Excuse me, but i can't rest because someone just doomed the thread.
Just be lucky the Conveniently Located Items WarehouseTM Is conveniently located underground where Menno can't find it.
And i also have a restraining order on me while i try to find another Snarky Computer-Operated Update Terminal (SCOUT), meaning if Menno tries to interrupt, he's going to be in jail for a good three turns (Meaning he can't do anything for those three turns)
Honestly I should have expected this. It looks like removing the limit doesn't make much of a difference. Please try to keep it lower than 50 from now on.
+X to any players who claim it
1/? for my new staff. golden snowball gun, swift snowball gun OR northern lights
15/40 for my summons
3/5 for my next mini attack
I freeze crowbar up to his arm, then beat him over the head with his own crowbar
I teleport the creepy dummy into the pool room, then tell him to not attack crowbar since the creepy dummy seems to be doing the opposite of everything I tell it to do.
Golden Snowball Gun OR The Northern Light = The Winter Advisory (Level 3: 1/4)
You cannot find Crowbar's crowbar! It must be somewhere in hammerspace.
Fine, I'll let you two fight it out...but... I want to see split do an update.
I bonk build on the head with a ping pong paddle.
This attack is unblockable, if thats possible, because I'm quite curious.
24/40
7/10
10/10 - Fruit Cart! All entities have a 15% chance of hitting a random fruit cart, instead of their intended target, prompting a "My [insert name of random fruit here]!!" "For example, My peaches!!" and are healed for the amount of damage that they were to deal.
3/6 Mana's Weapon
+1x to anyone who helps me between this and my next post, where x is the number of charges they are doing.
Nonono. I meant that the UNSC Maverick would make a random ENTITY's attack in the end of turn battle a mini-crit.
I retrieve the frying pan I hit the Godmodder wih and claim it as a weapon as it is clearly infused with the power of luck! I slam SCP 682's face, with the power of a one post that dealt 1 damage to the Godmodder.
The Fruit Carts appear!
Oh.
A wild Demoman appears and takes the pan from you! He then walks off, happy with his luck.
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber (V 4.13) Enter a prompt.
>Forward 2, Left 1
Forward 1: You advance into the dimly lit corridor. It continues on the right.
Forward 1: You suddenly walk into a new corridor you couldn't see before. This one has no light to guide you. It looked invisible becuase it blended in with the wall. The new corridor continues left.
Left 1: You advance in the corridor. It continues to the right, with some color peeking out. You are thankful for that.
KK, got teh basic rules in me head, time to disengage uncertainty mode.
I continue summoning Suika and the Gourd (I don't care what they say, it is powerful enough in and of itself to warrent a summoning period all its own), and hope people will disregard the fool I have made of myself so far.
[5/40][5/40]
Just 35 more until alcohol-based apocolypse...
+1x to anyone who helps me between this and my next post, where x is the number of charges they are doing.
I blast the OPERATOR with my Carnage In A Cylinder with high intensity glitching code, and cover Calypso's retreat. (Calypso enters standby mode and is incapable of action. However, she will focus on raising her integrity.)
The UNSC Maverick enters the pool room. The UNSC Maverick runs over Crowbar and gang (Heh lol) in the process, knockinh Crowbar into the water, he must leave the Crowbar to swim or take suffocation damage.
Piono: Wait. What. How does that even work?! The Gigatank was to big for the room but that's a freaking [i]spaceship[/i]!
Aegis: Naw. It's obviously a Mini Cooper.
Piono: Shut up. This doesn't even make sense.
Aegis: This is DTG II were talking about.
Piono: Good point...
You can't use that weapon, remember?
Calypso enters Standby Mode.
The [i]Maverick[/i] enters the Pool Room! It will do as you say.
In a flash of Red and Green, the Tripod's surrounded by smoke. When the smoke's over, it reveals itself with it's Standard HP completely filled, and it's shields halfway-filled.
Additionally, through Operator reverse-engineering, a Rootkit Integrity is also added to protect the last 1 HP. However, due to the Curse of Repetitiveness™, it begins at 25%, and it can be harmed at any time.
Nice work, tripolars! Now, Tripod... if you please?
Unleashing Mega Laser on Grandmatriarch army!
The Tripod gains 30,000 HP and fully restores its Shields! However, the shields cannot be restored after this. It will do as you say.
hehehe... cookie clicker.. Glad I'm in the pool room.
