I seem to glow with what looks like a rainbow aura, and one could hear faint airhorn blasts coming from somewhere. I open my eyes in a dramatic fashion, and unleash the pure essence...of MLG.
"...FOR REAL, SON!"
All heck breaks loose. Again. The Incarnate's ears are bombarded with annoying little kids and CoD fans yelling things like "OOH BABY A TRIPLE!" "GET NOSCOPED!" "OMG THIS IS JUST LIKE THE OTHER DAY!" Torrents of Mountain Dew flood the area around the Incarnate and burn it's/his/xe's skin like an acid. A literal hurricane of Doritos fly out of my hand and, in a fiery spectacle, soar around the Incarnate before embedding themselves in his face. I then take out an ENORMOUS sniper rifle, and unleash the Barrage of One Million Quickscopers, before ending it by drawing a giant glowing triangle in the sky, making a circle in the center, and say in a robotic voice...
"The whole time I knew. It should have been obvious. The computer hacking, trying to destroy the universe...The GM-no, the Incarnate-can only be one thing..."
A dramatic pause...
"GODMODDER IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!"
The triangle shines as bright as a super nova before exploding with the force of one, dousing the Incarnate in the essence of MLG while not harming my teammates, because teamkilling is for scrublords. As the aura dissipates, I look around and smile.
"Get rekt noob."
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I raise Deus Ex Machina once again, privately hoping that the alchemy's namesake will occur soon. A ring of Correspondence symbols forms around it and begins rotating, faster and faster. Another forms around the first, before I whirl the cane and toss the ring of symbols at Build. They land around him, floating in the air, and blaze with a gold-green light, empowering his link to the Green Sun. Of course, this may be a stopgap measure, but I think he needs all the help he can get.
Next, I raise True Crystallum, the Staff flashing in and setting it to Mage Mode. Time for a stress-test of these enhancements. The cartridges load, six sliding into the revolver chamber before I call, "Load cartridge, one shot!" Crystallum, seemingly feeling like a reference herself, responds "Jawohl!", one cartridge of compressed magic firing off and causing the staff to faintly warm up from its stored power. I point the staff at the Incarnate, a massive magic circle springing up around my feet. A ball of incredibly compressed magic builds at the end of the staff, more swirling in from the ambient magic in the air as the turbine boost system spins up. In the last moment before the magic is released, I call "Mage's Buster, Destruction Shift! FIRE!" A lance of purple magic, easily a foot in radius and rod-straight with the sheer power contained within, rockets at the Incarnate and impacts with an explosion of irresistible force. Well, normally irresistible at least.
Biumbra teleports into V's private pocket dimension, finding the halflander holding a spray bottle labeled with a picture of what appears to be a purple cyclopean woodlouse held in chains.
U2: The excrement haz hit the whirlybird!!
V: Yeah. There are much more of them than last season. Grab a spray can, and help me keep them out!
U2: It"z not the endermitez. It"z Rick. He"z back!!
V: Rick?
U2: Yez, Rick!! And he haz zome zort of herobrine thing going on. And he alzo haz zummoned zome kind of primeval horror that haz begun wrecking placez. And he haz conztructed himzelf a human robot.
I give Biumbra an intense staredown before escaping to the side, and leaping out of the pocket dimension. Gazing upon Incarnate, I throw down my hat in disgust, rapidly grabbing it before it lands onto the flaming ground. I then run over to the Alchemiter taking out the Cerebredust, a pendant depicting the Eye of Providence and a small nugget of gold.
Eye of Providence Pendant && Cerebredust && Gold Nugget
V: It doesn't wok. Rick...
Whorp!
I rapidly throw the can of Anti-Endermite Sprayâ„¢ at Incarnate before teleporting back into the Pocket dimension, finding Biumbra trying to drown several Endermites in ink.
V: You're right. It's a [G0RILLA] inferno out there. Rick has also sabotaged the Alchemiter.
I pick up the blueprint for a Portable Soul Manipulator (name not final, looking onto the picture of an Eye of Providence Pendant in the corner. The pendant's eye seems to be on fire, the fire having been covered in small black dots of ink representing Nightmare Fuel.
V: That is the most powerful component of them all. And guess when the Alchemiter was sabotaged.
U2: That can"t be good. But if you can"t make more alchemiez, you"ll have to rely on the onez that you already have.
V: And if there's an inferno raging out there, you have to extinguish it.
I take out a Name Tag that I took from The Renamer, and run over to what appears to be a small, turquoise, spiked mini-mecha with a duo of cannons protruding from it's shoulders. I place the Name tag onto the surface of the mini-mecha, take out a Scribe's Wand, and hope for the best.
Ψ-Mech Mk. A >=Renamer=< The Extinguisher
-Mech Mk. A >=Renamer=< The Extinguisher
V: Biumbra, I have a task for you.
U2: What??
V: There's a place. They give out free potions. There's one that could probably help me.
U2: I have heard about it.
Wwhorp!!
Biumbra appears in the Alchemy Emporium, looking around for a shopkeeper before grabbing a Splash Potion of Aquaphobia and a Potion of Imagination II
Ink Timore 7/8
Indigo Psiichip 3/6
Talist, is anyone currently in the Emporium? Could you describe the place?
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $340
Battlefield: I give both Build and Split some lapis armour, which just happen to feature a large HMASBC logo.
+2 to Wilson
Leftovers AND Focus Sash AND Life Orb AND Charm AND Azure Essence 8/11
Erelye Doll AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 8/11
Map of the Multiverse AND Twitch Logo AND Tablet AND Azure Essence 3/11
Leela : "Oh lord. How do damage it? Wait. The dimensional jump! We could use it to ignore his armor entirely. Wait. Now that I've said that he probably heard about it."
Fry: "Well I still have that time resetter from the time we got engaged ((That was the second series finale. Just so Twin knows.))."
