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DO NOT COUNT THIS POST. IT IS A BUMP. FEAR THE BUMP. THE BUMP IS YOUR FRIEND. OBEY THE BUMP.

THE BUMP IS OK FOR NOW

I jump in battle with my muffin goodness!

"sup guys" I say.

I CAN HAS A CHOCOLATE MUFFIN?


er, anyways, it is assumed I have won, but it's not certain yet.

No, I just don't get to post on Sundays.
I can kill you, but you respawn. I can kill you. You just come back. Get over it.
You died, I killed you, you were dead dead dead. But then you came back to life for me to kill you again, so I did.

Oblivion kills you again.
You forget, last time I summoned Oblivion I completely curb-stomped everyone until I got tired of the thread and dropped it.
Or maybe I'm remembering wrong, either way minor, your attack fails.

The muffin goddess gets blasted into oblivionation, so *gasp* MUFFINS NEVER EXISTED!
Yes, I'm that evil.

*POP*

"Spawncamper!"

I immediately blast Oblivion with a Reality Nuke, a weapon so powerful that it's basically an AoE of his main attack.

I use the Anti-Troll gun on piono and Oblivion!

Wow, this game is over 200 pages. I'm impressed! And now everyone is still battling! Wow!

ragno, this really isn't the same game. It used to be the actual thing, but then I decided to hold a funeral and minor started a brawl in the middle of prep and I'm dealing with him.

Reality nuke? You mean the one from Dr. Who? That doesn't erase history, they were just putting it at full blast aimed at everything that existed by slipping it through the void. Anyway, you think Oblivion is going to be affected by an oblivion blast? He has that as one of his lesser attacks too.

Oblivion oblivion bolts your anti-troll gun. It never existed

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ragno, this really isn't the same game. It used to be the actual thing, but then I decided to hold a funeral and minor started a brawl in the middle of prep and I'm dealing with him.

It was a comment. It's pretty obvious you were battling each other.

I drop a rock on you.

I start to absorb energy from the Master Emerald. This will take some time, so in the meantime, I put up an energy field/shield around me that cannot be destroyed by anything, and just reflects projectiles. On the contrast, I will not be able to attack.

Oblivion walks through your shield, as it only deflects projectiles.
You and the master emerald are oblivionated.

Had enough yet?

I laugh at that spectacular fail, then try pulling the edge of the universe over Oblivion. If he's outside known existence, that means he can't do anything anymore.

Just because you don't know about it doesn't mean knowing about it makes a difference without acting on that knowledge. Do you know what the oblivion energy feeds on? The basic powers that make universes, he consumes that universe.
And everything in it.

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Oblivion walks through your shield, as it only deflects projectiles.
You and the master emerald are oblivionated.

Had enough yet?

Uh, nothing can penetrate the shield. Anything that does somehow is instantly vaporized. So Oblivion is vaporized. The only one immune to it is Me.

Master Emerald energy levels: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

You seem to mis-understand me... I was messing with you, but such a shield does not work against the likes of oblivion. He oblivionates the shield, as it is quite clear that whoever sold you it ripped you off (if they say its indestructible without saying how, then they are lying) and Oblivion kills you and the master emerald, removing them both from time.
You can't vaporize Oblivion either, states of matter don't exist for stuff that has been oblivionated.

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You seem to mis-understand me... I was messing with you, but such a shield does not work against the likes of oblivion. He oblivionates the shield, as it is quite clear that whoever sold you it ripped you off (if they say its indestructible without saying how, then they are lying) and Oblivion kills you and the master emerald, removing them both from time.
You can't vaporize Oblivion either, states of matter don't exist for stuff that has been oblivionated.

The troll police and the You-Don't-Get-It police arrive, saying that I formed the shield, and it cannot be destroyed. All of those attacks have been voided with LEGAL STUFF. And don't think about oblivionating them, they have protection against it. (Don't ask me how, they just do. They have NPC immunity that you see in games.)

