Okay, I finish the perpetual heat source.
I add one more stregnth to the Vord warriors. I support two random AG charges (first priority being size, bigger is better. Second priority is how close it is to completion. Third priority is how likely it is to work.)
The Vord warriors swarm along with the UOSS ships into wherever it is that the UOSS ships attack. If they don't, then the Vord swamp Team Mojang again, supported by the UOSS ships (artillery fire, so I'm not risking the ships that aren't mine)
Also, the forever furnace is level 1 since its is out of base materials.
You got the FOREVER FURNACE! A furnace that does not require fuel to use...
You can't just support two random AG charges and not say what they are!
Yes, I know, that's why I used them interchangeably. Anyway, I finished them. Moving on, I contribute two charge points to random AG charges again,
add another strength point to Vord,
The Vord repeat their last attack.
I combine the forever furnace and the perpetual redstone source to make the Eternal energy source 1/3
Forever Furnace AND Redstone Torch = Energizer (Level 3)
I proceed to continue with the Ellorium Spear while the Constructs present coffee to Raidriar. While it is a mortal drink, he is awakened by in, making his next attack mini-crit.
two more points to random AG charges.
I add another strength point to the warriors.
The Vord takers take their first victims...
taken courage wolf and taken insanity wolf have entered the playing field!!!!!
Also, Eternal energy source is at 2/3
Taken Courage Wolf and Insanity Wolf will assist the Vord this turn!
I think the relic is done. Next turn, I will smash it into the alchemiter and make the Bee of the Ancients.
I start to construct a twenty sided die. (1/10)
-(Basically, anyone can roll this die and the gamemaster generates a random number with a generator from 1-20. The scale is like this: 20 is a perfect attack. A scratch taken, crazy damage dealt. 1 is a terrible attack. Lots taken, hardly any damage dealt. Anything between is registered accordingly.) [ALSO, could there be a spoil of war that permits 2-3 free rolls of 20? Just an idea.]
This could be interesting...
The only question would be, what or who would drop the spoil of war........?
So, Titan Vinta is OP? Well, it wasn't charged, anyway.
Starting up Titan Vista, 1/50.
Earth-To-Equestria Bridge, 2/10.
Tome of Beasts and Legends, 19(!!!)/20.
I bribe Keyboard Cat with Keyboard Catnip and Keyboard Tuna to join the Anti-Godmodders.
Also, I plug out the power cord that is connected to Team Mojang's electricty supply, crippling them.
Next Delivery of Green Matter to UOSS Weapons: 1/5.
You cannot create 50-post charges!
Keyboard Cat is not interested in such things! All it cares about is the music...
The mighty Cthuluh rises from his dwelling in R'lyeh. He is enraged by the Godmodder's minion's act of blaspheming him by creating a bedrock copy of him.
He enters the battle with his minions in tow.
==Cthuluh== 65,000 HP Attacks: Ancient Rage: 2000 damage to up to three entities Bashful Fist: 4000 melee damage Headbutt: 6000 melee damage, can only be done every other turn Minion Swarm: 500 damage times the amount of Minions Passive: Call of Cthuluh: Minions have a 50/50 chance of appearing at the portal every turn. Hulking Muscle: Melee damage is reduced by 15% Cult Following: This entity cannot be mind-controlled Minions: 5
Hey Twin, quick question: Why would we need to dissemble our Alchemies if we get to keep all the materials anyways? Because if I used Part A and Part B to make Part C, then combine Part C with Part A and get Part D, I would still have Part A, Part B, Part C, and Part D...
You can use SCP-914 to dissassemble things. I will copy-paste that info in later. Although you don't need to disassemble, you can get a duplicate of that item.
I pause charging for a moment, and give the godmodder a lecture of boringness(after tying him to a chair, of course)!
