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Post incoming! Right now, I'm going to work on last turn's Entity Battle before I do anything else.

Be back in a few.

I am done posting last turn's EoTB, and am not going to be able to post today. I'm not too worried, though, since there seems to be a lower amount of posts than usual. Sorry I can't post today, but it's getting late where I am and done want to stay up at an unreasonable hour. I'll be back tomorrow at my usual schedule.

Quote from The_Serpent

OH NO YOU DONT
BRICK CATCH
BOOYEAH

/nullpost

That was a null, so it doesn't count. (You'll have to catch it instead of attacking next post)

(Then again, it might just go through your grasp and into your forehead n' stun you.)

Quote from pionoplayer

Yeah yeah yeah, another blathermouth.
I don't actually recall that oh-so-'impressive' Actually, no, I need bigger quotes. "Impressive" virus bomb doing anything significant.
Seriously, follow up on those threats.

+X to any players who claim it 4/40 for Hank
2/? for my new alchemy
6/40 x4
9/15 x5
I continue to use my splash potion bonus and begin slicing up the neurax worm queen like a snail for escargo.

Ooh! Ooh! I have something to threaten with... (giggles mainacly)

FYI: Escargot is slimy and disgusting. Europeans had a very...limited...range of foods to utilize...

/null

Microsoft Cloud 20/20
+2 to Piono
+1 to Aegis

The 12 Year Old army goes after the Wrinklers.

FEV: 6/40

Liberty Prime's propaganda suddenly activates:
Democracy of servers is a sovereign right of all Netizens. Exploiting Demon Portal weakness.

The Eden Core spawns a Bloatfly swarm and a Centaur. I command all my mutants to go for Project Nexus. My Eden Turrets use their built-in V.A.T.S to target as many demons as they can.

/nullpost
I've been reading the old DTG...
I found my very first post, godmodder, I was such a noob back then.
I instant-summoned a massive army of characters from around random places... Okay, to show you the sheer stupidity of the attack, I'm just going to link you to it.
I think I've gotten better, or at least I hope I have.

Quote from pionoplayer

-snip-

That's a lot of characters for a single post.

/nullpost

Quote from pionoplayer

/nullpost
I've been reading the old DTG...
I found my very first post, godmodder, I was such a noob back then.
I instant-summoned a massive army of characters from around random places... Okay, to show you the sheer stupidity of the attack, I'm just going to link you to it.
I think I've gotten better, or at least I hope I have.

holy... geez man... that was a LOT of summons...

further scavenging all useful parts from the wreckage. and I mean ALL. supplies 9/20

I summon... hmm... I summon an army of leprechauns wielding rainbow painted rapidfire railguns and armor made of gold coins, then sic them on the the Godmodder, Lord Helix, and... two other random PG entities.

MY ANCESTORS WERE IRISH YA HACKING ****ER!

Edit: I should probably mention a few more things, my previous attack will have weakened each affected entity
{not each damaged entity, each affected entity, everything that had to take action to avoid being hit by the attack, even if they avoided damage totally} to the next attack against them.
the leprechauns' railgun slugs are coated in tinted phosphorus, making them leave a rainbow trail. their railgun power cores are rigged to detonate when they are defeated, hopefully damaging whatever killed them.

My godmodder, thats a lot o' one post summons.

Oh, and piono, it was TRUMPETS! Not trombones, TRUMPETS YOU IDIOT!

/null

Hay guys, hold up here.

SUPRISE DETONATION! (Damage all around, neutral damage)

I feel so sorry for you, Twin. But believe me, you're better off where you are than in my shoes.

/nullpost

Bored. Have a cold. Will start posting again when I feel capable of thinking properly.

I stand behind the godmodder and shotgun him in the back of the head.

Artorias the Abyss Walker

13/20

Quote from poryy

I stand behind the godmodder and shotgun him in the back of the head.

/null

Someone already tried that.

Chaplain_Grimaldus, you posted a lot more than three times this turn. There is a limit regarding that, you know. Please only post 3 times each turn.

Quote from pionoplayer

Wait, you expect things to return to normal when Act 2 ends?
Really? Normal? Since when does anything qualify as normal under any meaning in this place?

