Mysterious alchemy 5/5 - The alchemy is finished! But before I get a chance to do anything, something flies out of a space time rift and hits me in the face.
iii=# of souls in Azura's Black Star
I shove Eggs into a vat of boiling water.
+3 to piono. Boooost meeee! I'll give you +X
X is whatever you give me.
I boost the two [22/40] charges that Aegis has by 1 each
And as such, I will take my just due.
[12/40]
[12/40]
Hooray! Pandemonium is almost nigh!
... Well, not really, but it is almost at a point where it is half-way to being almost nigh!
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I know that all these NPCs don't pose a threat to me, but I got a little bit carried away at the sounds of pain. What I may never know is the place of the maze, where I would have erased some fricken fairies from space; I neglected to ask before I killed the last dairy farmer who knew. I wish I had waited for you; I wish I could invoke some better part of me! I know I'm supposed to be all, "The One," but I have too much fun killing everyone.
+3 to Nimbleguy
Xbox 360 Army 7/40
I untwine the XBEANSTALKS and wrap them around the Microsoft Cloud, acting as a shield.
I pilot the base far into the sky, into the clouds, hiding it. Then I start work on the GN SECRET PROJECT PLANS or GNSPP.
GNSPP 1/40
III Azura's Black Star - I burn one of the souls in Azura's Black star to make my attack crit. I take boiled Eggs and drown him in soy sauce. Leave him sealed in there for about 3 days. (Boiled eggs marinated in soy sauce IRL are good in salads)
I use a pinpoint time based spell to select the image (like system image when you restore a computer) when the AoP as at full health and restore broken chunks of the AoP
+3 to piono. Boooost meeee! I'll give you +X
X is whatever you give me.
twin, project Nexus hasn't been putting out minions for the past several rounds? Is that something I should be concerned about or is it just you forgetting?
+X to any and all players who +1 me. +1 to AoP Hank: 31/40 I trade with Talist.
5/6 for potion buff
I shelve my reservoir, I will now only funnel one charge at a time into it, opening up my other large charge.
As it is, I start another 40 post charge. 1/40
9/15 x10
I take a bite out of Eggs, but its a bit tough, so I mince it with Broken Uranium's Umbridge and enjoy my scrambled eggs. I share with everyone else. Hit two one the chain attack! Each additional attack on Eggs that chains off of this deals more damage!
FIRE AND BRIMSTONE ON THE CHAIN ATTACK!!!!! I WILL CANCEL IT!!!!!
(Not on Eggs. And if it has to be on Eggs, then on, like, Future Past Eggs or something.)
Return of Rage Cannon: 2/40
I decide to start a Shhhh... Nobody's supposed to know... oh shut up I'll do as I'll like. I decide to become a Wizard. What the heck. But not an ordinary wizard, no. A MENTAL WIZARD!!!!! Actually, that's more like a psionic, and I don't think you can just randomly become a psionic. BUT WHO CARES IM A PSIONIC NOW YAYAYAYAYAYAY
Alright, now time to make different levels for psionics that are TOTALLY NOT COPYING THE WIZARD STRUCTURES. Eh, I'll try to completely copy OpelSpeedster make this as original as possible. I think I won't base it off the Godmodder ranks or Wizard spell-cast totals. Yep. I'm making a whole new system.
Psychic Energy
Psychic Energy is what Psionics use to power their attacks and defenses. Each ability costs a different amount of energy, and 20 energy regenerates every turn. Abilities can have other consequences apart from energy. If energy falls to or below zero, the player is unable to use any abilities for two turns.
Rank I: Initiate
Energy Cap: 75
Level-Up Requirements: 300 Energy Spent, 3 entities killed with Abilities.
Abilities:
Mental Block - Protects against Psychic abilities of a certain strength, depending on the energy put into the Block. Can be used on any entitiy. There can only be one Mental Block up per Psionic, and they last 2 turns. Can cost any amount of Psychic energy, and blocks attacks according to this scale:
10 - Protects from basic psychic attacks from entities.
20 - Protects from psychic attacks from most players.
30 - Protects from psychic attacks from Initiates and charge psychic attacks up to 10 posts.
50 - Protects from psychic attacks from Initiates and charge psychic attacks up to 20 posts.
75 - Protects from psychic attacks from Psychics and charge psychic attacks up to 30 posts. This lowers the post limit to 2 for the user.
100 - Protects from all psychic charge attacks and psychic attacks from anyone. This incapacitates the user for 1 turn.
Psybeam - Basic 2000 damage Psychic attack. Costs 10 energy.
Psysplosion - 1500 Psychic attack with 1000 AOE damage to nearby entities. Costs 25 energy.
Mental Invasion - 35% chance for the Psionic to command the targeted entity for one turn. The entity must have 40,000 HP or lower. Costs 40 energy regardless of success.
The rank below is currently unavailable, as it has not been unlocked.
My stats
Energy: 75/75
Energy Spent: 0/300
Entities Killed with Abilities: 0/3
I'll keep track of this, and if any players become Psionics, which I highly doubt, they'll have to keep track of their own stats.
POST III;
32/40 Bill Cipher.
Development: 26/34. Part 2/3.
Raspberry Pi: 9/10
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉing a ~=[,,_,,]:3. (4/6)
I use my Runic Infuser from my magic charges, along with the power of not being in the scoreboard for some reason, to bypass the level cap by manually infusing the items together with Salis Mundis!
​Collecting Salis Mundis: (1/3)
Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas: 1/11(Waiting for Salis Mundis).
INVENTORY:
Godmodder's Taglock,
Mycelium.
Wilson:22/40 (I missed a total of +5 other people offered me)
Another entity: 7/40
The fatal flaw:5/6
Trading a +3 with whoever wants it.
If the eggs are going to explode, I throw them at Famine to try and kill it.