+X to any players who claim it.
2/? for my new staff
16/40 for my new summons
4/5 for my mini attack
I take northern lights, freeze a chunk of the doorway, then smash it open, then drag the giga tank into the pool room. I do not want my new toy anywhere near the grandmatriarchs
Tricky's doing something...
Crap. That didn't work. Told you it wouldn't work. You don't kill clown... [i]CLOWN KILLS YOU!!!![/i]
And now we have a 40-post charge hostile entity in the pool room that is completely ed off at the Felt. As long as a member of the Felt is within Tricky's reach, Tricky will target it. If one full round passes without Tricky having access to any Felt members, he will leave the pool room to wreak havoc upon everything... until he gets a whiff of the Felt, then he's coming back.
He's ed.
And even though he hates the Felt for killing him, he's still an evil hostile. Well &$^&$^
Tricky hp: ???/??? weakness: unknown.
(one last gimmicky thing and then I'm done for the event. It'll be Hank, who will have a resurrection problem, but he'll be an altar summon, so don't worry, it won't happen for a while)
The Giga Tank enters the Pool Room!
Oh no. If there's one think I've learned from Homestuck, it's that you can't keep down the clown. Tricky the Clown appears again!
"Oh my crap."
Indeed.
Fegelein.
Antics.
NOW.
"Ja, ich habe nichts."
"Okay... Other guy?"
"Nope."
"...Right then. Time to have some fun."
Insanity?
"I need time. Hold the thing off. I can only charge once per turn, not once per post."
((Explanation: Insanity is charging to be able to act freely, but until then is useless. Thresh, Fegelein, Engie, and Purple are defending to give him time. Thresh buffs his allies with the lantern. Fegelein debuffs his target with Antics, which recharge slowly. Engie, that's me, can build a Dispenser to heal and a Sentry to add another fighter to the field. Purple cannot do anything right now, like Insanity, but will be Unbound when Engie falls.))
"Two of them are actual entities, and Purple's more of an AI than a personality..."
Then Jinx will be a whole different entity again.
At this point we might as well bring in the Dracohawk.
"Not yet."
"Lets me help you Operator. With wave of my hand i will create a fortress to make the battle ... Interesting. Make use of it... If you are smart.. that i already know is true.
An interesting offer, but it is not needed. With a wave of my hand, I could probably destroy 10 of your fortresses. I don't need support in that way. Come back with a better sales pitch next time.
In an effort to get my summons on the field faster (Hey, I set it at forty, I am sticking with that) I am claiming pionoplayer's boost. His contribution will be swiftly forgotten.
Suika [7/40] (1 from me, one from piono)
Gourd [7/40] (same here)
27/40
10/10 Calypso's Buff - I raise Calypso's [-rootkit integrity] base stat by 5
4/10 20 +2 charge factory
4/6 Mana's Weapon
+1x to anyone who helps me between this and my next post, where x is the number of charges they are doing.
I hit Crowbar with my frying pan. If not, kneecap him with my bayonet strike. (Crowbar is incapacitated due to being tazed, or dazed as a result of a rather violent face palm involving a cast iron pan)
Calypso is buffed!
What frying pan? You deal 3,000 damage to Crowbar, but fail to daze him.
( 19 / 40, C.Factory, +1 from Aegis)
Alright, the first arm's done. Now for the secondary arm.
Should it be a giant sword, or a homing missle launcher?
(Vote on the weapon, I'll make the attacks different based on the vote.)
( 3 / 20, +1 frpm Aegis )
"Up" "Down"
Oh god.
I pull out my old Ballistic Bayonet, and shoot it at Crowbar.
I also hit Aegis with the Disciplinary Action, increasing his build speed! (+1 to charge)
Lance uses Airstrike on the Grandmatriarch Army!
Anna uses Arrow Rain!
Something (4/?) [I know what this is going to be. Just a secret]
And a new charge!
Something Else (1/?)
I then go attack Jormungandr Midgardsormr. If he is alive, only 30% of my attack will head towards him. If he is dead, then 0% of my attack will go to him. So if Jormungandr is alive, the other 70% will go to Oblivion, The Destroyer. If he's dead, then the full 100% will go to Oblivion, The Destroyer.
You kill Jormungandr Midgardsormr and deal 2,100 damage to Oblivion!
