If fractal is still alive, I launch a deadly diagonal cut, slicing it in half. Otherwise, I teleport to ectobiologist and slice him in half, hoping that the meteor screws up the godmodder's server.
Wait for TwinBuilder already. I know Twin said not to make more than one of these posts, but clearly a few of you didn't get the message. We've already been told we're out of posts, so stop posting.
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Character: Yukari Yakumo
-Health: 50/100
-Ability: Can change, create, or remove ANY BOUNDARY.
-Limitation: Respawn takes 10 pages.
-Passive:
-Anti-OP: If anything is OP'd, boundary set to de-OP the attack by making it less powerful.
-Recursion: If any boundary is OP'd, an OP'd boundary is created to de-OP the first boundary. Repeats.
-Boundary Restriction: Can't change anything involving time/post charges.
-Regeneration: Regenerates 5 health per page. Respawns at 50/100.
Lavatein swerves in midair, duplicates itself, and both fly into the pocket dimension, with a combined 20 damage to the godmodder.
Lavatein, as soon as either parts hit the Godmodder, will be auto-retrieved. Remaining duplicates will still home in to their targets. Every Lavatein will duplicate each turn it doesn't hit its target, up to a maximum of 16 separate Lavateins on the server. A 17th will lag the server to the point that it will remove all Lavatein entities, except for the original.
EXAMPLE: Rolling 2, 1, 6, and 2 (left to right) would deal 2,162 damage.
(non-attack stuff below here.)
MEANWHILE:
Me: *notices the timer on the HUD and sees the tip of a meteor*
Me: Better get my gold pickaxe, it's going to be a meteorite grabbing frenzy! (Terraria, you have been referenced.)
Metroid Prime: 12/30
I slice at Hesphaetus with my Vile Blade, and Daggersprite attacks!
Meanwhile...
Pesterlog:
--ragingDemon [RD] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] at 20:40--
[RD] Well, Heir of Breath, it seems you have entered our world.
[RD] Your power means nothing here.
[RD] Swear allegiance to my master -
[RD] Or prepare for your imminent downfall!
[EB] what? who are you?
--ragingDemon [RD] ceased trolling ectoBiologist [EB] at 20:50--
You have connected with ectoBiologist. However, he recognizes you as a troll and blocks you!
Assist sigmatw in his building of the Egg Wily Machine X by hammering nails in. 10/30
--flightlessAngel [FA] began explaining what a troll is to ectoBiologist [EB] at 19:29--
FA: Ignore mister ragingDemon, he's just trying to scare you into working for the godmodder.
FA: The enemy team.
FA: The guy who imprisoned some 11 million people.
FA: The person who's trying to ruin christmas.
FA: The person who's going to betray his 2 allies even though they seem blind to it.
FA: Just stay calm and remain still. Temple traps can smell fear.
--flightlessAngel [FA] ceased explaining what a troll is to ectoBiologist [EB] at 19:32--
ectoBiologist knows ragingDemon is bad; he is a troll!
Just as I am about to smashy smash smash at Fractal with my Pogo Hammer that I found somewhere, I see ectoBiologist enter the fray. I then try NOT to get him (and I,) killed. I still whack Fractal, though.
ectoBiologist is not in the arena with you! It appears he is somewhere else... You whack Fractal with a resounding BOOM, causing him to shatter into many little tiny crystal pieces!
Metroid Prime: 13/30
Wait, Pit, how can you see my private pesterlog? It was never a group chat...
I stab Hesphaetus with my Vile Blade again! He now has 2500 health left. However, he smashes me with his Fear No Anvil and I fall to the ground, unconscious. Only Daggersprite is left.
Is this Homestuck adventuring you are doing supposed to be corresponding to the Metroid Prime summon, or is it something else entirely?
(You clicked the "Public" button, bro. Nice job breaking it.)
I launch an air molecule that deals 1 damage at the godmodder. It's air, so it can't be dodged (it's air, wind will push it to him anyway), can't be blocked (for the same reason as dodging), and can't be countered (Because countering an air molecule isn't a great idea).
