post 38?
Holy... this is like, magic! The post limit isn't completely obliterated by the time I get up!
+X to any players who claim it
4/? for my staff
14/40 for my summons
2/5 for another attack
I stay hidden in the other timeline, but I'm beginning to get a bit bored, so I start pulling Die's pins out to bring him to the dimension I'm in, slapping him, then sending him back, all within the space of about a second. Over and over again about 10 times.
I know that all these NPCs don't pose a threat to me, but I got a little bit carried away at the sounds of pain. What I may never know is the place of the maze, where I would have erased some fricken fairies from space; I neglected to ask before I killed the last dairy farmer who knew. I wish I had waited for you; I wish I could invoke some better part of me! I know I'm supposed to be all, "The One," but I have too much fun killing everyone.
I think the post limit should stay, because it will then take hours to complete it for TwinBuilder. But it also gives him more time to do nothing, because he doesn't always have to do his turn. Then he can wait days, or even weeks before doing his turn.
/nullpost
Okay, so we have three options we know of.
regular post limit
no post limit
per player post limit
The top one isn't working, thinking about it, the second one probably won't work either, but we might as well try one day to see if it does.
If it doesn't, I vote for the third one, although it comes with its share of problems, I think that for now, its the best one available.
40/40 Project deadly cuddles
5/20 Silver sonic NEW RULE, YOU SHOULD ONLY BE ABLE TO POST 2 TIMES PER UPDATE!
The game would slow to such an absurdly slow pace that it would take like 15 updates to kill Crowbar when he comes out, if we all direct our attacks at him next turn. It would take 20 turns to charge a 40 post thing instead of like 10.
Yes. Why? This is why. I recover from strep throat enough to post, when suddenly my internet goes down for 14 hours. When it comes back up, the post limit has been surpassed for something like two or three turns. And I'm leaving for Mexico tomorrow. AND I STILL FEEL CRAPPY.
Yes. Why? This is why. I recover from strep throat enough to post, when suddenly my internet goes down for 14 hours. When it comes back up, the post limit has been surpassed for something like two or three turns. And I'm leaving for Mexico tomorrow. AND I STILL FEEL CRAPPY.
The field is lopsided as it is. Would Twin let me boost your charges until you get back? It's still not fair but hey...
Also, on that note, I believe that there is a rule that allows your first post regardless of the post cap.
I say that the 2 post per person per update is more fair to everyone,
Also it will remove a lot of spam.
((First; No need for Size-24 speech.
Second; it isn't. Should this be implemented, I'll be in a dilemma because I can only repair 4,000 of the Tripod's health per turn, whereas The_Serpent can deal 16,000 per turn.
Third; Yes, it will remove a lot of spam. And replace it with a ghost town because the right to post has been ridiculously nerfed.))
With posting-per-person rules in place, this would become a complete problem to people who post often, but be negligible to those who post once or twice. Fair? How about no?
With what Opel said, this site would turn into a desolate post.
The votes are in! I will wait one more turn to let people who weren't active today vote, and then I will make my decision. But from the looks of it, the limit will be going away soon...
I tell the Godmodder that he is now manually breathing.
Northern Lights, there are reasons that gif won't work.
1) It's the wrong image macro.
2) Nullposts aren't supposed to be counted.
3) They'll turn back into non-nulls if they're placeholders.
The Godmodder isn't affected by your statement since he has trained his brain into breathing constantly, no matter what he does, unless he doesn't want it to! So, he can never manually breathe, unlike some people.
( 39 / 40, C.Factory )
Deaths: About 100 or something
I got this. It should die...
( 12 / 40 )
Torso done!
Now what to do with all these spare waffles?
( 2 / 5 )
Hand of Pearl...
I use the leftover waffles to hold a massive party for everything.
...
Except I poisoned one random waffle. With a HIGHLY deadly poison.
(Eating a normal waffle: Restore 250 HP.)
(Eating the poisoned waffle: 3000 Damage + High Poison Damage)
There is a 1 in 50 chance the waffle will be the poisoned one!
+250 HP to EVERY ENTITY on the battlefield, except for the Creepy Dummy, Gravestones and Godmodder!
TWIN! THE THE FELT MUST ALWAYS HAVE AGS TO ATTACK IN ORDER FOR THE POOL ROOM TO STAY IN EFFECT BECAUSE ALL PG ENTITIES WOULD LEAVE THE SECOND THE AGS IN THERE ARE DEAD!!! THE SECOND THEY RAN OUT OF TARGETS THE POOL ROOM WOULD BE GONE!!!