Edit- I've now seen Twin's response to Wilson. Kinda funny you would put that requirement in. I plan on keeping Wilson alive for as long as possible. He also shouldn't die with any wealth due to ransom and if he has any potions left I can donate them away. Unless, you're planning some terrible instant kill for poor Wilson...
Also, I wonder if it would be fun to become a neutral and try to establish an economy here...
Eggs isn't actual eggs, he's a member of the Felt! (They are from Homestuck.)
ah, I see, however, I wasn't thinking of thermodynamics, or any other science, but of the standards of fiction and worlds where magic rather than science rules. {sorry I never use quotes when replying to Twin, but ERMAHGERD those update posts are HUGE}
Space-fleet at 75%...
Powered Adminium Exoskeleton Armor 100% complete...
equipping...
beginning weapon mounting procedures...
Shard of a Banhammer at 50%...
supplies 20/22 {sorry, but I decided to extend the charge a little, for my own reasons}
GAHMD 2/10
Mechabrine is still being a ***** to build.... DAMMIT MACHINE!
Mechabrine 7/40
I summon... an entire army of those screaming guys with bombs from Serious Sam, then sic them on the Godmodder and anything in his vicinity.
The Godmodder sics one Bomb-Omb on the entire group, exploding them!
Why can't the potion of rejuvenation be upgraded? You said that its a level 1. You never said it couldn't be upgraded further, just that it can't be intensified anymore. If I'm suddenly not allowed to do that, then transfer the posts into upgrading the potion of coffee with as much glowstone and redstone as I can put into it.
also, Tricky is sending it down at 2.5% every round, since I'm killing him off as soon as Hank is summoned, I think that's fair. 77.5% (sorry, skipped one round's attack, sorry), another field effect for the 80% milestone. (Tricky is sending it down at 2.5%, Hank will be ready before probability integrity hits 60%)
+X to any and all players who +1 me. I trade with Talist. +1 to Hank. What is he at Aegis? I think... 27? How many times did the two of us post last round? No one else helped I think.
4/6 for rejuvenation buff/coffee buff
37/??? x2
3/15 x10
I fiddle with Microsoft Mashup, pushing button unti-
BANG!!!!
Oops. Sorry Eggs.
Yeah, he does rage a lot doesn't he?
I do not! Go check what you did last post.
Hmph. Anyway, yeah, he rages a lot, but he's my in-game avatar. Basically the guy left over from the first game, a more mature version of the noob that posted in DTG 1.
HEY! Quiet you. Anyway, he's basically a more childish, and much less powerful version of me. He also helps me multi-task better, so I keep him.
Well, you can upgrade its duration now that I realize it. You can't use redstone, though.
POST III;
33/40 Bill Cipher.
Development: 27/34. Part 2/3.
Raspberry Pi: 9/10
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉing a ~=[,,_,,]:3. (5/6)
​Collecting Salis Mundis: (2/3)
Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas: 1/11(Waiting for Salis Mundis).
I make a Voodoo Poppet (1/2)
INVENTORY:
Godmodder's Taglock,
Mycelium.
​I get a tag lock of Calamity.
POST IIII pilot the XBEANSTALKS to intertwine and snap of the tip of them to become a drill (that will pierce the heavens!) that drills toward Calamity, and a single tear is brought to Bill Gate's eye, who is watermarked in the sky as the drill shoots through Calamity. The 12YOA Leader uses the fire to fuel his burning PassionR4G3 to destroy the godmodder, and sends a few 12YOA Members to go Kamikaze explosion on Calamity. (Because remember, they can explode.) Their shrieks before the explosion do damage, due to the high pitched sounds. The rest stay with the 12YOA Army leader and keep thinking of the plan. 12YOA Leader PassionR4G3IIIIIIIIIICharges360 ARMY 2/40Devious Plan 2/20+3 to Nimbleguy.Nimbleguy, want to do a +3 for +3 kind of thing?
I change Piono's class to scout. Scouts work fast, so...
(+1 to Piono's charge)
I attempt to heal the TPP Hivemind. However, given their nature, the heal is quickly scrambled, and randomized! (Roll a D4000. The number rolled = number healed.)
POST III; POST COUNT AT QUOTA.
Ok, The_Idea_Modpack. I +3 The_Idea_Modpack. 37/40 Bill Cipher. Development: 28/34. Part 2/3. Raspberry Pi: 9/10 ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉing a ~=[,,_,,]:3. (6/6) Achievement Get! Pet nyan cat! NYAN CAT'S STATS: HP: 1000 MOVES:
EMOTICON: Spamms a PG's screen with~=[,,_,,]:3 Opponent has a small chance of their attack hitting someone on their side. NYAN: Sings the nyan cat song to annoy a pg. Little Damage.
POPTART: Donates part of it's pop-tart body to heal an AG. Damage healed to AG is sub ducted from Nyan Cat.​ Collecting Salis Mundis: (3/3) Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas: 2/11. Voodoo Poppet (2/2) I bind the voodoo poppet to Calamity's taglock. INVENTORY: Salis Mundis(1/5 used by current infusment), Calamity's Voodoo Poppet, Godmodder's Taglock, Mycelium. Current Entities Summoned:NYAN CAT
Nyan Cat appears! It will have 19,000 HP instead of 1,000.
In some places decimal points are used in the place of commas when dealing with large numbers.
Wilson:26/40
Another entity:8/40
The fatal flaw: DONE
Trading another +3
Why are so many people trying to kill Twin? I give him a pat on the back and reassure him about his self worth. (Yep, be on good terms with the guy running the game. After all, he could instantly kill anything he wants.)
You got THE FATAL FLAW! A sword crackling with pure chaotic energy, ready to annihilate anything it touches. Handle with caution unless you want your hand, spleen, or appendix removed.
HAHAHAHAHA Eggs is here. This will be SO MUCH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN
I use Hell's Instrument on the ZAX Mainframe, using enchant.bypassL to bypass the minions.
Pesterlog later. I mean l8er.
