I pour hydrogen isotopes, kugelblitzes (infinite amounts of energy in a singularity), plasma and beteigeuze-1 into a cup, disguise it as tea and then pour it into a mincer, where I mix it with U-260 and the leftovers of goanna, then apply the power of a tsar bomb if it had an outer casing of Uranium and last but not least summon undead jimmies to pour this doomsday tonic into the eye.
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I somehow combine a spear and a sonic screwdriver to make a hypersonic spear launcher. I then fire the sonic spear launcher into the 1WAK's eye with hypersonic speed.
I pour hydrogen isotopes, kugelblitzes (infinite amounts of energy in a singularity), plasma and beteigeuze-1 into a cup, disguise it as tea and then pour it into a mincer, where I mix it with U-260 and the leftovers of goanna, then apply the power of a tsar bomb if it had an outer casing of Uranium and last but not least summon undead jimmies to pour this doomsday tonic into the eye.
1WAK heals the Ghost Pirate Ship for +10,000 HP! The Pro-Godmodders forces attack the Fort's two turrets, rendering them inoperable! All the Anti-Godmodders are too scared to do anything against 1WAK and the Pro-Godmodders!
Sam the Stubborn Stone Golem: [AG] HP: 10,300/16,000.
johnnyboy1337: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 3/3. Special: Gives a buff to all anti-godmodders on the field for 1 turn. Votes: {0/4}
fireflame: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 3/3. Special: Fires an ender pearl barrage at a random pro-godmodder, dealing heavy damage. Votes: {1/4}
Raposaurus Rex: [???] HP: 20,000/20,000. Bribing: 60% AG. Will attack in 5 turns.
One-Winged Angel Kirby: [PG?] HP: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000/1,000,000,000,000,000,000. Eye: 11,100/30,000. Specials: If not killed in 3 turns, everything on the field dies, except the Godmodder.
Seeing that this is a godmodder we are dealing with, I decide to use weapons of mass destruction. After all, if the enemy is not going to relent, neither should we!
I bombard the area within a 10,000 radius around spawn with various chemical weapons, including sarin, mustard gas, and VX. For good measure, I also release anthrax spores and malaria-infested mosquitoes in the area.
You're going to do this for a while, aren't you? I was originally going to say secret charges aren't allowed, but since I see you doing one, I guess they're fine.
Seeing that this is a godmodder we are dealing with, I decide to use weapons of mass destruction. After all, if the enemy is not going to relent, neither should we!
I bombard the area within a 10,000 radius around spawn with various chemical weapons, including sarin, mustard gas, and VX. For good measure, I also release anthrax spores and malaria-infested mosquitoes in the area.
Before you strike, the godmodder teleports back in time and switches the chemicals, spores, and mosquitoes you were using and makes them harmless! He then gets the bad chemicals and pours them on you!
I finally finish killing cows and make leather armor. I also apologize for accidentally sating iron armor earlier.
Meta Knight leads the Anti-Godmodders on an attack against the Pro-Godmodders! They end up dealing 7,500 damage to the Ghost Pirate Ship! 1WAK is starting to look very angry...
Suddenly, many things happen at once! 1WAK starts raging, and swoops in on the attackers! With the help of the other Pro-Godmodders, the Level 3 Sentry Gun is killed, and the Godmodder scoops up the wreckage. Both players are attacked as well, killing each of them! They use up a respawn. The Pro-Godmodders bribe Raposaurus Rex with the promise of free dental, dealing -25% bribing!
Sam the Stubborn Stone Golem: [AG] HP: 10,300/16,000.
johnnyboy1337: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 2/3. Special: Gives a buff to all anti-godmodders on the field for 1 turn. Votes: {0/4}
fireflame: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 2/3. Special: Fires an ender pearl barrage at a random pro-godmodder, dealing heavy damage. Votes: {1/4}
Meta Knight: [AG] 17,000/17,000.
Raposaurus Rex: [???] HP: 20,000/20,000. Bribing: 55% AG. Will attack in 4 turns.
One-Winged Angel Kirby: [PG?] HP: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000/1,000,000,000,000,000,000. Eye: 6,800/30,000. Specials: If not killed in 2 turns, everything on the field dies, except the Godmodder.
I create a cake, and feed it to the 1WAK. he eats it (because kirby eats everything), then realizes THE CAKE IS A LIE! It explodes, launching its eyeball out of its socket and into the moon. it goes to retrieve it, but on the way back SCP-225-2 crashes into its eye.
TT2000, you are genius.
1,000 damage to the eye! Sam the Stubborn Stone Golem healed for +500 HP!
1,300 damage!
+10% AG bribing!
Golem healed for +500 health! +15% AG bribing!
Disgusted by the canniabalism you are trying to force on him, -10% AG bribing!
1WAK does not need to touch the ground. He floats!