And the reason I attacked the pawns was because I had to do all my posts before you finished the battle because I got kicked off the computer before you finished. transfer the attacks to the Felt members if you aren't going to let me build the pool room which I designed so that it would work the way I wanted it to without it being broken.
Now that I am done with that...
Why the heck did you debuff the giga tank so much!? You passed it through, at least make it as powerful as if it had been a 40 post charge with two 40 post charge upgrades rather than a flat 40. You let crusher through with a 100 post charge, and I risked the whole thing being blown to bits with the combination sequence, it should get at least SOME of a power boost!
Stop blocking my gimmicks on the principle of blocking my gimmicks! Its annoying and I promised to stop, even Hank isn't going to be gimmicky, he's just going to be an altar of power summon.
+X to any players who claim it
I finish the arctic staff!
10/40 for the generic summons
3/5 for my mini attack
I take the arctic staff and freeze an egg pawn, then using the ice powers, pick it up into the air, then smash it into the ground repeatedly.
0)_(0
Alright...the Pool Room can stay...such caps...
And the Giga Tank can get a boost too I guess. The reason I let Crusher through was because he started that entity before the charge limit was put into place.
You got the ARCTIC STAFF! A powerful staff tipped with ice spikes at either end. It will be able to harness the power of all things polar and/or polarizing.
If by Egg Pawn you mean Badnik, then you destroy 50 Badniks!
((So help me, if someone has placeholders ever again ever...))
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber (V 4.13) Enter a prompt.
>Tap single room on map
You are transported into a room. There is a large gap in the middle, with text above it saying "JUMP!!" Beyond the gap is another corridor with another sign.
Doing a 180, you are greeted with a fancy eye pictograph on the wall, a multicolored passageway on the ceiling going up, and text saying "UP" on the floor.
But that stuff probably isn't important. What IS important is getting past that gap. And jumping sounds like a good idea.
Hmm... I say try to deal without the post limit, I still might camp, but yeah, I'll actively try to keep myself from exploding the topic with my posts (like I've been guilty of a few times...) I think we might be having that problem. I all else fails, we'll need to implement a per player post limit because the flat-out post limit definitely isn't working.
+X to any players who claim it.
I do this: lapis lazuli, iron ingot, gold foil, OR arctic staff. The arctic staff should be getting a very nifty upgrade, and if not, hey, at least it'll be shiny. 1/?
11/40 for my generic charges
4/5 for my mini attack.
I shrug, since the creepy dummy apparently doesn't like me ordering it arou... Oh crap. There's something heading right for me isn't there?
I freeze Die for just a second with my arctic staff, rush over, and grab whichever doll is relavant, then pull my own pin, not enough to interfere with my stuff, but enough for me to NOT get hit by whatever it is that's about to kill me.
Arctic Staff OR Lapis Lazuli + Gold Foil + Iron Ingot = The Northern Light (Level 3: 1/4)
You are transported into an alternate dimension! In this, you're in some sort of ornate palace; or to be more specific, a throne room. A curious sigil is displayed throughout the hall, and exquisite paintings detail an epic battle. Some of the people in it look familiar...
...And then you realize who is sitting on the throne.
Clad in Diamond Armor, is the Godmodder!
Just as he is about to get up, your pin is put back into place and you are teleported back to the battlefield.
"Constructs! Increase your number and get after TwinBuilder! Don't finish him off, though-bring him to me! I'll have him publicly executed for bringing the Charge Factory to a critical level myself!"
I summon 5 more Constructs.
Sinnesloschen: 11/40 (Charge Factory's probably final gift)
Suddenly, I have an epic vision from Raidriar's spirit. It tells The_Serpent to heed his warning: "They'll be coming for you now..."
Raidriar Vision: 1/40 (Will not be a resummon)
I use the Contaminated Gear on Twinbuilder. I should deploy my Bioweapon soon, but for a greater cause...
My thoughts on the Post Limit:
Since it's getting everyone paranoid, and clogging up pages, I vote yes. However, if it still drives you insane, please bring it back. I want your sanity intact so that we can finish this game!
Hey! It's not my fault-I'm not exactly under control of myself right now. Heh heh. Oh, of course you're using Comic Sans now! Why would you use anything else--HEEEEEEEEEE HE HE HE
You summon 5 more Constructs.
D: Oh COME ON! You use the Contaminated Gear on me.
I vote yes, I hope that we are mature enough to limit our posting numbers and I believe that the posting limit is beginning to become a problem and should be removed.
+X to any players who claim it
2/? for my new staff
12/40 for my summons
5/5 I come back into reality for just long enough to a massive arctic snap freeze spell on Die.
