I raise Rechronology, the staff crackling with temporal energy as I fire a large, non-euclidean quartz sphere straight towards Rick's chest. The sphere travels towards the Godmodder, shrinking before eventually dissapearing entirely. Rick looks confusedly at the space formerly occupied by the sphere, which has not left the timeline entirely, merely having warped into the past. The sphete is currently floating through space, gravitating dust and small asteroids towards it.
Everything vanishes in a flash of light, as the Godmodder recoils and the summon takes form... the Monolith vanishes the instant before everything is encompassed in a flash of searing heat.
The meteor hits the Godmodder, a small shard of crystalline quartz embedding itself into his heart. Embedding this shard of quartz, brought here by a glitch in time and one man's wish, into the heart of Godmodder Prime would probably cause too much temporal shenanigans, and cause imaginary numbers of doomed timelines to sprout out of unnecessary places, so I choose another thing taken here by the same duo of things. The Godmodder from the original thread.
In the present, the godmodder is suddenly chained in mid-air by the non-euclidean bronze torus on the top of Rechronology, as time stops as a scratched record. I ascend in front of him, my inert bronze staff having grown a spearhead of temporal quartz matching that in Rick's heart. The small crystal shard has remained there, unnoticed, unremoved. Now, it's time to change that. A light blue Time symbol appears in front of the Godmodder's heart as I drive the inert staff into it. The quartz spearhead touches the quartz inside the godmodder's heart, reuniting and releasing a huge amount of temporal energy. The energy surges through the Godmodder, trying to remove him from existance from the inside, and filling him with temporal quartz crystals.
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I only do the following if my previous attempt at peace does not work. Only if the Godmodder absolutely refuses any form of peace, then I do this. I seriously, legitimately do not want to do this if he actually wants to surrender.
I sigh.
"Well, at least I tried. I can't end this war peacefully, but you had the chance to Godmodder. The chance to prove yourself as stronger than anyone else around. Fine. My goal is still peace, but looks like I'll need a little vengeance along the way. Maybe you'll finally know peace, Godmodder."
Tazz's post is massive, so what do I have that could possibly compete with that? I have nothing left, except what I've already written. I said I have three aspects, but that's not really true. You can't boil down someone to three roles. I have a 4th role, and a 5th, and a 6th and so on. One of these roles though, is the Scientist. I create attacks, both for myself and for Wilson, that harness the true violence of the universe. And so, I use my arguments against the Red Dragon, my massive 10 or so days worth of essays, to destroy the Godmodder. Those essays are the only thing I have left that comes close to what Tazz wrote. And so, all of these arguments...
The last few parts are actually new arguments.
Lets say that the Red Dragon does have infinite size. Then, assuming its density is not 0 (otherwise it would be basically light), it also has infinite mass. Now, take a look at this equation... J = .5 * m * v^2 J is the energy stored in motion, m is mass, and v is velocity. Because the Red Dragon has infinite mass and infinity times any real, positive number is still infinity, then J must also be infinity. So, the Red Dragon needs an infinite amount of force to move at ANY speed. If he DOES have infinite force, then things get a little... odd... So, if the Red Dragon has infinity powerful legs/wings/magic/whatever he uses to move, then he can put infinite force behind his actions. So, our equation from above becomes... infinity = 0.5 * infinity * v^2. The problem is that both .5 and v^2 are positive, real numbers. So, ANY value for v solves this equation. This doesn't mean the Red Dragon gets to pick a number he likes and that's his speed though. It means that when he puts infinite force into moving his infinite mass, he will go at literally EVERY POSSIBLE COMBINATION OF SPEED AND DIRECTION ALL AT THE SAME TIME! He'll be moving towards Godcraft at 100 miles per hour, away from it at 60 meters per second, sideways to it at 80 kilometers per minute, and an infinite number of other possibilities all at once. He could even be going at imaginary speeds such as 647 * sqrt(-19 * sin(cot(23 + pi * ln(19tou)))) + 2i milli-fathoms per nano-baktoon at a right angle to probability and parallel to sanity. I really don't know. But, I do know that there are wayyy more directions and speeds that don't go towards Godcraft than ones that do go towards Godcraft. Milli-fathoms per nano-baktoon is the BEST unit of measurement by the way.
And more importantly, of all the things I expected you to say against that "he's going everywhere all at once" attack, the thing I least expected was for you to agree. Huh. Does that mean the Red Dragon is here now? Does that mean he's not here now? Does that mean he's here and not here at the same time? Is he everywhere and nowhere baby? And something else I forgot, which is RELATIVITY! BOO YA! *High fives Einstein* Anyway, yeah. An object's length according to an observer is based on the speed of the object relative to the observer. So, as the Red Dragon is going at every possible speed, it also has every possible fraction of infinity as its length, all of which are still infinity, so that's kinda boring. But, the Red Dragon is also going above and at the same speed as the speed of light (and below it at the same time), so things are a little more interesting. The Lorentz equation, which is...
(L = Lo * sqrt( 1 - (v^2)/(c^2) ) ) where L = length, Lo = length when still, v = velocity, c = speed of light
calculates that the Red Dragon would have both an imaginary length (as v > c) and 0 length (as v = c) at once and so would both exist and not exist at the same time.
Building on my previous statements about how the Red Dragon has infinite length, 0 length, and imaginary length all at the same time according to observers, the Red Dragon shouldn't be able to actually damage anything. But at the same time, he does exist and so can damage things. He might also collapse into a black hole due to having infinite mass and 0 size. And so, as he is both a black hole and not a black hole at the same time, he'd get sucked into himself and then disperse over the universe as Hawking Radiation. Now, according to Wikipedia, the temperature of Hawking Radiation emitted by a black hole is inversely related to the mass of the black hole. Higher the mass, lower the temperature. So, as Red Dragon black hole has infinite mass, the temperature is infinitely low, or in other words, at absolute zero. Temperature is caused by the random jiggly-ness of atoms and their components. At absolute zero, there is no random movements of atoms any more and the material CANNOT get any colder. At absolute zero, some weird things start to happen. For instance, the Red Dragon would become Bose-Einstein Condensate. And so, the fearsome destroyer of all reality would melt down into a fuzzy blob, becoming far smaller and more dense because the particles can now get closer together. So thus, we can conclude that the Red Dragon is everywhere, nowhere, here, there, a black hole, nonexistent, real, not a black hole, electromagnetic waves, dead, alive, pure energy, a certain theoretical cat named after a physicist, ascended into a higher plane of being, matter, at absolute zero, not a fuzzy blob, above absolute zero, a fuzzy blob, and incredibly condensed all at the same time. All of that from the 6 words, "The Red Dragon's size is infinite".
If the Red Dragon is the size of the universe, and the universe is infinite, don't we have the same problems? And before you ask why the universe doesn't go at every possible speed and turn into a black hole and stuff, that's because the universe isn't trying to move. In fact, it can't move because it is everything. A system (IE: group of objects) cannot change its own center of mass. If you're in a rolling office chair and kick off the wall, the Earth-you-chair system still has the same center of mass. Its just that you and the chair have much less mass than the Earth, so your center of mass changes much more than the Earth's does, but the average center of mass hasn't moved from that. The Red Dragon being the size of everything, yet not be everything means that he could try to move his center of mass by "kicking" off something else in the universe. And all these problems come from him using infinite force to do so.
New argument unrelated to the going everywhere at once argument: The Red Dragon would have to find something that could withstand the infinite force he's put on it. Going back to the rolling office chair example, imagine now you're in your office chair and to move backwards, you kick off an open door. However, that's not going to get you very far because the door is just going to swing shut. It moves out of the way before you can put all your force on it. And if you're not putting all your force on it, its not putting all its force on you. You know, forces have equal and opposite reactions. So in order to move backwards in the office chair, you need something that can resist all the force your kick puts on it, such as a wall or the now closed door. This problem occurs for the Red Dragon, only infinity worse. Everything he tries to kick off of would just break and provide very little resistance. Just like an astronaut up in the ISS can't propel them self by pushing off a nearby floating tool, the Red Dragon can't propel himself by pushing off of anything. Planets, stars, even black holes would just get brushed aside without any reasonable resistance. Remember how I said a system cannot change its own center of mass? In any system the Red Dragon makes himself a part of, he'll be the infinity more massive object and so the smaller objects that he tries to push off of would move far more than he would. Even if the entire universe had some kind of air and he tried flapping his wings, that still wouldn't provide enough resistance because the air would just compress in on itself rather than put force backwards on the Red Dragon's wings. As said in the stupid movie Interstellar, "You can't go forward without leaving something behind... so I obviously have throw myself off the ship so you have a chance even though my mass is insignificant compared to many other objects on board!". From all this, the Red Dragon would just flail around in the vastness of space until he had broken everything nearby and runs out of objects to push off of. And this still applies as long as the Red Dragon is more massive than something like... 10 super massive black holes. Although, if he's that light, he might be able to flap off of the universe's non existent air.
Even if the Red Dragon is the size of a non infinite universe, it still needs something to kick off of! Its not a question of the power required, its a simple question of size ratios! A universe sized dragon, could not fit into a much smaller prison! Unless you're suggesting the endermen literally stuffed the Red Dragon in there, in which case kudos to it for surviving getting compressed down to about 1/25th its size. That would be like stuffing a full grown adult into a vase. Well, there is another, and actually more likely answer. Which is that the void is actually infinite. In which case, it would be more like the Red Dragon was locked out of Minecraft, and not in the void.
As the Red Dragon is the size of a universe (which luckily for him, doesn't seem to be as large as human stupidity), then he needs other universe sized objects to kick off of. Try moving just by yourself. No outside interactions. ... ... Have you tried? Well its impossible. In order to move your own center of mass, you must move the center of mass of something else. A sailboat cannot have a fan on board to blow into its own sail and expect that to work. The Red Dragon needs outside objects to move with. However, as he is so big, everything he tries will just break or get pushed aside before it offers enough resistance to get him moving at any reasonable speed.
Moving as individual parts wouldn't work. He would still need the same total mass to kick off of. So the Red Dragon is still going to run out of objects to kick off of. And if the Red Dragon is expanding, wouldn't that mean his density is going down? The Red Dragon must be the consistency of cotton candy at this point. And if its density is going down, then it can deal less and less damage with a claw swipe or whatever because each individual part of him has less mass. Sure, he has the same total mass, but because he's so huge, he can only put a limited (size wise) amount of that mass behind attacks.
So you're saying the Red Dragon is an easily divisible gas? Or maybe a being of pure energy? The problem with those now is that they can't hold a form for very long. Both gases and energy tends to disperse. Its called diffusion. And how did the Red Dragon just "magically" move most of its mass over somewhere else? That still has the problem of needing something to kick off of.
Well, at least I've gotten the beast down from infinite size and going everywhere at once down to just the size of a couple of planets. Hm. I think I thought of something else. Just how big is the Red Dragon? Because if its the size of the Earth-Moon system or something, there's another problem. It would take several seconds for the Dragon to react to anything because nerve signals just can't move that fast. It takes light a couple (about 2.7) to get from Earth to the Moon and back, so the Red Dragon would take about 5 seconds to react to anything due to limits on the speed of light. Unless hes using something else, like Spooky Interaction (yes, the highly technical name for Quantum Entanglement), but that has its own host of problems, such as not actually working.
