1 bottle of beer on the wall, 1 bottle of beer. You take on down and what do you get, 0 bottles of beer on the wall... Dang it! Now I'll have to start over again. 75 bottles of beer on the wall, 75 bottles of beer. You take on down and what do you get, 74 bottles of beer on the wall...
Zoidberg heals Lothyra and Erelye with Universal Power.
Still wearing the outfit that clashes horribly with everything, my drone nods in response to Blue's final comment, then turn, with some amusement, to gaze back into the past to watch Erelye vivisect Eric.
"Heh. Now that, I'll be committing to memory on how to do."
I chuckle to myself, an unpleasant kind of chuckle.
"I think I'll avoid weighing in on my eldritch opinion, since that debacle seems to be over now."
>This is the most entirely STUPID shenaniganry I have had the misfortune to be involved in. And then there's (c)haos bonking on the door.
*the HALI shielding that was always there shimmers into view, a full-spectrum Solar and octarine hue emanating from the shielding*
>All the same, I think I might want to be slightly more obvious that there are protective measures enabled.
*a slight ...shift... occurs, as the weapons are made slightly more obvious*
>Also, Eric, have you tested yourself for mind-control pheremones recently? Or should we start plopping tinfoil caps on everyone and see what happens? Seriously. I don't know much about the 'verse the people you surround yourself with came from, but they don't fit.
Fenestrated Point ~~~ Loom
>Well, well, well. It can actually produce that. Careful. It's liable to Andreyasn if you poke the wrong buttons.
>Therefore, here are the right buttons.
*the badge expands into a full suit of EVA gear, and assorted things that totally aren't weapons if you're not using them to throw high-velocity ferromagnetic materials, tractor beam body parts/weapons away from your enemies, or shoot people with lasers from your emergency laser welder. There is also a set of deployable quantum-entangled tracker widgets,a grappling hook, an Ars Magicka caster with a few basic spells, a set of D&D scrolls, a Portable Hole wand, a Sano Concept Infuser (Single-target), and a set of (Potentia/Motus/Victus):Perditio Concept Lasers. And a HUD. The entire thing appears to be similar to the Modular Power Armor, if the Modular Power Armor didn't need actual power, was lightweight even with the best armor available, and had all sorts of magic and goodies built in.*
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
And with that i return from the TARDIS' kitchen with a platter. On it i carry multiple slices of pizza, a liver, some cheeseburgers as well as some raw meat. Curiously, there also multiple bags of sugar, though no beverage of any description to accompany it.
"Ey, you got a bad case of robot chicken in your space oven. Just saying. Anyone else want something to eat?"
I pull out the Abolisher and Deus Ex Machina again, testing something I had an idea on. I summon a thick shell of incredibly durable bedrock, before inscribing it with Correspondence symbols through the Deus Ex Machina. I then summon a black Judgement through the Abolisher within the shell, setting it to abolish a relatively minor law. I scan, and confirm that the effects of the Abolishment (New name for the Abolisher's Judgement-echoes) don't reach beyond the shell, the Correspondence inscribed on the shell glowing and restricting the propagation of the lawlessness. Wonderful. This should be... very useful.
I then summon an actual Judgement, mirrors of condensed light phasing in around it and directing its light towards Split. I pull out a jar of Sano essentia and pour it into the sun, a reaction occurring that turns the Judgement a bright red-pink and gives its light healing properties. I quickly set in motion another reaction that consumes the Judgement, channeling it into a concentrated beam of light that heals Split.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
2/23/2014
Posts:
275
Location:
The Void
Minecraft:
Upsilon
Member Details
Post 1
(GREEN)+2 to Wilson. I buy a Potion of Scratch. I then dump out all of The Dimensional Hole in my Void Safe into a crystal ball. I then insert the Improbaberl Grey into the crystal ball. The Dimensional Hole seems to move away from the cup as I place it in, and let it sit suspended in the center of the crystal ball. I then seal up the crystal ball. I attach the Raspberry Port to the Tubas and the Crystal Ball, connecting them... This grants the Tubas the power of improbability.(END GREEN)
Crystal Ball filled with The Dimensional Hole holding the Improbaberl Grey ~Loom~ = ?
Now, I can actually get back to what's relevant at the moment. For now. Hah. As such, I disappear in a flash of amethyst light.
