My Action: I cause any of the godmodder's summons to get nuked by his own Curse of Anti-Entity. If he does not summon anything, I try to stub the Incarnate's toe with a Portable Weath Ray, causing an insignificant amount of damage.
EXOS Action: EXOS re-activates from a secret AI backup, and realizes it lost its fleet. Luckily, the Fleetmind's Sphere Reactor is coming online.
Antimatter Torpedoes: 19 ((I used one last post.)) Reloading in progress.
==Actions==
Lothyra and the turret fire yet more lasers at the Corruption Target.
Lothyra: "Hmm. Eventually the Curse of Repetitiveness will get to us. Let me try something. I got that Spoil from Talist. Let's use it."
Lothrya then uses the Glitch Wrench against the Corruption Target. She then ubercharges the Corruption Target in a harmful way. The antiberium spreads to the Corruption Joints, dealing damage to them too.
I run onto the Right Leg, pulling out Deus Ex Machina (Noting that its namesake has indeed happened, even if it was more of a Chekov's Gun) and unleashing a Judgement into the world. I set no coherent law into it, but simply allow it a great amount of law-potential, which, of course, comes in the form of law energies. After a second, I slam, through telekinetic force, the Judgement into the Corruption Target, instilling a law into it as I do that the Corruption Target should not exist. The light of the Judgement erodes away at the Corruption Target, before the Judgement itself slams into the Corruption Target, hitting it simultaneously with both a much more concentrated antipathic effect and the searing heat of a small star.
Remember that Sharpness 9001 sword I tried to use earlier in the game, but failed? No?
Well, I have modified it to be Sharpness 9002. This already game-breaking move is boosted by a ton because of it, and a ton is pretty heavy. I then take the sword and...
...Realize that just swinging or throwing it will be useless. So instead I use the sword to construct the Sword of All Swords, that shoots swords at the Incarnate. One of these swords is the Master Sword, a sword that annihilates evil. tHIS OBVIOUSLY IS very HARMFUL TO THE iNCARNATE, AND FOR SOME REASON THIS INVERTED CAPS TEXT HURTS THE iNCARANATE EVEN MORE! I don't even know!
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I raise True Crystallum again, still in Mage Mode, calling, "Load cartridge, two shots!" Crystallum complies, another two unused cartridges firing and causing huge amounts of power to begin coursing through the staff from shaft to tip. I point the staff at the Corruption Target, flying off the leg for a second and aiming straight down as an absolutely massive ball of compressed magic builds at the staff's tip, encircled by a loop of magic. Then I suddenly disdain pure-magic attacks, and reabsorb the ball of magic, shifting to an entirely different magical style. The air in a large space is suddenly caught in an irresistible magical grip and compressed, becoming plasma as a sheath of magic forms around it. The rest of the magic from the cartridges goes to sucking in, compressing, and heating more air. I swing the staff around to point at the Oblivion Target, Crystallum dispassionately commenting "Sunspike." The magic-sheathed ball of plasma forms into more of a cone shape as it rockets downward, impacting the Oblivion Target with both massive speed and punishing, sunlike heat.
4. DELAY THE ECLIPSE/DESTROY THE INCARNATE(IF POSSIBLE)
I could probably do 4 incredibly well in one action. Ubzulla is a natural apocalypse move locker (and ice moves, but that's not important). I'm not going to right now because last turn didn't finish, and i'm not gonna risk something like that.
"GUYS! Has no one realized that the Godmodder is part of the Illuminati!?"
Many groans erupt from the players. I use these groans to my advantage, and create the ultimate groaner joke: "Ever heard the joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy."
This terrible joke makes the Incarnate facepalm with his flaming hand, which hurts his face. Even if he doesn't, immediately afterward the Incarnate is doused in extra-cheesy cheese, which traps him for a few seconds and damages him.
"GUYS ATTACK! And maybe then we can stop the Illumina-"
"SHADDUP TEH!"
";_;"
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I ponder how my health got so low... (HOW DID MY HEALTH GET SO LOW)
I frantically wrap bandages all around my body, and than plaster myself with band aids, so that I look strangely like a pink mummy.
I then teleport behind the infinite dragon 🐲 which is proven to technical be finite.
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@Engie: Infinity is not technically a number. If it was, infinity + 2 would also be a number and that would be greater than infinity, which violates the definition of infinity. Infinity * 6 = infinity. Infinity plus/minus/times/divided by any real, positive number is still infinity. If you multiply it by -1 though, you get -infinity. Also, to go from volume (liters) to mass (grams) you need to multiply by the density, not 1000. Which... leads me into my "attack"...
In an attempt to slow down the Red Dragon...
