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I force the wither to eat cucumber flavored potato chips which if you don't know, tastes like a pickle soaked in vinegar, grounded into powers, made into vinegar soup, sundried and sprinkled on a vinegar soaked potato chip.
Not finished with the post, huh?
25/30 peaceful.
4/5 chain upgrade.
I spawn something with the powers of pure awesomness. A CHARGED, CHAIN, ATTACK. (at the widdah ofc)
1/5 BMDS(boss mob denial system) This is a charged, chain attack, When it is completed it turns into a chain attack. for MAXHIMUM POWAHZ. It also has the effect of stunning the wither and the dragon for one turn (when the dragon gets shot as he is charging, he turns around and runs away. When a wither's skull (which also counts as a target of this) gets hit with an arrow, they both blow up)
Anyways, i utterly freaking decimate the wither with my decimating powers and my powers of healing potions and milk buckets and smite level.127 battlesigns and even the mindcrack server and blahblahblahetcetcetc.
How are we supposed to survive this? do I need to spawn another epic face? Probably.
And ingame, TT2000 is coding in our computers that show what is going on.
3000 damage to the wither! You aren't supposed to save everyone from the enderdragon and wither, you just need to hold out until those last few reports can roll in.
This is it. All the Great Powers have been fused into me, my fez. They are: The Tetrominoes. The Owls. The Corruption. The Visitors. And now one more. I ascend to the highest point in reality, where a giant golden cube etched with patterns only known to those who lived long ago. It has been waiting for me, I can tell. It has been used recently once before, to cure the plague of the Glitch. But I need it now. I absorb the Hexahedron's powers as my own. My charge complete, I unleash my attack.
26/30 peaceful
5/5 chain lightning upgrade. I now have a 10 post charged multihit attack that boosts our power by 25% and reduces enemy power by 25% for one turn. **** Yeah.
2/5 BMDS
I go to the wither. With a sword. And decapitate it. All three heads in one stroke. After that I go to the dragon and start throwing BHGs at it (black hole grenades, it spawns a mini black hole that goes to about 10 yards diameter, that sucks anything within that diameter into it, Then spits it out with great force.)
And I dont care what kind of element the dragon is. I added a non-elemental enchant to the grenades so it will still affect the dragon.
Also, could you approve this 40 post charge before i start it (yes, i know, i probably wont be able to finish it)
Name: Ulti-cruiser. (kinda like a superpowerful Starcraft II battlecruiser, but also like mega man in some ways)
Basic attack: 10 individual weak plasma bullets that can hit targets randomly (lets say, in this case, 6 might go to the wither and four might go to the dragon)
Energy: Energy is what is used to activate it's special abilities. It gains energy at a rate of 50 a round. Anyone can add 5 energy to it, but it counts as a charge for them.
Abilities: Starts with 5, can have a max of 10.
One: Yamato cannon. Costs 50 energy and is charged for one turn, then unleashes a strong blast at it's target.
Two: Missile swarm. Cost: 40. Fires instantly and doesnt get in the way of regular attacks. Does medium damage to an entire stack of entities (if there are 50 snow golems, it hits all 50 of them for equal damage)
Three: Shield. Cost: 100. Puts up a shield that lasts for three turns, has a 90% block rate, and has 1/4 the health of the ulti-cruiser.
Four: Nanobot repair. Cost: 30. Repairs the ulticruiser (Or any other "mechanical" anti-godmodder entity) by a medium amount.
Five: Hyperionize. Cost: 500. Charged for one turn, but after that turn, the regular attack has the power of the yamato cannon (each of the ten, not them combined) and the stack-piercing power of the missile swarm. This is a very expensive, but VERY powerful attack.
Health: to be determined.
Starting energy: 100.
Charge complete! But it will only increase player attack by 15%. 1150 damage to the wither and enderdragon! Charge approved.
My attack done, the power of the fez withdraws from me. It still lays in the fez, but lies dormant for now. I am my regular self once more. I attack the Wither by trampling it with a thousand rabid Sky Army members chasing a squid.
I create the rest of the Constructs, and repair the ones that are damaged, totaling 24 Constructs.
Now to create the Construct Control Center... They're inactive.
Fury Call 1/7.
I said, no more than 5 constructs that aren't created by the factory.
I fling subspace into the Enderdragon. With a golf club. While listening to A pirate shanty. With lots of bottles a rum and yarrrrrrs and Avasts and booty and loot and plundering from the greedy with blood and with our steel.
Low Presure Lava Bombs: 1000 damage to all Pro-Godmodder forces
I pump the enderdragon full of snowballs that hurt it faster than it can recover!.
Proof: Due to a quirk of how it reduces damage taken, snowballs and other projectiles, such as Ender Pearls and Eggs, that normally cause no damage to entities will deal one point (1 ()) of damage to the Ender Dragon. http://www.minecraft...ki/Ender_Dragon
EDIT: Realizing that the Constructs are not worth the resources to defend one attack, I put them away, and instead begin to call my military group.
There are currently 100 Followers at my whim, and I command them to pound the Wither with artillery.
I headshot the Wither with my antimatter rifle. The Wither is made out matter. The bullet is made out of antimatter. Guess what happens.
Edit: 5,800th reply! I've claimed one of the hundredth posts!
The wither is dead! Congratulations, soon, we will be at 300 pages! Who will get post 6000#? It's important because it's probably the last thousand milestone the game is going to hit...
The enderdragon is stunned for this turn! The AXIS fires at it for 10000 damage! The godmodder, right as he gets set up, notices that his boss mobs were taken down much more quickly than he could have anticipated. In anger, he decides that the village is going DOWN, whether they like it or not. He summons an army of creepers to storm and destroy the houses!