+X to any players who claim it 3/40 for Hank
Come on... faster! I've gotta kill that clown!
Hold your horses Hank, these things take time!
I have decided that I am going to do something absolutely ridiculous and nonsensical with the alchemiter and just ram stuff together to see what happens.
I combine a hammer with knitting needles. 1/?
5/40 x4
8/15 x5
Screw this, that clown is too much for me!!!
I splash myself with a potion of rejuvenation and take potshots at the neurax worm queen.

Normal as in Homestuck references will be a lot less in number.

Hammer AND Knitting Needles = Needlehammers (Level 1: 1/2)

You use your Potion of Rejuvenation! You deal a mini-critted 6,000 damage to the Neurax Worm Queen!

Quote from OpelSpeedster

Post #: III

I launch an EMP Bomb at the Operator. We got to take it out soon!

MechJeb's Big Plan: 6/30.

THE OPERATOR loses 1 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY!

Quote from Chaplain_Grimaldus

HA, YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN THREATEN ME?! I, MANUS, FATHER OF THE ABYSS!? THE ONE FROM WHICH ALL HUMANITY ORIGINATED FROM! A BEING OF POWER BEYOND YOUR VERY COMPREHENSION?! YOU ARE FORTUNATE I AM EXPECTING COMPANY SOON, SO I SHALL ONLY SHOW YOU A TOKEN OF MY POWER. BE WARY OF HOW YOU PROCEED, LEST YOU BRING ABOUT MY FULL WRATH!

*The light grows very dim across the battlefield and strange noises begin to emit from seemingly beneath everyone's feet. Something wicked this way comes...*

Artorias, the Abyss Walker

9/20

Quote from pionoplayer

Yeah yeah yeah, another blathermouth.
I don't actually recall that oh-so-'impressive' Actually, no, I need bigger quotes. "Impressive" virus bomb doing anything significant.
Seriously, follow up on those threats.

+X to any players who claim it 4/40 for Hank
2/? for my new alchemy
6/40 x4
9/15 x5
I continue to use my splash potion bonus and begin slicing up the neurax worm queen like a snail for escargo.

You got the NEEDLEHAMMERS! A pair of thin and lightweight yet powerful hammers. At the top of each one is a spike you can use to spear opponents as well as smash them.

You deal 6,000 damage to the Neurax Worm Queen! Again!

Quote from Aegis-A095

Piono, you forgot to get me a copy of your potion...

12/40
12/40
1/10x5 (what happened to my Soul Gem? Did I get it as the spoils?)

4/40 for Hank We don't have the AoP.

Awkward Potion OOO Blaze Powder 1/?

I toss an enderpearl straight up, then I slam Sawbuck with Fried Eggs.

I heal Charitomb.


+3 to piono. Boooost meeee! I'll give you +X
Agree to the terms of assistance in order to collect X

Article 1A: +X to person(s) who [assists] me between this and my next post, where X is the number of charges they provide. This offer is valid once per post.

Article 1B: term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.

Indeed. You don't have the AoP.

The Soul Gem isn't the Spoil of War. The Prism is! I added info on it to the OP so you can figure out what it does.

Awkward Potion AND Blaze Powder = Potion of Strength (1/2)

You deal 6,000 damage to Sawbuck! You also get teleported into the middle of an ocean.

Quote from pionoplayer

+X to any players who claim it, 6/40 for Hank
I think my alchemy is finished
8/40 x4
11/15 x5
More boosting power! I take the Void of Heat and completely deep-freeze the neurax worm queen.

You deal an astonishing 11,250 damage to the Neurax Worm Queen!

Quote from DemonicDaVinci

The Eden Core spawns... a Super Mutant and a Deathclaw. I give them the freedom to attack who they want to. The turrets are also given freedom to choose a target. Same goes for all my mutants.

FEV: 1/40

Alright. Your entities will do whatever they want!

Quote from Chaplain_Grimaldus

(Actually, I couldn't follow up with the Virus Bomb because a little thing called life distracted me)

*As if replying to pianoplayers words, A dark purple-black mist envelops the battlefield. Through the haze, pitch black objects appear at the edge of visibility. They are very difficult to make out, but they look almost like...*

Yes. These are those who have fallen to my control. These souls in particular drew my ire so I destroyed their bodies, but I will not release their souls to death. What you see is the most twisted form of existence possible, and it is a fate you will all share lest you commit yourselves to me. Beware, for Artorias WILL come, and you must ask yourselves, will you submit yourselves to my rule, or will you taste his blade? Be warned, if you choose the blade, you will join the ranks of the souls you see before yourselves. AH! MY GUEST HAS ARRIVED! I will leave the fog and the souls as a reminder to the choice that looms before you. Choose carefully.

