But seriously, C418's work is amazing. Go check it out. And, the post limit was not reached. You guys have to learn to keep track of nullposts and my posts; they don't count either!
"Yes! It's finished! The AI is fully coded! Demonator, boot up! Load memory preset 1!"
"Powering up. Loading memory preset 1. Main objective: Kill all Pro-Godmodders. Secondary objective: Kill all entities who attack Anti-Godmodder entities. All systems online."
"Great! You're free to go to the battlefield."
With that, The Demonator storms off.
"Do you think that the Demonator will suffice?"
"I spent a lot of time charging it, and it has a wide variety of attacks. Trust me, if it doesn't crush all the PGs, it will at least give them a tough time."
Demonator: [AG] HP: 175,000/175,000 Shields: 25,000/25,000 Shield Integrity: 100% Übercharge:Idle Übercharge Integrity: IIIIIII Ready! Eletricity: 4000/4000 (Remove 100 for every post of yours, TwinBuilder. Once it reaches 0, the Demonator will enter 'standby mode' where it has to wait 5 turns until it fully recharges)
Whoa... It's... It's HUGE!!!
Out of nowhere, the Demonator, the first AG Boss, appears! However, its Electricty will drop at 250 each turn. Also, could you post all its special abilities that you've been talking about in one post, please?
I create a decoy TwinBuilder to confuse MetalSonic.
And then I ask the Godmodder what happens if an user loses connection to the server. Or if the eletricity suddently runs out.
You create a Decoy TwinBuilder! Hey, that looks a lot like me.
Hi.
...Who said that?
Anyways, the Godmodder's virus is, as I'm sure you've gathered by now, no ordinary virus. It has many special properties. Since the Godmodder thrives off of players, the virus is designed to protect the player's computers. In the case of electricity running out, the virus will keep the computer online. And a user can never lose connection, because the virus strengthens the computer's ping!
At the last second, I jump in front of Twinbuilder with the Razorback, Chargin' Targe, Splendid Screen and a Dead Ringer, absorbing every single damage Mantacruise would have otherwise dealt.
The attack failed, but hey thanks! (As a side note, I have all of those weapons. I'm not a very good Demoknight though.)
You're too late, sigma! He's arrived at the Shadows Complex (where I work), far from the battlefield. Or are you?
Warning: Long post...
Speaking of which...
Meteoric Barrage: 40/40
Now Compelete.
All work at the Shadows Complex has been canceled today. This is a great event. Today, we unleash a project the Constructs have been working on for weeks. Today, I start the meteoric barrage!
As I step up to a large structure veiled in a large curtain, guarded by four Elite Constructs, all the workers, both construct and human, burst into applause. Once it dies down, I reveal what lies under the curtain.
"This day, all Pro-Godmodders will rue their choice to side with our enemy!"
What I stand in front of is a large metal tube, lined with intricate gears and machinery. Crews of constructs stand at its sides, strapped into boards, and ready to crank large rods that lie at chest level, their hands outstretched, gripping said rods as if they were the secret to defeating the Godmodder itself. I begin to speak.
"Before we begin our massive attack, it would be my honor to introduce TwinBuilder, a player who may hold the secret to defeating the Godmodder."
As TwinBuilder exits the transport rover, cheering and applause is heard from the audience. Two constructs are at his sides, seeing to restrain him if he goes rogue. As I warmly welcome him, I tell him, openly to the audience, that he will be given a place to stay after the attack is launched.
And so, I raise my hand, and raise my voice.
"Let the Meteoric Barrage begin!"
The machine suddenly springs into motion, the strapped-in constructs cranking the massive rods that, as I explain, control and intricate system of magnets to control each meteor directly onto its targets, the Pro-Godmodder entities. As they are cranked, the great magnetic machine points to the sky above the PG side of the battlefield. As some of the mechanics slow to a churn, then dimming until finally stopping, a massive array of asteroids seemingly materializes out of the sky, above the PG entities. As the mechanics whirr down, and the constructs clamber from their spots, workers cheering, the sound of metallic screeching breaks the uproar. Humans flee, Constructs mobilize for battle, and I begin to give orders:
"Alert! A neutral entity of the Wily Egg Zone has infiltrated our core! All forces mobilize for battle! Those who defend TwinBuilder, get him out of there, he's the main target! This is an emergency!"