[RD]: WELL. FUTURE ME. THEY'RE SO... NICE. THEY'RE LIKE, TRYING TO BE NICE TO EVERYONE TO EARN THEIR RESPECT OR SOMETHING.
[RD]: WHY DO I NEED PEOPLE'S RESPECT. IT MAKES ME SICK. I SHOULD BE STRONG ENOUGH TO WORK ALONE.
[RD]: AND ALSO. I THINK. THEY HAVE A CALIGNOUS CRUSH ON ME?
[RD]: WHICH IS DISGUSTING.
[RD]: POWDER IS... SOMETHING ELSE. HE'S LIKE. A DEMON. WHO WAS CREATED BY MY MIND. I DON'T REALLY KNOW.
[RD]: HE'S COOL. HE GAVE ME THESE POWERS.
[RD]:
[RD]: BUT HE'S SO. CREEPY. AND I THINK. THAT.
[RD]: HE MIGHT. BE CORRUPTING ME. OR SOMETHING.
[RD]: NOW. WHAT DO I DO.
Twin I forgot to tell you the mutants' special abilities! Sorry!
Fire Gecko: Deals burn damage. (gasp!)
Cazador: Poisons target.
Alpha Deathclaw: Chance to cripple target.
Nightkin: Stealth Boy usage. (Chance to evade attacks)
HELIOS One: 30/40
My FEV vats spawn an Alpha Deathclaw and a Nightkin heavy gunner. All mutants attack Death.
Ti-ber-i-um ad-ed to al-chem-i-ter. Ti=ber-i-um christ-a-lizes me-tal and hea-vy min-er-als, grows like a plant and ther-fore has the same dam-a-ging prop-er-ties as ur-a-ni-um and o-ther tox-ic min-er-als. Up-on con-tact with "Hu-man-oids" it ex-ter-min-ates or mu-tates them to be stron-ger and some-times more in-tel-i-gent, although Dal-ek in-tel-i-gence is sup-erior. Those who sur-vive the att-ack be-come vi-cer-oids, form-less in-fer-i-or spe-cies that spew more ti-ber-ium. Oth-er re-sult-ing life-forms in-clude "Float-ers" a fly-ing beast sim-i-lar to jel-lyfish and cap-a-ble of shoot-ing light-ning and ti-ber-ium, and "Hounds", which are sim-ilar to mini-ature ti-ber-ium spiked 6-8-2's.
Pro-longed ex-pos-ure of ti-ber-ium to a reg-ion caus-es i-on storms, a dead-lier form of light-ning, vein-hole mon-sters, a lifeform that spreads from a sin-gle mouth-like hole with ex-ter-min-ating and in-des-truct-able vines, and blue ti-ber-ium, a slo-wer grow-ing and ex-plo-sive strain.
/end ex-po-si-tion
Dal-ek fleet: 17/20
At-empt to com-bine tacks wth Ti-ber-ium
You add a piece of TIBERIUM to the Alchemiter.
Tacks AND Tiberium = Tiberium Tacks (Level 4: 1/5)
To most people, the number looks like one hundred fifty. But to MinecraftMenno (I'm assuming it wasn't a typo) it looks like one hundred fifty thousand. It's all relative you see. In fact, to people looking at this thread in somewhere like Spain where I think they do use decimal points for commas, all the entities other people are summoning have bad grammar and look like they have one hundred fifty hp rather than the thousands they should have.
Wilson: 29/40 (+3 up for trade) edit: with the magical powers of prophecy that editing grants I trade +3 with Aegis.
Another entity: 9/40
The fatal flaw -> fine
I try out my new sword on Calamity's face.
Edit- oh of corse, the void rift uses dilute (20 energy -> 60 size)
The Fatal Flaw > Fine = The Big Bang Broadsword (Level 6: 1/7)
It looks like you can't make the alchemy right now.
All of a sudden, a large amount of vehicles appear at the Alchemiter's cave. Each contain crates containing large amounts of farm products, and they are unloaded by Constructs before their departure.
The following ingredients are added to the Alchemiter:
You put SEEDS, WHEAT, PUMPKIN SEEDS, PUMPKIN, MELON SEEDS, MELON SLICES, COCOA BEANS, JUNGLE WOOD, SUGAR CANE, and CACTUS into the Alchemiter's Supplies.
Mysterious alchemy 5/5 - The alchemy is finished! But before I get a chance to do anything, something flies out of a space time rift and hits me in the face.
iii=# of souls in Azura's Black Star
I shove Eggs into a vat of boiling water.
+3 to piono. Boooost meeee! I'll give you +X
X is whatever you give me.
+3 to Nimbleguy
Xbox 360 Army 7/40
I untwine the XBEANSTALKS and wrap them around the Microsoft Cloud, acting as a shield.
I pilot the base far into the sky, into the clouds, hiding it. Then I start work on the GN SECRET PROJECT PLANS or GNSPP.
GNSPP 1/40
III Azura's Black Star - I burn one of the souls in Azura's Black star to make my attack crit. I take boiled Eggs and drown him in soy sauce. Leave him sealed in there for about 3 days. (Boiled eggs marinated in soy sauce IRL are good in salads)
I use a pinpoint time based spell to select the image (like system image when you restore a computer) when the AoP as at full health and restore broken chunks of the AoP
+3 to piono. Boooost meeee! I'll give you +X
X is whatever you give me.
Potion of Toughness OOO Gunpowder = Splash Potion of Toughness (1/2)
Potion of Firepower OOO Gunpowder = Splash Potion of Firepower (1/2)
twin, project Nexus hasn't been putting out minions for the past several rounds? Is that something I should be concerned about or is it just you forgetting?
+X to any and all players who +1 me. +1 to AoP Hank: 31/40 I trade with Talist.
5/6 for potion buff
I shelve my reservoir, I will now only funnel one charge at a time into it, opening up my other large charge.