Artorias, the Abyss Walker
10/20

Quote from DemonicDaVinci

FEV: 3/40
piono's charges:
9/40 x4
12/15 x5
7/40 for Hank

The Eden Core spawns... a Bloatfly swarm and a Centaur. They attack the Demonhead Guardian.

I almost forgot that I finished charging my Orbital Strike (40 Charges)! I use it on the Demon Portal.

You deal 50,000 damage to the Demon Portal!

Quote from fseftr

40/40 x2
31/40 x2

I audit the auditor, it has not payed taxes!

OMGWTFBBQ

The Auditor is dealt 5,000 damage!

Quote from Talist

Pocket dimension 7/15
Void rift 3/40 (I'm so indecisive)

Let me explain the main concept of the void rift quickly. I actually had this idea WAAAAAYYYY back even before the void gate expedition and I somehow still remember it. It is like the elemental relic in that it has power bars. It has two bars, size and void energy. It builds up these by using basic attacks. Void energy can be spent to use more powerful and chaotic attacks. But here's the main thing: size can be used to split the void rift. Doing so costs the main rift size but it summons a smaller rift with its own void energy bar(no size bar for simplicity) and loses hp over time. If you feel up for the challenge Twin, tell me. Otherwise I'll do the somewhat simpler deck entity.

And after all that, let's try some crafting! I crush an ender pearl to dust and scatter it on a chaos emerald.
(Ender pearl &&& chaos emerald, I think that's how it's done. Let's see if I can get something to help the void rift out)

I'm up for the challenge.

It's called Alchemy, but that's not that important.

Ender Pearl AND Chaos Emerald = Ender Emerald (Level 1: 1/2)

Quote from Irecreeper

(Post 1 / 3 )

( 10 / 15, counting a buff DaVinci did earlier)

( 3 / 30 )
LOADING GAME. [ooooo]

I whack the Godmodder with a tuba, one of his weaknesses. I then proceed to UP.
Oh god, the Hivemind is back!
UP. DOWN. RIGHT. START. B. LEFT.
ANARCHY. LEFT. B. A. SELECT.
DEFEND HELIX!

A somewhat magical veil surrounds Lord Helix.
Hivemind Barrier: [N]
HP: 20,000
Ability: Defends Lord Helix from attacks. All integrity based attacks restore Lord Helix's integrity.

The Godmodder counters your attack with an oboe! He then uses the oboe to brutally murder the tuba until the only thing that's left of it is one chip of brass.

Heh.

The Hivemind Barrier appears!

Quote from Amperz4nd

seems to me, Twin, that the animation for sending a message to all players, anywhere in the world, using sheer willpower, would need some kinda cool animation involving those symbols you get near enchanting tables.

I find some interesting mining logs in the wreckage of the World Devastators/destroyers {I cant remember} suggesting that they had begun to abrade and refine the top layers of Bedrock before their destuction. I go looking for a refinery output container. supplies 7/20

I found what I was looking for! searching MCAlpha sourcecode 3/3.
Herobrine.exe ver.0.7 sourcecode folder found, add several of them to the Alchemiter supply chests.
Mechabrine 1/40 {think about it, how much do you think Herobrine is likely to appreciate the godmodder's doings? enemy of my enemy is my friend kinda thing.} I also think that a mech version of Herobrine is original enough not to have too many problems with unoriginality.

having noticed that all previous attacks that I am aware of have been short term things without much likelyhood of weakening the enemy's defences for next time, I summon several hundred antimatter MIRV's and spend several hours bombarding all PG entities with them.

You deal 1,000 damage to all PGs!

Quote from Chaplain_Grimaldus

Artoriass, the Abyss Walker

11/20

Quote from ninjatwist321

Regretful Breach: 10/40
Healing Targets: 10/20

I give TwinBuilder a care package. Its contents will be revealed next turn... There will be no malicious items inside, I can promise you that.

oOoOoh

I take the Care Package!

Quote from DemonicDaVinci

Irecreeper's charge: 11/15
FEV: 4/40

The Eden Core spawns.... a Deathclaw and a Super Mutant. The Deathclaw attacks the Demonhead guardian and the Super Mutant joins it.

okwhatevs

Quote from MinecrafterMenno

I start brewing.