1,400 damage to the eye!
Additional 500 damage to the attack!
Wrath Kitten reverted to normal. 1,200 damage!
+300 Golem health. 1WAK easily dodges the rock.
You used Rule #2 right. An additional 400 damage added to the attack!
A whopping 2,000 damage against the eye!
900 damage!
1WAK heals the Ghost Pirate Ship for +10,000 HP! The Pro-Godmodders forces attack the Fort's two turrets, rendering them inoperable! All the Anti-Godmodders are too scared to do anything against 1WAK and the Pro-Godmodders!
Fort: [AG] HP: 4,500/9,000. Shields: 55%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 0. Turret 2. HP: 0.
Level 3 Sentry Gun: [AG] HP: 7,000/12,000. Ammo: 80%. Rockets: 90%.
Red Dragon: [AG] HP: 10,000/15,000.
Sam the Stubborn Stone Golem: [AG] HP: 10,300/16,000.
johnnyboy1337: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 3/3. Special: Gives a buff to all anti-godmodders on the field for 1 turn. Votes: {0/4}
fireflame: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 3/3. Special: Fires an ender pearl barrage at a random pro-godmodder, dealing heavy damage. Votes: {1/4}
Raposaurus Rex: [???] HP: 20,000/20,000. Bribing: 60% AG. Will attack in 5 turns.
One-Winged Angel Kirby: [PG?] HP: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000/1,000,000,000,000,000,000. Eye: 11,100/30,000. Specials: If not killed in 3 turns, everything on the field dies, except the Godmodder.
Ghost Pirate Ship: [PG] HP: 14,000/20,000.
Godmodder: HP: 108/125.
I continue killing cows.
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An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I bombard the area within a 10,000 radius around spawn with various chemical weapons, including sarin, mustard gas, and VX. For good measure, I also release anthrax spores and malaria-infested mosquitoes in the area.
A shadow fall across the battlefield...
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I bribe the T-Rex with time machine that allows other Dinosaurs like itself to be sent to the safety of the present to accompany him.
I continue continuing to kill cows. It takes a LONG TIME to get iron armor!
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A cloaked figure glides down from the sky, challenging Kirby to a battle!
I finally finish killing cows and make leather armor. I also apologize for accidentally sating iron armor earlier.
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The 1WAK does not have a foot! It floats, remember?
1,000 damage!
You're going to do this for a while, aren't you? I was originally going to say secret charges aren't allowed, but since I see you doing one, I guess they're fine.
1,500 damage to the Ship!
1,300 damage! Next attack on the 1WAK will crit!
Before you strike, the godmodder teleports back in time and switches the chemicals, spores, and mosquitoes you were using and makes them harmless! He then gets the bad chemicals and pours them on you!
+500 health to Sam! The beam of go;d is somehow translated to "god" in the server's auto-correct plugin, dealing 3,000 damage (crit added)!
+15% bribing!
Meta Knight added!
Meta Knight leads the Anti-Godmodders on an attack against the Pro-Godmodders! They end up dealing 7,500 damage to the Ghost Pirate Ship! 1WAK is starting to look very angry...
Suddenly, many things happen at once! 1WAK starts raging, and swoops in on the attackers! With the help of the other Pro-Godmodders, the Level 3 Sentry Gun is killed, and the Godmodder scoops up the wreckage. Both players are attacked as well, killing each of them! They use up a respawn. The Pro-Godmodders bribe Raposaurus Rex with the promise of free dental, dealing -25% bribing!
Fort: [AG] HP: 4,500/9,000. Shields: 55%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 0. Turret 2. HP: 0.
Red Dragon: [AG] HP: 10,000/15,000.
Sam the Stubborn Stone Golem: [AG] HP: 10,300/16,000.
johnnyboy1337: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 2/3. Special: Gives a buff to all anti-godmodders on the field for 1 turn. Votes: {0/4}
fireflame: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 2/3. Special: Fires an ender pearl barrage at a random pro-godmodder, dealing heavy damage. Votes: {1/4}
Meta Knight: [AG] 17,000/17,000.
Raposaurus Rex: [???] HP: 20,000/20,000. Bribing: 55% AG. Will attack in 4 turns.
One-Winged Angel Kirby: [PG?] HP: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000/1,000,000,000,000,000,000. Eye: 6,800/30,000. Specials: If not killed in 2 turns, everything on the field dies, except the Godmodder.
Ghost Pirate Ship: [PG] HP: 12,500/20,000.
Godmodder: HP: 108/125.
I punt the godmodder.
Hello!!!
A bunch of random spaceships appear over the battle and begin attacking the pro-godmodders.
Space Battlefleet: [AG]: 1,000/1,000 HP. Attacks all pro-godmodders every turn for a small amount of damage.
Edit: POST 500! All damage is amplified.