Amy: "And Farnsworth said that he modified it to go back in time any number of seconds before a minute. We could use it and only the user will know about our discoveries!"
Fry hands Leela the Time Button from "Meanwhile." She uses it to travel back to right before she came up with the idea. Her past self is replaced by the time traveling version. Assume that the Time Button works just like John's retcon powers.
Leela: "I think I know. But I'm not telling anyone. Now, time to blow some space rocks to smithereens."
Lothyra (from a communications channel): "Don't do that. The rocks will just split apart and cause multiple, still devastating explosions. That's why nuking an asteroid like in Armageddon doesn't work. You're turning a rifle bullet into a shotgun blast."
Jeb: "Actually do blow them up."
Lothyra: "Jeb? You can contact us?"
Jeb: "Yeah. I'm using HAL as a proxy. Now, let me explain. The reason why you should turn one big blast into a bunch of smaller ones is because we want to prevent the bedrock from cracking even more. It can handle multiple, spread-out blasts, but a large force concentrated on a single point will damage it. Think of it as a bed of nails. One nail will pierce your skin, but a ton of them spread the force of your weight out evenly."
Lothyra: "Huh. I actually didn't think of that. Well, thanks Jeb."
Jeb: "You're welcome, Loth."
Leela then flies up into the sky and fires a laser barrage at various meteorites. Fry also fires the turret at them.
Back at Apocalypse Hill, Farnsworth hammerspaces a device.
Farnsworth: "I will now activate this force shield generator that a built a while ago."
Bender (speaking Gru from Despicable Me's accent): "I will now sit on the toilet."
He spawns it on the ground, hooks it up to a Mini Tokamak, and activates it. A stereotypical blue glowing shield surrounds Apocalypse Hill, protecting the players from attack. However, they can still head out and come back in. Think of it as giving all of the players a one-shot shield against an attack by the Incarnate. Zoidberg overheals another player already not overhealed with Universal Power. Bender drinks lots of beers. Lothyra and HAL are just looking at the Incarnate, observing its abilities and attack patterns, looking for vulnerabilities. Then TehEpicNinja9001 makes his MLG attack.
Lothyra: "There's one thing you forgot, Ninja."
She pulls out a blue-shard.
Lothyra: "Gotta go fast."
Oh god it's a Shard of Sanic. It suddenly flies out of her hands and rockets toward the Incarnate with Sanic speed.
Shard: "YOU'RE TOO SLOW!"
It starts circling the Incarnate at 0.9c, which is having trouble targeting the Shard.
Shard: "CUMON STEP IT UP!"
It them slams into the Incarnate's Godarm at relativistic speeds. A massive explosion infused with pure Sanic energies hits the Godarm. However, the shard is destroyed.
Ships start drifting in. Perhaps they are preparing something, but for the moment they stay cloaked in Improbability.
((I am now differentiating by first letter, just FYI.))
Message to the Anachron:
A>H3, we need to kill the Moon. Go. But try not to hit me or Build or Split. Or anyone else up there.
Message to the TARDIS:
A>Get the heck out of here, unless you want to die. Or are a Nevadian. Seriously, if you're not combat-capable against the primal force of destruction, you should not be here. This unit will stay here, and potentially pilot the ship should Bad Things Happen.
An Omega-Class Fabricator materializes inside the TARDIS. (Note that this does not mean a larger fabricator per se, but a better one. And this one is the top of the line.)
A>I really do appreciate time shenanigans speeding up production on these...
==Meanwhile, someplace the Red Dragon can't reach==
H2>>Good grief, the production is rushing on and it still looks like it might not be enough.
A>It's necessary.
A>There's an apocalypse going on, in case you hadn't noticed.
H +++Indeed. The Chances Of Success Are Marginal. However, There Is A Rincewind Running Around. He Tends To Inadvertently Resolve Everything He Comes Across By Running Away. It Might Work This Time As Well. Though, This Is Not His Home Universe We Are Talking About. And The Narrative Is Inactive. This Poses What One Might Call A Problem.+++
==On The Ground==
The Sano Concept Diffusers activate, passively healing all Players. They also have built-in HALI shielding. As in, the stuff I am about to elaborate upon.
Furthermore, all HALI arrays find players and shield them. As I have completely unreasonable amounts of them, and they are Solar-Powered, and magic, they should hold up.
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
"Crap, I also forgot 420 Blaze It. Oh well, drugs are bad anyway."
I then proceed to play THE MOST EPIC BOSS MUSIC EVER
I then use the epic organs from the song to fire an organ blast at the Incarnate, then stab the Incarnate with exactly 186,234.75 rapiers. That had to hurt.
My Action: I note that reinforcements cannot arrive until the Curse of Anti-Entity is dispelled (as reinforcements would be entities). I then point out that I just dispelled those curses because the Godmodder forgot to cast the Curse of Curse Removal to stop the dispelling of curses. Thus, reinforcements can now arrive.
EXOS Action: I teraport in my combat fleet, which consists of several dozen battleplates and innumerable battleships, all about 1000km from the mech. They are all armed with Weath Rays to punch through whatever the Incarnate uses for armor. The instant each ship arrives, it fires its Weath Ray into the Incarnate, punching into its armor, and through it to hit internal systems. After the initial volley, the battleships begin random-walking teraports to evade incoming return fire while continuing to fire secondary weapons through the holes in armor produced by the Weath Rays. The battleplates on the other hand, sit there and use super-heavy shielding to force the mech to fire at least its tertiary weapons to bring them down, and position themselves to act as a barrier to protect the Players from incoming fire (a few attacks on players are blocked by a literal wall of Battleplates). Note that these are not entities and should not be treated as such (besides, the mech will kill them quickly anyways).