Potion of Nuclear Fusion OOO Uranium
1/???

Something festive
6/40

+1 to Aegis
+1 to piono



The maximum amount of posts a charge can take is 40, unless it's some kind of special charge. I found this out when doing the same thing, so don't worry.

Potion of Nuclear Fusion OOO Uranium = Potion of Atom-Splitting (1/2)

Quote from Aegis-A095

Help meeeeeeee! The enderpearl mentioned earlier lands and takes me back to the field if I was teleported.

14/40
14/40
4/10x5

Awkward Potion OOO Blaze Powder 2/? (If I overshoot, count it towards an upgrade)

I whack the AoP with fried eggs.

I heal Charitomb with a health bomb.

Several metric tons of cubed aluminum cans are accidentally ejected into slip-space by an accident on a frigate in transit.

+3 to piono. Boooost meeee! I'll give you +X
Agree to the terms of assistance in order to collect X

Article 1A: +X to person(s) who [assists] me between this and my next post, where X is the number of charges they provide. This offer is valid once per post.

Article 1B: term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.

Hah. Very clever. I'm sure no one else thought of that, except for me. I'm certain of that. What I'm also certain of is that after you got teleported, I dug a hole leading into the Void where you threw the Ender Pearl. It flung into the abyss, never to return. Also, how do you like my new text? I think it fits considering what's going to be happening in the story soon.

You got the POTION OF STRENGTH! When you drink ir, your attack power increases.

Quote from Irecreeper

( Post 2 / 3 )

( 12 / 15 )
I believe they'll be here any second now...

( 4 / 30 )
LOADING GAME. [0oooo]

UP. RIGHT. LEFT. B. A.

...
If Helix falls, something bad could happen...

I place a restraining order on Fseftr, stopping all his attacks on Charitomb this turn.

None of Fseftr's attacks against Charitomb will work this turn!

Quote from 5l1n65h07

Programming: 15/15!

//Program Initated.
SolarActive V1.0.0
(C) 2014 all rights reserved.

_

SolarActive HP: 50,000/50,000 FireWalls: 20,000/20,000 (x2) version: 1.0.0

Location: outside of server, in 5l1n65h07's computer.
Abilities:
-can preform attacks on the coding, meaning it can attack entites in multiple locations at once.
-can be upgraded.
-can only be attacked in its location, meaning you have to get to that location to attack it.

i double decker rainbow a random PG.
i also diamondbarrel the operator.

Vulture Droid fighter x45: 22/40
Hyena Droid Bomber x45: 22/40
Droid Tri-Fighter x45: 22/40

Protocol 72: 7/10

SolarActive appears! It is not going to have that much HP for a 15-post charge. 5l1n65h07's Computer will be added as a location.

You deal 4,000 damage to the Mutant Zombie and THE OPERATOR loses 1 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY!

Quote from NeroSuicider

I go to locate the godmodders house and punch him in the face.

You do not know the Godmodder's address!

Quote from MinecrafterMenno

Potion of Nuclear Fusion OOO Uranium
2/???

Something Festive
9/40

+1 to Aegis
+1 to piono

I set the Smartass-O-Meter to Doc Scratch, then throw it at the Demon Portal. It overloads and explodes.

You got the POTION OF ATOM-SPLITTING! A potion so potent it can split atoms in two.

Your deal 3,000 damage to the Demon Portal!

Quote from Chaplain_Grimaldus

Wha...? How...how...could...you...defeat...me? Artorias! Come...to me! Artorias? What?! I...it's not possible! NO!

*The fog clears and the souls disappear. A voice that does not belong to Manus rings out.*

Thank you, you have freed me from his control. I must go, for there is another place that requires my aid. I shall never forget what you have done for me human.



Artorias, the Abyss Walker

12/20

11/20

Quote from PitTheAngel

I note that NeroSuicider does not know where the godmodder's house is.

"Come on, you gotta be more creative than that if you want to damage the godmodder. Do something that nobody could predict. Also, which side are you?"

13?/40
2?/40

I summon the person that everybody knows.
The person i should have summoned years ago.
The one.
The only.

BRIGHT MAN!!!!!!!!

Bright Man [AG]: 7,500/7,500

HahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

I JUST PRANKED ALL OF YOU
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DAVE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE RETURNING UNTIL PAGE 384!!!!!!

Bright Man appears!