@Red Dragon: Huh? So the Red Dragon is every kind of matter at once? ... ... Alright, I'm back. I did a little research and found some pretty cool results. As many know, there are more than 3 states of matter. Plasma is the most obvious example. Now, if the Red Dragon has infinite forms and is every kind of matter at once, we get into the really weird theoretical stuff, like exotic matter, quark-gluon plasma and supercritical liquid. Exotic matter has negative mass or sometimes imaginary mass. With negative mass exotic matter, it accelerates in the opposite direction to any force on it. So, gravity is actually going to try and tear the Red Dragon apart rather than hold it together. But that's just the beginning. Imaginary mass exotic matter always goes above the speed of light and the Red Dragon would be made of tachyons. If the Red Dragon stopped, he has this equation to worry about:
E = (m * c^2)/(Sqrt(1 - (abs(v)^2/c^2)))
This equation relates the mass energy of an object to its mass and velocity as well as c, the speed of light. Its the famous E = m * c^2, but with a few adjustments for going at very, very high speeds (most of the time, the denominator is so close to 1 you can ignore it). As the Red Dragon's mass is imaginary, the numerator is an imaginary value. When he's going above the speed of light, the number in the radical is negative and so the denominator is imaginary. An imaginary number divided by an imaginary number cancels out the i values and gets a real number for energy. But if the Red Dragon stops, it suddenly has an imaginary value for energy because the denominator is now real, which I believe quite literally, defies the laws of the universe and brings along all sorts of problems. Plus, can the Red Dragon even have infinite forms if some of those forms have combinations of properties that are just impossible? Such as being degenerate matter at very high temperatures or even just being both wood and glass at the same time. And finally, there's still the question of how it got all its mass over somewhere else away from my arguments.
Part 2: "There are no such thing as nerve signals in Minecraftia! Everything runs on code!" But code runs at the speed of light. Back when computers as we know them today were first being made, they took up large closets worth of space. And computer engineers had a tool called a "light stick". I don't think that's what they were actually called, but its what I remember hearing them as. Anyway, a light stick was like a meter stick in that it was a wooden rod that represented the distance light could travel in one computer cycle (a very small time). So, people had to take that into consideration and think about how far the data could go in one cycle. It couldn't make it all the way from one side of the computer to the other in one cycle. So yeah, running on code is no different than running on nerve signals in a time sense. Unless all this is being run on a much smaller device in a closet somewhere, but based on... well... everything in the story pretty much, that isn't the case.
First, there's the problem with all shapeshifters. Where does it get the extra mass from? If it transforms from the size of a planet to the size of a universe, where is it getting the universe worth of extra mass? Matter is energy and conservation of energy and all that. The Red Dragon's total mass cannot change unless it takes in or gives off other pieces of mass. So, if it expands, it either has to eat more mass or become the consistency of marshmallow. This video does a pretty good job.
However, this line of questioning isn't as fun as my next one. And this... oh Notch... this is going to be good.
So, the Red Dragon has infinite brains? Ohhh man... there are so many problems with that... That would mean the Red Dragon has no central nervous system which in turn would mean it is really stupid, as in, amoeba levels of stupid. Well, probably. Lets go into some of the other problems as well.
Problem 1: First, the time it takes information to reach the brain is not the only limiting factor. In order for it to see something and decide to crush it, information has to go from the eyes, to the brain, be processed in whatever manner, and then go to the arms. Even if you remove the time it takes to get to the brain and assume the Red Dragon has the reaction speed of Zoro, information would still need to travel to the arms. Which, if the Red Dragon is the size of the Earth-Moon system, I'd guesstimate would take 2 or 3 seconds, which is a really long time in the heat of combat. And if you to say that it has eyes on its arms or something, I first want to ask you if you're sure this is a dragon because its sounding more and more like the Flying Spaghetti Monster. And secondly, if it has eyes everywhere, that would be massive information overload and make it quite vulnerable to getting poked in the eye. And evolutionarily, eyes are expensive. That brings me to my next point.
Problem 2: Having infinite brains would make it very vulnerable to brain damage. Literally any attack that does some damage might damage a part of one or more of its brains. And if a part of its brains gets damaged, how does the Dragon know to not route information through there? And brain damage is quite hard to self detect, especially with how large the Dragon is and how many brains it has to keep track of. There are 2 main problems with healing regeneration. First off, brains are complex things, so regenerating them isn't the easiest thing to do in the world. Second, the Red Dragon would have to know exactly which brain was damaged and how badly. Sometimes the brain can take a hit but not suffer permanent damage. That would take up a lot of processing time and power, consonantly monitoring the state of each and every brain with some other brain.
Problem 3 (related to problem 2): Concussions. The Red Dragon would get ALL of the concussions. A concussion is effectively, a bruise to the brain. Nerve tissue is pretty soft, which is why most animals have a skull and fluid inside that skull to cushion the brain against hits. However, the Red Dragon doesn't have this and so would get concussions very, very easily. And even worse for it, it has brains in its arms. So when it actually hits something, it would get a concussion. That would be like me knocking myself out by punching someone else. Thus, the Red Dragon would quickly loose judgement ability and would start slowing down more and more as information has to be routed farther to find a still intact brain.
Problem 4: Brains take up a lot of power. About 20% of the calories a human eats are used by the brain, or about 15 watts. This is WAY more efficient than a computer, but still a lot of power for something only 1260 cubic centimeters. Quick! To the Maths-mobile! Lets say that the Red Dragon is the size of 20 Earths because MC worlds are bigger than Earth. Now, the volume of the Earth is 1.08321 * 10^15 cubic meters. Multiply this by 40 then divide by 1.26 and we get that the Red Dragon has effectively 3.4387 * 10 ^ 16 human brains. Each of those take 15 watts, so that's 5.1581 * 10 ^ 17 watts. One watt is one joule per second. So, this is a LOT of energy. I know that a cooked fish (I think it was salmon, but I forgot.) has about 100 calories, so lets work with that. A food calorie is actually a kilo-calorie and 1 joule equals 2.39 * 10 ^ -4 kilo-calories. So to maintain its brains, the Red Dragon has to eat 1.233 trillion cooked fish per second. However, lets give the Dragon a fighting chance and say it can convert mass to energy with some kind of anti-matter engine, which converts mass to energy with about 40% efficiency (theoretically, the most efficient matter to energy conversion possible). Then it can get away with only needed to eat 14.325 grams of matter per second, essentially having to eat a small handful of Skittles every second (13.489 to be exact, as a Skittle weighs slightly more than a gram). That's not bad, but it would still add up over 15 days. Over 15 days, the Red Dragon would have to eat 17,481,744 Skittles worth of mass. But, that is not counting the energy it takes for all its other functions (like, breathing fire, keeping up its body temperature, moving, etc. As the human brain takes up 20% of power, maybe we can say these other operations are the other 80%, in which case the Skittles per second rises five fold up to 67.445 Skittles.). Remember that other 60% of energy? Its not lost. Most of that is stuff like heat. So, in order to maintain its brains, the Red Dragon would be exploding every second with the force of 8.09 Skittles, or 7.28 * 10 ^ 17 joules. Yeah, matter has a lot of energy.
After that, lets do some more qualitative stuff. Problem 5 (this is probably the biggest problem because it can't be explained away by "its fantasy" as it is a logical conclusion to previously stated things): Brains process several different sources of information all at once. The human brain takes in all kind of different sources of information, touch, sight, those weird ones we don't have names for like wetness detection and the position of limbs, and combines all of that into a few actions and/or thoughts. Because the Red Dragon doesn't process everything all in once place, each part of its brain won't have access to the full story. The biggest problem I see with this is in vision. Based on the picture we got earlier, the Dragon has two eyes, pretty standard practice for living creatures. That allows each eye to get a slightly different picture and then have the brain combine them into one 3-d image. IE: depth perception. The Red Dragon's problem is that the image from each eye will be processed separately, so its like it has only 1 eye. The Red Dragon would have terrible depth perception, something kinda useful in the vastness of space. Except its actually worse because each eye will give a different picture of the world, so different parts of the dragon will think that things are in different places. So, if the two parts of the brain/brains that each processed one eye give directions to an arm to attack, the arm will be told to attack two different places at once, with obvious problems.
Problem 6: (NEW specially for this attack!): Space. If the Red Dragon has its entire body mass taken up by brains, then where does everything else go? Brain tissue is highly specialized and cannot just work a night job as an arm muscle or other vital organ. Plus, if the Red Dragon put any strain or twisting on its own muscle brains, then it would damage the brain and give itself a concussion and very, very quickly start running out of brains.
Problem 7: (NEW! Unrelated to the brain thing also): If the Red Dragon is so massive, then it would start to have its own gravitational pull. The various parts of the Red Dragon would each have various weights (not masses, mind you), with the ones closest to the center of the Red Dragon having the least weight. This would not only make maneuvering extremely difficult as the weights of different parts would be constantly changing as the Red Dragon's center of mass, and so center of gravity changes as it moves. And going along with this idea, there is a reason why planets are spherical. Their gravity forces them into that shape. So, the Red Dragon would fall into a sphere and be unable to move. (Or a torus. AKA: doughnut shape, but only if it was constantly spinning)
Problem 8 (NEW!): Cognitive dissonance. The brain tends to work in local processes. So, the Red Dragon having a very large brain would essentially mean that it is running several lines of thought all at once and be forced to choose one. This means it would act in a very strange manner and often make plain illogical choices. Not to mention, when it finally chooses one, it has to tell all the other brains to stop their lines of thinking. And given the distances between them, this will take a very long time. Not to mention how long it will take for the finished thought to actually make it to whatever body part its a command to.
Problem 9 (NEW!): In order to move any part of its body across itself in any reasonable amount of time, the Red Dragon would have to flap its wing incredibly fast. Like, 3% of the speed of light fast. That amount of speed and acceleration would probably just cause its wing to disintegrate into a wave of plasma.
Prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt that... the Red Dragon does whatever it wants and still exists despite my arguments to the contrary. However, that does mean that I can weaponize the Godmodder's own dragon against him. I pull out a single scale. One scale of the Red Dragon is all I need to completely and utterly destroy the Godmodder and everything around here. I let the scale float out of my grasp, creating a vacuum devoid of any matter and holding the scale up there with electrostatic forces.
"Now, Godmodder. I'm so sorry it had to come to this. I'll give you one last chance to surrender before I throw this scale in your face and end you with the power of long massively inflated scientific arguments that Twin is getting sick of dealing with. With this one scale, I hold the power to dissolve worlds into states most never even dream of. The Red Dragon was too stupid to realize the sheer strength that having truly any form entails. Sigh... I hate doing a big flashy attack like this. I don't want to do this. I don't want to do this to either you or this world. The world might be doomed to fiery death by supernova, but you aren't! I want to forgive you. I want to forgive you with all my naive little heart. But if you're going to be a coward and take the easy route by not showing anyone what strength you have left, then I'm sorry it had to end this way. I truly am sorry."
I impose order on the scale. I've done it before. I've controlled this aspect of chaos and destruction to my will. I forced it to lose its size and strength, so I'll do it again. And now I shall use its own power of chaos. I impose order on the scale and force it, out of all its possible unexplainable forms, to take one form. Rather than being some kind of planet breaking gun or ultimate core of magic, its still a scale. But now, it is made of... strange matter. It doesn't look really like anything anymore. Each observer sees it differently, fluctuating in that unique way quantum things do. Strange matter is plain, ordinary matter whose quarks, the things that make up atoms, have disintegrated into their "strange" state. I levitate the scale menacingly near the Godmodder, keeping it safe from touching any other matter.
"Do you surrender? If you do not, this scale will destroy you and this world in a way nobody here has ever seen or even imagined! One! Last! Chance! Do you surrender? You can still have some sense of pride and strength left if you surrender!"
If he does not, then I sigh and say,
"Then may you know peace, Richard."
I shield myself and everyone else with a powerful specially made electrostatic field, and then I rub the scale in the Godmodder's face. Oh, and if he tries to knock it out of my grasp or grab it in anyway, that doesn't work. Because... one of the properties of strange matter is what it does when it touches normal matter. Everyone here has heard of anti-matter right? Its kinda like that, only way stronger. You see, when strange matter touches normal matter, the strange matter acts as a catalyst, helping the quarks in the normal matter to decay into their strange states very quickly, creating more strange matter. And, this reaction causes anti-matter explosion levels of energy release. This scale doesn't just level a city or a continent like anti-matter would, it levels the world, causing an exponentially expanding exploding wave of strange matter. Each particle of strange matter causes any normal matter it touches to decay into more strange matter, causing another heaven shattering blast and scatting more strange matter around. And if the Godmodder tries to copy my shielding strategy, that doesn't work either because I literally shoved the scale into his face, through any shields. The shield is just to prevent strange matter from hitting us. When the fury of the cosmos has died down, the world is gone. Not even bedrock is left. All that got changed into strange matter and blown to not even shards. And now, here we are in the Void, but I'm not done yet.