As it is, I start another 40 post charge. 1/40
9/15 x10
I take a bite out of Eggs, but its a bit tough, so I mince it with Broken Uranium's Umbridge and enjoy my scrambled eggs. I share with everyone else. Hit two one the chain attack! Each additional attack on Eggs that chains off of this deals more damage!
Don't be concerned about it.
You fail to bite into Eggs! He notices you gnawing on his arm and POOTIS POWS you into a tree!
FIRE AND BRIMSTONE ON THE CHAIN ATTACK!!!!! I WILL CANCEL IT!!!!!
(Not on Eggs. And if it has to be on Eggs, then on, like, Future Past Eggs or something.)
Return of Rage Cannon: 2/40
I decide to start a Shhhh... Nobody's supposed to know... oh shut up I'll do as I'll like. I decide to become a Wizard. What the heck. But not an ordinary wizard, no. A MENTAL WIZARD!!!!! Actually, that's more like a psionic, and I don't think you can just randomly become a psionic. BUT WHO CARES IM A PSIONIC NOW YAYAYAYAYAYAY
Alright, now time to make different levels for psionics that are TOTALLY NOT COPYING THE WIZARD STRUCTURES. Eh, I'll try to completely copy OpelSpeedster make this as original as possible. I think I won't base it off the Godmodder ranks or Wizard spell-cast totals. Yep. I'm making a whole new system.
Psychic Energy
Psychic Energy is what Psionics use to power their attacks and defenses. Each ability costs a different amount of energy, and 20 energy regenerates every turn. Abilities can have other consequences apart from energy. If energy falls to or below zero, the player is unable to use any abilities for two turns.
Rank I: Initiate
Energy Cap: 75
Level-Up Requirements: 300 Energy Spent, 3 entities killed with Abilities.
Abilities:
Mental Block - Protects against Psychic abilities of a certain strength, depending on the energy put into the Block. Can be used on any entitiy. There can only be one Mental Block up per Psionic, and they last 2 turns. Can cost any amount of Psychic energy, and blocks attacks according to this scale:
10 - Protects from basic psychic attacks from entities.
20 - Protects from psychic attacks from most players.
30 - Protects from psychic attacks from Initiates and charge psychic attacks up to 10 posts.
50 - Protects from psychic attacks from Initiates and charge psychic attacks up to 20 posts.
75 - Protects from psychic attacks from Psychics and charge psychic attacks up to 30 posts. This lowers the post limit to 2 for the user.
100 - Protects from all psychic charge attacks and psychic attacks from anyone. This incapacitates the user for 1 turn.
Psybeam - Basic 2000 damage Psychic attack. Costs 10 energy.
Psysplosion - 1500 Psychic attack with 1000 AOE damage to nearby entities. Costs 25 energy.
Mental Invasion - 35% chance for the Psionic to command the targeted entity for one turn. The entity must have 40,000 HP or lower. Costs 40 energy regardless of success.
The rank below is currently unavailable, as it has not been unlocked.
My stats
Energy: 75/75
Energy Spent: 0/300
Entities Killed with Abilities: 0/3
I'll keep track of this, and if any players become Psionics, which I highly doubt, they'll have to keep track of their own stats.
You become a Psionic!
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End-of-Turn Battle:
The Everydimensional Portal hums with power! It will summon its entities this turn.
I deal 10,000 damage to the Easter Bunny!
The Spanish Inquisition randomly misses their attack!
Project Nexus summons 12 Grunts, 5 ATP Engineers, 5 ATP Soldiers, and 10 Mk. II Golems! The entire group kills 2 All-Purpose Jet Medics! The Giga Tank deals 5,000 7,500 damage to the Easter Fox Nyan Cat! The Easter Bunny deals 2,000 damage to me. Tricky the Clown deals 12,000 damage to the Easter Bunny!
Engie and Co. deal 6,000 damage to Calamity!
The All-Purpose Jet Medics can't see or heal anyone! The Void Rift uses Dilute! The TPP Hivemind deals 4,000 damage to Eggs! Nyan Cat and the Easter Fox deal 1,500 damage to the Easter Bunny!
Calamity destroys the Level 3 Sentry and deals 9,000 damage to Engie! Eggs deals 12,000 damage to the Auditor, but takes 4,000 damage. The Godmodder INSTA-KILLs Nyan Cat and lures the Easter Fox to his side with the promise of usurping the Easter Bunny!
DemonicDaVinci deals 4,000 damage to Conquest, War, and Famine! Every single mutant deals 31,000 16,500 damage to DeathMENTALITY! The Constructs and Wyvern Riders deal 5,000 damage to War! MENTALITY deals 5,000 damage to DemonicDaVinci! The Four Horsemen kill a Super Mutant!
SolarActive deals 3,000 damage to DemonicDaVinci and the Easter Bunny! It also deals 1,000 damage to Calamity, Eggs, and the Easter Fox.
THE OPERATOR lowers the GIGATANK INTEGRITY by 25%, even with Tricky stopping it!
Suddenly, the entire Battlefield grows quiet. The sky takes on a reddish hue, with dark storm clouds covering what you can see of the sky. Tendrils of dark red energy crack from the ground and swirl around in the sky. They all seem to focus on Calamity. A faint laughing sound can be heard in the distance.
The Godmodder grins with anticipation, realizing what this means.
Calamity uses CALTASTROPHE!
HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO
The Giga Tank's Improbability Cannon is destroyed! All 3 Inquisitors are killed, using up 2 respawns each! Engie takes 20,000 damage! The Void Rift takes 20,000 damage!
All entities, save for me and the PG side, cannot attack next turn!
The Everydimensional Portal crackles with energy...
THE OPERATOR: [H] HP: HA HA HA HEE HEE HEE HOO HOO HOO ROOTKIT INTEGRITY: 39%
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Garden of Eden:
Mutated DemonicDaVinci: [AG] HP: 53,500/85,000. Can create up to two mutants every turn.