Lets say that the Red Dragon does have infinite size. Then, assuming its density is not 0 (otherwise it would be basically light), it also has infinite mass. Now, take a look at this equation... J = .5 * m * v^2 J is the energy stored in motion, m is mass, and v is velocity. Because the Red Dragon has infinite mass and infinity times any real, positive number is still infinity, then J must also be infinity. So, the Red Dragon needs an infinite amount of force to move at ANY speed. If he DOES have infinite force, then things get a little... odd... So, if the Red Dragon has infinity powerful legs/wings/magic/whatever he uses to move, then he can put infinite force behind his actions. So, our equation from above becomes... infinity = 0.5 * infinity * v^2. The problem is that both .5 and v^2 are positive, real numbers. So, ANY value for v solves this equation. This doesn't mean the Red Dragon gets to pick a number he likes and that's his speed though. It means that when he puts infinite force into moving his infinite mass, he will go at literally EVERY POSSIBLE COMBINATION OF SPEED AND DIRECTION ALL AT THE SAME TIME! He'll be moving towards Godcraft at 100 miles per hour, away from it at 60 meters per second, sideways to it at 80 kilometers per minute, and an infinite number of other possibilities all at once. He could even be going at imaginary speeds such as 647 * sqrt(-19 * sin(cot(23 + pi * ln(19tou)))) + 2i milli-fathoms per nano-baktoon at a right angle to probability and parallel to sanity. I really don't know. But, I do know that there are wayyy more directions and speeds that don't go towards Godcraft than ones that do go towards Godcraft. Milli-fathoms per nano-baktoon is the BEST unit of measurement by the way.
My stuff:
Potion of Zeus, Potion of Kitsune II, Potion of Critmist, Potion of Flares, Potion of Charring, Potion of Oblivion, and Potion of Temperature.
EVERYTHING IN THE EMPORIUM IS NOW FREE FOR ALL TO USE TO FIGHT THE INCARNATE!
In other news, the emporium has gotten over 500$. woooo... *halfhearted party blower sounds*
Total wealth = 503$ (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Just take whatever you want as long as you, a ) share and b ) use it against the Incarnate in some way. You can keep giving Wilson +2s if you like, but they'll do literally nothing except maybe give Wilson a bigger bath of gold to jump into once all is said and done.
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x1 (lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x5 (lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x1 (lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x2 (lvl 3, healing food. Not a potion)
Potion of Infusement x1 (lvl 2, magic power +)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x4 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of War II x2 (lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
Potion of Zeus x3 (lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (lvl1, armor while in water)
Potion of Moonlight x2 (lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x3 (lvl 1, more ores)
Potion of HellSun x2 (lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
Potion of Scratch II x1 (lvl 3, control time for a bit)
Potion of IMAAAAGGGGINNNNAAAATIOOONNNN II x1 (lvl 2, Now all you need is a box!)
All of you fall back and regroup... The Incarnate has beaten you all back, and all of your attempts to damage it in any way have failed miserably! You all try to attack it one final time with your most powerful weaponry, but the Incarnate's armor just absorbs anything thrown at it and then channels it back out using its chest cannon! There are cracks everywhere in the bedrock, and the entire area appears to be melted down slightly...
The Godmodder laughs again inside of the Incarnate, judging all of you while the apocalypse rages down on all sides of you! Without moving, he talks to you from the Incarnate's speakers...
GODMODDER: Just look at all of you! Nothing you do has a shot at even damaging me! GODMODDER: I'm practically invincible, and you noobs have used up all of your deus ex machinas! GODMODDER: Green Hoodie's trying to stop an end that's already happened, you've already used the FEZ, the Monolith, and the Disc, Mojang can't even help you... GODMODDER: And now I'm on my way to becoming the undisputed king of reality! GODMODDER: Alpha was right! This IS much more fun than just making people ragequit!
The Incarnate absorbs some of the red tendrils in the sky, and starts to amplify the already raw oblivion energies within into something truly devastating... All of you brace yourselves, knowing no counterattack or defense could possibly hope to best this... And since none of you have any respawns, you'll all die for real this time... Could this be it?
Suddenly, a tear in space appears! All of you, even the Godmodder, are surprised by this recent development... The Godmodder said you were all out of deus ex machinas... But could it be? Is there something left that none of you had accounted for? The tear opens up and becomes a gaping hole through which only blackness can be seen! Is it the Secret of the Void? Or something else...
"THERE HE IS!" Several people yell in unison from the portal's location. "IT'S RICHARD! AND HE'S ACTUALLY FREED THE RED DRAGON!" There are large amounts of murmurs from inside the portal... It sounds like a group of people are in there, and a large one at that! "LET'S GO SHOW HIM WHO'S BOSS!" A loud cheer resounds from the portal, and with that, a legion of people fly out, easily numbering in the hundreds! A select few of them are holding flags, with each one having a different Greek symbol on them!
Once everyone has flown out of the portal, it closes! Right as the Incarnate's oblivion laser is about to fire, the crowd pushes the laser back and causes it to prematurely explode, spreading chaos everywhere, but not towards any of you! The Incarnate, and the Godmodder, looks completely stunned... He barely recognizes anyone from the portal, but he recognizes some of them. And that alone is enough to clue him in on what's going on...
GODMODDER: What in the world are all of you doing here? You all should be DEAD! GODMODDER: I KILLED some of you, I remember doing it!
One lone voice speaks out of the legion, accusing the Godmodder. "You killed ALL of us. Every single one. Just to make sure that no one would ever hope to rival you in power." The Godmodder puts two and two together several seconds before all of you do.
