/null
and thanks for passing the pool room. No, I'm not bipolar, just really really tired.
...
Yeah, the post limit is getting really annoying.
so 0/? for my next alchemy: (golden snowball gun, swift snowball gun OR northern lights. back to the basics)
14/40 for my summons
2/5 for my next mini attack
Tricky and the creepy dummy should both be in the pool room. as should I since that's where I left from
the giga tank too if you're okay with that, I want to kill as many Felt as possible. Start with killing the carapacian pawns, then move on to Crowbar. Also, I call dibs on the crowbar when Crowbar dies.
This huge insane posting rate is getting really annoying.
my theory is that because there is a post limit, everyone who can rushes to fit their posts which rapidly stuffs the thread full. If there was no limit, perhaps the pressure of not having your post counted would relax the posting rate with the knowlege that it'll be counted anyway.
Or the competition and rush to fill one's post meter will subvert my earlier stated theory and make the thread go kablooey.
Anyway, I think that the best course of action would to have it so that while there was no post limit, everyone can only post once until one of the [PG] team posts to balance the game (just look at the horribly lopsided game field). Also, with such a limit, everyone would be forced to boost each other to fill a large post meter and HELP each other like I've been trying to.
THE VOTES ARE IN! Majority rules that the post limit should be removed. Now, the course of action will be that next turn will be a non-limit turn. Anyone can post whenever they want, with no need to rush. You don't need to cram your posts in and hope they pass. However, if this creates an insane amount of posts, I will NOT remove the limit. I trust that you all won't spam and try to keep the posting around 40, though a few posts going over is fine.
NOT FAIR! WE SPENT 35 POSTS CHARGING A WEAPON THAT'S SUPPOSED TO DEAL EXTREME DAMAGE TO CODE-BASED ENTITIES AND THEY JUST DEAL ONE DAMAGE?!
MIGHT AS WELL INSTA-KILL THE OPERATOR IN A BADLY THOUGHT-OUT ATTACK!
((+2 to Rage integrity))
Tripod Repairment: 7/15.
Woops. I didn't know that other attack was with the Code Blaster. I thought it was a one-time use weapon. The first time you used it did obliterate THE OPERATOR'S INTEGRITY.
Hmm, could I use both charges to destroy both twins?
What did I say? You can't force two splits to fight each other. They have to come to the decision themselves. Trying to kill an individual split before it has achieved dominance is impossible, to my knowledge.
Kabamming something means that when you're standing around doing nothing, and you get killed very quickly by the Kabammer in an unpredictable and nearly invisible way.
The way you attempt to KABAM the Godmodder is by asdfghjkla'ing him! It is an attack so powerful that its real name is obscured to all of existence, except for you. The Godmodder certainly wasn't expecting you to perform such an advanced technique, but what he was expecting was that it can only hit one spot of a body for it to work! Otherwise, you will go into a catatonic state for 6 minutes afterwards.
Sinnesloschen: 18/40
Raidriar's Warning: 8/40
(Both used Charge Factory pts.)
I bludgeon Split (Red Twin) over the head, hoping for him to go away for a while.
Thank Godmodder the Charge Factory's alive...
Also, I believe the AG players should vote for Ross8815 to use his special attack, a random damage attack. He's low on respawns, and so, it'd be beneficial. He's done his part, and it was great.
Hello gentlemen (and ladies too, I guess), I seek to join this mayhem by causing more mayhem. To this end, I join as a neutral player, one who will attempt to cause as much annoyance to both sides as possible through neutral, chaotic summons.
To this end, I begin the summoning of SCP-569, a neutral, mostly-calm collection of floating marble heads with randomly changing expressions. When agitated by a loud noise, sudden movement, or direct attack, they spew a cloud of quick-hardening, colorful marble in the direction of the source, which forms a solid, seamless mass, "fused at the molecular level to the object's surface". This entity can be rendered inert at temperatures below 4 degrees Celsius/39.2 Fahrenheit.
Froakie [PG]
25,000/25,000 HP.
Attacks:
Bubble Beam - Spray of Water that does 1000 damage.
Tackle - Neutral 750 damage attack.
Water Pulse - Water-type attack that does 2500 damage. Can only be used when at 10,000 HP or less.
Passives:
Immune to fire damage.
Evolution Bar: IIIII (Advances by one per turn. When filled up, Froakie evolves into Froagadier. I'll post those if it comes to it.)
I stab an AG entity with 2000 health or lower with the IB, counting those in the DCZ.
((Uh, Twin, you're forgetting to add up the Instability integrity as I get attacked.))
I'M GONNA CRUSH YOU SO HARD, YOU'LL GO TO HELL, THEN I'M GOING THERE AND BEAT YOU UP AGAIN YOU'LL RUE THE DAY YOU DID THAT! *Violently massacres Ross with a chainsaw*
Did you really need to kill him? He's on our side...
HE ATTACKED US! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SOMEONE WHO ATTACKS US IS IN OUR [Censored] SIDE?!
