill Cipher continues on the bridge. Mr.Penguin still dances cutely. 11/40 Bill Cipher Cane. Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: (3/20) Lightning crackles over the infuser.
I heal Bill Cipher's Absorbant Shield.
I put a random cow into the loom to make a Top Hat and a Beef Cloak.
I use the Top Hat to restore some of Bill Cipher's Formal Wear, as a top hat is formal. INVENTORY: Beef Cloak. Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER, PET PENGUIN. If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount.
YOU WORK ON BUILDING A BRIDGE FOR WHATEVER REASON. +1. OH, AND THE CIPHER WALUIGI ALSO ADDS +1 FOR WHATEVER REASON.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. YOU. DISGUST ME. WHY WOULD YOU HARM AN INNOCENT COW WALUIGI BY PUTTING IT THROUGH THAT WEIRD COMPLEX UN-WALUIGILIKE MACHINE. YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR ANIMALS. SO YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LUIGI. LEAVE.
"I'm dead. Purple, you're up."
Binds can be broken by specific conditions.
The bind holding me back was Engie being alive.
Thank you for breaking it.
I shall make sure to ruin your life.
"Insane thingy, you nearly done?"
"Little glitchy. Not sure why, but I'll see if I can soon."
"I kept count. You should be unbound by now."
"Maybe. But I'll make sure by waiting a while longer."
"Warum habe ich überhaupt die Zusammenarbeit mit Ihnen sehr viel Mühe..."
"Magic. Also the sentry and dispenser are down so you might want to use your abilities more and focus AP."
By the way.
My attacks have 50% lifesteal.
And AoE.
"Ravenous Hydra, Nasus passive, maxed Bloodthirster?"
Yes.
WAA. I LIKE THIS "PURPLE" BEING. HE TALKS IN A VERY FAMILIAR WAY. WAAAAAAAA.
I find being on the Godmodder's side slightly fulfilling.
HELIOS Recharge: 20/20
The mighty HELIOS One, once again at full power, unleashes its terror on the Tripod. Its solar heat burns through the mundane armor. The mutants, frenzied by their master's presence, also attack the Tripod.
Yeah, go ahead and do whatever you want at the Garden. Just don't spill my orange juice.
I dump my crashlogs on the Cloudflash tower.
THE GIANT SILVER METAL ABOMINATION WITH LUIGI EYES THAT WOULD MAKE WALUIGI PROUD TO OWN IS DESTROYED. BETTER LUCK NEXT WAA. YOU DAMAGE THE RAIN TOWER FOR 4,000 DAMAGE. MORE REDUANCY. WALUIGI HATES REDUNDANCY.
POST III; I continue work on the bridge. Bill Cipher uses Eye Laser on Secondary. Mr.Penguin still dances cutely. 16/40 Bill Cipher Cane. Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: (4/20) The void fluctuates... I wear the Beef Cloak.
+5 Beefiness!
-5 Vegetarian! +3 Morale! +42 Uselessness! These stats are useless! INVENTORY:Beef Cloak. Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER, PET PENGUIN. If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount.
MORE USESLESS BRIDGING. +1. YOUR ENTITIES WILL DO AS YOU WAA.
I decipher Bill Cipher. I also spawn a Fire Gecko and a Cazador.
FINALLY, SOME LOGIC IN THIS WAA. IF SOMETHING IS A "CIPHER". DECIPHERING IT MUST BE SUPER EFFECTIVE OR WHATEVER THE WAA THAT MEANS. BY THAT LOGIC, 10,000 DAMAGE.
12/40x2 Monster DNA Fusion Extension Phase 1
Bow A.I. AND Mannercite Shard = Polite BOW A.I. (3/3)
I command the Boomwalkers to build the bridge. Should they register damage made to the Alpha Ghast, one Boomwalker is to attack the offender.
I buy the license for the spell Cure. As it's name suggests, it's a spell to heal a single entity. My License Points are back to 0.
Bin ich bald mal dran?
No. We need to wait until we either kill Purple or Fegelein or if Secondary dies to not throw the balance out of already existing personalities and secondary voices. Personally, i prefer to kill Fegel first. We don't need two german speaking individuals on the field. Also Secondary is one of our people, so don't do anything to him.
Meh.
License Board Stats
0 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
EVEN MORE USELESS BRIDGING. SLIGHTLY MORE EFFECTIVE, WALUIGI GUESSES. +3.
I use my DETONATION CORE to blow up tons of dirt blocks! They all fly up in the air, and their trajectory makes them all land and attach properly onto the land of the being-built bridge, extending it a bunch!
I don't know if spoils of war can be used for this sort of thing, so if not, just count it as a normal bridging.
HMM. THIS USELESS BRIDGING APPEARS TO HAVE LOGIC. BUILDING BY DESTROYING. THAT MAKES SENSE TO WALUIGI.
WALUIGI GRANTS YOU +7 BRIDGING DUE TO THE USE OF A GIANT BOMB.
Silicon shooter || gunpowder || blaze rod 2/??
Beast mastery: 32/40
I slash conquest with a downward attack followed by a stab of The Fatal Flaw.
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-=
Stock: / \ / \
(6$) (3$)
Splash Potion of Burning Potion of Coffee
Wealth: 0
Ransom: off
Current brewing: Awkward potion OOO wheat 2/2?
+3 to any AG
WALUIGI IS WONDERING WHY YOU ARE ATTACKING THE DEFENSELESS HORSERIDER. WAIT. HE JUST BLEW UP A MOUNTAIN. NEVER MIND. HOPEFULLY LUIGI WAS ON THAT MOUNTAIN. WAA.
7,500 DAMAGE. THERE. NO REDUNDANCY. WALUIGI IS GOOD AT THIS.
You got a POTION OF FERTILIZER! A potion that can grow crops much like Bone Meal.
I leap up in the air over the Tripod, typing on my wristtops at the same time. I look down. I'VE BEEN WAITING A LONG TIME. TIME TO DIE, TRIPOD.
I unleash the ULTIMATE HELLISH COMBO of stabbing the Inner Plating with Demon's Conglomerate, shooting Fire and Brimstone at it, unleashing a devastating Hell's Instrument round on ot, and finally... DEVIL'S FINISHER. I'LL SEE YOU... IN THE NEEEEETHHHHHHEEERRRRRRRR!
