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SWEDEN STRONK!!!

Edit: Last post!

Nope to you

lol.

I'm sorry sir, you seemed to have missed this thread's death.

Since there seems to be a lot of empty space here...
I now propose we begin preperation for this thread's funeral.

Okay, let me fetch my bagpipes...

And I'll prepare an orchestra.

I can play the electric piano.
Hey.... remember? This is defeat the godmodder!
Go into super-ultra funeral prep mode!

I summon Doomsday, but modify him so that instead of wielding thirty weapons, he plays thirty instruments instead.

I murder Doomsday And Murder your Family with spam
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Mmmm...
spam....
Anyway, I resummon Doomsday and send him to music school so that he can play some of the music for the funeral of this thread.
In the meantime I add the spam (thanks to shadow) to the buffet line.

Okay, got my bagpipes.

I wonder how many times this thread is going to end up being necromanced...or, at least, funeralmanced.

Now where is a mighty admin to bury this thread?

I don't know...
Hey, we've got the orchestra, as well as a very good backup titan...
Where's the grub. All we have is spam, and I sure as heck am not going to eat it at a funeral.
(just a request to the first admin to check this, I want to finish up the funeral thing, when we finish it up [ceremonies and all that] just give it a sort of send off and then lock it. I think that's the honor this thread deserves.)

Ok, people are still posting on here? Wow. This series really is popular! Anyway, Mega Man comes back from the dead and fire his Mega Buster into space, creating a cyan beam of light to mark the spot of the funeral. Wait a minute. How can we all be here if we're on Godcraft in DTG2?


...

Why are we holding a funeral of the Godmodder's death? I say we PAAAAAARTAY!



*Starts dancing like I have a wasp in my pants AWESOMELY!*



NOW IMA THE GODMODDER!



TRY TO STOP ME!

IMA HAVE ONE HEALTH

WHOEVER KILLS ME GETS TO BE THE NEXT GODMODDER!

Alternate timeline
*puts on professor glasses and labcoat*
let me explain....

There are five main branches of this timeline,

The first is the one in which the godmodder won. The results are obvious. The godmodder takes over all of Minecraft and everything else, and everyone in the human race except the godmodder himself subsequently dies of heart attacks induced by rage and despair. This is follower shortly by the solid form of the godmodder dying of lack of food, at which point the godmodder transcends normal human laws. Then he runs into Mother Nature. Ironically enough, this timeline leads directly into MY game. The OP king. Yes. The OP king and the godmodder are the same person.

The second one is the one in which the godmodder's mother does not die in a tragic car crash and boots him off the computer. This thread dies spontaneously and mysteriously, leaving us all quite happy, aside from a feeling of failure to reach our full potential.

The other three are all ones where the godmodder died legitimately. However, when he was beaten by us the way we did here, it split onto the third path. In the third path, the godmodder eventually repents of his sins, eventually being in a bad terrorist strike, at which point he is frozen cryogenically. He is woken up some ten thousand years later, at which points he uses the improved cpu graphics and his knowledge of ancient culture to resurrect the invaluable artifact known as Minecraft from the wreckage of a destroyed compound that had become the central server location before being destroyed during the worst battle of WWV

The fourth path is the one that TwinBuilder took. In that path, the Godmodder was defeated, but not fully, wussing out at the last moment, to come back in a stronger, and far more cheatery form. The full extent of this timeline is being explored in DtG 2, which expedition is being led by TwinBuilder.

The fifth one (it is not the last, merely the last of the ones I have personally explored) is one in which we don't beat the godmodder due to the second godmodder (the one from timeline four) traveling back in time as of one version of his defeat. The two of them together put up a fight that lasts five more years, now, in this timeline there is something strange. One other person besides the godmodder dictates this timeline. Surprisingly, it is me. After being defeated thirteen more times than I was here, I finally snap. Unleashing the worst I have in my head, bringing about a world of nightmares, that just through its description floods the forums with darkness and corrupting me personally. At which point I being a conquest of ultimate destruction, tearing all of reality asunder.

However, there are three more I looked in, but didn't fully explore. One is dictated by the sudden flood of armies from FearTheKumquat, and another by the rescuing of all of us by Bio_Shock. The last one was dark and full of mimes, I left as soon as I could.

Also, Minor, I would appreciate if you wouldn't interrupt me.