"Wait, JINX is coming here?"
"Yep."
"Well, everyone here is screwed."
Yes.
Try not to think about it too hard.
"Definieren geschraubt."
"The bad kind."
"Scheiße."
Dammit Fegelein.
This is a family friendly forum.
"Dear people on the other side of the 4th wall: don't run that through a translator."
HOW COULD YOU THIS IS A FAMILY FRIENDLY GAME YOU ARE BANNED FOR LIFE
I think this is working okay. At this rate there will be a lot more than 40 posts though
Twin should have expected that.
Indeed, secondary is right. I still recommend a per player post limit.
How about one of zero?
...how about 3?
Post 41. I'm in Mexico! It took me a while to find WiFi.
Alchemy: 2/2?
Also, Twin, why didn't you factor in the 2000 or less HP part, or the Infinity Blade part, or the alchemy?
I heal Froakie with a huge donut. Now, I will bring destruction upon the world!!!!, Nah. I think I'll sleep. I'm invincible, so nothing to worry about, right?
||||ONE HOUR LATER||||
Wait a second. This journal. Why is it filled with...
Excuse me, but i can't rest because [i]someone [/i]just doomed the thread.
Just be lucky the Conveniently Located Items WarehouseTM Is conveniently located underground where Menno can't find it.
And i also have a restraining order on me while i try to find another Snarky Computer-Operated Update Terminal (SCOUT), meaning if Menno tries to interrupt, he's going to be in jail for a good three turns (Meaning he can't do anything for those three turns)
I heal myself for 10,000 HP. Wow! Red Twin has barely showed up so far. Looks like things went out good for me today.
The TPP Squad deals 7,000 damage to ATV! Giygas [YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND THE TRUE FORM OF GIYGAS'S ATTACK!] the Constructs! Engie and Co. keep guarding Insanity.
Ross8815 and Zephhyre deal 8,000 damage to the Egg Fleet! The Tripod uses its Mega Laser on the Grandmatriarchs, dealing 17,250 damage! Redeemer Hitler and OpelSpeedster deal 6,900 damage to the Egg Fleet! Lance deals 6,000 damage to the Grandmatriarch Army! Anna deals 500 damage to all PGs! The Nerfed Tower of Doom kills Oblivion, the Destroyer! The Questionable Armor MK. II kills 4 Wrinklers!
The Grandmatriarch Army deals 10,000 damage to Redeemer Hitler! The Wrinklers deal 2,500 damage to Lance and Anna! SCP-682 deals 10,000 damage to LazorGator! The Egg Fleet destroys a Gravestone and a Fruit Cart! "MY PINEAPPLES!" It gains 5,000 HP. Froakie and ATV also hit Fruit Carts! "MY ORANGES!" They gain 4,000 HP each. The Godmodder kills LazorGator and deals 20,000 damage to the Nerfed Tower of Doom!
Tricky the Clown deals 4,000 damage to the Cybersaurus and Crowbar! Cybersaurus and the Giga Tank kill a Carapacian Pawn! The Maverick tries to push Crowbar into a pool, but realizes this is not that type of pool room. Crowbar disables Mana's Secret Weapon, Broken Uranium's Umbrage, and The Winter Advisory! The alchemies he disabled last turn are available again. He and the Pawns then deal 10,000 damage to Cybersaurus! The Creepy Dummy eyes the carnage while playing with cards.
The Death Egg MK. III deals a [i]Maverick[/i]-mini critted 6,600 damage to an Enderman Battalion! The Mob Army deals 20,000 damage to the Mutant Skeleton! The Mutant Mobs kill the Zombie Battalion and destroy the Badnik Factory!
THE OPERATOR lowers the DEMOBOSS INTEGRITY by 15 and the ARMOR INTEGRITY by 30! It also exploits the PHYSICS ENGINE to make its attacks deal more damage next turn.
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[i]The Battlefield:[/i]
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal: 2/5 HP.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes to Close: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Nerfed Tower of Doom, Giygas, ATV
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII DISABLED (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow:III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II DISABLED [1K] (The_Serpent)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
Endermod2000: [AG] Status: Active
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Idle
Minor107: [AG] Status: Idle
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Idle
comhraik: [AG] Status: Idle
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Idle
Akatia: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Xandersol: [N] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [N] Status: Active
TT2000: [N] Status: Active
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Idle
EDIT 2: Anyways, now that Twin's turn update is complete, I do an attack. Let's See.... I give Green Twin 3,333.3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333.... (to infinity AND BEYOND!) Health, and put peanut butter on everything in Red Twin's room, so hopefully he will come back, see that, and leave again. And if he retaliates against Green Twin for that, I put a protective shield around Green Twin's room so that the Red Twin can't enter Green Twin's room.