Quote from The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man

I claim all three of Piono's +Xs.
Microsoft Cloud 19/20
+3 to Piono

Quote from MinecrafterMenno

Something Festive
12/40

Potion of Nuclear Fusion OOO Uranium
3/???

I throw [CENSORED] at a random [PG] entity.

[CENSORED[CENSORED[CENSORED]]]

Quote from fseftr

40/40 x2
32/40 x2

I red barrel the auditor

You deal 7,500 damage to the Auditor!

Quote from TT2000

I decide to abandon the idea of waiting for Twin, and let the poor innocent fly hive(or one of the armies) really HAVE IT! I tell them that they suck, their life sucks, their mother sucks, their leg sucks, their grades suck...I continue ranting about them for one hour, only for me to realize that they couldn't hear me. I stop for a moment...then I drop another nuke while facepalming.

You deal 4,000 damage to Fly Army 1!

Quote from ninjatwist321

Regret Breach: 11/40
Healing Targets: 11/40

I send a wave of five more Constructs to the main battlefield. From now on, they only come in waves of five to make up for the recent buff.

5 Constructs appear!

Quote from Amperz4nd

ah, ok, I've edited my post. keep in mind that I came here from the early days of the thread when everyone was charging three bajillion post stuff left right and center.
also, I'm not going to be charging Mechabrine myself until I'm done "getting supplies", so if anyone else wants to help, I would be much obliged.

I have found the last remaining cargo container from the World Destroyer I was searching, and am... interested to find a precious few hundred ingots of refined Adminium Alloy. {bedrock refined into a metal}
I am already making plans for their use... and blueprints for those uses.
supplies 8/20

Quote from Talist

8/15 pocket dimension
4/40 entity

Quote from fseftr

40/40 x2
33/40 x2

I turn off and turn on the auditor

Does nothing!

Quote from Flare Flames

> Take cubes, make 3x3 hollow square, take middle cube and one edge cube, replace edge cube, rinse and repeat 10 times
((It seems you're messaging the PGs. Well then, I'm probably going to be glad to be in Antichamber.))

Quote from The_Serpent

DEMON OF THE TURN TIME
This demon is different. A sort of... artificial demon, if you will. Tailor-made to combat one enemy. I made using my utter brilliance. And some of the Godmodder's technology that I stole[/s borrowed. But mainly my brilliance.

opPrE55{ĪoÑ}
49370/49370
Attacks:
Destructive Wave - 2500 Damage
Oppression Bomb - 4000 Damage, this entity cannot use Destructive Wave or Oppression Bomb next turn.
Call for Backup - Summons two Demonhead Guardians.
Passives:
Anti-Liberty - Takes 50% damage from Liberty Prime, and deals 200% damage to Liberty Prime.
Single Target - Only attacks Liberty Robot while it is alive.

I decide to MURDER THE ARCHMASTER HAHAHAHAHA DIEEEEEEE SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!

A giant pot of healing juice falls directly on the portal. It does not miss, or get intercepted. It just doesn't.

opPrE55{ĪoÑ} appears!

You deal 5,000 damage to the Woodlands Archmaster!

The Demon Portal gains 3,000 HP.

Quote from TT2000

Yeah Serpent, that avatar is really good. Who made the art?

I make the fly hive into a silent hive. Why is it silent, you ask? Because EVERYONE IS DEAD!

You deal 4,000 damage to Fly Army 1!

Quote from Irecreeper

( Post 3 / 3 )

( 13 / 15 )
Several wyverns begin to descend from the sky...

( 5 / 30 )
LOADING GAME [00ooo]

UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP
...
This isn't good.
2 random PG's begin to float upwards.
DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN
...
They smash into the ground at insane speeds!

The Mutant Zombie and Mutant Creeper take 3,000 damage!

Quote from Talist

Pocket dimension 9/15
Entity 5/40
Hmmm... I want to make some kind of weapon or armor for a wolf (another entity idea) but I'm not sure how to craft it...
I'll start with (iron horse armor ||| tungsten carbide) that should be or not and.

Iron Horse Armor OR Tungsten Carbide = Tungsten Carbide-Reinforced Horse Armor (Level 1: 1/2)

Quote from OpelSpeedster

Post #: III

I remind the Creepy Dummy how the Godmodder commited an act of treason towards it.


Also, Twin, the Orbital Space Station counts as a location. I'm not being an entity anymore, though, so don't include me. The Tripod and MechJeb, however, are entities and should be classified as such.