Still not a reason to friendly-fire. Now ninjatwist and the rest of the [AG]s despise you.
Do I look like I care?!
*sigh* Whatever. This discussion won't lead anywhere. You're still the same immature rage-driven knucklehead.
WHAT THE [Censored] DID YOU CALL ME?!
You heard me. I endured your personality and insults for long enough.
*I begin to punch myself*
Ooo Oooh, luks like me timmatz ar arguin. Luks like I hav to take ova!
I thow a explosive cake at the Oparator!
Tripod Repairment: 9/15.
whoop
You deal 3,000 damage to Ross8815! You also lower THE OPERATOR'SROOTKIT INTEGRITY by 2.
"Wait, neutral entities apparently have better luck than AG/PG, so what do Hostile entities have? Apart from, obviously, their massively increased comparative power..."
Ugh... all this chaos going out there, while I'm stuck within my own mind. I need to get out before these three frea-
I'M GOING TO MESS YOU UP SO BAD YOU'LL CRY!
Oh no, I am sooo scared.
Huh? What are you two doing within my brain? Aren't you... you know... possessing me?
Well, Rage over here got mad at one guy who attacked us out of rage, so he attacked him as well, and I berated him for performing friendly-fire, so me and him went over to your mind to duke it out while Insane keeps control of you.
FRIENDLY FIRE IS ALWAYS FORBIDDEN, YOU IDIOT!
Is that a reason to call me a-
Now, listen here, you two. While I disapprove of Rage's behavior, I fully believe he had the rights to beat that sucker up until he cries. Don't just suck up and move on, fight back, and make him rue the day he decided to commit the mistake of attacking you!
YES! THAT'S THE HOST I KNOW AND LOVE!
I'm pretty sure you two share some kind of rivalry, still.
SIL-
Alright, alright, you two, shut up. Are we done yet? Good. Let's get out of this place.
*twitch*
Wow. Finally good to actually control myself again. What's that I'm holding.... oh, the Code Blaster, it's finished! Right, Godmodder. We have some business to fini-
Uh... you might want to take a look at the Tripod...
Huh? What happened to i- OH GOD, IT'S HALFWAY TO THE MORGUE!
Also, this is partially Split's fault. Go after Split, not Ross! Split made Ross attack you!
Post 19.
Sinnesloschen: 21/40
Raidriar's Warning: 11/40
I place a shield around Ross8815, preventing OpelSpeedster from attacking him.
As much as I hate to defend red me, you aren't really right on that one. I don't control what others do. I just tell you what they do. There's a difference.
I SHALL NAT LET U HARM GODMODDER! NEEVAAAAAAR!!!!! NEVAR NEVAR NEVAR
Agh. Forgot about you.
A nuisance, to say the least.
Indeed. Well... I'll attack the Operator instead.
FINE BY ME
*bzzap!*
((Really, I want to see what the Godmodder thinks about my Insane personality and how it has an unexplained, insatisfying crush on him. Or at least his reactions.))
Split? Who's Split?
Red TwinBuilder.
Ah. Figured. I alterady dislike him. Rage, if you please.
YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS SO EASILY, SLUG! *Knocks Split over with a club. Build is unaffected, so is the Twins' health, but Split will be dazed for two turns*
Standard GM Twin will resume the thread while Entity-mode Twin'll be dead.
Tripod Repairment: 12/15.
THE OPERATOR'SROOTKIT INTEGRITY is lowered by 5!
It looks like Red Twin is already out of commission.
I shoot Crowbar with my Green Sun Annihilator (is it just me or am I collecting miniguns?)
BTW, the UNSC destroyer Maverick's artillery support is supposed to turn a random [AG] entities attack into a mini-crit.
I boost the next [AG] attack.
40/40
40/40 - Ah, finally! The cheap tin plating that had been covering the unfinished sections of the UNSC Preston Cole have finally been replaced with some quality stuff. Reverse-engineered Forerunner plating covering a finished Titanium-Carbide Chobham armour (80000/80000). This stuff possesses abnormal plasticity traits and is one of these new self-healing materials that repairs itself after taking damage (1000+20% of missing hp per round, even at 0).
You deal 7,500 damage to Crowbar!
Next AG attack will mini-crit!
Shields shouldn't regenarate once they are destroyed.
I harness the dark energy of the Hand of Pearl and fire a massive blast at the Egg Fleet!
You got the HAND OF PEARL! A Hand of Gold with a giant Ender Pearl one one of the tips, coupled with the Radioactive Snowball at the other end. Coupled with the staff's magic abilities, it can also teleport you around.
You deal a mini-critted 9,000 damage to the Egg Fleet!
"She's only the first."
"Wha-Who are you?"
"Someone."
"THRESH, SIE NOCH SCHULDEN ME $20!"
"That's it I'm out of here."
*vanish*
*verschwinden*
"Weird."