GODMODDER: Hmm. Then that would mean... GODMODDER: All of you escaped?
There are murmurs of agreement from the crowd. "Yes. There was a breach in Limbo that lasted just long enough for everyone to escape. Every godmodder from all of Minecraft. Every one who you killed and sent down there. We're all back, united in the task of defeating YOU! And since we are many, we are LEGION!" The Legion of Godmodders all shouts triumphantly, raising their flags! They appear to be arranged by rank, with the most powerful ones in the front.
GODMODDER: Heheh! A challenge, then! You all can witness Minecraft's destruction, along with THESE players! Good luck trying to destroy this thing! Whatever weak spots you might find will be heavily guarded!
The Legion of Godmodders eyes the Eclipse and the carnage of the sky very uneasily... The Godmodder appears to sense this, and laughs even harder!
GODMODDER: Don't even think about trying to stop the apocalypse! With the Red Dragon on my side, I'm unstoppable! You can't fight pure destruction!
Another voice speaks up. "Maybe we can't. But we're going to try." The Godmodder just laughs even more!
GODMODDER: I like your bravery, kid! But you're going to have to try especially hard to knock me over! Let's see how well you all hold up! I can just kill you again!
The Legion of Godmodders flies down to Armageddon Hill and meets all of you. The godmodder at the front of the group's name appears to be "UserZero". They're the first one to talk. "Well, hello there, Descendants. Normally we would be all for making you ragequit, but killing Richard is our top priority at this point. And he's killed all of us, so we have a vendetta against him. We couldn't grab the Psi out from oblivion..." The group chuckles, knowing full well it's probably impossible. "...but we have a plan. So follow it with us and we might have a shot.
"Richard was right. His Incarnate does have weak points, and we should be able to target them. But it will be incredibly challenging, because knowing him, they WILL be heavily defended. Thankfully, one thing we can use to our advantage is the fact that it looks like the Incarnate has its own gravitational pull that pulls everything close to it towards its center, possibly as a way to preserve structural integrity. If we walk on the thing, its cannon and godarm can't damage us without having a risk of damaging itself.
"There appear to be six weak points: one on each leg, one on each arm, one for the chestplate, and then one for the head. Something else we can use to our advantage is that the Incarnate's running on pure godmodding energy: the power to change reality. It looks like Richard is converting the Red Dragon's infinite energy into the stuff. With each weak point we destroy, we'll gain more godmodding power ourselves that we can use to charge up our big finisher. Only one thing has ever stopped the Red Dragon, and we're going to try to channel its power."
A blue eye appears in the sky amidst the red sun, that seemingly belongs to the Red Dragon! It looks like the Red Dragon's influence and power is growing with every passing turn... The Descendants and the Legion of Godmodders ready themselves for the final battle, now that they have an actual plan!
Take a moment to listen to the real final boss music up there while you read this. Anyway, here's how the Trial is going to go!
The Incarnate is truly a massive foe, stretching into the sky and past the block limit. Its weak points are in six different areas: the Left Leg, Right Leg, Chestplate, Godarm, Right Arm, and Head! You all have to traverse the Incarnate's different zones to destroy the weak points. Every player starts out at Armageddon Hill. From there, you can go to either Leg. Then you can go to the Chestplate, which leads to the Arms and Head. You can move to three separate areas in your different posts. You can move and attack at the same time, but if you do, you have to stay in that area for the rest of the turn. Once you get to an area, you'll have to breach the defenses that guard the weak point. You can do this by attacking the good old-fashioned way, or you can find other, more hidden means... Once an area's defenses are gone, you can tap into the weak point and give the godmodding energy to the Legion of Godmodders! The Legion will be traveling around the Incarnate as well.
All of the different areas of the Incarnate attack independently of each other. The different areas can only target players and the Legion if they are in in the area. However, they can attack me or Split at any time! Each area also has a Chaos bar that can be used to augment the Incarnate's attacks. The bar has three points and starts out filled. An area can attack normally, or use one or two of the Chaos points to deal more damage than normal! However, the Chaos bar has to fill up before it can be used again. If an area uses all three of its bars, then it will malfunction and Overheat! It will not be able to attack normally, but any player in the area will be severely Burned, and the aftereffects will linger for quite some time...
In addition to this, the Incarnate has an extensive database of every entity summoned in the War so far! It contains three Entity Orbs: One on each Arm, and one on the Chestplate. Each Orb can utilize a power of any entity to augment certain areas or the Incarnate as a whole. Each Orb can utilize a different entity for minor buffs, or they can all channel the power of the same entity for bigger results! These Orbs are definitely something to watch out for... They are targetable in addition to the weak points if you want them gone!
Now, to cover the Legion. It's split up into five parts: Alphas, Betas, Gammas, Deltas, and Omegas! As you go up the chain, each group gets higher in power and defense, but there's less people in them. The Legion has the power to godmod certain attacks! They will be very useful to have on your side, and not just because of their special plan... It would be wise to keep them alive, as they will definitely be a target for the Incarnate!