Grayhold Citadel, approx. 15:22
I reappear within a rather mundane research testing room in the fortress still levitating within Nihil Parva. I immediately stride over to the nearest object, a tall pylon of quartz and thaumium which seems particularly esoteric. I examine the modified pylon, as well as its sources of energy. Unless I'm horribly mistaken, this is the Thaumostatic Pylon designed to transport large amounts of Sano across an area, hopefully interdimensionally. Opening a control panel on the side, I note that the pylon is indeed accepting Terra, Aqua, and Ordo centivis, denoting the actual identity of the mechanism. Excellent. I pull a lever within the opening the control panel revealed, watching as the device begins hissing, the four central spires emitting bolts of aubergine lightning occasionally, a byproduct of the transmission. Next, I turn a valve on the side of the machine, allowing Volatus essentia to enter. Copious amounts of what is essentially Sano centivis pour into the device, charging it up. As this occurs, I turn around, striding over to what appears to be a rather large Essentia Mirror, around three by three meters in size. I pull out a considerably smaller mirror with an iron handle, and attune it to this far larger one, before walking back over to the pylon. I whip out the Hazel Wand, and make a few modifications to the setup, before fully connecting a Warded Glass tube from the Pylon to some sort of Arcane Bore pointed at the larger mirror. Red light pours through this tube nigh-instantaneously. I affix a Wand Focus: Flame, adjusted to eject fireballs via the useful medium of Focal Manipulation, to the Arcane Bore, before standing back. I hold the smaller mirror tightly in my hand, before disappearing in a flash of amethyst once more. I reappear on Apocalypse Hill, pointing the mirror in Split's direction. With a thought, an orb of pure red Sano vis bursts forth, crashing directly into Split, healing energies enveloping him. I toss the mirror on the ground as it melts from the pressure, before vaporizing it. I'd rather not have people tracing that link. The vis obliterates itself in the attempt to heal Split as much as possible, leaving nothing behind. I'd say that was rather successful, given the results of my other attempts of utilize the thaumostatic field.
I hold up my left hand, channeling Cipher's Call. Suddenly, the tattoo glows with blue light, showing rapidly-vacillating images of the cosmos. Blue flames erupt from the triangular aperture into spacetime, which swirl around me, forming a blazing aura of dreamlike fire, which serves to mitigate the effects of whatever might occur at the end of this turn, sustained by mind, and protecting the mind. I'd rather not die from this stage of the apocalypse.
Suddenly, one of Engie's drones receives a large amount of Nightmare Fuel in a tank. A note written with rather thin, spidery cursive and purple ink is attached to it. It essentially states that you have now officially got your own way to fully perform the vivisections you saw occur in the mind. All you have to do is somehow inject the target with a mere drop of the liquid to generate the results expected, whilst performing any form of dissection or vivisection. You're welcome.
Elsewhere, around half an hour later, something occurs.
—
Grayhold Citadel, approx. 16:01
Grayhold continues to float between the very bridge of Universe C and Nihil Parva, fluctuating within the infinite realm of pure energy, arcane power pounding at the wards, silently. Suddenly, the fortress blazes to life. Alarms begin blaring at top sound, golems rush from place to place, defenses get into order.
CLASS Φ-14 CELESTIAL ANOMALY PREEMPTIVELY DETECTED. ALL DEFENSES ACTIVE. BRACE FOR IMPACT. ALL POWER DIVERTED TO DEFENSES. EXPECTED DISTURBANCE ARRIVAL: 17:00-20:00.
Immediately, golems begin flooding in from the lower levels, pulling specific levers and activating specific thaumic devices. Immediately, a dome of violet energy with well over fifty times the energy of the shield used in the Arrival surrounds Grayhold. Hundreds of shields of varying colors form around the citadel, suspended in the energetic plane, before they are all covered in a singular dome of octarine and irrigo.
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CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $334
Battlefield: I use the wiki cueball to look up what Mojang is up to now
+2 to Wilson
Tazz Doll AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 11/11
Leftovers AND Focus Sash AND Life Orb AND Charm AND Azure Essence 5/11
Erelye Doll AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 5/11
The triangular tattoo in the position the Third Eye would be in, if chakras existed, glimmers with a slight blue flame as I test out my newly expanded sight. After confirming some of Cipher's Call's abilities, I release the magic of the tattoo.