"Hey godmodder! Did you ever wonder how pressure is measured? Simple, in pascals! Pascals are the unit of measurement for pressure, although for general purposes, kilopascals, abbreviated kPa, are used. Gases gain temperature when the number of pascals rise! Of course, to properly measure that, you must use absolute temperature, in Kelvins, abbreviated K! The conversion of Celsius to Kelvins is C + 273, where C is the Celsius amount! The Kelvin scale is useful because it has no negative values. 0 kelvins is ABSOLUTE zero, where there is no heat, at all. Did you know that cold is just the absence of heat? It is completely impossible to go colder than absolute zero. Also, certain gases start to behave oddly when nearing absolute 0! At about 30-60 kelvins, oxygen will freeze into liquid form! That's right, you could drink oxygen! Although you would die because the oxygen would be too cold to handle...some gases lose all electrical resistance and become superconductors! If we could utilize this, there could be amazing advances in technology! And some technology already uses it! Nitrogen and hydrogen also freeze into liquids at such temperatures! So, when someone in the movies says they are going to use "liquid nitrogen" they mean they're going to use something REALLY FRIGGIN COLD! Now, let me explain more about gases and Boyle's Law..."
The lecture goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON...
The godmodder is driven insane!
28/40
Accepting Twin's suggestion...
Making the unit's walls pure diamond...
Making the unit's walls diamond-reinforced obsidian...
The Godmodder took careful notes during the entire lecture! Afterwards, he makes a room's temperature absolute zero, puts oxygen in there, turns it into liquid, puts it in a bucket, and throws the bucket at you, freezing you instantly!
However, since the Godmodder wasn't wearing gloves, a tiny drop went on his hand! He instantly recoils in shock, taking 1 damage!
Now that I think about alchemizing attacks, that could allow for 123-post charged attacks. Or if I alchemized my cannon with 2 other 40-post charges, there could be a 183-post charged attack. Pretty crazy. Oh well.
29/40
Making the unit's walls emerald-encrusted diamond-reinforced obsidian...
You cannot alchemize entities, including attack entities.
I point out to Arceus that it was surpassed by Mewtwo, who's mega evolutions are the strongest, with it's X mega evolution's attack and sp. attack stats surpassing that of Deoxys, who formerly held that title.
Also, Mew surpasses Arceus in the cuteness department. Then again, Mew surpasses all in the cuteness department.
DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
I proceed to play with Mew in Pokemon Amie, because who DOESN'T want to pet Mew and feed it poke puffs and play with it?
Arceus doesn't really care, since it basically created the entire Pokemon universe.
Zero
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
Flint And Steel + Snowman = Fiery Pain to Mr. Snowman
Something Amazing (16/40)
TT2000's (31/40)
Adding charge...
Increasing Wall Size...
I have no idea what I'm doing...
3,500 damage to Snowman!
End-of-Turn Battle:
Engie_Ninja get healed by the MeeM Medic while he deals 4,000 damage to Arceus, destroying a plate! Mew just flies around idly...
The Vord swarms, helped out by the wolves, deal 7,500 damage to Keyboard Cat! The UOSS's MMM Launchers deal an additional 4,000 damage. The Drones heal the Bridge! Raidriar deals a mini-critted 6,500 damage to Snowman! Master Chef and Cthulu deal 5,000 damage to Team Mojang! The VIRUS lowers ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY and )(er Imperious Condesencion's INTEGRITY!
Suddenly, the Godmodder commands all of his entities to attack the Vord! They kill all Warrior swarms and 3 Keepers! )(er Imperious Condesencion and the Godmodder deal 12,500 damage to the Queen before retreating.
Very Fine changes the way an item works. If an item is used, there is a 50% chance it will hit both sides, a 16% chance it will hit your side, a 16% chance it will hit the opposing side, and a 16% chance a random effect will occur.
Fine will raise an item's level. This can be reversed with Rough.
1/1 makes a different, but similar item with the same level.
Rough will undo the item's last alchemization and will reverse Fine's effects.