As for the Red Dragon: It's thriving on the destruction that's being caused throughout GodCraft. As the turns go by and the Eclipse draws nearer, its Power will increase greatly! This will cause the Incarnate's attack power to raise as well. Its Power can also go up if me and Split are attacked, or if players or members of the Legion are killed. Be very cautious of the Red Dragon... Fighting a being of infinite power isn't exactly possible, let alone easy...
Now, get planning and get ready! The final battle begins here!
The Itinerary:
> All: Penetrate the Incarnate's various defenses to get to the weak points!
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 29/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 90%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 90%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 90%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 29/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 90%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 30/25. Has Super Armor.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
babysphee: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Generator_of_Cubes: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 31/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 30/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Corruption Target: [PG] HP: 400,000/400,000. Located near right knee. Can turn into any weapon. Has chance to inflict Corruption effect, which prevents some attacks from working.
Corruption Joints: [PG] HP: 250,000/250,000. Located on right foot. Can unleash corrupted electricity, forming a shield or shocking players.
Corruption Canister: [PG] Located in right leg. Contains godmodding energy. Guarded by Corruption Target and Joints.
Chaos Bar: III
Left Leg: (Leads to Chestplate.)
Oblivion Target: [PG] HP: 400,000/400,000. Located near left knee. Can turn into any weapon. Has chance to inflict Oblivion effect, which causes players to attack other players.
Oblivion Joints: [PG] HP: 250,000/250,000. Located on left foot. Can unleash doomed electricity, forming a shield or shocking players.
Oblivion Canister: [PG] Located in left leg. Contains godmodding energy. Guarded by Oblivion Target and Joints.
Chaos Bar: III
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 1/125. Killstreak: 86. Inside the Incarnate's Cockpit.
Curses of Anti-Charging, Anti-Entities, Anti-Alchemy, and Anti-Respawns are in effect. They CANNOT be dispelled.
My Action: I cause any of the godmodder's summons to get nuked by his own Curse of Anti-Entity. If he does not summon anything, I try to stub the Incarnate's toe with a Portable Weath Ray, causing an insignificant amount of damage.
EXOS Action: EXOS re-activates from a secret AI backup, and realizes it lost its fleet. Luckily, the Fleetmind's Sphere Reactor is coming online.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 9/9 Filled!
Final Planet Express Ship: 10/11
Antimatter Buster Nuke: Not used.
Tiny Antimatter Canisters: 10
Antimatter Torpedoes: 19 ((I used one last post.)) Reloading in progress.
==Actions==
Lothyra and the turret fire yet more lasers at the Corruption Target.
Lothyra: "Hmm. Eventually the Curse of Repetitiveness will get to us. Let me try something. I got that Spoil from Talist. Let's use it."
Lothrya then uses the Glitch Wrench against the Corruption Target. She then ubercharges the Corruption Target in a harmful way. The antiberium spreads to the Corruption Joints, dealing damage to them too.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Turn 1/3.
Thaumonomitron && Magic Cueball = Thaumic Oracle 8/11.
I run onto the Right Leg, pulling out Deus Ex Machina (Noting that its namesake has indeed happened, even if it was more of a Chekov's Gun) and unleashing a Judgement into the world. I set no coherent law into it, but simply allow it a great amount of law-potential, which, of course, comes in the form of law energies. After a second, I slam, through telekinetic force, the Judgement into the Corruption Target, instilling a law into it as I do that the Corruption Target should not exist. The light of the Judgement erodes away at the Corruption Target, before the Judgement itself slams into the Corruption Target, hitting it simultaneously with both a much more concentrated antipathic effect and the searing heat of a small star.
0rigin Point.
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Remember that Sharpness 9001 sword I tried to use earlier in the game, but failed? No?
Well, I have modified it to be Sharpness 9002. This already game-breaking move is boosted by a ton because of it, and a ton is pretty heavy. I then take the sword and...
...Realize that just swinging or throwing it will be useless. So instead I use the sword to construct the Sword of All Swords, that shoots swords at the Incarnate. One of these swords is the Master Sword, a sword that annihilates evil. tHIS OBVIOUSLY IS very HARMFUL TO THE iNCARNATE, AND FOR SOME REASON THIS INVERTED CAPS TEXT HURTS THE iNCARANATE EVEN MORE! I don't even know!
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YouTube Poop Essence && Spadinner Blaster = The Dumper (5/9)
Essence of Random Phrases && Fully Factual Facts DVD && Digital Designs 9918Z = The RIB (7/7)
Action: Planning
I begin to plan my attacks for this trial. I pull out a laptop, go to random.org and acquire my list of alchemies in a scrambled order. Here we go...
Turn 2/3.
Thaumonomitron && Magic Cueball = Thaumic Oracle 9/11.
