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Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $362 (+2 to Wilson)

Battlefield: Dind't Piono shield me? I heal myself with Healing Blues if needed, and move to the chestplate either way.

-HMAS Ship-

Yeah, I'm not really planning on initiating anything here at this point, but Wilson can do basically whatever he wants on the ship, and I'll respond if needed.

PIT_ICARUS' TURN (2/3 Actions Remaining):

Pit watches from a distance as Crusher eats a Hard Knuckle, breaking his teeth even harder. Seriously, did you not realize that we're on separate parts. And yet you still think you are on top from all this agony.

Pit then continues a Hard Knuckle-induced rampage on the Chestplate. (waiting for someone to make the joke)

Also, Crusher: I'M SO SORRY THAT TWIN WANTED TO TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT AND STOP GAME BREAKING BY MULTIPLE ATTACKS ON DIFFERENT PARTS BY USAGE OF SIDE CHARACTERS GET OVER IT.

Also, SPLIT WAS ALREADY HERE BEFORE BUILD WAS HERE WHY DO YOU THINK SPLIT SHOULD NOT BE HERE WHEN HE'S ALL THE HELP WE GET.

Seriously, you're so salty i think the ocean's going to sue you for stealing all of theirs.

I get the WONDERFUL 100 to create a giant UNITE HAND and punch the ENTITY ORB.

Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $364 (+2 to Wilson)

Battlefield: I heal myself with the ultraband, or another non-zombie player if I'm full.

Cosmic Whole Blade && Illuminati && λΣ Fragment && Portal Gun && Cheat Engine = Oculus Blade (Level 10: 9/11)
Quantum Armor && Deflector Shields && Exanite && Avast! Antivirus && Disguise Kit = Antinite Armor (Level 10: 9/11) lol 9/11 reference

If possible, the TIE-Sentry fires a proton torpedo at the left leg!

I Use BATTLE TECHNIQUE: BLADE RUNNER LV. 10 On the right leg!

I move to the left leg and sit there thinking of something creative.

I, still on the left leg, repeatedly hit the Oblivion Joints with a copy of the Origin Wands materialized from some other Origin Wands, ad infinitum, which only boosts the creative power.

I enter approach build, and while he is focused, I grab him and throw him across the floor. Commence operation, destroy build...

Soon after, I teleport above him, and land straight on his face. I then kick him in the stomach multiple times, and finish with a teleport into a backstab.

Hmm, if you want, I could make you a deal, I could teleport you out of this universe, and into ours... If you simply stop slowing the apocalypse. After all, all you can do is slow it, not truly stop it...

Actually, I lied and confused you... But I will offer you a cookie

I quickly time shenanigans and intercept Proof's attack with a hard-light wall in his face.

And his face.

And his boot.

And his face.

And then I shield Build with Hard-Light.

"I don't think so."

"What bothers me is that TT is even attacking Build. He should be spreading damage around. You, on the other hand, have no justification whatsoever."

I them slam Proof into the Metal Plates, until the plates have a Proof-shaped dent in them from the sheer force of impact, and force him to heal by injecting him with painfully painful nanobots that nonetheless heal him from any damage taken in this episode.

There is still the pain, though.

Which I inflict, via sympathetic magic, on the Metal Plates again.

((@talist: 1/9 actually, and that's only assuming that the End is hovering out in the Void bubble around Minecraft, since the Nether is one eighth the size of all the Overworlds combined, hence the speed difference. This is also assuming that there's just one big Nether, rather than a different one for each Minecraft world, because it seems it's been implied that there's just one Nether. If it isn't, that's even more of a feat.

@twin: Some of our characters don't have any method of respawning, I'm siding with crusher on that one, would it be okay for temporary side character jump-ins, if only to justify our zombie actions? I realized that my plans for justifying it violated the no side characters rule after reading through that argument, because what I had in mind was Eric's gear starts acting up, and for the duration of the time it takes me to deal the damage I need to deal, he's trying to fix it, but Tricky suddenly appears and begins wrecking things so that I'm still following game rules, but at the same time not breaking character.