If the Godmodder is still somehow alive, then I put the scale back in his face and force it to change to another form, the form of a bunch of neutrinos. These neutrinos fly around like ping pong balls before eventually decaying into neutrons and electrons. This massive amount of unpaired neutrons and electrons start recombining into matter, creating a fireworks show of cluster grenades, each bomb releasing over several nuclear blasts worth of energy. These are some of the most violent means of destruction science has to offer. But, I'm still not done. One final finisher to go.
If the Godmodder is STILL somehow alive, then its time to bring in the big guns. I call the scale back to me and put it under the Godmodder and force the scale to adopt another form. It takes the form of a primordial black hole from the universe's distant past. And this, this is the most powerful of all three forms I have had the scale take. A primordial black hole is a super massive black hole, but one that wasn't formed by a collapsing star. Instead, it was formed by the extreme density of matter during the universe's first few moments. A primordial black hole is the strongest kind of black hole. But, I'm not going to do what you'd expect and just suck the Godmodder into it. No no no. That would be too easy. Instead, the incredible amount of mass warps the vacuum decay rate of the surrounding space, creating a bubble of low energy true vacuum.
"Happy Independence Day. I'll set you free, free from this universe's oppressive laws."
A bubble of true vacuum is a seriously scary thing, a real doomsday potential. And don't get it confused with your traditional lack of air vacuum or dust sucking vacuum. A true vacuum is... hard to explain. Its mostly theoretical and so I'll probably get the facts wrong, but that's why its so interesting. The theory is that everything we know, the entire universe or multi-verse if you wish, is a bubble of 'false' vacuum inside a bigger false vacuum. And the false vacuum we know as the universe is what's known as a meta-stable false vacuum and will eventually decay into a true vacuum. What I've done is I've decayed space itself into a lower energy state, a true vacuum. And a lower energy state true vacuum, like strange matter, acts as a catalyst, but for space itself, changing the universe itself from a false vacuum to a true vacuum. So, in fractions of nano seconds, the false vacuum engulfs the Godmodder, releasing so much energy as it consumes matter, it makes the other two parts of this attack look like firecrackers compared to a nuclear impact. However, its not just a fireworks show that vaporizes anything it touches. Inside this expanding bubble of true vacuum, everything is different. The very laws and constants that make up the universe have been reset and rerolled. The speed of light isn't 3*10^8 m/s anymore, but maybe 4.81*10^7 m/s. The charge of an electron isn't 1.60*10^-19 C anymore, but maybe 9.53*10^-20 C. The supposedly 'universal' gas constant isn't 8.31 J/(mol * K) anymore inside this pocket of true vacuum. And in this universe, we are very lucky to have this exact set of constants that allow our universe to have some sense of order. The Godmodder, isn't as lucky though. With the different laws of reality itself, he literally cannot exist in his current state. Maybe the equation for energy from motion turned from being E = 1/2 * m * v^2 to something like E = 13/6 * m * v^3. That means it is harder to get move mass. That combined with the weaker electrostatic force from a less charged electron means the force of magnatisim in the Godmodder's body is no longer enough to hold him together and he dissolves away. Or maybe the strong nuclear force got a little weaker and so elements in his body that shouldn't normally be able to undergo nuclear decay go ahead and decay anyway. There's an infinite number of possible ways that he could simply fail his existence check. To prevent this bubble of true vacuum from rewriting the laws of the universe everywhere, I force the scale to take on final form from its infinite selection, that of another universe. Then I stuff the true vacuum bubble along with the Godmodder in there. Even if somehow, the Godmodder survives being torn apart by the changed laws of existence even though his own godmodding powers are no exception to the reality shift, he's still trapped in another universe with no powers and nothing to stand on. In fact, the only other piece of matter in that universe besides him is that primordial black hole.
If he does surrender, then I can use this scale to a much more productive cause, like finding some way to strip the Godmodder of his powers.
Oh goodness I really want the kill. I really really really want the kill, so bad. But Talist would also deserve it...And Twin can't post...The agony of suspense!
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I use /enchant to enchant all my weapons to the highest possible setting the game can handle for Damage Boost. I Use the power of the [REDACTED] to [REDACTED] the godmodder with [REDACTED], causing him to be completely frozen in time. I then prepare for one final attack.
Of course, this won't be a typical final attack, It will be the final attack of all final attacks! But first...
5l1n65h07: HUGE SHENANIGAN MODE: ACTIVATE!
Several Portals open up. They appear to bear various symbols from various different universes.
5l1n65h07: Before you die, say hello to my little friends.
Various people jump out of the portals. Among them are two Robloxians, a Blocklander in black, A Minecraft Player with a futuristic headset attached to his head named "Backtothefuture1985", A faint-blue Creeper with a tuxedo-monacle-top hat combo aptly named "Sir_Splodes_A_Lot", A Eldan Augmentor, an animate Nasod Dynamo about the size of a human, and a animate Redstone Block.
These are most, if not all, of my current characters at this point.
5l1n65h07: Where's your party, Trowa2008?
Trowa2008: I told them not to come. Personal stuff.
Redstone Block: Um, Exactly what are we fighting here?
Augmentor-5L1: This person codenamed "godmodder."
Redstone Block: Oh.
Everyone Looks at the godmodder, realizing that this may be the last time they are together to do something big.
Nasod Dynamo: Lets just get this over with. For 5l1n65h07.
5l1n65h07: Well then, Let's go.
Trowa2008 and RaginForeva Rush at the time-frozen godmodder, slashing him with their swords. They then rebound and do a cooperative attack.
TROWA2008 + RAGINFOREVA > COMBO BREAK: OLD AND NEW
Trowa2008 Rises up in the air as he takes out his old favorite: The classic Nuke, and throws it at the godmodder. RaginForeva pulls out a black hole ray and shoots at it, projecting the explosion at the godmodder. The explosion engulfs the entire minecraft chunk, leaving only the bedrock layer. The godmodder falls down on it hard. Adding more insult to injury, Trowa2008 and RaginForeva Throw their swords together to create their ultimate weapon: The Darkshanker! The sword lands directly onto the godmodder's chest as it disintergrates into him, boosting the evil in his heart to the point where no light can be found. (this will be relevant in a later attack.)
PARANOiA and Redstone Block prepare to do their own cooperative attack.
PARANOIA + REDSTONE BLOCK > COMBO BREAK: ZERO DIVIDED BY NEGATIVE ZERO TIMES NEITHER.
PARANOiA takes out the KzR as he proceeds to fire it at the godmodder, sending him straight up from the chunk-sized hole. Redstone Block Enters Ender Mode, causing a eye of ender to appear on his forehead and his color pallete inverted from a red body and black limbs to a light blue body and white limbs. Redstone Block, supercharged with the powers of an enderman, proceeds to use the ancient technique Ender Divide. Having no object to divide from, he divides the air instead, which is exactly zero. He divides by negative zero, causing a rift in time to open up, taking the godmodder back in time to witness all of his damage made by the players, including the attack that killed him in the first game! The godmodder returns to the present, where the time-frozen effect wears off. Knowing this, Redstone Block collapses the rift, imploding the godmodder in the process.
SIR_SPLODES_A_LOT + BACKTOTHEFUTURE1985 > COMBO BREAK: SERIOUS PLAY
Sir_Splodes_A_Lot Explodes by the godmodder, blasting him to Backtothefuture1985, which Swats him with Pistons, and back at Sir_Splodes_A_Lot, which now swats him with the pistons back at Backtothefuture1985. They proceed to play a competetive game of pong. They bounce the godmodder litterally around the world, in space, in the void, by the
TARDIS, and back through the now non-functional portals to the other godcraft servers. However, the internet is serious business, one of them has to lose... And does. Sir_Splodes_A_Lot, unable to keep up with Backtothefuture1985's increasing convoluted reflexes and psyche-outs, misses the godmodder by one block. With Backtothefuture1985
being the winner, he decides to electrocute the now physically tired godmodder for not being fast enough to hit the pistons in time. A wave of lightning strikes hits the godmodder for OVER 9000 times. MORAL: GOTTA GO FAST!!!1!1!!1!11
Nasod Dynamo Procceds to charged head-on at the godmodder, but Augmentor-5L1 grabs him by the shoulder.
Augmentor-5L1: We do this my way.
Nasod Dynamo: Fine, then.
AUGMENTOR-5L1 + NASOD DYNAMO > COMBO BREAK: TECHNOLOGY AND TRAGEDY
Augmentor-5L1: Hope you know what to do, Nasod Dynamo.
Nasod Dynamo: I'll be fine. Watch this!
Nasod Dynamo Snaps his fingers, and 6 other small Nasod Dynamos similar to the Planck Dynamos come to him. He proceeds to fire a huge beam at the godmodder, but the godmodder deflects it back at him! Nasod Dynamo, surprised, flash steps out of the way.
Augmentor-5L1: Don't get cocky. It'll take more than that to land a decisive blow on him.
Nasod Dynamo: Like what?
Augmentor-5L1: Let me see those Dynamos.
Nasod Dynamo: Um, ok.
Augmentor-5L1 Takes the Dynamos and places them in certain places at certain angles. The Dynamos form prisimatic panels. Augmentor-5L1 then Constructs a terraformer similar to the one 5l1n65h07 summoned months ago.
Augmentor-5L1: Now do exactly as it says in the manual.
Nasod Dynamo: What Manual?
Augmentor-5L1: Just move them when I say.
Augmentor-5L1 fires a beam at the prisimatic panels in one of the dynamos. It ricochets of the panel and into the other one at a fast speed.
Augmentor-5L1: Move Left.
Nasod Dynamo moves one of the dynamos to the left as the beam approaches it.
Augmentor-5L1: Rotate Right.
Nasod Dynamo rotates one of the other dynamos to the right as the dynamo to the left ricochets the beam to it. It then bounces it back at each other to the point where the speed is nearly unmatched by anyone.
Nasod Dynamo: Now what?
Augmentor-5L1: Wait for it...
The beam starts to glow brightly.
Augmentor-5L1: Wait for it...
The beam then turns to a bright red.
Augmentor-5L1: NOW!
Nasod Dynamo rotates the dynamo on the left so the beam ricochets into the power cell of the terraformer. The terraformer above the godmodder activates as it is powered up. However, the power output of the beam is too much for it to handle, and one of the levitational cores explodes, pummeling the terraformer to the godmodder and crushing him
hard.
Nasod Dynamo: Uh, is that supposed to happen?
Augmentor-5L1: Yes. Yes it does. Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna go back to Tv Tropes.
The only one that's left to do an attack now is 5l1n65h07.
5l1n65h07: Time to cleanse you of evil.
[Cue final Music]
I Get out a sharp exanite chunk and throw it into the air. I then fire all of my weapons at once at the godmodder before jumping up and grabbing it. I throw a potion of blindness at him and flash step to his chest. I then stab him with the exanite chunk. This is when RaginForeva and Trowa2008's attack boosting the evil in his heart to the point where no
light can be found pays off. Exanite, being able to clean and ward off corruption and evil, destroys the entirety of the godmodder's heart, due to it being pure evil.
5l1n65h07: This is a metaphor of you. You're a heartless, Unloving, Madman with a mental disorder. I hope you brought something better than a brain, because Its about to end here.
I then MindF$%! him by forcing him to watch 9000 100 episodes of Dora the Explorer while trapped in a blaring tuba, causing the godmodder to be mentally unstable before his entire brain collapses. A loud sound is heard from inside him as the godmodder falls down the chunk-sized hole. I hack into creative using the Oculus Blade and breaking the bedrock layer, making the godmodder fall into the void to his untimely demise.