I raise True Crystallum again, still in Mage Mode, calling, "Load cartridge, two shots!" Crystallum complies, another two unused cartridges firing and causing huge amounts of power to begin coursing through the staff from shaft to tip. I point the staff at the Corruption Target, flying off the leg for a second and aiming straight down as an absolutely massive ball of compressed magic builds at the staff's tip, encircled by a loop of magic. Then I suddenly disdain pure-magic attacks, and reabsorb the ball of magic, shifting to an entirely different magical style. The air in a large space is suddenly caught in an irresistible magical grip and compressed, becoming plasma as a sheath of magic forms around it. The rest of the magic from the cartridges goes to sucking in, compressing, and heating more air. I swing the staff around to point at the Oblivion Target, Crystallum dispassionately commenting "Sunspike." The magic-sheathed ball of plasma forms into more of a cone shape as it rockets downward, impacting the Oblivion Target with both massive speed and punishing, sunlike heat.
Full Drive 8/10.
0rigin Point.
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And then suddenly, the Button comes to a stop. No more pressers remain.
THE BUTTON HAS DIED.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Alright, current Battle Orders still in place at the moment.
BATTLE ORDERS:
1. DISTRIBUTE MEDIGUNS/BUFF ITEMS/BUFF MEDIGUNS, BUILD UBERCHARGES, SPAM HEALING BATTLE TECHNIQUES(IF POSSIBLE)
2. GIVE ALL PLAYERS MAX ARMOR/HEALTH IF POSSIBLE, DISTRIBUTE OLD ARMOR ALCHEMIES IF AG(SINCE WE'RE AT MAX ARMOR)
3. DISTRIBUTE SHIELDING ALCHEMIES, SPAM SHIELDS
4. DELAY THE ECLIPSE/DESTROY THE INCARNATE(IF POSSIBLE)
5. WAIT FOR REINFORCEMENTS
...Alright nobody's reading this anyways, /null this sucker
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I could probably do 4 incredibly well in one action. Ubzulla is a natural apocalypse move locker (and ice moves, but that's not important). I'm not going to right now because last turn didn't finish, and i'm not gonna risk something like that.
"GUYS! Has no one realized that the Godmodder is part of the Illuminati!?"
Many groans erupt from the players. I use these groans to my advantage, and create the ultimate groaner joke: "Ever heard the joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy."
This terrible joke makes the Incarnate facepalm with his flaming hand, which hurts his face. Even if he doesn't, immediately afterward the Incarnate is doused in extra-cheesy cheese, which traps him for a few seconds and damages him.
"GUYS ATTACK! And maybe then we can stop the Illumina-"
"SHADDUP TEH!"
";_;"
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I ponder how my health got so low... (HOW DID MY HEALTH GET SO LOW)
I frantically wrap bandages all around my body, and than plaster myself with band aids, so that I look strangely like a pink mummy.
I then teleport behind the infinite dragon 🐲 which is proven to technical be finite.
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@Piono: Astria has left the TARDIS control room, not sure if she feels comfortable with all these people.
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Oh no
Guys? Did the godmodder kill Twinbuilder? He said he would update our objectives tomorrow yesterday, and yet is not here today to update it.
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@Engie: Infinity is not technically a number. If it was, infinity + 2 would also be a number and that would be greater than infinity, which violates the definition of infinity. Infinity * 6 = infinity. Infinity plus/minus/times/divided by any real, positive number is still infinity. If you multiply it by -1 though, you get -infinity. Also, to go from volume (liters) to mass (grams) you need to multiply by the density, not 1000. Which... leads me into my "attack"...
In an attempt to slow down the Red Dragon...
Lets say that the Red Dragon does have infinite size. Then, assuming its density is not 0 (otherwise it would be basically light), it also has infinite mass. Now, take a look at this equation... J = .5 * m * v^2 J is the energy stored in motion, m is mass, and v is velocity. Because the Red Dragon has infinite mass and infinity times any real, positive number is still infinity, then J must also be infinity. So, the Red Dragon needs an infinite amount of force to move at ANY speed. If he DOES have infinite force, then things get a little... odd... So, if the Red Dragon has infinity powerful legs/wings/magic/whatever he uses to move, then he can put infinite force behind his actions. So, our equation from above becomes... infinity = 0.5 * infinity * v^2. The problem is that both .5 and v^2 are positive, real numbers. So, ANY value for v solves this equation. This doesn't mean the Red Dragon gets to pick a number he likes and that's his speed though. It means that when he puts infinite force into moving his infinite mass, he will go at literally EVERY POSSIBLE COMBINATION OF SPEED AND DIRECTION ALL AT THE SAME TIME! He'll be moving towards Godcraft at 100 miles per hour, away from it at 60 meters per second, sideways to it at 80 kilometers per minute, and an infinite number of other possibilities all at once. He could even be going at imaginary speeds such as 647 * sqrt(-19 * sin(cot(23 + pi * ln(19tou)))) + 2i milli-fathoms per nano-baktoon at a right angle to probability and parallel to sanity. I really don't know. But, I do know that there are wayyy more directions and speeds that don't go towards Godcraft than ones that do go towards Godcraft. Milli-fathoms per nano-baktoon is the BEST unit of measurement by the way.
My stuff:
Potion of Zeus, Potion of Kitsune II, Potion of Critmist, Potion of Flares, Potion of Charring, Potion of Oblivion, and Potion of Temperature.