A note for PGs and Ns plotting to attack the station: You can't because you can't figure out where exactly in orbit the space station is. :b

Remember how I said I'm a Beta+ wizard? Well, I'm thinking how I am supposed to rank up in the skills. Obviously being an Omega+ wizard won't make me as powerful as the Godmodder, but the skills are going to be useful.

Here are all magic tiers and their powers:

Alpha: Basic health and harm spells

Beta: Advanced health & harm spells and Introduction to Status Ailment spells(tier 1)

Gamma: Intermediate status ailment spells(tier 2) and Introduction to Basic Summoning spells(tier 1)

Delta: Advanced status ailment spells(tier 3), Intermediate summoning spells(tier 2)

Omega: Advanced summoning spells(tier 3) and Brainwashing spells

Anyone has an idea of a balanced way to incrase my abilities?

MechJeb's Big Plan: 7/30.

Alright. The OSS will be added as a location.

Cool.

Quote from ninjatwist321

Regret Breach: 12/40
Healing Targets: 12/20
Aegis's Charges: +1

I pepper a random demon summoned by The_Serpent with Ellorium bolts.

You deal 7,500 damage to \OLIvi[e*R]!

Quote from Aegis-A095

15/40
15/40
7/10x5

Awkward Potion OOO Blaze Powder 3/?

I club the AoP with my copy of Danger: High Voltage.

I heal a random [AG] with a fruit.

I throw a brick in front of The_Serpent, blocking the next attack launched by him!

+3 to piono. Boooost meeee! I'll give you +X
Agree to the terms of assistance in order to collect X

Article 1A: +X to person(s) who [assist] me between this and my next post, where X is the number of charges they give. In the case that an attack is boosted, the perpetrator receives two (2) charges. This offer is valid once per post.

Article 1B: term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.

Quote from TT2000

I show the fly hive a set of cards. The set of cards contain incredibly disturbing images. They contain...flyswatters. The flies go into epileptic shock(somehow) and die!

Fly Army 1 killed!

Quote from 5l1n65h07

I rainbowbarrel a random PG and AG.


Vulture Droid fighter x45: 23/40
Hyena Droid Bomber x45: 23/40
Droid Tri-Fighter x45: 23/40

Protocol 72: 8/10

You deal 3,000 damage to Charitomb and kill 3 Wrinklers!

Quote from The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man

Microsoft Cloud 20/20
+2 to Piono
+1 to Aegis

The 12 Year Old army goes after the Wrinklers.

Your entities will do as you say.

Quote from DemonicDaVinci

FEV: 6/40

Liberty Prime's propaganda suddenly activates:
Democracy of servers is a sovereign right of all Netizens. Exploiting Demon Portal weakness.

The Eden Core spawns a Bloatfly swarm and a Centaur. I command all my mutants to go for Project Nexus. My Eden Turrets use their built-in V.A.T.S to target as many demons as they can.

Your entities will do as you say.

Quote from 1TrollLtd

Hay guys, hold up here.

SUPRISE DETONATION! (Damage all around, neutral damage)

You deal 2,000 damage to the Neurax Worm Queen, Kage Kami, and Mutant Zombie!

Quote from poryy

I stand behind the godmodder and shotgun him in the back of the head.

The Godmodder turns his head around 180 degrees and looks at your gun funny! It explodes in your hand.

Quote from Chaplain_Grimaldus

Artorias the Abyss Walker

13/20

11/20

____________________________________________________________________________________

End-of-Turn Battle:

The Woodlands Army deals 7,000 damage to The_Serpent! Tricky the Clown deals 12,000 damage to Kage Kami! He also interferes with THE OPERATOR'S next attack in some way.

LORD HELIX and his crew crit-kill a Neurax Worm! Engie and Co. deal 6,000 damage to the Mutant Zombie! The Neurax Worm Queen and its Worms deal 8,000 damage to the Hivemind Barrier! The Fly Hive deals 3,000 damage to the Altar of Power and infects the Army of 12-Year-Olds!

The Virtuous Guardians and Kage Kami deal 6,000 damage to Sawbuck! His grenades explode, dealing an additional 4,000 damage. Charitomb deals 4,000 damage to the Mutant Creeper! The Army of 12-Year-Olds kills the remaining Wrinklers. Bright Man and the Constructs deal 4,500 damage to the Mutant Zombie!

