ERROR. SIGNAL DOES NOT ORIGINATE FROM THIS UNIVERSE. INITATING MULTIVERSAL SCANNING PROCEDURES...
BROADCAST SITE FOUND. DESIGNATE: ALTERNIA. FURTHER SCANNINGS INDICATE SIGNAL COMES FROM ALTERNIA_MOON_FELT.
BROADCAST TERMINAL DOES NOT APPEAR TO BE A COMPUTER MODEL COMPATIBLE WITH SENDING SUCH SIGNALS. SIGNALS ARE BEING SENT REGARDLESS.
FURTHER EXAMINATION SHOWS TERMINAL IS A GREEN TYPEWRITER.
PROCEED WITH TRANSMISSION? Y / N
> TwinBuilder: Proceed.
TwinBuilder: Proceed.
You find a very strange transmission while examining your Update Terminal. Such transmissions do not occur often, so that's Strike 1. Strike 2 comes from the fact that the signal appeared in Alternia. And Strike 3 comes from the fact that it is currently April 13th.
You decide to examine regardless andOHWHATTHISISOUTRAGEOUS
So, can I use my typewriter to hook up with the Update Terminal or not, Richard? Ah... Here we go. This looks to be about right. Richard? Do come over here. I think you will want to see this. Hello there, players of this "game". I know that you know that I know you, so I will make my introduction short and sweet. I am Doc Scratch, First Guardian of Alternia, Mr. Vanilla Milkshake, The Cue Ball of the Felt, the Excellent Host, what-have-you. It does not matter what you call me. It matters that I am here, and I have an important message.
This message is directed to all of you who care about the Narrative and its unyielding grip on paradox space as of this moment. I am going to explain something that is very important and hopefully, will let you understand the events that have transpired over the past few months a little better.
I will attempt to give an abridged retelling of the events that led us here to this very point in unsynchronous time. These events will stretch into the distant past and the distant future. Nevertheless, I will try to be brief. However, let it never be said that I do not enjoy doing this, for my own amusement, for the sharing of knowledge, and to annoy select others.
And as a preface directed at our Half Guardian, TwinBuilder: Do not even think of interrupting me at this point. I do enjoy doing these things, and if you interfere, I am afraid I will take it quite personally. And that usually involves strife. And let it never be said that I am not a good strifer. As you see, you are very underdeveloped with the mindset and powers of a god, due to your... "powers" activating fairly recently. With that, keep in mind I could utterly curbstomp you if I wish. And I will. But only under select circumstances.
But I digress. I fear I'm rambling at this point. And I did promise I would be brief, hmm? An excellent host (for that is what I am) never lies, after all. And I do not want to be the one to keep you waiting. So, let us begin on this day, April 13th.
On this innocent day, five years ago in your universe, the legend of John Egbert was born. In my universe, it would be sixteen, roughly. However, that does not matter, as the Heir of Breath and his companions no longer have any say in this story. They are out of the picture, and are entirely inconsequential. As such, the fact that this date is used as such will be a reference point.
The first bullet point on our adventure into the many levels of Narrative begins on September 1st, 2013. This date marks the end of the First Godmodding War, or, as the then-First Guardian called it, "Destroy the Godmodder". (Looking back, I believe I told Richard this, but it seems no one else payed any attention. Well, now is the time to pay attention.) On this date, Richard's last line of defense, the Anti-Chuck Norris Turret Tank, was destroyed by the Secret of the Void. I believe its name was Jejunus? Something along those lines. This universe is not fully within my grasp. Yet.
Getting back on topic, his Turret was destroyed, and Richard, who had initiated a healing spell moments prior to the summon of the Tank, was completely vulnerable and in an unconscious state. As such, Crusher48, a "player" of this "game", used Chuck Norris's powers to kick the Godmodder, as he put it, "so hard that he flies at 100 times light speed towards the edge of the universe, crashing through several planets and a star. he then crashes into the edge of the universe, and is flying so fast he escapes this universe and enters the void." [sic]
I believe Crusher48 meant that only as flavor text, just something to make his attack look flashy. However, it was all too real. You see, Crusher's kick was so powerful that it indeed blasted the Godmodder, rocketing through space with his health still ticking down from 1 to 0. Eventually, he indeed blasted through his known universe and entered the Void. This Void is the very same Void that the Void Expedition traveled to only months prior. How do I know these events, you may ask? You all are smart people. Guess.
The Godmodder rocketed through the Void, but as he did so, he inched closer to a wall. The Fourth Wall, to be precise. The fundamentals of this object are simple: A Fourth Wall is a universe's barrier between itself and the rest of the Void. It can be leaned on, so its power can be used to reference events or characters from other universes. However, if one physically interferes with a Fourth Wall, its glass will crack, creating a hole that can be traveled through. The Wall's power will slowly leak, but new power will fill it. This power comes from other universes, and is dangerous.
You see, a small break; a fracture, will allow the breaker to travel through another Fourth Wall, provided their break had enough momentum to break that wall, or that wall was already partially broken. This allows fast travel to other universes. However, beings from that universe can travel through that break and out the other Wall; creating danger. If the break is big enough, this danger will amplify thousandfold. If such an event occurs that completely shatters the Fourth Wall, it will be completely open to travel from over universes. Repairing this Wall is not an easy task, and must be done from Scratch.
The point of the matter is that the Godmodder fractured his own Fourth Wall, slowly influencing events in his universe so other universes took hold there. However, this was also influenced by me, but we'll get to that later. His momentum was great enough that he fractured through another Wall, the one at my universe, Alternia. As that happened, a massive army of Imperial Crockercorp Ships, headed by me, was traveling in that exact direction. When the Godmodder traveled through space, I teleported him to my office on Alternia's second moon, roughly 200 years before my planet would have served its ultimate purpose.
As it turns out, I was in my office at the time, and I remember being distinctly confused as to how and why there was a cubic man in front of me. He looked up at me, then blinked red and fell over on the ground. I presume he died at this point. Tragic.
61 years later, I was contacted by an entity who claimed he did not exist in my universe. I met with the entity. For the sake of this timeline, as I do not feel like ruining two, I will not reveal anything about this entity. Not yet, anyway. What I will reveal is that he informed me of this universe and its inhabitants; namely, the stranger who had teleported into my office all those years ago. The entity knew a lot about Alternia, a surprising amount, in fact. He then told me (not ordered me, he would not have dared) to create a plan using my vast intellect that would ensure control over that universe.
And at that moment, the slipping feeling I had been feeling intensified into a scratch. I felt something in time break, and I knew at that moment the alpha timeline was not meant to be. However, I also knew the fate that lied in this timeline. I did not know everything I knew now, but I knew enough to proceed with the entity's plans. Gradually, I began to create a new ultimate purpose for Alternia. I shifted events away from the twelve trolls you know and love, and to my own close allies. Together, we started creating the Invasion. However, for this Invasion to proceed, I realized I needed the troll's session would have to succeed, something I had not counted on. An oversight.
But one that could be easily fixed. Sgrub was played, although the conditions and events were different from before, but it didn't matter. The trolls still doomed their new universe by mishandling the Genesis Frog. And, through events which I will not go over for the sake of boring you, Earth was created, even though this was a doomed timeline, and those are not meant to bear fruit. But, enough semantics. Sburb was played similarly to Sgrub, but since Ms. Peixes was now by my side and not on Earth, events were majorly different, to the point that it might be called a Scratch. Might.
What is important is that their session was glitched by the entity I spoke with. It was so fatally and fundamentally glitched, even with the cancer they had, that their Gates ended up teleporting all four of the players to different points then they were supposed to. Eventually, they ended up going to an entirely different universe.
All the while, the players of this "game" grew intent on referencing the alpha timeline's events, until Minor107 used "the biggest reference of all" to lean on the Fourth Wall at the same time the Gates glitched, causing our Heir of Breath to interfere with canon. I suppose now he is not out of the picture, but this will only be for a few sentences. These events created, in part, the stable time loop known as Zero Hour.
Meanwhile, Ms. Peixes assembled and constructed, with the help of the entity, a massive fleet of Crockercorp Ships and Drones, which are the ones patrolling the skies currently. Eventually, The_Serpent started to understand these events in due time. He knows a lot about the inner workings of paradox space. He understands. He contacted me, and I contacted Richard. And then, we informally agreed on the Invasion. Before long, it was time. With events proceeding as they should for our plan to work, and our four "heroes" none the wiser, or so we thought, we left for the Void.
After some time, when we were close enough, I saw the Godmodder floating through the Void. So, I teleported him to my office all those years ago, creating, yes, a stable time loop, and allowing events to proceed as they are. And then, we slowly arrived. If you players were more intelligent as The_Serpent, you would have known our approach. But, we were intent on letting you be as clueless as possible. Our entity helped with that.
He was the one who short-circuited the poor Game Master's computer, leaving him without a reliable way to talk to all of you, and without a way to warn you of the danger that lurked in the Void. When he restored connection, it was too late. The_Serpent had already installed a malicious file that killed him and manifested as Jack Noir. He then completely shattered the Fourth Wall, allowing us passage to your universe completely and utterly. Our fleet traveled through the Wall, but we were inexplicably strewn through time.
A couple of our fleets ended up in space near your planet, in an asteroid belt. They collided with an asteroid, who slowly tumbled down to Earth. Yes, this was the asteroid used to set up the events of Zero Hour, in yet another stable time loop. You are welcome, by the way.
Some more of our fleets ended up in distant space far away, where there was a mass of TIE-Fighters. We used our technology to help them set up their TIE-Hivemind, which we knew would further the timeline's events by disabling all TIE-Fighters. You're welcome, again.