The Silicon SteamPunker &&& Bottled Hosi Fire &&& battery = Blinding Light DONE
Could I please get a description paragraph for this thingy-mo-bob?
HMAS ship stuff on my next post...
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
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All of you fall back and regroup... The Incarnate has beaten you all back, and all of your attempts to damage it in any way have failed miserably! You all try to attack it one final time with your most powerful weaponry, but the Incarnate's armor just absorbs anything thrown at it and then channels it back out using its chest cannon! There are cracks everywhere in the bedrock, and the entire area appears to be melted down slightly...
The Godmodder laughs again inside of the Incarnate, judging all of you while the apocalypse rages down on all sides of you! Without moving, he talks to you from the Incarnate's speakers...
GODMODDER: Just look at all of you! Nothing you do has a shot at even damaging me!
GODMODDER: I'm practically invincible, and you noobs have used up all of your deus ex machinas!
GODMODDER: Green Hoodie's trying to stop an end that's already happened, you've already used the FEZ, the Monolith, and the Disc, Mojang can't even help you...
GODMODDER: And now I'm on my way to becoming the undisputed king of reality!
GODMODDER: Alpha was right! This IS much more fun than just making people ragequit!
The Incarnate absorbs some of the red tendrils in the sky, and starts to amplify the already raw oblivion energies within into something truly devastating... All of you brace yourselves, knowing no counterattack or defense could possibly hope to best this... And since none of you have any respawns, you'll all die for real this time... Could this be it?
Suddenly, a tear in space appears! All of you, even the Godmodder, are surprised by this recent development... The Godmodder said you were all out of deus ex machinas... But could it be? Is there something left that none of you had accounted for? The tear opens up and becomes a gaping hole through which only blackness can be seen! Is it the Secret of the Void? Or something else...
"THERE HE IS!" Several people yell in unison from the portal's location. "IT'S RICHARD! AND HE'S ACTUALLY FREED THE RED DRAGON!" There are large amounts of murmurs from inside the portal... It sounds like a group of people are in there, and a large one at that! "LET'S GO SHOW HIM WHO'S BOSS!" A loud cheer resounds from the portal, and with that, a legion of people fly out, easily numbering in the hundreds! A select few of them are holding flags, with each one having a different Greek symbol on them!
Once everyone has flown out of the portal, it closes! Right as the Incarnate's oblivion laser is about to fire, the crowd pushes the laser back and causes it to prematurely explode, spreading chaos everywhere, but not towards any of you! The Incarnate, and the Godmodder, looks completely stunned... He barely recognizes anyone from the portal, but he recognizes some of them. And that alone is enough to clue him in on what's going on...
GODMODDER: What in the world are all of you doing here? You all should be DEAD!
GODMODDER: I KILLED some of you, I remember doing it!
One lone voice speaks out of the legion, accusing the Godmodder. "You killed ALL of us. Every single one. Just to make sure that no one would ever hope to rival you in power." The Godmodder puts two and two together several seconds before all of you do.
GODMODDER: Hmm. Then that would mean...
GODMODDER: All of you escaped?
There are murmurs of agreement from the crowd. "Yes. There was a breach in Limbo that lasted just long enough for everyone to escape. Every godmodder from all of Minecraft. Every one who you killed and sent down there. We're all back, united in the task of defeating YOU! And since we are many, we are LEGION!" The Legion of Godmodders all shouts triumphantly, raising their flags! They appear to be arranged by rank, with the most powerful ones in the front.
GODMODDER: Heheh! A challenge, then! You all can witness Minecraft's destruction, along with THESE players! Good luck trying to destroy this thing! Whatever weak spots you might find will be heavily guarded!
The Legion of Godmodders eyes the Eclipse and the carnage of the sky very uneasily... The Godmodder appears to sense this, and laughs even harder!
GODMODDER: Don't even think about trying to stop the apocalypse! With the Red Dragon on my side, I'm unstoppable! You can't fight pure destruction!
Another voice speaks up. "Maybe we can't. But we're going to try." The Godmodder just laughs even more!
GODMODDER: I like your bravery, kid! But you're going to have to try especially hard to knock me over! Let's see how well you all hold up! I can just kill you again!
The Legion of Godmodders flies down to Armageddon Hill and meets all of you. The godmodder at the front of the group's name appears to be "UserZero". They're the first one to talk. "Well, hello there, Descendants. Normally we would be all for making you ragequit, but killing Richard is our top priority at this point. And he's killed all of us, so we have a vendetta against him. We couldn't grab the Psi out from oblivion..." The group chuckles, knowing full well it's probably impossible. "...but we have a plan. So follow it with us and we might have a shot.
"Richard was right. His Incarnate does have weak points, and we should be able to target them. But it will be incredibly challenging, because knowing him, they WILL be heavily defended. Thankfully, one thing we can use to our advantage is the fact that it looks like the Incarnate has its own gravitational pull that pulls everything close to it towards its center, possibly as a way to preserve structural integrity. If we walk on the thing, its cannon and godarm can't damage us without having a risk of damaging itself.