Wow, it's amazing that the Godmodder was vanquished about twenty or so pages ago, and yet everyone is still fighting! But what are we even fighting over? Tracts of land? Gravel? Just because? I wonder, but I also wonder why we're fighting at all! Is it just because we want something tangible to punch, something to waste Magic Points and charge time on? Is it because we want to continue this game so that there's as least something to do before the thread is truly ended? Or is it because, deep inside, there's a little Godmodder in us all?

Maybe there is. I'm not sure. But what I am sure of, is that there is a warrior inside of us all, that wants to fight, that wants to win. And now you all, without any charging restrictions or HP to hide behind, are summoning the true powers of the universe. Gods to do your bidding. The sum total of knowledge in all that is known to humans. So, what would be a summon, in this great battle, that would simply annihilate all of these things with a flick of its hand? To crush gods, mainframes, and unbeatables everywhere? Well...

...To put it simply...

I summon Time and Space.

Time, to warp the flow of the rope of eons, of centuries, decades, years, months, weeks, days, hours, minutes, seconds, jiffies, milliseconds, yoctoseconds. To reverse age, to deconstruct mammoth entities before they were born, then kill them to sever them from the timeline. To speed up an area so that a massive battlefield can be constructed in the blink of an eye. To travel to any point in the vast history of the universe. To move four-dimensionally in time, going not just forwards and backwards, but side to side, to appear as if it is not traveling at all. The first part of the Universal Order.

Space, to warp the flow of gravity, mass, weight, structure, color, laws, placement, being, height, width, depth, motion, and all other fundamental forces. To shrink a being so small it is smaller than an atom, then blow it away. To create a fleet out of nothing, from dust, that can assemble enough power to vaporize a black hole and collect the knowledge within, to take something out of it. To teleport from one end of a galaxy into another, and to teleport others like an orrery, moving planets in the grand scale of things. To change gravity at will is to shatter all known laws of physics. To allow everything in the universe to condense into one point as a singularity, that is staggering. That is what this can do. The second part of the Universal Order.

Now think about what they can do together.

Since there is no Game Master to moderate the thread, there are no rules, and since there are no rules, that means I can summon anything instantly. The instant I summon Time and Space, they obey me, because I hold the Big Rip in my hand, and the Big Chill in my other hand. If let loose, the Big Rip will conjure up all known dark energy and tear apart all known atoms in the universe. If let loose, the Big Chill will travel forward to a point where all atoms have chilled out and are no more, where time stands still. So they will obey me.

I give Time and Space three orders, and three orders only. One, to instantly erase Oblivion, pionoplayer, the Mainframe, engie_ninja, and all known members of this universe. Two, to teleport me to Elsewhere, the area outside of the universe, where I can watch the universe's final moments in peace. Three, to give me a sliver of their powers.

The first order they start up instantly, rearing back. You can see them glimmer with wild flashes of light, and huge booms of sound. You can see numerous structures pile up near them, sacred to various civilizations around the world. You can see time rewinding, you can see WWII, the Industrial Revolution, the founding of America, the start of A.D., the rise of Egypt, the dawn of man, the formation of the earth, until it stops.

The second order happens instantly after the first. I feel a huge sensation as I am teleported outside of human comprehension. I am floating in emptiness.

The third order happens instantly after the second. I feel a sliver of their power enter me. I feel incomprehensible, I feel alive! And what's more, since I am in an area where no one has ever been, I have all the power in the world. I can create a new universe. And as I watch the universe die out as it shivers back to a singularity, I feel at peace.

The war is over.

All is well.

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Wow, it's amazing that the Godmodder was vanquished about twenty or so pages ago, and yet everyone is still fighting! But what are we even fighting over? Tracts of land? Gravel? Just because? I wonder, but I also wonder why we're fighting at all! Is it just because we want something tangible to punch, something to waste Magic Points and charge time on? Is it because we want to continue this game so that there's as least something to do before the thread is truly ended? Or is it because, deep inside, there's a little Godmodder in us all?