I then teleport back into the alternate timeline where I won't get pounded.
You deal 7,500 damage to Die and freeze him!
You teleport back into the alternate timeline, where the Godmodder captures you and throws you into a dungeon! All of your attacks this turn will not be counted until you come back somehow...
Misaka [7/15] - Health [100/200] - Integrity [80/80] - Regenerates Integrity at same time and rate as health - "15% Integrity" deals 15 Integrity damage. Can still resurrect, but 20 charges after integrity fails. (3 integrity breaks turn Misaka into a 75-post damage...)
Jeweled Branch of Hourai [9/16]
Kaguya Houraisan [AG] - Health [10/20]
Fujiwara no Mokou [AG] - Health [10/20]
"Darwineon" - [2/5]
Kawadec Pesterlogs:
ScarletWeatherAvolition began pestering FujiyamaPhoenix
ScarletWeatherAvolition: The client's coming along well, but I'm ---- inter --- ference -- unstable connection
FujiyamaPhoenix: Well, time to make an impenentrable bunker...
ScarletWeatherAvolition: I'm on it - you are now invincible but -- can't do anything. - Kaguya - as well.
FujiyamaPhoenix: OK, I'm able to disable it, right?
ScarletWeatherAvolition: Yes, but once my conn - lag - spike ----
ScarletWeatherAvolition timed out (31337 ms)
ACertainTokidawaiStudent began pestering FujiyamaPhoenix
ACertainTokidawaiStudent: You know those placeholders? Someone needs to be more responsible with them...
FujiyamaPhoenix: Yes - the limit is causing all of these, but we need to keep people responsible.
ACertainTokidawaiStudent: OK, as long as you remember to use the limit responsibly because of time zones!
FujiyamaPhoenix: Sorry, got to - oh, forgot, I'm spectator-moded!
ACertainTokidawaiStudent left the chat.
I will be unable to participate for some time, so I'm temporarily spectator-moding all my characters. (can't be targeted or affected. Can still be charged.) When I go off standby, they will be un-spectator-moded and back in the game.
Kayuga and Mokou will be removed from the Battlefield until you return.
[nullpost]
Some say that evil lurks in the dark. Others say the night is sacred. Which of these groups is right, I know not, but that is irrelevant. All we need to know is one thing, one special fact of reality. And that fact is that Xandersol has entered the Battlefield.
I will now proceed to utterly fail at playing this game.
Allright, I think editting this post 4 times is enough. I'll stop doing that now. [/nullpost]
I will start by announcing my alignment as neutral, because chaos is fun.
I will then proceed to summon Suika Ibuki, the Tiny Pandemonium, equipped with her bottomless jar of sake.
As an oni, she is capable of super-human physical ability, but that seems to be par for the course here. She is capable of changing her own size, creating smaller (and highly explosive) duplicates of herself, and can eminate an aura that makes people gather. Oh, and if she offers you a drink, you simply cannot refuse. And I almost forgot to mention: yes, she is a Touhou.
Weaknesses include becoming extremely depressed when sober.
I charge Suika [1/40]
Also, I charge the sake gourd [1/40]
Would 40 posts be enough to kill green twin forever? Just asking. Nothing suspicious here.
I chat up the operator, and while its distracted I rip out some coding.
NOW WAIT JUST A SEActually, no it wouldn't. Because I would destroy the blast. You can't force either one of our splits to come out on top. We have to do it on our ownI HAVE NO INTEREST IN FIGHTING YOYeah you do.
FSEFTR: Hello Operator. Stop trying to rip out my coding. It's not going to work. FSEFTR: ... Leave before I decide to permanently erase you from existence.
Lance the Gunner [AG]
HP: 40,000
Attacks:
Snipe: A basic attack. Has high accuracy.
Double Shot: Hits either two separate targets or a single target. Moderate damage for each shot.
Airstrike: Roll a D6. Damage is (diceroll) x 1000.
Oblivion: Can only be used with a filled limit bar. Drops a tank on an enemy, dealing massive damage to one target.
Anna the Ranger [AG]
HP: 40,000
Attacks:
Piercing Shot: A basic attack. Has a 25% chance to hit two targets.
Arrow Rain: Hits all enemies for light damage.
Refresh: Restores a low amount of HP to a target. Increases target's defense.
Mother Earth: Can only be used with a filled limit bar. Hits all enemies and poisons them all.
(Limit bars will be 5 units long this time. You know how they work.)
( 13 / 40 )
So, the main cannon w/ arm may take awhile. Let's model it off of the Master Chair Gun, shall we?
( 3 / 5 )
Hand of Pearl...