Suddenly, I arm myself with a ninjato sword sharpened to the point of the ability to cleave through gemstones, a crossbow and a quiver of bolts, perfected over years in case of an emergency, and a set of quick-equip, hardened armor from a compartment in the podium. Soldiers burst through the sides of the display area, thirsty to turn Metal Sonic to scrap metal. The attack is on.
Instead of health, this entity's damage meter is measured in Meteors. When Descent reaches 0, each meteor will deal 200 damage to a random PG entity. This means, at full Meteors, if a single entity happens to be targeted, both of which are unlikely, it will deal a devastating 200000 damage. An ordinary PG attack will clear 15-5 meteors, depending on how widespread the attack is to be. These Meteors cannot be targeted by entities until Descent reaches 2.
If these stats need to be tweaked, feel free to negotiate with PMs.
Attacks
Mace Mash: 4000 melee damage.
Body Slam: 7000 melee damage. Requires one turn to get back up, meaning it cannot attack.
Metal Sonic [N]
Feel free to negotiate any tweaks over PM. Seeing as how Metal Sonic can dodge well, from my information, I'm sure they'll be balanced.
Whoa... WHOA! That was a pretty flashy attack, but I guess I've gotta run! I hope you'll be alright, ninjatwist. You seem pretty capable of fighting on your own.
However, since the Crockercorp Carriers are in space, they can attack the meteors at any time! But every other PG entity cannot attack them until the descent reaches 3. Other than that, it seems pretty good.
I decide to use on final alchemization for an ultimate weapon! I take a leaf from the GAEA TREE (thats nature green, not supervillian homestuck green) and alchemize it with starry night! I have like, 5 elemental types in this one bow(I'm assuming its still a bow...)!
Starry Night AND Gaea Leaf = Ends of the Earth (Level 6: 1/7)
Oh. Looks like you can't alchemize this weapon yet. That may change soon, though!
I suddenly head back into the server, and find that the bridge broke again.
My Wily Egg Invasion strikes, however! I open a portal into the wily egg zone, deploy my army, then leave the portal open.
Zombie Horde: 25000/25000 HP (generally the first in the fight)
Skeleton Ranged: 7500/7500 HP (counterstrikes if attacked)
Creeper demolitions: 10000/10000 HP (loses 1000 HP after attack, high damage to structures)
Spider operatives: 7500/7500 HP (high damage, poison)
253rd ESFB: 15000/15000 HP (teleports, bypass defenses)
Ghast air support: 5000/5000 HP (flying, only attackable by ranged)
Wither General: 20000/20000 HP (3 attacks, slightly boosts allies)
Mobile Dungeon: 20000/20000 HP (regenerates 2500 HP of mobs per round).
UOSS Actions: repairs executed on thruster mounts, all other actions are whatever the UOSS feels like doing.
Virus Actions: attack physics engine!
Tagon's Toughs Actions: with shields down, the TAG falls back, teraports the mixed grunts back on board for extremely advanced medicine (dead grunts have brain backups restored), and then teraports 2 hostile carriers into a collision.
The WILY EGG INVASION has started! It looks like everyone's starting to turn on each other. Hmm...
Metal Sally
HP:40,000
Attacks:
-Sword-like blades mounted in her forearms
-Powerful laser hidden inside one of her locks of hair
-Claw-like fingers to slash
Abilities:
-Ability to project a powerful force field around herself, shielding her from enemy attacks
Buffs:
-Possesses her formidable martial arts skills
16/20 Gift for Godmodder(Real Gift, good gift not a trap)
8/40 Project Deadly Cuddles
I command all my forces in the Wily Egg Zone to activate Defensive maneuvers!!
I tell Metal sonic, Zero and Metal Sally to cut up the zombie hoard.
Metal Sally appears! The Wily Egg Zone activates defensive maneuvers! Metal Sonic, Zero, and Metal Sally will attack the Zombie Horde!