That being said, the disallowing of using a side-character, even if it is used as justification for the zombie thing (since some of us aren't Minecraftians) crusher is being a total jerk. I'm almost ashamed of myself for agreeing with him at this point.

Also, fseftr should have been shielded.))

I take the potion of Scratch II. Eric's going to be using a time stopwatch next post...

Eric hits the ground (well, sort of) and charge straight up past the chestplate, Old Man Elderly circling around and calling the godmodder various words from his 'fisherman' past that are most certainly unsuitable for saying here.

Using what I've learned, I round house kick the chest plate entity orb followed by a flurry of punches and kicks and finally hit it with one very dangerous headbutt. Because headbutts are awesome!

BATTLE ORDERS:

1. ALRIGHT PEOPLE START WRAPPING UP THE LEG FIGHT, WE'RE ALMOST DONE. MOVE UP TO THE CHESTPLATE, START WHALING ON THE ENTITY ORB.

2. KEEP INSULTING RICHARD, THIS WILL PROBABLY DO... SOMETHING? I GUESS

3. HEAL HEAL HEAL HEAL HEAL HEAL HEAL HEAL

I scurry up to the Chestplate and start ripping metal plates off of the Incarnate with my mind. I then walk up to Richard. You know, I'd think you would have started to try to heal by now. Weird. Oh well, who am I to complain. I then notice Proof trying to attack me, and dodge, flying a safe distance away from him. I then shoot Carcinogenesis at the Entity Orb, and tell Biscuits to attack the Oblivion Joint if it isn't destroyed yet.

I then heal Tazz/myself with the medigun.

Uber 7/9

I insult richard by saying him he does not knows the categories of informatic attacks.

Proof: he said he used an virus for controlling all computers which is physically impossible since there is computers with impossible to edit memory and an virus by definition edits executables for making its own code be launched with the executable which also make viruses outdated because now people generally use an new method by using worms generally.

and so he can not have the title of god of modders since you would need to be competent enough in informatics for knowing what is an virus and in fact knowing all the kind of attacks and infestations in informatics.

Since I'm PROBABLY revived now, I go onto the Chestplate and heal anyone who needs it(if I can do both things in one turn), while trying to stay back from the action! Attacking the targets and joints and stuff makes me die, I won't make that mistake again! ...Or, at least, I won't kill myself again.

If I'm STILL a zombie, I bite OverlordXCano in a last-ditch attempt to heal myself.

I unleash a "Final Ultimate Legendary Earth Power Super Max Justice Future Miracle Dream Beautiful Galaxy Big Bang Little Bang Sunrise Starlight Infinite Fabulous Totally Final Wonderful Arrow" at the entire head. This beam was able to destroy an entire fortress, so it can pierce through armor.

I then mash the A button.

Nullitor, its not really a virus, or a worm. Basically a universe found a way to interact with other universes, so it would be like one video game being transferred to another (honestly I was vague so that I didn't have to jump through hoops when creating the story, and I'm not sure right now how to explain this with exact reasons. I will explain what is causing them to be able to interact)

Net... You fool. Do you really think we feel pain? No, that is what Proof feels. We simply control him, and you can not free him. Your nano bots can not begin to understand the technology here... But you are in my way, and now... You will die.

A pole comes flying straight toward me, and the pole begins to charge, from what, I can not say... Then the pole discharges causing a jolt of energy to send him flying. I follow him and land with a blast of flames, using my staff... Right on his body.

Deleted because it was a 4th action

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@Proof: You don't get to say how the Godmodder reacts. That's godmodding. For all I know, you've just offended him. Although everyone else, just ignore him unless you have a damage debuff. Killing him will do nothing.
@Piono: I suppose the whole using a side character thing is fine if it is specifically cosmetic. Crusher, on the other hand, wanted to use his side character to justify killing the entire army of godmodders and then blame Twin for not letting him do so.