I boost a random AG's attack!
Lance uses Airstrike on the Berserker.
Anna uses Piercing Shot on the Berserker.
Lance the Gunner and Anna the Ranger appear! They will do as you say.
Post 19(If we assume that misnumbered placeholders are invalid)
[NULLPOST]
It just occured to me that I never posted stats for this character. So I went back through the first few pages (Oh man so much effort put in here) and saw that stats seem to be decided by the GM for the most part (Am I correct? Throw me a bone here, I am known for my constant need of reassurance). As I am uncertain on these things, I will probably not try anything until the next round.
But that is the thing about Pandemonium: You never know when it is coming. IT JUST DOES.
[UN-NULLPOST]
Suika takes a swig out of her gourd. Oh, and I charge her. [2/40]
And the gourd. [2/40]
I will mostly decide the HP and attack power of entities, although you can decide what attacks an entity will have.
"With the post limit removed, there would be no need to wait for Twin to post before being able to, say, deploy a 40-charge hyper-powerful hostile entity."
Why.
Why would you do that.
"Ssh. Only watch now."
Hey look! That Creepy Dummy just met a Dumb Creeper! I wonder whether their talking or fighting...
> Dialog Spoiler:
Dumb Creeper: Hi, how are you, you strange thing? Creepy Dummy: I'm doing fine. Just being here for da Godmodder. Dumb Creeper: The Godmodder? Creepy Dummy: Ya. The Godmodder. That way cool guy over there! *Points* Dumb Creeper: You mean that floating evil looking fat guy? Creepy Dummy: You could... say.. that..... Dumb Creeper: Looks like a nice meal for tonight *Licks mouths* Creepy Dummy: You won't be eating him tonight if I have anything to do with it!! Dumb Creeper: Orly? Creepy Dummy: Yep. You have to fight me first. Dumb Creeper: Dis will be easy.. Creepy Dummy: We'll see about that... Dumb Creeper: sssSSSssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS..
We all know the outcome!
I start on something!
Something (1/?)
About the vote thing, I think it should still stay however because if it ISN'T there, then there most likely will be like 5 pages of posts between each of Twin's posts... Because with the post limit, we see like 20 posts only 3-6 hours after Twin finishes. There are ~23 hours between each of Twin's posts and yet we, the players, use up half the posts in 1/4 the time.. I vote NO simply because I think there will be a lot of spam going on if we don't have a post limit. And Twin, I know that it takes you like an hour to complete your Turn Posting, and with all these other spammy posts, it will probably take you double the time, 2 hours!! So for the sake of no spam, and no TwinBuilder stress, I vote NO.
The Creepy Dummy spazzes its arms wildy, gyrates in the air, and flies away before the Dumb Creeper explodes!
post 38?
Holy... this is like, magic! The post limit isn't completely obliterated by the time I get up!
+X to any players who claim it
4/? for my staff
14/40 for my summons
2/5 for another attack
I stay hidden in the other timeline, but I'm beginning to get a bit bored, so I start pulling Die's pins out to bring him to the dimension I'm in, slapping him, then sending him back, all within the space of about a second. Over and over again about 10 times.
No. It's SCIENCE
You got THE NORTHEN LIGHT! A brilliantly gold Arctic Staff with blue and silver ice crystals at the tips.
The second you pull Die in, he nabs the pin, sends you back to the alpha timeline, punches you so hard you fly into the ionosphere, and then prevents you from ever using his pins again!
I think the post limit should stay, because it will then take hours to complete it for TwinBuilder. But it also gives him more time to do nothing, because he doesn't always have to do his turn. Then he can wait days, or even weeks before doing his turn.
/nullpost
Okay, so we have three options we know of.
regular post limit
no post limit
per player post limit
The top one isn't working, thinking about it, the second one probably won't work either, but we might as well try one day to see if it does.
If it doesn't, I vote for the third one, although it comes with its share of problems, I think that for now, its the best one available.
The game would slow to such an absurdly slow pace that it would take like 15 updates to kill Crowbar when he comes out, if we all direct our attacks at him next turn. It would take 20 turns to charge a 40 post thing instead of like 10.
Yes. Why? This is why. I recover from strep throat enough to post, when suddenly my internet goes down for 14 hours. When it comes back up, the post limit has been surpassed for something like two or three turns. And I'm leaving for Mexico tomorrow. AND I STILL FEEL CRAPPY.
Second; it isn't. Should this be implemented, I'll be in a dilemma because I can only repair 4,000 of the Tripod's health per turn, whereas The_Serpent can deal 16,000 per turn.
