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Next 5,000 posts that attack the godmodder will have 10¹⁰x more power.

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Next 5,000 posts that attack the godmodder will have 10¹⁰x more power.

OP

I throw exploding waffles at the godmodder

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Next 5,000 posts that attack the godmodder will have 10¹⁰x more power.

It doesn't work that way.

Charging lazor: 3/5

I make the SUPER BOSS look at the sun for 24 hours.

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I make the SUPER BOSS look at the sun for 24 hours.

Too late, it died. :3

I throw more exploding waffles at the godmodder.

I blow Minor's face in with my shoulder cannon again, since he didn't seem to notice the first shot. then I pick him up, throw him into a tree again, tackle him a second time, and blow his face in for a third time.

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TNT cannons: 20/20!
Herobrine hits the red button to fire the first wave of cannons at the Super Boss! Laughing as the boss goes BOOM, he stands by, reddy to launch the second wave when necessary!
Edit: TT2000 posted right as I did. If the super boss is already dead, the cannons fire at Minor or the Godmodder instead.
Edit 2: Never mind.

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I throw a tree with poison ivy on it at Minor. He is so itchy that he can't attack!

I am CHARGING MAH LAZOR at Minor. It will be done charging in 5 posts.

1/5

Minor's attack disabled for this turn!

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Herobrine fires the remaining TNT at Minor! There's not much left but it should do at least some damage. Oh, and I set up some note blocks to play the 1812 overture while the cannons fire.

./)Bah de dah de dah de dah dum bum BOOM! ./)

4000 damage to Minor!

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The godmodder has 10 health, I think that it is considered "The final battle" now and the secret of the void should help us.

It's getting close, but the final battle doesn't REALLY start until the godmodder is truly on his last legs. He currently has about 10 legs left.

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I use the LOOTSACK OF CRUSHING [LEGENDARY] (here) on Minor!

3000 damage to Minor!

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I turn minor into a penguin.

Minor turned into a penguin for the duration of this post, but it doesn't really matter since he can't attack anyway.

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5/15
OPness magic 2/5

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I give minor a platter with 100 cookies that taste extraordinarily delicious, but are laced with a tasteless, deadly poison.

5000 damage!

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...disturbed.

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I use MEGA CROTCH KICK on minor.

You don't think you are going just a BIT too hard on your former ally? Talk about Good Is Not Nice! 5000 damage!

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OHHHHHHH!

(In squeaky voice) Just a moment, please. GOSH, that hurt. Whoo!

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I make out with the godmodder...

Does nothing!

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restart bomb game will restart after 5 posts

Listen, if you are going to continue to disrupt the topic even when you have been told off repeatedly by all the other players, it is probably best you simply leave the thread.

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You are a troll, your argument is INVALID B*TCH! NOW GO HOME YOU DUMB LITTLE KID!

I use the hurtful tone of my post to attack the godmodder.

The godmodder ABSORBS THE HATRED!

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Stop trying to restart the game! In fact, stop trying to restart every single forum game you participate in!

I zap Goanna for being annoying and trying to restart games. We've come so far, why would you want to restart it?!

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I pick up goanna and throw him/her at Minor, knocking Minor into a tree and making his back hurt. while his back hurts, I tackle him to the ground and use my shoulder cannon to blow his face in.

3000 damage!

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I use my cannons to fire it out of this universe, ricocheting off your face.

Quote from Snorkydo

I use the power of all the people feeding the troll (goanna67) to launch TROLL LAZERZ AT DA GODMODDER! The godmodder is trolled and is so ticked off he won't be able to block the next attack!

The next post will succeed!

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I decide to restart goanna's life, and he is now a harmless little baby, in his mother's sweet, loving care.

It works! Goannas attacks shouldn't work unless he finds a way around the limitations of his age.

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I push minor. Into a hole.

2000 damage!

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Charging lazor: 2/5

In my newfound despair over the fact that you now must craft golden apples with ingots, I bathe Minor in boiling liquid gold.

You can make the old ones(even MORE powerful) if you use the gold block recipe. Still, does 1500 damage!

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I throw hot sauce in the godmodder's eyes.

The next godmodder-boosting post will fail!

Quote from john4s13

Next 5,000 posts that attack the godmodder will have 10¹⁰x more power.

Failed!

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OP

I throw exploding waffles at the godmodder

The godmodder eats them, and his IRON STOMACH protects him, as usual.

Quote from TwinBuilder

It doesn't work that way.

Charging lazor: 3/5

I make the SUPER BOSS look at the sun for 24 hours.

Quote from Snorkydo

Too late, it died. :3

I throw more exploding waffles at the godmodder.

The same thing happens!