This combo puts me on recharge mode. My next post may charge and stuff, but not attack.
You know, fseftr probably already killed it.
...
NO! THIS ATTACK WILL GO THROUGH! IT MUST!
It won't.
I summon a giant target in front of fseftr and DaVinci's attacks so I CAN KILL THE TRIPOD! Really? You're resorting to sabotaging your teammates? Just let fseftr get the Spoil of War. HE DESERVES ONE. I... MUST... KILL... TRIPOD...
NOT GOING TO WORK.
THE GIANT SILVER METAL ABOMINATION WITH LUIGI EYES THAT WOULD MAKE WALUIGI PROUD TO OWN IS DESTROYED. WALUIGI HAS SAID THIS ALREADY. WALUIGI DOES NOT LIKE TO REPEAT HIMSELF. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
THEREFORE, WALUIGI, BEING A KIND GOD, NULLS YOUR "RECHARGE". WALUIGI GRANTS YOU PERMISSION TO DO WHATEVER YOU WAA.
"Your Scorch Shot has reached a new rank: Truly Feared!"
YOU USE A SMALL GUN THAT SHOOTS FIREBALLS ON A WAALEK. THE FIREBALL DAMAGES 4,000 DAMAGE. WALUIGI THOUGHT HE WAS GOOD AT NOT DOING REDUNDANCY. WALUIGI MAY BE WRONG. BUT WALUIGI IS NEVER WRONG. WAA.
THE SMALL GUN THAT SHOOTS FIREBALLS NOW HAS A NEW NEW RANK. IT IS. "TRULY WALUIGI'S." GIVE IT TO WALUIGI NOW.
POST III; POST COUNT AT QUOTA.
I claim talist's +3
I +3 Tailist. I continue work on the bridge. Bill Cipher uses Finger Laser on DemonicDaVinchi. Mr.Penguin sleeps cutely. 20/40 Bill Cipher Cane. Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: (5/20) The items start being prepared. INVENTORY: Beef Cloak (WORN). Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER, PET PENGUIN. If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount.
THE BRIDGE GETS +1 MORE BUILT. A TRUE ACHIEVEMENT FROM A WAA LIKE YOU.
YOUR ENTITIES WILL DO AS YOU WAA. HOW MANY MORE TIMES WILL WALUIGI HAVE TO SAY THIS.
Silicon shooter || gunpowder || blaze rod 3/??
Beast mastery: 36/40
I call down an airstrike! However, it misses and just blows up a random piece of ground. The stone it blew up makes ideal bridge building blocks though...
Also, I realized that the pocket dimension was supposed to heal things inside at the cost of its own hp. So Twin, could you please transfer all of the pocket dimension's hp to the Kage Kami?
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-=
Stock: / \ / \
(6$) (3$)
Splash Potion of Burning Potion of Coffee
Wealth: 0
Ransom: off
Current brewing: Awkward potion OOO wheat 3/2? (If it's done add glowstone)
+3 to any AG
Potion of Fertilizer OOO Glowstone = Potion of Fertilizer (EXTENDED) 1/2
THE AIRSTRIKE SENDS BOB-OMBS. YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU?
NO. NO YOU WEREN'T.
THE POCKET WAAMENSION IS NOW GONE. ALL OF ITS HP IS NOW IN THE KAGE FIGHT.
33/40
33/40
1/10x12 - PAUSED
4/5 splash potion of invisibility *8 2/? Green Supergiant AND Big Bang Bombs
3/5 Electrostatic Shock 2/? POTION ON STEROIDS AND Weights
I load a chain of Big Bang Bombs into Carnage In A Cylinder because it sounds more intimidating than my other Lv.5 alchemies. 3/3 - I gun down Conquest after downing a Potion of Rejuvenation.
Boooost meeee! I'll give you +X
X is whatever you give me.
YOU DRINK YOUR POTION OF WHATSITS AND GUN DOWN THE DEFENSELESS HORSEMAN. WALUIGI IS TOO LAZY TO CALCULATE ANY ADDITIONAL DAMAGE THE WHATSITS MAY DAMAGE. ... WALUIGI DEFAULTS TO 7,500. ... DAMAGE. THERE. THAT'S THREE TIMES NOW.
+X to any and all players who +1 me.
3/? for my new hammer
I put the purplestone dust and limited edition XBOX through the loom, both of those are in the AG wardrobe.
+???
37/40 x5
15/15 x12
I take my broken Danger: High Voltage and shoot Biscuits with it. Maybe I can manage to short out the oven.
Purplestone Dust ~~~ Loom = Purple Is A Color
Limited Edition XBOX ~~~ Loom = Bill Gates' Tuxedo
Posted Today, 03:32 PM
34/40
34/40
2/10x12 - RESUMED
1/5 splash potion of invisibility *9 3/? Green Supergiant AND Big Bang Bombs
4/5 Electrostatic Shock 3/? POTION ON STEROIDS AND Weights
The next time Biscuits enters his oven, I stick a padlock and chain on the oven and plug in a power source and set the temperature for 300* C. I'm making Biscuits. Biscuits is trapped for an undetermined amount of time. Teat the oven like a very severe burn.
I load Carnage In A Cylinder with dirt blocks and build a bridge.
OT - Changing something - Make those pilots, not Titans. The Titans might come later.
Boooost meeee! I'll give you +X
X is whatever you give me.
SO, WALUIGI SAYS YOU DID THIS: YOU HIJACK THE BISCUIT OVEN SO THAT THE NEXT TIME THE GREEN BISCUIT GOES IN, HE WILL COME OUT A DEAD BISCUIT. ...THAT IS NOT NICE. WALUIGI WANTS TO EAT THE BISCUIT HIMSELF. WALUIGI HIJACKS YOUR HIJACK. A HIJACKED HIJACK IS DOOMED TO WAA.
+4 BRIDGING. THE WAA TITANS INEXPLICABLY TURN TO WAA PILOTS. APPARENTLY. WALUIGI THINKS THIS IS CONFUSING.
Fill me in on what has been going on about the post limits:
Kawadec:
ScarletWeatherAvolition began pestering FujiyamaPhoenix
SWA: Connection ~$%#@$%# unstable [email protected]#$%^@$^%$^%
ScarletWeatherAvolition timed out (1337 ms)
ScarletWeatherAvolition began pestering FujiyamaPhoenix
SWA: Finally, got connection!