Everybody cheered, then went back to their own universes.
but was the Godmodder really defeated? Obviously not, because that will be no fun, right? But, theres always loopholes. tons of them.
The person with the hot pink crystalline mask walks up to the hole when no one is watching.
???: You're despicable.
He snaps his fingers as the godmodder explodes in a flash of wireframe cubes and pyramids before walking away.
"In all my years fighting beings with the power to destroy worlds, these months have been entertaining. Richard, allow me to take you back to the beginning. Not of existence, my mind would go comatose and you would go permanently braindead. But back to the date of December Seventh, 2012. In one young forum frequenter's mind, you were an idea that soon became larger than his wildest imagination. His name was TT2000. He did not know your name, only your title of The Godmodder."
I smile, reminiscing about the events of two forum threads, and numerous spinoffs.
"Do you know what your goal was, originally? It was to make people rage quit. You may say that your goals advanced, but that is not true. You subconsciously realized that your entire reason for existing was to entertain masses of people you will never meet unless they deign to interact through their avatars in this thread. You subconsciously realized that in trying to do the thing you loved, you became a failure at it. So, you threw a temper tantrum and tried to destroy the world that put you in such a paradox: the more successful you were, the less fulfilled you became. Yet even that is not enough, as you do not even control your own actions. You tried to go against the narrative itself and failed. You tried to go against the wishes of GMs and failed. You ran from your logic, because deep in your heart you realized that you could not win.""Do you know what your goal was, originally? It was to make people rage quit. You may say that your goals advanced, but that is not true. You subconsciously realized that your entire reason for existing was to entertain masses of people you will never meet unless they deign to interact through their avatars in this thread. You subconsciously realized that in trying to do the thing you loved, you became a failure at it. So, you threw a temper tantrum and tried to destroy the world that put you in such a paradox: the more successful you were, the less fulfilled you became. Yet even that is not enough, as you do not even control your own actions. You tried to go against the narrative itself and failed. You tried to go against the wishes of GMs and failed. You ran from your logic, because deep in your heart you realized that you could not win.""Do you know what your goal was, originally? It was to make people rage quit. You may say that your goals advanced, but that is not true. You subconsciously realized that your entire reason for existing was to entertain masses of people you will never meet unless they deign to interact through their avatars in this thread. You subconsciously realized that in trying to do the thing you loved, you became a failure at it. So, you threw a temper tantrum and tried to destroy the world that put you in such a paradox: the more successful you were, the less fulfilled you became. Yet even that is not enough, as you do not even control your own actions. You tried to go against the narrative itself and failed. You tried to go against the wishes of GMs and failed. You ran from your logic, because deep in your heart you realized that you could not win.""Do you know what your goal was, originally? It was to make people rage quit. You may say that your goals advanced, but that is not true. You subconsciously realized that your entire reason for existing was to entertain masses of people you will never meet unless they deign to interact through their avatars in this thread. You subconsciously realized that in trying to do the thing you loved, you became a failure at it. So, you threw a temper tantrum and tried to destroy the world that put you in such a paradox: the more successful you were, the less fulfilled you became. Yet even that is not enough, as you do not even control your own actions. You tried to go against the narrative itself and failed. You tried to go against the wishes of GMs and failed. You ran from your logic, because deep in your heart you realized that you could not win."
A voice booms out overhead:
"Due to the machinations of beings much more powerful than you, I have become involved in numerous other conflicts. You are nothing. Only able to effect one pocket of one world, and even then constrained by numerous other factors. Know this, and feel that it is truth in your heart.
Tazz is getting the kill, but I might as well say a little goodbye to GodCraft. Not even going to use fonts this time. Just colors.
Oh, and just in case, I have one last attack. One to make up for all the past sins of this war, everything I've ever done. It's nothing flashy or long, like Tazz or Talist have. It's just one last thing, something to remember this war by.
I destroy the Godmodder.
"so this is the end."
Astria climbs out of the TARDIS into a light rain caused by the odd meteorological events. She sighs, and turns towards Eric, wherever he may be. "i know this w/\s /\ multiverse-r/\v/\ging huge w/\r, but i'm re/\lly going to miss it, /\ctu/\lly. it m/\y not h/\ve been 'fun', but it w/\s /\ huge p/\rt of who i /\m. /\nd now it's gone."
She smirks slightly, obviously ashamed of herself for doing so but unable to control it nonetheless. "/\nd /\s much /\s i try not to show it now/\d/\ys, i might h/\ve liked be/\ting up people /\ bit. i /\m /\ troll, /\fter /\ll."
She turns back towards the TARDIS waits for the rest of the passengers to disembark. "so, i guess it's time to, well, s/\y our goodbyes to e/\ch other /\nd /\ll. i don't know so m/\ny of you th/\t well, but i hope you h/\ve /\ nice life /\nd /\ll."
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I hit it
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What is it? Is 'it' truly a simple word? For it can mean virtually anything... In this case 'it' meant the godmodder, both the creator and destroyer. Therefore 'it' can mean multiple things in infinite contexts. Therefore, by the power of context, I hit 'it' whatever it is, and by a simple two letters cause the world to take damage... Because THE PEN IS STRONGER THAN THE SWORD
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Argus looks at the fallen orbital laser satellite.
A>You completed your objective.
A>And for that, I admire your work.
A>It's dubious whether you are really alive, or just a distressingly close approximation.
A>I'm going to fix you anyway.
The fallen killsat, or what's left of it, is carefully restored, bit by bit, molecule by molecule if necessary.
A>remote>u14738>upload records.mem
A>remote>u14738>Your objective is complete.
A>remote>rckt8564>launch geosynch
The satellite is restored to orbit.
A>I may be sentimental, but this feels right.
A>And I hope that this satellite will not need to make an ultimate sacrifice ever again.
A>Treat it well. It gave its life for you. For us.
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
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Now for a joke attack...
Well, I was going to make a sausage joke but there the wurst...
Hmm...
Well I was going to make a joke about paper, but it was tearable.
Well... Two guys walk into a bar... The third one ducks. Dang it, NONE OF THESE ARE GOOD
Alright... Did you know William Tell was an avid bowler? Well, unfortunetely all the records were destroyed in a fire. Yes, We'll never know for whom the TELL's bowl.
One more
There was a monk who wanted to raise money, so he opened up a flower shop. Now because he was a man of God he got great business. So great that the rival flower shop owner begged him to close. When he refused, he hired Hugh, the local thug to take care of things. He beat the monk up so bad he closed his shop therefore proving Hugh and only Hugh can prevent a florist friar.
I volley these jokes at the Godmodder, and they should destroy what's left of his fragmented brain.
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"I swear it was chicken" I tell everybody. I then run to where the Godmodder is in chains. I take out my dagger. "Do you like pain and metal?"I ask the Godmodder. "You do? Good." I start sawing the Godarm off as he screams in agony. I then shove it down his throat. But that would be to easy. When he's nearly dead I take it out and cut up the Godarm. I then begin to scalp him. I tell him that I want a trophy from him and only he can provide. As the Godmodder pleads for mercy I finish scalping and keep it safely in my backpack. I laugh like a maniac as I slowly cut of his other arm and cut into little pieces that I force feed the Godmodder. The same is done with the legs. But that is not enough. Smilling evily, I cut open his chest and the last thing he sees before dying is his own heart as I crush it in my hand.
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SLOS-572b; >THANK YOU
SLOS-572b; >I WAS BLIND, BUT MY EYES ARE CLEAR NOW
SLOS-572b; >AS KIND AS THIS GESTURE IS, IT HAS LITTLE PURPOSE
SLOS-572b; >I CANNOT LEAVE THIS PLACE, AND IT IS DOOMED UTTERLY
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{Fun fact, apparently SLOS 572 is actually a thing. Go figure. I'm not sure what it is, but it seems to be some kind of specialized paperwork. BY THE POWER OF GOOGLESKULL!}
Even though i am not going to leave a mark anyway i decide to do some smaller attacks on the Godmodder as a way to relieve stress.
I rip the spine out of the Godmodder and pin him to the ground using Ubersaw's, one in in each arm and leg. I the continue to beat the living daylights out of him using his fresh removed spine. With every whack the body visibly bounces of the ground as the presumed sound of breaking bones fills the air accompied by my manical laughter, forming a symphony of sound almost rythmic but too horrifying for it's own good. Further down the procedure i perform the CONGA OF THE GODS on his Minecraft avatar fuelled by the combined powers of many ubers and kritzes long popped but unforgotten.
Using his body as a trampoline, i ascend to the heights of space, where i use my Mannpower grappling hook to collect as much trash and space materials as i can. Satellites, meteorites, Neptune, the Space Core. Everything has a place in my personally created "Rock of DOOM", a giant projectile from everything i could find. I hold on to it as i use Demoman weapons to propel it in the direction of the Godmodder. The Rock of DOOM reaches speeds not seen before. As it speeds to it's destination, i give the Rock of DOOM a much needed boost by executing the Kasotzky Kick on it, mixing it with some guitar riffs for good measure as it hits the Godmodder, shaking the ground while it crushes it's target.
Checking the wreck, i find the Godmodder blocky remains and then juggle them around to barely conceivable rap. I quickly get rid of the music and replace it with good old Electroswing. I then pin the remains somwewhere AGAIN, but this time i throw them up in the air and shoot them with the Hellspawn into the nearest wall, where i will finish my combo with a Fire spell at every part of his body.
I then put him back together for the next person to beat him up.
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UBER: 3 Charges IN USE
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
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Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
I microwave a pizza and store it for CraftMaster to eat later if needed.
U2: xXCraftMazterXx'z long dead. Let'z feazt upon hiz forgotten pi22a, zhall we??
A large bust depicting the Moon Lord falls onto the Godmodder, cracking open and revealing a physical manifestation of the hype for Terraria 1.3. The energy surges through Rick's body, trying to obilerate him from existence as compensation for 1.3 still not having mac support.
SLOS-572b; >I WAS BLIND, BUT MY EYES ARE CLEAR NOW
SLOS-572b; >AS KIND AS THIS GESTURE IS, IT HAS LITTLE PURPOSE
SLOS-572b; >I CANNOT LEAVE THIS PLACE, AND IT IS DOOMED UTTERLY
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{Fun fact, apparently SLOS 572 is actually a thing. Go figure. I'm not sure what it is, but it seems to be some kind of specialized paperwork. BY THE POWER OF GOOGLESKULL!}
A>I can help with that, if you want, and Amp and/or Zand and/or Amperzand and/or whomever doesn't object. Or H3.
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[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
No post today, as I said might happen yesterday. Expect the Godmodder killer to be announced tomorrow! Check out the Forge right now for a glimpse at what's to come...
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I..I..I.. You know what I pee on the godmodder.... take that.
I open my complementary SigmaCo Communicator given to me in response to a alert that... Hey I got a text. Lets see what it is.
Greeting, from SigmaModder.
I am pleased to tell you that my research team has, in the down time when i left godcraft and the defeat of the godmodder, major new findings that could shake the very foundations of the Goddmoding community.
A associate will be here soon to pick you up to take you to my extensive R&D lab were we do business.
I could tell more but to ensure privacy and that no one finds out I will disclose more info when you get their.
Sincerely, SigmaModder
Research that could change everything, science! AWESOME! Wait, yes, I can see my ride already. Now into the server transporter craft and well bye godcraft, hello Sigma Labs!!!!
I appear a bit disappointed as I lean up against my new fountain, one of the many incarnations of the Unstoppable Fountain of the Depths. My static aura slowly dying down now that the battle has ended, first losing it's vaguely defined shape as wisps fade away, eventually leaving no trace behind.
[MZ]: ...I should make sure the Bureau of Destiny knows their problem is solved.
[MZ]: ...But I think that can wait just a bit.
I reach out until my hand reaches the water falling from the snake's mouth, where it slips between my fingers in four uneven streams, and falls into the pool that has formed within the statue's coils.
[MZ]: I guess it's true, a "Monster" has the advantage at this sort of thing when compared to a "Hero".