Maybe there is. I'm not sure. But what I am sure of, is that there is a warrior inside of us all, that wants to fight, that wants to win. And now you all, without any charging restrictions or HP to hide behind, are summoning the true powers of the universe. Gods to do your bidding. The sum total of knowledge in all that is known to humans. So, what would be a summon, in this great battle, that would simply annihilate all of these things with a flick of its hand? To crush gods, mainframes, and unbeatables everywhere? Well...

...To put it simply...

I summon Time and Space.

Time, to warp the flow of the rope of eons, of centuries, decades, years, months, weeks, days, hours, minutes, seconds, jiffies, milliseconds, yoctoseconds. To reverse age, to deconstruct mammoth entities before they were born, then kill them to sever them from the timeline. To speed up an area so that a massive battlefield can be constructed in the blink of an eye. To travel to any point in the vast history of the universe. To move four-dimensionally in time, going not just forwards and backwards, but side to side, to appear as if it is not traveling at all. The first part of the Universal Order.

Space, to warp the flow of gravity, mass, weight, structure, color, laws, placement, being, height, width, depth, motion, and all other fundamental forces. To shrink a being so small it is smaller than an atom, then blow it away. To create a fleet out of nothing, from dust, that can assemble enough power to vaporize a black hole and collect the knowledge within, to take something out of it. To teleport from one end of a galaxy into another, and to teleport others like an orrery, moving planets in the grand scale of things. To change gravity at will is to shatter all known laws of physics. To allow everything in the universe to condense into one point as a singularity, that is staggering. That is what this can do. The second part of the Universal Order.

Now think about what they can do together.

Since there is no Game Master to moderate the thread, there are no rules, and since there are no rules, that means I can summon anything instantly. The instant I summon Time and Space, they obey me, because I hold the Big Rip in my hand, and the Big Chill in my other hand. If let loose, the Big Rip will conjure up all known dark energy and tear apart all known atoms in the universe. If let loose, the Big Chill will travel forward to a point where all atoms have chilled out and are no more, where time stands still. So they will obey me.

I give Time and Space three orders, and three orders only. One, to instantly erase Oblivion, pionoplayer, the Mainframe, engie_ninja, and all known members of this universe. Two, to teleport me to Elsewhere, the area outside of the universe, where I can watch the universe's final moments in peace. Three, to give me a sliver of their powers.

The first order they start up instantly, rearing back. You can see them glimmer with wild flashes of light, and huge booms of sound. You can see numerous structures pile up near them, sacred to various civilizations around the world. You can see time rewinding, you can see WWII, the Industrial Revolution, the founding of America, the start of A.D., the rise of Egypt, the dawn of man, the formation of the earth, until it stops.

The second order happens instantly after the first. I feel a huge sensation as I am teleported outside of human comprehension. I am floating in emptiness.

The third order happens instantly after the second. I feel a sliver of their power enter me. I feel incomprehensible, I feel alive! And what's more, since I am in an area where no one has ever been, I have all the power in the world. I can create a new universe. And as I watch the universe die out as it shivers back to a singularity, I feel at peace.

The war is over.

All is well.

Yeah, try telling that to pionoplayer, the current Godmodder, he'll find some way to negate it. He always does.

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Yeah, try telling that to pionoplayer, the current Godmodder, he'll find some way to negate it. He always does.

I'd like to see him negate a 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000-post charge condensed into one attack that singlehandedly destroyed the universe and basically rebooted it without any evil or despair of any kind. That's pretty unbeatable by my standards. I called upon time and space to utterly reset the universe, destroying all evil, period. Seriously. I want to know how we would beat that. They move quicker than a god's mind can follow, because they are a god's god, you can't erase time and space, they will always be there, albeit in a different form.

So this attack is literally unnegateable. Also, it figures he would end up being the new Godmodder.