Thanks for updating me, Twin!
Also, if you ever need a helping hand, I am free to help. Trust me, I have no life.. I am only not able to be on if I am 1. Sleeping, 2. Away, 3. Doing a crap ton of homework, or 4. Something Happens. The 2nd rarely happens, so yeah. 3rd happens every 2-3 weeks, and normally lasts one day. 4th happens once every few months, AKA my wifi going down, or I lose power due to a storm, or something. I live in MS, and storms that cause power loss happen once every 4-6 months. So yeah, If you need me to help assist posting, I'd be glad to do so. I am also wanting to do DTG3, if I can. (I have claimed my spot on 2 pages after the GM died in the first thread)
*scold the guy who broke the disco ball for ruining a perfectly good disco ball before taking one of the same quality out of a comically oversized box*
EDIT: This is why games of this magnitude sometimes need multiple hosts.
...Though if you would do that, you probably should make sure it's a neutral so that there's no "advantage" between the AG and PG teams.
Finally! I was wondering when someone would revisit that thing.
You got the CHEAP BAYONET! It is a gun with a sword attachment on it; the bayonet. You can now stab and shoot at the same time! Although, it looks pretty weak, like it would break easily.
"Yeah, I'm working on defensive systems. As I said before, now there are eletricity-powered shields. They have 25,000 health, and they must be exhausted before an enemy can damage the Demonator."
"I assume that you'll need to repair the shields before they work again. Anything else?"
"Well, I added a self-übercharge feature. Whenever it is overwhelmed by enemies, it activates the übercharge, which lasts for 3 turns, and it will need to wait 7 turns before it can use the über again. Obviously it can't use this ability while it's eletricity is wasted."
"Why the thick metal shield on it's back?"
"Oh, that's just a little... preventive manuever. You see, in Mann vs. Machine, the robots have their power source in the torso as well, and were vulnerable from being broken by a backstab. This thick metal shield prevents any knife from destructing the power shield. It also serves as a little defense."
"Anything else?"
"Well, I added a miscellanous feature with the eye. It glows purple when it's on the Anti-Godmodder, Hostile and Boss teams. It glows red when it's in the Pro-Godmodder team. It glows teal when it's in the Neutral team. Finally, it glows yellow when it's in the Unknown/??? teams. It also affects it's speech colors."
Why is the bridge still unrepairable? I repair a powerplant by sticking a power plant in it.
UOSS Actions: Repairs executed on a powerplants, powerplants continue to hypercharge TAG's shields, Superlaser is now firing and targets the Betty.
Virus Actions: Damage to physics engine.
Tagon's Tough's actions: shields mantain coverage over the UOSS, but the TAG moves to allow the Superlaser to fire. Teraport used to warp wounded grunts out of the UOSS, use super-advanced medicine to heal them, then send them back in, healing the mixed grunt force. Weapons fire on the Betty.
It was supposed to be unrepairable in the first place. +1,000 HP to a Powerplant! Due to the Bridge not being at 50,000 HP (which it is supposed to be at for optimal strength) the Superlaser's power is halved! However, all the entities will do as you say.
Crusher48: "Tagon, I may have an idea for a new weapon."
Tagon: "Okay, what is it?"
Crusher48: "What if I gave the superlaser a tractor beam, sucking up enemies and then smashing them down with the main beam impact?"
Tagon: "That could work."
A co-ordinated attack drives several Starkiller troops into a redundant system, which is then detached to crash into the Betty. And no, the virus should not be attackable (it has a virus shield now).
2 Soldiers killed! Redundant System destroyed! Crockercorp Carrier Betty deploys a shield which nullifies the attack!
Hana ni Kaze
[xxxxxxxxx]
(9/9)
The Sword of Transient Boundaries is now next to the Sword of a Thousand Scattered Cherry Blossoms.
Mokou - PHOENIX REBIRTH
[xxxxxxxxxx]
(10/10)
In the form of a phoenix, Mokou retrieves Hana ni Kaze and Senbonzakura!
Roukanken
[xxxxx]
(4/5)
Fujiwara Railgun
[xxxx]
(2/4)
BGM - Reach for the Moon ~ Immortal Smoke
Mokou begins forging the Fire Rod with hydrogen and helium to attempt to form the "Fujiwara Nuclear Control Rod" - 1/3
Mokou - 20/50
(This depends on nuclear "fusion", not "fission", and as such, won't harm Mokou."
(Remember, automatic rebirth 5 turns after death! Infinitely!)