Almost all of our fleets ended up on the actual server, were we started the Invasion proper. And now, we're here, in a position where The Felt is nearly killed, and yet we still hold a vast quantity of power, and will hold an even vaster amount by tomorrow. And that is how we arrived.
So, now you know. You may use this knowledge as you wish. And with that, I must bid you adieu. Good luck when trying to fight over the coming weeks. You will need it. Now, TwinBuilder, you may talk.
--TRANSMISSION END--
...That no good, scum-sucking, narcissistic, arrogant wad of self-centered manipulative cotton. I'm going to split his head wide open... Eheheh, yes. I love the sound of that word. Split.
Split... He's... he's too strong. He's too angry... Looks like I'm going to have to post tomorrow... I hope Scratch's lengthy story exposition wasn't too annoying. In the meantime, check out Paradox Space if you're into Homestuck... Stay tuned.
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After listening to the Felt transmission, I laugh unpleasantly and consider my assets for the coming war... an AI core containing the hardcode of an early version of Herobrine, a stupid amount of supplies, including a quantity of Adminium Alloy, a partially-built heavy fusion lance, a massive supply of advanced blueprints from my time as an engineer, the beginnings of Mechabrine {which I sure wouldn't mind help with by-the-by}, and, most importantly, the power to summon anything that occurs to me... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
I point out that there are plenty of useful things in the end, if you can dismantle things to the atomic level...
building an advanced high-lunar-orbit heavy manufactory, then a VHLV {very heavy launch vehicle} to get my supplies there.
supplies 12/20
combining the fusion lances into one stronger, double-barreled version.
Heavy Fusion Lance 2/5
I send a message to the Felt:
"THIS PLACE IS UNDER THE PROTECTION OF MYSELF AND THESE OTHERS, AND YOU WILL FIND NO EASY CONQUEST HERE, BUT IF YOU SUCCEED, I CARRY WITH ME THE THE BLUEPRINTS FOR A MACHINE CAPABLE OF ENDING THIS WORLD IN SUPERNOVA FIRE, AND I WILL NEVER ALLOW MYSELF TO FALL QUIETLY"
My avatar is Chaplain Grimaldus. He is the Reclusarch of the Black Templars, and guides his brothers in worship of the God-Emperor, and roots out heresy with extreme prejudice. A.K.A: Righteous warrior priest, IN SPACE!
Oh man twin, I hate when that happens. Here's how to prevent it.
Before saving the edit, select all of the text, then hit copy. If the error occurs, click edit again, go into full edit (otherwise you'll lose formatting), delete all of the text and re-paste everything from before. I have to deal with the bug every time I update class combat.
+X to any players who claim it
I finish the beta battalion
32/40 x4
4/15 x7
I splash myself with the potion of rejuvenation, then splash Tricky with a potion of rejuvenation, then use the neurax worm queen as bait on my fishing hook. The hook is of course, broken uranium's umbridge.
You got the BETA BATTALION! A bayonet with a hammer at the handle. It can be used four ways: attacking with the hammers, spearing using both weapons at once, slicing with the lance, or shooting with the rifle. Its entirely up to you.
You use the Potion of Rejuvenation, and deal 11,250 damage to the Neurax Worm Queen!
I suddenly make it so a random PG is controlled by TwitchPlaysPokemon, making their attack COMPLETELY RANDOM! Edit: PAGECLAIM! This deals an additional 1,000 damage to that PG entity! Of course, that PG entity will never be the Godmodder.
The Mutant Creeper is under the influence of the Twitch Hivemind! Pageclaims have NO POWER IN THIS REALM! 1,000 damage to you.
I take the turn to unleash the Multi-Purpose Jet-Medics!
"Yes! The portal to the TF2niverse is working fine! Of course, I had to pay Gray Mann plenty for this elite team of healers. This better be worth it."
Most stare in awe as a team of seven jet-powered robo-medics take to the skies; On one hand, they are quipped with a hand with a Quick-Fix's base, which has a larger overheal (37.5%, MORE THAN 25%), but at the cost of no Ubercharge. On the other hand is a modified mini gun that is in fact an entire toolbar of metalworking appliances. They come in a pneumatic hammer, a blowtorch, a metal-extruding spray, a screwdriver, a networker, and a weapon. Said weapon is a harpoon launcher that launches far and can reload quickly due to the hand attached to the Quick-Fix on its left hand. We've also added as much armor as possible to make these things a bit resistant to damage.
Long story short: These things can heal anything.
All-Purpose Jet Medics [AG] HP: 15000/15000 (x7)
Actions Quick-Fix Heal: Heals 4000 of the target allied entity's health. Can over heal to 40% of the target's health. (e.g. If a target has 10000 health, because of overheal, it will overheal to 14000 health.) Heals organic targets only. Can be used in conjunction with other actions. Patch-Up: Heals 4000 of the target allied entity's health. Cannot overheal. Heals mechanical targets only.
Harpoon Launch: Deals 5000 damage to the targeted enemy entity. 50% chance to inflict Bleeding damage over time for 3 turns. Cannot be used when healing a mechanical target.
Passives Healing Priorities: Targets allied entities at the most critical health. (To do this, divide the target's current health by the target's max health. The lower the quotient is, the more of a priority it is to the APJMs. The AG entity with the lowest quotient gets healed by the APJMs. Targeting System: When on the offensive, this entity targets the healthiest enemy entities. (To do this, divide the target's current health by the target's max health. The higher the quotient is, the more of a priority it is to the APJMs. The PG entity with the highest quotient gets attacked by the APJMs.
While this is happening, I order the Kage Kami to move to the area the Tripod resides in. It's under a lot of fire, and I can't afford to lose it.
The All-Purpose Jet Medics appear! I meant for the Kage Kami to make its target Sick last turn, but couldnt find the color code for making them Sick. I will make that happen this turn. The Kage Kami is moved to the OSS. I will allow it for now, but I do not want this type of play to be encouraged, so if it keeps going on, I will do something about it.
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber. (V 4.13) Enter a prompt.
>Forward 1
You advance along the corridor ahead with the yellow gun. A sign to your right shows a man holding a pitcher of lemonade with lemons at his feet. When examined, it says "When what you have is not enough, find ways to turn it into more."
So this is how it ends for the Eden Core, huh? Oh well.
FEV: 18/40 HELIOS I: 3/40 Liberty Prime uses its laser to strafe all Hostile and Pro-Godmodder entities.
Also, the radiation seeps into the Giga Tank.
Actually, I believe the Paladin Guardians were supposed to protect the Eden Core, so its destruction will be reversed. Your entities will do as you say. Radiation seeps into the Giga Tank! However, since you did not specify what the radiation DOES, it looks like it destroys the Giga Plating.
About my attack charge: Me and TwinBuilder have chatted on Steam, and we concluded that my special attack will take place in Intermission 2. What my special attack will be is unknown... *cough*signature*cough*
So, I descend into the main BattleField in a retro-rocket.
I trade +3 with Piono. Pocket dimension 15/15! The first thing I've done to help the AG so far!
I think it was 150,000 hp, gives 6,000 per turn to entities inside it. But cannot attack. Any AGs can hide their entities in it if they are hurt.
Void rift 18/40
The protector's void 3/4
I'll go ahead and post some more void rift attacks now.
Void storm
Suddenly, there's chaos as a tornado of nothingness tears a chasm into the battlefield and reality itself.
Costs 50 void energy. Deals 8,000 damage to an enemy as well as 2,000 damage to up to 3 of the enemy's allies. Deals x1.5 damage to "swarm" enemies. (Enemies that have x(number in group))
Invoke the absolute dark
There is silence across the battlefield. Then, a small pitch black hole appears. It quickly grows and rages across the battlefield. It is a gate strait to the void, the place where nothing exists, has existed, or ever will exist.
Costs 100 void energy. Deals 6,000 damage to 3 enemies and gets them caught in the void. An enemy caught in the void takes 1,000 damage at the end of each turn. In addition, if any enemy helps or assists an enemy caught in the void, the helping enemy takes 1,500 damage from void contact. This effect lasts 3 turns.
The Pocket Dimension appears! However, I think we talked about nerfing its stats. I will change the stats to the ones we talked about.
POST III; 17/40 Bill Cipher. Development: 10/34. Part 2/3. Raspberry Pi: 4/10 I find some powder, it looks like it is storing energy from the void, but not powerful enough to do anything on its own. It would need to be upgraded. (2/2 for finding stuff) INVENTORY: Godmodder Taglock, Tubas, Void powder.
The AoP should have timed out and rotated to our side by now. 1/40 Hank
I put pure distilled badass through the loom
I snipe a non AG/H entity with Manas Secret Weapon
+3 to piono. Boooost meeee! Ill give you +X
Agree to the terms of assistance in order to collect X. I hope you realize this isnt just for AG
Article 1A: +X to person(s) who [assists] me between this and my next post, where X is the number of charges they provide. This offer is valid once per post.
Article 1B: term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.
Awkward Potion OOO Magma Cream = Potion of Fire Resistance (1/2)
The Altar of Power doesn't time out to my knowledge. It hasn't been destroyed yet.
Pure Distilled Badass ~~~ Loom = Leather Jacket
You got a LEATHER JACKET! Is there anything else that really needs to be said? You really doubt it. This looks to be one of your wisest purchases. Er, alchemizations.
I use the newly created Nether Rod to catch the Ghast once and for all. I tame it as my trusty sidekick and steed, which shall be forth known as the entity:
Roland the 1st
HP: 12,000 / 12,000
Except its HP through taming and training, there are no specialties. Yet.