I leave the dark cave zone(there's too many guys...) and fire at the tripod generically.
My opinion on removing the post limit:
At the moment, the game is split into 2 parties: Those who have the time to mash refresh every waking moment(and some sleeping moments too), and those who don't. The first party gobbles up all 40 posts, typically within 1-2 hours of a Twin post, while the second party might, maybe, get in 1 post once every week(notice I haven't really posted all that much here recently...). Okay, maybe that's an exaggeration, but still, the "a few posts per person" system is MUCH more fair to everyone, not just those with infinite reserves of free time(which notably twin doesn't have-this may lessen the workload on him as well). The only problem is that it WILL make charges harder. However, that ISN'T WHAT THIS GAME IS ABOUT, and everyone seems to have forgotten that.
I vote... yes. I guess.
But I don't get involved in politics. ((Nostalgia Critic reference? Amirite?))
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber (V 4.13) Enter a prompt.
>Forward Jump
You decide to take the text's advice and jump. As you jump, you SUDDENLY REALIZE YOU ARE FALLING INTO A PIT AND YOU WILL PROBABLY BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY WHY DID YOU DO THIS THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA and fall on the ground safely.
That wasn't that bad. Except you are now stuck in a pit with no way out. You decide to examine your surroundings.
Right in front of you is a dark corridor heading to the right with some green lights. Next to the entrance is a sign detailing a sheep jumping off a cliff. When examined, it says: "Failing to succeed does not mean failing to progress."
Doing a 180, you notice a peculiar circle on the wall.
Looking up, you see the giant pit you just fell into.
/null
and thanks for passing the pool room. No, I'm not bipolar, just really really tired.
...
Yeah, the post limit is getting really annoying.
so 0/? for my next alchemy: (golden snowball gun, swift snowball gun OR northern lights. back to the basics)
14/40 for my summons
2/5 for my next mini attack
Tricky and the creepy dummy should both be in the pool room. as should I since that's where I left from
the giga tank too if you're okay with that, I want to kill as many Felt as possible. Start with killing the carapacian pawns, then move on to Crowbar. Also, I call dibs on the crowbar when Crowbar dies.
This huge insane posting rate is getting really annoying.
-1/?
13/40
13/40
1/5
I will add Tricky the Clown. The Creepy Dummy is on the complete opposite side of the map for some reason!
my theory is that because there is a post limit, everyone who can rushes to fit their posts which rapidly stuffs the thread full. If there was no limit, perhaps the pressure of not having your post counted would relax the posting rate with the knowlege that it'll be counted anyway.
Or the competition and rush to fill one's post meter will subvert my earlier stated theory and make the thread go kablooey.
Anyway, I think that the best course of action would to have it so that while there was no post limit, everyone can only post once until one of the [PG] team posts to balance the game (just look at the horribly lopsided game field). Also, with such a limit, everyone would be forced to boost each other to fill a large post meter and HELP each other like I've been trying to.
Your first paragraph is my current theory.
End-of-Turn Battle:
You know what? I'll make up for all the harm I did to the Charge Factory. Now that Red Twin is out of permission, I can do whatever I want. The Charge Factory gains 10,000 HP! I also use my Ubercharge Canteen, removing my Contamination. It still spreads to Froakie, though.
The TPP Squad deals 9,000 damage to the Egg Fleet!
Ross8815 finally reaches his target! He deals 5,000 damage to Redeemer Hitler! Zephhyre successfully calms him down and then kills the Berserker! The Tripod deals 2,500 damage to SCP-682! The Constructs deal 3,000 damage to Jormungandr Midgardsormr! Redeemer Hitler and OpelSpeedster deal 7,100 damage to Froakie! Calypso lowers THE OPERATOR'SROOTKIT INTEGRITY by 1! The Giga Tank deals 5,000 damage to Jormungandr Midgardsormr! Lance the Gunner and Anna the Ranger deal 4,000 damage to Oblivion! The UNSC Destroyer Maverick boosts an AG attack next turn!
All the PGs kill Battery Jesus and deal 20,000 damage to LazorGator! The Godmodder deals 10,000 damage to the Tripod, Redeemer Hitler, OpelSpeedster, and the Maverick!
Cybersaurus and Tricky the Clown deal a mini-critted 7,500 damage to Crowbar! Crowbar uses his CROWBAR to break Carnage in a Cylinder, the Green Sun Annihilator, and the Hand of Pearl! None of those alchemizations can be used next turn. Crowbar then kills Tricky the Clown! The Carapacian Pawns deal 4,000 damage to the Cybersaurus!
The Death Egg MK. III deals 4,350 damage to the Mutant Creeper! The Mob Army deals 22,000 damage to the Fortress Wrecker, and the Questionable Armor MK. II destroys it! The Mutant Mobs turn the SKE5 Regiment into a SKE3 Regiment, but the Mutant Zombie takes 1,500 damage in the process.