Lavatein lands on the ground, next to Mokou, for her to pick up and use. (Remember Lavatein? You don't think I got rid of it didn't you...)
The Godmodder looks at Mokou, who is quite obviously a mere Alpha Tier! He then takes out his trusty Ban Hammer and instantly bans Mokou! And this works, because, the Godmodder never actually KILLED Mokout, he just BANNED her! So she can never respawn!
I intercept Metal Sonic before he can capture Twinbuilder.
It isn't like he would succeed, with Twinbuilder seeming to have a whole bunch of power that he might as well be emitting lightning.
I also attempt to cast a spell of protection on Twin. Seriously, guys, quit going after only him.
You will attack Metal Sonic!
I mean, they've got a pretty good reason for going after me. You've read Homestuck, right? You know how weird timelines can get. If this doesn't become the alpha timeline, people will just pretty much do whatever the heck they want. I guess they want it to stay on course.
Twinbuilder, are you sure you don't want to implement the "no more than three posts per player per round" rule? It would also give people more incentive to work together.
37/50 for demonator 2/3 for obsidian tipped terror 31/40 for the really big tank Well, I have a really powerful mega attack, I use a forum-empowered ability to forward the plot point, I allow the dramatic focus to shift to twinbuilder and the godmodder by channeling all of the power through my other alchemized items and from the plot into my FPBMOS, then unleash a massive chain lightning attack that obliterates the crockercorp soldiers. Wily Egg Invasion completed.
Also, to point out parts of the mailbox: it builds up its freeze count, adding a new entity to the number already frozen every round, meaning, there should be two by now.
I have reasons for why that would be a good idea and a bad idea.
The reason I don't think it's good is because if people they have a set amount of posts, they would want to use them as fast as possible, and then all the posts would dry out quickly, leaving everyone to only post nullposts, which would reach the same result as it does know.
However, it would encourage teamwork and would encourage people to not waste their posts. I'm still not entirely sold on the idea though.
The Godmodder kindly informs you that you are not the Game Master. However, you deal 6,000 damage to Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Strife!
I tag Manta as "annoying" and "unusually aggressive"
Geez, we might as well put you under the hostile faction.
I then declare my self a Neutral Anti-Godmodder, or an NAG, for short.
I shoot the Wily Egg with my Scoped Project M, buffed by my Broken Halo, while also rolling the battle die.
*crosses fingers*
Players cannot join the Hostile Faction! It is strictly "entity-only".
Neutral Anti-Godmodders do not exist! Seriously, I don't want there to be all these factions roaming around. Can we keep it simple?
You use the Broken Halo, and deal a mini-critted 9,000 damage to the Wily Egg Shields! You then use the BATTLE DIE, rolling a 17! Wow! You deal an additional 4,750 damage to the Wily Egg Shields!
6/20 Gift for Godmodder(Real Gift, good gift not a trap)
I call back metal sonic to the skull egg zone.
I repair the Wily Egg and summon some Egg mites to automatically repair the Wily Egg for me.
Metal Sonic retreats to the Skull Egg Zone! However, Minor107 follows him.
You repair the Wily Egg for 2,000 Shields! However, the Egg Mites all short-circuit due to the Curse of Repetitiveness™ and the Curse of Constant Charging™!
38/50 for demonator I finish the obsidian tipped terror 32/40 for the really big tank I use the powers of the FPBMOS to get more powerful as it gets used to turn my previous chain lightning into a combo attack by unleashing a bigger bolt into the crockercorp battleship Betty. 7/10 for tractor superlaser
You got the OBSIDIAN-TIPPED TERROR! It functions like the INFINITE FLAME BOW, but its arrows are forged from obsidian! And since obsidian tools are theoretically more powerful than diamond ones, this bow will pack a punch!
You deal 3,500 damage to Crockercorp Carrier Betty! x2 COMBO.
Roukanken
[xxxxx]
(5/5)
Mokou stores Roukanken in a "locked dimension", that only she can access! No amount of counter-godmodding prevents this!
Fujiwara Railgun
[xxxx]
(3/4)
Fujiwara Nuclear Control Rod
[xxx]
(2/3)
Past "Blazing Yatagarasu - 66%" - Haste I, infinite, to all AG entities! (not sure what this would do, though)
Future "Academy City's Railgun - 75%" - All of Mokou's attacks that do less than 10 damage do x10 damage to vehicles. - property of Mokou, not an ambient effect
Mokou chucks Lavatein at the CrockerCorp CarrierBetty - 20 damage due to "Academy City's Railgun" effect
Passive effect - "Eternal Solitude" - Notifies everyone of "meta information" - post limits, post space limits, and the "Boundary of OP and Accepted" - what is OP, and what isn't.