@Twin: However, speaking of side characters, I kinda want to use my Kill Command line of BTs, but entities are not allowed here. Could I summon one of my previous entities back here if it 1) never leaves the zone I'm in, 2) does not contribute to my attack or defense in any way, and 3) just exists to allow me to use a greater variety of attacks while making sense in the narrative. If you don't want me to do that, its alright. I just won't use my Kill Command BTs.

@Marmalade: Mind using those potions you got earlier? I just want everything in the Emporium to get used up, so if you aren't going to use them I'd like them back.

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If the oblivion Joints are destroyed, then I move up to the chestplate and this attack targets them. Otherwise, I move up to the chestplate and this attack targets the entity orb. Or metal plates if we have to go through those first.

I splash myself with my Potion of Critmist. Another Hearthstone attack, activate! If people make long referency attacks based on Homestuck, I'll make long referency attacks based on Hearthstone. This one is more for the humor that only Heartstone players will really get.

The battle starts. Its me, a rouge, vs my enemy, who for some reason counts as a priest. Both of us play Lorewalker Cho and then we trade the spell MindGames back and forth. The two Chos mean that whenever a player casts a spell, it puts two copies into the other player's hand. And MindGames summons a random minion from your opponent's deck to fight for you. Anyway, we summon lots of minions from each other's decks and they end up all killing each other. However, my opponent has let their entire hand get filled with MindGames spells where as I've kept a couple other cards that will come in handy. Now, I play out MajorDomo Executus, who is quite possibly, the WORST card in the entire game, but more on that later. I play Preparation + Gangup on MajorDomo twice before pulling him back to my hand with a Time Rewinder before he can lose the game for me. This means I now have 6 copies of MajorDomo in my deck.

My opponent laughs at me for filling my deck with such a sucky card rather than any other card (like 1/1 Grimscale Oracles! Those would be much more useful). But! My opponent then realizes they have nothing in their hand but MindGames and have to play one. Because MindGames puts a random minion from your opponent's deck onto the field for you and because I have so many copies of MajorDomo in my deck, my opponent playing MindGames summons MajorDomo Executus and now my opponent has that in play. Like I said earlier, MajorDomo SUCKS so much. He's kinda fun to play, but every 4 out of 5 times I play him, I lose the game specifically because of him. Most of the time, you're better off playing nothing this turn and hope to draw something else rather than playing MajorDomo. The reason why he sucks is because when he dies, he changes your hero to be able to, once per turn, blow something up for only 2 mana. That's nice, but not amazing. But he also sets your hero's HP to 8. A measly 8 HP where normal is 30. And in Hearthstone, minions die really easily. So usually playing him means that you're spending your entire turn to play a minion with mediocre stats for the cost and who ends up double pryoblasting you in the face, which is not good. So yeah, he sucks, and my opponent has him in play. So, I Assassinate MajorDomo, killing him and setting my opponent's HP to 8 and then I play double Eviscerate to deal 8 damage and win the game. Yeah, everyone can challenge the living flame. And they almost always win.

And then if I'm on the chestplate, I splash the Entity Orb with my Extended Potion of Charring.

My stuff:
Potion of Flares, Potion of Oblivion, and Potion of Temperature.

EVERYTHING IN THE EMPORIUM IS NOW FREE FOR ALL TO USE TO FIGHT THE INCARNATE! Anyone who is injured and about to die can pick up something like a Potion of Zeus or Nectar Cake.

Total wealth = 521$ (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Just take whatever you want as long as you, a: share and b: use it against the Incarnate in some way. You can keep giving Wilson +2s if you like, but they'll do literally nothing except maybe give Wilson a bigger bath of gold to jump into once all is said and done.

• Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (lvl 1, gives crits)
• Potion of Magic x1 (lvl 1, random effects)
• Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (lvl 2, says on the tin)
• Potion of Nectar x2 (lvl 2, healing and crit)
• Splash potion of Critmist II x3 (lvl 3, crits)
• Potion of Ambrosa x1 (lvl 3, healing + crits)
• Nectar cake x1 (lvl 3, healing food. Not a potion)
• Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
• Potion of Fury x3 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
• Potion of Armor x2 (lvl 1, dmg reduction)
• Potion of War II x2 (lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
• Potion of Zeus x2 (lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
• Potion of Water Armor x2 (lvl1, armor while in water)
• Potion of Moonlight x1 (lvl 1, regen)
• Potion of Fortune x2 (lvl 1, more ores)
• Potion of HellSun x2 (lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
• Potion of Kitsune II x1 (lvl 3, Legendary fox)

• Splash Nightshade potion x3 (lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc)
• Splash potion of frostbite x2 (lvl 1, chilly)
• Splash Venom Potion x2 (lvl 1, poison)
• Splash potion of chills x2 (lvl 2, even chillier)
• Splash extended Potion of Flares x1 (lvl 3, burning cuts)
• Potion of Crimson x3 (lvl 1, bleed)
• Potion of Fear x2 (lvl 1, fear)
• Splash Corruption Potion x2 (lvl 1, glitch)
• Splash potion of Temperature II x2 (lvl 5, fire and ice cuts)
• Extended Splash potion of Charring x2 (lvl 5, unhealing cuts)
• Splash Potion of Oblivion II x1 (lvl 5, Life stealing cuts) ERROR! USE OF THESE IS DANGEROUS!

-H-M-A-S----S-H-I-P-

((OOC question: Fseftr, does the HMAS Ship have any kind of magical or technological anti-tracking? If so, what is it like?))

Wilson tends to dream a lot. This is partly due to his relationship with illusions, the Kitsune, and other things like that, but it is mostly to give me something to do when he's asleep as he is my only significant character. So, foreshadowing dream sequence, activate!

Wilson was standing atop a cliff face overlooking a vast, unending forest, all of which was on fire. The entire world was burning away yet again. But, rather than looking afraid or remorseful, Wilson just looked annoyed.

You know what? Lets... not. I've had enough of this nonsense, thank you very much.

He looks up into the dark night sky, speckled with stars. After a few seconds, it starts to rain, gently easing the fires down. Then a calm and steady draft comes from the east to blow away the smells of smoke from the world.

That's a little better. Now... I hope...

Taking a few moments, Wilson looked around him, searching for someone. He looked above him and behind nearby objects in his search. Eventually, he seemed satisfied and starts to make his way down the cliff face.

Good. She's gone. ... This is the first dream I've had to myself for quite a while. Hm. Maybe she literally hasn't found me yet. I suppose I should thank Blue for that. My time alone might be limited, so lets try to make this quick.

He wasn't sure exactly what he wanted to make quick, but he had a general idea. Recent... events made him think there was something he had forgotten, although he wasn't sure what or when it was. But it would make sense. Thinking back on it, there were several holes in his life story. That mechanical raptor and several other creatures seemed to recognize him even though he didn't remember them. Also, he seemed to gain control of the Grid a little... too easily, like he already had practice with it or something. And then there was music. Something about music. These thoughts filled his mind as he walked down into the forest, cinders floating around his head. He didn't know where to start. Maybe Zenko or someone would know something. Maybe he could try to find a smell that dug up something. Maybe if he found a song that he had listened to but forgotten, that would help. Logically speaking, Inari was actually the most likely person to know anything about his life he had forgotten, but that was a last resort. Plus, he doubted her reliability.

Post I

Z: diE

My zombie gives Talist a wicked grin before biting him in the forehead.

V: I remember.

U: Would ıt be tıme for me to do ıt agaın?

V: It's my body. I would prefer if it continued to be mine.

U: Continued to be used to flail around with foilage, throwing splash potions at the ground and getting zombified.

Z: diE DiE diE aHAhaHAhaHA

V: It was bad luck.

V: But I think I would still prefer most people taking over my body over this maniac zombie.

U: Ok.

Psst. Only three actions a turn, Final Battle.