FP: What was happening?
SWA: Portal based disruption? I have no idea...
Godmodder477 began pestering FujiyamaPhoenix
G477: Firewalls down! Time to...
Godmodder477 has been shadowbanned from Kawadec. Godmodder's communications via Kawadec have no effect.
SWA: Not today!
FP: Sure, but when you logging in? I'm waiting for you to cause some chaos here!
SWA: Setting up my client takes time! I'm logging in now! See you and Teruyo!
FP: Fine... I could work with her if I absolutely need to...
FP: I also heard someone screaming "Daleks!" What's a Dalek?
SWA: Not sure... will find out!
ScarletWeatherAvolition stopped pestering FujiyamaPhoenix
AceRailgun began pestering ScarletWeatherAvolition
AR: So, a week, huh?
SWA: I know, but hacking from Gensokyo to Academy City to wherever this server is hosted does take that long!
AR: Give your regards to Kochiya-san, OK?
SWA: ***, forgot to contact her!
ScarletWeatherAvolition began pestering DivineWindsFlower
SWA: Kochiya-san?
DWF: What, Tenko?
SWA: Scout the area: we need to organize our attack!
DWF: OK!
SWA: One last thing, what's a Dalek?
DWF: From some area outside the border of Gensokyo.
DWF: They're invincible tin-can robots that want to exterminate everything.
SWA: Like you?
DWF: No, no... those attack anything alive except themselves!
SWA: Roger that. Kochiya, stay in the tower. I'll rear-support Kaguya and Mokou.
DWF: How are they.. working together?
SWA: I'm not sure...
DWF: Divine Wind's Flower, out!
SWA: Scarlet Weather Avolition, out!
DivineWindsFlower and ScarletWeatherAvolition stopped pestering.
Attack formation: Kaguya, Mokou, and Tenshi are sniping the Daleks:
Mokou: Most visible. "Xu Fu's Dimension" on Daleks (75 damage per Dalek)
Kaguya: Using Dragon's Jewel and Red Stone of Aja (fire, 50 damage to each Dalek hit).
Tenshi: Completely hidden, untargetable. Dropping earthquake keystones near the Daleks, preventing them from moving too much. Effects: Daleks are trapped, earthquake keystones can't be destroyed by Dalek.
Hidden attack: Sanae Kochiya (passive'd by page 350)'s Miracle Fruit: If a Dalek teleports, it is instantly dealt 7900 damage. Daleks are unable to target Sanae. Dalek self-destruction is disabled on teleportation.
What's the bridge for?
WAA. TENSHI, MOKOU AND KAGUYA ALL APPEAR. APPARENTLY. WALUIGI COPY-PASTED THEIR NAMES BECAUSE HE IS TOO LAZY TO TYPE THEM ALL OUT EVEN THOUGH THEY ALL HAVE ONLY SIX LETTERS. DO NOT JUDGE WALUIGI.
(I'd think the same reason why nobody helped me with my charges. I got helped twice during my first summon guys, stop being cheap. It's about teamwork.)
ALRIGHT. WALUIGI WILL NOW PARTICPATE IN THE "END-OF-WAA BATTLE.' WAATEVER THAT MEANS.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh no you don't!
WHAT.
This is my thread! You can't control it! NO ONE can control it! Shoo! Get out of here.
Alright, that did it. So... I crit against the Easter Bunny for 20,000 damage!
Project Nexus tries to attack, but it looks like Waluigi is giving them a hard time about doing much... The Easter Bunny deals 2,000 damage to me. Waluigi stares at Artorias, dealing 4,000 damage! The Daleks EXTERMINATE Fegelein for 5,000 damage.
Engie and Co. deal 6,000 damage to Biscuits! The TPP Hivemind deals an additional 6,000 damage and converts to PG.
The Void Rift remains idle. Bill Cipher deals 4,000 damage to DemonicDaVinci! Artorias deals 4,000 damage to the Hussiebot, Hank absorbs the rest of the Grunts and deals 10,000 damage to the Easter Bunny, and the Kage Kami and Kestrel team up to kill the Alpha Deathclaw! The Shipyard's entities kill 2 Rebel Scouts! The Cloudflash Tower kills a Cazador due to a mini-crit! The three Alpha Godmodders cannot attack due to Waluigi, it seems.
Biscuits, the Easter Fox, the Alpha Ghast and the Hussiebot kill Artorias! DemonicDaVinci and his Mutants deal 24,000 damage to Bill Cipher! Ron the Narrator and Secondary deal 6,000 damage to Fegelein! The Godmodder, having recovered from his hangover, deals 5 damage to each of the Alpha Godmodders and 20,000 damage to the Audior!
What's left of the AGs in the Garden of Eden deal 10,000 damage to War. The Four Horsemen kill 4 Wyvern Riders.
Detonation Core: III DISABLED (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII DISABLED (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [1K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III DISABLED (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Talist: [AG] Status: Active
Amperz4nd: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
Nimbleguy: [AG] Status: Active
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [AG] Status: Active
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Idle
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Idle
Endermod2000: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
K4yne: [PG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Xandersol: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Idle
"Well, looks like i have to solve the problem here because it looks like things are going to go downhill from here very quick."
"MY MINIONS! DEFEAT THIS CORRUPTED HOST!"
-Wave I-
Metool [N]: 5,000/5,000 (x3)
(All enemies summoned under the -Wave [Number]- will naturally attack Waluigi until he dies)
"Also, Waluigi, i think you might have a problem on your hands. You see, there is these cleaning crew guys who're trying to get everyone to go somewhere else and they seem mad. Seriously, they fixed my font and everything! Because that's totally what cleaning crew do..."
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Walugi, Bill Cipher is not a cipher. It is this: http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130713234901/disney/images/7/78/Bill_appearance.png.
A triangle dream demon with 1 eye, floats, a top hat, a bow tie, two arms, and two legs. POST III; I +9 The_Idea_Modpack. I continue work on the bridge. Bill Cipher uses NIGHTMARE on the Godmodder! Mr.Penguin dances. 30/40 Bill Cipher Cane. Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: (6/20) The items glow. INVENTORY: Beef Cloak (WORN). Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER, PET PENGUIN. If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount.