None of this stuff matters because Mokou is banned!
39/50 for demonator I combine the lapis lazuli and the redstone 1/2 33/40 for really big tank I increase my combo once again, this time turning it on the second, larger platoon of crockercorp soldiers 4/4 for Fujiwara Railgun
Lapis Lazuli AND Redstone = Purplestone Dust (Level 1: 1/2)
8,000 damage to Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Starkiller! x3 COMBO.
The Godmodder cannot STAND social media nowadays! He replaces them with sharps (the symbols from music) then proceeds to write a piece with them that is called the Symphony of Godmodding. He then sends it back in time, where it becomes the Godmodding Anthem, a symbol of godmodding to godmodders everywhere.
I suddenly open a portal into the Wily Egg Zone, and send my army through it! the portal remains open...
Zombie horde: 25000/25000 HP (generally the first into the battle)
Skeleton ranged support: 7500/7500 HP (high strength ranged attack, counterattacks if attacked)
Creeper demolitions experts: 10000/10000 HP (loses 1000 HP after every attack, very high damage to structures)
Spider Special Forces: 7500/7500 HP (poisons targets, chance to dodge, unable to be evaded)
253rd ESFB: 15000/15000 HP (teleportation, highly trained, able to bypass shields with teleportation and sabotage by removing key components of large units)
Ghast air support: 5000/5000 HP (explosive fireballs, flying, unattackable by melee)
Wither General: 15000/15000 HP (highly agile, triple attack, regenerates portion of damage dealt, boosts alies slightly)
Mobile Dungeon: 20000/20000 HP (respawns 2500 HP worth of units per turn.)
40/50 for the demonator
I finish whatever I got from the redstone and lapis
34/40 for the really big tank
I make the final attack of the combo, unleashing a massive bolt of lightning that arcs across the crockercorp fleet, dealing immense amount of damage as the Homestuck invasion story arc draws to a close, lending its final power to my blow, such as to bring about the beginning of an arc that more people will pay attention too.
Seriously though, hardly anyone payed attention to the crockercorp fleet until they started dragging down the UOSS, most people have just been charging random things, heck, sigma has gotten more attention that the Homestuck fleet.
9/10 for tractor superlaser.
I is back!
But I will wait til Twin posts, so I can actually attack.
It would be nice if I could have a brief summary of what all has happened since I left though!
At this point we have most certainly passed the post limit, so stop it now.
Yes, this is an action:
I use my mega super combo lightning against anyone who posts after this before the next update.
Past "Blazing Yatagarasu - Full Flare" - A few Tekkit H-Bombs spawn on the Crockercorp Ships! These don't do damage to AG entities and players, but have full effect on the PGs!
Future "Academy City's Railgun - Mysterium" - Mokou begins rail gunning down the Betty from a safe distance (out of range of Betty). 20 damage per hit by railgun. Mokou has had some practice sniping...
Otherwise, this post's effect will be activated in the next turn. (Betty begins being railgunned in the End-of-Turn Battle, though.)
DOUBLE BAZZAAAPPP!!!!
PENALTY FOR BREAKING BROCOLLIS IS DEATH!!! *cough cough* oh um, right. Due to the fact that both sigma and northern completely failed to notice that the last five or so posts have heavily involved "dang it, post limit already?", everything they have gets hit by a massive lightning storm that shoots out of the electrical combo I unleashed on the crockercorp fleet, EMPing sigma's forces, as well as frying the stuff northern was using. Penalty shot! (if I'm not allowed to do this, then /nullpost the whole thing)
*Dances on top of the Godmodder's head with invulnerability as I wait for TwinBuilder to post and thus ending my invulnerability and teleporting to the Kuiper Belt Station*
Thanks for updating me, Twin!
Also, if you ever need a helping hand, I am free to help. Trust me, I have no life.. I am only not able to be on if I am 1. Sleeping, 2. Away, 3. Doing a crap ton of homework, or 4. Something Happens. The 2nd rarely happens, so yeah. 3rd happens every 2-3 weeks, and normally lasts one day. 4th happens once every few months, AKA my wifi going down, or I lose power due to a storm, or something. I live in MS, and storms that cause power loss happen once every 4-6 months. So yeah, If you need me to help assist posting, I'd be glad to do so. I am also wanting to do DTG3, if I can. (I have claimed my spot on 2 pages after the GM died in the first thread)
Twin, remember that you should notify us before you reach a day where you can't post! Remember to "double up" the turns...