Third; Yes, it will remove a lot of spam. And replace it with a ghost town because the right to post has been ridiculously nerfed.))
With posting-per-person rules in place, this would become a complete problem to people who post often, but be negligible to those who post once or twice. Fair? How about no?
With what Opel said, this site would turn into a desolate post.
All the posts above are the reasons I am not implementing a player-per-post (PPP) system.
End-of-Turn Battle:
Darnit. This is not good. Red Twin is getting me into so much troubleCall me Split. ...excuse me? That's my name. Split. ...Ok? And yours is Build. Wow. Build and Split! How original. If you don't mind me, I think I'll just call myself by my own name You mean us. We are both different facets of our personality. I think we should have different names. You think that. I don't. Whatever. Build. rmgfjklfjkl
...Anyway...
The TPP Squad deals 9,000 damage to Mickey Mouse! The Creepy Dummy falls down from the sky, still gyrating wildly! When it falls on the ground, it kills a Construct! The Highrise deals 1,500 damage to LazorGator!
The Virtuous Guardians and Giga Tank come back from the alternate dimension. Ross8815, still ENRAGED, deals 4,000 damage to OpelSpeedster! Zephhyre deals 4,000 damage to the Egg Fleet. The Tripod deals 5,000 damage to Die! The Fleetmind Battleships and Constructs deal 7,000 damage to the Berserker! Redeemer Hitler and OpelSpeedster deal 4,000 damage to SCP-682! Calypso lowers THE OPERATOR'SROOTKIT INTEGRITY by 2! The Giga Tank and Tricky the Clown deal 7,000 damage to Mickey Mouse! The Questionable Armor MK. II kills Die and deals 4,000 damage to the Charge Factory! The Virtuous Guardians deal 5,000 damage to it. Lance the Gunner and Anna the Ranger deal 10,000 damage to the Berserker! The UNSC Destroyer Maverick boosts 2 AG attacks next turn!
...My turn.
All the PGs deal 40,000 damage to the Tripod! The Godmodder destroys the Fleetmind Battleships and the UNSC Frigate Highrise!
Cybersaurus kills a Carapacian Pawn! They retaliate and deal 4,000 damage. piono, if there are any more entities that need to be added into the Pool Room, let me know.
That was barely anything! My turn.
The Death Egg MK. III deals 4,250 damage to the Fortress Wrecker! The Mob Army deals 5,000 damage to every PG entity in the Dark Cave Zone! The Mutant Mobs also get withered! The Mutant Mobs turn the SKE2-END1 Regiment into an Enderman Battalion, but take another additional 1,000 damage each. The Fortress Wrecker destroys a Stationary Dungeon!
THE OPERATOR decides to switch gears and attack entities that already have integrity! It lowers Calypso's INTEGRITY and raises OpelSpeedster's INSANE INTEGRITY by 15%!
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal: 2/5 HP.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes to Close: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Nerfed Tower of Doom, Giygas, ATV
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII DISABLED (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow:III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [1K] (The_Serpent)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Active
Endermod2000: [AG] Status: Active
comhraik: [AG] Status: Idle
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Idle
Akatia: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Xandersol: [N] Status: Active
TT2000: [N] Status: Idle
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Idle
Kabamming something means that when you're standing around doing nothing, and you get killed very quickly by the Kabammer in an unpredictable and nearly invisible way.
16/40
15/15 - UNSC destroyer Maverick summoned: spawns 3 pelicans per round and provides artillery support to AG entities. (listed as AG)
3/?
I jackhammer the alter of power until it breaks up.
I slip a whole block of ice down the OPERATOR's shirt, effectively causing him to spasm out ad lowers rootkit integrity.
I burn n A.I. data crystal chip on Calypso, both restoring integrity and raising integration.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Holy... this is like, magic! The post limit isn't completely obliterated by the time I get up!
+X to any players who claim it
4/? for my staff
14/40 for my summons
2/5 for another attack
I stay hidden in the other timeline, but I'm beginning to get a bit bored, so I start pulling Die's pins out to bring him to the dimension I'm in, slapping him, then sending him back, all within the space of about a second. Over and over again about 10 times.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
This is The Final Post!
So STOP POSTING!
What I may never know is the place of the maze, where I would have erased some fricken fairies from space; I neglected to ask before I killed the last dairy farmer who knew. I wish I had waited for you; I wish I could invoke some better part of me!
I know I'm supposed to be all, "The One," but I have too much fun killing everyone.
Something (3/?)Still at 2/?
We have passed the post limit.