Also, I attack the Portals and the Egg Fleet.
And, I vote for both of the players to use their attacks.
I begin a trip to the Mob Battlefields, where normal players battle mobs under the influence of the Godmodder. This is hopefully to gain resources to use in the Forge. Elite Constructs Avion and Valus will be sent to gather resources.
I use the Australium Opel and his.... split personalities gained to overcharge my Grenade Launcher and use it to attack the Operator, the Grandmatriarch Army and Gigyas.
Haha, I knew installing a self-awareness core to the Tripod would be useful.
I go outside of the server window and fire the λΣ gun at the operator's coding.
Programming: 2/15
Vulture Droid Fighter x45: 11/40
Hyena Droid Bomber x45: 11/40
Droid Tri Fighter x45: 11/40
I'll be making my great escape now!
Going Grimdark
10/20
*keyboard mashing*
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Just be lucky the Conveniently Located Items WarehouseTM Is conveniently located underground where Menno can't find it.
And i also have a restraining order on me while i try to find another Snarky Computer-Operated Update Terminal (SCOUT), meaning if Menno tries to interrupt, he's going to be in jail for a good three turns (Meaning he can't do anything for those three turns)
Going Grimdark
11/20
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Honestly I should have expected this. It looks like removing the limit doesn't make much of a difference. Please try to keep it lower than 50 from now on.
Golden Snowball Gun OR The Northern Light = The Winter Advisory (Level 3: 1/4)
You cannot find Crowbar's crowbar! It must be somewhere in hammerspace.
The Creepy Dummy begins playing cards!
I already have.
You hit me with a ping-ping paddle.
The Fruit Carts appear!
Oh.
A wild Demoman appears and takes the pan from you! He then walks off, happy with his luck.
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber (V 4.13) Enter a prompt.
>Forward 2, Left 1
Forward 1: You advance into the dimly lit corridor. It continues on the right.
Forward 1: You suddenly walk into a new corridor you couldn't see before. This one has no light to guide you. It looked invisible becuase it blended in with the wall. The new corridor continues left.
Left 1: You advance in the corridor. It continues to the right, with some color peeking out. You are thankful for that.
What do you do now?
>...
You deal 3,000 damage to the Charge Factory!
THE OPERATOR'S ROOTKIT INTEGRITY is lowered by 2!
You can't use that weapon, remember?
Calypso enters Standby Mode.
The [i]Maverick[/i] enters the Pool Room! It will do as you say.
The Tripod gains 30,000 HP and fully restores its Shields! However, the shields cannot be restored after this. It will do as you say.
The Giga Tank enters the Pool Room!
Oh no. If there's one think I've learned from Homestuck, it's that you can't keep down the clown. Tricky the Clown appears again!
Engie and Co. appear!
You're welcome!
Ross8815 is no longer ENRAGED.
3 more Constructs appear! They will do as you say.
Calypso gains 15 INTEGRITY!
You lose 2 RAGE INTEGRITY and gain 1 SELF INTEGRITY!
Your vote is added.
You gain 2,000 HP!
The Godmodder is getting severely creeped out by Insane's antics!
You lose 8 INSANE INTEGRITY.
An interesting offer, but it is not needed. With a wave of my hand, I could probably destroy 10 of your fortresses. I don't need support in that way. Come back with a better sales pitch next time.
Ross8815 gains 2,000 HP.
You deal 4,000 damage to ATV!
You deal 5,000 damage to Redeemer Hitler and 4,000 damage to Giygas!
THE OPERATOR'S ROOTKIT INTEGRITY is lowered by 5!
Calypso is buffed!
What frying pan? You deal 3,000 damage to Crowbar, but fail to daze him.
You deal 5,000 damage to Crowbar!
Your entities will do as you say.
You kill Jormungandr Midgardsormr and deal 2,100 damage to Oblivion!
You pick up a random Frying Pan.