I'm just going to answer twinbuilder's attack to the mailbox since I missed the post limit
the mailbox is unharmed, and everyone knows this because everything affected by frozen horror (remember, its in effect from the time received to the time the mailbox dies), it did however distract the mailbox long enough to have this last rounds effect of only the SAM being frozen, the mailbox is enroute to the battlefield 1/3, until then, only frozen horror will take effect.
Guys, if the post limit has been reached, WHICH IT HAS, stop posting!!!
Actually, after counting the number of nullposts and Twin's posts, this post, my post, is the FINAL post. All posts after this will NOT count.
I give TwinBuilder a potion of Regeneration XX for 3 seconds.
I then go slap a guy with a red name!
And I do a little repairing to my base's structure, so it regains 1,000 Health.
And, I sue the guy that copied my idea for the Military Base. He now owes me $123,456,789.9876543210. He has to come up with the money somehow, or else his base WILL be destroyed by my lawyer in 2 Turns. (On Twin's 3rd Update Post, If The Money Is Not There, Your Base WILL Be Gone!!!)
Actually, the post limit wasn't reached because of nullposts.
So! You unleash a SUE onto 5l1n65h07! If he cannot find $123,456,789.9876543210 in three posts, XMSAT will be destroyed automatically.
S.A.M. cannot attack due to the Mailbox! The Mailbox is making its way to the battlefield.
Scratch + Grounder and the Lava Lizard deal 4,000 damage to the Infinity Seal Breaker!
The Meteoric Barrage begins its descent! The Crockercorp Carriers notice the meteors and prepare to fire on them... The Demonator deals 5,000 damage to the Mighty Mozarella! The UOSS repairs the Thruster Mounts for 2,000 HP! Raidriar deals 8,000 damage to the Mighty Mozarella! The T.O.U.G.H. Troops kill 5 members of Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Strife! The T.O.U.G.H. Leaders deal 4,500 damage to the Mighty Mozarella! The Exploding Vehicle Factory produces a Vehicle Factory, which deals 1,000 damage to Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Starkiller and Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Aggrieve! Titan Vinta deals 4,000 damage to the Mighty Mozzarella! Nyarlathotep cannot attack! Tagon's Toughs falls back, heals the Mixed Ground Force, and deals 2,000 damage to Crockercorp Carrier General and Crockercorp Carrier English! The Sriracha Chicken deals 1,000 damage to the Mighty Mozzarella! XMSAT cannot attack because it is sued! The VIRUS cannot attack due to the Mailbox!
The Crockercorp Fleet destroys 40 meteors and erases T.O.U.G.H. from the map! Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Strife and Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Aggrieve destroy the Exploding Vehicle Factory and deal 5,000 damage to Titan Vinta! Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Starkiller destroys the remaining Thruster Mount! The UOSS starts to descend once more. Its elevation drops to 4! Uh-oh. Luckily, I think I'm away from the explosion. The Mighty Mozzarella cannot attack due to the PHYSICS ENGINE! The Godmodder mini-crit kills Nyarlathotep!
Every single member of the Wily Egg Invasion Team destroys the Egg Swat Factory! Zero and Metal Sally deal 7,000 damage to the Zombie Horde! The Wily Egg and Egg Swats deal 6,000 damage to the Wither General!
ninjatwist deals 4,000 damage to Metal Sonic, who doesn't evade the attack in time! Metal Sonic deals 3,000 damage to ninjatwist! I remain in the central area.
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII DISABLED (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII DISABLED (PitTheAngel)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
Akatia: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
1TrollLtd: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07 [AG] Status: Active
Chaplain_Grimaldus: [AG] Status: Active
MinecrafterMenno: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
rubyleehs: [AG] Status: Idle
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Idle
SnakeBut: [AG] Status: Idle
Xentonic: [AG] Status: Idle
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Idle
comhraik: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
kazar14: [PG] Status: Idle
RC_118: [PG] Status: Idle
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
Trewqs: [N] Status: Active
Mantacruise: [N] Status: Active
Twin, just a sidenote, I'm expecting Raidriar to start using Turning Cleave right about now, sinc he's past 2/3 of his health. If you need to keep track of passives and such, keep them in notes, or under the entity's current stats in the battlefield, so everyone can view them.
I load a crossbow as I call for backup constructs, and I start shouting into a massive doorway to bring Twinbuilder as far as possible into the SCCS (Shadows Complex Central Structure).