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POST III; I continue work on the bridge. Bill Cipher works on the bridge. Mr.Penguin keeps dancing. 31/40 Bill Cipher Cane. Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: (7/20) The glow is glowing brighter than the sun. INVENTORY: Beef Cloak (WORN). Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER, PET PENGUIN. If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount.
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40/40
40/40
3/10x12
5x40/40's total in storage
2/5 splash potion of invisibility *9
4/? Green Supergiant AND Big Bang Bombs - Instead do Big Bang Bombs AND Hand Grenades
5/5 Electrostatic Shock
1/? Electrostatic Shock AND Master Bolt, duplicated while Zeus wasn't looking. (if too powerful, do step-up transformer circuit)
4/? reallocate posts to PoS AND Weights to POTION ON STEROIDS OOO Powerade (brand name of Gatorade but cooler-sounding)
III Azura's Black Star - I retrieve the semi-tangible souls of the three entities from the confines of their prison and promise them peace if they complete the bridge. They are very motivated, since the alternative... http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Cairn_(Dawnguard) I also commit the Pilots to building the bridge and apply a POTION ON STEROIDS to the pilots and myself to boost work speed. 2x10/10 - I use Fried Eggs like a tennis racquet and dirt blocks as tennis balls. Well what'd-ya know. They stick.
Boooost meeee! I'll give you +X
X is whatever you give me.
I +3 Nimbleguy
40/40 Xbox360 Army (somehow a +9 from Nimble? Idk)
I claim Tailist's +3, GNSPP 12/40
Alchemy 2/3
I slice off and then throw some XBeanstalk Vines to help the bridging process.
I one post summon some cash, and buy a potion of coffee from Wilson.
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[ 4 / 30 ] So you aren't an Endermancer?
Yeah. Well, so much for teaching you the strongest spells. I'll need to start from Square One...
[ 2 / 10 ]
Moar scouts!
I COMBO-BLAST Conquest with both the Hand of Pearl and the Enderdragon's Staff!
I also attempt to buy Talist's Potion of Coffee.
The Kestrel will target DemonicDaVinci and two random Horsemen with Burst Laser.
The scouts pull back to the Shipyard to provide additional help with ship construction. This will allow the Shipyard to construct an additional ship this turn.
You kill the TPP Hivemind's Sliggoo!
Tripod DESTROYED! I will leave it to Opel to give you the Spoil of War.
Conquest gains 6,000 HP.
I made Hank attack last turn and the turn before that. I don't know what you're talking about. The rejuvenation, though, I will add.
Alright. I know Fear No Anvil isn't really a Level 413 weapon. I just did that because it was from Homestuck and was also a legendary weapon. It still, though, is too powerful to make right now. Also, the reason it barely did damage to a Uranium Imp is because those guys are pretty damn powerful.
Pogo Hammer ~~~ Loom = John Shirt
You got the JOHN SHIRT! The first shirt John wore in Homestuck, complete with Green Slime Ghost.
Unobtainium Pogo Hammer ~~~ Loom = John Hoodie
You got the JOHN HOODIE! John's shirt in hoodie form.
Pogo Hammer AND Sassacre Text = Unobtainium Sassacrusher (Level 3: 1/4)
...
I'd appreciate it if you didn't stop trying to swindle around the rules imposed on charging. Whatever you're planning with that charge, it better be adhering to the rules.
Conquest is now crippled! You also deal 8,000 damage to Biscuits!
What the OHSHIIIIIÌ̴Ì͠I̸I͞҉I̵͡͡͏I̸͞͏̷I̕̕͏̛͘I͏̡҉Ì̡̨͞Ì̴Ì͠I̸I͞҉I̵͡͡͏I̸͞͏̷I̕̕͏̛͘I͏̡҉Ì̡̨͞Ì̴Ì͠I̸I͞҉I̵͡͡͏I̸͞͏̷I̕̕͏̛͘I͏̡҉Ì̡̨͞Ì̴Ì͠I̸I͞҉I̵͡͡͏I̸͞͏̷I̕̕͏̛͘I͏̡҉Ì̡̨͞Ì̴Ì͠I̸I͞҉I̵͡͡͏I̸͞͏̷I̕̕͏̛͘I͏̡҉Ì̡̨͞Ì̴Ì͠I̸I͞҉I̵͡͡͏I̸͞͏̷I̕̕͏̛͘I͏̡҉Ì̡̨͞Ì̴Ì͠I̸I͞҉I̵͡͡͏I̸͞͏̷I̕̕͏̛͘I͏̡҉Ì̡̨͞Ì̴Ì͠I̸I͞҉I̵͡͡͏I̸͞͏̷I̕̕͏̛͘I͏̡҉Ì̡̨͞Ì̴Ì͠I̸I͞҉I̵͡͡͏I̸͞͏̷I̕̕͏̛͘I͏̡҉Ì̡̨͞Ì̴Ì͠I̸I͞҉I̵͡͡͏I̸͞͏̷I̕̕͏̛͘I͏̡҉Ì̡̨͞Ì̴Ì͠I̸I͞҉I̵͡͡͏I̸͞͏̷I̕̕͏̛͘I͏̡҉Ì̡̨͞Ì̴Ì͠I̸I͞҉I̵͡͡͏I̸͞͏̷I̕̕͏̛͘I͏̡҉Ì̡̨͞
WAA. WHAT IS THIS RUBBISH. IT DOES NOT HAVE WALUIGI.
WALUIGI WILL NOW MODERATE THIS. "THREAD."
WHAT EVEN IS THIS.
WALUIGI DOES NOT KNOW. HE DOES NOT CARE.
WAA. I AM NOW ON. "THE BATTLEFIELD." WHATEVER THE WAA THAT IS. AGAIN. WALUIGI. DOES NOT KNOW. AND DOES NOT CARE.
Green Supergiant AND Big Bang Bombs = From Scratch (Level 10: 1/11)
Potion of Steroids OOO Weights = N/A
WHAT IN THE WAA. "BIG BANG BOMB." "GREEN SUPERGIANT." "CYLINDER CARNAGE." GO AHEAD, WALUIGI GUESSES. APPARENTLY.