We return to the Netherrealm and find that the new position is not infested with these beastly insectoids yet and start with the hoarding of other Ghasts in close vicinity to create an organic combination of 30 Ghasts into a sort of organic mecha: The Ghundam! / The Ghastformer! (working title)
1/30 Ghundam aka. Ghastformer
Do you want Roland the 1st to be added onto the Battlefield as an entity?
I walk up to Fly Army 5, and point out that The operator has 0 HP. Therefore, the operator does not exist. The operator overhears this and gets angry! He appears about to zap me. But then, I tell him that I wouldn't have said those things about him if it weren't for FLy Army 5's existence! Therefore, its their fault! He agrees with me, and then the fly army receives a tandem zapping-nuking-Starry Night bombardment.
Also, how much HP do these flies have? The hive doesn't seem to be taking much damage from my attacks...it will probably take more once this last army is gone!
I thought I explained this already. That is not my HP. That is a means for me, as a self-aware being, to talk to the outside world. That day, it was a math equation. And it was not 0. It was 2. You know, I really should zap you.
Oh? It is the Fly Army's fault? Interesting. I see we can agree on something. Just this once, mind you.
Fly Army 5 killed! -40 FLYARMY INTEGRITY!
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POST III; 18/40 Bill Cipher. Development: 11/34. Part 2/3. Raspberry Pi: 4/10 I mine for ferrous and copper. (1/4) I gather Mycelium. INVENTORY: Godmodder Taglock, Tubas, Mycelium, Void powder.
Before anything happens, I red barrel a random AG in the Garden of Eden.
I also help out k4yne's charge to 2/30
Also, I thought piono moved Project Nexus?
Anyways...
40/40 x4
The Apocalypse has begun!
"And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see.
And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer."
Conquest
HP:75,000/75,000
Attacks:
Bow of the Conqueror [4,000 damage]
Apocalypse [Deals 5,000 damage|Must be activated at the same time as all other horsemen|3 update cooldown]
Abilites:
Supernatural [Resistant to integrity based attacks]
Unatural Regeneration [+2,500hp an update]
Impending Doom [All non-allied entities take 25 damage every update|This damage increases by 5 every update|Caps at 1,000]
"And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see.
And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword."
War
HP:75,000/75,000
Attacks:
Blade of War [4,000 damage]
Apocalypse [Deals 5,000 damage|Must be activated at the same time as all other horsemen|3 update cooldown]
Abilites:
Supernatural [Resistant to integrity based attacks]
Unatural Regeneration [+2,500hp an update]
Impending Doom [All non-allied entities take 25 damage every update|This damage increases by 5 every update|Caps at 1,000]
"And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand.
And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine."
Famine
HP:75,000/75,000
Attacks:
Scales of Hunger [Weaken target by 25% for 3 updates]
Apocalypse [Deals 5,000 damage|Must be activated at the same time as all other horsemen|3 update cooldown]
Abilites:
Supernatural [Resistant to integrity based attacks]
Unatural Regeneration [+2,500hp an update]
Impending Doom [All non-allied entities take 25 damage every update|This damage increases by 5 every update|Caps at 1,000]
"And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth."
Death
HP:75,000/75,000
Attacks:
Scythe of Death [2,500 damage|Withering effect]
Apocalypse [Deals 5,000 damage|Must be activated at the same time as all other horsemen|3 update cooldown]
Abilites:
Supernatural [Resistant to integrity based attacks]
Unatural Regeneration [+2,500hp an update]
Impending Doom [All non-allied entities take 25 damage every update|This damage increases by 5 every update|Caps at 1,000]
Ride for the Godmodder! Destroy the Garden of Eden!
(The source of those quotes is Revelation Chapter 6, Verses 1 through 8, from The Official King James Bible Online)
Twin! Actually, don't add them yet. I'll repost this post after the countdown finishes. I just didn't want to delete it and have to format it all again.
7,500 damage to Liberty Prime! Since the countdown looks to be finished (although something happening today isn't out of the question, I guess) these entities will be added.
The sky suddenly shatters as the Four Horsemen ride from the heavens... Conquest, War, Famine, and Death all appear! And, due to an amazingly flashy entrance, their attacks this turn will mini-crit! The Godmodders twitching and muttering intensify... He now has the Apocalpyse under his command. This... This doesn't look too good.
During my break, i dance to the tune of PSYs Gangnam Style to keep the spirits up. However, the subpar song coupled with my dreadful dance moves wrap themselves around reality, slashing their way through dimensional rifts, culminating in a lightning bolt hitting a random [AG] unit in the Garden of Eden.
Tricky doesn't like being blind...
Tricky flails about, randomly hitting any three entities this round, but failing to attack the Operator, due to being blind. And due to being blind, each one of those three attacks has a 50% chance to instead just kill a few air molecules and fail to hit any entities. Or it might hit one of the muggles random Minecraftians.
The giga tank's nuclear reactor cores go overload from the power boost of radiation!!! The giga tank now both suffers from the radiation buff and attacks twice due to the fact that it sort of runs on radiation partially.
+X to any and all players who +1 me. (thanks talist)
I combine the beta battalion with the computer 1/? This is going to be an interesting alchemy, whatever it is.
35/40 x4
7/15 x7
I splash myself with another potion of rejuvenation. You know what? I think I'm ready for Doc Scratch now. I rush forward and deep freeze Matchsticks with a massive ice slice. Also, aegis, would you mind hitting me with that cool crit potion you've got once you upgrade it?
Your Giga Tank buff fails since you never stated it ran using nuclear power! The Tank now has the Radioactive status effect.
I trade another +3 with Piono.
Void rift 22/40 half way there!
The protectors void: Done
You got THE PROTECTOR'S VOID! An uber-powerful set of Horse Armor whose power could only be matched if Emerald Armor actually existed in Minecraft. The End and Void magicks imbued in the armor help as well.
I see someone attempting to blow up the fly hive with a nuke, but he just can't seem to get it armed. The minute he gets it armed and tries to explode it, my nuke lands on it, making both explode in a shower of death! Double nukes to make up for the fact that I forgot one last post!
While the work continues, i pick up some glowstone. I add it to the alchemiter to aid my clansmen in case some sort of blindness like the current one on the overworld should ever happen again. And to build a disco ball some day.
POST III; POST COUNT AT QUOTA. 19/40 Bill Cipher. Development: 12/34. Part 2/3. Raspberry Pi: 4/10 I mine for ferrous and copper. (2/4) I extract nogalistia from google in 1988. INVENTORY: Godmodder Taglock, Tubas, Mycelium, Magic items, Nogalistia, Void powder.
I apologize for temporarily ceasing to exist, and then get back to posting.
I finish strip-mining the Nether for any and all useful minerals, then leave. the End is never going to be the same once I get there...
supplies 11/20.
Using some of the things I have been collecting, I construct a pair of 4000-gigawatt coil-guided fusion lances, then test them by blasting the Godmodder and every PG entity/player I see. deciding that they aren't good enough yet, I return to my home and spend some time improving them. Fusion Lances: 1/5
{4000 gigawatts is a LOT, your average nuclear reactor outputs maybe a few hundred megawatts}
IT IS TIME. TIME FOR WHAT? AND WHY ARE YOU TALKING IN CAPS?
TIME FOR THE APOCALYPSE. And I was talking in all caps because it looked cool.
I immediately fly to the Orbital Space Station using my special Anything Detector. Not Everything, Anything. I take out an Integrity Drainer and use it on the Tripod, sending the Integrity back to a random entity other than the Tripod. I also technobabble just to be safe.
They have to invert the vortex, because the burst core has been within the time-matter field matter stream! I must boost the singularity, because the time-matter field diagnostic seems to be in the core energy. I need to boost the charges
You cannot damage anything in the Orbital Space Station...
+X to any and all players who +1 me. I specifically +1 Amp and remove the need to go to the end by giving him access to my own personal stockpile of end materials.
Trust me, you'd run into something very nasty if you tried to go there.
(yes, in case you're wondering, it might be plot relevant later. Just trust me, staying away from the End is currently the best policy)
2/? for my new alchemy.
37/40 x4
9/15 x7
I splash myself with another potion of rejuvenation and shoot Matchsticks many many times with Danger: High Voltage.
Really? You think there's something in the End? I'll just teleport there and see. There is...
...Absolutely nothing. Huh. What gives?
Are you positive that there is not anything there? I believe you may want to take a closer look at another time.
Oh my godmodder just shut the hell up no one likes you cueball head just leave out the exit to your right k thx bai. AFGHSD, just GO already! I dont need to see you standing there with that smug smile plastered eternally onto your face! What, I hear you say! He DOESNT HAVE A FACE?! GASP! MOST SHOCKING TWIST YET
I attempt to attack the Operator by solving it's equation!
[(6+2)-(3-4)]+[-56/8]
[8-(-1)]+(-7)
[8+1]-7
9-7 2
The Operator has 2 HP...? Welp, and I was expecting it to end in 0, 8, -1 or some other infinite synonym...
fine, i used a calculator to determine 56/8... other than that I calculated it with my head
Regardless, I take a pebble that induces 2 HP of damage and hurl it at the Operator.
Matchsticks is now Poisoned. The pebble passes clean through THE OPERATOR! Remember, he can only be hurt by coding-based attacks, and that isnt even his HP anyway!
I walk up to a random PG and point at its shirt. "What's that?" I ask. The second they look down, I uppercut them with Fried Eggs and shower them with Black Hole Rounds from Mana's Secret Weapon
+3 to piono. Boooost meeee! I'll give you +X
Agree to the terms of assistance in order to collect X. I hope you realize this isn't just for AG
Article 1A: +X to person(s) who [assists] me between this and my next post, where X is the number of charges they provide. This offer is valid once per post.