And if that fails, i jab him in the one place the godmodder's armor isn't helping (his helmet's not covering his face!)
Because the air is so teeny-tiny, it does nothing! However, the Godmodder is so busy laughing, he does not notice your punch! 1 damage!
I stab a syringe into Kefka's arm, healing him and adding another move to his move set.
Desperation. Deals Almighty-based damage. It deals more damage depending on how low Kefka's HP is. Deals damage to all PG-Entities except Godmodder. Deals 75% less damage to Mechs.
WARNING: MATH AHEAD
Here's the forumula for the damage.
(MaxHP - Current HP) x 1.25
Basically, if an entity were to have 40000 Max health, and they had 30000 health, it would go into the formula like this:
(40000 - 30000) x 1.25
10000 x 1.25
12500 damage to all enemy entities
But if it only had 10000 HP left, the results would be different.
(40000-10000) x 1.25
30000 x 1.25
37500 damage to all enemy entities
If you're not a math guy, get out a calculator, it might hurt your head if not.
Kefka will perform Firewall as protection.
Also, if any non-magical attack his Kefka, shouldn't it heal him due to Sadism? Like if he gets shot with a gun, he should get healed by half the damage the shot would cause?
As an attack, I throw bread at all PG entities, before throwing cleavers and onions.
Desperation will require a charge time. Sadism only heals 25%, not half! As for your attack, the food does nothing, as almost all the PG entities are flying or too tall to be properly affected! Kefka will use Firewall.
Metroid Prime: 14/30
This will either be my second-to-last or last post this round.
Daggersprite stabs Hesphaetus and mortally wounds him, but at the cost of using up all of its energy. I wake up just in time to see Hesphaetus dissolve along with Daggersprite.
I walk over and pick up Fear No Anvil, but I have no use for it, so I send it through a portal to the Godmodder. I then see a hovering Kernelsprite, and know what I must do. I jump.
Ragesprite: Hello.
You are now Ragesprite! The Godmodder receives Fear No Anvil and captchalogues pockets it in his sylladex inventory.
Twin isn't here yet! Huh. I suspect that for whatever is going to happen today, I need to be at spawn. But what if it's actually at the sidequest? Hmmm... I establish a level 1 teleporter exit at the spawn, take me AND my duplicate(who was with me at spawn) to the temple, where I establish a level 1 teleporter entrance, then I stay back, while shoving my duplicate into the arena to fight. Now, I'll have ways to account for every possibility!
As fsetfr has proven, you cannot leave the arena! This goes for your duplicate as well! You do manage to set up an Entrance at spawn, then command your duplicate to build an Exit at the temple.
--??? began pestering ectoBiologist [EB], huffPuff [HP], flightlessAngel [FA], xenTonic [XT], and etCetera [EC] at 15:40--
Be prepared.
[RD]: Prepared for what? Who are you, and why do you enter my master's world?
--??? ceased pestering all at 15:45--
{missingno was attacking fractal} Mr.Crabs comes out of nowhere and starts collecting the money droped from pay day. missingno uses pay day on fractal! I shoot anything the crowd gives to fractal before he can use it with my minishark
Money money money! Mr. Crabs gets rich quick then returns to the ocean. Fractal is dead!
If fractal is still alive, I launch a deadly diagonal cut, slicing it in half. Otherwise, I teleport to ectobiologist and slice him in half, hoping that the meteor screws up the godmodder's server.
Wait for TwinBuilder already. I know Twin said not to make more than one of these posts, but clearly a few of you didn't get the message. We've already been told we're out of posts, so stop posting.
-Health: 50/100
-Ability: Can change, create, or remove ANY BOUNDARY.
-Limitation: Respawn takes 10 pages.
-Passive:
-Anti-OP: If anything is OP'd, boundary set to de-OP the attack by making it less powerful.
-Recursion: If any boundary is OP'd, an OP'd boundary is created to de-OP the first boundary. Repeats.
-Boundary Restriction: Can't change anything involving time/post charges.
-Regeneration: Regenerates 5 health per page. Respawns at 50/100.
Lavatein swerves in midair, duplicates itself, and both fly into the pocket dimension, with a combined 20 damage to the godmodder.