Coarse will change the item into its basic components.
Jumper Block Extension + Punch Card Shunt. (Allows upgrades to the Alchemiter to be made very efficiently and quickly.)
Forge. (Purifies metal-based alchemizations.)
Iron Furnace. (Items can now be smelted in the Alchemiter.)
Supplies: HAMMER, KNITTING NEEDLES, CHEAP SWORD, RIFLE, COMPUTER, XBOX 360, BACKPACK, IRON INGOT, FURNACE, CRAFTING TABLE, WOODEN PLANKS, COAL, TORCHES, COBBLESTONE, DIRT, LAVA BUCKET, WATER BUCKET, LAPIS LAZULI, REDSTONE DUST, NAME TAG, IRON HORSE ARMOR, COCOA BEANS, SEEDS, MINECART, DISPENSER, GOLD FOIL
The Crosscircle (Kinect Wands OR Tuxedo) The_Serpent
Silver Crosscircle (Crosscircle OR Silver Fabric) The_Serpent
Red Suit of Death (Silver Crosscircle OR Critical Fabric) The_Serpent
Don't Bleed on the Suits (Red Suit of Death OR Jack Noir Poster) The_Serpent
Gold Chiton (White Chiton OR Gold Foil) PitTheAngel
Refined Iron (Iron Ingot ~ Iron Furnace) Flare Flames
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: III DISABLED (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow:III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY(Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: III READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
Akatia: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
comhraik: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
1TrollLtd: [AG] Status: Active
Chaplain_Grimaldus: [AG] Status: Idle
macnor: [AG] Status: Idle
sam41803: [AG] Status: Idle
Xentonic: [AG] Status: Idle
ekimo3631: [AG] Status: Idle
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
kazar14: [PG] Status: Idle
RC_118: [PG] Status: Idle
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Trewqs: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Active
Allosaurus_Jr: [N] Status: Idle
Attention all AG targets: UOSS is primary defense objective! guard the UOSS and draw off all attackers until repairs can be complete!
My action: I fire a hailstorm of micrometeors that interfere with attacks on the UOSS
UOSS Actions: Repairs (drones and auto repair system) target shield generators. all weapons fire on Amaura.
Virus Actions: Same as last turn (half antivirus integrity, half Imperious Condescension integrity). side effects of glitchiness occur (the virus manages to direct them against the PG team): invisible bedrock disrupts a random attack, and the Imperious Condescension gets its name changed to something ridiculous like "Glitchmaster 9000" or "Virus's pet (this does not change its stats).
Note: the MMM Launchers and combat modules should have fired 2 turns ago to deal extra damage (they are not mutually exclusive with the superlaser).
I equip a knockback M sword and hit the next player that attacks the UOSS 5000 kilometers away, ruining his attack. Auto repair repairs a thruster mount.
I support the Double Bays and the Powerplants.
I add 1 strength to the Vord warriors.
The Vord takers continue their struggle to fully take the wolves 1/3
I combine the Eternal energy source and the ilectricity to make the Level 4 alchemization: Infinite-life battery pack. 1/5
Random Event: The dreaded romulan Nero thinks Spock is on the planet. he warps in with his ship, the Narada, and fires his superdrill (which can break bedrock) in an attempt to breach the planet's core and destroy it with red matter. it will take 10 turns for that to happen. because nobody wants that to happen, this entity is on the Psychotically Insane (PI) team that attacks all entities. the UOSS fires side thrust to orbit away before the Narada attacks it.
Narada (PI): 50000/50000 HP (drilling into planet's core, 10 turns remaining)
Good work! Infinity Bow: 2/5 (Gathering materials)
Also, not taking meaning to take Raidriar's status of not being attacked for granted, but isn't Raidriar supposed to take 70% less damage whilst not stunned?
Anyways, as Raidriar focuses on the Snowman, I nuck the Godmodder from orbit.