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I blow Minor's face in with my shoulder cannon again, since he didn't seem to notice the first shot. then I pick him up, throw him into a tree again, tackle him a second time, and blow his face in for a third time.

4000 damage!

The spartan squad shoots the turret army for 1000 damage, and a new one comes out to join them! Minor is too busy itching to do anything...

The godmodder realizes that he is nearly down to single digits. Never before has something gone so wrong in a battle such as this! He decides to bring in some of his BEST terrors, to make you rage-quit for good! He summons the TERROR ENDERDRAGON and TERROR WITHER, shocking the anti-godmodders to not be able to attack for this turn!

Death Star: 315000/315000(anti-godmodder)(has 2000 health shield)(+1000 health every Frog post)

Elite Droidekas 22/30: 9000/9000 on twenty-second droideka(anti-godmodder)(all have 2000 health shield)(+10 damage each)(-100 damage from all attacks)

Destroyer: 10000 health+127000/127000 shields(full shield blocker)(anti-godmodder)

Shadow Terror: 200000/200000(anti-godmodder)

Turret army: 108400/105500(gaining 1300 max/current health each turn)(max health goes down with current health)(anti-godmodder)(+100 attack)

Minor: 75000/150000

Spartan squad: 1000/1000x2(multi-kill resister)

Spartan base: 40000/40000(new squad coming in 3 posts)

Terror Enderdragon: 300000/300000(bodyguard)

Terror wither: 500000/500000(bodyguard)

Godmodder HP: 10/80

I fire the Hatred cannon at the godmoder, with my previous buffs.

I start charging up for a Mega attack.

EFFECTS:
Levels in effect:
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20/20: The attack is unleashed!

I give an encouraging speech to all my fellow godmoder killers,

"Friends, Rivals, and foes, I say to thee, our duty is almost complete, and we shall keep on fighting, for our life, for entertainment, and most of all... FOR THE PAYCHECK!!!"

the crowed chants "FOR THE PAYCHECK!!!" and all of the attacks against the godmoder, terrors, or anything else for the next 7 rounds have my buffs.

I shove salt water down the godmodder's throat, rusting his iron stomach and making him barf. (because we all know how bad salty water tastes...)

AC-130 Pave Aegis feeds godder its explosive MGs
Delta attack the godder with explosives and small arms

AC-130 FUEL: 17/50 102mm:8/20
"25 40 reloading again*

The ambassador of Brazil sends a call to arms to all of its online game hackers (pretty much 99% of the population) to this server to attack the godmodder because there can only be one. The countries of hacker tackle the godder and are stuck onto him, while generating explosions at the same time. I also call Travis Touchdown from No More Heroes (1/10)

I sip some liquid gold as the above happens. "Nice fireworks." I say to the spartan squads, who are watching the spectacle with me. "Yes it is sir." I sip some more. "And when did you guys turn evil?" I ask the squad leaders. "The godmodder implanted chips in us sir.." They reply. I sip some more. "Then let's go get them out shall we?" I ask. "No sir." They reply, pointing guns at me. I sigh, and kill one squad, before removing the chips in the leader of the other squad. "Now go and get that base purified!" I order them. "Yes sir!" They answer, and go to carry out my order.

Spartan squad: 1000/1000^x1

3/10

I order Oblivion to anger the Terror Wither and then activate his deadliest attack:Death Swap (If enemy fires projectile, then Oblivion will swap places with the enemy right before the projectiles hit him)

Charging lazor: 4/5

I upgrade the Turret Army so that they deal 300 more damage per turn.

This is it, isn't it. This is where we all end. Let's go out WITH STYLE!

I smash the Terror Enderdragon and Terror Wither's heads together.

With that bit about the backfire not being able to work on the Death Star I meant the Death Star would definetely survive. It was like a 45 turn summon with a 10 turn cloaking shield and 10 turn nanobots. I could have it cloak for repairs. Anyway... I fire the Death Star at the Spartan Base. If anything is in the way then it will just end up being zapped too because I doubt any of your entities are large enough to block the ENTIRE laser.

I summon godmoder's mama, cause she's so fat, she blocks the entire laser with room to spare.

I borrow Vinyl Scratches Bass Cannon and fire it!

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I borrow Vinyl Scratches Bass Cannon and fire it!

I amplify it with my dubstep machine.

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I amplify it with my dubstep machine.

I amplify it with my sun-sized speaker.

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I summon godmoder's mama, cause she's so fat, she blocks the entire laser with room to spare.

Isn't the Spartan Army pro-godmodder? Anyway... she would either die which would probably make the godmodder mad or would be blasted directly into the base which would just amplify the damage... Anyway... I use Force powers to charge the Terror Wither and deflect any thrown projectiles back at it. If this is a wither then it will get health regen when injured so we should try to kil it quickly.