Article 1B: term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.
I trade +3 this time with Aegis.
Void rift 30/40
I suppose I might as well start work on my next entity. Which one it will be depends on a few things, such as the state of my crafting after the void rift is dead.
Next entity: 1/40 (the long charges are always the best because they can be the most complex)
Now, cheep sword || entropy ingot 1/?
Cheap Sword OR Entropy Ingot = The Fatal Flaw (Lv. 5: 1/6)
I ERROR the countdown and delete its code.
I also set course to teleport all Entites to Entites.Folder if necessary.
And if all that doesn't work, then I smash the whole internet to the server and disable all connections.
SolarActive Attempts to destroy the operator's coding and it's rootkit
"If everyone dies I'll be in my domain." (5l1n65h07's computer)
The countdown is not a tangible thing! When you try to smash the whole internet and disable connections, the Godmodders millions of counterhacks stop you and shut your computer down. SolarActive is not strong enough to do so.
"My fellow craftsmen, I come to spread something we have lost in these times. Faith."
I walk up to the common area, a small man with a raspy voice, barely heard in the panic of the occasion.
"Look, friends. Look around you and embrace this world. Is it not beauty? Are its soils any less fertile? No. This land is a blessing, gifted to us by the GodModder. And yet you fight him, call out his name and disgrace him for what he has created for you. No wonder he has been in a rage. You do not choose to see this blessing as it is, but I will help you all find the way."
I pick up a few stones, carrying them with me to the top of a steep plateau. I begin to shout out to the world from the top, every sound echoing.
"Here shall be the Cathedral of the GodModder, where all of his children, weather they fight him in misguided anger or love his very presence, shall be allowed free entrance! I am only the first, but we can make this together!"
I am building a large church, mainly [PG] aligned, but open to all. High HP and high player capacity.
1/40
Welcome. I assume this means you are Pro-Godmodder?
I return from a family vacation of a day and a half to find: "IMPENDING DOOM, RUN AWAY! THE WORLD IS ENDING! FLEE!!!!" O_O
I casually point out that even if players aren't totally invincible, if the player in question is wearing full Adminium Alloy armor then that player is fairly indestructible anyway... *points to crate of Adminium Alloy ingots I picked up earlier* I copy my crate of Adminium Alloy ingots.
I begin stripping the End of anything useful. supplies 12/20
uhh, uhhh, do you guys have ANY IDEA WHAT TO DO ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING?!
I decide to fire a series of NEMP {nuclear EMP} devices at the Operator in hopes of disabling it...
{now is probably a good time to mention that I have yet to declare allegiance to one side or another}
Adminium Alloy Ingots x2 = (1/1)
THE OPERATOR isn't even the one causing this whole mess, and the nuclear devices don't have any affect on him anyway.
After listening to the Felt transmission, I laugh unpleasantly and consider my assets for the coming war... an AI core containing the hardcode of an early version of Herobrine, a stupid amount of supplies, including a quantity of Adminium Alloy, a partially-built heavy fusion lance, a massive supply of advanced blueprints from my time as an engineer, the beginnings of Mechabrine {which I sure wouldn't mind help with by-the-by}, and, most importantly, the power to summon anything that occurs to me... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
I point out that there are plenty of useful things in the end, if you can dismantle things to the atomic level...
building an advanced high-lunar-orbit heavy manufactory, then a VHLV {very heavy launch vehicle} to get my supplies there.
supplies 12/20
combining the fusion lances into one stronger, double-barreled version.
Heavy Fusion Lance 2/5
I send a message to the Felt:
"THIS PLACE IS UNDER THE PROTECTION OF MYSELF AND THESE OTHERS, AND YOU WILL FIND NO EASY CONQUEST HERE, BUT IF YOU SUCCEED, I CARRY WITH ME THE THE BLUEPRINTS FOR A MACHINE CAPABLE OF ENDING THIS WORLD IN SUPERNOVA FIRE, AND I WILL NEVER ALLOW MYSELF TO FALL QUIETLY"
This place is under the supervision of myself and thousands of other spaceships, and you will find no easy fight here, due to the supreme amount of firepower, temporal shenanigans, and what-have-you we have planned. But if you succeed, I carry with me a monster capable of ending this universe in a wave of multicolored energy, and I will never allow myself to fall quietly.
Do you see how easy it is to make a threat by copy-pasting what one has said and changing some words? It is actually enjoyable.
Liberty Prime uses its dual miniguns against Project Nexus. The mutants swarm the Giga Tank.
Well... the more you know!
Your entities will do as you say.
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End-of-Turn Battle:
Using a giant clockwork lance forged from a green star, I destroy the Altar of Power. It will reappear next turn.
Project Nexus's troops try to attack, but miss! Jebus tries to attack, but misses! The Giga Tank tries to attack, but misses! Tricky the Clown only manages to hit one entity, LORD HELIX, and he deals 8,000 damage.
LORD HELIX deals 7,500 damage to the Neurax Worm Queen! Engie and Co. deal 6,000 damage Matchsticks. The Neurax Worm Queen deals 5,000 damage to LORD HELIX! The Fly Hive tries to attack, but misses!
Charitomb tries to attack, but misses! The Army of 12-Year Olds tries to attack, but misses! The Constructs deal a mini-critted 6,000 damage to Engie! The All-Purpose Jet Medics heal Charitomb for 4,000 HP.
Matchsticks tries to attack, but fails! The Creepy Dummy, however, twitches, floats up into the sky, and emits a huge ball of light! The Blindness is stopped! However, it seems to use up a great deal of energy... The Godmodder grins maniacally at everyone... including me! Oh jeez, that's creepy... Now he's--WHOA!
You can't just jump up and try to blast someone's head off while they're updating, Richard! GODMODDER: Don't call me that. What? GODMODDER: I said. GODMODDER: Don't. GODMODDER: Call. GODMODDER: ME. GODMODDER: THAT! Uh. GODMODDER: Richard is a DEAD MAN! He was a past life... He's been replaced. GODMODDER: He's been replaced by something far more powerful than you could ever dream of! Should I... do something? I feel it is best that you let history run its course. Hmm... I don't like this... GODMODDER: He's been replaced by someone with no remorse! No emotion! GODMODDER: By someone driven by revenge. GODMODDER: By someone who is one of the most powerful people OF THE DIGIVERSE! That's not even a real-- GODMODDER: SHUT UP, I'M TALKING, YOU gorilla! GODMODDER: HE HAS BEEN REPLACED BY ME! GODMODDER: RICHARD PERSSON IS DEAD! GODMODDER: I! AM! GODMODDER: PSYCHOPATH GODMODDER! GODMODDER: Heh. GODMODDER: Heh! GODMODDER: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GODMODDER: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh gorilla. As I suspected. It appears that TT2000's harmless "prank" on the Godmodder on April Fool's Day was much more than a prank to the Godmodder himself. He took it. Quite. Personally. So personally that it looks like his rage has manifested into... This. I would look out if I were you.
Everyone looks on (me included) horrified as the Godmodder turns into PYSCHOPATH GODMODDER! His head spins around a full 360 degrees before teleporting straight to TT2000.
PYSCHOPATH GODMODDER: Heh. PYSCHOPATH GODMODDER: This one's for you, "TT". PYSCHOPATH GODMODDER: Say hello to me in Hell.
He raises his hand, and the Creepy Dummy flies to it! The Dummy glows with a malevolent purple-black light! Then, the Godmodder raises his other hand, and none other than Lil' Cal himself teleports to it!
Oh my. This... This will not do at all.
Then, with iron fists, he throws them both in the air, their powers pulsating in a dark sphere! The two of them fuse together, with the Godmodder laughing hysterically... Everyone is blinded by the light.
When everyone can see again, they see that in the spot the dummies were, a giant hundred-block tall black-skinned muscular monster with purple crystal spikes all over its back and an ebony skull for a head with malevolent purple eyes is standing tall. Its presence seems to draw all evil towards it... The Godmodder does not appear to be laughing anymore, but is nonetheless still creepy.
PYSCHOPATH GODMODDER: Now. PYSCHOPATH GODMODDER: For the ultimate show. PYSCHOPATH GODMODDER: I give you. PYSCHOPATH GODMODDER: Calamity.
Everyone else is too stunned to attack due to the recent developments.
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Detonation Core: IIIREADY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow:III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [1K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III CHARGING (Aegis_A095)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
Endermod2000: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Talist: [AG] Status: Active
Amperz4nd: [AG] Status: Active
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Xandersol: [N] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [N] Status: Active
TT2000: [N] Status: Active
And now, the Calamitous Movement is set in motion. The 4/13 event is now over. Do what you wish with the new boss, but if I were you, I would all focus on killing off the Felt instead of pursuing your own goals. This has been going on for too long.
This is gonna be BIG. Although my good Doctor, your interference in this timeline ends not too long in the future. How in the world do you know? Because we don't run into a taken Doc Scratch any time in the future, and the bugs still exist. There would be a very big conflict of interests. Doc Scratch and Lord English's interference ends chronologically at the end of the Homestuck Invasion. Well, that gives us one piece of good news. Yes, we won't be fighting the bugs and Lord English at the same time.
STORYEDIT: And here begins the Mary Tzuing. Yeah, going to need to retcon this string of idiocy.
Oh yeah Scratch? Your interference ends not too long into the future. And how would you know that? Trust me. I'm going to make it happen. When did you get so cocky?
+X to any and all players who +1 me.
3/? for B3 And I am 100% ready for Doc Scratch.
I send out a call, somewhere, far far beyond the fourth wall is a place called the Cosmere. Great powers are stirring there.