STEROIDS? WALUIGI DISAPPROVES OF STEROIDS. STRENGTH COMES FROM MUSCLES.
WALUIGI. HAS MUSCLES. WALUIGI IS VERY STRONG. STRONGER THAN STRONG.
...WALUIGI IS GETTING OFF-TOPIC. THE ONLY REASON YOU MADE THE STEROIDS IS BECAUSE. THEY ACTUALLY HAD LIQUID IN THEM. WHAT A SURPRISE.
YOU USE THE WAA PRISM. THE VOID THINGIE. THE SPIDER. AND THE WALUIGI WITH RED GOGGLES WHO LOOKS VERY INTIMIDATING NOT TO WALUIGI. ALL GET 4,000 HP FOR SOME REASON.
TWIN. WALUIGI DOES NOT KNOW WHO YOU SPEAK OF.
Backpack ~~~ Loom = Backpack
You got the BACKPACK! Wait. What?
Iron Ingot ~~~ Loom = Iron Chestplate
You got an IRON CHESTPLATE! You can wear this armor to protect yourself from enemy attacks. Which would be remotely useful if you were an entity.
Furnace ~~~ Loom = Furnace Shirt
You got a FURNACE SHIRT! A long-sleeve gray shirt with a picture of a furnace taking up the entirety of it.
Crafting Table ~~~ Loom = Grid Shirt
You got the GRID SHIRT! A light brown shirt with a simple black grid in the middle.
WHAT. WHO SAID ALL THOSE THINGS. IT SOUNDED LIKE IT CAME FROM.
NOWHERE.
YOU USE YOUR WEAPONS TO DAMAGE THE GREEN LEPRECHAUN. FOR 8,000 DAMAGE. WAA. WHY DID WALUIGI SAY DAMAGE TWICE. WHATEVER.
WALUIGI THINKS YOU ARE REFERRING TO THE GIANT SILVER METAL ABOMINATION WITH LUIGI EYES THAT WOULD MAKE WALUIGI PROUD TO OWN. THE THE GIANT SILVER METAL ABOMINATION WITH LUIGI EYES THAT WOULD MAKE WALUIGI PROUD TO OWN IS DESTROYED. WAA.
YOUR ENTITIES WILL DO AS YOU WAA.
Silicon Shooter OR Gunpowder OR Blaze Rod = The Silicon Steampunker (Level 4: 1/5)
YOU USE YOUR ORANGE SWORD TO DAMAGE THE HORSEBACK RIDER FOR 7,500 DAMAGE. WAA. WALUIGI DID IT AGAIN. WHY IS WALUIGI DOING THESE THINGS.
WALUIGI IS 99.WAA PERCENT POSITIVE HE IS NOT IN "SKYRIM". BUT WALUIGI DOES NOT KNOW WHERE WALUIGI IS. SO TAKE THAT WITH A GRAIN OF WAA.
Awkward Potion OOO Wheat = Potion of Fertilizer (1/2)
YOU WORK ON BUILDING A BRIDGE FOR WHATEVER REASON. +1. OH, AND THE CIPHER WALUIGI ALSO ADDS +1 FOR WHATEVER REASON.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. YOU. DISGUST ME. WHY WOULD YOU HARM AN INNOCENT COW WALUIGI BY PUTTING IT THROUGH THAT WEIRD COMPLEX UN-WALUIGILIKE MACHINE. YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR ANIMALS. SO YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LUIGI. LEAVE.
WAA. I LIKE THIS "PURPLE" BEING. HE TALKS IN A VERY FAMILIAR WAY. WAAAAAAAA.
THE GIANT SILVER METAL ABOMINATION WITH LUIGI EYES THAT WOULD MAKE WALUIGI PROUD TO OWN IS DESTROYED. BETTER LUCK NEXT WAA. YOU DAMAGE THE RAIN TOWER FOR 4,000 DAMAGE. MORE REDUANCY. WALUIGI HATES REDUNDANCY.
WALUIGI WILL HAVE TO LEARN TO TOLERATE.
MORE USESLESS BRIDGING. +1. YOUR ENTITIES WILL DO AS YOU WAA.
FINALLY, SOME LOGIC IN THIS WAA. IF SOMETHING IS A "CIPHER". DECIPHERING IT MUST BE SUPER EFFECTIVE OR WHATEVER THE WAA THAT MEANS. BY THAT LOGIC, 10,000 DAMAGE.
WALUIGI IS A KIND GOD.
YES HE IS.
WAA.
YOUR ENTITIES WILL DO AS YOU WAA.
EVEN MORE USELESS BRIDGING. SLIGHTLY MORE EFFECTIVE, WALUIGI GUESSES. +3.
NO. YOU TOTALLY DIDN'T. YOU ARE RIGHT.
HMM. THIS USELESS BRIDGING APPEARS TO HAVE LOGIC. BUILDING BY DESTROYING. THAT MAKES SENSE TO WALUIGI.
WALUIGI GRANTS YOU +7 BRIDGING DUE TO THE USE OF A GIANT BOMB.
WALUIGI THINKS THAT IF YOU SAY SOMETHING IS ORIGINAL. IT WILL NOT BE ORIGINAL. WALUIGI VETOES YOUR ATTACK. NO OBJECTIONS.
WALUIGI IS A NON-OBJECTION-BASED GOD.
WAA.
WALUIGI IS WONDERING WHY YOU ARE ATTACKING THE DEFENSELESS HORSERIDER. WAIT. HE JUST BLEW UP A MOUNTAIN. NEVER MIND. HOPEFULLY LUIGI WAS ON THAT MOUNTAIN. WAA.
7,500 DAMAGE. THERE. NO REDUNDANCY. WALUIGI IS GOOD AT THIS.
You got a POTION OF FERTILIZER! A potion that can grow crops much like Bone Meal.
YOU USE YOUR GROSS ITEM THAT WALUIGI DOES NOT APPROVE OF ON DEMONICWALUIGI.
Adamantium AND Mithril = Adamithrilium (Level 2: 1/3)
YOU USE YOUR GIANT TACK SHOOTER WAA THING TO KILL THREE WALUIGI SCOUTS. WALUIGI APPROVES.