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Curse PremiumOkay, so we have three options we know of.
regular post limit
no post limit
per player post limit
The top one isn't working, thinking about it, the second one probably won't work either, but we might as well try one day to see if it does.
If it doesn't, I vote for the third one, although it comes with its share of problems, I think that for now, its the best one available.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
5/20 Silver sonic
NEW RULE, YOU SHOULD ONLY BE ABLE TO POST 2 TIMES PER UPDATE!
The game would slow to such an absurdly slow pace that it would take like 15 updates to kill Crowbar when he comes out, if we all direct our attacks at him next turn. It would take 20 turns to charge a 40 post thing instead of like 10.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Oh no
The field is lopsided as it is. Would Twin let me boost your charges until you get back? It's still not fair but hey...
Also, on that note, I believe that there is a rule that allows your first post regardless of the post cap.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Why put others at a atvantage over other people.
I say that the 2 post per person per update is more fair to everyone,
Also it will remove a lot of spam.
((First; No need for Size-24 speech.
Second; it isn't. Should this be implemented, I'll be in a dilemma because I can only repair 4,000 of the Tripod's health per turn, whereas The_Serpent can deal 16,000 per turn.
Third; Yes, it will remove a lot of spam. And replace it with a ghost town because the right to post has been ridiculously nerfed.))
How 'bout 5?
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Meh, maybe a little bit too much, but if it is, its pretty close.
If we implement that, 4-6 it probably closer to what is good.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
With what Opel said, this site would turn into a desolate post.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
The Godmodder isn't affected by your statement since he has trained his brain into breathing constantly, no matter what he does, unless he doesn't want it to! So, he can never manually breathe, unlike some people.
There is a 1 in 50 chance the waffle will be the poisoned one!
+250 HP to EVERY ENTITY on the battlefield, except for the Creepy Dummy, Gravestones and Godmodder!
0)_(0
Alright...the Pool Room can stay...such caps...
And the Giga Tank can get a boost too I guess. The reason I let Crusher through was because he started that entity before the charge limit was put into place.
You got the ARCTIC STAFF! A powerful staff tipped with ice spikes at either end. It will be able to harness the power of all things polar and/or polarizing.
If by Egg Pawn you mean Badnik, then you destroy 50 Badniks!
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber (V 4.13) Enter a prompt.
>Tap single room on map
You are transported into a room. There is a large gap in the middle, with text above it saying "JUMP!!" Beyond the gap is another corridor with another sign.
Doing a 180, you are greeted with a fancy eye pictograph on the wall, a multicolored passageway on the ceiling going up, and text saying "UP" on the floor.
But that stuff probably isn't important. What IS important is getting past that gap. And jumping sounds like a good idea.
>...
Arctic Staff OR Lapis Lazuli + Gold Foil + Iron Ingot = The Northern Light (Level 3: 1/4)
You are transported into an alternate dimension! In this, you're in some sort of ornate palace; or to be more specific, a throne room. A curious sigil is displayed throughout the hall, and exquisite paintings detail an epic battle. Some of the people in it look familiar...
...And then you realize who is sitting on the throne.
Clad in Diamond Armor, is the Godmodder!
Just as he is about to get up, your pin is put back into place and you are teleported back to the battlefield.
Hey! It's not my fault-I'm not exactly under control of myself right now. Heh heh. Oh, of course you're using Comic Sans now! Why would you use anything else--HEEEEEEEEEE HE HE HE
You summon 5 more Constructs.
D: Oh COME ON! You use the Contaminated Gear on me.
THE OPERATOR loses 1 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY!
I hope you all are too.
You deal 7,500 damage to Die and freeze him!
You teleport back into the alternate timeline, where the Godmodder captures you and throws you into a dungeon! All of your attacks this turn will not be counted until you come back somehow...
THE OPERATOR dissolves the tree remover thing!
Kayuga and Mokou will be removed from the Battlefield until you return.
Welcome! Please read the OP.
You are Neutral.
"safely"
The Tripod will attack Die!
NOW WAIT JUST A SEActually, no it wouldn't. Because I would destroy the blast. You can't force either one of our splits to come out on top. We have to do it on our ownI HAVE NO INTEREST IN FIGHTING YOYeah you do.
FSEFTR: Hello Operator.
Stop trying to rip out my coding. It's not going to work.
FSEFTR: ...
Leave before I decide to permanently erase you from existence.
Your entities will do as you say.
Lance the Gunner and Anna the Ranger appear! They will do as you say.
The next AG attack will mini-crit!
I will mostly decide the HP and attack power of entities, although you can decide what attacks an entity will have.
You deal 6,000 damage to Jormungandr Midgardsormr!