In our time of greatest need, forces will come from distant places, and bring us an army, strong enough to bring us out of imminent defeat.
The ??? is going to look like its more than 40, but it isn't, I'm just channeling two posts worth of power into a reservoir that's going to become a set of smaller charges when its ready. Its going to be pretty darn cool when I finish. If you're wonder, I'm using one of my big charges and my small charge for this, I'm just stockpiling 15 post charges right now for use on a certain someone.
2/??? x2
13/15 x7
I add an extra fire charm (one use only sadly) onto the Danger: High Voltage's bullets. I set Matchsticks on fire with the fire bullets from Danger: High Voltage. Oh the irony!
IT IS TIME. TIME FOR WHAT? AND WHY ARE YOU TALKING IN CAPS?
TIME FOR THE APOCALYPSE. And I was talking in all caps because it looked cool.
I immediately fly to the Orbital Space Station using my special Anything Detector. Not Everything, Anything. I take out an Integrity Drainer and use it on the Tripod, sending the Integrity back to a random entity other than the Tripod. I also technobabble just to be safe.
They have to invert the vortex, because the burst core has been within the time-matter field matter stream! I must boost the singularity, because the time-matter field diagnostic seems to be in the core energy. I need to boost the charges
-3 DEMOBOSS INTEGRITY! The Tripod is offically OUT OF INTEGRITY! Severely glitching out, it explodes, its HP fully depleted, with only its Inner Plating remaining. That;s some technobabble.
I think I very much told you that the OSS Cͭ̄ͨ͂̇͞͡҉̪̤͙͇-̈́ͤ̒ͣ̽̆͗̾͜͏̮̙̲A̸̬͇̒ͮ̚-̨͖̬̚N̢̥̫̰̦̻̱͖͔ͬ̈̈͆͞-̛̗͇̲͚̻̐ͫ̍̈̽͌̃̽̕N̴̪̠̭̙͇̒-̂̑ͨ̇̐ͫ̌͏̭̜̫O̷̟̺̟͖̅̽̈̿̾̂̎ͨ͋͞-͉̭͍̯̬ͨ̆ͪ̾́͘͠T̨̡̛̼̝͎̲̗͚͕̅̈͆̓͌ be attacked, by AGs, PGs, Ns, Hs, MECHs, BOSSes, ???s and the Godmodder alike. C'mon, Twin. Let's not be unfair here.
If the OSS could be attacked, why the [Censored] would I invent an OSS instead of just having the Tripod being in the battlefield in first place?
In frustration, I cast Poison on Twin and Revert on Serpent. Yes, I'm using an Omega+ spell despite being a Beta+ wizard. Because it makes as much sense as Serpent attacking the OSS.
I think I very much told you that the OSS Cͭ̄ͨ͂̇͞͡҉̪̤͙͇-̈́ͤ̒ͣ̽̆͗̾͜͏̮̙̲A̸̬͇̒ͮ̚-̨͖̬̚N̢̥̫̰̦̻̱͖͔ͬ̈̈͆͞-̛̗͇̲͚̻̐ͫ̍̈̽͌̃̽̕N̴̪̠̭̙͇̒-̂̑ͨ̇̐ͫ̌͏̭̜̫O̷̟̺̟͖̅̽̈̿̾̂̎ͨ͋͞-͉̭͍̯̬ͨ̆ͪ̾́͘͠T̨̡̛̼̝͎̲̗͚͕̅̈͆̓͌ be attacked, by AGs, PGs, Ns, Hs, MECHs, BOSSes, ???s and the Godmodder alike. C'mon, Twin. Let's not be unfair here.
If the OSS could be attacked, why the [Censored] would I invent an OSS instead of just having the Tripod being in the battlefield in first place?
In frustration, I cast Poison on Twin and Revert on Serpent. Yes, I'm using an Omega+ spell despite being a Beta+ wizard. Because it makes as much sense as Serpent attacking the OSS.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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POST III; 20/40 Bill Cipher. Development: 13/34. Part 2/3. Raspberry Pi: 5/10 I mine for ferrous and copper. (3/4) I play synthesized music in front of the godmodder, trying to do damage with it's synthesized-ness. INVENTORY: Godmodder Taglock, Tubas, Mycelium, Magic items, Nogalistia, Void powder.
Font, YUNOWORK?
probability integrity: 85% In addition to the two attacks diverted and power changed, one attack (can't be the same as the earlier two) will randomly fail (once again, can't be Tricky's) and one attack will randomly hit an additional two targets (can't be any of the earlier ones, and can't be Tricky's) (Tricky's going to get KO'd soon, I think that 2.5% probability integrity loss is fine, because he isn't going to make it to 0%)
+X to any players who +1 me.
4/5 for B3
3/??? x2
14/15 x7
I splash myself with the potion of rejuvenation again and use the void of heat to deep freeze Matchsticks, similar to the way that I did to Sawbuck a while ago.
Gentleghasts! As you might have just heard there are several things coming up! But our primary focus is here in the Nether. The bugs might be coming soon, so we stay here and observe the situation until the Ghast Supreme is done! Roland, you move to the battlefield and help the others. I will send a little backup device i call a Screamer Drone later. It's primary purpose will be buffing you and other clansmen, as well as debuffing our enemies, if only slightly. Proceed. DIS-MISSED!
1/5 Screamer Drone
Well, where was i? Yes. Back to making up names for the Ghastformer.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Don't worry K4yne, the bugs aren't there yet. They won't be for quite a while actually so don't worry.
+X to any and all players who +1 me.
I finish the B3
4/??? x 2
15/15 x7
If my previous action was not enough to deep-freeze Matchsticks, I begin prepping another ice blast. 1/4
I am thrown back by PSYCOPATH GODMODDER! I black out, but just before, I realize something!
...What was the point of attacking all the other entities? Did I ever forget my real goal? Maybe being neutral wasn't the right decision! I've obviously failed to reduce the entity numbers! Perhaps my effort would have been better spent attacking the godmodder...
*defects to AG and is blacked out*
Luckily, my noob army from earlier is still alive! They decide that there's only one thing to do: Waste the most powerful thing at their disposal! That is to say: The 100-post cannon! They start to rally around it...
I b-slap shaman and ask him if he remembers why we're all here.
I remind Amperz that there isn't anything useful in the end.
Also, looks like there not be an update today either (u promised TT). Oh well... Life sucks sometimes and needs to maintained.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
SEARCHING FOR BROADCAST SITE...
ERROR. SIGNAL DOES NOT ORIGINATE FROM THIS UNIVERSE. INITATING MULTIVERSAL SCANNING PROCEDURES...
BROADCAST SITE FOUND. DESIGNATE: ALTERNIA. FURTHER SCANNINGS INDICATE SIGNAL COMES FROM ALTERNIA_MOON_FELT.
BROADCAST TERMINAL DOES NOT APPEAR TO BE A COMPUTER MODEL COMPATIBLE WITH SENDING SUCH SIGNALS. SIGNALS ARE BEING SENT REGARDLESS.
FURTHER EXAMINATION SHOWS TERMINAL IS A GREEN TYPEWRITER.
PROCEED WITH TRANSMISSION? Y / N
> TwinBuilder: Proceed.
You find a very strange transmission while examining your Update Terminal. Such transmissions do not occur often, so that's Strike 1. Strike 2 comes from the fact that the signal appeared in Alternia. And Strike 3 comes from the fact that it is currently April 13th.
You decide to examine regardless andOHWHATTHISISOUTRAGEOUS
So, can I use my typewriter to hook up with the Update Terminal or not, Richard? Ah... Here we go. This looks to be about right. Richard? Do come over here. I think you will want to see this. Hello there, players of this "game". I know that you know that I know you, so I will make my introduction short and sweet. I am Doc Scratch, First Guardian of Alternia, Mr. Vanilla Milkshake, The Cue Ball of the Felt, the Excellent Host, what-have-you. It does not matter what you call me. It matters that I am here, and I have an important message.
This message is directed to all of you who care about the Narrative and its unyielding grip on paradox space as of this moment. I am going to explain something that is very important and hopefully, will let you understand the events that have transpired over the past few months a little better.
I will attempt to give an abridged retelling of the events that led us here to this very point in unsynchronous time. These events will stretch into the distant past and the distant future. Nevertheless, I will try to be brief. However, let it never be said that I do not enjoy doing this, for my own amusement, for the sharing of knowledge, and to annoy select others.
And as a preface directed at our Half Guardian, TwinBuilder: Do not even think of interrupting me at this point. I do enjoy doing these things, and if you interfere, I am afraid I will take it quite personally. And that usually involves strife. And let it never be said that I am not a good strifer. As you see, you are very underdeveloped with the mindset and powers of a god, due to your... "powers" activating fairly recently. With that, keep in mind I could utterly curbstomp you if I wish. And I will. But only under select circumstances.
But I digress. I fear I'm rambling at this point. And I did promise I would be brief, hmm? An excellent host (for that is what I am) never lies, after all. And I do not want to be the one to keep you waiting. So, let us begin on this day, April 13th.
On this innocent day, five years ago in your universe, the legend of John Egbert was born. In my universe, it would be sixteen, roughly. However, that does not matter, as the Heir of Breath and his companions no longer have any say in this story. They are out of the picture, and are entirely inconsequential. As such, the fact that this date is used as such will be a reference point.
The first bullet point on our adventure into the many levels of Narrative begins on September 1st, 2013. This date marks the end of the First Godmodding War, or, as the then-First Guardian called it, "Destroy the Godmodder". (Looking back, I believe I told Richard this, but it seems no one else payed any attention. Well, now is the time to pay attention.) On this date, Richard's last line of defense, the Anti-Chuck Norris Turret Tank, was destroyed by the Secret of the Void. I believe its name was Jejunus? Something along those lines. This universe is not fully within my grasp. Yet.
