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i i just kill the godmodder

Quote from Snorkydo

I bribe GLaDOS with Wheatly clones she can torture.

+20% anti-godmodder persuasion!

Quote from Robecuba

I throw money at the godmodder, so he can buy health packs

The godmodder does not need your foolish money! He already has nigh-infinite amounts!

Quote from Sylveon

I use some of my infinite money to increase aperture's budget so GLaDOS can perform more tests without risking bankruptcy.

+20%!

Quote from lbp2roks

I shoot an arrow at the godmodder, hitting him in the knee.

6000 damage to the terror wither!

Quote from Robecuba

i buy a portal gun and give it to the godmodder

The godmodder, annoyed at your constant aid, does the "infinite falling" trick with the portal gun on you!

Quote from Frog81

I blast the Terror Wither with a Hadouken.

7000 damage!

Quote from Snorkydo

I hold GLaDOS at gunpoint and tell her that if she doesn't deffer to our side, I will bring Wheatly back, and hack her system and put her into a tomato, where she will be forced to listen to Wheatly ramble on with a megaphone.

+20%!

Quote from TwinBuilder

I can't believe anyone hasn't tried this yet...

I give GLaDOS tons of cake to bribe her to our side!

And now for my attack: I hit the Terror Wither with 10,000 falling anvils!

+20%, 2000 damage!

Quote from Droideka30

I give GLaDOS some new testing equipment!

+20%!

Quote from MadScientist

I conjure up a rain of falling creepers that have long fall boots attached to them and give them to GLaDOS. Now she can test with walking exploding plants!

+20%!

Quote from CoolShades

DEATH LIGHTNING STRIKER TANK: 18/20
Tank: Rocket turbos done. Vehicle is now flying. Engaging final steps of building. SuperArmor: 50% done.
The barrier disappears, and the vehicle is flying. The window opens for me to start riding in the tank.

Quote from Crusher48

40/50 charge
I use the shrine to fire the Infinity tank's uber attack. A volley of massive machine gun shots occurs, accompanyed by so many rockets that the sky is covered with them. The shells target the terror wither, and the rockets target the godmodder's task force brigades.

500 damage to all of them!

Quote from florisheld

i i just kill the godmodder

How?

All 4 MTFs attempt to convince GLaDOS to help the godmodders, giving her +80% godmodder persuasion! The godmodder also attempts to convince as well as using the shrine to summon a spartan squad, which he ALSO uses to convince GLaDOS, giving another +40%! The wither begins charging a UBER-FOCUS BLAST, which will be unleashed next turn! The Death Star unleashes the PLANET DESTROYER BEAM on the wither for 60000 damage! The other anti-godmodders are unable to attack, not because of fear of getting hit, but because the ground is shaking from the massive physical damage being inflicted!

Death Star: 111500/315000(anti-godmodder)(+1000 health every Frog post)(+500 health every TT2000 post)

Destroyer: 10000 health+3000/127000 shields(full shield blocker)(anti-godmodder)(hiding, +500 shields per turn)

Terror wither: 178000/500000(bodyguard)(pro-godmodder)

Mobile Task Force Brigades: 17000/20000x3, 3000/20000(-1000 health per turn for 2 turns)x1(pro-godmodder)

Iron golem machine: 30000/30000(anti-godmodder)(creating a golem squad every 3 posts, 3 posts remaining)

Iron golem squad: 1000/1000x1(anti-godmodder)

Terror pig: 5000/5000(does nothing)(neutral)

GLaDOS: 75000/75000(coaxing to anti-godmodder side: -40%)(neurotoxic sprayer)(neutral)

Saxton Hale: 80000/80000(anti-godmodder)

Shrine: 100000/100000(neutral)

Godmodder HP: 10/80(pro-godmodder(DUH))

I give GLaDOS 100 vats of deadly neurotoxin. Come on, guys, coax her! We can't let her fall into the wrong hands!

I then shoot the Terror Wither with a tranq, making it go to sleep. Then I STAB IT repeatedly with an obsidian knife! The Terror Wither stays asleep for 2 other turns. I then use this attack to show GLaDOS how good attackers we are!

I give GLaDOS the blueprints for my experimental space worm, the ship with wormhole generator.
45/50 charge.

Just as a note; I'm pretty sure most of you figured this already, but the "one post per my post" rule is gone now that I have returned.

I decide if the anti-chuck norris turret is indestructible, the most I can do is shrink it until it is the size of a gummy bear, and eat it.

I give GLaDOS X-rays of the godmodder's brain, showing how he would make a great test subject.

I teach GLaDOS cloning so whenever a test subject dies she can just send in a clone.

I give GLaDOS a video on loop that has a thousand and one ways to kill Wheatly.

I stab the Terror Wither.

I then give GLaDOS a book entitled, "A Thousand and One Things You Never Thought to Test People On"

I tell the godmodder "If you are a man, punch yourself in the nuts while wearing spiked brass knuckles."

I then give GLaDOS the entire land of Equestria to experiment on, since I conquered it and tortured most of the inhabitants last Tuesday.

I tell GLaDOS where that ship filled with testing equipment that disappeared during portal tests is positioned. The one they try to get in HalfLife 2 Episode whatever-I-forgot.

I get a Deathstrike launcher to fire, centering on the godmodder. The blast hits the godmodder and all pro- and anti- godmodder stuff.

http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Deathstrike_Missile_Launcher

Laser-portalgun-TNT planet mega attack: 14/15
I shoot a blue portal onto planet Explodium, and an orange one directly under the terror wither! The wither is instantly sucked into the portal because of the differences in air pressure! I close th portal as soon as the wither is through...

AXIS: 19/37 I think

I fund the creation of a new massive testing laboratory to bribe GLaDOS with.

I play GLaDOS Want You Gone on the piano.

50/50 Done!

A massive flying warship activates its thrusters, and engages weapons systems. 10 railguns fire on the terror wither, and a thunder missile hits the Terror Pig, turning it into a Terror Pigman.

Voltzmobile: 100000/100000 HP, 50000/50000 Shields.
Abilities:
Shields: Shields block 75% of incoming fire, and regenerate at 10k per round.
Crew: crewmembers repair hull for 5000 health each round.
Railguns: 24 railguns, 10 on each side and 4 on the front, capable of causing massive damage.
Missile launchers: various missiles can be launched, each one having a different effect.

I perform Gangnam style for GLaDOS.