The Mutant Mobs deal 15,000 damage to Kage Kami! The Godmodder kills all Virtuous Guardians!

Project Nexus summons an ATP Soldier! The entire army deals 4,800 damage to the Demon Portal! Jebus and the Giga Tank finish it off. The Turrets deal 8,000 damage to v0RrteK[:S£]\! The Deathclaws and Bloatfly Swarms deal 5,500 damage to NETHer(BRIc)K! The Centaurs and Super Mutants deal 15,500 damage to Jebus! The Constructs and Liberty Prime deal 8,000 damage to opPrE55{ĪoÑ}! All the Demons destroy Liberty's Shields and Tesla Cannon!

THE OPERATOR tries to lowers the KAGEKAMI INTEGRITY, but Tricky distracts him into only lowering it by 15%.
____________________________________________________________________________________

The Battlefield:

Black Monolith. Infinity Seal: 2/5 HP.

Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes to Close: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Gaben, Bubsy, Hussiebot.

TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 41,000/100,000. Holding Care Package.

Gravestone: [???] HP: 5,000/5,000. (x9.)

Fruit Carts: [???] HP: 1/1. (x38.)

Wood Jesters: [H] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x91.)

Woodlands Archmaster: [H] HP: 4,500/40,000.

Tricky the Clown: [H] HP: ??? Weakness: Unknown. TRICKYCLOWN INTEGRITY: 75%. PROBABILITY INTEGRITY: 90%.

The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 12,000/50,000.

Altar of Power: [N] HP: 23,000/30,000.

LORD HELIX: [N] HP: 940,150/1,000,000. HELIX INTEGRITY: 25%. Yanmega: 3,000/8,000.

Hivemind Barrier: [N] HP: 12,000/20,000.

Insanity: [N] HP: 248,400/250,000. Charge: 9/25. Bound.

Thresh: [N] HP: 63,500/80,000. Guarding Insanity. Lantern: READY.

Fegelein: [N] HP: 65,400/74,000. Guarding Insanity. Antics: 7/10.

Engie: [N] HP: 69,000/100,000. Guarding Insanity. Dispenser: Not built. Lv. 3 Sentry HP: 20,000/20,000. Ammo: 70/100. Rockets: 2/5.

Purple: [N] HP: 143,400/150,000. Guarding Insanity. Bound.

Neurax Worm Queen: [N] HP: 117,250/200,000.

Neurax Eggs: [N] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x2.)

Neurax Worms: [N] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x3.)

Fly Hive: [N] 27,000 Population. Fly Army 1: 0 Population. Fly Army 2: 3,000 Population. Fly Army 3: 0 Population. Fly Army 4: 0 Population. Fly Army 5: 3,000 Population.

Kage Kami: [AG] HP: 71,400/100,000. KAGEKAMI INTEGRITY: 65%

Kage Kami Grenade: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x1.)

Charitomb: [AG] HP: 24,000/45,000. Soul of Healing: 8,000/8,000 HP. Soul of Revenge: 8,000/8,000 HP.

Army of 12-Year Olds: [AG] HP: 200/1,200. (x25.) Infection: III

Bright Man: [AG] HP: 7,500/7,500.

Constructs: [AG] HP: 9,000/9,000. (x5.)

Sawbuck: [PG] HP: 6,875/100,000. Freeze: III

Mutant Zombie: [PG] HP: 36,000/100,000. Infection: III Radioactivity: III

Mutant Creeper: [PG] HP: 23,000/100,000. Radioactivity: III

Creepy Dummy: [PG?] HP: 15/15. Wearing shirt that says "Godmodder's Friend".

Godmodder: [GM] HP: 49/125.

THE OPERATOR: [H] HP: Would you look at that! It seems that everyone's favorite Mr. Cueball-for-a-Head has decided to change his text into something slightly more legible. Good for him. I could read it perfectly already anyways.

I want to wipe his smug nonexistent grin right off his face.

Do you, now?

...