Lavatein, as soon as either parts hit the Godmodder, will be auto-retrieved. Remaining duplicates will still home in to their targets. Every Lavatein will duplicate each turn it doesn't hit its target, up to a maximum of 16 separate Lavateins on the server. A 17th will lag the server to the point that it will remove all Lavatein entities, except for the original.
Warning: Please Do NOT Post. We have already reached the limit. All posts on this page will not be counted, FYI.
End-of-Turn Battle:
Ryth and Proto Man, both severely wounded, look at each other as the sky turns red and fires start randomly sprouting up. They lunge at each other, both aiming for the heart, but Proto Man is too slow: Ryth slices him in half, his circuits sizzling as he whistles his swan song. Ryth looks at the sky; it forecasts doom. He decides this server is too dangerous right now. He leaves.
Kefka uses Firewall, dealing 1,000 damage to the C and Z-Mechs Mk. II! WM7, the Titans, and the Frigates deal 9,000 damage to the Victory-Class Star Destroyer Bombard! The Control Ship and Vulture Droids deal 2,000 damage to the Sentinel, to help the Droch-Class Bording Ships out! All the AGs shake as the ground cracks beneath them, and a nearby forest's trees' leaves all fall off...
The Z-Mech Mk. II, W-Mech and the Godmodder feel a power surge through them! Together, they unleash an Ubertitanic Ray of Crits, dealing 12,000 damage to the WM7 and killing the Warhound Titans! The rest of the Mechs destroy all of the Vulture Droids! The EN-Mech also deals 5,000 damage to the Lucrehulk-Class Droid Control Ship! Even the PGs are startled by the sudden apocalyptic weather...
The Battlefield:
Mainframe Beacons: [AG] HP: 5,500/7,500. (x9.)
Kefka Palazzo: [AG] HP: 15,750/60,000.
Wily Machine 7: [AG] HP: 23,000/55,000.
UNSC Frigate 1: [AG] HP: 6,500/15,000. MAC Cannon: IIIIIIIIII ODST Drop: III
UNSC Frigate 3: [AG] HP: 11,500/15,000. MAC Cannon: IIIIIIIIII ODST Drop: III
Lucrehulk-Class Droid Control Ship: [AG] HP: 4,000/20,000.
Fractal is dead, and so the crowd boos! However, the master of the Arena declares that since you killed your opponent, you are indeed worthy, and so can enter. However, all of a sudden, every other player who did not participate in the sidequest teleports to the Temple using TT's Entrance! The arena master opens another black door, and everyone enters.
But... That's not all that happened. No, for a day like this, an anniversary, after all, you folks are expecting some action, right? Well, I'll give you action! The Godmodder looks on as an entire new section is added to the game!
Zero Hour:
The Godmodder looks on as he watches every player head into TT's Teleporter Entrance! He wonders where they could all be going... In fact, it seems that some players have been absent from the field for a while, now that the Godmodder thinks about it. He wonders where they've all gone once more... He casually looks down at his watch... and notices the date.
The Godmodder's eyes widen immensely! He calculates the angle of which the players were heading... He refers to his server-wide map... He then digs up the battlefield on instinct and sees the chest he had found there upon generating the server was opened! Which could mean only one thing.
"Oh hell no."
The Godmodder quickly abandons all lust for the current battle at hand and quickly readies his fiercest troops! Every Terror, every Mech, and of course, the crown jewel, the Anti Chuck Norris Turret Tank! He leads them onwards, ravaging the already beaten landscape, towards the... Well, I'm pretty sure you can guess. But, if he had been paying attention to the usage of the Pesterchum plugin, he may have known what would await him there...
...
Every player walks through the hallowed halls of the Temple, heading further and further underground. It's getting very hot, and the tremors they have been noticing are increasing! Eventually, everyone makes it to one last, grand, huge door! To open it, it says that one must sacrifice himself for all the others to proceed! Before anyone can volunteer, fsetfr comes out of hiding and kicks PitTheAngel into the lava! Sure enough, machinery can be heard turning, but Pit comes out unharmed. Players are invincible again!