Conquest: [PG] HP: 58,000/75,000. Gains 2,500 HP every turn. All AG GoE entities take 125 damage every turn.
War: [PG] HP: 50,500/75,000. Gains 2,500 HP every turn. All AG GoE entities take 125 damage every turn.
Famine: [PG] HP: 36,500/75,000. Gains 2,500 HP every turn. All AG GoE entities take 125 damage every turn.
Death: [PG] HP: 53,500/75,000. Gains 2,500 HP every turn. All AG GoE entities take 125 damage every turn.
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Detonation Core: IIIREADY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII DISABLED (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow:III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [1K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE! Aegis_A095)
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Talist: [AG] Status: Active
Amperz4nd: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
Nimbleguy: [AG] Status: Active
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [AG] Status: Active
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Idle
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Idle
Endermod2000: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
K4yne: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Idle
Xandersol: [N] Status: Idle
I make an entire mass of Starry Nights and equip the noob army with them. Then I send them all to shoot at Calamity. All of them miss, despite that Starry Night is a homing bow(did I mention that?). Then, they all hit each other and end up in shambles. After that I stare at Calamity so hard it partially melts.
"Now, for the final part of my genius project! Bring me the zombified Roland!"
The 4 Light War-Walkers, having received a little armor upgrade and now outfitted with rocket launchers, escort a hovering Roland the FIrst to the site of the organic mecha. Appropriatly, the revived Ghast is a combination of makeshift robotics, green zombified flesh and plastic prosthetics. Unusually, it's eyes are wide open, glowing in a menacing red with a fire like consistency.
The new body is a monstrous combination of 30 different Ghasts, creatively using all the body parts of 28 of the specimen to create a giant octopus inspired hull. It's skin has been effectively painted to have a more skeletal feeling to it, and wears a fedora on it's head, most likely made out of regular white wool. One of the thirty Ghasts was used to create the nerve system, with the help of a little machinery. As for the 30th one, well...
"Boomwalkers, bring our new candidate for Zombie of the Year to the centre of my creation! Link him with everything so he can pilot it more effectively! Make sure everything is connected the way it's supposed to be!"
The now rechristened "Boomwalkers" bring the zombified pilot to it's new destination, doing everything as ordered.
"Now! Now is the time! The time for Roland's second coming! I present you: The Alpha Ghast! [I do not give refunds based on complaints because of a decidedly non-badass name. You have been warned.]
The Alpha Ghast is, as already mentioned, a giant skeletal white octopus made out of Ghasts. It's specialties lie in its multiple tentacles, a wide ranged fire breathing attack and the fact that it floats.
It does not come with any more attacks for balance purposes, but it can do regular octopus things like grabbing and throwing around enemy entities. It will act on it's own after being added to the battlefield.
In case the head gets destroyed before the tentacles perish, the tentacles add themselves automatically to Roland. Should Roland be killed before the tentacles, they'll add themselves to Calamity.
Nerf to your desire Twin.
"Now my robotic minions. Bring my baby to the battlefield, and make sure he'll be effective through any means!"
Boomwalkers (x4)
HP ???/???
I decide to celebrate my triumph in [i]Mad SCIENCE![/i] by grappling the Engineer and slicing him to pieces with my Chaos' Sinker.
License Board Stats
9 License Points
Fire License, Dark License
5 hours later, the noob army is in shambles, Calamity is burnt horribly, and the entire battlefield is a scorched corpse.
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Enigmatic Geology: 16/40
I tell Gaben to KABAM the Godmodder.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
( 30 / 30 )
Kestrel Complete! I'll save it for later, though...
Two new charges appear!
( 1 / 15 )
And now, let's call in some backup from the Federation...
( 1 / 5 )
PREPARE THE HYPE LAUNCHER.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Hook 'n Bait AND Entropy Ingot = Chaos's Sinker
Helpin' fseftr.
Soon, soon you will be back, and they'll pay for your death. Mehehe. The new body is almost ready.
I decide to use the tea generator to heal a random PG unit on the battlefield with it's favourite tea.
And now we play the waiting game.
9 License Points
Fire License, Dark License
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
+3 To Nimbleguy
Xbox 360 Army 6/40
I turn the XBEANSTALKS into Swords and chop Calamity, then quickly order the swords to return.
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
{crit/boost TT's attack}
Space-Fleet at 100%...
Begin Formation...
Shard of a Banhammer at 75%...
supplies 21/22
GAHMD 3/10
FINALLY making some progress with Mechabrine...
Mechabrine 8/40
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
I set off a malware logic bomb at all PGs
Blackhole Bomb: 4/40
Vulture Droid fighter x45: 32/40
Hyena Droid Bomber x45: 32/40
Droid Tri-Fighter x45: 32/40
I'll be making my great escape now!
22/40
5/10x10
3/5 potion of invisibility x6
+1 AoP Hank
Mysterious alchemy 5/5 - The alchemy is finished! But before I get a chance to do anything, something flies out of a space time rift and hits me in the face.
iii=# of souls in Azura's Black Star
I shove Eggs into a vat of boiling water.
+3 to piono. Boooost meeee! I'll give you +X
X is whatever you give me.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
And as such, I will take my just due.
[12/40]
[12/40]
Hooray! Pandemonium is almost nigh!
... Well, not really, but it is almost at a point where it is half-way to being almost nigh!
What I may never know is the place of the maze, where I would have erased some fricken fairies from space; I neglected to ask before I killed the last dairy farmer who knew. I wish I had waited for you; I wish I could invoke some better part of me!
I know I'm supposed to be all, "The One," but I have too much fun killing everyone.
+3 to Nimbleguy
Xbox 360 Army 7/40
I untwine the XBEANSTALKS and wrap them around the Microsoft Cloud, acting as a shield.
I pilot the base far into the sky, into the clouds, hiding it. Then I start work on the GN SECRET PROJECT PLANS or GNSPP.
GNSPP 1/40
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Hey twin, how do I get added to the scoreboard?