Subsequent to this, I try out Deus Ex Machina's transforming abilities, making it into a staff, a wand, a sword, and a gun. Again, should be very useful. I shape it back into its default cane form, weaving a gold-glowing net of Correspondence symbols around me to shield myself from whatever happens come turn's end. The law they now project and which I am now shielded by is, quite simply, 'DO WHAT THOU WILT AN THOU HARM NOT.' Reference to the original Dawn's Law, ho!
I look down. "Very good. Responsible 4th wall breaking is at a premium today." Nobody else heard me speak except for Engie, of course.
The drone screws the 4th wall over royally by turning to real-world Erelye and holding a thumbs up to the screen, then the nightmare fuel tank vanishes into hammerspace, ready for use at a moment's notice. Anyone else, whether in-character or out of character, unless they happen to be a prominent 4th wall breaker too, would see nothing.
Remember, kids, always 4th wall break responsibly to keep crossovers to a minimum. Some alternative universes are horrifying places.
This message brought to you by the Too Smart For R'lyeh organisation. (We went with R'lyeh because virtually everyone knows about it and it's dangers)
I activate the Nodal Concept Diffusers near Split, healing him with yet more Sano.
And then I suddenly heal him with Cure Critical Wounds for some added variety.
And I heal him with Ars Magicka for good measure. ((I'd have to go actually look up what AM is like these days. It's been a while.))
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $336
Battlefield: I heal Split with the Ultraband
+2 to Wilson
Leftovers AND Focus Sash AND Life Orb AND Charm AND Azure Essence 6/11
Erelye Doll AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 6/11
Map of the Multiverse AND Twitch Logo AND Tablet AND Azure Essence 1/11= A tablet that allows for the live viewing of anywhere* in the multiverse
THIS IS AN AUTOMATED MESSAGE FROM THE UPDATE TERMINAL.
THE LOCATION OF (33) DESCENDANTS ARE AT RISK. DUE TO A CONFLUENCE OF CELESTIAL PHENOMENA BEYOND THE CONTROL OF THE NARRATIVE, ALL (33) DESCENDANTS MUST PREPARE FOR AN IMMEDIATE BLACK-OUT END OF THE WORLD SCENARIO. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
PLEASE STAND BY FOR FURTHER UPDATES. THE END OF THE WORLD IS CLOSER THAN THE END OF THE WEEK.
I finish my Insanity Quiver charge and infuse the Primal, Meteor, Time, and Machine Upgrades into the Quiver, as well as the Conclave Window, the Twig of Yggdrasil, and Pure Glitch. I then give Split the Nectar Cake, Potion of Zeus, and the Potion of Augmentation.
*EVERYTHING defensive I have goes live, immediately*
*I then take shelter in a Dimensional Escape Pod, which is promptly anti-chameleoned with a memetic that will make all but those inoculated against it immediately open the door and go through (those inoculated are: The Descendants, Notch.), and stand on a Dimensional Trapdoor that will go immediately after I fall through, and also destroy the door with it. Note that I will automatically go into a timelock when something comes through the door, and when that happens I will open the trapdoor and drop.*
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Okay, time for my actual post.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 2/9
Wilson Money: $0
Arsenide Hub: 9/11
IAC-FR: 8/11
Final Planet Express Ship: 2/11
==Actions==
1 bottle of beer on the wall, 1 bottle of beer. You take on down and what do you get, 0 bottles of beer on the wall... Dang it! Now I'll have to start over again. 75 bottles of beer on the wall, 75 bottles of beer. You take on down and what do you get, 74 bottles of beer on the wall...
Zoidberg heals Lothyra and Erelye with Universal Power.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Still wearing the outfit that clashes horribly with everything, my drone nods in response to Blue's final comment, then turn, with some amusement, to gaze back into the past to watch Erelye vivisect Eric.
"Heh. Now that, I'll be committing to memory on how to do."
I chuckle to myself, an unpleasant kind of chuckle.
"I think I'll avoid weighing in on my eldritch opinion, since that debacle seems to be over now."
Component A: 32/50
Component B: 32/50
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
>Oh god why.
>This is the most entirely STUPID shenaniganry I have had the misfortune to be involved in. And then there's (c)haos bonking on the door.
*the HALI shielding that was always there shimmers into view, a full-spectrum Solar and octarine hue emanating from the shielding*
>All the same, I think I might want to be slightly more obvious that there are protective measures enabled.
*a slight ...shift... occurs, as the weapons are made slightly more obvious*
>Also, Eric, have you tested yourself for mind-control pheremones recently? Or should we start plopping tinfoil caps on everyone and see what happens? Seriously. I don't know much about the 'verse the people you surround yourself with came from, but they don't fit.