Quest: 14/40
Examining ancient tome...
Alchemy: COMPLEEETE!
By the way, that was the Boom Stick Scope && Windows Stop Working.
Firstly, Soulless Serpent barrages the Meteors with this new weapon, flying up into space to hit them!
Then, the Crockercorp Invasion continues with DRONE WAVE TWO! The Crockercorp Imperial Drones Moirallegiance and Auspistice appear!
Finally, get ready...
Click the spoiler.
CLICK THE SPOILER ALREADY!
On my quest, I find a mysterious old tome. Inside, I find a prophecy. And no, this is NOT the final goal of my quest.
The prophecy states that a long time ago, when Minecraftia was still ripe in its Indev stage, there was a Godmodder. Not our Godmodder, but a different, far older one. This Godmodder was so good at godmodding that he even managed once to make Herobrine rage-quit. Not that Herobrine is a match for OUR Godmodder, but that he managed to strike fear in the heart of that THING, is truly spectacular. He was so good that he was elevated beyond the normal scale, to the fabled rank of Psi Godmodder.
But alas, Notch managed to delete his account, strip him of his infinite alts, and permanently ban him from every single site related to Minecraft. This was done by use of the Disc of Mojang, an ancient disk that belonged to Notch. It could do many things, notably banning a player from everything, but it could only do each thing once. And thus, it was very precious. This Godmodder tried with all his hacking skills to breach the wall, but the Disc was a powerful thing. His efforts were in vain.
But before he retired, he issued a prophecy. "There will be a Godmodder. This Godmodder will be one of a kind, and he will restore my legacy. He will become the next Psi Godmodder. In order to be the true one, he must gather up the Ancestral Artifacts, and use them as he will. He must defeat a band of players, and he must, uh, follow the plot a mysterious fellow named the GM sets for him! That most of all! So sayeth the last Psi Godmodder!"
I close the tome. Wow. I am so surprised that I don't even notice that I had been reading aloud, and that I had also been speaking into a microphone leading to the battlefield, and that the volume setting was turned up to x657500 Jet Plane. This causes everybody's eardrums to break. I realize that I have the Ancestral Artifacts! But I know I am not the one mentioned in the prophecy, if it is real. If the prophecy speaks true, it must be... It must be... Well, you know. I immediately begin to create a portal, not noticing the TNT beside me.
The explosion can be heard for miles.
Is the prophecy true or not, I wonder? Not know what I'm talking about? THEN READ THE SPOILER!
The Exploding Vehicle Factory produces a Vehicle Factory, which deals 1,000 damage to Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Starkiller and Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Aggrieve!
3 XMSAT Recognizers will attack Crockercorp Carrier Betty!
Whoa... It's... It's HUGE!!!
Out of nowhere, the Demonator, the first AG Boss, appears! However, its Electricty will drop at 250 each turn. Also, could you post all its special abilities that you've been talking about in one post, please?
Gold Foil AND Lapis Lazuli = Malachite (Level 1: 1/2)
That's some anv11111111111111111177777777#&)!#!!!!
S5,000 damage.
/thread
You are creating a Care Package. It will be a one-use item.
The RED BARRELS are cooling down. You cannot use them this turn!
They defy gravity and all somehow float up to the UOSS, destroying its remaining Thruster Mount!
You repair the Thruster Mounts for 500 HP!
Metal Sonic is now back in the Wily Egg Zone.
You create a Decoy TwinBuilder! Hey, that looks a lot like me.
Hi.
...Who said that?
Anyways, the Godmodder's virus is, as I'm sure you've gathered by now, no ordinary virus. It has many special properties. Since the Godmodder thrives off of players, the virus is designed to protect the player's computers. In the case of electricity running out, the virus will keep the computer online. And a user can never lose connection, because the virus strengthens the computer's ping!
What... What IS that thing?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--
Wait. It just shriveled up and died. It looks like you saying it was the cutest AND ugliest thing caused its brain to explode. Huh.
The attack failed, but hey thanks! (As a side note, I have all of those weapons. I'm not a very good Demoknight though.)
You kill 2 of their Soldiers!
That's... that's very nice of you. Good morality. Pssh.
Anyway, thanks for the ring of fire.