Getting back on topic, his Turret was destroyed, and Richard, who had initiated a healing spell moments prior to the summon of the Tank, was completely vulnerable and in an unconscious state. As such, Crusher48, a "player" of this "game", used Chuck Norris's powers to kick the Godmodder, as he put it, "so hard that he flies at 100 times light speed towards the edge of the universe, crashing through several planets and a star. he then crashes into the edge of the universe, and is flying so fast he escapes this universe and enters the void." [sic]
I believe Crusher48 meant that only as flavor text, just something to make his attack look flashy. However, it was all too real. You see, Crusher's kick was so powerful that it indeed blasted the Godmodder, rocketing through space with his health still ticking down from 1 to 0. Eventually, he indeed blasted through his known universe and entered the Void. This Void is the very same Void that the Void Expedition traveled to only months prior. How do I know these events, you may ask? You all are smart people. Guess.
The Godmodder rocketed through the Void, but as he did so, he inched closer to a wall. The Fourth Wall, to be precise. The fundamentals of this object are simple: A Fourth Wall is a universe's barrier between itself and the rest of the Void. It can be leaned on, so its power can be used to reference events or characters from other universes. However, if one physically interferes with a Fourth Wall, its glass will crack, creating a hole that can be traveled through. The Wall's power will slowly leak, but new power will fill it. This power comes from other universes, and is dangerous.
You see, a small break; a fracture, will allow the breaker to travel through another Fourth Wall, provided their break had enough momentum to break that wall, or that wall was already partially broken. This allows fast travel to other universes. However, beings from that universe can travel through that break and out the other Wall; creating danger. If the break is big enough, this danger will amplify thousandfold. If such an event occurs that completely shatters the Fourth Wall, it will be completely open to travel from over universes. Repairing this Wall is not an easy task, and must be done from Scratch.
The point of the matter is that the Godmodder fractured his own Fourth Wall, slowly influencing events in his universe so other universes took hold there. However, this was also influenced by me, but we'll get to that later. His momentum was great enough that he fractured through another Wall, the one at my universe, Alternia. As that happened, a massive army of Imperial Crockercorp Ships, headed by me, was traveling in that exact direction. When the Godmodder traveled through space, I teleported him to my office on Alternia's second moon, roughly 200 years before my planet would have served its ultimate purpose.
As it turns out, I was in my office at the time, and I remember being distinctly confused as to how and why there was a cubic man in front of me. He looked up at me, then blinked red and fell over on the ground. I presume he died at this point. Tragic.
61 years later, I was contacted by an entity who claimed he did not exist in my universe. I met with the entity. For the sake of this timeline, as I do not feel like ruining two, I will not reveal anything about this entity. Not yet, anyway. What I will reveal is that he informed me of this universe and its inhabitants; namely, the stranger who had teleported into my office all those years ago. The entity knew a lot about Alternia, a surprising amount, in fact. He then told me (not ordered me, he would not have dared) to create a plan using my vast intellect that would ensure control over that universe.
And at that moment, the slipping feeling I had been feeling intensified into a scratch. I felt something in time break, and I knew at that moment the alpha timeline was not meant to be. However, I also knew the fate that lied in this timeline. I did not know everything I knew now, but I knew enough to proceed with the entity's plans. Gradually, I began to create a new ultimate purpose for Alternia. I shifted events away from the twelve trolls you know and love, and to my own close allies. Together, we started creating the Invasion. However, for this Invasion to proceed, I realized I needed the troll's session would have to succeed, something I had not counted on. An oversight.
But one that could be easily fixed. Sgrub was played, although the conditions and events were different from before, but it didn't matter. The trolls still doomed their new universe by mishandling the Genesis Frog. And, through events which I will not go over for the sake of boring you, Earth was created, even though this was a doomed timeline, and those are not meant to bear fruit. But, enough semantics. Sburb was played similarly to Sgrub, but since Ms. Peixes was now by my side and not on Earth, events were majorly different, to the point that it might be called a Scratch. Might.
What is important is that their session was glitched by the entity I spoke with. It was so fatally and fundamentally glitched, even with the cancer they had, that their Gates ended up teleporting all four of the players to different points then they were supposed to. Eventually, they ended up going to an entirely different universe.
All the while, the players of this "game" grew intent on referencing the alpha timeline's events, until Minor107 used "the biggest reference of all" to lean on the Fourth Wall at the same time the Gates glitched, causing our Heir of Breath to interfere with canon. I suppose now he is not out of the picture, but this will only be for a few sentences. These events created, in part, the stable time loop known as Zero Hour.
Meanwhile, Ms. Peixes assembled and constructed, with the help of the entity, a massive fleet of Crockercorp Ships and Drones, which are the ones patrolling the skies currently. Eventually, The_Serpent started to understand these events in due time. He knows a lot about the inner workings of paradox space. He understands. He contacted me, and I contacted Richard. And then, we informally agreed on the Invasion. Before long, it was time. With events proceeding as they should for our plan to work, and our four "heroes" none the wiser, or so we thought, we left for the Void.
After some time, when we were close enough, I saw the Godmodder floating through the Void. So, I teleported him to my office all those years ago, creating, yes, a stable time loop, and allowing events to proceed as they are. And then, we slowly arrived. If you players were more intelligent as The_Serpent, you would have known our approach. But, we were intent on letting you be as clueless as possible. Our entity helped with that.
He was the one who short-circuited the poor Game Master's computer, leaving him without a reliable way to talk to all of you, and without a way to warn you of the danger that lurked in the Void. When he restored connection, it was too late. The_Serpent had already installed a malicious file that killed him and manifested as Jack Noir. He then completely shattered the Fourth Wall, allowing us passage to your universe completely and utterly. Our fleet traveled through the Wall, but we were inexplicably strewn through time.
A couple of our fleets ended up in space near your planet, in an asteroid belt. They collided with an asteroid, who slowly tumbled down to Earth. Yes, this was the asteroid used to set up the events of Zero Hour, in yet another stable time loop. You are welcome, by the way.
Some more of our fleets ended up in distant space far away, where there was a mass of TIE-Fighters. We used our technology to help them set up their TIE-Hivemind, which we knew would further the timeline's events by disabling all TIE-Fighters. You're welcome, again.
Almost all of our fleets ended up on the actual server, were we started the Invasion proper. And now, we're here, in a position where The Felt is nearly killed, and yet we still hold a vast quantity of power, and will hold an even vaster amount by tomorrow. And that is how we arrived.
So, now you know. You may use this knowledge as you wish. And with that, I must bid you adieu. Good luck when trying to fight over the coming weeks. You will need it. Now, TwinBuilder, you may talk.
--TRANSMISSION END--
...That no good, scum-sucking, narcissistic, arrogant wad of self-centered manipulative cotton. I'm going to split his head wide open... Eheheh, yes. I love the sound of that word. Split.
splitsplitsplitsplitsplitsplitsplitsplitsplitsplitsplitsplitsplitsplitsplitsplitsplitsplitsplitsplitsplitsplitsplitsplitsplitsplit
Heh.
> DAY 492 - 4/13/14
END OF YEAR FIVE
Split... He's... he's too strong. He's too angry... Looks like I'm going to have to post tomorrow... I hope Scratch's lengthy story exposition wasn't too annoying. In the meantime, check out Paradox Space if you're into Homestuck... Stay tuned.
*Scare Chord*
/nullpost
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I point out that there are plenty of useful things in the end, if you can dismantle things to the atomic level...
building an advanced high-lunar-orbit heavy manufactory, then a VHLV {very heavy launch vehicle} to get my supplies there.
supplies 12/20
combining the fusion lances into one stronger, double-barreled version.
Heavy Fusion Lance 2/5
I send a message to the Felt:
"THIS PLACE IS UNDER THE PROTECTION OF MYSELF AND THESE OTHERS, AND YOU WILL FIND NO EASY CONQUEST HERE, BUT IF YOU SUCCEED, I CARRY WITH ME THE THE BLUEPRINTS FOR A MACHINE CAPABLE OF ENDING THIS WORLD IN SUPERNOVA FIRE, AND I WILL NEVER ALLOW MYSELF TO FALL QUIETLY"
CHAINING GALACTIC CORE SINGULARITY INVERSION DEVICE {CGCSID} functionality 10%...
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
HELIOS One: 7/40
Nuclear Countermeasures: 5/10
Liberty Prime uses its dual miniguns against Project Nexus. The mutants swarm the Giga Tank.
Well... the more you know!
16/20
/nullpost
Before saving the edit, select all of the text, then hit copy. If the error occurs, click edit again, go into full edit (otherwise you'll lose formatting), delete all of the text and re-paste everything from before. I have to deal with the bug every time I update class combat.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
notsureifsarcastic
+2,500 HP!
You got the BETA BATTALION! A bayonet with a hammer at the handle. It can be used four ways: attacking with the hammers, spearing using both weapons at once, slicing with the lance, or shooting with the rifle. Its entirely up to you.
You use the Potion of Rejuvenation, and deal 11,250 damage to the Neurax Worm Queen!
The Mutant Creeper is under the influence of the Twitch Hivemind! Pageclaims have NO POWER IN THIS REALM! 1,000 damage to you.
The All-Purpose Jet Medics appear! I meant for the Kage Kami to make its target Sick last turn, but couldnt find the color code for making them Sick. I will make that happen this turn. The Kage Kami is moved to the OSS. I will allow it for now, but I do not want this type of play to be encouraged, so if it keeps going on, I will do something about it.
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber. (V 4.13) Enter a prompt.