"There appear to be six weak points: one on each leg, one on each arm, one for the chestplate, and then one for the head. Something else we can use to our advantage is that the Incarnate's running on pure godmodding energy: the power to change reality. It looks like Richard is converting the Red Dragon's infinite energy into the stuff. With each weak point we destroy, we'll gain more godmodding power ourselves that we can use to charge up our big finisher. Only one thing has ever stopped the Red Dragon, and we're going to try to channel its power."
A blue eye appears in the sky amidst the red sun, that seemingly belongs to the Red Dragon! It looks like the Red Dragon's influence and power is growing with every passing turn... The Descendants and the Legion of Godmodders ready themselves for the final battle, now that they have an actual plan!
How To Play:
Take a moment to listen to the real final boss music up there while you read this. Anyway, here's how the Trial is going to go!
The Incarnate is truly a massive foe, stretching into the sky and past the block limit. Its weak points are in six different areas: the Left Leg, Right Leg, Chestplate, Godarm, Right Arm, and Head! You all have to traverse the Incarnate's different zones to destroy the weak points. Every player starts out at Armageddon Hill. From there, you can go to either Leg. Then you can go to the Chestplate, which leads to the Arms and Head. You can move to three separate areas in your different posts. You can move and attack at the same time, but if you do, you have to stay in that area for the rest of the turn. Once you get to an area, you'll have to breach the defenses that guard the weak point. You can do this by attacking the good old-fashioned way, or you can find other, more hidden means... Once an area's defenses are gone, you can tap into the weak point and give the godmodding energy to the Legion of Godmodders! The Legion will be traveling around the Incarnate as well.
All of the different areas of the Incarnate attack independently of each other. The different areas can only target players and the Legion if they are in in the area. However, they can attack me or Split at any time! Each area also has a Chaos bar that can be used to augment the Incarnate's attacks. The bar has three points and starts out filled. An area can attack normally, or use one or two of the Chaos points to deal more damage than normal! However, the Chaos bar has to fill up before it can be used again. If an area uses all three of its bars, then it will malfunction and Overheat! It will not be able to attack normally, but any player in the area will be severely Burned, and the aftereffects will linger for quite some time...
In addition to this, the Incarnate has an extensive database of every entity summoned in the War so far! It contains three Entity Orbs: One on each Arm, and one on the Chestplate. Each Orb can utilize a power of any entity to augment certain areas or the Incarnate as a whole. Each Orb can utilize a different entity for minor buffs, or they can all channel the power of the same entity for bigger results! These Orbs are definitely something to watch out for... They are targetable in addition to the weak points if you want them gone!
Now, to cover the Legion. It's split up into five parts: Alphas, Betas, Gammas, Deltas, and Omegas! As you go up the chain, each group gets higher in power and defense, but there's less people in them. The Legion has the power to godmod certain attacks! They will be very useful to have on your side, and not just because of their special plan... It would be wise to keep them alive, as they will definitely be a target for the Incarnate!
As for the Red Dragon: It's thriving on the destruction that's being caused throughout GodCraft. As the turns go by and the Eclipse draws nearer, its Power will increase greatly! This will cause the Incarnate's attack power to raise as well. Its Power can also go up if me and Split are attacked, or if players or members of the Legion are killed. Be very cautious of the Red Dragon... Fighting a being of infinite power isn't exactly possible, let alone easy...
Now, get planning and get ready! The final battle begins here!
The Itinerary:
> All: Penetrate the Incarnate's various defenses to get to the weak points!
> All: Destroy the Incarnate's Entity Orbs!
> All: Help defend the Legion of Godmodders!
> All: Help defend Build!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVV. EXODUS .VArmageddon Hill:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 4,209,500/8,000,000. (Gains +500,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 12
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 90%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 90%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 29/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 90%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 30/25. Has Super Armor.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
babysphee: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Generator_of_Cubes: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 31/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 30/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 25/20.
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 8/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 25/25.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 30/25.
K4yne: [N] HP: 25/25.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Split: [N] HP: 236,500/250,000. Weapon Mode: Contrivance. Temporal Piano: II Organ Grinder: II Anthem: II
Build: [AG] HP: 250,000/250,000. Slowing the Eclipse.
League of Godmodders: [AG] Alphas: 100/100 HP. (x500.) Betas: 100/100 HP. (x250.) Gammas: 100/100 HP. (x100.) Deltas: 100/100 HP. (x50.) Omegas: 100/100 HP. (x10.) Can godmod attacks. Secret Charge: IIIIIIIII 0%.
THE RED DRAGON: [PG] Forwarding the Eclipse. Impact: IIIIIIIIIIIIIII 13 turns. Power: 5%.
THE INCARNATE: [FINAL BOSS]
Combed Hair: [PG] HP: 300,000/300,000. Can shoot armor-piercing razor blades at foes.
Eyes: [PG] HP: 200,000/200,000. (x2.) Can shoot lasers and pierce players with their evil glare, stunning them.
Scarred Metal: [PG] HP: 500,000/500,000. Blocks attacks.