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Then I teleport straight at the mech, and pound the ground. The mech flies up into the air, as I unleash huge blasts of arcane energy. I then find a vulnerable section of the armor, and drive my dagger straight into the metal. I swiftly teleport away and run as it fires at me
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I pull out a small, unadorned flash drive and a slick metal tube. After finding a relatively flat spot, I set up the tube and plug the flash drive in, uploading the program of the original Nano Bot Swarm. A small collection of MK-Miner nanobots venture forth into the world to collect materials and bring them back to home base, which are then made into MK-Paladin nanobots. The home base makes millions of these little things all to serve as life bar extensions for a few players. Maybe they'll be able to take a hit. All these nanobots shouldn't be counted as entities.
My stuff:
Potion of Zeus, Potion of Kitsune II, Potion of Critmist, Potion of Flares, Potion of Charring, Potion of Oblivion, and Potion of Temperature.
EVERYTHING IN THE EMPORIUM IS NOW FREE FOR ALL TO USE TO FIGHT THE INCARNATE! HEY! IF SOMEONE WANTS ARMOR, THERE IS THE SPECTRA'S CHESTPLATE IN THE EQUIPMENT SECTION. Engie? K4yne? Maniac? Proof? Serpent? Maybe? Just fight the Incarnate with it please.
Total wealth = 497$ (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Just take whatever you want as long as you, a ) share and b ) use it against the Incarnate in some way. You can keep giving Wilson +2s if you like, but they'll do literally nothing except maybe give Wilson a bigger bath of gold to jump into once all is said and done.
Kelpie's Blade x1 (lvl 7 weapon)
Spectra's Chestplate (lvl 5 colorful armor)
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x2 (lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x5 (lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x1 (lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x2 (lvl 3, healing food. Not a potion)
Potion of Infusement x1 (lvl 2, magic power +)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x4 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of War II x2 (lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
Potion of Zeus x3 (lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (lvl1, armor while in water)
Potion of Moonlight x2 (lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x3 (lvl 1, more ores)
Potion of HellSun x2 (lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
Potion of Scratch II x1 (lvl 3, control time for a bit)
Potion of IMAAAAGGGGINNNNAAAATIOOONNNN II x2 (lvl 2, Now all you need is a box!)
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I take a potion of magic from the emporium and drink it.
I use the hard light gun to shield myself.
I charge at the godmodder, and he turns around to unleash his powers on me. After the smoke from the destruction clears, I am entirely gone. Little does he know that I teleported onto a cliff overlooking the bedrock. I pull out my trusty voidmetal staff and swing it around. As the dust clears, the staff flies out of my hand and impales the mech. I teleport back, and drive it deeper into the beast. The staff teleports back into my hand. My staff begins glowing, as I unleash a chain of attacks, and finish by walking the mech right in the head. You can hear the baseball bat sound from smash as it connects. The godmodder flies three feet. Your stronger than I thought...
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I wait for Biumbra, at the same time cleaning The Extinguisher.
V: I really need to do something about all this ink.
V: Wait... I have an idea.
A small rift opens up above Incarnate's left eye, releasing a large amount of SCP-505-1 and several drowned endermite corpses onto the mech.
V then begins to scavenge his pocket dimension for potions.
Biumbra examines Kelpie's Blade and Spectra's Chestplate.
Ink Timore Complete!
Indigo Psiichip 4/6
Twin, could you please give me a list and description of all the potions that I have alchemized. The ones that I remember are the the Potions of Night, Honey, Restoration and Remodeling.
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Man, I'm in super try hard mode what with doing all three posts. Twin will be rewarding creative attacks, right? This might work. ULTIMATE HEARTHSTONE ATTACK DEFENCE, ACTIVATE!!!
(Note: in Hearthstone, most cards cost various amounts of mana to play. Not enough mana, can't play it. You can have a maximum of 10 mana at any given time and cannot have more than 2 of any card in your deck. But you can get more copies through other cards in game)
I play out 2 Armorsmiths, then play an Echo of Mideev I conveniently got from Nefarian last turn and for some reason the Incarnate counts as a mage. Echo of Mideev puts a copy of each minion you have in play into your hand. This means I have two Armorsmiths in hand. Then I pull the two I have on the board back into my hand with two Time Rewinders I just "happened" to get. The turn ends. I play Emperor Thaurusan and give him stealth with a Finicky Cloak Field I happened to have. This means he doesn't die at the end of the turn. And, every time you end your turn with Thaurusan in play, he reduces the mana cost of all cards in your hand by one. The next turn, I play all four of my Armorsmiths back out and play a Deathlord and an Unstable Ghoul. Normally, they would cost 2 mana each (3 for Deathlord), but Thaurusan reduced that to 1. Then, I play Coin + Bouncing Blade and madness happens. What an Armorsmith does is whenever an allied minion takes damage, it gives you 1 point of armor. And now Bouncing Blade deals 1 damage to a random minion. If that minion survives, it hits another random minion and so on until one dies. So thanks to having 4 Armorsmiths, whenever the blade deals damage, I gain 4 points of armor. And because everything else has been going so well, the Bouncing Blade works perfectly for me, setting all 7 of my minions to 1 HP before killing the Unstable Ghoul, which then explodes and kills all my other minions. Thus, I gain 128 armor. I share whatever is left with everyone else after the OP scale has had a slash at it.
My stuff:
Potion of Zeus, Potion of Kitsune II, Potion of Critmist, Potion of Flares, Potion of Charring, Potion of Oblivion, and Potion of Temperature.
EVERYTHING IN THE EMPORIUM IS NOW FREE FOR ALL TO USE TO FIGHT THE INCARNATE! HEY! IF SOMEONE WANTS ARMOR, THERE IS THE SPECTRA'S CHESTPLATE IN THE EQUIPMENT SECTION. Engie? K4yne? Maniac? Proof? Serpent? Maybe? Just fight the Incarnate with it please.