The UNSC Highrise gains 2,500 HP.
THE OPERATOR loses 1 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY!
Coupled with Irecreeper's boost, the next AG attack will CRIT!
You deal 8,000 damage to the Mutant Zombie!
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What exactly does a KABAM involve? For the sake of clarity, let's assume it involves standing around and doing nothing.
It's a good investment.
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The Berserker is already poisoned!
The bot is instantly torn down by the Godmodder's 51 anti-spam plugins and 892 anti-spam plugins!
The Creepy Dummy spazzes its arms wildy, gyrates in the air, and flies away before the Dumb Creeper explodes!
It already takes me 2 hours most days
The UNSC Destroyer Maverick appears!
THE OPERATOR loses 2 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY!
Calypso gains 3 INTEGRITY and INTEGRATION!
No. It's SCIENCE
You got THE NORTHEN LIGHT! A brilliantly gold Arctic Staff with blue and silver ice crystals at the tips.
The second you pull Die in, he nabs the pin, sends you back to the alpha timeline, punches you so hard you fly into the ionosphere, and then prevents you from ever using his pins again!
All the posts above are the reasons I am not implementing a player-per-post (PPP) system.
End-of-Turn Battle:
Darnit. This is not good. Red Twin is getting me into so much troubleCall me Split. ...excuse me? That's my name. Split. ...Ok? And yours is Build. Wow. Build and Split! How original. If you don't mind me, I think I'll just call myself by my own name You mean us. We are both different facets of our personality. I think we should have different names. You think that. I don't. Whatever. Build. rmgfjklfjkl
...Anyway...
The TPP Squad deals 9,000 damage to Mickey Mouse! The Creepy Dummy falls down from the sky, still gyrating wildly! When it falls on the ground, it kills a Construct! The Highrise deals 1,500 damage to LazorGator!
The Virtuous Guardians and Giga Tank come back from the alternate dimension. Ross8815, still ENRAGED, deals 4,000 damage to OpelSpeedster! Zephhyre deals 4,000 damage to the Egg Fleet. The Tripod deals 5,000 damage to Die! The Fleetmind Battleships and Constructs deal 7,000 damage to the Berserker! Redeemer Hitler and OpelSpeedster deal 4,000 damage to SCP-682! Calypso lowers THE OPERATOR'S ROOTKIT INTEGRITY by 2! The Giga Tank and Tricky the Clown deal 7,000 damage to Mickey Mouse! The Questionable Armor MK. II kills Die and deals 4,000 damage to the Charge Factory! The Virtuous Guardians deal 5,000 damage to it. Lance the Gunner and Anna the Ranger deal 10,000 damage to the Berserker! The UNSC Destroyer Maverick boosts 2 AG attacks next turn!
...My turn.
All the PGs deal 40,000 damage to the Tripod! The Godmodder destroys the Fleetmind Battleships and the UNSC Frigate Highrise!
Cybersaurus kills a Carapacian Pawn! They retaliate and deal 4,000 damage. piono, if there are any more entities that need to be added into the Pool Room, let me know.
That was barely anything! My turn.
The Death Egg MK. III deals 4,250 damage to the Fortress Wrecker! The Mob Army deals 5,000 damage to every PG entity in the Dark Cave Zone! The Mutant Mobs also get withered! The Mutant Mobs turn the SKE2-END1 Regiment into an Enderman Battalion, but take another additional 1,000 damage each. The Fortress Wrecker destroys a Stationary Dungeon!
THE OPERATOR decides to switch gears and attack entities that already have integrity! It lowers Calypso's INTEGRITY and raises OpelSpeedster's INSANE INTEGRITY by 15%!
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal: 2/5 HP.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes to Close: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Nerfed Tower of Doom, Giygas, ATV
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 29,000/100,000. Holding Ubercharge Canteen. Contamination: IIII
Gravestone: [???] HP: 5,000/5,000. (x13.)
LORD HELIX: [N] HP: 985,750/1,000,000.
Battery Jesus: [N] HP: 8,750/60,000. ZAPDOS INTEGRITY: 40%
LazorGator: [N] HP: 32,750/40,000.
Creepy Dummy: [N] HP: 15/15. Wearing shirt that says "Godmodder's Friend".
Ross8815: [P] HP: 5,000/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Makes a redstone contraption. Votes: IIII
Zephhyre: [P] HP: 1,250/5,000. Respawns: IIII Specials: Fires an arrow at a PG. Votes: IIII
Charge Factory: [AG] HP: 5,250/100,000. Virtuous Guardians: 7,500/7,500 HP. (x9.) IT DOES NOT AUTO-BOOST CHARGES, YOU MUST BOOST IT MANUALLY.