Quote from pionoplayer

Alternate timeline
*puts on professor glasses and labcoat*
let me explain....

There are five main branches of this timeline,

The first is the one in which the godmodder won. The results are obvious. The godmodder takes over all of Minecraft and everything else, and everyone in the human race except the godmodder himself subsequently dies of heart attacks induced by rage and despair. This is follower shortly by the solid form of the godmodder dying of lack of food, at which point the godmodder transcends normal human laws. Then he runs into Mother Nature. Ironically enough, this timeline leads directly into MY game. The OP king. Yes. The OP king and the godmodder are the same person.

The second one is the one in which the godmodder's mother does not die in a tragic car crash and boots him off the computer. This thread dies spontaneously and mysteriously, leaving us all quite happy, aside from a feeling of failure to reach our full potential.

The other three are all ones where the godmodder died legitimately. However, when he was beaten by us the way we did here, it split onto the third path. In the third path, the godmodder eventually repents of his sins, eventually being in a bad terrorist strike, at which point he is frozen cryogenically. He is woken up some ten thousand years later, at which points he uses the improved cpu graphics and his knowledge of ancient culture to resurrect the invaluable artifact known as Minecraft from the wreckage of a destroyed compound that had become the central server location before being destroyed during the worst battle of WWV

The fourth path is the one that TwinBuilder took. In that path, the Godmodder was defeated, but not fully, wussing out at the last moment, to come back in a stronger, and far more cheatery form. The full extent of this timeline is being explored in DtG 2, which expedition is being led by TwinBuilder.

The fifth one (it is not the last, merely the last of the ones I have personally explored) is one in which we don't beat the godmodder due to the second godmodder (the one from timeline four) traveling back in time as of one version of his defeat. The two of them together put up a fight that lasts five more years, now, in this timeline there is something strange. One other person besides the godmodder dictates this timeline. Surprisingly, it is me. After being defeated thirteen more times than I was here, I finally snap. Unleashing the worst I have in my head, bringing about a world of nightmares, that just through its description floods the forums with darkness and corrupting me personally. At which point I being a conquest of ultimate destruction, tearing all of reality asunder.

However, there are three more I looked in, but didn't fully explore. One is dictated by the sudden flood of armies from FearTheKumquat, and another by the rescuing of all of us by Bio_Shock. The last one was dark and full of mimes, I left as soon as I could.

Also, Minor, I would appreciate if you wouldn't interrupt me.

Sorry for ninja'ing you.

How about we each take turns being 1hp Godmodders? Whoever beats the current Godmodder is the next Godmodder.

I'll start first.

We're busy trying to hold a funeral sir. But since you insist...

I summon my horde of monsters that I used in the alternate timeline. The weakest is Doomsday.
The next one is Vord. A wyrm large enough to swallow hypergiants whole. The stars. The biggest in existance. He converts the mass he consumes into energy, then takes all the energy and converts it back into mass. As he grows bigger, he gets more and more resistant to everything. Right now a magic nuke wouldn't even leave scorch marks. Heck, Goku would have trouble killing this thing, if he even succeeded.
If you somehow beat that, I've got Eternis, god of Infinity. When I use him in real life... well, my friends are so used to this kind of thing that Eternis has only been the last thing I needed once.
Shall I go on?
If you admit defeat, my first action is to use Eternis to boost my hp to infinity, then cancel the order on the mini godmode fight, and continue with funeral prep.

Quote from pionoplayer

We're busy trying to hold a funeral sir. But since you insist...

I summon my horde of monsters that I used in the alternate timeline. The weakest is Doomsday.
The next one is Vord. A wyrm large enough to swallow hypergiants whole. The stars. The biggest in existance. He converts the mass he consumes into energy, then takes all the energy and converts it back into mass. As he grows bigger, he gets more and more resistant to everything. Right now a magic nuke wouldn't even leave scorch marks. Heck, Goku would have trouble killing this thing, if he even succeeded.
If you somehow beat that, I've got Eternis, god of Infinity. When I use him in real life... well, my friends are so used to this kind of thing that Eternis has only been the last thing I needed once.
Shall I go on?
If you admit defeat, my first action is to use Eternis to boost my hp to infinity, then cancel the order on the mini godmode fight, and continue with funeral prep.

I divide by zero to destroy all those monsters with the paradox created, and then I destroy the paradox before it get's out of hand!