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
24/40
6/10x10
4/5 potion of invisibility x6
+1 AoP Hank
All the potions I have OOO gunpowder
III Azura's Black Star - I burn one of the souls in Azura's Black star to make my attack crit. I take boiled Eggs and drown him in soy sauce. Leave him sealed in there for about 3 days. (Boiled eggs marinated in soy sauce IRL are good in salads)
I use a pinpoint time based spell to select the image (like system image when you restore a computer) when the AoP as at full health and restore broken chunks of the AoP
+3 to piono. Boooost meeee! I'll give you +X
X is whatever you give me.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Squirrel Girl: 9/40
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
The scoreboard isn't an achievement tracker per se. It's more of a player list. I think Twin just forgot to add you.
HELIOS One: 35/40
No mutant spawning for this turn.
I control an energy turret and fire it at Calamity.
Something something: 1/???
+X to any and all players who +1 me. +1 to AoP Hank: 31/40 I trade with Talist.
5/6 for potion buff
I shelve my reservoir, I will now only funnel one charge at a time into it, opening up my other large charge.
As it is, I start another 40 post charge. 1/40
9/15 x10
I take a bite out of Eggs, but its a bit tough, so I mince it with Broken Uranium's Umbridge and enjoy my scrambled eggs.
I share with everyone else. Hit two one the chain attack! Each additional attack on Eggs that chains off of this deals more damage!
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
(Not on Eggs. And if it has to be on Eggs, then on, like, Future Past Eggs or something.)
Return of Rage Cannon: 2/40
I decide to start a Shhhh... Nobody's supposed to know... oh shut up I'll do as I'll like. I decide to become a Wizard. What the heck. But not an ordinary wizard, no. A MENTAL WIZARD!!!!! Actually, that's more like a psionic, and I don't think you can just randomly become a psionic. BUT WHO CARES IM A PSIONIC NOW YAYAYAYAYAYAY
Alright, now time to make different levels for psionics that are TOTALLY NOT COPYING THE WIZARD STRUCTURES. Eh, I'll try to
completely copy OpelSpeedstermake this as original as possible. I think I won't base it off the Godmodder ranks or Wizard spell-cast totals. Yep. I'm making a whole new system.Psychic Energy
Psychic Energy is what Psionics use to power their attacks and defenses. Each ability costs a different amount of energy, and 20 energy regenerates every turn. Abilities can have other consequences apart from energy. If energy falls to or below zero, the player is unable to use any abilities for two turns.
Rank I: Initiate
Energy Cap: 75
Level-Up Requirements: 300 Energy Spent, 3 entities killed with Abilities.
Abilities:
Mental Block - Protects against Psychic abilities of a certain strength, depending on the energy put into the Block. Can be used on any entitiy. There can only be one Mental Block up per Psionic, and they last 2 turns. Can cost any amount of Psychic energy, and blocks attacks according to this scale:
10 - Protects from basic psychic attacks from entities.
20 - Protects from psychic attacks from most players.
30 - Protects from psychic attacks from Initiates and charge psychic attacks up to 10 posts.
50 - Protects from psychic attacks from Initiates and charge psychic attacks up to 20 posts.
75 - Protects from psychic attacks from Psychics and charge psychic attacks up to 30 posts. This lowers the post limit to 2 for the user.
100 - Protects from all psychic charge attacks and psychic attacks from anyone. This incapacitates the user for 1 turn.
Psybeam - Basic 2000 damage Psychic attack. Costs 10 energy.
Psysplosion - 1500 Psychic attack with 1000 AOE damage to nearby entities. Costs 25 energy.
Mental Invasion - 35% chance for the Psionic to command the targeted entity for one turn. The entity must have 40,000 HP or lower. Costs 40 energy regardless of success.
The rank below is currently unavailable, as it has not been unlocked.
My stats
Energy: 75/75
Energy Spent: 0/300
Entities Killed with Abilities: 0/3
I'll keep track of this, and if any players become Psionics, which I highly doubt, they'll have to keep track of their own stats.
Oh no
You are added into the Scoreboard.
Eggs isn't actual eggs, he's a member of the Felt! (They are from Homestuck.)
I won't insta-kill Wilson.
The Godmodder sics one Bomb-Omb on the entire group, exploding them!
Well, you can upgrade its duration now that I realize it. You can't use redstone, though.
The PROBABILITY INTEGRITY is lowered!
You deal 7,500 damage to Eggs!
You deal 5,000 damage to the TPP Hivemind!
You deal 4,000 damage to Calamity!
Its STAT page may have said that, but I say it has 150,000 HP, not 150. You still deal 1,000 damage though, for teh lulz.
The TPP Hivemind gains 533 HP.
...
Nyan Cat appears! It will have 19,000 HP instead of 1,000.
You got THE FATAL FLAW! A sword crackling with pure chaotic energy, ready to annihilate anything it touches. Handle with caution unless you want your hand, spleen, or appendix removed.
The ZAX Mainframe is already destroyed!
They did.
You deal 7,500 damage to DemonicDaVinci!
Thanks.
Your entities will do as you say.
You blind and deal 4,000 damage to Inquisitor 1!
You add a piece of TIBERIUM to the Alchemiter.
Tacks AND Tiberium = Tiberium Tacks (Level 4: 1/5)
You deal 7,500 damage to Calamity!
The Fatal Flaw > Fine = The Big Bang Broadsword (Level 6: 1/7)
It looks like you can't make the alchemy right now.
Your entity will do as you say.
Famine gains 5,000 HP!
You deal 4,000 damage to DemonicDaVinci!
You summon a Sliggoo!
You got CHAOS'S SINKER! One of the most dangerous half-sword half-fishing rods to ever exist. It also cooks fish when you catch them!
You fail to hit a Fruit Cart!
You deal a critted 8,000 damage!
Welcome back!
The Easter Fox (whatever that is) appears!
Calamity doesn't have a weak spot! You still deal 7,500 damage though.