THE GIANT SILVER METAL ABOMINATION WITH LUIGI EYES THAT WOULD MAKE WALUIGI PROUD TO OWN IS DESTROYED. WALUIGI HAS SAID THIS ALREADY. WALUIGI DOES NOT LIKE TO REPEAT HIMSELF. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
THEREFORE, WALUIGI, BEING A KIND GOD, NULLS YOUR "RECHARGE". WALUIGI GRANTS YOU PERMISSION TO DO WHATEVER YOU WAA.
YOU SUMMON A MINI-WALUIGI, BECAUSE I HIJACK YOUR SUMMON. WAAAAAAAA.
YOU USE A SMALL GUN THAT SHOOTS FIREBALLS ON A WAALEK. THE FIREBALL DAMAGES 4,000 DAMAGE. WALUIGI THOUGHT HE WAS GOOD AT NOT DOING REDUNDANCY. WALUIGI MAY BE WRONG. BUT WALUIGI IS NEVER WRONG. WAA.
THE SMALL GUN THAT SHOOTS FIREBALLS NOW HAS A NEW NEW RANK. IT IS. "TRULY WALUIGI'S." GIVE IT TO WALUIGI NOW.
THE BRIDGE GETS +1 MORE BUILT. A TRUE ACHIEVEMENT FROM A WAA LIKE YOU.
YOUR ENTITIES WILL DO AS YOU WAA. HOW MANY MORE TIMES WILL WALUIGI HAVE TO SAY THIS.
A LOT PROBABLY.
SEMANTICS.
YOU DESTROY TWO WALUIGI SCOUTS.
WALUIGI WONDERS HOW IT IS POSSIBLE TO BUILD SOMETHING OUT OF NOTHING.
WALUIGI SAYS IT IS IMPOSSIBLE.
AND IT IS SETTLED.
REBEL SCOUTS APPEAR. WITH RIGHT-SIDE UP "L"S ON THEIR HEADS. OR BODY. OR WAATEVER IT IS SCOUTS HAVE.
WALUIGI DOES NOT KNOW. WALUIGI DOES NOT CARE.
WHAT IS A CONSTRUCT. IS IT. A CONSTRUCTION WORKER?
YOU SEND 5 CONSTRUCTION WORKERS.
YOUR KAGE MATCH LEAVES THE POCKET WAAMENSION. AND GETS RIGHT BACK TO THE GOOD STUFF. WITH ME.
WALUIGI SHEDS A TEAR OF JOY.
Potion of Fertilizer OOO Glowstone = Potion of Fertilizer (EXTENDED) 1/2
THE AIRSTRIKE SENDS BOB-OMBS. YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU?
NO. NO YOU WEREN'T.
THE POCKET WAAMENSION IS NOW GONE. ALL OF ITS HP IS NOW IN THE KAGE FIGHT.
THE WAAPEX GHOST'S HEAD GAINS 2,000 HP. NOT LIKE THAT WOULD DO ANYTHING OR ANYTHING.
IT LOOKS LIKE THAT BOMB KILLED THREE WALUIGI SCOUTS. GOOD JOB. OR SHOULD WALUIGI SAY BAD JOB, BECAUSE THOSE WERE WALUIGI SCOUTS. YOU MONSTER.
WALUIGI SAYS YOU ARE RIGHT. THERE IS NOTHING SPECIAL SO YOU ONLY GET +1.
ONLY +1 TO YOU.
YOU HEARD WALUIGI RIGHT.
+1.
YOU WILL REMEMBER THIS DAY AND WEEP, FOR YOU ONLY GOT. A. +. 1.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Lapis Lazuli AND Redstone Dust = Purplestone Dust (Level 1: 1/2)
EXPECTING A COLOR ALCHEMY? TOO BAD. PURPLE IS A COLOR.
THE WAALEKS CAN ONLY ATTACK ONCE, AT WALUIGI'S BEHEST. WAA TO YOU.
YOU DRINK YOUR POTION OF WHATSITS AND GUN DOWN THE DEFENSELESS HORSEMAN. WALUIGI IS TOO LAZY TO CALCULATE ANY ADDITIONAL DAMAGE THE WHATSITS MAY DAMAGE. ... WALUIGI DEFAULTS TO 7,500. ... DAMAGE. THERE. THAT'S THREE TIMES NOW.
A RECORD FOR WALUIGI.
YOU KILL FOUR WAA GRUNTS.
Purplestone Dust ~~~ Loom = Purple Is A Color
Limited Edition XBOX ~~~ Loom = Bill Gates' Tuxedo
You got PURPLE IS A COLOR! ...What? It is.
You got BILL GATES' TUXEDO! Worn by the big man of Microsoft himself. Limited edition indeed.
NOW AFTER THAT USELESS EXPOSITION, THE GOOD STUFF. 7,500 DAMAGE TO THE BISCUIT. WHAT OVEN. THERE IS NO OVEN. WALUIGI DOES NOT SEE AN OVEN.
SO, WALUIGI SAYS YOU DID THIS: YOU HIJACK THE BISCUIT OVEN SO THAT THE NEXT TIME THE GREEN BISCUIT GOES IN, HE WILL COME OUT A DEAD BISCUIT. ...THAT IS NOT NICE. WALUIGI WANTS TO EAT THE BISCUIT HIMSELF. WALUIGI HIJACKS YOUR HIJACK. A HIJACKED HIJACK IS DOOMED TO WAA.
+4 BRIDGING. THE WAA TITANS INEXPLICABLY TURN TO WAA PILOTS. APPARENTLY. WALUIGI THINKS THIS IS CONFUSING.
XBOX 360 AND Uranium = XBOX 092 (Level 2: 1/3)
YOUR WAALEKS CAN ONLY ATTACK ONCE. THIS HAS BEEN ESTABLISHED.
Ellorium AND Entropy Ingot = Chaos Ellorium (Level 5: 1/6)
YOUR POORLY PLACED WAALL DAMAGES THE TWITCHY RIOTERS, THE KERNEL, AND THE WAALEKS FOR 4,500 DAMAGE. EACH.
WALUIGI CAN BE CRUEL WHEN HE WANTS TO BE CRUEL.
WAA. TENSHI, MOKOU AND KAGUYA ALL APPEAR. APPARENTLY. WALUIGI COPY-PASTED THEIR NAMES BECAUSE HE IS TOO LAZY TO TYPE THEM ALL OUT EVEN THOUGH THEY ALL HAVE ONLY SIX LETTERS. DO NOT JUDGE WALUIGI.