Frying Pan AND Unobtainium = Unobtainium Frying Pan (Level 2: 1/3)
Calypso gains 3 INTEGRITY.
The Tripod gains 3,000 HP!
You got MANA'S SECRET WEAPON! From the looks of it, war can be magic. A railgun imbued with special abilities is a frightening railgun indeed.
You deal 7,000 damage to Crowbar!
Calypso gains 2 INTEGRITY.
You deal 3,000 damage to ATV!
Your entities will do as you say.
oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
HOW COULD YOU THIS IS A FAMILY FRIENDLY GAME YOU ARE BANNED FOR LIFE
You deal 3,000 damage to a Portal.
You deal 7,500 damage to a Portal!
What's a Capricorn Pawn? The only thing I can think of with Capricorn is--
honk.
OH GOSH OH NO OH MAN I'M DEAD
Wait. He isn't here. Phew.
Calypso gains 1 INTEGRITY. The [i]Maverick[/i] gains 2,000 HP!
I was expecting it. 50 is too much.
You can't use that weapon.
It's supposed to?
Mickey Mouse is dead!
The sky has no limit! It only has one when you use it in a really cliched phrase.
You got the UNOBTAINIUM FRYING PAN! A Frying Pan covered in Unobtainium.
You deal 3,000 damage to Crowbar!
I forgot to mention you used the Infinity Blade.
As for the alchemy:
Swordstaff OR Demonic Plate = Demon's Conglomerate (Level 1: 1/2)
You got the DEMON'S CONGLOMERATE! A hellish combination of sword and staff.
Froakie gains 3,000 HP!
You deal 3,250 damage!
I know.
I've been taking that into account.
That is not the spot where a KABAM can deal damage!
The Bioweapon infects ATV!
THE OPERATOR loses 2 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY!
So [i]that's[/i] what that does.
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[i]End-of-Turn Battle:[/i]
I heal myself for 10,000 HP. Wow! Red Twin has barely showed up so far. Looks like things went out good for me today.
The TPP Squad deals 7,000 damage to ATV! Giygas [YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND THE TRUE FORM OF GIYGAS'S ATTACK!] the Constructs! Engie and Co. keep guarding Insanity.
Ross8815 and Zephhyre deal 8,000 damage to the Egg Fleet! The Tripod uses its Mega Laser on the Grandmatriarchs, dealing 17,250 damage! Redeemer Hitler and OpelSpeedster deal 6,900 damage to the Egg Fleet! Lance deals 6,000 damage to the Grandmatriarch Army! Anna deals 500 damage to all PGs! The Nerfed Tower of Doom kills Oblivion, the Destroyer! The Questionable Armor MK. II kills 4 Wrinklers!
The Grandmatriarch Army deals 10,000 damage to Redeemer Hitler! The Wrinklers deal 2,500 damage to Lance and Anna! SCP-682 deals 10,000 damage to LazorGator! The Egg Fleet destroys a Gravestone and a Fruit Cart! "MY PINEAPPLES!" It gains 5,000 HP. Froakie and ATV also hit Fruit Carts! "MY ORANGES!" They gain 4,000 HP each. The Godmodder kills LazorGator and deals 20,000 damage to the Nerfed Tower of Doom!
Tricky the Clown deals 4,000 damage to the Cybersaurus and Crowbar! Cybersaurus and the Giga Tank kill a Carapacian Pawn! The Maverick tries to push Crowbar into a pool, but realizes this is not that type of pool room. Crowbar disables Mana's Secret Weapon, Broken Uranium's Umbrage, and The Winter Advisory! The alchemies he disabled last turn are available again. He and the Pawns then deal 10,000 damage to Cybersaurus! The Creepy Dummy eyes the carnage while playing with cards.
The Death Egg MK. III deals a [i]Maverick[/i]-mini critted 6,600 damage to an Enderman Battalion! The Mob Army deals 20,000 damage to the Mutant Skeleton! The Mutant Mobs kill the Zombie Battalion and destroy the Badnik Factory!
THE OPERATOR lowers the DEMOBOSS INTEGRITY by 15 and the ARMOR INTEGRITY by 30! It also exploits the PHYSICS ENGINE to make its attacks deal more damage next turn.
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[i]The Battlefield:[/i]
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal: 2/5 HP.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes to Close: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Nerfed Tower of Doom, Giygas, ATV
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 39,000/100,000.