THE OPERATOR lowers Calpyso's INTEGRITY by 30! It then also shields itself from all attacks directed against it next turn.
The Everydimensional Portal hums to life, getting ready to summon its entities when suddenly, it's a SURPRISE DIALOGLOG!
GODMODDER: Hey Scratch? Hmm? GODMODDER: I was thinking. GODMODDER: See that nether portal over there? Except it's split into three different parts? Yes, I see that. And it's not a Nether Portal. It's an Everydimensional Portal. I've had quite a bit of experience with those. Except there should be four parts. GODMODDER: Which is what I was about to say. If I remember correctly, it vanished with a scent of cookie dough. GODMODDER: And your allies are part of Betty Crocker, which makes a lot of baked goods. GODMODDER: So...was that your doing? Hah. It's funny that you mention that today. Because today is the day that that missing fourth part finally shows up. You are right with your assumptions, except for one. I didn't have anything to do with that missing part. GODMODDER: Well, who did? There are other, popular things regarding cookies. Games that have captivated many people. A game that is currently idling on the Game Master's computer right now. That game would certainly have everything to do with that missing part. GODMODDER:... GODMODDER: You don't mean... That's exactly what I mean. One of the legion was summoned before. It was killed quickly. But as we all know, there is strength in numbers. And in exactly 9 minutes and 1 second, those numbers will arrive. I continue to be an excellent partner. GODMODDER: Wait. They're fighting for me? Indeed. Unless you want me to change that? GODMODDER: NO GODMODDER: I mean, no it's fine. I can always use an extra hand. My numbers have been running low. I've noticed. Soon, the time will come that my help will pass. And I will have to take matters into my own hands. GODMODDER: But for now, let's just wait and enjoy the next 8 minutes. GODMODDER: Then the fun will begin. In more ways than one. Heheh. Today, they rise.
The Everydimensional Portal summons its entities.
The Nerfed Tower of Doom appears!
Giygas appears!
ATV appears!
Suddenly, a fourth part appears on the Portal! It looks thick and red, with various cookies surrounding it. It almost looks like...
...a Portal from Cookie Clicker. Too late, you realize what is being summoned.
The entire sky turns dark red as lightning crackles and giant cookies pop up from the ground! Giant tentacles and eldritch monstrosities swarm the hapless players of the server! Then, the Godmodder's help emerges...
The Grandmatriarch Army appears!
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal: 2/5 HP.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes to Close: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Nerfed Tower of Doom, Giygas, ATV
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII DISABLED (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [1K] (The_Serpent)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
Endermod2000: [AG] Status: Active
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Idle
Minor107: [AG] Status: Idle
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Idle
comhraik: [AG] Status: Idle
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Idle
Akatia: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Xandersol: [N] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [N] Status: Active
TT2000: [N] Status: Active
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Idle
+X to any players who claim it
1/? for my new staff. golden snowball gun, swift snowball gun OR northern lights
15/40 for my summons
3/5 for my next mini attack
I freeze crowbar up to his arm, then beat him over the head with his own crowbar
I teleport the creepy dummy into the pool room, then tell him to not attack crowbar since the creepy dummy seems to be doing the opposite of everything I tell it to do.
Fine, I'll let you two fight it out...but... I want to see split do an update.
I bonk build on the head with a ping pong paddle.
This attack is unblockable, if thats possible, because I'm quite curious.
24/40
7/10
10/10 - Fruit Cart! All entities have a 15% chance of hitting a random fruit cart, instead of their intended target, prompting a "My [insert name of random fruit here]!!" "For example, My peaches!!" and are healed for the amount of damage that they were to deal.
3/6 Mana's Weapon
+1x to anyone who helps me between this and my next post, where x is the number of charges they are doing.
Nonono. I meant that the UNSC Maverick would make a random ENTITY's attack in the end of turn battle a mini-crit.
I retrieve the frying pan I hit the Godmodder wih and claim it as a weapon as it is clearly infused with the power of luck! I slam SCP 682's face, with the power of a one post that dealt 1 damage to the Godmodder.
KK, got teh basic rules in me head, time to disengage uncertainty mode.
I continue summoning Suika and the Gourd (I don't care what they say, it is powerful enough in and of itself to warrent a summoning period all its own), and hope people will disregard the fool I have made of myself so far.
[5/40][5/40]
Just 35 more until alcohol-based apocolypse...
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I know that all these NPCs don't pose a threat to me, but I got a little bit carried away at the sounds of pain. What I may never know is the place of the maze, where I would have erased some fricken fairies from space; I neglected to ask before I killed the last dairy farmer who knew. I wish I had waited for you; I wish I could invoke some better part of me! I know I'm supposed to be all, "The One," but I have too much fun killing everyone.
+1x to anyone who helps me between this and my next post, where x is the number of charges they are doing.
I blast the OPERATOR with my Carnage In A Cylinder with high intensity glitching code, and cover Calypso's retreat. (Calypso enters standby mode and is incapable of action. However, she will focus on raising her integrity.)