WHO IS "TWIN". HE MUST BE IMPORTANT. NOT AS IMPORTANT AS WALUIGI THOUGH.
+1.
+3 BRIDGING. THIS IS GETTING OLD.
YOU WILL DO THAT. APPARENTLY.
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End-of-Turn Battle:
ALRIGHT. WALUIGI WILL NOW PARTICPATE IN THE "END-OF-WAA BATTLE.' WAATEVER THAT MEANS.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh no you don't!
WHAT.
This is my thread! You can't control it! NO ONE can control it! Shoo! Get out of here.
Alright, that did it. So... I crit against the Easter Bunny for 20,000 damage!
Project Nexus tries to attack, but it looks like Waluigi is giving them a hard time about doing much... The Easter Bunny deals 2,000 damage to me. Waluigi stares at Artorias, dealing 4,000 damage! The Daleks EXTERMINATE Fegelein for 5,000 damage.
Engie and Co. deal 6,000 damage to Biscuits! The TPP Hivemind deals an additional 6,000 damage and converts to PG.
The Void Rift remains idle. Bill Cipher deals 4,000 damage to DemonicDaVinci! Artorias deals 4,000 damage to the Hussiebot, Hank absorbs the rest of the Grunts and deals 10,000 damage to the Easter Bunny, and the Kage Kami and Kestrel team up to kill the Alpha Deathclaw! The Shipyard's entities kill 2 Rebel Scouts! The Cloudflash Tower kills a Cazador due to a mini-crit! The three Alpha Godmodders cannot attack due to Waluigi, it seems.
Biscuits, the Easter Fox, the Alpha Ghast and the Hussiebot kill Artorias! DemonicDaVinci and his Mutants deal 24,000 damage to Bill Cipher! Ron the Narrator and Secondary deal 6,000 damage to Fegelein! The Godmodder, having recovered from his hangover, deals 5 damage to each of the Alpha Godmodders and 20,000 damage to the Audior!
What's left of the AGs in the Garden of Eden deal 10,000 damage to War. The Four Horsemen kill 4 Wyvern Riders.
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The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal: 1/5 HP. Bridge: ++++++++++++++++++++ 84%.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes to Close: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: ???, ???, ???.
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 40,800/100,000. Zero Gauntlet: ZZZZZZZZZZ
Fruit Carts: [???] HP: 1/1. (x15.)
Penguin: [???] HP: 1/1.
Project Nexus: [H] HP: 100,000/100,000. The Auditor: 42,000/250,000. Troops: Grunts: 500/500. (x18.) Burn: II 1337 Agents: 1,000/1,000. (x20.) ATP Engineers: 2,500/2,500. (x20.) ATP Soldiers: 5,000/5,000. (x20.) Mk. I G0L3Ms: 5,000/5,000. (x15.) Mk. II G0L3Ms: 10,000/10,000. (x15.) PROJECTNEXUS INTEGRITY: 60%.
The Easter Bunny: [H] HP: 30,500/150,000. Bane of TwinBuilder: IIIIIII BUNNYEVENT INTEGRITY: 50%.
Waluigi: [H] HP: 600,000/600,000.
Daleks: [H] HP: 8,000/8,000. (x4.)
Insanity: [N] HP: 248,400/250,000. Charge: 10/25. Bound.
Thresh: [N] HP: 48,500/80,000. Guarding Insanity. Lantern: READY.
Fegelein: [N] HP: 20,400/74,000. Guarding Insanity. Antics: 7/10. Poison: II
Engie: [N] HP: 0/100,000.
Purple: [N] HP: 93,900/150,000. Guarding Insanity. Bound.
Void Rift: [AG] HP: 55,000/90,000. Size: 70. Energy: 20.
Bill Cipher: [AG] HP: 16,000/50,000. Formal Wear: 0/25,000. Absorbent Shield: 0/25,000.
Hank P. Wimbleton: [AG] HP: 69,000/95,000. Invisible: II
Arachna the Spider Queen: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. In Spider Web. Spider Web Capacity: 1/7.
Kage Kami: [AG] HP: 78,900/100,000. KAGEKAMI INTEGRITY: 23%
The Kestrel: [AG] HP: 45,500/50,000. Weapons Bay: 4/4 HP. Shields Bay: 4/4 HP. Engine Room: 2/2 HP.
Portable Shipyard: [AG] HP: 15,000/15,000. Federation Scout: 2,250/2,250. Constructs: 9,000/9,000. (x5.)
Cloudflash Tower: [AG] HP: 51,000/55,000.
Fujiwara no Mokou: [AG] HP: 13/20. MOKOU INTEGRITY: 55%
Kaguya Houriasan: [AG] HP: 13/20.
Tenshi Hinanawi: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Biscuits: [PG] HP: 81,500/130,000. Oven Overheal: III
Easter Fox: [PG] HP: 80,000/95,000.
Alpha Ghast: [PG] Head: 16,000/20,000. Roland II: 20,000/20,000. Boomwalkers: 5,000/5,000. (x4.)
Hussiebot: [PG] HP: 48,000/60,000.
Mutated DemonicDaVinci: [PG] HP: 8,955/85,000. Can create up to two mutants every turn. Contamination: IIII
Cazador: [PG] HP: 3,025/8,000. (x4.)
Fire Gecko: [PG] HP: 9,325/10,500. (x4.)
Nightkin: [PG] HP: 9,825/17,500. (x2.)
Deathclaw: [PG] HP: 7,550/10,000. (x4.)
Centaurs: [PG] HP: 5,000/6,000. (x3.)
Ron the Narrator: [PG] HP: 40,000/46,000.
Secondary: [PG] HP: 75,000/75,000.
Rebel Scouts: [PG] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x8.)
TPP Hivemind: [PG] HP: 40,446/74,413. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ: III Bellossom: 5,000/5,000 HP. Crawdaunt: 7,000/7,000. Mini-Waluigi: 1,510/1,510. TWITCHPOKEMON INTEGRITY: 75%
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 46/125.
THE OPERATOR: [H] HP: XKCD
ROOTKIT INTEGRITY: 39%
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Garden of Eden:
Constructs: [AG] HP: 5,725/9,000. (x18.)