[/nullpost]
UPDATE - Remind us of the post limit, and the last numbered post (barring nulls) in the end-of turn battle!
End-of-Turn Battle:
To start things off, I leap up towards Crockercorp Carrier Betty, hoping to deal some damage to it! Here I--OOF! Agh. Looks like it had a shield. Maybe an Anti-First Guardian Shield? I don't know.
S.A.M. cannot attack because of the Bloody Frozen Wailing Shrieking Unnatural Mailbox of DOOM! The Bloody Frozen Wailing Shrieking Unnatural Mailbox of DOOM lowers everyone's accuracy and lowers Raidriar's attack power!
The players idle. The U.O.S.S. repairs the Powerplants for +2,000 HP! The Powerplants continue to help out Tagon's Toughs. The Superlaser, although weakened, fires at Crockercorp Carrier Betty for 5,000 damage! Raidriar attacks Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Strife, but his power is lowered, so he only deals 2,000 damage. T.O.U.G.H. deals 15,000 damage to Crockercorp Carrier English! The Sargeants and General deal 6,500 damage to Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Strife! The Exploding Vehicle Factory produces an ASYM, which deals 1,500 damage to Crockercorp Carrier General! Titan Vinta and Nyarlathotep deal 4,000 damage to Crockercorp Carrier General! The Mixed Ground Force is healed for 1,000 HP! They then deal 2,000 damage to Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Starkiller! Tagon's Tough deals 4,000 damage to Crockercorp Carrier Betty! The Master Chair-Gun deals 1,500 damage to Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Strife, and Minor deals a VIRUS-boosted 2,250 damage to Metal Sonic! The VIRUS subtracts PHYSICS ENGINE! The VIRUS starts moving around eratically...
The Crockercorp Fleet still appears to be waiting in the air... But, movement can be seen on the ships! It seems they are lying dormant for repairs, because the next thing I know, they're all healed for 20,000 HP! Whoa! That's, uh, pretty bad. Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Strife kills Minor107 and kill 7 T.O.U.G.H. Soldiers! Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Starkiller kills the Mixed Ground Force! The Godmodder deals 20,000 damage to Tagon's Tough's Shields!
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal HP: 4/5.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Infinity Seal Breaker, Scratch and Grounder, ???.
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III DISABLED (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
Akatia: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
1TrollLtd: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07 [AG] Status: Active
Chaplain_Grimaldus: [AG] Status: Active
MinecrafterMenno: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
rubyleehs: [AG] Status: Idle
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Idle
SnakeBut: [AG] Status: Idle
Xentonic: [AG] Status: Idle
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Idle
comhraik: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
kazar14: [PG] Status: Idle
RC_118: [PG] Status: Idle
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
Trewqs: [N] Status: Active
Mantacruise: [N] Status: Active
I had to make a simile involving it sometime. Just be glad you never triggered the Gender-Bending trap (Yes, it does exist. Ask me how i know this and you'll be the one triggering it next. At least i got a good ability from it.)
Fire the disco balls into the sky, forcing a PG entity to dance. Before i take the disco balls and smash them with it.
(I kinda know how you feel. I had the same trouble with 'Destroy the Evil Music Disk'. And I know this sounds ironic because I may be one of the players with the highest post count here.)
The Demonator: 40/50. (I assume Haste has worn off)
"What else you added to the Demonator?"
"I worked on a few utility tools. It has upgraded servo motors on it's feet, therefore it can jump pretty high to avoid attacks and be able to reach flying enemies. Shock absorbers and parachutes are also added to make the descent safe."
I feel your pain, Twin! I have to go to school, eat, do my homework, sleep, and repeat 50 million times. Good thing I'm on vacation, not meaning to brag or anything.
I have the same problem with The Arena of Desolation, but this is on a much, much grander scale, seeing as how on AoD, there's only a few people on at a time.
.... 7 post in 30 minutes .....
... So. Many. Posts. ...
T.O.U.G.H. Commands: Attention! All Soldiers Present!!!!!! Now There are 43 of you. There are 34 Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Starkillers. I command all of you to attack them. 43 T.O.U.G.H. soldiers VS 34 Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Starkillers. 43 VS 34. What will happen?
Tanks, I command half of you to attack Crockercorp Carrier Betty, while the other half attack Crockercorp Carrier English.