Fenestrated Point ~~~ Loom
>Well, well, well. It can actually produce that. Careful. It's liable to Andreyasn if you poke the wrong buttons.
>Therefore, here are the right buttons.
*the badge expands into a full suit of EVA gear, and assorted things that totally aren't weapons if you're not using them to throw high-velocity ferromagnetic materials, tractor beam body parts/weapons away from your enemies, or shoot people with lasers from your emergency laser welder. There is also a set of deployable quantum-entangled tracker widgets,a grappling hook, an Ars Magicka caster with a few basic spells, a set of D&D scrolls, a Portable Hole wand, a Sano Concept Infuser (Single-target), and a set of (Potentia/Motus/Victus):Perditio Concept Lasers. And a HUD. The entire thing appears to be similar to the Modular Power Armor, if the Modular Power Armor didn't need actual power, was lightweight even with the best armor available, and had all sorts of magic and goodies built in.*
I equip this.
>Yes, I am quite a fan of efficiency.
+2 to Generic.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
/rpnull
"Dine on my oven baked" "NO!"
And with that i return from the TARDIS' kitchen with a platter. On it i carry multiple slices of pizza, a liver, some cheeseburgers as well as some raw meat. Curiously, there also multiple bags of sugar, though no beverage of any description to accompany it.
"Ey, you got a bad case of robot chicken in your space oven. Just saying. Anyone else want something to eat?"
-----
No Joke
UBER: 12 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Post I
I fire Permafrost at the remaining Mane Armor.
Biumbra celebrates his new hat by refilling the Pie Filling, before examinig the hat.
U2: ..Thiz feelz a bit.. wrong..
Die's Hat || 2-ball
Cerebredust Complete!
Ink Timore 6/8
Indigo Psiichip 2/6
Umbral Ultımatum 41/50
Most of your names are good,
Turn 2/3.
Thaumonomitron && Magic Cueball = Thaumic Oracle 3/11.
Thaumic Crystal && Mystic Focusing Crystal 2/?
Fourth/Fifth Wall-Breaking Magic && Simple Crystal Orb 2/?
+2 to Generic.
I pull out the Abolisher and Deus Ex Machina again, testing something I had an idea on. I summon a thick shell of incredibly durable bedrock, before inscribing it with Correspondence symbols through the Deus Ex Machina. I then summon a black Judgement through the Abolisher within the shell, setting it to abolish a relatively minor law. I scan, and confirm that the effects of the Abolishment (New name for the Abolisher's Judgement-echoes) don't reach beyond the shell, the Correspondence inscribed on the shell glowing and restricting the propagation of the lawlessness. Wonderful. This should be... very useful.
I then summon an actual Judgement, mirrors of condensed light phasing in around it and directing its light towards Split. I pull out a jar of Sano essentia and pour it into the sun, a reaction occurring that turns the Judgement a bright red-pink and gives its light healing properties. I quickly set in motion another reaction that consumes the Judgement, channeling it into a concentrated beam of light that heals Split.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
I heal Split with more Sano.
And more Sano.
And more Sano.
And do:
Node ~~~ Loom
Beta-Class Spaceship ~~~ Loom
Advanced Node Stabilizer ~~~ Loom
+2 Generic.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
/rpnull
(c)hoo (c)hoo mo(t)her(REDA(C)(T)ED)s
Chaos then suddenly appears with a large space train, and attempts to slam it directly into the TARDIS.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Post 1
(GREEN)+2 to Wilson. I buy a Potion of Scratch. I then dump out all of The Dimensional Hole in my Void Safe into a crystal ball. I then insert the Improbaberl Grey into the crystal ball. The Dimensional Hole seems to move away from the cup as I place it in, and let it sit suspended in the center of the crystal ball. I then seal up the crystal ball. I attach the Raspberry Port to the Tubas and the Crystal Ball, connecting them... This grants the Tubas the power of improbability.(END GREEN)
Crystal Ball filled with The Dimensional Hole holding the Improbaberl Grey ~Loom~ = ?
Hazel Wand: IIIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 100%
Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Biological. Transmutation II
Psionic Diffuser && Cobalt Blood (2/???)
Psionic Diffuser && Purple Blood (2/???)
Psionic Diffuser && Fuchsia Blood (2/???)
+1x2 to Generic.