>Forward 1
You advance along the corridor ahead with the yellow gun. A sign to your right shows a man holding a pitcher of lemonade with lemons at his feet. When examined, it says "When what you have is not enough, find ways to turn it into more."
>Right 1
You don't want to walk into the wall!
What will you do now?
>...
Actually, I believe the Paladin Guardians were supposed to protect the Eden Core, so its destruction will be reversed. Your entities will do as you say. Radiation seeps into the Giga Tank! However, since you did not specify what the radiation DOES, it looks like it destroys the Giga Plating.
The Pocket Dimension appears! However, I think we talked about nerfing its stats. I will change the stats to the ones we talked about.
Awkward Potion OOO Magma Cream = Potion of Fire Resistance (1/2)
The Altar of Power doesn't time out to my knowledge. It hasn't been destroyed yet.
Pure Distilled Badass ~~~ Loom = Leather Jacket
You got a LEATHER JACKET! Is there anything else that really needs to be said? You really doubt it. This looks to be one of your wisest purchases. Er, alchemizations.
7,500 damage to Purple!
Do you want Roland the 1st to be added onto the Battlefield as an entity?
I thought I explained this already. That is not my HP. That is a means for me, as a self-aware being, to talk to the outside world. That day, it was a math equation. And it was not 0. It was 2. You know, I really should zap you.
Oh? It is the Fly Army's fault? Interesting. I see we can agree on something. Just this once, mind you.
Fly Army 5 killed! -40 FLYARMY INTEGRITY!
Blob of Toxins AND Knitting Needles = Poison Darts (Level 2: 1/3)
3,500 damage to the Mutant Zombie! Your entities will do as you say.
7,500 damage to Liberty Prime! Since the countdown looks to be finished (although something happening today isn't out of the question, I guess) these entities will be added.
The sky suddenly shatters as the Four Horsemen ride from the heavens... Conquest, War, Famine, and Death all appear! And, due to an amazingly flashy entrance, their attacks this turn will mini-crit! The Godmodders twitching and muttering intensify... He now has the Apocalpyse under his command. This... This doesn't look too good.
Now you tell me.
3,000 damage to Death. fesftr easily blasts his way out of the Tuba.
You kill a Deathclaw!
Your Giga Tank buff fails since you never stated it ran using nuclear power! The Tank now has the Radioactive status effect.
Beta Battalion AND Computer = B3 (Lv. 4: 1/5)
You can only use one Potion a turn! 6,250 damage!
-600 Population!
You got THE PROTECTOR'S VOID! An uber-powerful set of Horse Armor whose power could only be matched if Emerald Armor actually existed in Minecraft. The End and Void magicks imbued in the armor help as well.
Charitomb and the Constructs will minicrit!
Paladin Guardian killed!
-800 Population!
3,000 damage!
Glowstone is added to the Alchemiter supplies.
-2 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY!
Interesting...
You cannot damage anything in the Orbital Space Station...
Really? You think there's something in the End? I'll just teleport there and see. There is...
...Absolutely nothing. Huh. What gives?
Are you positive that there is not anything there? I believe you may want to take a closer look at another time.
Oh my godmodder just shut the hell up no one likes you cueball head just leave out the exit to your right k thx bai. AFGHSD, just GO already! I dont need to see you standing there with that smug smile plastered eternally onto your face! What, I hear you say! He DOESNT HAVE A FACE?! GASP! MOST SHOCKING TWIST YET
This is getting really old.
The Protecter's Void > Fine = Bedrock Horse Armor
You got some BEDROCK HORSE ARMOR! Completely indestructible, and surprisingly light.
(23)
2,300 damage to Matchsticks!
Matchsticks is now Poisoned. The pebble passes clean through THE OPERATOR! Remember, he can only be hurt by coding-based attacks, and that isnt even his HP anyway!
You never finished the Hammerhead Knitting Needles!
Mutant Zombie killed!
Cheap Sword OR Entropy Ingot = The Fatal Flaw (Lv. 5: 1/6)
The countdown is not a tangible thing! When you try to smash the whole internet and disable connections, the Godmodders millions of counterhacks stop you and shut your computer down. SolarActive is not strong enough to do so.
THE OPERATOR is on the Battlefield, Derp!
Welcome. I assume this means you are Pro-Godmodder?
Adminium Alloy Ingots x2 = (1/1)
THE OPERATOR isn't even the one causing this whole mess, and the nuclear devices don't have any affect on him anyway.
The Felt appears to send a message to you:
This place is under the supervision of myself and thousands of other spaceships, and you will find no easy fight here, due to the supreme amount of firepower, temporal shenanigans, and what-have-you we have planned. But if you succeed, I carry with me a monster capable of ending this universe in a wave of multicolored energy, and I will never allow myself to fall quietly.
Do you see how easy it is to make a threat by copy-pasting what one has said and changing some words? It is actually enjoyable.
Your entities will do as you say.
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End-of-Turn Battle:
Using a giant clockwork lance forged from a green star, I destroy the Altar of Power. It will reappear next turn.
Project Nexus's troops try to attack, but miss! Jebus tries to attack, but misses! The Giga Tank tries to attack, but misses! Tricky the Clown only manages to hit one entity, LORD HELIX, and he deals 8,000 damage.
LORD HELIX deals 7,500 damage to the Neurax Worm Queen! Engie and Co. deal 6,000 damage Matchsticks. The Neurax Worm Queen deals 5,000 damage to LORD HELIX! The Fly Hive tries to attack, but misses!
Charitomb tries to attack, but misses! The Army of 12-Year Olds tries to attack, but misses! The Constructs deal a mini-critted 6,000 damage to Engie! The All-Purpose Jet Medics heal Charitomb for 4,000 HP.
Matchsticks tries to attack, but fails! The Creepy Dummy, however, twitches, floats up into the sky, and emits a huge ball of light! The Blindness is stopped! However, it seems to use up a great deal of energy... The Godmodder grins maniacally at everyone... including me! Oh jeez, that's creepy... Now he's--WHOA!
You can't just jump up and try to blast someone's head off while they're updating, Richard!
GODMODDER: Don't call me that.
What?
GODMODDER: I said.
GODMODDER: Don't.
GODMODDER: Call.
GODMODDER: ME.
GODMODDER: THAT!
Uh.
GODMODDER: Richard is a DEAD MAN! He was a past life... He's been replaced.
GODMODDER: He's been replaced by something far more powerful than you could ever dream of!
Should I... do something?
I feel it is best that you let history run its course.
Hmm... I don't like this...
GODMODDER: He's been replaced by someone with no remorse! No emotion!
GODMODDER: By someone driven by revenge.
GODMODDER: By someone who is one of the most powerful people OF THE DIGIVERSE!
That's not even a real--
GODMODDER: SHUT UP, I'M TALKING, YOU gorilla!
GODMODDER: HE HAS BEEN REPLACED BY ME!
GODMODDER: RICHARD PERSSON IS DEAD!
GODMODDER: I! AM!
GODMODDER: PSYCHOPATH GODMODDER!
GODMODDER: Heh.
GODMODDER: Heh!
GODMODDER: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
GODMODDER: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh gorilla.
As I suspected. It appears that TT2000's harmless "prank" on the Godmodder on April Fool's Day was much more than a prank to the Godmodder himself. He took it. Quite. Personally. So personally that it looks like his rage has manifested into... This.
I would look out if I were you.
Everyone looks on (me included) horrified as the Godmodder turns into PYSCHOPATH GODMODDER! His head spins around a full 360 degrees before teleporting straight to TT2000.
PYSCHOPATH GODMODDER: Heh.
PYSCHOPATH GODMODDER: This one's for you, "TT".
PYSCHOPATH GODMODDER: Say hello to me in Hell.
He raises his hand, and the Creepy Dummy flies to it! The Dummy glows with a malevolent purple-black light! Then, the Godmodder raises his other hand, and none other than Lil' Cal himself teleports to it!
Oh my. This... This will not do at all.
Then, with iron fists, he throws them both in the air, their powers pulsating in a dark sphere! The two of them fuse together, with the Godmodder laughing hysterically... Everyone is blinded by the light.
When everyone can see again, they see that in the spot the dummies were, a giant hundred-block tall black-skinned muscular monster with purple crystal spikes all over its back and an ebony skull for a head with malevolent purple eyes is standing tall. Its presence seems to draw all evil towards it... The Godmodder does not appear to be laughing anymore, but is nonetheless still creepy.
PYSCHOPATH GODMODDER: Now.
PYSCHOPATH GODMODDER: For the ultimate show.
PYSCHOPATH GODMODDER: I give you.
PYSCHOPATH GODMODDER: Calamity.
Everyone else is too stunned to attack due to the recent developments.
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The Battlefield:
Blindness: III
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal: 2/5 HP.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes to Close: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Gaben, Bubsy, Hussiebot.
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 55,500/100,000. Zero Gauntlet: ZZZZZZZZZZ
Fruit Carts: [???] HP: 1/1. (x37.)
Project Nexus: [H] HP: 100,000/100,000. The Auditor: 160,000/250,000. Troops: Grunts: 500/500. (x3.) 1337 Agents: 1,000/1,000. (x10.) ATP Engineers: 2,500/2,500. (x5.) ATP Soldiers: 5,000/5,000. (x5.) Mk. I G0L3Ms: 5,000/5,000. (x5.)
Jebus: [H] HP: 80,500/175,000.