Fighter Jets, go search for the Bloody Frozen Wailing Shrieking Unnatural Mailbox of DOOM. 8 of you will go in each direction. One goes North, One goes NorthWest, One goes West, One goes SouthWest, One goes South, One goes SouthEast, One goes East, and One goes NorthEast. And the final Fighter Jet, you stay here in case I need you. If any of you spot ANYTHING, and I mean ANYTHING suspicious, report back and tell me immediately. (Twin, post in the End-Of-Turn Battle if any of them find anything)
One Sargeant, go turn on the Regeneration Facility and tell me how much HP it restores each turn. The Others, along with General David, go attack S.A.M.
Now Move!!
Also Twin, if you ever need a helping hand, I am free to help. Trust me, I have no life.. I am only not able to be on if I am 1. Sleeping, 2. Away, 3. Doing a crap ton of homework, or 4. Something Happens. The 2nd rarely happens, so yeah. 3rd happens every 2-3 weeks, and normally lasts one day. 4th happens once every few months, AKA my wifi going down, or I lose power due to a storm, or something. Posted Image I live in MS, and storms that cause power loss happen once every 4-6 months. So yeah, If you need me to help assist posting, I'd be glad to do so. I am also wanting to do DTG3, if I can. (I have claimed my spot on 2 pages after the GM died in the first thread)
DANGIT, I HATE IT WHEN AG'S GET ONE-SHOTTED!
Thankfully, AWESOMELY-EPIC MODE causes an explosion near the thing that killed the person in AWESOMELY-EPIC MODE.
It's delayed, though.
Anywho, I SLAY SLAY SLASH one of the Crockercorp carriers.
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Mokou parries the Banhammer as it comes down with the railgun, and redirects the banhammer to the Crockercorp Carriers!
Crockercorp Carriers banned!
If that didn't work, Mokou uses an alt account to log back in. Mokou currently has an unknown, but finite number of alt accounts!
Eternal Alt Generator (makes infinite alts for Mokou to use, and infinite IPs and MAC addresses to prevent all other ban methods):
[xxxx]
(1/4)
(this makes all banning of Mokou ineffectual!)
Kamishirasawa Turret Spawner - Effect if Mokou is attempted to be banned - always works, but only if one of Mokou's alts is successfully banned (Mokou has an infinite number of alts after Eternal Alts, so this has infinite charges):
101 Anti-Godmodder Turrets spawn. The Godmodder can only attack 10 AG-Turrets at a time. Each has 10000 health. For every turret left, the Godmodder takes 1 damage.
Vague Recollection of the ACN Turret
The Anti-Theodore-Roosevelt Turret spawns! This has similar effects to the ACN Turret, except it attacks the Godmodder!
I duplicate Lavatein!
Sorry if you don't have time, I've got a load of homework to do too! I would have the same problem if I was GMing a similar Destroy the X game... that's why I didn't do it.
*inflates to 5x original size*
Also, if you ever need a helping hand, I am free to help. Trust me, I have no life.. I am only not able to be on if I am 1. Sleeping, 2. Away, 3. Doing a crap ton of homework, or 4. Something Happens. The 2nd rarely happens, so yeah. 3rd happens every 2-3 weeks, and normally lasts one day. 4th happens once every few months, AKA my wifi going down, or I lose power due to a storm, or something.
I tested you all to see what would happen.
And you guys went insane.
In. Sane.
Do you want to know how many posts there are?
74.
Seventy. Four.
I get it that you all love posting on the thread. Believe me, I do.
But I have a life.
I have things to do.
I can't post whenever I feel like it.
I have to eat. Sleep. Go to school. I can't sit at the computer every second of every day.
So I can't humanly respond to all of these at the rate you are churning them out.
So please. Slow down posting. I have said it multiple times, I will say it again until the message breaks through.
Slow.
Down.
Posting.
Thank you.
EDIT: This is why games of this magnitude sometimes need multiple hosts.
...Though if you would do that, you probably should make sure it's a neutral so that there's no "advantage" between the AG and PG teams.
SCIENCE!
You repair it for 1,000 HP!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaa#########
1,000 damage to me. It does not appear that the Godmodder was affected.
Finally! I was wondering when someone would revisit that thing.
You got the CHEAP BAYONET! It is a gun with a sword attachment on it; the bayonet. You can now stab and shoot at the same time! Although, it looks pretty weak, like it would break easily.
No, you can, because it takes too long to do.
It was supposed to be unrepairable in the first place. +1,000 HP to a Powerplant! Due to the Bridge not being at 50,000 HP (which it is supposed to be at for optimal strength) the Superlaser's power is halved! However, all the entities will do as you say.
You deal 7,500 damage to Minor107 anddddddddddddd)))))) deal 1,000 damage to me.