I place Counter Modules on the shields, making any attackers take 1/3 of damage they deal to the UOSS. It only affects entities attacking the UOSS, though.
Fine. I use the now six posts of charge on the following alchemy: XBlade of Xperience && Computer Virus (not THE Virus). I then stab a random AG entity again Bec Noir style - the teleport stab.
It is? Huh. I kind of don't think it's a good idea to leave it as-is...
32/40
Making the unit's walls bedrock-covered gold-plated iron-scaled emerald-encrusted diamond-reinforced obsidian...
EDIT: 4000th post? I didn't even notice! I use this opportunity to use the deadly FOUR-TO-FOUR attack! It deals 4 damage to every enemy...40 minutes after it is initiated...400 times...for 4000 years!
And also begin work on something else.
[UNKNOWN] 1/5 (x5)
Something Amazing (16/40)
TT2000's (31/40)
Adding charge...
Increasing Wall Size...
I have no idea what I'm doing...
The Godmodder stares at you quizzically, wondering why you are apologizing to him!
You got the FOREVER FURNACE! A furnace that does not require fuel to use...
You can't just support two random AG charges and not say what they are!
The Vord take your orders!
Forever Furnace AND Redstone Torch = Energizer (Level 3)
1/4
White Chiton OR Gold Foil = Gold Chiton
You got the GOLD CHITON! A type of Greek tunic that is emblazoned in golden colors.
Raidriar's next attack will mini-crit!
Taken Courage Wolf and Insanity Wolf will assist the Vord this turn!
This could be interesting...
The only question would be, what or who would drop the spoil of war........?
You got the ENERGIZER!
A furnace that does't require fuel and acts as a block of redstone.
Iron OR Redstone = Conductiron (Level 1 Alchemy)
+2,000 HP!
(1)
You got CONDUCTIRON!
An iron ingot that can conduct a redstone circuit and can generally act as redstone. It looks like a reddish iron ingot.
You cannot create 50-post charges!
Keyboard Cat is not interested in such things! All it cares about is the music...
4,000 damage!
Cthulu added! Normally, such an Eldritch Abomination would be compelled to join the Pro-Godmodder side, but it feels loyalty to you...
So I take it you're leaving?
4,000 damage!
You can use SCP-914 to dissassemble things. I will copy-paste that info in later. Although you don't need to disassemble, you can get a duplicate of that item.
...No charges over 40!
You deal 3,000 damage to a Combat Module before being driven off the ship. x1 COMBO!
The Godmodder took careful notes during the entire lecture! Afterwards, he makes a room's temperature absolute zero, puts oxygen in there, turns it into liquid, puts it in a bucket, and throws the bucket at you, freezing you instantly!
However, since the Godmodder wasn't wearing gloves, a tiny drop went on his hand! He instantly recoils in shock, taking 1 damage!
Iron Ingot AND Redstone = Conductiron Dust (Level 1)
You got the RED BARRELS!
The absolute peak of sniping perfection. You can store items to use as ammo, create refined bullets by smelting, and shoot out redstone as LASERS.
3,500 damage! x2 COMBO!
Suddenly, Rose Lalonde appears out of nowhere and uses her THORNS OF OGLOGOTH to deal 5,000 damage to )(er Imperious Condesencion!
You cannot alchemize entities, including attack entities.
The flaming derps instantly become the smartest people that ever lived and go to Harvard!
Your shout reverbrates across the entire battlefield and causes an avalanche to happen right next to you!
Arceus doesn't really care, since it basically created the entire Pokemon universe.
+2,000 Max HP to Mew!
Tell me about it.
3,500 damage to Snowman!
End-of-Turn Battle:
Engie_Ninja get healed by the MeeM Medic while he deals 4,000 damage to Arceus, destroying a plate! Mew just flies around idly...