Wyvern Rider: [AG] HP: 1,775/3,000. (x8.)
Heavy Dropship: [AG] HP: 14,775/15,000.
Pilots: [AG] HP: 1,500/1,500. (x12.) Regen: III
Conquest: [PG] HP: 13,000/75,000. Gains 2,500 HP every turn. Impending Doom: 225. Curse: IIII
War: [PG] HP: 51,500/75,000. Gains 2,500 HP every turn. Impending Doom: 225.
Famine: [PG] HP: 63,000/75,000. Gains 2,500 HP every turn. Impending Doom: 225.
Death: [PG] HP: 56,000/75,000. Gains 2,500 HP every turn. Impending Doom: 225.
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5l1n65h07's Computer:
SolarActive: [N] HP: 30,000/30,000. Firewalls: 15,000/15,000. (x2.) Version: 1.0.0
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Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [P]
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The Forge:
Detonation Core: III DISABLED (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII DISABLED (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [1K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III DISABLED (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Talist: [AG] Status: Active
Amperz4nd: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
Nimbleguy: [AG] Status: Active
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [AG] Status: Active
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Idle
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Idle
Endermod2000: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
K4yne: [PG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Xandersol: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Idle
11/40
"Well, looks like i have to solve the problem here because it looks like things are going to go downhill from here very quick."
"MY MINIONS! DEFEAT THIS CORRUPTED HOST!"
-Wave I-
Metool [N]: 5,000/5,000 (x3)
(All enemies summoned under the -Wave [Number]- will naturally attack Waluigi until he dies)
"Also, Waluigi, i think you might have a problem on your hands. You see, there is these cleaning crew guys who're trying to get everyone to go somewhere else and they seem mad. Seriously, they fixed my font and everything! Because that's totally what cleaning crew do..."
A triangle dream demon with 1 eye, floats, a top hat, a bow tie, two arms, and two legs.
POST III;
I +9 The_Idea_Modpack.
I continue work on the bridge.
Bill Cipher uses NIGHTMARE on the Godmodder!
Mr.Penguin dances.
30/40 Bill Cipher Cane.
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: (6/20)
The items glow.
INVENTORY:
Beef Cloak (WORN).
Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER, PET PENGUIN.
If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount.
portal gun: 2/25
Oh god, Waluigi...
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
/nullpost
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
FEAR ME.
*Song begins*
*Stirs from ground*
Uh oh.
Elevated vital activity.
"Well that's not good."
0:50
*Rests on ground, but slowly tries to stand*
Stay down.
"NO."
Well damn.
1:17
*Manages to stand*
"Get clear, everyone."
1:28
*Opens eyes, revealing pure black*
OH [BLEEP].
1:39
*Rises in the air via black aura*
"THE WORLD WILL BURN."
"...Raise defences."
2:11
*Fires out large number of dark energy projectiles which hover in the air*
"KNEEL."
DARK ENGIE [H]: 300000/250000 [OVERHEAL] [DARKNESS: ||||||||||] [OVERDRIVE: |||||||||||||||]
Wait.
Stop.
No.
This is wrong.
"I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!"
2:59
"I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU."
3:15
*Battle begins*
"Eeyup, he's cracked."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Hmm, let me see... Your last action was:
>forward 1, right 1 after doing > take all cubes, fill in holes on sides of right door, enter open door. Does that help?
I continue work on the bridge.
Bill Cipher works on the bridge.
Mr.Penguin keeps dancing.
31/40 Bill Cipher Cane.
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: (7/20)
The glow is glowing brighter than the sun.
INVENTORY:
Beef Cloak (WORN).
Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER, PET PENGUIN.
If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount.
Portal gun: 3/25
Armory: 2/5
40/40
40/40
3/10x12
5x40/40's total in storage
2/5 splash potion of invisibility *9
4/? Green Supergiant AND Big Bang Bombs - Instead do Big Bang Bombs AND Hand Grenades
5/5 Electrostatic Shock
1/? Electrostatic Shock AND Master Bolt, duplicated while Zeus wasn't looking. (if too powerful, do step-up transformer circuit)
4/? reallocate posts to PoS AND Weights to POTION ON STEROIDS OOO Powerade (brand name of Gatorade but cooler-sounding)
III Azura's Black Star - I retrieve the semi-tangible souls of the three entities from the confines of their prison and promise them peace if they complete the bridge. They are very motivated, since the alternative... http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Cairn_(Dawnguard) I also commit the Pilots to building the bridge and apply a POTION ON STEROIDS to the pilots and myself to boost work speed. 2x10/10 - I use Fried Eggs like a tennis racquet and dirt blocks as tennis balls. Well what'd-ya know. They stick.
Boooost meeee! I'll give you +X
X is whatever you give me.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Yes, thank you.
> forward 1
Squirrel Girl: 17/40
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
Hold it! I dont have any big charges so I can... 1/3 x3 medium heals
Beast mastery: 37/40
I heal Twin with the power of friendship! .......... And several boxes of band-aids.... Mostly band-aids actually.
The void rift uses engulf on... Um... The Easter bunny. (4k dmg +15s +15e)
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-=
Stock: / \ / \ / \
(6$) (3$) (3$)
Splash Potion of Burning Potion of Coffee Extended Fertilizer
Wealth: 0
Ransom: off
Finished extended fertilizer.
Anyone want to buy something? No?
+3 to any AG
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
40/40 Xbox360 Army (somehow a +9 from Nimble? Idk)
I claim Tailist's +3, GNSPP 12/40
Alchemy 2/3
I slice off and then throw some XBeanstalk Vines to help the bridging process.
I one post summon some cash, and buy a potion of coffee from Wilson.
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
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So you aren't an Endermancer?
Yeah.
Well, so much for teaching you the strongest spells.
I'll need to start from Square One...
[ 2 / 10 ]
Moar scouts!
I COMBO-BLAST Conquest with both the Hand of Pearl and the Enderdragon's Staff!
I also attempt to buy Talist's Potion of Coffee.
The Kestrel will target DemonicDaVinci and two random Horsemen with Burst Laser.
The scouts pull back to the Shipyard to provide additional help with ship construction. This will allow the Shipyard to construct an additional ship this turn.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)