The fire burns the Mighty Mozzarella before the Godmodder stomps the fire out!
Whoa... WHOA! That was a pretty flashy attack, but I guess I've gotta run! I hope you'll be alright, ninjatwist. You seem pretty capable of fighting on your own.
However, since the Crockercorp Carriers are in space, they can attack the meteors at any time! But every other PG entity cannot attack them until the descent reaches 3. Other than that, it seems pretty good.
The Egg Swats successfully retreat! However, Metal Sonic cannot! He is in a duel with ninjatwist321!
Starry Night AND Gaea Leaf = Ends of the Earth (Level 6: 1/7)
Oh. Looks like you can't alchemize this weapon yet. That may change soon, though!
All the Egg Swats have retreated.
Oh come on. 2,000 damage. Hey! I didm'7 6717( )( ! 0)( (ome on.
You shoot a ballistic knife at it, dealing 4,000 damage!
TNT > Very Fine = Antimatter Bomb (Level 4)
2,000 damage to Scratch and Grounder and the Lava Lizard!
The WILY EGG INVASION has started! It looks like everyone's starting to turn on each other. Hmm...
The entities will do as you say!
Oh, I thought I was running, but ok.
Metal Sally appears! The Wily Egg Zone activates defensive maneuvers! Metal Sonic, Zero, and Metal Sally will attack the Zombie Horde!
That's somef 1r eee33 3 3 3,750 damage.
Yep, I'm pretty much safe. The only one there is Metal Sonic! You will attack him.
The Mailbox is unharmed!
Apparently!
Actually, the post limit wasn't reached because of nullposts.
So! You unleash a SUE onto 5l1n65h07! If he cannot find $123,456,789.9876543210 in three posts, XMSAT will be destroyed automatically.
End-of-Turn Battle:
S.A.M. cannot attack due to the Mailbox! The Mailbox is making its way to the battlefield.
Scratch + Grounder and the Lava Lizard deal 4,000 damage to the Infinity Seal Breaker!
The Meteoric Barrage begins its descent! The Crockercorp Carriers notice the meteors and prepare to fire on them... The Demonator deals 5,000 damage to the Mighty Mozarella! The UOSS repairs the Thruster Mounts for 2,000 HP! Raidriar deals 8,000 damage to the Mighty Mozarella! The T.O.U.G.H. Troops kill 5 members of Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Strife! The T.O.U.G.H. Leaders deal 4,500 damage to the Mighty Mozarella! The Exploding Vehicle Factory produces a Vehicle Factory, which deals 1,000 damage to Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Starkiller and Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Aggrieve! Titan Vinta deals 4,000 damage to the Mighty Mozzarella! Nyarlathotep cannot attack! Tagon's Toughs falls back, heals the Mixed Ground Force, and deals 2,000 damage to Crockercorp Carrier General and Crockercorp Carrier English! The Sriracha Chicken deals 1,000 damage to the Mighty Mozzarella! XMSAT cannot attack because it is sued! The VIRUS cannot attack due to the Mailbox!
The Crockercorp Fleet destroys 40 meteors and erases T.O.U.G.H. from the map! Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Strife and Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Aggrieve destroy the Exploding Vehicle Factory and deal 5,000 damage to Titan Vinta! Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Starkiller destroys the remaining Thruster Mount! The UOSS starts to descend once more. Its elevation drops to 4! Uh-oh. Luckily, I think I'm away from the explosion. The Mighty Mozzarella cannot attack due to the PHYSICS ENGINE! The Godmodder mini-crit kills Nyarlathotep!
Every single member of the Wily Egg Invasion Team destroys the Egg Swat Factory! Zero and Metal Sally deal 7,000 damage to the Zombie Horde! The Wily Egg and Egg Swats deal 6,000 damage to the Wither General!
ninjatwist deals 4,000 damage to Metal Sonic, who doesn't evade the attack in time! Metal Sonic deals 3,000 damage to ninjatwist! I remain in the central area.
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal HP: 4/5.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: ???, ???, ???.
S.A.M.: [H] HP: 49,800/100,000. Glass: 0/100,000 HP.
Bloody Frozen Wailing Shrieking Unnatural Mailbox of DOOM: [H] HP: 1/5. Flaw: Undiscovered.