Gravestone: [???] HP: 5,000/5,000. (x12.)
Fruit Carts: [???] HP: 1/1. (x47.)
LORD HELIX: [N] HP: 985,750/1,000,000.
Giygas: [N] HP: 61,000/66,000.
Insanity: [N] HP: 250,000/250,000. Charge: 1/25. Bound.
Thresh: [N] HP: 80,000/80,000. Guarding Insanity. Lantern: READY
Fegelein: [N] HP: 74,000/74,000. Guarding Insanity. Antics: 10/10.
Engie: [N] HP: 100,000/100,000. Guarding Insanity. Dispenser: Not Built. Sentry: Not Built.
Purple: [N] HP: 150,000/150,000. Guarding Insanity. Bound.
Ross8815: [P] HP: 4,000/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Makes a redstone contraption. Votes: IIII
Zephhyre: [P] HP: 5,000/5,000. Respawns: IIII Specials: Fires an arrow at a PG. Votes: IIII
Charge Factory: [AG] HP: 3,000/100,000. Virtuous Guardians: 7,500/7,500 HP. (x9.) IT DOES NOT AUTO-BOOST CHARGES, YOU MUST BOOST IT MANUALLY.
Tripod: [AG BOSS] HP: 37,250/75,000. Thick Plating: 0/125,000. Inner Plating: 15,000/15,000. Shields: 20,000. Mega Laser: III Plasma Blaster: III DEMOBOSS INTEGRITY: 85%
Reedemer Hitler: [AG] HP: 30,750/80,000.
OpelSpeedster: [AG] HP: 57,500/71,500/75,000. ATK: -100. DEF: +100.
RAGE INTEGRITY: 50% (RAISES ATTACK, LOWERS DEFENSE)
PACIFIST INTEGRITY: 21% (LOWERS ATTACK, RAISES DEFENSE)
INSANE INTEGRITY: 36% (RAISES ACCURACY, LOWERS MAX HP)
SELF INTEGRITY: 1% (LOWERS ACCURACY, RAISES MAX HP)
INSTABILITY: 4% (LOWERS MORALITY, EVENTUALLY BECOMING HOSTILE)
Calypso: [AG] CALYPSO INTEGRITY: 29%. RAMPANCY: 20% INTEGRATION: 7% (In standby mode: +2 INTEGRITY each turn.)
Lance the Gunner: [AG] HP: 37,500/40,000. Limit Break Bar: IIIII
Anna the Ranger: [AG] HP: 37,500/40,000. Limit Break Bar: IIIII
Nerfed Tower of Doom: [AG] HP: 10,000/30,000.
Questionable Armor Mk. II: [AG] HP: 43,250/70,000. ARMOR INTEGRITY: 25%
Grandmatriarch Army: [PG BOSS] HP: 142,250/166,000. Elder Frenzy: IIIII
Wrinklers: [PG] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x46.)
Portals: [PG] HP: 9,000/20,000. (x3.)
SCP-682: [PG] HP: 16,400/100,000.
Egg Fleet: [PG] HP: 14,750/90,000.
Froakie: [PG] HP: 19,400/25,000. Evolution Bar: IIIII Contamination: IIII
ATV: [PG] HP: 39,500/50,000. Infected with Bioweapon.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 49/125. GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 90%
THE OPERATOR: [H] HP: Tick.
ROOTKIT INTEGRITY: 60% (LOWERED BY 2+3 EACH TURN DUE TO CALYPSO RAMPANCY)
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SELF-AWARENESS: 100%
GLITCH PROBABILITY: 9,223,372,036,854,775,807%
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[i]Pool Room:[/i]
Tricky the Clown: [H] HP: ??? Weakness: Unknown.
Creepy Dummy: [N] HP: 15/15. Wearing shirt that says "Godmodder's Friend".
Cybersaurus: [AG] HP: 13,250/50,000. Head: 0/30,000. CYBERSAURUS INTEGRITY: 55%
Giga Tank: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000. Heavy Plating: 13,500/15,000. Housing cannons, missile racks, and miniguns. Giga Plating: 20,000/20,000. Housing railguns, flamethrowers, and drone bays. Mega Plating: 25,000/25,000. Housing energy core and shield generator.