The UNSC Maverick enters the pool room. The UNSC Maverick runs over Crowbar and gang (Heh. lol) in the process, knockinh Crowbar into the water, he must leave the Crowbar to swim or take suffocation damage.
Piono: Wait. What. How does that even work?! The Gigatank was to big for the room but that's a freaking spaceship!
Aegis: Naw. It's obviously a Mini Cooper.
Piono: Shut up. This doesn't even make sense.
Aegis: This is DTG II were talking about.
Piono: Good point...
Sinnesloschen: 22/40
Raidriar's Warning: 12/40
I send a fresh load of Constructs (5 of them) to protect Ross8815.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
5/10
8/10 - fruit!
I shoot Crowbar in the face with my copy of Danger: High Voltage
I throw a brick in front of the Godmodder's next attack against one of my entities.
+1x to anyone who helps me between this and my next post, where x is the number of charges they are doing.
mana battery AND death RAILGUN
2/?
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
/nullpost
Isn't this round unlimited post?
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Not yet.
and thanks for passing the pool room. No, I'm not bipolar, just really really tired.
...
Yeah, the post limit is getting really annoying.
so 0/? for my next alchemy: (golden snowball gun, swift snowball gun OR northern lights. back to the basics)
14/40 for my summons
2/5 for my next mini attack
Tricky and the creepy dummy should both be in the pool room. as should I since that's where I left from
the giga tank too if you're okay with that, I want to kill as many Felt as possible. Start with killing the carapacian pawns, then move on to Crowbar. Also, I call dibs on the crowbar when Crowbar dies.
This huge insane posting rate is getting really annoying.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Plus, I'm talking to the REAL Ross8815 right now! I've shown him his stats, he's pretty impressed.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
my theory is that because there is a post limit, everyone who can rushes to fit their posts which rapidly stuffs the thread full. If there was no limit, perhaps the pressure of not having your post counted would relax the posting rate with the knowlege that it'll be counted anyway.
Or the competition and rush to fill one's post meter will subvert my earlier stated theory and make the thread go kablooey.
Anyway, I think that the best course of action would to have it so that while there was no post limit, everyone can only post once until one of the [PG] team posts to balance the game (just look at the horribly lopsided game field). Also, with such a limit, everyone would be forced to boost each other to fill a large post meter and HELP each other like I've been trying to.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
THE VOTES ARE IN! Majority rules that the post limit should be removed. Now, the course of action will be that next turn will be a non-limit turn. Anyone can post whenever they want, with no need to rush. You don't need to cram your posts in and hope they pass. However, if this creates an insane amount of posts, I will NOT remove the limit. I trust that you all won't spam and try to keep the posting around 40, though a few posts going over is fine.
Woops. I didn't know that other attack was with the Code Blaster. I thought it was a one-time use weapon. The first time you used it did obliterate THE OPERATOR'S INTEGRITY.
You gain 2 RAGE INTEGRITY!
What did I say? You can't force two splits to fight each other. They have to come to the decision themselves. Trying to kill an individual split before it has achieved dominance is impossible, to my knowledge.
The way you attempt to KABAM the Godmodder is by asdfghjkla'ing him! It is an attack so powerful that its real name is obscured to all of existence, except for you. The Godmodder certainly wasn't expecting you to perform such an advanced technique, but what he was expecting was that it can only hit one spot of a body for it to work! Otherwise, you will go into a catatonic state for 6 minutes afterwards.
Guess which spot of his body you hit?
Judging on the charge time, I am assuming that you are creating 6 Drinking Gourds.
You just charge an upgrade. However, it cannot be one that will increase its max level; those upgrades will be found later.
Engie's Awesome Beard appears!
You deal 3,250 damage to the Charge Factory!
rspi9tyhae05t98oeljThanks.
You deal 3,000 damage to the Egg Fleet! This also causes the TPP Squad to target it.
An entity cannot attack until it is fully charged and added onto the battlefield.
The Charge Factory gains 2,000 HP!
What die? Are there die here? I would like some.
Welcome! You are added as a Neutral player.
Froakie is added!
You deal 1,500 damage to the Charge Factory!
whoop
You deal 3,000 damage to Ross8815! You also lower THE OPERATOR'S ROOTKIT INTEGRITY by 2.
Too late, unfortunately. You still deal 3,000 damage to OpelSpeedster, though.
You deal 3,000 damage to Froakie!
Their massively increased power.
THE OPERATOR loses 6 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY!
As much as I hate to defend red me, you aren't really right on that one. I don't control what others do. I just tell you what they do. There's a difference.
The next attack against Ross8815 will fail!
Before it's added, I need to know: was this charged?
Your entities will do as you say.
You kill Mickey Mouse! How could you do that to such a beloved icon? How?
Phew.
THE OPERATOR'S ROOTKIT INTEGRITY is lowered by 1! You kill Zephhyre and deal 1,500 damage to the Giga Tank's Heavy plating, SCP-682, and the Egg Fleet!