Total wealth = 497$ (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Just take whatever you want as long as you, a ) share and b ) use it against the Incarnate in some way. You can keep giving Wilson +2s if you like, but they'll do literally nothing except maybe give Wilson a bigger bath of gold to jump into once all is said and done.
Kelpie's Blade x1 (lvl 7 weapon)
Spectra's Chestplate (lvl 5 colorful armor)
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x1 (lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x5 (lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x1 (lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x2 (lvl 3, healing food. Not a potion)
Potion of Infusement x1 (lvl 2, magic power +)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x4 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of War II x2 (lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
Potion of Zeus x3 (lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (lvl1, armor while in water)
Potion of Moonlight x2 (lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x3 (lvl 1, more ores)
Potion of HellSun x2 (lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
Potion of Scratch II x1 (lvl 3, control time for a bit)
Potion of IMAAAAGGGGINNNNAAAATIOOONNNN II x1 (lvl 2, Now all you need is a box!)
Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (lvl 3, burning cuts)
Potion of Crimson x3 (lvl 1, bleed)
Potion of Fear x2 (lvl 1, fear)
Splash Potion of Aquaphopia x0 (lvl 2, water=pain)
Splash Corruption Potion x2 (lvl 1, glitch)
Splash potion of Temperature II x2 (lvl 5, fire and ice cuts)
Extended Splash potion of Charring x2 (lvl 5, unhealing cuts)
Splash Potion of Oblivion II x2 (lvl 5, Life stealing cuts)
The Silicon SteamPunker &&& Bottled Hosi Fire &&& battery = Blinding Light DONE
The pain... wasting two alchemy slots... so... painful...
@NinjaV: Technically, if you teleported to the Alchemy Emporium right now, you'd fall through the void and die because the building was demolished during this final battle. Right now, everything in the Alchemy Emporium is in Wilson's ender pouch. And Wilson himself is currently lying unconscious on the floor of the Tardis due to the rage of the Red Dragon's awakening. I have reasons planned for why exactly it hit him so hard that I honestly didn't think I'd have to use. But, consistency to the story I haven't even told yet is somewhat important. This is probably the most obscure foreshadowing I've done so far because I've referenced it only once before, nearly 10 months ago, and then you'd have to make some rather insane guesses. You can still take anything you like from the Emporium though.
Kelpie's Blade: A throwing knife infused with the powers of water and justice. Named after the legendary sea unicorn pokemon Keldeo which is named after a mythical creature called Kelpie. I think.
Spectra's Chestplate: Iron armor that arcs with flames of an endless number of colors, burning those who get close and protecting against attacks.
I stare upwards. Hm. Nope. Nope. Nope... Hmm. A fairly sizeable one, and it's actually a solid one this time... Eh, this'll have to do. A gray tendril rockets into the sky, unhindered by happenings around it, out into a space that hadn't even been generated. It forces through the formation of a tiny land, through impossibility, deep into the process of creation. And then, it waits. Slowly, surely, an entire planet generates around the end of the tendril. This planet, in particular, is exactly what I need it to be - solid, large, and expendable. Well, no, not really expendable. There's currently a population of over 12 billion humanoid creatures who were generated to live on it, but really, they were a casualty of war. The Red Dragon would have likely destroyed them had I not. The tendril spikes outwards, obtaining a firm grip on the planet, then curves to align it in a certain direction, and yanks hard. The planet, scratching the upper limit of solid planet sizes as it is, suddenly feels itself lurch. The tendril keeps pulling, dragging the planet out of it's orbit, so it should really be called a meteor now. It's one hell of a meteor. Dragged through an asteroid belt, that only becomes more true, as the ex-planet is pelted with more rocks, crashing down onto the surface. Thankfully, the indigenous creatures are killed quickly. They aren't going to be trying anything foolish. The meteor picks up speed, moving faster and faster, gaining momentum, gaining power. It smashes through so many other solid planets, which break apart and rapidly, through my manipulations, add to the mass. A few other populated ones do get in the way, but they're helpless, so they end up being destroyed too. Eh. Not large populations. 3 billion, 7 billion, 4.4 billion... Insignificant numbers compared to what's at stake. At the skies of Godcraft, anyone looking up will notice the ex-planet meteor come into view, unless they are 100% blind. There's not really an easy way to miss something that big. Funnily enough, a few vestiges of civilization can still be seen on the ruined meteor. A couple buildings, here and there. Some unlucky satellites. They all mean nothing at this point. Used, by a creature they could never hope to fully comprehend, in a war that nobody could ever hope to fully understand. I focus, intensely, guiding the meteor to where I want it to go. It enters the atmosphere, becoming a meteorite. This planet, through what it has been through, has become the single largest meteorite that ever existed. And it lands right on top of the INCARNATE.
GENOCIDE DUNK
Godcraft is dwarfed completely by the sheer size of my chosen meteorite. However, the former seems to be locked in place, so it does not move. Unfortunately for the Godmodder, moving the planet wasn't my intention. An enormous dust cloud kicks up where the planet-meteor-meteorite landed, obscuring the vision of all. Hmm. Actually, that may be problematic.
"Disperse."
That's better. The clouds clear out, revealing a supermassive hole, with the INCARNATE in the exact center. It does not look quite as pristine as it started off as. Why did it not fire on the meteor the moment it saw it? Quite simple. The gunnery jammed. I jammed it myself. With slam jams. Anyway, that's not the important part. The important part is, the INCARNATE has not come out of that attack sitting pretty in the slightest.
I, despite having been the closest one to my own attack, have not even been scratched by it.
I turn my attention to the moon rocks, and with a majestic flick of the wrist, toss one piece of bacon at the sky.
But it is no ordinary bacon. It is...
The Baconborn.