You put SEEDS, WHEAT, PUMPKIN SEEDS, PUMPKIN, MELON SEEDS, MELON SLICES, COCOA BEANS, JUNGLE WOOD, SUGAR CANE, and CACTUS into the Alchemiter's Supplies.
You deal 7,500 damage to Eggs!
You use your Potion of Manpower on yourself! You cannot use it on other entities, though, since it is not a Splash Potion.
Calamity is burned!
When Gaben is summoned this turn, he will attempt to KABAM the Godmodder.
Calamity gains 2,000 HP!
You deal 3,000 damage to Calamity!
Calamity is dealt an additional 3,000 damage.
Your entities will do as you say.
You deal a mini-critted 4,500 damage to Eggs!
Potion of Toughness OOO Gunpowder = Splash Potion of Toughness (1/2)
Potion of Firepower OOO Gunpowder = Splash Potion of Firepower (1/2)
You deal a critted 8,000 damage to Eggs!
The Altar of Power gains 2,000 HP.
You deal 3,000 damage to Calamity!
Don't be concerned about it.
You fail to bite into Eggs! He notices you gnawing on his arm and POOTIS POWS you into a tree!
You become a Psionic!
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End-of-Turn Battle:
The Everydimensional Portal hums with power! It will summon its entities this turn.
I deal 10,000 damage to the Easter Bunny!
The Spanish Inquisition randomly misses their attack!
Project Nexus summons 12 Grunts, 5 ATP Engineers, 5 ATP Soldiers, and 10 Mk. II Golems! The entire group kills 2 All-Purpose Jet Medics! The Giga Tank deals
5,0007,500 damage tothe Easter FoxNyan Cat! The Easter Bunny deals 2,000 damage to me. Tricky the Clown deals 12,000 damage to the Easter Bunny!Engie and Co. deal 6,000 damage to Calamity!
The All-Purpose Jet Medics can't see or heal anyone! The Void Rift uses Dilute! The TPP Hivemind deals 4,000 damage to Eggs! Nyan Cat and the Easter Fox deal 1,500 damage to the Easter Bunny!
Calamity destroys the Level 3 Sentry and deals 9,000 damage to Engie! Eggs deals 12,000 damage to the Auditor, but takes 4,000 damage. The Godmodder INSTA-KILLs Nyan Cat and lures the Easter Fox to his side with the promise of usurping the Easter Bunny!
DemonicDaVinci deals 4,000 damage to Conquest, War, and Famine! Every single mutant deals
31,00016,500 damage toDeathMENTALITY! The Constructs and Wyvern Riders deal 5,000 damage to War! MENTALITY deals 5,000 damage to DemonicDaVinci! The Four Horsemen kill a Super Mutant!SolarActive deals 3,000 damage to DemonicDaVinci and the Easter Bunny! It also deals 1,000 damage to Calamity, Eggs, and the Easter Fox.
THE OPERATOR lowers the GIGATANK INTEGRITY by 25%, even with Tricky stopping it!
Suddenly, the entire Battlefield grows quiet. The sky takes on a reddish hue, with dark storm clouds covering what you can see of the sky. Tendrils of dark red energy crack from the ground and swirl around in the sky. They all seem to focus on Calamity. A faint laughing sound can be heard in the distance.
The Godmodder grins with anticipation, realizing what this means.
Calamity uses CALTASTROPHE!
HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO
The Giga Tank's Improbability Cannon is destroyed! All 3 Inquisitors are killed, using up 2 respawns each! Engie takes 20,000 damage! The Void Rift takes 20,000 damage!
All entities, save for me and the PG side, cannot attack next turn!
The Everydimensional Portal crackles with energy...
Gaben added!
Bubsy added!
Hussiebot added!
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The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal: 2/5 HP.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes to Close: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Gaben, Bubsy, Hussiebot.
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 30,800/100,000. Zero Gauntlet: ZZZZZZZZZZ
Fruit Carts: [???] HP: 1/1. (x17.)
The Spanish Inquisition: [???] Inquisitor 1: 5,000/5,000. Respawns: IIII Blind: II Inquisitor 2: 5,000/5,000. Respawns: IIII Inquisitor 3: 5,000/5,000. Respawns: IIII
Project Nexus: [H] HP: 100,000/100,000. The Auditor: 114,000/250,000. Troops: Grunts: 500/500. (x20.) 1337 Agents: 1,000/1,000. (x15.) ATP Engineers: 2,500/2,500. (x15.) ATP Soldiers: 5,000/5,000. (x15.) Mk. I G0L3Ms: 5,000/5,000. (x10.) Mk. I G0L3Ms: 10,000/10,000. (x10.)
Giga Tank: [H] HP: 45,500/50,000. Heavy Plating: 0/15,000. Housing cannons, missile racks, and miniguns. Giga Plating: 0/20,000. Housing railguns, flamethrowers, and drone bays. Mega Plating: 0/25,000. Housing energy core and shield generator. Improbability Cannon: 0/50,000. GIGATANK INTEGRITY: 55%
The Easter Bunny: [H] HP: 110,500/150,000. Lil' Easter Bunny: 5,000/5,000. Bane of TwinBuilder: IIIIIII
Tricky the Clown: [H] HP: ??? Weakness: Unknown. TRICKYCLOWN INTEGRITY: 75% PROBABILITY INTEGRITY: 77.5%.
Insanity: [N] HP: 248,400/250,000. Charge: 10/25. Bound.
Thresh: [N] HP: 55,500/80,000. Guarding Insanity. Lantern: READY.
Fegelein: [N] HP: 63,400/74,000. Guarding Insanity. Antics: 7/10.
Engie: [N] HP: 19,500/100,000. Guarding Insanity. Dispenser: Not built. Sentry: Not built.
Purple: [N] HP: 93,900/150,000. Guarding Insanity. Bound.
Bubsy: [N] HP: 30,000/30,000.