The Vord swarms, helped out by the wolves, deal 7,500 damage to Keyboard Cat! The UOSS's MMM Launchers deal an additional 4,000 damage. The Drones heal the Bridge! Raidriar deals a mini-critted 6,500 damage to Snowman! Master Chef and Cthulu deal 5,000 damage to Team Mojang! The VIRUS lowers ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY and )(er Imperious Condesencion's INTEGRITY!
Suddenly, the Godmodder commands all of his entities to attack the Vord! They kill all Warrior swarms and 3 Keepers! )(er Imperious Condesencion and the Godmodder deal 12,500 damage to the Queen before retreating.
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal HP: 5/5.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: ???, ???, ???.
Engie_Ninja: [N] HP: 37,000/45,000.
MeeM Medic: [N] HP: 15,000/15,000.
Mew: [N] HP: 17,100/17,100.
Vord Conglomerate: [AG] Croach Growth: 11 Strength. Vord Queen: 8 Strength, 28,500/40,000 HP. Keepers: 12 Strength, 6,000/6,000 HP, x9. Warriors: 18 Strength, 0 Swarms. Takers: 5 Strength, 5,000/5,000 HP, x5.
U.O.S.S.: [AG] HP: 14,250/50,000. Shields: 0/10,000. Shield Generators: 0/5,000. (x0.) Combat Module: 2,000/5,000. (x8.) Thruster Mounts: 3,500/10,000. (x4.) Drone Factories: 2,000/10,000. (x1.) Ship Bay: 10,000/10,000. (x1.) Redundant Systems: 5,000/5,000. (x4.) MMM Launchers: 10,000/10,000. (x4.) Elevation: 10
U.O.S.S. Drones: [AG] 250/250. (x20.)
U.O.S.S. Ships: [AG] Carrier: 2,500/2,500 HP. 1,000/1,000 Shields. (x2.)
Raidriar the God King: [AG] HP: 74,750/81,000.
Master Chef: [AG] HP: 40,000/40,000.
Cthulu: [AG] HP: 45,000/45,000. Minions: 1,000/1,000. (x5.)
Amaura: [PG] HP: 20,000/20,000.
Team Mojang: [PG] HP: 40,500/75,000.
Arceus: [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000. Plates: 5,000/5,000. (x12.) Contamination: IIII
Bedrock Cthulu: [PG] HP: 33,900/80,000.
Keyboard Cat: [PG] HP: 71,000/90,000. Contamination: IIII
Snowman: [PG] HP: 58,500/65,000.
)(er Imperious Condesencion: [PG] HP: 73,500/100,000. )(ER IMPERIOUS CONDESENCION INTEGRITY: 60%
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 58/125. GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 96%
VIRUS: [UNKNOWN] HP: \\\\\\\\\\/\\\\\\\\
VIRUS INTEGRITY: 98%
SECURITY INTEGRITY: 100%
PHYSICS ENGINE: 95%
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 75%
ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY: 80%
Wily Egg Zone:
SWATBOTS: [N] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x15.)
Zero: [N] HP: 35,000/35,000.
Alchemiter: [A] Status: Ready to use.
Settings:
Very Fine
Fine
1/1
Rough
Coarse
Information:
Very Fine changes the way an item works. If an item is used, there is a 50% chance it will hit both sides, a 16% chance it will hit your side, a 16% chance it will hit the opposing side, and a 16% chance a random effect will occur.
Fine will raise an item's level. This can be reversed with Rough.
1/1 makes a different, but similar item with the same level.
Rough will undo the item's last alchemization and will reverse Fine's effects.
Coarse will change the item into its basic components.
Forge. (Purifies metal-based alchemizations.)
Iron Furnace. (Items can now be smelted in the Alchemiter.)