*Skyrim music plays* Yes, it is the most amazing piece of bacon in the world. As it collides with the first moon rock, the rock crumbles to dust. The rocks behind it start crumbling, but not completely. I then eat the spare, normal piece of bacon in my pocket.
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"It's going down..."
I seem to glow with what looks like a rainbow aura, and one could hear faint airhorn blasts coming from somewhere. I open my eyes in a dramatic fashion, and unleash the pure essence...of MLG.
"...FOR REAL, SON!"
All heck breaks loose. Again. The Incarnate's ears are bombarded with annoying little kids and CoD fans yelling things like "OOH BABY A TRIPLE!" "GET NOSCOPED!" "OMG THIS IS JUST LIKE THE OTHER DAY!" Torrents of Mountain Dew flood the area around the Incarnate and burn it's/his/xe's skin like an acid. A literal hurricane of Doritos fly out of my hand and, in a fiery spectacle, soar around the Incarnate before embedding themselves in his face. I then take out an ENORMOUS sniper rifle, and unleash the Barrage of One Million Quickscopers, before ending it by drawing a giant glowing triangle in the sky, making a circle in the center, and say in a robotic voice...
"The whole time I knew. It should have been obvious. The computer hacking, trying to destroy the universe...The GM-no, the Incarnate-can only be one thing..."
A dramatic pause...
"GODMODDER IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!"
The triangle shines as bright as a super nova before exploding with the force of one, dousing the Incarnate in the essence of MLG while not harming my teammates, because teamkilling is for scrublords. As the aura dissipates, I look around and smile.
"Get rekt noob."
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Turn 2/3.
Thaumonomitron && Magic Cueball = Thaumic Oracle 6/11.
Thaumic Crystal && Mystic Focusing Crystal = Mystic Focuser 5/5 COMPLETE
Fifth Wall-Breaking Magic && Simple Crystal Orb = The Sight-Beyond 5/6
I raise Deus Ex Machina once again, privately hoping that the alchemy's namesake will occur soon. A ring of Correspondence symbols forms around it and begins rotating, faster and faster. Another forms around the first, before I whirl the cane and toss the ring of symbols at Build. They land around him, floating in the air, and blaze with a gold-green light, empowering his link to the Green Sun. Of course, this may be a stopgap measure, but I think he needs all the help he can get.
Next, I raise True Crystallum, the Staff flashing in and setting it to Mage Mode. Time for a stress-test of these enhancements. The cartridges load, six sliding into the revolver chamber before I call, "Load cartridge, one shot!" Crystallum, seemingly feeling like a reference herself, responds "Jawohl!", one cartridge of compressed magic firing off and causing the staff to faintly warm up from its stored power. I point the staff at the Incarnate, a massive magic circle springing up around my feet. A ball of incredibly compressed magic builds at the end of the staff, more swirling in from the ambient magic in the air as the turbine boost system spins up. In the last moment before the magic is released, I call "Mage's Buster, Destruction Shift! FIRE!" A lance of purple magic, easily a foot in radius and rod-straight with the sheer power contained within, rockets at the Incarnate and impacts with an explosion of irresistible force. Well, normally irresistible at least.
Full Drive 7/10.
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Post I
Wwhorp!!
Biumbra teleports into V's private pocket dimension, finding the halflander holding a spray bottle labeled with a picture of what appears to be a purple cyclopean woodlouse held in chains.
U2: The excrement haz hit the whirlybird!!
V: Yeah. There are much more of them than last season. Grab a spray can, and help me keep them out!
U2: It"z not the endermitez. It"z Rick. He"z back!!
V: Rick?
U2: Yez, Rick!! And he haz zome zort of herobrine thing going on. And he alzo haz zummoned zome kind of primeval horror that haz begun wrecking placez. And he haz conztructed himzelf a human robot.
I give Biumbra an intense staredown before escaping to the side, and leaping out of the pocket dimension. Gazing upon Incarnate, I throw down my hat in disgust, rapidly grabbing it before it lands onto the flaming ground. I then run over to the Alchemiter taking out the Cerebredust, a pendant depicting the Eye of Providence and a small nugget of gold.
Eye of Providence Pendant && Cerebredust && Gold NuggetV: It doesn't wok. Rick...
Whorp!
I rapidly throw the can of Anti-Endermite Sprayâ„¢ at Incarnate before teleporting back into the Pocket dimension, finding Biumbra trying to drown several Endermites in ink.
V: You're right. It's a [G0RILLA] inferno out there. Rick has also sabotaged the Alchemiter.
I pick up the blueprint for a Portable Soul Manipulator (name not final, looking onto the picture of an Eye of Providence Pendant in the corner. The pendant's eye seems to be on fire, the fire having been covered in small black dots of ink representing Nightmare Fuel.
V: That is the most powerful component of them all. And guess when the Alchemiter was sabotaged.
U2: That can"t be good. But if you can"t make more alchemiez, you"ll have to rely on the onez that you already have.
V: And if there's an inferno raging out there, you have to extinguish it.
I take out a Name Tag that I took from The Renamer, and run over to what appears to be a small, turquoise, spiked mini-mecha with a duo of cannons protruding from it's shoulders. I place the Name tag onto the surface of the mini-mecha, take out a Scribe's Wand, and hope for the best.
Ψ-Mech Mk. A >=Renamer=< The Extinguisher
-Mech Mk. A >=Renamer=< The Extinguisher
V: Biumbra, I have a task for you.
U2: What??
V: There's a place. They give out free potions. There's one that could probably help me.
U2: I have heard about it.
Wwhorp!!
Biumbra appears in the Alchemy Emporium, looking around for a shopkeeper before grabbing a Splash Potion of Aquaphobia and a Potion of Imagination II
Ink Timore 7/8
Indigo Psiichip 3/6
Talist, is anyone currently in the Emporium? Could you describe the place?