The doors shudders open with a cacophany of loud noises, and everyone steps through to see they are in a chamber thousands of blocks wide! Dominating the chamber is a very huge pyramid! You can see that the walls of the chamber are slightly transparent, so you can slightly see what is going on on the other side! You see the skies have turned red, and the surrounding landscape is crumbling as eldritch monsters arise! You wonder what is going on... And you have no intention of climbing all the way up the staircase!
Then, a figure zips down from the top using a rocket jetpack to greet you! It is ectoBiologist! Or, as I'm sure you all know him by, John Egbert!He talks to you, again, using Pesterchum!
--ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering GodCraft [GC] at 22:58--
EB: hey! you guys made it here! EB: you look so... cubey? EB: alright, rose is telling me to hurry it up. EB: so. EB: what i guess i should be saying is EB: you're in the exact location of the meteor!
...
Uh-oh.
EB: whatever that black slab is up there at the top of this thing, it looks important! EB: maybe you should check it out? EB: here, ill help.
John uses the wind to lift everyone up to the exact top of the block pyramid! You can clearly see the carnage around now. At the top is... A rectangular black slab with geometric patterns precisely carved into it. It is hovering in the air and has some kind of shimmering aura around it.
EB: i tried breaking it with my hammers. EB: but it just bounces off of this shield-looking thing it has around it! EB: maybe one of you could try?
You realize that the only way to access the Monolith's true power must be to break it! So, you all prepare your best strikes in an attempt to attack the Monolith! But, the second you are about to, a loud noise fills your ears! An entire section of the wall of the spherical chamber is blown to bits, and you see the Anti-Chuck Norris Turret Tank, plus all the Godmodder's fleet on the other side! The Godmodder leaps in the air!
"Alright you noobs! Step away from that thing! It's server property, and if you touch it, I'll terminate your accounts!"
You freeze. This will help you, but at what cost? The Godmodder smirks. A moment's hesitation is all he needs. In an instant, he knocks you off and shatters the seal in one strike. The Monolith seperates, revealing a cube, glowing golden, at the center.
"This is it! If I break this, it will give me what I want most!"
Golden energies are spiraling throughout the room, making cracks appear in the walls. It's getting swelteringly hot. You realize John has broken connection, and all electronic weapons have malfunctioned too! Above the Monolith, a human-like shape can be seen appearing!
"YES! YES! Do you know what I want most, you noobs?"
...
"I WANT MYSELF!" What the hell? Is he insane? But then you realize the date... It's a year to the day that the Godmodder first attacked the server in the first thread! And if he wants himself... You realize what is happening too late. The room cracks, and you realize it is floating upwards slightly! Everyone stumbles. The figure flickers!
"NO!"
You look up and see a large, flaming, THING hurtling towards you, alarmingly fast! It has its own gravitational field! The thing is enormous! You realize this can only be one thing: John's meteor! You are too late, even the Godmodder is! John speaks amidst the din:
"I TRIED TO WARN YOU, POOPLORDS!"
Yes you are. You are indeed pooplords, but there's nothing you can do but brace for impact. Everything vanishes in a flash of light, as the Godmodder recoils and the summon takes form... the Monolith vanishes the instant before everything is encompassed in a flash of searing heat.
...
When everyone comes to, they see that they are at bedrock level, and that the sky is still deathly red. There is lava all around them, and fire also. You can see tons of chunks literally floating in the air as a result of the impact. Luckily, you are invincible. But John is not. You see him just barely alive. ninjatwist turns to help him. The rest see the Godmodder at the epicenter of the impact.
"It's over," John says. "We've won. The Monolith was destroyed." But then, you hear the noise of someone punching his way through rubble.
"No," the Godmodder says, grinning manically.
"You were one year too late."
You see an exact duplicate of the Godmodder, but younger, shaking himself from the rubble. This is the Godmodder, but from the first thread! And you all know what this means:
It's time travel time!