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I raise Rechronology, the staff crackling with temporal energy as I fire a large, non-euclidean quartz sphere straight towards Rick's chest. The sphere travels towards the Godmodder, shrinking before eventually dissapearing entirely. Rick looks confusedly at the space formerly occupied by the sphere, which has not left the timeline entirely, merely having warped into the past. The sphete is currently floating through space, gravitating dust and small asteroids towards it.
The meteor hits the Godmodder, a small shard of crystalline quartz embedding itself into his heart. Embedding this shard of quartz, brought here by a glitch in time and one man's wish, into the heart of Godmodder Prime would probably cause too much temporal shenanigans, and cause imaginary numbers of doomed timelines to sprout out of unnecessary places, so I choose another thing taken here by the same duo of things. The Godmodder from the original thread.
In the present, the godmodder is suddenly chained in mid-air by the non-euclidean bronze torus on the top of Rechronology, as time stops as a scratched record. I ascend in front of him, my inert bronze staff having grown a spearhead of temporal quartz matching that in Rick's heart. The small crystal shard has remained there, unnoticed, unremoved. Now, it's time to change that. A light blue Time symbol appears in front of the Godmodder's heart as I drive the inert staff into it. The quartz spearhead touches the quartz inside the godmodder's heart, reuniting and releasing a huge amount of temporal energy. The energy surges through the Godmodder, trying to remove him from existance from the inside, and filling him with temporal quartz crystals.
I only do the following if my previous attempt at peace does not work. Only if the Godmodder absolutely refuses any form of peace, then I do this. I seriously, legitimately do not want to do this if he actually wants to surrender.
I sigh.
"Well, at least I tried. I can't end this war peacefully, but you had the chance to Godmodder. The chance to prove yourself as stronger than anyone else around. Fine. My goal is still peace, but looks like I'll need a little vengeance along the way. Maybe you'll finally know peace, Godmodder."
Tazz's post is massive, so what do I have that could possibly compete with that? I have nothing left, except what I've already written. I said I have three aspects, but that's not really true. You can't boil down someone to three roles. I have a 4th role, and a 5th, and a 6th and so on. One of these roles though, is the Scientist. I create attacks, both for myself and for Wilson, that harness the true violence of the universe. And so, I use my arguments against the Red Dragon, my massive 10 or so days worth of essays, to destroy the Godmodder. Those essays are the only thing I have left that comes close to what Tazz wrote. And so, all of these arguments...
Lets say that the Red Dragon does have infinite size. Then, assuming its density is not 0 (otherwise it would be basically light), it also has infinite mass. Now, take a look at this equation... J = .5 * m * v^2 J is the energy stored in motion, m is mass, and v is velocity. Because the Red Dragon has infinite mass and infinity times any real, positive number is still infinity, then J must also be infinity. So, the Red Dragon needs an infinite amount of force to move at ANY speed. If he DOES have infinite force, then things get a little... odd... So, if the Red Dragon has infinity powerful legs/wings/magic/whatever he uses to move, then he can put infinite force behind his actions. So, our equation from above becomes... infinity = 0.5 * infinity * v^2. The problem is that both .5 and v^2 are positive, real numbers. So, ANY value for v solves this equation. This doesn't mean the Red Dragon gets to pick a number he likes and that's his speed though. It means that when he puts infinite force into moving his infinite mass, he will go at literally EVERY POSSIBLE COMBINATION OF SPEED AND DIRECTION ALL AT THE SAME TIME! He'll be moving towards Godcraft at 100 miles per hour, away from it at 60 meters per second, sideways to it at 80 kilometers per minute, and an infinite number of other possibilities all at once. He could even be going at imaginary speeds such as 647 * sqrt(-19 * sin(cot(23 + pi * ln(19tou)))) + 2i milli-fathoms per nano-baktoon at a right angle to probability and parallel to sanity. I really don't know. But, I do know that there are wayyy more directions and speeds that don't go towards Godcraft than ones that do go towards Godcraft. Milli-fathoms per nano-baktoon is the BEST unit of measurement by the way.
And more importantly, of all the things I expected you to say against that "he's going everywhere all at once" attack, the thing I least expected was for you to agree. Huh. Does that mean the Red Dragon is here now? Does that mean he's not here now? Does that mean he's here and not here at the same time? Is he everywhere and nowhere baby? And something else I forgot, which is RELATIVITY! BOO YA! *High fives Einstein* Anyway, yeah. An object's length according to an observer is based on the speed of the object relative to the observer. So, as the Red Dragon is going at every possible speed, it also has every possible fraction of infinity as its length, all of which are still infinity, so that's kinda boring. But, the Red Dragon is also going above and at the same speed as the speed of light (and below it at the same time), so things are a little more interesting. The Lorentz equation, which is...
(L = Lo * sqrt( 1 - (v^2)/(c^2) ) ) where L = length, Lo = length when still, v = velocity, c = speed of light
calculates that the Red Dragon would have both an imaginary length (as v > c) and 0 length (as v = c) at once and so would both exist and not exist at the same time.
Building on my previous statements about how the Red Dragon has infinite length, 0 length, and imaginary length all at the same time according to observers, the Red Dragon shouldn't be able to actually damage anything. But at the same time, he does exist and so can damage things. He might also collapse into a black hole due to having infinite mass and 0 size. And so, as he is both a black hole and not a black hole at the same time, he'd get sucked into himself and then disperse over the universe as Hawking Radiation. Now, according to Wikipedia, the temperature of Hawking Radiation emitted by a black hole is inversely related to the mass of the black hole. Higher the mass, lower the temperature. So, as Red Dragon black hole has infinite mass, the temperature is infinitely low, or in other words, at absolute zero. Temperature is caused by the random jiggly-ness of atoms and their components. At absolute zero, there is no random movements of atoms any more and the material CANNOT get any colder. At absolute zero, some weird things start to happen. For instance, the Red Dragon would become Bose-Einstein Condensate. And so, the fearsome destroyer of all reality would melt down into a fuzzy blob, becoming far smaller and more dense because the particles can now get closer together. So thus, we can conclude that the Red Dragon is everywhere, nowhere, here, there, a black hole, nonexistent, real, not a black hole, electromagnetic waves, dead, alive, pure energy, a certain theoretical cat named after a physicist, ascended into a higher plane of being, matter, at absolute zero, not a fuzzy blob, above absolute zero, a fuzzy blob, and incredibly condensed all at the same time. All of that from the 6 words, "The Red Dragon's size is infinite".
If the Red Dragon is the size of the universe, and the universe is infinite, don't we have the same problems? And before you ask why the universe doesn't go at every possible speed and turn into a black hole and stuff, that's because the universe isn't trying to move. In fact, it can't move because it is everything. A system (IE: group of objects) cannot change its own center of mass. If you're in a rolling office chair and kick off the wall, the Earth-you-chair system still has the same center of mass. Its just that you and the chair have much less mass than the Earth, so your center of mass changes much more than the Earth's does, but the average center of mass hasn't moved from that. The Red Dragon being the size of everything, yet not be everything means that he could try to move his center of mass by "kicking" off something else in the universe. And all these problems come from him using infinite force to do so.
New argument unrelated to the going everywhere at once argument: The Red Dragon would have to find something that could withstand the infinite force he's put on it. Going back to the rolling office chair example, imagine now you're in your office chair and to move backwards, you kick off an open door. However, that's not going to get you very far because the door is just going to swing shut. It moves out of the way before you can put all your force on it. And if you're not putting all your force on it, its not putting all its force on you. You know, forces have equal and opposite reactions. So in order to move backwards in the office chair, you need something that can resist all the force your kick puts on it, such as a wall or the now closed door. This problem occurs for the Red Dragon, only infinity worse. Everything he tries to kick off of would just break and provide very little resistance. Just like an astronaut up in the ISS can't propel them self by pushing off a nearby floating tool, the Red Dragon can't propel himself by pushing off of anything. Planets, stars, even black holes would just get brushed aside without any reasonable resistance. Remember how I said a system cannot change its own center of mass? In any system the Red Dragon makes himself a part of, he'll be the infinity more massive object and so the smaller objects that he tries to push off of would move far more than he would. Even if the entire universe had some kind of air and he tried flapping his wings, that still wouldn't provide enough resistance because the air would just compress in on itself rather than put force backwards on the Red Dragon's wings. As said in the stupid movie Interstellar, "You can't go forward without leaving something behind... so I obviously have throw myself off the ship so you have a chance even though my mass is insignificant compared to many other objects on board!". From all this, the Red Dragon would just flail around in the vastness of space until he had broken everything nearby and runs out of objects to push off of. And this still applies as long as the Red Dragon is more massive than something like... 10 super massive black holes. Although, if he's that light, he might be able to flap off of the universe's non existent air.
Even if the Red Dragon is the size of a non infinite universe, it still needs something to kick off of! Its not a question of the power required, its a simple question of size ratios! A universe sized dragon, could not fit into a much smaller prison! Unless you're suggesting the endermen literally stuffed the Red Dragon in there, in which case kudos to it for surviving getting compressed down to about 1/25th its size. That would be like stuffing a full grown adult into a vase. Well, there is another, and actually more likely answer. Which is that the void is actually infinite. In which case, it would be more like the Red Dragon was locked out of Minecraft, and not in the void.
As the Red Dragon is the size of a universe (which luckily for him, doesn't seem to be as large as human stupidity), then he needs other universe sized objects to kick off of. Try moving just by yourself. No outside interactions. ... ... Have you tried? Well its impossible. In order to move your own center of mass, you must move the center of mass of something else. A sailboat cannot have a fan on board to blow into its own sail and expect that to work. The Red Dragon needs outside objects to move with. However, as he is so big, everything he tries will just break or get pushed aside before it offers enough resistance to get him moving at any reasonable speed.
Moving as individual parts wouldn't work. He would still need the same total mass to kick off of. So the Red Dragon is still going to run out of objects to kick off of. And if the Red Dragon is expanding, wouldn't that mean his density is going down? The Red Dragon must be the consistency of cotton candy at this point. And if its density is going down, then it can deal less and less damage with a claw swipe or whatever because each individual part of him has less mass. Sure, he has the same total mass, but because he's so huge, he can only put a limited (size wise) amount of that mass behind attacks.
So you're saying the Red Dragon is an easily divisible gas? Or maybe a being of pure energy? The problem with those now is that they can't hold a form for very long. Both gases and energy tends to disperse. Its called diffusion. And how did the Red Dragon just "magically" move most of its mass over somewhere else? That still has the problem of needing something to kick off of.
Well, at least I've gotten the beast down from infinite size and going everywhere at once down to just the size of a couple of planets. Hm. I think I thought of something else. Just how big is the Red Dragon? Because if its the size of the Earth-Moon system or something, there's another problem. It would take several seconds for the Dragon to react to anything because nerve signals just can't move that fast. It takes light a couple (about 2.7) to get from Earth to the Moon and back, so the Red Dragon would take about 5 seconds to react to anything due to limits on the speed of light. Unless hes using something else, like Spooky Interaction (yes, the highly technical name for Quantum Entanglement), but that has its own host of problems, such as not actually working.
@Red Dragon: Huh? So the Red Dragon is every kind of matter at once? ... ... Alright, I'm back. I did a little research and found some pretty cool results. As many know, there are more than 3 states of matter. Plasma is the most obvious example. Now, if the Red Dragon has infinite forms and is every kind of matter at once, we get into the really weird theoretical stuff, like exotic matter, quark-gluon plasma and supercritical liquid. Exotic matter has negative mass or sometimes imaginary mass. With negative mass exotic matter, it accelerates in the opposite direction to any force on it. So, gravity is actually going to try and tear the Red Dragon apart rather than hold it together. But that's just the beginning. Imaginary mass exotic matter always goes above the speed of light and the Red Dragon would be made of tachyons. If the Red Dragon stopped, he has this equation to worry about:
E = (m * c^2)/(Sqrt(1 - (abs(v)^2/c^2)))
This equation relates the mass energy of an object to its mass and velocity as well as c, the speed of light. Its the famous E = m * c^2, but with a few adjustments for going at very, very high speeds (most of the time, the denominator is so close to 1 you can ignore it). As the Red Dragon's mass is imaginary, the numerator is an imaginary value. When he's going above the speed of light, the number in the radical is negative and so the denominator is imaginary. An imaginary number divided by an imaginary number cancels out the i values and gets a real number for energy. But if the Red Dragon stops, it suddenly has an imaginary value for energy because the denominator is now real, which I believe quite literally, defies the laws of the universe and brings along all sorts of problems. Plus, can the Red Dragon even have infinite forms if some of those forms have combinations of properties that are just impossible? Such as being degenerate matter at very high temperatures or even just being both wood and glass at the same time. And finally, there's still the question of how it got all its mass over somewhere else away from my arguments.