Giga Tank: [H] HP: 49,000/50,000. Heavy Plating: 0/15,000. Housing cannons, missile racks, and miniguns. Giga Plating: 0/20,000. Housing railguns, flamethrowers, and drone bays. Mega Plating: 25,000/25,000. Housing energy core and shield generator. Improbability Cannon: 50,000/50,000. Radioactive: III
Tricky the Clown: [H] HP: ??? Weakness: Unknown. TRICKYCLOWN INTEGRITY: 75%. PROBABILITY INTEGRITY: 88%.
LORD HELIX: [N] HP: 906,150/1,000,000. HELIX INTEGRITY: 15%.
Insanity: [N] HP: 248,400/250,000. Charge: 9/25. Bound.
Thresh: [N] HP: 63,500/80,000. Guarding Insanity. Lantern: READY.
Fegelein: [N] HP: 65,400/74,000. Guarding Insanity. Antics: 7/10.
Engie: [N] HP: 47,500/100,000. Guarding Insanity. Dispenser: Not built. Lv. 3 Sentry HP: 20,000/20,000. Ammo: 70/100. Rockets: 2/5.
Purple: [N] HP: 136,900/150,000. Guarding Insanity. Bound.
Neurax Worm Queen: [N] HP: 48,000/200,000.
Neurax Worms: [N] HP: 5,000/10,000. (x4.)
Fly Hive: [N] 24,350 Population. Fly Army 1: 0 Population. Fly Army 2: 0 Population. Fly Army 3: 0 Population. Fly Army 4: 0 Population. Fly Army 5: 0 Population. FLYARMY INTEGRITY: 60%.
Charitomb: [AG] HP: 24,855/45,000. Infection: III
Army of 12-Year Olds: [AG] HP: 1,200/1,200. (x23.) Infection: III 12ARMY INTEGRITY: 90%.
Constructs: [AG] HP: 9,000/9,000. (x5.)
All-Purpose Jet Medics: [AG] HP: 15,000/15,000. (x7.)
Pocket Dimension: [AG] HP: 60,000/60,000. Entities Stored: None.
Calamity: [PG BOSS] HP: 206,500/206,500. Caltastrophe: IIIII
Matchsticks: [PG] HP: 81,450/110,000. Special "Ring of Fire": III Sick: II
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 49/125.
THE OPERATOR: [H] HP: And now you know what the countdown was for.
ROOTKIT INTEGRITY: 39%
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Garden of Eden:
Irradiated Eden Core: [AG] ZAX Mainframe: 5,000/12,000 HP.
Deathclaw: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x4.)
Bloatfly Swarm: [AG] HP: 400/500. (x9.)
Centaurs: [AG] HP: 5,900/6,000. (x5.)
Super Mutant: [AG] HP: 14,900/15,000. (x4.)
Constructs: [AG] HP: 8,900/9,000. (x18.)
Liberty Prime: [AG] HP: 81,400/95,000.
Wyvern Rider: [AG] HP: 2,900/3,000. (x10.)
Paladin Guardians: [AG] HP: 900/4,000. (x4.)
\OLIvi[e*R]: [PG] HP: 33,700/51,200.
opPrE55{ĪoÑ}: [PG] HP: 4,320/49,370.
Conquest: [PG] HP: 75,000/75,000. Gains 2,500 HP every turn. All AG GoE entities take 25 damage every turn.
War: [PG] HP: 75,000/75,000. Gains 2,500 HP every turn. All AG GoE entities take 25 damage every turn.
Famine: [PG] HP: 75,000/75,000. Gains 2,500 HP every turn. All AG GoE entities take 25 damage every turn.
Death: [PG] HP: 72,000/75,000. Gains 2,500 HP every turn. All AG GoE entities take 25 damage every turn.
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5l1n65h07's Computer:
SolarActive: [N] HP: 30,000/30,000. Firewalls: 15,000/15,000. (x2.) Version: 1.0.0
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Orbital Space Station:
Tripod: [AG BOSS] HP: 31,500/75,000. Thick Plating: 0/125,000. Inner Plating: 15,000/15,000. Mega Laser: III Plasma Blaster: III DEMOBOSS INTEGRITY: 3%
Kage Kami: [AG] HP: 36,400/100,000. KAGEKAMI INTEGRITY: 15%
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Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [P]
________________________________________________________________________________________
The Forge:
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [1K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III CHARGING (Aegis_A095)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
Endermod2000: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Talist: [AG] Status: Active
Amperz4nd: [AG] Status: Active
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Xandersol: [N] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [N] Status: Active
TT2000: [N] Status: Active
And now, the Calamitous Movement is set in motion. The 4/13 event is now over. Do what you wish with the new boss, but if I were you, I would all focus on killing off the Felt instead of pursuing your own goals. This has been going on for too long.
Although my good Doctor, your interference in this timeline ends not too long in the future.How in the world do you know?Because we don't run into a taken Doc Scratch any time in the future, and the bugs still exist. There would be a very big conflict of interests. Doc Scratch and Lord English's interference ends chronologically at the end of the Homestuck Invasion.Well, that gives us one piece of good news.Yes, we won't be fighting the bugs and Lord English at the same time.STORYEDIT: And here begins the Mary Tzuing. Yeah, going to need to retcon this string of idiocy.
Oh yeah Scratch?
Your interference ends not too long into the future.
And how would you know that?
Trust me. I'm going to make it happen.
When did you get so cocky?
+X to any and all players who +1 me.
3/? for B3 And I am 100% ready for Doc Scratch.
I send out a call, somewhere, far far beyond the fourth wall is a place called the Cosmere. Great powers are stirring there.
In our time of greatest need, forces will come from distant places, and bring us an army, strong enough to bring us out of imminent defeat.
The ??? is going to look like its more than 40, but it isn't, I'm just channeling two posts worth of power into a reservoir that's going to become a set of smaller charges when its ready. Its going to be pretty darn cool when I finish. If you're wonder, I'm using one of my big charges and my small charge for this, I'm just stockpiling 15 post charges right now for use on a certain someone.
13/15 x7
I add an extra fire charm (one use only sadly) onto the Danger: High Voltage's bullets. I set Matchsticks on fire with the fire bullets from Danger: High Voltage. Oh the irony!
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I'm sorry, but....
ahem....
W̮͖͈̠̯̊͡Ḩ̧̲̖̜͂͛́A̵̡͓̪͔̹̼̦͋̏͛̏̇T̫̼̻̹̭͔̝̯͆̌͒ͤ?̵̛̜̣̗̪̳̥̆̾ͪ̚!̷̦̩̲̘̮̻̀̽͛ͤͧͬͫ͞
I think I very much told you that the OSS Cͭ̄ͨ͂̇͞͡҉̪̤͙͇-̈́ͤ̒ͣ̽̆͗̾͜͏̮̙̲A̸̬͇̒ͮ̚-̨͖̬̚N̢̥̫̰̦̻̱͖͔ͬ̈̈͆͞-̛̗͇̲͚̻̐ͫ̍̈̽͌̃̽̕N̴̪̠̭̙͇̒-̂̑ͨ̇̐ͫ̌͏̭̜̫O̷̟̺̟͖̅̽̈̿̾̂̎ͨ͋͞-͉̭͍̯̬ͨ̆ͪ̾́͘͠T̨̡̛̼̝͎̲̗͚͕̅̈͆̓͌ be attacked, by AGs, PGs, Ns, Hs, MECHs, BOSSes, ???s and the Godmodder alike. C'mon, Twin. Let's not be unfair here.
If the OSS could be attacked, why the [Censored] would I invent an OSS instead of just having the Tripod being in the battlefield in first place?
In frustration, I cast Poison on Twin and Revert on Serpent. Yes, I'm using an Omega+ spell despite being a Beta+ wizard. Because it makes as much sense as Serpent attacking the OSS.
._. okthen
20/40 Bill Cipher.
Development: 13/34. Part 2/3.
Raspberry Pi: 5/10
I mine for ferrous and copper. (3/4)
I play synthesized music in front of the godmodder, trying to do damage with it's synthesized-ness.
INVENTORY:
Godmodder Taglock,
Tubas,
Mycelium,
Magic items,
Nogalistia,
Void powder.
Font, YUNOWORK?
+X to any players who +1 me.
4/5 for B3
3/??? x2
14/15 x7
I splash myself with the potion of rejuvenation again and use the void of heat to deep freeze Matchsticks, similar to the way that I did to Sawbuck a while ago.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I stab the Godmodder in the eye with a needle, making his eye scream.
Gentleghasts! As you might have just heard there are several things coming up! But our primary focus is here in the Nether. The bugs might be coming soon, so we stay here and observe the situation until the Ghast Supreme is done! Roland, you move to the battlefield and help the others. I will send a little backup device i call a Screamer Drone later. It's primary purpose will be buffing you and other clansmen, as well as debuffing our enemies, if only slightly. Proceed. DIS-MISSED!
1/5 Screamer Drone
Well, where was i? Yes. Back to making up names for the Ghastformer.
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
+X to any and all players who +1 me.
I finish the B3
4/??? x 2
15/15 x7
If my previous action was not enough to deep-freeze Matchsticks, I begin prepping another ice blast. 1/4
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Also, Akatia, welcome back!
Regretful Breach: 22/40
Enigmatic Geology: 2/40
Poison Darts: 2/3
I take the moment to heal the Kage Kami.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I am thrown back by PSYCOPATH GODMODDER! I black out, but just before, I realize something!
...What was the point of attacking all the other entities? Did I ever forget my real goal? Maybe being neutral wasn't the right decision! I've obviously failed to reduce the entity numbers! Perhaps my effort would have been better spent attacking the godmodder...
*defects to AG and is blacked out*
Luckily, my noob army from earlier is still alive! They decide that there's only one thing to do: Waste the most powerful thing at their disposal! That is to say: The 100-post cannon! They start to rally around it...
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