Maniac, do you also have a character named Umbra?
Trickster Essence && Grimdark Essence && PS4 && Nether Reactor Core || Card Deck = Infernal Deck (Level 6: 3/7)
Cosmic Whole Blade && Illuminati && λΣ Fragment && Portal Gun && Cheat Engine = Oculus Blade (Level 10: 3/11)
Quantum Armor && Deflector Shields && Exanite && Avast! Antivirus && Disguise Kit = Antinite Armor (Level 10: 3/11)
I'll be making my great escape now!
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $340
Battlefield: I give both Build and Split some lapis armour, which just happen to feature a large HMASBC logo.
+2 to Wilson
Leftovers AND Focus Sash AND Life Orb AND Charm AND Azure Essence 8/11
Erelye Doll AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 8/11
Map of the Multiverse AND Twitch Logo AND Tablet AND Azure Essence 3/11
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 5/9
Final Planet Express Ship: 6/11
==Actions==
Fr0m th3 r3sults 0f y0ur v0ll3y 1 assum3 that th3 arm0r 0f th3 1ncarnat3 1s 1mmun3 t0 trad1t10nal attacks. M0r3 r3s3arch 1s r3qu1r3d.
Leela : "Oh lord. How do damage it? Wait. The dimensional jump! We could use it to ignore his armor entirely. Wait. Now that I've said that he probably heard about it."
Fry: "Well I still have that time resetter from the time we got engaged ((That was the second series finale. Just so Twin knows.))."
Amy: "And Farnsworth said that he modified it to go back in time any number of seconds before a minute. We could use it and only the user will know about our discoveries!"
Fry hands Leela the Time Button from "Meanwhile." She uses it to travel back to right before she came up with the idea. Her past self is replaced by the time traveling version. Assume that the Time Button works just like John's retcon powers.
Leela: "I think I know. But I'm not telling anyone. Now, time to blow some space rocks to smithereens."
Lothyra (from a communications channel): "Don't do that. The rocks will just split apart and cause multiple, still devastating explosions. That's why nuking an asteroid like in Armageddon doesn't work. You're turning a rifle bullet into a shotgun blast."
Jeb: "Actually do blow them up."
Lothyra: "Jeb? You can contact us?"
Jeb: "Yeah. I'm using HAL as a proxy. Now, let me explain. The reason why you should turn one big blast into a bunch of smaller ones is because we want to prevent the bedrock from cracking even more. It can handle multiple, spread-out blasts, but a large force concentrated on a single point will damage it. Think of it as a bed of nails. One nail will pierce your skin, but a ton of them spread the force of your weight out evenly."
Lothyra: "Huh. I actually didn't think of that. Well, thanks Jeb."
Jeb: "You're welcome, Loth."
Leela then flies up into the sky and fires a laser barrage at various meteorites. Fry also fires the turret at them.
Back at Apocalypse Hill, Farnsworth hammerspaces a device.
Farnsworth: "I will now activate this force shield generator that a built a while ago."
Bender (speaking Gru from Despicable Me's accent): "I will now sit on the toilet."
He spawns it on the ground, hooks it up to a Mini Tokamak, and activates it. A stereotypical blue glowing shield surrounds Apocalypse Hill, protecting the players from attack. However, they can still head out and come back in. Think of it as giving all of the players a one-shot shield against an attack by the Incarnate. Zoidberg overheals another player already not overhealed with Universal Power. Bender drinks lots of beers. Lothyra and HAL are just looking at the Incarnate, observing its abilities and attack patterns, looking for vulnerabilities. Then TehEpicNinja9001 makes his MLG attack.
Lothyra: "There's one thing you forgot, Ninja."
She pulls out a blue-shard.
Lothyra: "Gotta go fast."
Oh god it's a Shard of Sanic. It suddenly flies out of her hands and rockets toward the Incarnate with Sanic speed.
Shard: "YOU'RE TOO SLOW!"
It starts circling the Incarnate at 0.9c, which is having trouble targeting the Shard.
Shard: "CUMON STEP IT UP!"
It them slams into the Incarnate's Godarm at relativistic speeds. A massive explosion infused with pure Sanic energies hits the Godarm. However, the shard is destroyed.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Ships start drifting in. Perhaps they are preparing something, but for the moment they stay cloaked in Improbability.
((I am now differentiating by first letter, just FYI.))
Message to the Anachron:
A>H3, we need to kill the Moon. Go. But try not to hit me or Build or Split. Or anyone else up there.
Message to the TARDIS:
A>Get the heck out of here, unless you want to die. Or are a Nevadian. Seriously, if you're not combat-capable against the primal force of destruction, you should not be here. This unit will stay here, and potentially pilot the ship should Bad Things Happen.
An Omega-Class Fabricator materializes inside the TARDIS. (Note that this does not mean a larger fabricator per se, but a better one. And this one is the top of the line.)
A>I really do appreciate time shenanigans speeding up production on these...
==Meanwhile, someplace the Red Dragon can't reach==
H2>>Good grief, the production is rushing on and it still looks like it might not be enough.
A>It's necessary.
A>There's an apocalypse going on, in case you hadn't noticed.
H +++Indeed. The Chances Of Success Are Marginal. However, There Is A Rincewind Running Around. He Tends To Inadvertently Resolve Everything He Comes Across By Running Away. It Might Work This Time As Well. Though, This Is Not His Home Universe We Are Talking About. And The Narrative Is Inactive. This Poses What One Might Call A Problem.+++
==On The Ground==
The Sano Concept Diffusers activate, passively healing all Players. They also have built-in HALI shielding. As in, the stuff I am about to elaborate upon.
Furthermore, all HALI arrays find players and shield them. As I have completely unreasonable amounts of them, and they are Solar-Powered, and magic, they should hold up.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
"Crap, I also forgot 420 Blaze It. Oh well, drugs are bad anyway."