Supplies: HAMMER, KNITTING NEEDLES, CHEAP SWORD, RIFLE, COMPUTER, XBOX 360, BACKPACK, IRON INGOT, FURNACE, CRAFTING TABLE, WOODEN PLANKS, COAL, TORCHES, COBBLESTONE, DIRT, LAVA BUCKET, WATER BUCKET, LAPIS LAZULI, REDSTONE DUST, NAME TAG, IRON HORSE ARMOR, COCOA BEANS, SEEDS, MINECART, DISPENSER, GOLD FOIL
Kinect Wands (Knitting Needles AND XBOX 360) [Lv. 1] {2/2} The_Serpent
Cheap Bayonet (Rifle AND Cheap Sword) [Lv. 1] {1/2} ???
Storage Shotgun (Rifle AND Backpack) [Lv. 1] {2/2} fseftr
Windows Stop Working (Computer AND Hammer) [Lv. 1] {2/2} Akatia
iShoot (Cheap Rifle AND Computer) [Lv. 1] {2/2} sigmatw
XPBOX (Kinect Wands AND Bottle o' Enchanting) [Lv. 2] {3/3} The_Serpent
Double-Furnace (Furnace AND Furnace) [Lv. 1] {2/2} ThunderCam777
Crafter's Best Friend (Double-Furnace AND Crafting Table) [Lv. 2] {3/3} ThunderCam777
The Binding of Scythes (Death Sickle AND Elbrus, the Binding Blade) [Lv. 3] {4/4} Flare Flames
Large Backpack (Knitting Needles AND Backpack) [Lv. 1] {2/2} ThunderCam777
Double-Barreled Inventory (Rifle AND Storage Shotgun) [Lv. 2] {3/3} fseftr
Auto-Craft V1.1 (Crafter's Best Friend AND Computer) [Lv. 3] {4/4} ThunderCam777
Inventive Inventory (Crafter's Best Friend AND Large Backpack) [Lv. 4] {5/5} ThunderCam777
Battery Pack (5xA Battery AND Backpack) [Lv. 1] {2/2} pionoplayer
Scoped Project M (Scoped Smash AND Computer) [Lv. 4] {5/5} Minor107
Hollow Generic Object (Perfectly Generic Object AND Air) [Lv. 0] {1/1} comhraik
Smart Shoot Store (Computer AND Double-Barreled Inventory) [Lv. 3] {4/4} fsetfr
S4 (Smart Shoot Store AND Furnace) [Lv. 4] {5/5} fsetfr
XBlade of Xperience (Infinity Swords OR XPBOX) [Lv. 5] {6/6} The_Serpent
High-Voltage Pack (Battery Pack AND Iron Ingot) [Lv. 2] {3/3} pionoplayer
Gotta Kill 'Em All (Pokéball OR Bazooka) [Lv. 2] {2/3} Trewqs
iLectricity (High-Voltage Pack AND Computer) [Lv. 3] {1/4} pionoplayer
Red Barrels (Redstone Dust AND S4) [Lv. 5] {6/6} fsetfr
Iron Furnace (Iron Ingot AND Furnace) [Lv. 1] {2/2} Flare Flames
Iron-Plated Furnace (Iron Ingot OR Furnace) [Lv. 1] {2/2} Flare Flames
Ellorium Spear (Ellorium Sword AND Sturdy Shaft) [Lv. 3] {1/4} ninjatwist321
Forever Furnace (Furnace AND Lava Bucket) [Lv. 2] {3/3} pionoplayer
Energizer (Forever Furnace AND Redstone Torch [Lv. 3] {4/4} pionoplayer
Conductiron (Iron Ingot OR Redstone) [Lv. 1] {2/2} Flare Flames
Conductiron Dust (Iron Ingot AND Redstone [Lv. 1] {1/2} Flare Flames
None yet.