ROOTKIT INT̴̡EGRITY: 43%
Ó̵͝P҉̶E͏̨R̀͢A̴̡҉́͡T̸̷́͞O͘R̷͏ ̴̶̶͘I̧҉̢͟N̸͟͞T̷́͢È̛͢͠G̵Ŗ́҉̶Ì̕͏T̶́͠͠͏Y̵͘̕:̶̸̨͜͞ ̢͜͢͟0́̀̕%̸͠ ̴̵͟͠
SELF-AWARENESS: 100%
GLITCH PROBABILITY: 9,223,372,036,854,775,807%
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Garden of Eden:

Project Nexus: [H] HP: 100,000/100,000. The Auditor: 183,500/250,000. Troops: Grunts: 500/500. (x8.) 1337 Agents: 1,000/1,000. (x10.) ATP Engineers: 2,500/2,500. (x5.) ATP Soldier: 5,000/5,000.

Jebus: [H] HP: 94,500/175,000.

Giga Tank: [H] HP: 50,000/50,000. Heavy Plating: 0/15,000. Housing cannons, missile racks, and miniguns. Giga Plating: 3,500/20,000. Housing railguns, flamethrowers, and drone bays. Mega Plating: 25,000/25,000. Housing energy core and shield generator. Improbability Cannon: 50,000/50,000. Regen: III

Irradiated Eden Core: [AG] Creation Kit: 7,000/7,000 HP. Heals 5 AG entities each turn. ZAX Mainframe: 12,000/12,000 HP.

Defense Turret Liberty: [AG] HP: 30,000/30,000.

Defense Turret Independence: [AG] HP: 30,000/30,000. 5,000/5,000 Shields. Tesla Cannon: 10,000/10,000 HP.

Deathclaw: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x4.)

Bloatfly Swarm: [AG] HP: 500/500. (x22.)

Centaurs: [AG] HP: 6,000/6,000. (x4.)

Super Mutant: [AG] HP: 15,000/15,000. (x3.)

Constructs: [AG] HP: 9,000/9,000. (x18.)

Liberty Prime: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000.

NETHer(BRIc)K: [PG] HP: 20,000/37,000.

\OLIvi[e*R]: [PG] HP: 42,700/51,200.

v0RrteK[:S£]\: [PG] HP: 35,560/43,560.

opPrE55{ĪoÑ}: [PG] HP: 49,370/49,370.
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5l1n65h07's Computer:

SolarActive: [N] HP: 30,000/30,000. Firewalls: 15,000/15,000. (x2.) Version: 1.0.0
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Orbital Space Station:

Tripod: [AG BOSS] HP: 31,500/75,000. Thick Plating: 0/125,000. Inner Plating: 15,000/15,000. Mega Laser: III Plasma Blaster: III DEMOBOSS INTEGRITY: 3%
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Escape From Antichamber:

Flare Flames: [P]
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The Forge:

New rule, duly noted.

Artorias, the Abyss Walker

12/20

12/40 Bill Cipher.
Development: 5/34. Part 2/3.
Raspberry Pi: 2/10.
I collect some tubas.

+X to any players who claim it
I combine the needlehammers with the cheap sword! 1/? I hope I don't hit level 5 before I make it through the alchemiter's base stockpile...
16/40 x4
4/15 x6
I put piono next to Project Nexus and open a small portal, then smash down a potion of rejuvenation. Project Nexus, piono (me for all intents currently), and Tricky all gain the benefits of the splash potion of rejuvenation for this round.

Doc Scratch, I think that new text is terrible.
Be polite.
Why?
Because he is.
He's friggin messing with everything I do.
That's only to be expected.
He's the enemy!
No reason not to be polite.
Grr...
Anyway, Scratch, I have a question for you.
What sort of question?
Shut up, I'm not talking to you.
Fine...
Quiet. Anyway, Scratch.
Where is Lord English. I know that he's already here, but where here is he already exactly?
In simple terms in case Twin can't translate it over to you properly, where is Lord English watching us from currently?
Oh! Yes! Please tell us!
Quiet you, even you shouldn't be stupid enough to try and take on Lord English alone.
But
No.

17/40
17/40
1/10x6 (Can I have my Azura's Black Star Gem yet?)

Potion of Strength AND Adrenaline Shots 2/?

I attach my Fried Eggs to a jackhammer and jack-pan the rest of the wrinklers.

OT
Joke's on you doc cuz' the one you pitfall-d was the fake! I could have just flew punched my way back up if not go back the way I came anyway.

+3 to piono. Boooost meeee! I'll give you +X
Agree to the terms of assistance in order to collect X

+X to any players who claim it
2/? for my new alchemy
18/40 x4
6/15 x6
I take Danger: High Voltage and MORE DAKKA spam the neurax worm queen with it.