Tripod: [AG BOSS] HP: 15,250/75,000. Thick Plating: 0/125,000. Inner Plating: 15,000/15,000. Shields: 0/20,000. Mega Laser: III Plasma Blaster: III
Constructs: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x9)
Reedemer Hitler: [AG] HP: 60,750/80,000.
OpelSpeedster: [AG] HP: 68,500/72,600/75,000.
RAGE INTEGRITY: 50% (RAISES ATTACK, LOWERS DEFENSE)
PACIFIST INTEGRITY: 21% (LOWERS ATTACK, RAISES DEFENSE)
INSANE INTEGRITY: 44% (RAISES ACCURACY, LOWERS MAX HP)
SELF INTEGRITY: 0% (LOWERS ACCURACY, RAISES MAX HP)
INSTABILITY: 0% (LOWERS MORALITY, EVENTUALLY BECOMING HOSTILE)
Calypso: [AG] CALYPSO INTEGRITY: 38%. RAMPANCY: 16% INTEGRATION: 7%
Giga Tank: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000. Heavy Plating: 15,000/15,000. Housing cannons, missile racks, and miniguns. Giga Plating: 20,000/20,000. Housing railguns, flamethrowers, and drone bays. Mega Plating: 25,000/25,000. Housing energy core and shield generator.
Tricky the Clown: [AG] HP: 5,250/10,000.
Questionable Armor Mk. II: [AG] HP: 43,250/70,000. ARMOR INTEGRITY: 55%
Lance the Gunner: [AG] HP: 40,000/40,000. Limit Break Bar: IIIII
Anna the Ranger: [AG] HP: 40,000/40,000. Limit Break Bar: IIIII
UNSC Destroyer Maverick: [AG] HP: 30,000/30,000.
SCP-682: [PG] HP: 21,900/100,000.
Berserker: [PG] HP: 4,650/150,000. Poison: III
Jormungandr Midgardsormr: [PG] HP: 9,250/85,000. Poison: III
Oblivion, The Destroyer: [PG] HP: 7,750/90,000.
Egg Fleet: [PG] HP: 51,650/90,000.
Mickey Mouse: [PG] HP: 2,150/60,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 49/125. GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 90%
THE OPERATOR: [H] HP: Tick.
ROOTKIT INTEGRITY: 90% (LOWERED BY 1 EACH TURN DUE TO CALYPSO RAMPANCY)
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SELF-AWARENESS: 100%
GLITCH PROBABILITY: 9,223,372,036,854,775,807%
Pool Room:
Cybersaurus: [AG] HP: 31,250/50,000. Head: 0/30,000. CYBERSAURUS INTEGRITY: 55%
Crowbar: [PG] HP: 70,000/70,000.
Carapacian Pawns: [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x4.)
Dark Cave Zone:
Death Egg Mk. III: [N] HP: 20,250/40,000. Shields: 0/20,000. Throne Room: 2,000/2,000. (Housing Godmodder Sigma.) Badnik Factory: 10,000/10,000. Badniks: 100 HP. (x250.)
Zombie Battalion: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000.
Enderman Battalions: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x5.)
Wither General: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Can attack three times.
CRP3 Regiment: [AG] CRP: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x3.)
SKE5 Regiment: [AG] SKE: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x5.)
WSK3 Regiment: [AG] WSK: 10,000/10,000. (x3.)
Stationary Dungeon: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x2.)
Mutant Skeleton: [PG] HP: 22,750/100,000. Wither: III
Mutant Zombie: [PG] HP: 38,750/100,000. Wither: III
Mutant Creeper: [PG] HP: 49,750/100,000. Wither: III
Fortress Wrecker: [PG] HP: 23,000/75,000.
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [P]
The Forge:
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII DISABLED (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [1K] (The_Serpent)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Active
Endermod2000: [AG] Status: Active
comhraik: [AG] Status: Idle
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Idle
Akatia: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Xandersol: [N] Status: Active
TT2000: [N] Status: Idle
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Idle
MIGHT AS WELL INSTA-KILL THE OPERATOR IN A BADLY THOUGHT-OUT ATTACK!
((+2 to Rage integrity))
Tripod Repairment: 7/15.
31/40
Hmm, could I use both charges to destroy both twins?
Raidriar's Warning: 6/40
Tripod Repairs: 8/15
I Kabam the Godmodder.
Kabamming something means that when you're standing around doing nothing, and you get killed very quickly by the Kabammer in an unpredictable and nearly invisible way.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...