1 YEAR OF
DESTROY THE GODMODDER
12/7/12-12/7/13
The Battlefield:
Godmodder HP: 8/80(pro-godmodder))
Yes, you now have to fight the Godmodder from the first thread! I thought this would be a nice way to round off a year of godmodding. This is the Godmodder from when the Glitch had been restored. The Hexahedron restoring all data caused him to lose some HP, but in actuality, he entered a time vortex from the last remains of the glitch, causing him to appear here!
You will have to deal 3 HP to him for time to right itself, and then he will be gone. All entities are gone because they are in unloaded chunks, and you cannot teleport back there. But don't worry! They are not dead, and you will rejoin them soon enough. You cannot summon entities here, but you can do charge attacks.
As a last note, I would like it if you could postpone all current charges until the entities return.
Well, do you have what it takes to fight the first Godmodder? Let's see what you've got, and sorry to keep you waiting!
Ragesprite places a protective aura around the Godmodder that will heal him, if possible, but at least shield him from attacks. Right now, my aura is at Tier 1. It shall advance a tier each turn, unless I do something else, in which case I will be too busy to maintain its growth.
Okay! This looks like a pretty good way to celebrate! Let's defeat this guy! I summon my 100-post cannon out of nowhere(it didn't stop existing or anything), and then use it like a giant hammer to smash the godmodder! I then put it back in hammerspace, having it not count as using the charge since I didn't fire the cannon.
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If this is that time, and it still works, I fire a FLEIJA at the Godmodder, with an anti-glitch code loaded into it.
If that doesn't work, I fire a Master Spark at the Godmodder, annihilating all glitches.
The third option is to type in the chat /ban Godmodder477
If that doesn't work, I hack the server to add FML and de-glitch the server..
Otherwise, Future Lavatein is converted into a chunk anchor, and I directly charge the Godmodder with a godmodded sword also called "Lavatein" (Past Lavatein), which fixes all glitches.
If none of the above work, I throw a wide-range cluster meteorite napalm grenade at the Godmodder, destroying the glitch and dealing a pre-scaled 2 damage to the Godmodder.
If nothing else works, the ground underneath the Godmodder explodes, dealing 2 damage.
I go over with ninjatwist to help John. I give him a bunch of Healing Potions, and then I shoot at the shield around the Godmodders with my Shield Breaker 3000!
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If fractal is still alive, I launch a deadly diagonal cut, slicing it in half. Otherwise, I teleport to ectobiologist and slice him in half, hoping that the meteor screws up the godmodder's server.
You do realise that ectoBiologist is probably the only person who can help us stop the meteor, right? Might as well kiss all our AG entities goodbye.
[Insert Running Gag of me dancing offscreen because we hit the 25 post limit here]
Oh no
Character: Yukari Yakumo
-Health: 50/100
-Ability: Can change, create, or remove ANY BOUNDARY.
-Limitation: Respawn takes 10 pages.
-Passive:
-Anti-OP: If anything is OP'd, boundary set to de-OP the attack by making it less powerful.
-Recursion: If any boundary is OP'd, an OP'd boundary is created to de-OP the first boundary. Repeats.
-Boundary Restriction: Can't change anything involving time/post charges.
-Regeneration: Regenerates 5 health per page. Respawns at 50/100.
Lavatein swerves in midair, duplicates itself, and both fly into the pocket dimension, with a combined 20 damage to the godmodder.
Lavatein, as soon as either parts hit the Godmodder, will be auto-retrieved. Remaining duplicates will still home in to their targets. Every Lavatein will duplicate each turn it doesn't hit its target, up to a maximum of 16 separate Lavateins on the server. A 17th will lag the server to the point that it will remove all Lavatein entities, except for the original.
"Zero Hour approaches..."
1,666 damage!
You have connected with ectoBiologist. However, he recognizes you as a troll and blocks you!
Failed because the Z-Mech Mk. II is under the effects of the Crit Potion!
ectoBiologist knows ragingDemon is bad; he is a troll!
ectoBiologist is not in the arena with you! It appears he is somewhere else... You whack Fractal with a resounding BOOM, causing him to shatter into many little tiny crystal pieces!
Fractal killed!
You cannot, they are all dead!
1,500 damage to the W-Mech!