The Crosscircle (Kinect Wands OR Tuxedo) The_Serpent
Silver Crosscircle (Crosscircle OR Silver Fabric) The_Serpent
Red Suit of Death (Silver Crosscircle OR Critical Fabric) The_Serpent
Don't Bleed on the Suits (Red Suit of Death OR Jack Noir Poster) The_Serpent
Gold Chiton (White Chiton OR Gold Foil) PitTheAngel
Refined Iron (Iron Ingot ~ Iron Furnace) Flare Flames
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: III DISABLED (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY(Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: III READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
Akatia: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
comhraik: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
1TrollLtd: [AG] Status: Active
Chaplain_Grimaldus: [AG] Status: Idle
macnor: [AG] Status: Idle
sam41803: [AG] Status: Idle
Xentonic: [AG] Status: Idle
ekimo3631: [AG] Status: Idle
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
kazar14: [PG] Status: Idle
RC_118: [PG] Status: Idle
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Trewqs: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Active
Allosaurus_Jr: [N] Status: Idle
13/30 Powerplants
Attention all AG targets: UOSS is primary defense objective! guard the UOSS and draw off all attackers until repairs can be complete!
My action: I fire a hailstorm of micrometeors that interfere with attacks on the UOSS
UOSS Actions: Repairs (drones and auto repair system) target shield generators. all weapons fire on Amaura.
Virus Actions: Same as last turn (half antivirus integrity, half Imperious Condescension integrity). side effects of glitchiness occur (the virus manages to direct them against the PG team): invisible bedrock disrupts a random attack, and the Imperious Condescension gets its name changed to something ridiculous like "Glitchmaster 9000" or "Virus's pet (this does not change its stats).
Note: the MMM Launchers and combat modules should have fired 2 turns ago to deal extra damage (they are not mutually exclusive with the superlaser).
14/30 Powerplants
I equip a knockback M sword and hit the next player that attacks the UOSS 5000 kilometers away, ruining his attack. Auto repair repairs a thruster mount.
I add 1 strength to the Vord warriors.
The Vord takers continue their struggle to fully take the wolves 1/3
I combine the Eternal energy source and the ilectricity to make the Level 4 alchemization: Infinite-life battery pack. 1/5
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
"Yes, Sir!"
Sniper Joe [AG]: 1,000/1,000 [x5]. Specials: Is Defending UOSS.
15/30 Powerplants
Random Event: The dreaded romulan Nero thinks Spock is on the planet. he warps in with his ship, the Narada, and fires his superdrill (which can break bedrock) in an attempt to breach the planet's core and destroy it with red matter. it will take 10 turns for that to happen. because nobody wants that to happen, this entity is on the Psychotically Insane (PI) team that attacks all entities. the UOSS fires side thrust to orbit away before the Narada attacks it.
Narada (PI): 50000/50000 HP (drilling into planet's core, 10 turns remaining)
Also, not taking meaning to take Raidriar's status of not being attacked for granted, but isn't Raidriar supposed to take 70% less damage whilst not stunned?
Anyways, as Raidriar focuses on the Snowman, I nuck the Godmodder from orbit.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I finish that dust stuff.
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
I burn the Catnip to make Keyboard Cat high. sedating him and slapping him with the tuna while he's down.
Lowering and resetting Titan Vinta's charge to 40.
[1/40]
Earth-to-Equestria Bridge, 4 (or was it five?)/10.
Cthuluh starts an Ancient Rage, damaging Team Mojang, Snowman, and Keyboard Cat.
Oh no
31/40
Making the unit's walls gold-plated iron-scaled emerald-encrusted diamond-reinforced obsidian...
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The virus is technically on our side, TT.
I upgrade the existing healing modules, and then place a healing module on the most important part of the ship OR the part that needs it most.
EDIT: I believe I have gotten the 4000th post! WOOHOOO! Correct me if I am wrong, though.
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TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
32/40
Making the unit's walls bedrock-covered gold-plated iron-scaled emerald-encrusted diamond-reinforced obsidian...
EDIT: 4000th post? I didn't even notice! I use this opportunity to use the deadly FOUR-TO-FOUR attack! It deals 4 damage to every enemy...40 minutes after it is initiated...400 times...for 4000 years!
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