Ooh, now we're getting into Problem Sleuth, hmm? Alright. I'll try to attack Crockercorp Carrier Betty!
...What?
Oh ( 0/\/\3 0nnnnnnnnn ! You deal 1,000 damage.
Player Negation Module destroyed!
You use the HHH's Headtaker, killing 3 Soldiers! The Spirits of the Dead kill 2 more!
Oh, you gotta be kidding m333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
2,500 damage...
You fail!
1,000 damage tttttto minectagysuxxxrox or anddddd 2,02,02, 1,000 damage to me.
2 Soldiers killed! Redundant System destroyed! Crockercorp Carrier Betty deploys a shield which nullifies the attack!
Thruster Mount destroyed!
You cannot repair the bridge!
It doesn't look like that worked...
You repair their shields for +2,000 HP!
Your tail harmlessly bounces off of him, and the Godmodder grabs your fist right before impact! He then puts you in a wrist lock, breaking your hand!
Metal Sonic is now in the Battlefield, chasing after... me... Oh no! I've gotta run!
Hey thanks! You restore 1,000 HP!
1,500 damage!
AAAAAAAAAooooow##@!! 1,500 damage...
The Godmodder looks at Mokou, who is quite obviously a mere Alpha Tier! He then takes out his trusty Ban Hammer and instantly bans Mokou! And this works, because, the Godmodder never actually KILLED Mokout, he just BANNED her! So she can never respawn!
You will attack Metal Sonic!
I mean, they've got a pretty good reason for going after me. You've read Homestuck, right? You know how weird timelines can get. If this doesn't become the alpha timeline, people will just pretty much do whatever the heck they want. I guess they want it to stay on course.
2,000 damage!
Slow down? Oh yes you will.
I have reasons for why that would be a good idea and a bad idea.
However, it would encourage teamwork and would encourage people to not waste their posts. I'm still not entirely sold on the idea though.
The Godmodder kindly informs you that you are not the Game Master. However, you deal 6,000 damage to Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Strife!
Players cannot join the Hostile Faction! It is strictly "entity-only".
Neutral Anti-Godmodders do not exist! Seriously, I don't want there to be all these factions roaming around. Can we keep it simple?
You use the Broken Halo, and deal a mini-critted 9,000 damage to the Wily Egg Shields! You then use the BATTLE DIE, rolling a 17! Wow! You deal an additional 4,750 damage to the Wily Egg Shields!
Metal Sonic retreats to the Skull Egg Zone! However, Minor107 follows him.
You repair the Wily Egg for 2,000 Shields! However, the Egg Mites all short-circuit due to the Curse of Repetitiveness™ and the Curse of Constant Charging™!
You got the OBSIDIAN-TIPPED TERROR! It functions like the INFINITE FLAME BOW, but its arrows are forged from obsidian! And since obsidian tools are theoretically more powerful than diamond ones, this bow will pack a punch!
You deal 3,500 damage to Crockercorp Carrier Betty! x2 COMBO.
None of this stuff matters because Mokou is banned!
Lapis Lazuli AND Redstone = Purplestone Dust (Level 1: 1/2)
8,000 damage to Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Starkiller! x3 COMBO.
...Why. Why did you have to remind me of Pandora's Labyrinth of Deceit. Why.
The Godmodder cannot STAND social media nowadays! He replaces them with sharps (the symbols from music) then proceeds to write a piece with them that is called the Symphony of Godmodding. He then sends it back in time, where it becomes the Godmodding Anthem, a symbol of godmodding to godmodders everywhere.
He then thanks you.
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End-of-Turn Battle:
To start things off, I leap up towards Crockercorp Carrier Betty, hoping to deal some damage to it! Here I--OOF! Agh. Looks like it had a shield. Maybe an Anti-First Guardian Shield? I don't know.
S.A.M. cannot attack because of the Bloody Frozen Wailing Shrieking Unnatural Mailbox of DOOM! The Bloody Frozen Wailing Shrieking Unnatural Mailbox of DOOM lowers everyone's accuracy and lowers Raidriar's attack power!