THE OPERATOR'S ROOTKIT INTEGRITY is lowered by 5!
It looks like Red Twin is already out of commission.
Yeah...I hope that's what will happen!
You deal 7,500 damage to Crowbar!
Next AG attack will mini-crit!
Shields shouldn't regenarate once they are destroyed.
You got the HAND OF PEARL! A Hand of Gold with a giant Ender Pearl one one of the tips, coupled with the Radioactive Snowball at the other end. Coupled with the staff's magic abilities, it can also teleport you around.
You deal a mini-critted 9,000 damage to the Egg Fleet!
Wow, you are committed.
You deal 4,000 damage to the Egg Fleet!
You play some elevator music.
Niiiiiiice.
GABEN APPROVED
You generically deal 3,000 damage to the Tripod!
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Hmm. Well, I wouldn't. It really depends on the type of army.
You deal 3,000 damage to the Berserker and 1,000 damage to SCP-682!
The Tripod gains 2,000 HP!
Handheld Death Railgun AND Mana Battery = Mana's Secret Weapon (Level 5: 1/6)
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber (V 4.13) Enter a prompt.
>Forward Jump
You decide to take the text's advice and jump. As you jump, you SUDDENLY REALIZE YOU ARE FALLING INTO A PIT AND YOU WILL PROBABLY BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY WHY DID YOU DO THIS THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA and fall on the ground safely.
That wasn't that bad. Except you are now stuck in a pit with no way out. You decide to examine your surroundings.
Right in front of you is a dark corridor heading to the right with some green lights. Next to the entrance is a sign detailing a sheep jumping off a cliff. When examined, it says: "Failing to succeed does not mean failing to progress."
Doing a 180, you notice a peculiar circle on the wall.
Looking up, you see the giant pit you just fell into.
What will you do?
>...
27/30
33/40
7/10
21/40
11/40
22/40
6/10
7/10
1/6
That would be next turn.
-1/?
13/40
13/40
1/5
I will add Tricky the Clown. The Creepy Dummy is on the complete opposite side of the map for some reason!
Your first paragraph is my current theory.
End-of-Turn Battle:
You know what? I'll make up for all the harm I did to the Charge Factory. Now that Red Twin is out of permission, I can do whatever I want. The Charge Factory gains 10,000 HP! I also use my Ubercharge Canteen, removing my Contamination. It still spreads to Froakie, though.
The TPP Squad deals 9,000 damage to the Egg Fleet!
Ross8815 finally reaches his target! He deals 5,000 damage to Redeemer Hitler! Zephhyre successfully calms him down and then kills the Berserker! The Tripod deals 2,500 damage to SCP-682! The Constructs deal 3,000 damage to Jormungandr Midgardsormr! Redeemer Hitler and OpelSpeedster deal 7,100 damage to Froakie! Calypso lowers THE OPERATOR'S ROOTKIT INTEGRITY by 1! The Giga Tank deals 5,000 damage to Jormungandr Midgardsormr! Lance the Gunner and Anna the Ranger deal 4,000 damage to Oblivion! The UNSC Destroyer Maverick boosts an AG attack next turn!
All the PGs kill Battery Jesus and deal 20,000 damage to LazorGator! The Godmodder deals 10,000 damage to the Tripod, Redeemer Hitler, OpelSpeedster, and the Maverick!
Cybersaurus and Tricky the Clown deal a mini-critted 7,500 damage to Crowbar! Crowbar uses his CROWBAR to break Carnage in a Cylinder, the Green Sun Annihilator, and the Hand of Pearl! None of those alchemizations can be used next turn. Crowbar then kills Tricky the Clown! The Carapacian Pawns deal 4,000 damage to the Cybersaurus!
The Death Egg MK. III deals 4,350 damage to the Mutant Creeper! The Mob Army deals 22,000 damage to the Fortress Wrecker, and the Questionable Armor MK. II destroys it! The Mutant Mobs turn the SKE5 Regiment into a SKE3 Regiment, but the Mutant Zombie takes 1,500 damage in the process.
THE OPERATOR lowers Calpyso's INTEGRITY by 30! It then also shields itself from all attacks directed against it next turn.
The Everydimensional Portal hums to life, getting ready to summon its entities when suddenly, it's a SURPRISE DIALOGLOG!
GODMODDER: Hey Scratch?
Hmm?
GODMODDER: I was thinking.
GODMODDER: See that nether portal over there? Except it's split into three different parts?
Yes, I see that. And it's not a Nether Portal. It's an Everydimensional Portal. I've had quite a bit of experience with those.
Except there should be four parts.
GODMODDER: Which is what I was about to say. If I remember correctly, it vanished with a scent of cookie dough.
GODMODDER: And your allies are part of Betty Crocker, which makes a lot of baked goods.
GODMODDER: So...was that your doing?