Scratch and Grounder: [N] HP: 18,000/20,000.
Lava Lizard: [N] HP: 18,000/20,000.
BUDDERBUDDER: [P] HP: 5,000/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Unleashes the wrath of the Sky Army. Votes: IIII
minecraftsuxroxor: [P] HP: 5,000/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Starts a flame war, lagging the server and disabling all PG attacks. Votes: IIII
Meteoric Barrage: [AG] Meteors: 960/1,000. Descent: IIIII 5
Demonator: [BOSS] HP: 125,000/125,000. Shields: 25,000/25,000 HP. Shield Integrity: 100%. Ubercharge: Idle. Ubercharge Integrity: IIIIIII Electricity: 4,000/4,000.
U.O.S.S.: [AG] HP: 0/35,000. (Cannot be healed!) Shields: 0/0. Shield Generators: 0/0. (x0.) Combat Module: 4,000/5,000. (x5.) Thruster Mounts: 0/10,000. (x0.) Drone Factories: 10,000/10,000. (x1.) Ship Bay: 10,000/10,000. (x2.) Redundant Systems: 5,000/5,000. (x2.) MMM Launchers: 10,000/10,000. (x2.) Powerplants: 3,600/5,000. (x2.) Satellite Factory: 30,000/30,000. Elevation: 4
U.O.S.S. Drones: [AG] HP: 250/250. (x20.)
U.O.S.S. Ships: [AG] Carrier: 2,500/2,500 HP. 1,000/1,000 Shields.
U.O.S.S. Satellites: [AG] HP: 12,000/12,000. (x2.)
Raidriar the God King: [AG] HP: 35,900/81,000.
Titan Vinta: [AG] HP: 47,150/80,000.
Infinity Seal Breaker: [AG] HP: 6,000/10,000.
Tagon's Toughs' Destroyer-Class Warship Touch-and-Go: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. Shields: 0/50,000. Mixed Ground Force: 10,000/10,000.
Sriracha Chicken: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000.
X.M.S.A.T.: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Shields: 15,000/15,000. (x2.) Generators: 5,000/5,000. (x2.) Barracks: 10,000/10,000. (x2.) Tech Research: 15,000/15,000. (x2.) Recognizer Factories: 15,000/15,000. (x2.)
X.M.S.A.T. Troops: [AG] Soldiers: 500/500 HP. (x10) Recognizers: 1,000/1,000 HP. (x4.) Commanders: 1,000/1,000 HP. (x10.) Medics: 1,000/1,000 HP. (x10.)
X.M.S.A.T. Leaders: [AG] Sargeants: 1,500/1,500 HP. (x5.) General Alex: 2,500/2,500 HP.
Crockercorp Carrier Betty: [PG] HP: 49,600/150,000. Burned: III Contamination: IIII
Crockercorp Carrier General: [PG] HP: 56,350/150,000. Burned: III Contamination: IIII
Crockercorp Carrier English: [PG] HP: 54,950/150,000. Burned: III
Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Strife: [PG] HP: 500/2,000. (x50.)
Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Starkiller: [PG] HP: 1,000/2,000. (x23.)
Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Aggrieve: [PG] HP: 1,000/2,000. (x38.)
Mighty Mozarella: [PG] HP: 47,400/80,000. Burned: III Contamination: IIII
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 53/125. GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 96%
VIRUS: [UNKNOWN] HP: billnyethe/scienceguy
VIRUS INTEGRITY: 88%
SECURITY INTEGRITY: 90%
PHYSICS ENGINE: 32%
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 37%
ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY: 42%
Wily Egg Zone:
Zombie Horde: [AG] HP: 18,000/25,000.
Skeleton Rangers: [AG] HP: 7,500/7,500. Will counterattack if attacked.
Creeper Demolitions: [AG] HP: 9,000/10,000. Loses 1,000 HP every time they attack.
Spider Operatives: [AG] HP: 7,500/7,500. Attacks have a 75% chance to poison.
253rd ESFB: [AG] HP: 15,000/15,000. Has a 50% chance to evade attacks using teleportation.
Ghast Air Support: [AG] HP: 5,000/5,000. Only attackble using ranged attacks.