I then proceed to play THE MOST EPIC BOSS MUSIC EVER
I then use the epic organs from the song to fire an organ blast at the Incarnate, then stab the Incarnate with exactly 186,234.75 rapiers. That had to hurt.
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After my amazing display of bombing things that happened last post, i take deep breath and uber pionoplayer.
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No Joke
UBER: 12 Charges 3 IN USE
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Sigh... Guess I might as well pick up some of Ire's slack here.
BATTLE ORDERS:
1. DISTRIBUTE MEDIGUNS/BUFF ITEMS/BUFF MEDIGUNS, BUILD UBERCHARGES, SPAM HEALING BATTLE TECHNIQUES(IF POSSIBLE)
2. GIVE ALL PLAYERS MAX ARMOR/HEALTH IF POSSIBLE, DISTRIBUTE OLD ARMOR ALCHEMIES IF AG(SINCE WE'RE AT MAX ARMOR)
3. DISTRIBUTE SHIELDING ALCHEMIES, SPAM SHIELDS
4. DELAY THE ECLIPSE/DESTROY THE INCARNATE(IF POSSIBLE)
5. WAIT FOR REINFORCEMENTS
I then throw a rock at the Incarnate. I then reveal it is in fact... just a rock. I'm saving the more powerful stuff for later.
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
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My Action: I note that reinforcements cannot arrive until the Curse of Anti-Entity is dispelled (as reinforcements would be entities). I then point out that I just dispelled those curses because the Godmodder forgot to cast the Curse of Curse Removal to stop the dispelling of curses. Thus, reinforcements can now arrive.
EXOS Action: I teraport in my combat fleet, which consists of several dozen battleplates and innumerable battleships, all about 1000km from the mech. They are all armed with Weath Rays to punch through whatever the Incarnate uses for armor. The instant each ship arrives, it fires its Weath Ray into the Incarnate, punching into its armor, and through it to hit internal systems. After the initial volley, the battleships begin random-walking teraports to evade incoming return fire while continuing to fire secondary weapons through the holes in armor produced by the Weath Rays. The battleplates on the other hand, sit there and use super-heavy shielding to force the mech to fire at least its tertiary weapons to bring them down, and position themselves to act as a barrier to protect the Players from incoming fire (a few attacks on players are blocked by a literal wall of Battleplates). Note that these are not entities and should not be treated as such (besides, the mech will kill them quickly anyways).
I wave my voidmetal staff and attempt to heal someone with low health.
Then I teleport straight at the mech, and pound the ground. The mech flies up into the air, as I unleash huge blasts of arcane energy. I then find a vulnerable section of the armor, and drive my dagger straight into the metal. I swiftly teleport away and run as it fires at me
I bandage myself to try and restore some health
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I pull out a small, unadorned flash drive and a slick metal tube. After finding a relatively flat spot, I set up the tube and plug the flash drive in, uploading the program of the original Nano Bot Swarm. A small collection of MK-Miner nanobots venture forth into the world to collect materials and bring them back to home base, which are then made into MK-Paladin nanobots. The home base makes millions of these little things all to serve as life bar extensions for a few players. Maybe they'll be able to take a hit. All these nanobots shouldn't be counted as entities.
My stuff:
Potion of Zeus, Potion of Kitsune II, Potion of Critmist, Potion of Flares, Potion of Charring, Potion of Oblivion, and Potion of Temperature.
The Silicon SteamPunker &&& Bottled Hosi Fire &&& battery = Blinding Light 10/11
The pain... wasting two alchemy slots... so... painful...
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There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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I take a potion of magic from the emporium and drink it.
I use the hard light gun to shield myself.
I charge at the godmodder, and he turns around to unleash his powers on me. After the smoke from the destruction clears, I am entirely gone. Little does he know that I teleported onto a cliff overlooking the bedrock. I pull out my trusty voidmetal staff and swing it around. As the dust clears, the staff flies out of my hand and impales the mech. I teleport back, and drive it deeper into the beast. The staff teleports back into my hand. My staff begins glowing, as I unleash a chain of attacks, and finish by walking the mech right in the head. You can hear the baseball bat sound from smash as it connects. The godmodder flies three feet. Your stronger than I thought...
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Talist. The Alchemy Emporium has a guest. Please check my last post.
/Null
>This is Argus, to all spacebound units.
>TAKE OUT THE BLOODY MOON ROCKS!
>SERIOUSLY!
</null>
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Post II
I wait for Biumbra, at the same time cleaning The Extinguisher.
V: I really need to do something about all this ink.
V: Wait... I have an idea.
A small rift opens up above Incarnate's left eye, releasing a large amount of SCP-505-1 and several drowned endermite corpses onto the mech.
V then begins to scavenge his pocket dimension for potions.
Biumbra examines Kelpie's Blade and Spectra's Chestplate.
Ink Timore Complete!
Indigo Psiichip 4/6
Twin, could you please give me a list and description of all the potions that I have alchemized. The ones that I remember are the the Potions of Night, Honey, Restoration and Remodeling.