Hah. It's funny that you mention that today. Because today is the day that that missing fourth part finally shows up.
You are right with your assumptions, except for one. I didn't have anything to do with that missing part.
GODMODDER: Well, who did?
There are other, popular things regarding cookies.
Games that have captivated many people.
A game that is currently idling on the Game Master's computer right now.
That game would certainly have everything to do with that missing part.
GODMODDER:...
GODMODDER: You don't mean...
That's exactly what I mean.
One of the legion was summoned before. It was killed quickly. But as we all know, there is strength in numbers.
And in exactly 9 minutes and 1 second, those numbers will arrive.
I continue to be an excellent partner.
GODMODDER: Wait. They're fighting for me?
Indeed. Unless you want me to change that?
GODMODDER: NO
GODMODDER: I mean, no it's fine. I can always use an extra hand. My numbers have been running low.
I've noticed. Soon, the time will come that my help will pass.
And I will have to take matters into my own hands.
GODMODDER: But for now, let's just wait and enjoy the next 8 minutes.
GODMODDER: Then the fun will begin.
In more ways than one.
Heheh.
Today, they rise.
The Everydimensional Portal summons its entities.
The Nerfed Tower of Doom appears!
Giygas appears!
ATV appears!
Suddenly, a fourth part appears on the Portal! It looks thick and red, with various cookies surrounding it. It almost looks like...
...a Portal from Cookie Clicker. Too late, you realize what is being summoned.
The entire sky turns dark red as lightning crackles and giant cookies pop up from the ground! Giant tentacles and eldritch monstrosities swarm the hapless players of the server! Then, the Godmodder's help emerges...
The Grandmatriarch Army appears!
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal: 2/5 HP.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes to Close: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Nerfed Tower of Doom, Giygas, ATV
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 29,000/100,000.
Gravestone: [???] HP: 5,000/5,000. (x13.)
LORD HELIX: [N] HP: 985,750/1,000,000.
LazorGator: [N] HP: 12,750/40,000.
Creepy Dummy: [N] HP: 15/15. Wearing shirt that says "Godmodder's Friend".
Giygas: [N] HP: 66,000/66,000.
Ross8815:
HP: 2,000/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Makes a redstone contraption. Votes: IIII
Zephhyre:
HP: 5,000/5,000. Respawns: IIII Specials: Fires an arrow at a PG. Votes: IIII
Charge Factory: [AG] HP: 12,500/100,000. Virtuous Guardians: 7,500/7,500 HP. (x9.) IT DOES NOT AUTO-BOOST CHARGES, YOU MUST BOOST IT MANUALLY.
Tripod: [AG BOSS] HP: 4,250/75,000. Thick Plating: 0/125,000. Inner Plating: 15,000/15,000. Shields: 0/20,000. Mega Laser: III Plasma Blaster: III
Constructs: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x9)
Reedemer Hitler: [AG] HP: 45,750/80,000.
OpelSpeedster: [AG] HP: 55,500/70,600/75,000. ATK: +100. DEF: -100.
RAGE INTEGRITY: 52% (RAISES ATTACK, LOWERS DEFENSE)
PACIFIST INTEGRITY: 21% (LOWERS ATTACK, RAISES DEFENSE)
INSANE INTEGRITY: 44% (RAISES ACCURACY, LOWERS MAX HP)
SELF INTEGRITY: 0% (LOWERS ACCURACY, RAISES MAX HP)
INSTABILITY: 0% (LOWERS MORALITY, EVENTUALLY BECOMING HOSTILE)
Calypso: [AG] CALYPSO INTEGRITY: 8%. (AT CRITICAL LEVELS) RAMPANCY: 18% INTEGRATION: 7%
Giga Tank: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000. Heavy Plating: 13,500/15,000. Housing cannons, missile racks, and miniguns. Giga Plating: 20,000/20,000. Housing railguns, flamethrowers, and drone bays. Mega Plating: 25,000/25,000. Housing energy core and shield generator.
Lance the Gunner: [AG] HP: 40,000/40,000. Limit Break Bar: IIIII
Anna the Ranger: [AG] HP: 40,000/40,000. Limit Break Bar: IIIII
UNSC Destroyer Maverick: [AG] HP: 20,000/30,000.
Nerfed Tower of Doom: [AG] HP: 30,000/30,000.
Grandmatriarch Army: [PG BOSS] HP: 166,000/166,000. Elder Frenzy: IIIII
Wrinklers: [PG] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x50.)
Portals: [PG] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x3.)
SCP-682: [PG] HP: 16,900/100,000.
Jormungandr Midgardsormr: [PG] HP: 250/85,000. Poison: III
Oblivion, The Destroyer: [PG] HP: 3,750/90,000.
Egg Fleet: [PG] HP: 25,150/90,000.
Froakie: [PG] HP: 13,900/25,000. Evolution Bar: IIIII Contamination: IIII
ATV: [PG] HP: 50,000/50,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 49/125. GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 90%
THE OPERATOR: [H] HP: Tick.