Part 2: "There are no such thing as nerve signals in Minecraftia! Everything runs on code!" But code runs at the speed of light. Back when computers as we know them today were first being made, they took up large closets worth of space. And computer engineers had a tool called a "light stick". I don't think that's what they were actually called, but its what I remember hearing them as. Anyway, a light stick was like a meter stick in that it was a wooden rod that represented the distance light could travel in one computer cycle (a very small time). So, people had to take that into consideration and think about how far the data could go in one cycle. It couldn't make it all the way from one side of the computer to the other in one cycle. So yeah, running on code is no different than running on nerve signals in a time sense. Unless all this is being run on a much smaller device in a closet somewhere, but based on... well... everything in the story pretty much, that isn't the case.
First, there's the problem with all shapeshifters. Where does it get the extra mass from? If it transforms from the size of a planet to the size of a universe, where is it getting the universe worth of extra mass? Matter is energy and conservation of energy and all that. The Red Dragon's total mass cannot change unless it takes in or gives off other pieces of mass. So, if it expands, it either has to eat more mass or become the consistency of marshmallow. This video does a pretty good job.
So, the Red Dragon has infinite brains? Ohhh man... there are so many problems with that... That would mean the Red Dragon has no central nervous system which in turn would mean it is really stupid, as in, amoeba levels of stupid. Well, probably. Lets go into some of the other problems as well.
Problem 1: First, the time it takes information to reach the brain is not the only limiting factor. In order for it to see something and decide to crush it, information has to go from the eyes, to the brain, be processed in whatever manner, and then go to the arms. Even if you remove the time it takes to get to the brain and assume the Red Dragon has the reaction speed of Zoro, information would still need to travel to the arms. Which, if the Red Dragon is the size of the Earth-Moon system, I'd guesstimate would take 2 or 3 seconds, which is a really long time in the heat of combat. And if you to say that it has eyes on its arms or something, I first want to ask you if you're sure this is a dragon because its sounding more and more like the Flying Spaghetti Monster. And secondly, if it has eyes everywhere, that would be massive information overload and make it quite vulnerable to getting poked in the eye. And evolutionarily, eyes are expensive. That brings me to my next point.
Problem 2: Having infinite brains would make it very vulnerable to brain damage. Literally any attack that does some damage might damage a part of one or more of its brains. And if a part of its brains gets damaged, how does the Dragon know to not route information through there? And brain damage is quite hard to self detect, especially with how large the Dragon is and how many brains it has to keep track of. There are 2 main problems with healing regeneration. First off, brains are complex things, so regenerating them isn't the easiest thing to do in the world. Second, the Red Dragon would have to know exactly which brain was damaged and how badly. Sometimes the brain can take a hit but not suffer permanent damage. That would take up a lot of processing time and power, consonantly monitoring the state of each and every brain with some other brain.
Problem 3 (related to problem 2): Concussions. The Red Dragon would get ALL of the concussions. A concussion is effectively, a bruise to the brain. Nerve tissue is pretty soft, which is why most animals have a skull and fluid inside that skull to cushion the brain against hits. However, the Red Dragon doesn't have this and so would get concussions very, very easily. And even worse for it, it has brains in its arms. So when it actually hits something, it would get a concussion. That would be like me knocking myself out by punching someone else. Thus, the Red Dragon would quickly loose judgement ability and would start slowing down more and more as information has to be routed farther to find a still intact brain.
Problem 4: Brains take up a lot of power. About 20% of the calories a human eats are used by the brain, or about 15 watts. This is WAY more efficient than a computer, but still a lot of power for something only 1260 cubic centimeters. Quick! To the Maths-mobile! Lets say that the Red Dragon is the size of 20 Earths because MC worlds are bigger than Earth. Now, the volume of the Earth is 1.08321 * 10^15 cubic meters. Multiply this by 40 then divide by 1.26 and we get that the Red Dragon has effectively 3.4387 * 10 ^ 16 human brains. Each of those take 15 watts, so that's 5.1581 * 10 ^ 17 watts. One watt is one joule per second. So, this is a LOT of energy. I know that a cooked fish (I think it was salmon, but I forgot.) has about 100 calories, so lets work with that. A food calorie is actually a kilo-calorie and 1 joule equals 2.39 * 10 ^ -4 kilo-calories. So to maintain its brains, the Red Dragon has to eat 1.233 trillion cooked fish per second. However, lets give the Dragon a fighting chance and say it can convert mass to energy with some kind of anti-matter engine, which converts mass to energy with about 40% efficiency (theoretically, the most efficient matter to energy conversion possible). Then it can get away with only needed to eat 14.325 grams of matter per second, essentially having to eat a small handful of Skittles every second (13.489 to be exact, as a Skittle weighs slightly more than a gram). That's not bad, but it would still add up over 15 days. Over 15 days, the Red Dragon would have to eat 17,481,744 Skittles worth of mass. But, that is not counting the energy it takes for all its other functions (like, breathing fire, keeping up its body temperature, moving, etc. As the human brain takes up 20% of power, maybe we can say these other operations are the other 80%, in which case the Skittles per second rises five fold up to 67.445 Skittles.). Remember that other 60% of energy? Its not lost. Most of that is stuff like heat. So, in order to maintain its brains, the Red Dragon would be exploding every second with the force of 8.09 Skittles, or 7.28 * 10 ^ 17 joules. Yeah, matter has a lot of energy.
After that, lets do some more qualitative stuff. Problem 5 (this is probably the biggest problem because it can't be explained away by "its fantasy" as it is a logical conclusion to previously stated things): Brains process several different sources of information all at once. The human brain takes in all kind of different sources of information, touch, sight, those weird ones we don't have names for like wetness detection and the position of limbs, and combines all of that into a few actions and/or thoughts. Because the Red Dragon doesn't process everything all in once place, each part of its brain won't have access to the full story. The biggest problem I see with this is in vision. Based on the picture we got earlier, the Dragon has two eyes, pretty standard practice for living creatures. That allows each eye to get a slightly different picture and then have the brain combine them into one 3-d image. IE: depth perception. The Red Dragon's problem is that the image from each eye will be processed separately, so its like it has only 1 eye. The Red Dragon would have terrible depth perception, something kinda useful in the vastness of space. Except its actually worse because each eye will give a different picture of the world, so different parts of the dragon will think that things are in different places. So, if the two parts of the brain/brains that each processed one eye give directions to an arm to attack, the arm will be told to attack two different places at once, with obvious problems.
Problem 6: (NEW specially for this attack!): Space. If the Red Dragon has its entire body mass taken up by brains, then where does everything else go? Brain tissue is highly specialized and cannot just work a night job as an arm muscle or other vital organ. Plus, if the Red Dragon put any strain or twisting on its own muscle brains, then it would damage the brain and give itself a concussion and very, very quickly start running out of brains.
Problem 7: (NEW! Unrelated to the brain thing also): If the Red Dragon is so massive, then it would start to have its own gravitational pull. The various parts of the Red Dragon would each have various weights (not masses, mind you), with the ones closest to the center of the Red Dragon having the least weight. This would not only make maneuvering extremely difficult as the weights of different parts would be constantly changing as the Red Dragon's center of mass, and so center of gravity changes as it moves. And going along with this idea, there is a reason why planets are spherical. Their gravity forces them into that shape. So, the Red Dragon would fall into a sphere and be unable to move. (Or a torus. AKA: doughnut shape, but only if it was constantly spinning)
Problem 8 (NEW!): Cognitive dissonance. The brain tends to work in local processes. So, the Red Dragon having a very large brain would essentially mean that it is running several lines of thought all at once and be forced to choose one. This means it would act in a very strange manner and often make plain illogical choices. Not to mention, when it finally chooses one, it has to tell all the other brains to stop their lines of thinking. And given the distances between them, this will take a very long time. Not to mention how long it will take for the finished thought to actually make it to whatever body part its a command to.
Problem 9 (NEW!): In order to move any part of its body across itself in any reasonable amount of time, the Red Dragon would have to flap its wing incredibly fast. Like, 3% of the speed of light fast. That amount of speed and acceleration would probably just cause its wing to disintegrate into a wave of plasma.
Prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt that... the Red Dragon does whatever it wants and still exists despite my arguments to the contrary. However, that does mean that I can weaponize the Godmodder's own dragon against him. I pull out a single scale. One scale of the Red Dragon is all I need to completely and utterly destroy the Godmodder and everything around here. I let the scale float out of my grasp, creating a vacuum devoid of any matter and holding the scale up there with electrostatic forces.
"Now, Godmodder. I'm so sorry it had to come to this. I'll give you one last chance to surrender before I throw this scale in your face and end you with the power of long massively inflated scientific arguments that Twin is getting sick of dealing with. With this one scale, I hold the power to dissolve worlds into states most never even dream of. The Red Dragon was too stupid to realize the sheer strength that having truly any form entails. Sigh... I hate doing a big flashy attack like this. I don't want to do this. I don't want to do this to either you or this world. The world might be doomed to fiery death by supernova, but you aren't! I want to forgive you. I want to forgive you with all my naive little heart. But if you're going to be a coward and take the easy route by not showing anyone what strength you have left, then I'm sorry it had to end this way. I truly am sorry."
I impose order on the scale. I've done it before. I've controlled this aspect of chaos and destruction to my will. I forced it to lose its size and strength, so I'll do it again. And now I shall use its own power of chaos. I impose order on the scale and force it, out of all its possible unexplainable forms, to take one form. Rather than being some kind of planet breaking gun or ultimate core of magic, its still a scale. But now, it is made of... strange matter. It doesn't look really like anything anymore. Each observer sees it differently, fluctuating in that unique way quantum things do. Strange matter is plain, ordinary matter whose quarks, the things that make up atoms, have disintegrated into their "strange" state. I levitate the scale menacingly near the Godmodder, keeping it safe from touching any other matter.
"Do you surrender? If you do not, this scale will destroy you and this world in a way nobody here has ever seen or even imagined! One! Last! Chance! Do you surrender? You can still have some sense of pride and strength left if you surrender!"
If he does not, then I sigh and say,
"Then may you know peace, Richard."
I shield myself and everyone else with a powerful specially made electrostatic field, and then I rub the scale in the Godmodder's face. Oh, and if he tries to knock it out of my grasp or grab it in anyway, that doesn't work. Because... one of the properties of strange matter is what it does when it touches normal matter. Everyone here has heard of anti-matter right? Its kinda like that, only way stronger. You see, when strange matter touches normal matter, the strange matter acts as a catalyst, helping the quarks in the normal matter to decay into their strange states very quickly, creating more strange matter. And, this reaction causes anti-matter explosion levels of energy release. This scale doesn't just level a city or a continent like anti-matter would, it levels the world, causing an exponentially expanding exploding wave of strange matter. Each particle of strange matter causes any normal matter it touches to decay into more strange matter, causing another heaven shattering blast and scatting more strange matter around. And if the Godmodder tries to copy my shielding strategy, that doesn't work either because I literally shoved the scale into his face, through any shields. The shield is just to prevent strange matter from hitting us. When the fury of the cosmos has died down, the world is gone. Not even bedrock is left. All that got changed into strange matter and blown to not even shards. And now, here we are in the Void, but I'm not done yet.