Now, I can actually get back to what's relevant at the moment. For now. Hah. As such, I disappear in a flash of amethyst light.
Grayhold Citadel, approx. 15:22
I reappear within a rather mundane research testing room in the fortress still levitating within Nihil Parva. I immediately stride over to the nearest object, a tall pylon of quartz and thaumium which seems particularly esoteric. I examine the modified pylon, as well as its sources of energy. Unless I'm horribly mistaken, this is the Thaumostatic Pylon designed to transport large amounts of Sano across an area, hopefully interdimensionally. Opening a control panel on the side, I note that the pylon is indeed accepting Terra, Aqua, and Ordo centivis, denoting the actual identity of the mechanism. Excellent. I pull a lever within the opening the control panel revealed, watching as the device begins hissing, the four central spires emitting bolts of aubergine lightning occasionally, a byproduct of the transmission. Next, I turn a valve on the side of the machine, allowing Volatus essentia to enter. Copious amounts of what is essentially Sano centivis pour into the device, charging it up. As this occurs, I turn around, striding over to what appears to be a rather large Essentia Mirror, around three by three meters in size. I pull out a considerably smaller mirror with an iron handle, and attune it to this far larger one, before walking back over to the pylon. I whip out the Hazel Wand, and make a few modifications to the setup, before fully connecting a Warded Glass tube from the Pylon to some sort of Arcane Bore pointed at the larger mirror. Red light pours through this tube nigh-instantaneously. I affix a Wand Focus: Flame, adjusted to eject fireballs via the useful medium of Focal Manipulation, to the Arcane Bore, before standing back. I hold the smaller mirror tightly in my hand, before disappearing in a flash of amethyst once more. I reappear on Apocalypse Hill, pointing the mirror in Split's direction. With a thought, an orb of pure red Sano vis bursts forth, crashing directly into Split, healing energies enveloping him. I toss the mirror on the ground as it melts from the pressure, before vaporizing it. I'd rather not have people tracing that link. The vis obliterates itself in the attempt to heal Split as much as possible, leaving nothing behind. I'd say that was rather successful, given the results of my other attempts of utilize the thaumostatic field.
I hold up my left hand, channeling Cipher's Call. Suddenly, the tattoo glows with blue light, showing rapidly-vacillating images of the cosmos. Blue flames erupt from the triangular aperture into spacetime, which swirl around me, forming a blazing aura of dreamlike fire, which serves to mitigate the effects of whatever might occur at the end of this turn, sustained by mind, and protecting the mind. I'd rather not die from this stage of the apocalypse.
Suddenly, one of Engie's drones receives a large amount of Nightmare Fuel in a tank. A note written with rather thin, spidery cursive and purple ink is attached to it. It essentially states that you have now officially got your own way to fully perform the vivisections you saw occur in the mind. All you have to do is somehow inject the target with a mere drop of the liquid to generate the results expected, whilst performing any form of dissection or vivisection. You're welcome.
Elsewhere, around half an hour later, something occurs.
—
Grayhold Citadel, approx. 16:01
Grayhold continues to float between the very bridge of Universe C and Nihil Parva, fluctuating within the infinite realm of pure energy, arcane power pounding at the wards, silently. Suddenly, the fortress blazes to life. Alarms begin blaring at top sound, golems rush from place to place, defenses get into order.
CLASS Φ-14 CELESTIAL ANOMALY PREEMPTIVELY DETECTED. ALL DEFENSES ACTIVE. BRACE FOR IMPACT. ALL POWER DIVERTED TO DEFENSES. EXPECTED DISTURBANCE ARRIVAL: 17:00-20:00.
Immediately, golems begin flooding in from the lower levels, pulling specific levers and activating specific thaumic devices. Immediately, a dome of violet energy with well over fifty times the energy of the shield used in the Arrival surrounds Grayhold. Hundreds of shields of varying colors form around the citadel, suspended in the energetic plane, before they are all covered in a singular dome of octarine and irrigo.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $334
Battlefield: I use the wiki cueball to look up what Mojang is up to now
+2 to Wilson
Tazz Doll AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 11/11
Leftovers AND Focus Sash AND Life Orb AND Charm AND Azure Essence 5/11
Erelye Doll AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 5/11
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 3/9
Wilson Money: $0
Arsenide Hub: 10/11
IAC-FR: 9/11
Final Planet Express Ship: 3/11
==Actions==
Lothyra duplicates two potions of war (she bought one from wilson). Zoidberg heals Split with Universal Power.