The players idle. The U.O.S.S. repairs the Powerplants for +2,000 HP! The Powerplants continue to help out Tagon's Toughs. The Superlaser, although weakened, fires at Crockercorp Carrier Betty for 5,000 damage! Raidriar attacks Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Strife, but his power is lowered, so he only deals 2,000 damage. T.O.U.G.H. deals 15,000 damage to Crockercorp Carrier English! The Sargeants and General deal 6,500 damage to Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Strife! The Exploding Vehicle Factory produces an ASYM, which deals 1,500 damage to Crockercorp Carrier General! Titan Vinta and Nyarlathotep deal 4,000 damage to Crockercorp Carrier General! The Mixed Ground Force is healed for 1,000 HP! They then deal 2,000 damage to Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Starkiller! Tagon's Tough deals 4,000 damage to Crockercorp Carrier Betty! The Master Chair-Gun deals 1,500 damage to Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Strife, and Minor deals a VIRUS-boosted 2,250 damage to Metal Sonic! The VIRUS subtracts PHYSICS ENGINE! The VIRUS starts moving around eratically...
The Crockercorp Fleet still appears to be waiting in the air... But, movement can be seen on the ships! It seems they are lying dormant for repairs, because the next thing I know, they're all healed for 20,000 HP! Whoa! That's, uh, pretty bad. Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Strife kills Minor107 and kill 7 T.O.U.G.H. Soldiers! Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Starkiller kills the Mixed Ground Force! The Godmodder deals 20,000 damage to Tagon's Tough's Shields!
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal HP: 4/5.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Infinity Seal Breaker, Scratch and Grounder, ???.
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 84,500/100,000.
S.A.M.: [H] HP: 53,000/100,000. Glass: 0/100,000 HP.
Bloody Frozen Wailing Shrieking Unnatural Mailbox of DOOM: [H] HP: 1/5. Flaw: Undiscovered.
BUDDERBUDDER: [P] HP: 5,000/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Unleashes the wrath of the Sky Army. Votes: IIII
minecraftsuxroxor: [P] HP: 4,000/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Starts a flame war, lagging the server and disabling all PG attacks. Votes: IIII
U.O.S.S.: [AG] HP: 29,000/35,000. (Cannot be healed!) Shields: 0/0. Shield Generators: 0/0. (x0.) Combat Module: 2,000/5,000. (x5.) Thruster Mounts: 10,000/10,000. (x2.) Drone Factories: 10,000/10,000. (x1.) Ship Bay: 10,000/10,000. (x2.) Redundant Systems: 5,000/5,000. (x3.) MMM Launchers: 10,000/10,000. (x2.) Powerplants: 3,000/5,000. (x4.) Satellite Factory: 30,000/30,000. Elevation: 10
U.O.S.S. Drones: [AG] HP: 250/250. (x20.)
U.O.S.S. Ships: [AG] Carrier: 2,500/2,500 HP. 1,000/1,000 Shields.
U.O.S.S. Satellites: [AG] HP: 12,000/12,000. (x2.)
Raidriar the God King: [AG] HP: 48,900/81,000.
T.O.U.G.H.: [AG] HP: 35,950/40,000. Shields HP: 0/10,000. (x0.) Barracks HP: 15,000/15,000. (x2.) Tank Factory HP: 20,000/20,000. (x2.) Regen Factory HP: 25,000/25,000. Flight Station: 30,000/30,000.
T.O.U.G.H. Troops: [AG] Soldiers: HP: 500/500. (x43.) Tanks: HP: 2,000/2,000. (x20.) Fighter Jets: HP: 3,000/3,000. (x9.)
T.O.U.G.H. Sargeants: [AG] HP: HP: 7,500/7,500. (x2.)
T.O.U.G.H. General David: [AG] HP: 24,950/25,000.
Exploding Vehicle Factory: [AG] HP: 12,000/25,000.
Titan Vinta: [AG] HP: 52,150/80,000.
Nyarlathotep: [AG] HP: 23,900/40,000.
Tagon's Toughs' Destroyer-Class Warship Touch-and-Go: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. Shields: 27,000/50,000.
Master Chair-Gun: [AG] HP: 15,950/20,000.
Crockercorp Carrier Betty: [PG] HP: 80,200/150,000.
Crockercorp Carrier General: [PG] HP: 86,450/150,000.
Crockercorp Carrier English: [PG] HP: 79,800/150,000.
Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Strife: [PG] HP: 1,000/2,000. (x45.)
Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Starkiller: [PG] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x34.)
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 53/125. GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 96%
VIRUS: [UNKNOWN] HP: G0D/M0D3R
VIRUS INTEGRITY: 83%
SECURITY INTEGRITY: 100%
PHYSICS ENGINE: 32%
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 36%
ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY: 42%
Wily Egg Zone:
Zero: [N] HP: 35,000/35,000.
Metal Sonic: [N] HP: 17,750/20,000.
Egg Swats: [N] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x20.)
Egg Swat Factory: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000.
Wily Egg: [N] HP: 40,000/40,000. Shields: 6,750/20,000.