You cannot, Proto Man is in a duel!
Broadside-Class Cruiser KDB 1 Centurion killed!
Is this Homestuck adventuring you are doing supposed to be corresponding to the Metroid Prime summon, or is it something else entirely?
Because the air is so teeny-tiny, it does nothing! However, the Godmodder is so busy laughing, he does not notice your punch! 1 damage!
Desperation will require a charge time. Sadism only heals 25%, not half! As for your attack, the food does nothing, as almost all the PG entities are flying or too tall to be properly affected! Kefka will use Firewall.
The only exit to the arena is up, up above, and you can't fly up there!
2,000 damage to the S-Mech Mk. II!
2,000 damage to UNSC Frigate 1!
1,500 damage to the W-Mech!
You are still in the temple!
The SL-Mech is a sphere, it has no back!
You are now Ragesprite! The Godmodder receives Fear No Anvil and
captchaloguespockets it in hissylladexinventory.As fsetfr has proven, you cannot leave the arena! This goes for your duplicate as well! You do manage to set up an Entrance at spawn, then command your duplicate to build an Exit at the temple.
She has none!
All of the Pro-Godmodders are pretty big.
TwinBuilder added! He will not be able to attack though, because he is too busy on internet forums!
[/sarc]
2,000 damage!
1,500 damage to Kefka! I have accounted for Sadism.
2,000 damage to the SL-Mech!
An additional 1,000 damage to the SL-Mech!
An additional 10% boarding will be in place this turn!
The Godmodder ducks, and uses airbending to manuver the sword into your eye! You howl in pain!
You are in the temple!
Money money money! Mr. Crabs gets rich quick then returns to the ocean. Fractal is dead!
+500 HP!
End-of-Turn Battle:
Ryth and Proto Man, both severely wounded, look at each other as the sky turns red and fires start randomly sprouting up. They lunge at each other, both aiming for the heart, but Proto Man is too slow: Ryth slices him in half, his circuits sizzling as he whistles his swan song. Ryth looks at the sky; it forecasts doom. He decides this server is too dangerous right now. He leaves.
Kefka uses Firewall, dealing 1,000 damage to the C and Z-Mechs Mk. II! WM7, the Titans, and the Frigates deal 9,000 damage to the Victory-Class Star Destroyer Bombard! The Control Ship and Vulture Droids deal 2,000 damage to the Sentinel, to help the Droch-Class Bording Ships out! All the AGs shake as the ground cracks beneath them, and a nearby forest's trees' leaves all fall off...
The Z-Mech Mk. II, W-Mech and the Godmodder feel a power surge through them! Together, they unleash an Ubertitanic Ray of Crits, dealing 12,000 damage to the WM7 and killing the Warhound Titans! The rest of the Mechs destroy all of the Vulture Droids! The EN-Mech also deals 5,000 damage to the Lucrehulk-Class Droid Control Ship! Even the PGs are startled by the sudden apocalyptic weather...
The Battlefield:
Mainframe Beacons: [AG] HP: 5,500/7,500. (x9.)
Kefka Palazzo: [AG] HP: 15,750/60,000.
Wily Machine 7: [AG] HP: 23,000/55,000.
UNSC Frigate 1: [AG] HP: 6,500/15,000. MAC Cannon: IIIIIIIIII ODST Drop: III
UNSC Frigate 3: [AG] HP: 11,500/15,000. MAC Cannon: IIIIIIIIII ODST Drop: III
Lucrehulk-Class Droid Control Ship: [AG] HP: 4,000/20,000.
Droch-Class Boarding Ships: [AG] HP: 38,000/40,000. Boarding Progress: 40%.
Tartan-Class Patrol Cruisers Agility, Fantome, Attentive, Invincible, Vindictive: [PG] HP: 1,700/2,000. (x5.)
Victory-Class Star Destroyers Bombard, Subjugator, Wachtor: [PG] HP: 9,700/10,000. (x3.)
Immobilizer 418 Cruiser Sentinel: [PG] HP: 9,700/10,000.