UNSC Destroyer [i]Maverick[/i]: [AG] HP: 21,000/30,000. Pelicans: 7,500/7,500 HP. (x3.)
Crowbar: [PG] HP: 32,000/70,000.
Carapacian Pawns: [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x3.)
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[i]Dark Cave Zone:[/i]
Death Egg Mk. III: [N] HP: 20,250/40,000. Shields: 0/20,000. Throne Room: 2,000/2,000. (Housing Godmodder Sigma.) Badnik Factory: 0/10,000. Badniks: 100 HP. (x400.)
Enderman Battalions: [AG] HP: 3,400/10,000. (x5.)
Wither General: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Can attack three times.
CRP3 Regiment: [AG] CRP: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x3.)
SKE3 Regiment: [AG] SKE: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x3.)
WSK3 Regiment: [AG] WSK: 10,000/10,000. (x3.)
Stationary Dungeon: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x2.)
Mutant Skeleton: [PG] HP: 750/100,000. Wither: III
Mutant Zombie: [PG] HP: 35,250/100,000. Wither: III
Mutant Creeper: [PG] HP: 44,400/100,000. Wither: III
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[i]Escape From Antichamber:[/i]
Flare Flames: [P]
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[i]The Forge:[/i]
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII DISABLED (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II DISABLED [1K] (The_Serpent)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
Endermod2000: [AG] Status: Active
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Idle
Minor107: [AG] Status: Idle
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Idle
comhraik: [AG] Status: Idle
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Idle
Akatia: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Xandersol: [N] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [N] Status: Active
TT2000: [N] Status: Active
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Idle
Something Else (3/?)
EDIT: Wow.. Posted at the same time Twin did...
EDIT 2: Anyways, now that Twin's turn update is complete, I do an attack. Let's See.... I give Green Twin 3,333.3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333.... (to infinity AND BEYOND!) Health, and put peanut butter on everything in Red Twin's room, so hopefully he will come back, see that, and leave again. And if he retaliates against Green Twin for that, I put a protective shield around Green Twin's room so that the Red Twin can't enter Green Twin's room.
Also, I attack the Portals and the Egg Fleet.
And, I vote for both of the players to use their attacks.
36/40 + 2 charge factory
11/20
7/10
I use Annihilator instead to pulverize a random PG
+1x to anyone who helps me between this and my next post, where x is the number of charges they are doing.
I repair the charge factory by hurling hundreds of wrenches at it.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
39/40
I red barrel, and hopefully finish off, the charge factory.
Also, when did split do an update?
Sinnesloschen: 26/40
Raidriar's Warning: 16/40
I begin a trip to the Mob Battlefields, where normal players battle mobs under the influence of the Godmodder. This is hopefully to gain resources to use in the Forge. Elite Constructs Avion and Valus will be sent to gather resources.
Mob Battlefields Trip: 1/10
Commissioning Journey.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
fsefter, Slingshot deleted all your files, remember?
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
6/20 (right?)
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Gentlemen.
Oh christ, not you again.
Fret you not. For the time being, I won't do anything, I'll just watch.
You better.
HAI NEO GAI! MISSAD U!
( 23 / 40, C.Factory)
I still can't decide on a secondary weapon.
Vote, please.
( Sword: 0 )
( Missile: 0 )
( 6 / 20 )
UP DOWN RIGHT START9 DOWN A
I teleport above the Wrinklers using the Hand of Pearl, and rain cursors down on them.
( Clicking on a wrinker 3 times kills them, so...)
Anna uses Piercing Shot on a Portal!
Lance uses a radio to call in support, stopping him from attacking. ( 1 / 5 )
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
He's probably upset with the loss of Battery Jesus.
I repair the Charge Factory.
You mess with me, I mess with you.
I use the Australium Opel and his.... split personalities gained to overcharge my Grenade Launcher and use it to attack the Operator, the Grandmatriarch Army and Gigyas.
Haha, I knew installing a self-awareness core to the Tripod would be useful.
40/40
Conquest and War are complete. Now for Famine and Death. I'll start next update.
I generically finish off the charge factory if need be, if not use it on the tripod.
7/20 Silver sonic
You can't 'generically finish off' something. If you can do that, then might as well say "I kill the godmodder." and end the game in a single post.
I kill OpelSpeedster.
You're kidding me, right?
Of course I am. You forgot what I said earlier? To only watch for the time being?