If the Godmodder is still somehow alive, then I put the scale back in his face and force it to change to another form, the form of a bunch of neutrinos. These neutrinos fly around like ping pong balls before eventually decaying into neutrons and electrons. This massive amount of unpaired neutrons and electrons start recombining into matter, creating a fireworks show of cluster grenades, each bomb releasing over several nuclear blasts worth of energy. These are some of the most violent means of destruction science has to offer. But, I'm still not done. One final finisher to go.
If the Godmodder is STILL somehow alive, then its time to bring in the big guns. I call the scale back to me and put it under the Godmodder and force the scale to adopt another form. It takes the form of a primordial black hole from the universe's distant past. And this, this is the most powerful of all three forms I have had the scale take. A primordial black hole is a super massive black hole, but one that wasn't formed by a collapsing star. Instead, it was formed by the extreme density of matter during the universe's first few moments. A primordial black hole is the strongest kind of black hole. But, I'm not going to do what you'd expect and just suck the Godmodder into it. No no no. That would be too easy. Instead, the incredible amount of mass warps the vacuum decay rate of the surrounding space, creating a bubble of low energy true vacuum.
"Happy Independence Day. I'll set you free, free from this universe's oppressive laws."
A bubble of true vacuum is a seriously scary thing, a real doomsday potential. And don't get it confused with your traditional lack of air vacuum or dust sucking vacuum. A true vacuum is... hard to explain. Its mostly theoretical and so I'll probably get the facts wrong, but that's why its so interesting. The theory is that everything we know, the entire universe or multi-verse if you wish, is a bubble of 'false' vacuum inside a bigger false vacuum. And the false vacuum we know as the universe is what's known as a meta-stable false vacuum and will eventually decay into a true vacuum. What I've done is I've decayed space itself into a lower energy state, a true vacuum. And a lower energy state true vacuum, like strange matter, acts as a catalyst, but for space itself, changing the universe itself from a false vacuum to a true vacuum. So, in fractions of nano seconds, the false vacuum engulfs the Godmodder, releasing so much energy as it consumes matter, it makes the other two parts of this attack look like firecrackers compared to a nuclear impact. However, its not just a fireworks show that vaporizes anything it touches. Inside this expanding bubble of true vacuum, everything is different. The very laws and constants that make up the universe have been reset and rerolled. The speed of light isn't 3*10^8 m/s anymore, but maybe 4.81*10^7 m/s. The charge of an electron isn't 1.60*10^-19 C anymore, but maybe 9.53*10^-20 C. The supposedly 'universal' gas constant isn't 8.31 J/(mol * K) anymore inside this pocket of true vacuum. And in this universe, we are very lucky to have this exact set of constants that allow our universe to have some sense of order. The Godmodder, isn't as lucky though. With the different laws of reality itself, he literally cannot exist in his current state. Maybe the equation for energy from motion turned from being E = 1/2 * m * v^2 to something like E = 13/6 * m * v^3. That means it is harder to get move mass. That combined with the weaker electrostatic force from a less charged electron means the force of magnatisim in the Godmodder's body is no longer enough to hold him together and he dissolves away. Or maybe the strong nuclear force got a little weaker and so elements in his body that shouldn't normally be able to undergo nuclear decay go ahead and decay anyway. There's an infinite number of possible ways that he could simply fail his existence check. To prevent this bubble of true vacuum from rewriting the laws of the universe everywhere, I force the scale to take on final form from its infinite selection, that of another universe. Then I stuff the true vacuum bubble along with the Godmodder in there. Even if somehow, the Godmodder survives being torn apart by the changed laws of existence even though his own godmodding powers are no exception to the reality shift, he's still trapped in another universe with no powers and nothing to stand on. In fact, the only other piece of matter in that universe besides him is that primordial black hole.
If he does surrender, then I can use this scale to a much more productive cause, like finding some way to strip the Godmodder of his powers.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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Oh goodness I really want the kill. I really really really want the kill, so bad. But Talist would also deserve it...And Twin can't post...The agony of suspense!
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I use /enchant to enchant all my weapons to the highest possible setting the game can handle for Damage Boost. I Use the power of the [REDACTED] to [REDACTED] the godmodder with [REDACTED], causing him to be completely frozen in time. I then prepare for one final attack.
Of course, this won't be a typical final attack, It will be the final attack of all final attacks! But first...
5l1n65h07: HUGE SHENANIGAN MODE: ACTIVATE!
Several Portals open up. They appear to bear various symbols from various different universes.
5l1n65h07: Before you die, say hello to my little friends.
Various people jump out of the portals. Among them are two Robloxians, a Blocklander in black, A Minecraft Player with a futuristic headset attached to his head named "Backtothefuture1985", A faint-blue Creeper with a tuxedo-monacle-top hat combo aptly named "Sir_Splodes_A_Lot", A Eldan Augmentor, an animate Nasod Dynamo about the size of a human, and a animate Redstone Block.
These are most, if not all, of my current characters at this point.
5l1n65h07: Where's your party, Trowa2008?
Trowa2008: I told them not to come. Personal stuff.
Redstone Block: Um, Exactly what are we fighting here?
Augmentor-5L1: This person codenamed "godmodder."
Redstone Block: Oh.
Everyone Looks at the godmodder, realizing that this may be the last time they are together to do something big.
Nasod Dynamo: Lets just get this over with. For 5l1n65h07.
5l1n65h07: Well then, Let's go.
Trowa2008 and RaginForeva Rush at the time-frozen godmodder, slashing him with their swords. They then rebound and do a cooperative attack.
TROWA2008 + RAGINFOREVA > COMBO BREAK: OLD AND NEW
Trowa2008 Rises up in the air as he takes out his old favorite: The classic Nuke, and throws it at the godmodder. RaginForeva pulls out a black hole ray and shoots at it, projecting the explosion at the godmodder. The explosion engulfs the entire minecraft chunk, leaving only the bedrock layer. The godmodder falls down on it hard. Adding more insult to injury, Trowa2008 and RaginForeva Throw their swords together to create their ultimate weapon: The Darkshanker! The sword lands directly onto the godmodder's chest as it disintergrates into him, boosting the evil in his heart to the point where no light can be found. (this will be relevant in a later attack.)
PARANOiA and Redstone Block prepare to do their own cooperative attack.
PARANOIA + REDSTONE BLOCK > COMBO BREAK: ZERO DIVIDED BY NEGATIVE ZERO TIMES NEITHER.
PARANOiA takes out the KzR as he proceeds to fire it at the godmodder, sending him straight up from the chunk-sized hole. Redstone Block Enters Ender Mode, causing a eye of ender to appear on his forehead and his color pallete inverted from a red body and black limbs to a light blue body and white limbs. Redstone Block, supercharged with the powers of an enderman, proceeds to use the ancient technique Ender Divide. Having no object to divide from, he divides the air instead, which is exactly zero. He divides by negative zero, causing a rift in time to open up, taking the godmodder back in time to witness all of his damage made by the players, including the attack that killed him in the first game! The godmodder returns to the present, where the time-frozen effect wears off. Knowing this, Redstone Block collapses the rift, imploding the godmodder in the process.
SIR_SPLODES_A_LOT + BACKTOTHEFUTURE1985 > COMBO BREAK: SERIOUS PLAY
Sir_Splodes_A_Lot Explodes by the godmodder, blasting him to Backtothefuture1985, which Swats him with Pistons, and back at Sir_Splodes_A_Lot, which now swats him with the pistons back at Backtothefuture1985. They proceed to play a competetive game of pong. They bounce the godmodder litterally around the world, in space, in the void, by the
TARDIS, and back through the now non-functional portals to the other godcraft servers. However, the internet is serious business, one of them has to lose... And does. Sir_Splodes_A_Lot, unable to keep up with Backtothefuture1985's increasing convoluted reflexes and psyche-outs, misses the godmodder by one block. With Backtothefuture1985
being the winner, he decides to electrocute the now physically tired godmodder for not being fast enough to hit the pistons in time. A wave of lightning strikes hits the godmodder for OVER 9000 times. MORAL: GOTTA GO FAST!!!1!1!!1!11
Nasod Dynamo Procceds to charged head-on at the godmodder, but Augmentor-5L1 grabs him by the shoulder.
Augmentor-5L1: We do this my way.
Nasod Dynamo: Fine, then.
AUGMENTOR-5L1 + NASOD DYNAMO > COMBO BREAK: TECHNOLOGY AND TRAGEDY
Augmentor-5L1: Hope you know what to do, Nasod Dynamo.
Nasod Dynamo: I'll be fine. Watch this!
Nasod Dynamo Snaps his fingers, and 6 other small Nasod Dynamos similar to the Planck Dynamos come to him. He proceeds to fire a huge beam at the godmodder, but the godmodder deflects it back at him! Nasod Dynamo, surprised, flash steps out of the way.
Augmentor-5L1: Don't get cocky. It'll take more than that to land a decisive blow on him.
Nasod Dynamo: Like what?
Augmentor-5L1: Let me see those Dynamos.
Nasod Dynamo: Um, ok.
Augmentor-5L1 Takes the Dynamos and places them in certain places at certain angles. The Dynamos form prisimatic panels. Augmentor-5L1 then Constructs a terraformer similar to the one 5l1n65h07 summoned months ago.
Augmentor-5L1: Now do exactly as it says in the manual.
Nasod Dynamo: What Manual?
Augmentor-5L1: Just move them when I say.
Augmentor-5L1 fires a beam at the prisimatic panels in one of the dynamos. It ricochets of the panel and into the other one at a fast speed.
Augmentor-5L1: Move Left.
Nasod Dynamo moves one of the dynamos to the left as the beam approaches it.
Augmentor-5L1: Rotate Right.
Nasod Dynamo rotates one of the other dynamos to the right as the dynamo to the left ricochets the beam to it. It then bounces it back at each other to the point where the speed is nearly unmatched by anyone.
Nasod Dynamo: Now what?
Augmentor-5L1: Wait for it...
The beam starts to glow brightly.
Augmentor-5L1: Wait for it...
The beam then turns to a bright red.
Augmentor-5L1: NOW!
Nasod Dynamo rotates the dynamo on the left so the beam ricochets into the power cell of the terraformer. The terraformer above the godmodder activates as it is powered up. However, the power output of the beam is too much for it to handle, and one of the levitational cores explodes, pummeling the terraformer to the godmodder and crushing him
hard.
Nasod Dynamo: Uh, is that supposed to happen?
Augmentor-5L1: Yes. Yes it does. Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna go back to Tv Tropes.
The only one that's left to do an attack now is 5l1n65h07.
5l1n65h07: Time to cleanse you of evil.
[Cue final Music]
I Get out a sharp exanite chunk and throw it into the air. I then fire all of my weapons at once at the godmodder before jumping up and grabbing it. I throw a potion of blindness at him and flash step to his chest. I then stab him with the exanite chunk. This is when RaginForeva and Trowa2008's attack boosting the evil in his heart to the point where no
light can be found pays off. Exanite, being able to clean and ward off corruption and evil, destroys the entirety of the godmodder's heart, due to it being pure evil.
5l1n65h07: This is a metaphor of you. You're a heartless, Unloving, Madman with a mental disorder. I hope you brought something better than a brain, because Its about to end here.
I then MindF$%! him by forcing him to watch
9000100 episodes of Dora the Explorer while trapped in a blaring tuba, causing the godmodder to be mentally unstable before his entire brain collapses. A loud sound is heard from inside him as the godmodder falls down the chunk-sized hole. I hack into creative using the Oculus Blade and breaking the bedrock layer, making the godmodder fall into the void to his untimely demise.Everybody cheered, then went back to their own universes.
but was the Godmodder really defeated? Obviously not, because that will be no fun, right? But, theres always loopholes. tons of them.
The person with the hot pink crystalline mask walks up to the hole when no one is watching.
???: You're despicable.
He snaps his fingers as the godmodder explodes in a flash of wireframe cubes and pyramids before walking away.