C-Mech MK. II: [MECH] HP: 48,500/65,000. TNT Strike: IIIII Contamination: IIII
Z-Mech MK. II: [MECH] HP: 66,050/75,000. Undead Horde: IIIII
S-Mech MK. II: [MECH] HP: 62,700/80,000. Sniper Rifle: IIIII
SL-Mech: [MECH] HP: 42,700/50,000. Acid Rain: IIIII Contamination: IIII
W-Mech: [MECH] HP: 31,200/40,000. Potion Supply: 17,500/20,000. Crit Potion: IIIII
EN-Mech: [MECH] HP: 47,421/90,000. World's End: IIIII Contamination: IIII
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 77/125.
Sidequest Progress:
Fractal is dead, and so the crowd boos! However, the master of the Arena declares that since you killed your opponent, you are indeed worthy, and so can enter. However, all of a sudden, every other player who did not participate in the sidequest teleports to the Temple using TT's Entrance! The arena master opens another black door, and everyone enters.
But... That's not all that happened. No, for a day like this, an anniversary, after all, you folks are expecting some action, right? Well, I'll give you action! The Godmodder looks on as an entire new section is added to the game!
Zero Hour:
The Godmodder looks on as he watches every player head into TT's Teleporter Entrance! He wonders where they could all be going... In fact, it seems that some players have been absent from the field for a while, now that the Godmodder thinks about it. He wonders where they've all gone once more... He casually looks down at his watch... and notices the date.
The Godmodder's eyes widen immensely! He calculates the angle of which the players were heading... He refers to his server-wide map... He then digs up the battlefield on instinct and sees the chest he had found there upon generating the server was opened! Which could mean only one thing.
"Oh hell no."
The Godmodder quickly abandons all lust for the current battle at hand and quickly readies his fiercest troops! Every Terror, every Mech, and of course, the crown jewel, the Anti Chuck Norris Turret Tank! He leads them onwards, ravaging the already beaten landscape, towards the... Well, I'm pretty sure you can guess. But, if he had been paying attention to the usage of the Pesterchum plugin, he may have known what would await him there...
...
Every player walks through the hallowed halls of the Temple, heading further and further underground. It's getting very hot, and the tremors they have been noticing are increasing! Eventually, everyone makes it to one last, grand, huge door! To open it, it says that one must sacrifice himself for all the others to proceed! Before anyone can volunteer, fsetfr comes out of hiding and kicks PitTheAngel into the lava! Sure enough, machinery can be heard turning, but Pit comes out unharmed. Players are invincible again!
The doors shudders open with a cacophany of loud noises, and everyone steps through to see they are in a chamber thousands of blocks wide! Dominating the chamber is a very huge pyramid! You can see that the walls of the chamber are slightly transparent, so you can slightly see what is going on on the other side! You see the skies have turned red, and the surrounding landscape is crumbling as eldritch monsters arise! You wonder what is going on... And you have no intention of climbing all the way up the staircase!
Then, a figure zips down from the top using a rocket jetpack to greet you! It is ectoBiologist! Or, as I'm sure you all know him by, John Egbert! He talks to you, again, using Pesterchum!
--ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering GodCraft [GC] at 22:58--
EB: hey! you guys made it here!
EB: you look so... cubey?
EB: alright, rose is telling me to hurry it up.
EB: so.
EB: what i guess i should be saying is
EB: you're in the exact location of the meteor!
...
Uh-oh.
EB: whatever that black slab is up there at the top of this thing, it looks important!
EB: maybe you should check it out?
EB: here, ill help.
John uses the wind to lift everyone up to the exact top of the block pyramid! You can clearly see the carnage around now. At the top is... A rectangular black slab with geometric patterns precisely carved into it. It is hovering in the air and has some kind of shimmering aura around it.
EB: i tried breaking it with my hammers.
EB: but it just bounces off of this shield-looking thing it has around it!
EB: maybe one of you could try?
You realize that the only way to access the Monolith's true power must be to break it! So, you all prepare your best strikes in an attempt to attack the Monolith! But, the second you are about to, a loud noise fills your ears! An entire section of the wall of the spherical chamber is blown to bits, and you see the Anti-Chuck Norris Turret Tank, plus all the Godmodder's fleet on the other side! The Godmodder leaps in the air!