Bender: 50 bottles of beer on the wall, 50 bottles of beer. You take on down and what do you get, 49 bottles of beer on the wall...
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Turn 3/3.
Thaumonomitron && Magic Cueball = Thaumic Oracle 4/11.
Thaumic Crystal && Mystic Focusing Crystal 3/?
Fourth/Fifth Wall-Breaking Magic && Simple Crystal Orb 3/?
The triangular tattoo in the position the Third Eye would be in, if chakras existed, glimmers with a slight blue flame as I test out my newly expanded sight. After confirming some of Cipher's Call's abilities, I release the magic of the tattoo.
Subsequent to this, I try out Deus Ex Machina's transforming abilities, making it into a staff, a wand, a sword, and a gun. Again, should be very useful. I shape it back into its default cane form, weaving a gold-glowing net of Correspondence symbols around me to shield myself from whatever happens come turn's end. The law they now project and which I am now shielded by is, quite simply, 'DO WHAT THOU WILT AN THOU HARM NOT.' Reference to the original Dawn's Law, ho!
I look down. "Very good. Responsible 4th wall breaking is at a premium today." Nobody else heard me speak except for Engie, of course.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
The drone screws the 4th wall over royally by turning to real-world Erelye and holding a thumbs up to the screen, then the nightmare fuel tank vanishes into hammerspace, ready for use at a moment's notice. Anyone else, whether in-character or out of character, unless they happen to be a prominent 4th wall breaker too, would see nothing.
Remember, kids, always 4th wall break responsibly to keep crossovers to a minimum. Some alternative universes are horrifying places.
This message brought to you by the Too Smart For R'lyeh organisation. (We went with R'lyeh because virtually everyone knows about it and it's dangers)
Component A: 33/50
Component B: 33/50
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
+2 to Generic.
I activate the Nodal Concept Diffusers near Split, healing him with yet more Sano.
And then I suddenly heal him with Cure Critical Wounds for some added variety.
And I heal him with Ars Magicka for good measure. ((I'd have to go actually look up what AM is like these days. It's been a while.))
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $336
Battlefield: I heal Split with the Ultraband
+2 to Wilson
Leftovers AND Focus Sash AND Life Orb AND Charm AND Azure Essence 6/11
Erelye Doll AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 6/11
Map of the Multiverse AND Twitch Logo AND Tablet AND Azure Essence 1/11= A tablet that allows for the live viewing of anywhere* in the multiverse
ATTENTION.
THIS IS AN AUTOMATED MESSAGE FROM THE UPDATE TERMINAL.
THE LOCATION OF (33) DESCENDANTS ARE AT RISK. DUE TO A CONFLUENCE OF CELESTIAL PHENOMENA BEYOND THE CONTROL OF THE NARRATIVE, ALL (33) DESCENDANTS MUST PREPARE FOR AN IMMEDIATE BLACK-OUT END OF THE WORLD SCENARIO. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
PLEASE STAND BY FOR FURTHER UPDATES. THE END OF THE WORLD IS CLOSER THAN THE END OF THE WEEK.
Alchemies
YouTube Poop Essence && Spadinner Blaster = The Pooper's Power (1/?)
Essence of Random Phrases && Fully Factual Facts (a segment showing random facts) DVD && Digital Designs 9918Z = Rapid Information Blaster (3/?)
MLG Essence && Shrek'd Prepubescence = Cool Ranch Killer (8/11)
Insanity Quiver 50/50
I finish my Insanity Quiver charge and infuse the Primal, Meteor, Time, and Machine Upgrades into the Quiver, as well as the Conclave Window, the Twig of Yggdrasil, and Pure Glitch. I then give Split the Nectar Cake, Potion of Zeus, and the Potion of Augmentation.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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>WARNING: IMMINENT EoTW SCENARIO.
>ACTIVATING DEFENSES.
*EVERYTHING defensive I have goes live, immediately*
*I then take shelter in a Dimensional Escape Pod, which is promptly anti-chameleoned with a memetic that will make all but those inoculated against it immediately open the door and go through (those inoculated are: The Descendants, Notch.), and stand on a Dimensional Trapdoor that will go immediately after I fall through, and also destroy the door with it. Note that I will automatically go into a timelock when something comes through the door, and when that happens I will open the trapdoor and drop.*
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!