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"Hey godmodder, you may have stopped the Checkhov's Gun, but did you stop the checkhov's reactor?"

Remember that Infinity Reactor from DTG 1? I pull it out and prepare some planning with it.

...
I think it lasted for less time then the original Master-Chair-Gun...

Matt uses Wind Slash!
Natalie uses Thunderstorm, and tries to get the blessing of Battery Jesus to power it up!

I wail away at the Endermancer.
With a whale, of course!

I do /weather rain. Before it says "you do not have permissions for that", I have the virus fix that for me (automatic physics engine crit).

18/40 (I derped) + 2 factory charge

10/10

4/15 on alter

+1 to Pionoplayer and Ninjatwist's charges.
+1 to Crusher48's next charge (please help me)

I capture SCP-682 using 50 metric tons of elephant trank and contain it in a three meter thick 5m x 5m x 5m acid resistant titanium box that is filled with hydrochloric acid and load it into a modified obsidian-diamond composite MAC round. The MAC round is launched it into space at 20% the speed of light at a black hole. The MAC around slingshots back at 400% the speed of light in addition and it hits Berserker while spewing acid. It is moving to fast to dodge.

(3/10 main gun)

The Preston Cole is capable of counterattacking without spending its offensive action (it inherited the stats that were to given the the UNSC Infinity in my summoning attempt. Remember?)

Quote from TT2000

Suddenly, my Ends of the Earth decimates the USNC Preston Crane!

There is no Preston Crane!

( 1 / 40 )
Time to beat all the EBF games again.
On EPIC!
Besides, I need to summon the other two...

( 1 / 20 )
I place out a distress beacon, in an attempt to call in a player!

I remember what I was doing, and FLIP THE [email protected]#$ OUT over another chair entity.
I toss several EXPLOSIVE NUCLEAR NON-HEATSEEKING CHAIRS at the Godmodder and a random PG!
Yes, they still penetrate bunkers.
Yes, I got Lord Helix's blessing for extra damage.
Yes, it has waffles.

6/40
6/40

I order an air strike of antivirus on the virus

The Enclave Infantry commandeers the Flamethrower Tanks.

The Enclave use their Plasma Rifles to upgrade the tanks and turn them into Plasma-Flame Tanks.

I begin to re-scavenge my armor. 1/40

Bethclaw attacks a random PG entity.

No one's gonna miss Pluto it's not counted as a planet. *Uses strong telekinetic powers to slam it into Clover*

I order a squad of 5 Saber-class fighters to be deployed from the Preston Cole and shoot down fesftr's bomber.

21/40
10/10 - The CIC - Teamwork upgrade: whenever the Preston Cole attacks, it and all entities attacking the same thing receive a 10% boost to attack and speed

+1 to Irecreeper, Pionoplayer, and Ninjatwist's charges

5/15 on alter

+1 to the forward facing main guns

Questionable Armor Mk. II: 2/40

Plasma-Flame Tanks gun down fseftr's bomber.

Oh, hey, I forgot about my Minecart Turret. I use it to upgrade the Plasma-Flame Tanks.

[13/40]

"Status update."

Tungsten transfer has proven problematic.
Bizarre properties wrecking transporter.
Recommend additional transporters.

"I don't have any more transporters."

Pencil of Doom currently being transported.
Power limited to 4%.

"Still, that's enough to destroy a stadium at the drop of a pencil."

Cannot currently break limit.
Will attempt to after Redeemer Hitler has been in play for 10 turns.

( 3 / 40 )
Why is EPIC so hard!?

( 3 / 20 )
Oh, I got the first letter of his name!
Z-------
It's something.

Questionable Armor Mk. II: 3/40

I throw plasma grenades everywhere.

[14/40]

"This'll take a while, won't it?"

You specified a 40 post charge.
Don't blame me for this.

I put my charge on hold to try to make it so you can go IN the Everydimensional portal.

*One montage later*

"Alright, let's just look into there..hey that looks like Terraria...what the? It's sucking me in!"

I look around to see that I had accidently rigged the Everydimensional portal to suck us into Terraria!

AHHHHHHHHH!

(Yes, I'm trying to start an event that puts us in Terraria.)

In addition to slamming Pluto into Clover, I teleport a warehouse overhead and hand Clover an umbrella that opens in his hands and have replaced Pluto's core with a annie-plant large enough to power a battleplate. On its own.

22/40

6/15 on the alter

+1 to Pionoplayer's charges and the next person that helps me. (Excluding Pionoplayer)
+1 to the main gun

[15/40]

"Come on. We need at least SOMETHING that can do damage!"

Engie.
What are you trying to achieve.
This is the fastest speed possible.
Any faster may create negative energy.

Questionable Armor Mk. II: 4/40

I bake a pie.

40/40 Egg Fleet

31/40 Death Egg MKIII

28/40 Project deadly cuddles

Questionable Armor Mk. II: 4/40 [part found!]
parts: Crockercorp Carrier protective plate

I throw pies at Clover.