"Alright you noobs! Step away from that thing! It's server property, and if you touch it, I'll terminate your accounts!"
You freeze. This will help you, but at what cost? The Godmodder smirks. A moment's hesitation is all he needs. In an instant, he knocks you off and shatters the seal in one strike. The Monolith seperates, revealing a cube, glowing golden, at the center.
"This is it! If I break this, it will give me what I want most!"
Golden energies are spiraling throughout the room, making cracks appear in the walls. It's getting swelteringly hot. You realize John has broken connection, and all electronic weapons have malfunctioned too! Above the Monolith, a human-like shape can be seen appearing!
"YES! YES! Do you know what I want most, you noobs?"
...
"I WANT MYSELF!" What the hell? Is he insane? But then you realize the date... It's a year to the day that the Godmodder first attacked the server in the first thread! And if he wants himself... You realize what is happening too late. The room cracks, and you realize it is floating upwards slightly! Everyone stumbles. The figure flickers!
"NO!"
You look up and see a large, flaming, THING hurtling towards you, alarmingly fast! It has its own gravitational field! The thing is enormous! You realize this can only be one thing: John's meteor! You are too late, even the Godmodder is! John speaks amidst the din:
"I TRIED TO WARN YOU, POOPLORDS!"
Yes you are. You are indeed pooplords, but there's nothing you can do but brace for impact. Everything vanishes in a flash of light, as the Godmodder recoils and the summon takes form... the Monolith vanishes the instant before everything is encompassed in a flash of searing heat.
...
When everyone comes to, they see that they are at bedrock level, and that the sky is still deathly red. There is lava all around them, and fire also. You can see tons of chunks literally floating in the air as a result of the impact. Luckily, you are invincible. But John is not. You see him just barely alive. ninjatwist turns to help him. The rest see the Godmodder at the epicenter of the impact.
"It's over," John says. "We've won. The Monolith was destroyed." But then, you hear the noise of someone punching his way through rubble.
"No," the Godmodder says, grinning manically.
"You were one year too late."
You see an exact duplicate of the Godmodder, but younger, shaking himself from the rubble. This is the Godmodder, but from the first thread! And you all know what this means:
It's time travel time!
The Battlefield:
Godmodder HP: 8/80(pro-godmodder))
Yes, you now have to fight the Godmodder from the first thread! I thought this would be a nice way to round off a year of godmodding. This is the Godmodder from when the Glitch had been restored. The Hexahedron restoring all data caused him to lose some HP, but in actuality, he entered a time vortex from the last remains of the glitch, causing him to appear here!
You will have to deal 3 HP to him for time to right itself, and then he will be gone. All entities are gone because they are in unloaded chunks, and you cannot teleport back there. But don't worry! They are not dead, and you will rejoin them soon enough. You cannot summon entities here, but you can do charge attacks.
As a last note, I would like it if you could postpone all current charges until the entities return.
Well, do you have what it takes to fight the first Godmodder? Let's see what you've got, and sorry to keep you waiting!
BREAK OUT THE NAPALM...BOMBS.
Ragesprite places a protective aura around the Godmodder that will heal him, if possible, but at least shield him from attacks. Right now, my aura is at Tier 1. It shall advance a tier each turn, unless I do something else, in which case I will be too busy to maintain its growth.
Oh no
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An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
If that doesn't work, I fire a Master Spark at the Godmodder, annihilating all glitches.
The third option is to type in the chat /ban Godmodder477
If that doesn't work, I hack the server to add FML and de-glitch the server..
Otherwise, Future Lavatein is converted into a chunk anchor, and I directly charge the Godmodder with a godmodded sword also called "Lavatein" (Past Lavatein), which fixes all glitches.
If none of the above work, I throw a wide-range cluster meteorite napalm grenade at the Godmodder, destroying the glitch and dealing a pre-scaled 2 damage to the Godmodder.
If nothing else works, the ground underneath the Godmodder explodes, dealing 2 damage.
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TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
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