ROOTKIT INTEGRITY: 74% (LOWERED BY 1 EACH TURN DUE TO CALYPSO RAMPANCY)
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SELF-AWARENESS: 100%
GLITCH PROBABILITY: 9,223,372,036,854,775,807%
Pool Room:
Cybersaurus: [AG] HP: 27,250/50,000. Head: 0/30,000. CYBERSAURUS INTEGRITY: 55%
Crowbar: [PG] HP: 55,000/70,000.
Carapacian Pawns: [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x4.)
Dark Cave Zone:
Death Egg Mk. III: [N] HP: 20,250/40,000. Shields: 0/20,000. Throne Room: 2,000/2,000. (Housing Godmodder Sigma.) Badnik Factory: 10,000/10,000. Badniks: 100 HP. (x350.)
Questionable Armor Mk. II: [AG] HP: 43,250/70,000. ARMOR INTEGRITY: 55%
Zombie Battalion: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000.
Enderman Battalions: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x5.)
Wither General: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Can attack three times.
CRP3 Regiment: [AG] CRP: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x3.)
SKE3 Regiment: [AG] SKE: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x3.)
WSK3 Regiment: [AG] WSK: 10,000/10,000. (x3.)
Stationary Dungeon: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x2.)
Mutant Skeleton: [PG] HP: 21,750/100,000. Wither: III
Mutant Zombie: [PG] HP: 36,250/100,000. Wither: III
Mutant Creeper: [PG] HP: 45,400/100,000. Wither: III
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames:
The Forge:
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII DISABLED (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [1K] (The_Serpent)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
Endermod2000: [AG] Status: Active
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Idle
Minor107: [AG] Status: Idle
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Idle
comhraik: [AG] Status: Idle
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Idle
Akatia: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Xandersol: [N] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [N] Status: Active
TT2000: [N] Status: Active
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Idle
1/? for my new staff. golden snowball gun, swift snowball gun OR northern lights
15/40 for my summons
3/5 for my next mini attack
I freeze crowbar up to his arm, then beat him over the head with his own crowbar
I teleport the creepy dummy into the pool room, then tell him to not attack crowbar since the creepy dummy seems to be doing the opposite of everything I tell it to do.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
35/40
Fine, I'll let you two fight it out...but... I want to see split do an update.
I bonk build on the head with a ping pong paddle.
This attack is unblockable, if thats possible, because I'm quite curious.
24/40
7/10
10/10 - Fruit Cart! All entities have a 15% chance of hitting a random fruit cart, instead of their intended target, prompting a "My [insert name of random fruit here]!!" "For example, My peaches!!" and are healed for the amount of damage that they were to deal.
3/6 Mana's Weapon
+1x to anyone who helps me between this and my next post, where x is the number of charges they are doing.
Nonono. I meant that the UNSC Maverick would make a random ENTITY's attack in the end of turn battle a mini-crit.
I retrieve the frying pan I hit the Godmodder wih and claim it as a weapon as it is clearly infused with the power of luck! I slam SCP 682's face, with the power of a one post that dealt 1 damage to the Godmodder.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Not yet.
EDIT: Now I'm done.
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34/40, 35/40 CF
8/10
> Forward 2, left
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Like that.
36/40
I decharge, uncharge, and noncharge the charge factory.
I fire a hilariously inaccurate gun at the godmodder. It is so inaccurate that it somehow misses, rebounds, and hits the OPERATOR indirectly.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I continue summoning Suika and the Gourd (I don't care what they say, it is powerful enough in and of itself to warrent a summoning period all its own), and hope people will disregard the fool I have made of myself so far.
[5/40][5/40]
Just 35 more until alcohol-based apocolypse...
What I may never know is the place of the maze, where I would have erased some fricken fairies from space; I neglected to ask before I killed the last dairy farmer who knew. I wish I had waited for you; I wish I could invoke some better part of me!
I know I'm supposed to be all, "The One," but I have too much fun killing everyone.
25/40
8/10 Calypso's Buff
1/10
3/6 Mana's Weapon
+1x to anyone who helps me between this and my next post, where x is the number of charges they are doing.
I blast the OPERATOR with my Carnage In A Cylinder with high intensity glitching code, and cover Calypso's retreat. (Calypso enters standby mode and is incapable of action. However, she will focus on raising her integrity.)
The UNSC Maverick enters the pool room. The UNSC Maverick runs over Crowbar and gang (Heh. lol) in the process, knockinh Crowbar into the water, he must leave the Crowbar to swim or take suffocation damage.
Aegis: Naw. It's obviously a Mini Cooper.
Piono: Shut up. This doesn't even make sense.
Aegis: This is DTG II were talking about.
Piono: Good point...
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
I grant Aegis +1 on a random charge
Net result: 1 guaranteed charge on my summons (my own charge), which makes it 2/20, with a potential for 2 more, which would be 4/20