Altar of Power: [AG] HP: 35,500/40,000.
All-Purpose Jet Medics: [AG] HP: 15,000/15,000. (x3.) Blindness: II Contamination: IIII
Warpfall Transmitter: [AG] HP: 1/1. Countdown: III
Void Rift: [AG] HP: 67,000/90,000. Size: 60. Energy: 20.
Gaben: [AG] HP: 33,333/33,333.
Calamity: [PG BOSS] HP: 80,650/206,500. Caltastrophe: IIIII Poison: III Burn: II
Eggs: [PG] HP: 83,500/120,000. Eggsplosion: III
Easter Fox: [PG] HP: 94,000/95,000.
TPP Hivemind: [PG] HP: 54,446/74,413. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ: III Contamination: IIII Sliggoo: 5,000/5,000 HP.
Hussiebot: [PG] HP: 60,000/60,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 47/125.
THE OPERATOR: [H] HP: HA HA HA HEE HEE HEE HOO HOO HOO
ROOTKIT INTEGRITY: 39%
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Garden of Eden:
Mutated DemonicDaVinci: [AG] HP: 53,500/85,000. Can create up to two mutants every turn.
Cazador: [AG] HP: 8,000/8,000.
Fire Gecko: [AG] HP: 10,500/10,500.
Alpha Deathclaw: [AG] HP: 15,000/15,000.
Nightkin: [AG] HP: 17,500/17,500.
Deathclaw: [AG] HP: 8,725/10,000. (x4.)
Centaurs: [AG] HP: 6,000/6,000. (x5.)
Super Mutant: [AG] HP: 15,000/15,000. (x3.)
Constructs: [AG] HP: 7,125/9,000. (x18.)
Wyvern Rider: [AG] HP: 1,625/3,000. (x10.)
MENTALITY: [PG] HP: 6,500/55,000. Ultimate Rage: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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Conquest: [PG] HP: 58,000/75,000. Gains 2,500 HP every turn. All AG GoE entities take 125 damage every turn.
War: [PG] HP: 50,500/75,000. Gains 2,500 HP every turn. All AG GoE entities take 125 damage every turn.
Famine: [PG] HP: 36,500/75,000. Gains 2,500 HP every turn. All AG GoE entities take 125 damage every turn.
Death: [PG] HP: 53,500/75,000. Gains 2,500 HP every turn. All AG GoE entities take 125 damage every turn.
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5l1n65h07's Computer:
SolarActive: [N] HP: 30,000/30,000. Firewalls: 15,000/15,000. (x2.) Version: 1.0.0
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Orbital Space Station:
Tripod: [AG BOSS] HP: 39,000/75,000. Thick Plating: 0/125,000. Inner Plating: 15,000/15,000. Mega Laser: III Plasma Blaster: III DEMOBOSS INTEGRITY: 13%
Pocket Dimension: [AG] HP: 57,000/60,000. Entities Stored: Kage Kami: [AG] HP: 42,900/100,000. KAGEKAMI INTEGRITY: 23%
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Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [P]
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The Forge:
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII DISABLED (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow:III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [1K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE! Aegis_A095)
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Talist: [AG] Status: Active
Amperz4nd: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
Nimbleguy: [AG] Status: Active
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [AG] Status: Active
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Idle
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Idle
Endermod2000: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
K4yne: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Idle
Xandersol: [N] Status: Idle
Twin, you've have been increasing Impending Doom's damage, but I don't think it has actually been being dealt...
I red barrel DemonicDaVinci
I charge yet another medium heal for famine. 1/3
I help k4yne.
I make an entire mass of Starry Nights and equip the noob army with them. Then I send them all to shoot at Calamity. All of them miss, despite that Starry Night is a homing bow(did I mention that?). Then, they all hit each other and end up in shambles. After that I stare at Calamity so hard it partially melts.
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"Now, for the final part of my genius project! Bring me the zombified Roland!"
The 4 Light War-Walkers, having received a little armor upgrade and now outfitted with rocket launchers, escort a hovering Roland the FIrst to the site of the organic mecha. Appropriatly, the revived Ghast is a combination of makeshift robotics, green zombified flesh and plastic prosthetics. Unusually, it's eyes are wide open, glowing in a menacing red with a fire like consistency.
The new body is a monstrous combination of 30 different Ghasts, creatively using all the body parts of 28 of the specimen to create a giant octopus inspired hull. It's skin has been effectively painted to have a more skeletal feeling to it, and wears a fedora on it's head, most likely made out of regular white wool. One of the thirty Ghasts was used to create the nerve system, with the help of a little machinery. As for the 30th one, well...
"Boomwalkers, bring our new candidate for Zombie of the Year to the centre of my creation! Link him with everything so he can pilot it more effectively! Make sure everything is connected the way it's supposed to be!"
The now rechristened "Boomwalkers" bring the zombified pilot to it's new destination, doing everything as ordered.
"Now! Now is the time! The time for Roland's second coming! I present you: The Alpha Ghast! [I do not give refunds based on complaints because of a decidedly non-badass name. You have been warned.]
[i]Alpha Ghast[/i]
Head HP: ???/???
Tentacles (x8) HP: ???/???
Roland, 2nd Coming (Core) HP: 24,000/24,000
It does not come with any more attacks for balance purposes, but it can do regular octopus things like grabbing and throwing around enemy entities. It will act on it's own after being added to the battlefield.
In case the head gets destroyed before the tentacles perish, the tentacles add themselves automatically to Roland. Should Roland be killed before the tentacles, they'll add themselves to Calamity.
Nerf to your desire Twin.
"Now my robotic minions. Bring my baby to the battlefield, and make sure he'll be effective through any means!"
Boomwalkers (x4)
HP ???/???
I decide to celebrate my triumph in [i]Mad SCIENCE![/i] by grappling the Engineer and slicing him to pieces with my Chaos' Sinker.
9 License Points
Fire License, Dark License
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.