???: Someday Internet, Someday.
I'll be making my great escape now!
Inside Myriad Truths Explosion
"In all my years fighting beings with the power to destroy worlds, these months have been entertaining. Richard, allow me to take you back to the beginning. Not of existence, my mind would go comatose and you would go permanently braindead. But back to the date of December Seventh, 2012. In one young forum frequenter's mind, you were an idea that soon became larger than his wildest imagination. His name was TT2000. He did not know your name, only your title of The Godmodder."I smile, reminiscing about the events of two forum threads, and numerous spinoffs.
"Do you know what your goal was, originally? It was to make people rage quit. You may say that your goals advanced, but that is not true. You subconsciously realized that your entire reason for existing was to entertain masses of people you will never meet unless they deign to interact through their avatars in this thread. You subconsciously realized that in trying to do the thing you loved, you became a failure at it. So, you threw a temper tantrum and tried to destroy the world that put you in such a paradox: the more successful you were, the less fulfilled you became. Yet even that is not enough, as you do not even control your own actions. You tried to go against the narrative itself and failed. You tried to go against thewishes of GMs and failed. You ran from your logic, because deep in your heart you realized that you could not win.""Do you know what your goal was, originally? It was to make people rage quit. You may say that your goals advanced, but that is not true. You subconsciously realized that your entire reason for existing was to entertain masses of people you will never meet unless they deign to interact through their avatars in this thread. You subconsciously realized that in trying to do the thing you loved, you became a failure at it. So, you threw a temper tantrum and tried to destroy the world that put you in such a paradox: the more successful you were, the less fulfilled you became. Yet even that is not enough, as you do not even control your own actions. You tried to go against the narrative itself and failed. You tried to go against thewishes of GMs and failed. You ran from your logic, because deep in your heart you realized that you could not win.""Do you know what your goal was, originally? It was to make people rage quit. You may say that your goals advanced, but that is not true. You subconsciously realized that your entire reason for existing was to entertain masses of people you will never meet unless they deign to interact through their avatars in this thread. You subconsciously realized that in trying to do the thing you loved, you became a failure at it. So, you threw a temper tantrum and tried to destroy the world that put you in such a paradox: the more successful you were, the less fulfilled you became. Yet even that is not enough, as you do not even control your own actions. You tried to go against the narrative itself and failed. You tried to go against thewishes of GMs and failed. You ran from your logic, because deep in your heart you realized that you could not win.""Do you know what your goal was, originally? It was to make people rage quit. You may say that your goals advanced, but that is not true. You subconsciously realized that your entire reason for existing was to entertain masses of people you will never meet unless they deign to interact through their avatars in this thread. You subconsciously realized that in trying to do the thing you loved, you became a failure at it. So, you threw a temper tantrum and tried to destroy the world that put you in such a paradox: the more successful you were, the less fulfilled you became. Yet even that is not enough, as you do not even control your own actions. You tried to go against the narrative itself and failed. You tried to go against thewishes of GMs and failed. You ran from your logic, because deep in your heart you realized that you could not win."A voice booms out overhead:
"Due to the machinations of beings much more powerful than you, I have become involved in numerous other conflicts. You are nothing. Only able to effect one pocket of one world, and even then constrained by numerous other factors. Know this, and feel that it is truth in your heart.
Now despair."
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Tazz is getting the kill, but I might as well say a little goodbye to GodCraft. Not even going to use fonts this time. Just colors.
Oh, and just in case, I have one last attack. One to make up for all the past sins of this war, everything I've ever done. It's nothing flashy or long, like Tazz or Talist have. It's just one last thing, something to remember this war by.
I destroy the Godmodder.
"so this is the end."
Astria climbs out of the TARDIS into a light rain caused by the odd meteorological events. She sighs, and turns towards Eric, wherever he may be. "i know this w/\s /\ multiverse-r/\v/\ging huge w/\r, but i'm re/\lly going to miss it, /\ctu/\lly. it m/\y not h/\ve been 'fun', but it w/\s /\ huge p/\rt of who i /\m. /\nd now it's gone."
She smirks slightly, obviously ashamed of herself for doing so but unable to control it nonetheless. "/\nd /\s much /\s i try not to show it now/\d/\ys, i might h/\ve liked be/\ting up people /\ bit. i /\m /\ troll, /\fter /\ll."
She turns back towards the TARDIS waits for the rest of the passengers to disembark. "so, i guess it's time to, well, s/\y our goodbyes to e/\ch other /\nd /\ll. i don't know so m/\ny of you th/\t well, but i hope you h/\ve /\ nice life /\nd /\ll."
Oh no
I hit it
...
What is it? Is 'it' truly a simple word? For it can mean virtually anything... In this case 'it' meant the godmodder, both the creator and destroyer. Therefore 'it' can mean multiple things in infinite contexts. Therefore, by the power of context, I hit 'it' whatever it is, and by a simple two letters cause the world to take damage... Because THE PEN IS STRONGER THAN THE SWORD
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i dont know what i'll do next
here's this
A>Well. Here we are.
A>It's done.
Argus looks at the fallen orbital laser satellite.
A>You completed your objective.
A>And for that, I admire your work.
A>It's dubious whether you are really alive, or just a distressingly close approximation.
A>I'm going to fix you anyway.
The fallen killsat, or what's left of it, is carefully restored, bit by bit, molecule by molecule if necessary.
A>remote>u14738>upload records.mem
A>remote>u14738>Your objective is complete.
A>remote>rckt8564>launch geosynch
The satellite is restored to orbit.
A>I may be sentimental, but this feels right.
A>And I hope that this satellite will not need to make an ultimate sacrifice ever again.
A>Treat it well. It gave its life for you. For us.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Now for a joke attack...
Well, I was going to make a sausage joke but there the wurst...
Hmm...
Well I was going to make a joke about paper, but it was tearable.
Well... Two guys walk into a bar... The third one ducks. Dang it, NONE OF THESE ARE GOOD
Alright... Did you know William Tell was an avid bowler? Well, unfortunetely all the records were destroyed in a fire. Yes, We'll never know for whom the TELL's bowl.
One more
There was a monk who wanted to raise money, so he opened up a flower shop. Now because he was a man of God he got great business. So great that the rival flower shop owner begged him to close. When he refused, he hired Hugh, the local thug to take care of things. He beat the monk up so bad he closed his shop therefore proving Hugh and only Hugh can prevent a florist friar.
I volley these jokes at the Godmodder, and they should destroy what's left of his fragmented brain.
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"I swear it was chicken" I tell everybody. I then run to where the Godmodder is in chains. I take out my dagger. "Do you like pain and metal?"I ask the Godmodder. "You do? Good." I start sawing the Godarm off as he screams in agony. I then shove it down his throat. But that would be to easy. When he's nearly dead I take it out and cut up the Godarm. I then begin to scalp him. I tell him that I want a trophy from him and only he can provide. As the Godmodder pleads for mercy I finish scalping and keep it safely in my backpack. I laugh like a maniac as I slowly
cut of his other arm and cut into little pieces that I force feed the Godmodder. The same is done with the legs. But that is not enough. Smilling evily, I cut open his chest and the last thing he sees before dying is his own heart as I crush it in my hand.Come to kspcity! Transportation
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/tra
Industry
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ind
SLOS-572b; >THANK YOU
SLOS-572b; >I WAS BLIND, BUT MY EYES ARE CLEAR NOW
SLOS-572b; >AS KIND AS THIS GESTURE IS, IT HAS LITTLE PURPOSE
SLOS-572b; >I CANNOT LEAVE THIS PLACE, AND IT IS DOOMED UTTERLY
/null
{Fun fact, apparently SLOS 572 is actually a thing. Go figure. I'm not sure what it is, but it seems to be some kind of specialized paperwork. BY THE POWER OF GOOGLESKULL!}
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Even though i am not going to leave a mark anyway i decide to do some smaller attacks on the Godmodder as a way to relieve stress.
I rip the spine out of the Godmodder and pin him to the ground using Ubersaw's, one in in each arm and leg. I the continue to beat the living daylights out of him using his fresh removed spine. With every whack the body visibly bounces of the ground as the presumed sound of breaking bones fills the air accompied by my manical laughter, forming a symphony of sound almost rythmic but too horrifying for it's own good. Further down the procedure i perform the CONGA OF THE GODS on his Minecraft avatar fuelled by the combined powers of many ubers and kritzes long popped but unforgotten.
Using his body as a trampoline, i ascend to the heights of space, where i use my Mannpower grappling hook to collect as much trash and space materials as i can. Satellites, meteorites, Neptune, the Space Core. Everything has a place in my personally created "Rock of DOOM", a giant projectile from everything i could find. I hold on to it as i use Demoman weapons to propel it in the direction of the Godmodder. The Rock of DOOM reaches speeds not seen before. As it speeds to it's destination, i give the Rock of DOOM a much needed boost by executing the Kasotzky Kick on it, mixing it with some guitar riffs for good measure as it hits the Godmodder, shaking the ground while it crushes it's target.
Checking the wreck, i find the Godmodder blocky remains and then juggle them around to barely conceivable rap. I quickly get rid of the music and replace it with good old Electroswing. I then pin the remains somwewhere AGAIN, but this time i throw them up in the air and shoot them with the Hellspawn into the nearest wall, where i will finish my combo with a Fire spell at every part of his body.
I then put him back together for the next person to beat him up.
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No Joke
UBER: 3 Charges IN USE
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Post II
Wwhorp!!
U2: xXCraftMazterXx'z long dead. Let'z feazt upon hiz forgotten pi22a, zhall we??
A large bust depicting the Moon Lord falls onto the Godmodder, cracking open and revealing a physical manifestation of the hype for Terraria 1.3. The energy surges through Rick's body, trying to obilerate him from existence as compensation for 1.3 still not having mac support.
A>I can help with that, if you want, and Amp and/or Zand and/or Amperzand and/or whomever doesn't object. Or H3.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
No post today, as I said might happen yesterday. Expect the Godmodder killer to be announced tomorrow! Check out the Forge right now for a glimpse at what's to come...
Just in case, I fire all my weapons at the godmodder.
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
"Shame you didn't see me as meh Level 53 Mage. That would've been cool. But anyway..." *sees Tazz's post* "Yeah I have NO chance."
What ever. I decide to perform the 1080000 degree McTwist rapid-fire ninja skillz noscope at the Godmodder. Because raisins.
"Will the GM even survive to DtG3-OW! OK, ok, fourth wall, I get it..."
My sig got screwed up because of a forum glitch and I'm too lazy to go find the banners to fix it.
So here's a cool server id; Runic-Moon.uk.to
I..I..I.. You know what I pee on the godmodder.... take that.
I open my complementary SigmaCo Communicator given to me in response to a alert that... Hey I got a text. Lets see what it is.
Greeting, from SigmaModder.
I am pleased to tell you that my research team has, in the down time when i left godcraft and the defeat of the godmodder, major new findings that could shake the very foundations of the Goddmoding community.
A associate will be here soon to pick you up to take you to my extensive R&D lab were we do business.
I could tell more but to ensure privacy and that no one finds out I will disclose more info when you get their.
Sincerely, SigmaModder
Research that could change everything, science! AWESOME! Wait, yes, I can see my ride already. Now into the server transporter craft and well bye godcraft, hello Sigma Labs!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED IN DESTROY THE GODMODDER III
I appear a bit disappointed as I lean up against my new fountain, one of the many incarnations of the Unstoppable Fountain of the Depths. My static aura slowly dying down now that the battle has ended, first losing it's vaguely defined shape as wisps fade away, eventually leaving no trace behind.
[MZ]: ...I should make sure the Bureau of Destiny knows their problem is solved.
[MZ]: ...But I think that can wait just a bit.
I reach out until my hand reaches the water falling from the snake's mouth, where it slips between my fingers in four uneven streams, and falls into the pool that has formed within the statue's coils.
[MZ]: I guess it's true, a "Monster" has the advantage at this sort of thing when compared to a "Hero".
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~