Majestic Beard: [PG] HP: 300,000/300,000. Can open up to reveal [REDACTED] Can godmod attacks.
Scar: [PG] Contains godmodding energy. Blocked by Scarred Metal and Majestic Beard.
Chaos Bar: III
Godarm: (Leads to Chestplate.)
Left Shoulder: [PG] HP: 300,000/300,000. Can open up to guard Godarm Tip and reveal Oblivion Buster.
Oblivion Buster: [PG] HP: 250,000/250,000. Fires missiles at foes. Can be used every other turn.
Godarm: [PG] HP: 400,000/400,000. Can turn into any weapon. Circles of energy can godmod attacks.
Godarm Tip: [PG] Contains godmodding energy. Guarded by Godarm and Left Shoulder.
Entity Orb 1: [PG] HP: 500,000/500,000. Below left shoulder. Current Entity: None.
Chaos Bar: III
Right Arm: (Leads to Chestplate.)
Right Shoulder: [PG] HP: 300,000/300,000. Can open up to guard Wrist Joint and reveal Corruption Buster.
Corruption Buster: [PG] HP: 250,000/250,000. Fires lasers at foes. Can be used every other turn.
Omega Mechanism: [PG] HP: 400,000/400,000. Hand can detach and fly around. Circle of energy can godmod attacks.
Wrist Joint: [PG] Contains godmodding energy. Guarded by Omega Mechanism and Right Shoulder.
Entity Orb 2: [PG] HP: 500,000/500,000. Below right shoulder. Current Entity: None.
Chaos Bar: III
Chestplate: (Leads to all other Areas.)
Breastplates: [PG] HP: 250,000/250,000. (x2.) Can open up to reveal [REDACTED]
Metal Plates: [PG] HP: 100,000/100,000. (x8.) Block attacks. Can open up to reveal [REDACTED]
Superlaser: [PG] Contains godmodding energy. Can unleash devastating attacks. Guarded by Breastplates and Metal Plates.
Entity Orb 3: [PG] HP: 500,000/500,000. Inside Superlaser. Current Entity: None.
Chaos Bar: III
Right Leg: (Leads to Chestplate.)
Corruption Target: [PG] HP: 400,000/400,000. Located near right knee. Can turn into any weapon. Has chance to inflict Corruption effect, which prevents some attacks from working.
Corruption Joints: [PG] HP: 250,000/250,000. Located on right foot. Can unleash corrupted electricity, forming a shield or shocking players.
Corruption Canister: [PG] Located in right leg. Contains godmodding energy. Guarded by Corruption Target and Joints.
Chaos Bar: III
Left Leg: (Leads to Chestplate.)
Oblivion Target: [PG] HP: 400,000/400,000. Located near left knee. Can turn into any weapon. Has chance to inflict Oblivion effect, which causes players to attack other players.
Oblivion Joints: [PG] HP: 250,000/250,000. Located on left foot. Can unleash doomed electricity, forming a shield or shocking players.
Oblivion Canister: [PG] Located in left leg. Contains godmodding energy. Guarded by Oblivion Target and Joints.
Chaos Bar: III
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 1/125. Killstreak: 86. Inside the Incarnate's Cockpit.
Curses of Anti-Charging, Anti-Entities, Anti-Alchemy, and Anti-Respawns are in effect. They CANNOT be dispelled.
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (PitTheAngel)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (5l1n65h07)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY(TehEpicNinja9001)
Molten Processor: IIII READY (Pokefan151)
Infinity Blade: II READY [4K] (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Prism: III READY (TehEpicNinja9001)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (Fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: ...IS OVER. (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Netpatham)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Fseftr)
Silver Eye: III READY (crystalcat)
Table Leg: III READY (Irecreeper)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Red Scale: III DISABLED (engie_ninja)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (Irecreeper)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (insert_generic_username)
Necro Smasher: III READY (engie_ninja)
Black Matter Gun: IIII READY (crystalcat)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Talist)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (gutza1)
Hard-Light Gun: III CHARGING (ProofofconcepT)
Oblivion's Topper: III READY (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII READY (The_Serpent)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII CHARGING (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
12 Hog Slop
19 Elf Tears
15 Pie Filling
10 Weasel Snot
Entry Log 5/31/1901
Sigma Moder's Research no.583
The research on the device we have recovered is spectacular!
We have never been able to recover a sentiment this complete!
We will bring many improvements in the name of Godmodding!
I am exited to see what this secrets this device has in store for us.!
Signing out.
"ALRIGHT! I suggest we split into teams to either attack the Incarnate or defend Build and the Legion! With that said, Imma attack the legs!"
I pull out a massive hammer and use its bone/robot/leg shattering power to smash the Corruption Joints.
My sig got screwed up because of a forum glitch and I'm too lazy to go find the banners to fix it.
So here's a cool server id; Runic-Moon.uk.to
What? How did the Deus Ex Godmodder Squad bypass the Curse of Anti-Entity?
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I use a shotgun!
my profile picture is robbie rotten + doomguy
They're godmodders. I told you they could bypass it, remember?