Man, I'm in super try hard mode what with doing all three posts. Twin will be rewarding creative attacks, right? This might work. ULTIMATE HEARTHSTONE
ATTACKDEFENCE, ACTIVATE!!!(Note: in Hearthstone, most cards cost various amounts of mana to play. Not enough mana, can't play it. You can have a maximum of 10 mana at any given time and cannot have more than 2 of any card in your deck. But you can get more copies through other cards in game)
I play out 2 Armorsmiths, then play an Echo of Mideev I conveniently got from Nefarian last turn and for some reason the Incarnate counts as a mage. Echo of Mideev puts a copy of each minion you have in play into your hand. This means I have two Armorsmiths in hand. Then I pull the two I have on the board back into my hand with two Time Rewinders I just "happened" to get. The turn ends. I play Emperor Thaurusan and give him stealth with a Finicky Cloak Field I happened to have. This means he doesn't die at the end of the turn. And, every time you end your turn with Thaurusan in play, he reduces the mana cost of all cards in your hand by one. The next turn, I play all four of my Armorsmiths back out and play a Deathlord and an Unstable Ghoul. Normally, they would cost 2 mana each (3 for Deathlord), but Thaurusan reduced that to 1. Then, I play Coin + Bouncing Blade and madness happens. What an Armorsmith does is whenever an allied minion takes damage, it gives you 1 point of armor. And now Bouncing Blade deals 1 damage to a random minion. If that minion survives, it hits another random minion and so on until one dies. So thanks to having 4 Armorsmiths, whenever the blade deals damage, I gain 4 points of armor. And because everything else has been going so well, the Bouncing Blade works perfectly for me, setting all 7 of my minions to 1 HP before killing the Unstable Ghoul, which then explodes and kills all my other minions. Thus, I gain 128 armor. I share whatever is left with everyone else after the OP scale has had a slash at it.
My stuff:
Potion of Zeus, Potion of Kitsune II, Potion of Critmist, Potion of Flares, Potion of Charring, Potion of Oblivion, and Potion of Temperature.
The Silicon SteamPunker &&& Bottled Hosi Fire &&& battery = Blinding Light DONE
The pain... wasting two alchemy slots... so... painful...
@NinjaV: Technically, if you teleported to the Alchemy Emporium right now, you'd fall through the void and die because the building was demolished during this final battle. Right now, everything in the Alchemy Emporium is in Wilson's ender pouch. And Wilson himself is currently lying unconscious on the floor of the Tardis due to the rage of the Red Dragon's awakening. I have reasons planned for why exactly it hit him so hard that I honestly didn't think I'd have to use. But, consistency to the story I haven't even told yet is somewhat important. This is probably the most obscure foreshadowing I've done so far because I've referenced it only once before, nearly 10 months ago, and then you'd have to make some rather insane guesses. You can still take anything you like from the Emporium though.
Kelpie's Blade: A throwing knife infused with the powers of water and justice. Named after the legendary sea unicorn pokemon Keldeo which is named after a mythical creature called Kelpie. I think.
Spectra's Chestplate: Iron armor that arcs with flames of an endless number of colors, burning those who get close and protecting against attacks.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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I stare upwards. Hm. Nope. Nope. Nope... Hmm. A fairly sizeable one, and it's actually a solid one this time... Eh, this'll have to do. A gray tendril rockets into the sky, unhindered by happenings around it, out into a space that hadn't even been generated. It forces through the formation of a tiny land, through impossibility, deep into the process of creation. And then, it waits. Slowly, surely, an entire planet generates around the end of the tendril. This planet, in particular, is exactly what I need it to be - solid, large, and expendable. Well, no, not really expendable. There's currently a population of over 12 billion humanoid creatures who were generated to live on it, but really, they were a casualty of war. The Red Dragon would have likely destroyed them had I not. The tendril spikes outwards, obtaining a firm grip on the planet, then curves to align it in a certain direction, and yanks hard. The planet, scratching the upper limit of solid planet sizes as it is, suddenly feels itself lurch. The tendril keeps pulling, dragging the planet out of it's orbit, so it should really be called a meteor now. It's one hell of a meteor. Dragged through an asteroid belt, that only becomes more true, as the ex-planet is pelted with more rocks, crashing down onto the surface. Thankfully, the indigenous creatures are killed quickly. They aren't going to be trying anything foolish. The meteor picks up speed, moving faster and faster, gaining momentum, gaining power. It smashes through so many other solid planets, which break apart and rapidly, through my manipulations, add to the mass. A few other populated ones do get in the way, but they're helpless, so they end up being destroyed too. Eh. Not large populations. 3 billion, 7 billion, 4.4 billion... Insignificant numbers compared to what's at stake. At the skies of Godcraft, anyone looking up will notice the ex-planet meteor come into view, unless they are 100% blind. There's not really an easy way to miss something that big. Funnily enough, a few vestiges of civilization can still be seen on the ruined meteor. A couple buildings, here and there. Some unlucky satellites. They all mean nothing at this point. Used, by a creature they could never hope to fully comprehend, in a war that nobody could ever hope to fully understand. I focus, intensely, guiding the meteor to where I want it to go. It enters the atmosphere, becoming a meteorite. This planet, through what it has been through, has become the single largest meteorite that ever existed. And it lands right on top of the INCARNATE.
GENOCIDE DUNK
Godcraft is dwarfed completely by the sheer size of my chosen meteorite. However, the former seems to be locked in place, so it does not move. Unfortunately for the Godmodder, moving the planet wasn't my intention. An enormous dust cloud kicks up where the planet-meteor-meteorite landed, obscuring the vision of all. Hmm. Actually, that may be problematic.
"Disperse."
That's better. The clouds clear out, revealing a supermassive hole, with the INCARNATE in the exact center. It does not look quite as pristine as it started off as. Why did it not fire on the meteor the moment it saw it? Quite simple. The gunnery jammed. I jammed it myself. With slam jams. Anyway, that's not the important part. The important part is, the INCARNATE has not come out of that attack sitting pretty in the slightest.
I, despite having been the closest one to my own attack, have not even been scratched by it.
Like I just said.
Death.
Is not.
An option.
For me.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I turn my attention to the moon rocks, and with a majestic flick of the wrist, toss one piece of bacon at the sky.
But it is no ordinary bacon. It is...
The Baconborn.
*Skyrim music plays* Yes, it is the most amazing piece of bacon in the world. As it collides with the first moon rock, the rock crumbles to dust. The rocks behind it start crumbling, but not completely. I then eat the spare, normal piece of bacon in my pocket.
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