Wither General: [AG] HP: 14,000/20,000. Can attack three times.
Mobile Dungeon: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Restores 2,500 HP to all mobs every round.
Zero: [N] HP: 35,000/35,000.
Egg Swats: [N] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x20.)
Wily Egg: [N] HP: 40,000/40,000. Shields: 6,750/20,000. Generator: 10,000/10,000.
Metal Sally: [N] HP: 40,000/40,000.
Shadows Complex:
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 67,500/100,000. Regen: IIIII
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 22,000/25,000.
Metal Sonic: [N] HP: 17,750/20,000.
The Forge:
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII DISABLED (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII DISABLED (PitTheAngel)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
Akatia: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
1TrollLtd: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
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Just think happy thoughts.
I crush some UOSS drones
/nullpost
Just think happy thoughts.
I know.
K, just making sure.
/nullpost
Just think happy thoughts.
(2/3)
Whoops! I forgot you weren't done
Just think happy thoughts.
15/40
Heavy-Projectiled Bow && Computer
2/???
That potion was so... oh well...
I throw a splash potion of poison XXV at TwinBuilder for 4 seconds!
I load a crossbow as I call for backup constructs, and I start shouting into a massive doorway to bring Twinbuilder as far as possible into the SCCS (Shadows Complex Central Structure).
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Examining ancient tome...
Alchemy: COMPLEEETE!
By the way, that was the Boom Stick Scope && Windows Stop Working.
Firstly, Soulless Serpent barrages the Meteors with this new weapon, flying up into space to hit them!
Then, the Crockercorp Invasion continues with DRONE WAVE TWO! The Crockercorp Imperial Drones Moirallegiance and Auspistice appear!
Finally, get ready...
Click the spoiler.
CLICK THE SPOILER ALREADY!
On my quest, I find a mysterious old tome. Inside, I find a prophecy. And no, this is NOT the final goal of my quest.
The prophecy states that a long time ago, when Minecraftia was still ripe in its Indev stage, there was a Godmodder. Not our Godmodder, but a different, far older one. This Godmodder was so good at godmodding that he even managed once to make Herobrine rage-quit. Not that Herobrine is a match for OUR Godmodder, but that he managed to strike fear in the heart of that THING, is truly spectacular. He was so good that he was elevated beyond the normal scale, to the fabled rank of Psi Godmodder.
But alas, Notch managed to delete his account, strip him of his infinite alts, and permanently ban him from every single site related to Minecraft. This was done by use of the Disc of Mojang, an ancient disk that belonged to Notch. It could do many things, notably banning a player from everything, but it could only do each thing once. And thus, it was very precious. This Godmodder tried with all his hacking skills to breach the wall, but the Disc was a powerful thing. His efforts were in vain.
But before he retired, he issued a prophecy. "There will be a Godmodder. This Godmodder will be one of a kind, and he will restore my legacy. He will become the next Psi Godmodder. In order to be the true one, he must gather up the Ancestral Artifacts, and use them as he will. He must defeat a band of players, and he must, uh, follow the plot a mysterious fellow named the GM sets for him! That most of all! So sayeth the last Psi Godmodder!"
I close the tome. Wow. I am so surprised that I don't even notice that I had been reading aloud, and that I had also been speaking into a microphone leading to the battlefield, and that the volume setting was turned up to x657500 Jet Plane. This causes everybody's eardrums to break. I realize that I have the Ancestral Artifacts! But I know I am not the one mentioned in the prophecy, if it is real. If the prophecy speaks true, it must be... It must be... Well, you know. I immediately begin to create a portal, not noticing the TNT beside me.
The explosion can be heard for miles.
Is the prophecy true or not, I wonder? Not know what I'm talking about? THEN READ THE SPOILER!
Oh no
Chapter 4 x 2...
I toss the anti-matter bomb at the Crockercorp Carrier Betty.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
1/10
Just think happy thoughts.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Just think happy thoughts.
VehicleFactory-ception!
The current weather for this universe is: Windy, high chance of unexpected ca...ACK!
*gets hit by a flying cat again*
Just think happy thoughts.
I unleash metal eating bots on some UOSS drones.
You forgot to drop the elevation of the UOSS?