Voodoo Statue: 406501/1000000+50000/50000 shields(neutral)(connected to godmodder, will damage when destroyed)(shield recharger)(full shield blocker)(invincible)
Civilian 13: 100/100(submitting report, 1 turn until submitted)(defended against 2 attacks)(has jetpack, 5% fuel remaining)
Civilian 14: 100/100(submitting report, 2 turns until submitted)
Civilian 15: 100/100(submitting report, 2 turns until submitted)
Civilian 13 house: 28000/28000
Civilian 14 house: 25000/25000
Civilian 15 house: 80000/80000
Construct factory: 7500/7500(creating construct in 2 posts)
I build some fake houses out of dirt, then run on the rooftops of the dirt houses, dropping lava on creepers trying to pass through the dirt house maze to get to the houses.
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21/25
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Buildcraft Water Mortar Or BWM For short
HP:8000
Attack Mode:
High presure Lava spray: 2000 damage
Low Presure Lava Bombs: 1000 damage to all Pro-Godmodder forces
I command my BWM is use low Pressure bombs on the creepers while i build a wall made of Bricks covered with water to negate the explosion.
I also aid TwinBuilder's Chain attack.
To summarise, there is currently an admin godmodder who we are in the process of downgrading to badass so that we can kill him ONCE AND FOR ALL! People are doing all sorts of weird crapoppa sexy style moves to accomplish this, including me.
To summarise, there is currently an admin godmodder who we are in the process of downgrading to badass so that we can kill him ONCE AND FOR ALL! People are doing all sorts of weird crapoppa sexy style moves to accomplish this, including me.
But I, ThePenroseTriangle, am trying to help him.
(whispers so quietly that the godmodder can't hear me) I actually will betray him at the end.
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Brilliant!
I just read the first, like, 10 pages
I summon Nikolai Belinski and give him some Vodka.
(if u don't know who Nikolai Belinski is, go directly to Call of Duty Wiki, do not pass GO, do not collect $200.)
He goes on a rampage and starts killing everything that is working for/is the godmodder.
(I have no idea what this is going to do)
Edit: 5,800th reply! I've claimed one of the hundredth posts!
4000 damage to the wither!
6000 damage to the wither!
3000 damage to the wither! You aren't supposed to save everyone from the enderdragon and wither, you just need to hold out until those last few reports can roll in.
6000 damage!
She still exists, but is 50000 health weaker.
Charge complete! But it will only increase player attack by 15%. 1150 damage to the wither and enderdragon! Charge approved.
6900 damage to the wither!
Civilian 13 guarded against 1 non-boss attack!
I said, no more than 5 constructs that aren't created by the factory.
6900 damage to the dragon!
8050 damage!
3450 damage to the dragon!
2300 damage!
4600 damage to the wither!
Wither killed!
Does nothing!
The wither is dead! Congratulations, soon, we will be at 300 pages! Who will get post 6000#? It's important because it's probably the last thousand milestone the game is going to hit...
The enderdragon is stunned for this turn! The AXIS fires at it for 10000 damage! The godmodder, right as he gets set up, notices that his boss mobs were taken down much more quickly than he could have anticipated. In anger, he decides that the village is going DOWN, whether they like it or not. He summons an army of creepers to storm and destroy the houses!
Voodoo Statue: 406501/1000000+50000/50000 shields(neutral)(connected to godmodder, will damage when destroyed)(shield recharger)(full shield blocker)(invincible)
Civilian 13: 100/100(submitting report, 1 turn until submitted)(defended against 2 attacks)(has jetpack, 5% fuel remaining)
Civilian 14: 100/100(submitting report, 2 turns until submitted)
Civilian 15: 100/100(submitting report, 2 turns until submitted)
Civilian 13 house: 28000/28000
Civilian 14 house: 25000/25000
Civilian 15 house: 80000/80000
Construct factory: 7500/7500(creating construct in 2 posts)
Construct: 1000/1000x7(protecting civilian)
BMW: 8000/8000
AXIS: 10000/10000(Main body: 10 TJ)(Left gun: 10 TJ)(Right Gun: 0 TJ)(Shield generator: 0 TJ)(Med bay: 0 TJ)(Targeting system: 0 TJ)(Mortar: 0 TJ)(anti-godmodder)
Enderdragon: 4150/100000(anti-house)(one hit kill)
Creepers: 6000/6000x20(anti-house)
Reports against the godmodder: 9/10
Admin Godmodder HP: 25000/25000(pro-godmodder)(admin)(god mode)
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I call apple. I ask for its CEO, _______________ Hale _____________. (Not Saxton Hale! For Real!)
21/25
8/10
Buildcraft Water Mortar Or BWM For short
HP:8000
Attack Mode:
High presure Lava spray: 2000 damage
Low Presure Lava Bombs: 1000 damage to all Pro-Godmodder forces
I command my BWM is use low Pressure bombs on the creepers while i build a wall made of Bricks covered with water to negate the explosion.
I also aid TwinBuilder's Chain attack.
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GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Armada of Doom: 3/50
TT2000, you are genius.
To summarise, there is currently an admin godmodder who we are in the process of downgrading to badass so that we can kill him ONCE AND FOR ALL! People are doing all sorts of
weird crapoppa sexy stylemoves to accomplish this, including me.GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
But I, ThePenroseTriangle, am trying to help him.
(whispers so quietly that the godmodder can't hear me) I actually will betray him at the end.
I just read the first, like, 10 pages
I summon Nikolai Belinski and give him some Vodka.
(if u don't know who Nikolai Belinski is, go directly to Call of Duty Wiki, do not pass GO, do not collect $200.)
He goes on a rampage and starts killing everything that is working for/is the godmodder.