The Forge:
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III DISABLED (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
Akatia: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
1TrollLtd: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07 [AG] Status: Active
Chaplain_Grimaldus: [AG] Status: Active
MinecrafterMenno: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
rubyleehs: [AG] Status: Idle
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Idle
SnakeBut: [AG] Status: Idle
Xentonic: [AG] Status: Idle
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Idle
comhraik: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
kazar14: [PG] Status: Idle
RC_118: [PG] Status: Idle
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
Trewqs: [N] Status: Active
Mantacruise: [N] Status: Active
4/40
Sriracha Chicken
3/10
Heavy-Arrowed Bow completed!
I assist 1TrollLtd.
O_O
I feel your pain..
Note: Don't Count This Post In The Next Quoting! :/
Meteoric Barrage: 33?/40
I use the Ellorium Crossbow on the Crockercorp Carrier General.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Fire the disco balls into the sky, forcing a PG entity to dance. Before i take the disco balls and smash them with it.
COOL!
(8/20 cause he adds a charge point and I work on it)
The Demonator: 40/50. (I assume Haste has worn off)
"What else you added to the Demonator?"
"I worked on a few utility tools. It has upgraded servo motors on it's feet, therefore it can jump pretty high to avoid attacks and be able to reach flying enemies. Shock absorbers and parachutes are also added to make the descent safe."
I have the same problem with The Arena of Desolation, but this is on a much, much grander scale, seeing as how on AoD, there's only a few people on at a time.
Meteor Barrage: 34?/40
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
... So. Many. Posts. ...
T.O.U.G.H. Commands:
Attention! All Soldiers Present!!!!!! Now There are 43 of you. There are 34 Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Starkillers. I command all of you to attack them. 43 T.O.U.G.H. soldiers VS 34 Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Starkillers. 43 VS 34. What will happen?
Tanks, I command half of you to attack Crockercorp Carrier Betty, while the other half attack Crockercorp Carrier English.
Fighter Jets, go search for the Bloody Frozen Wailing Shrieking Unnatural Mailbox of DOOM. 8 of you will go in each direction. One goes North, One goes NorthWest, One goes West, One goes SouthWest, One goes South, One goes SouthEast, One goes East, and One goes NorthEast. And the final Fighter Jet, you stay here in case I need you. If any of you spot ANYTHING, and I mean ANYTHING suspicious, report back and tell me immediately. (Twin, post in the End-Of-Turn Battle if any of them find anything)
One Sargeant, go turn on the Regeneration Facility and tell me how much HP it restores each turn. The Others, along with General David, go attack S.A.M.
Now Move!!
Also Twin, if you ever need a helping hand, I am free to help. Trust me, I have no life.. I am only not able to be on if I am 1. Sleeping, 2. Away, 3. Doing a crap ton of homework, or 4. Something Happens. The 2nd rarely happens, so yeah. 3rd happens every 2-3 weeks, and normally lasts one day. 4th happens once every few months, AKA my wifi going down, or I lose power due to a storm, or something. Posted Image I live in MS, and storms that cause power loss happen once every 4-6 months. So yeah, If you need me to help assist posting, I'd be glad to do so. I am also wanting to do DTG3, if I can. (I have claimed my spot on 2 pages after the GM died in the first thread)
Thankfully, AWESOMELY-EPIC MODE causes an explosion near the thing that killed the person in AWESOMELY-EPIC MODE.
It's delayed, though.
Anywho, I SLAY SLAY SLASH one of the Crockercorp carriers.
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
Crockercorp Carriers banned!
If that didn't work, Mokou uses an alt account to log back in. Mokou currently has an unknown, but finite number of alt accounts!
Eternal Alt Generator (makes infinite alts for Mokou to use, and infinite IPs and MAC addresses to prevent all other ban methods):
[xxxx]
(1/4)
(this makes all banning of Mokou ineffectual!)
Kamishirasawa Turret Spawner - Effect if Mokou is attempted to be banned - always works, but only if one of Mokou's alts is successfully banned (Mokou has an infinite number of alts after Eternal Alts, so this has infinite charges):
101 Anti-Godmodder Turrets spawn. The Godmodder can only attack 10 AG-Turrets at a time. Each has 10000 health. For every turret left, the Godmodder takes 1 damage.
Vague Recollection of the ACN Turret
The Anti-Theodore-Roosevelt Turret spawns! This has similar effects to the ACN Turret, except it attacks the Godmodder!
I duplicate Lavatein!
I proceed to Quick-Fix TwinBuilder, also attempting to slow the post rate.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?