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"Every game has a story, but only one is a legend." - Archaois, DeviantArt
"They say you must walk a mile in a man's shoes to understand him. After that, who cares? You have this man's shoes and you're a mile away!" - Unknown
Wait-a-minute...
I don't think you've clearly said this yet. Will KILLING the mystery gate actually OPEN it, or merely DESTROY it? I'd hate to think we were doing the wrong thing....
Anyways, I attack the combatant with faulty launchers!
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I tell a ton of gullible people that the only way to survive the next 2012 is to get inside the mystery gate. Hurry, we must pry it open or the floods will kill us!
Once again using magic, I summon Commander Shepard, Destroyer of Reapers and Savior of the Galaxy! At the end of the third game she chose Control (it was a different ending in which she kept her body), and so she comes in with a large armada of Reapers under her control. She is indebted to me for saving her by altering the ending of the game, so she won't betray me, and due to her paragon/heroic nature, she does not accept any bribes of any sort. She did not have any love interests throughout the games, so you cannot threaten them. She cannot be mind-controlled in any way shape or form, and any puppet controls (like taking over her body and forcing her to do stuff that way) do not work either. Everyone, welcome Commander Shepard to the battlefield.
Shepard HP: 110,000
Reaper Armada: 100,000,000
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"Every game has a story, but only one is a legend." - Archaois, DeviantArt
"They say you must walk a mile in a man's shoes to understand him. After that, who cares? You have this man's shoes and you're a mile away!" - Unknown
You summon Commander Shepard? Well, I finish building Super Mecha Death Christ, double summoning in one turn=double powers! Yes, I started this a while ago, and lost track of charge count. Anyway, due to his holy and robotic natures, robot/hacking/computer attacks are absorbed and give him more strength, and he does double damage to computers/demonic entities. Immunity to light/dark and holy/unholy damage. He can walk on water and cannot drown. Has laser eyes, machine guns, bazookas, rocket launchers, grenade launchers, etc. mounted on his body. His armor blocks all damage from lasers, guns, plasma weaponry, fire, melee attacks, and explosives. He has rockets mounted on it, and therefore can fly. Can summon horrible old video games to harass enemies, distracting them. He cannot be mind controlled, distracted, or converted to the Godmodder side because he is... Well, holy! Germans and Soviets worship him, as he was based off their old version of the Super Mecha Death Christ project, so they will not attack him. His armor also blocks out electricity damage, water-based damage, and he uses his holy powers to block all magic attacks on him. I do the summoning so fast it cannot be interrupted. He fires all his weapons repeatedly at the mystery gate.
5/23
Me and Dirty Dan get into an argument that goes like this:
Me: "I'M DIRTY DAN!"
Dirty Dan:"I'M DIRTY DAN!"
Me: "NO, I'M DIRTY DAN!"
This goes on for a few hours.
We eventually start hitting each other over the head with weapons made of snow.
The godmodder breaks up the fight by summoning sandy.
6/23
We make so much noise we wake Sandy up.When she bursts in, she asks who Dirty Dan really is, and Dirty Dan says 'I am" Sandy attacks him and knocks him out. Before drifting off, he says "Hot wings!". She then goes to attack me, saying "You're next, Pinhead Larry," I say "I'm not Pinhead Larry, he is," I then point to Pinhead Larry. She attacks him, too.
The T.M.C.V.C.E.C.A (Time Machine Cloning Vat Curse Eliminator Combo of Awesomeness)
13/25
Sorry Talist, gonna have to wait for your relic.
I rewrite the godmodder's genetic code to make him unattractive, and make his personality horrible, and also change his minecraft skin to be an unattractive freak. Both of these make him unable to ally, both IRL and in Minecraft.
The godmodder already has all those things. Obviously that didn't stop him from making allies.
After beating the dreaded MODERATOR DEMON and curing me from the CURSE OF SUSPENSION, I use all of his remaining power to accelerate construction of the shadow terror!
I return! I call arceus to attack all godmodder allies and the godmodder himself. And his life plates block all attacks, remember? And I do have enough badges to train him.
Arceus summoned! The godmodder begins stealing the life plates immediately...
i ask the mystery gate a single and straight foward question: "you hold incredible treasures my good gate, should you please open and we will use your treasures for the good of people, good gate sir. in other words, would you please open, fine gentleman?"
The mystery gate takes tons of offense at this, due to treasure being a stereotype and it actually being a girl. +10000 health to the mystery gate!
Wait-a-minute...
I don't think you've clearly said this yet. Will KILLING the mystery gate actually OPEN it, or merely DESTROY it? I'd hate to think we were doing the wrong thing....
Anyways, I attack the combatant with faulty launchers!
You are busting down the doors, not the gate itself. Once it is defeated, the doors hiding what is inside will disappear, but not the gate itself. Destroying it is the correct thing to do.
I tell a ton of gullible people that the only way to survive the next 2012 is to get inside the mystery gate. Hurry, we must pry it open or the floods will kill us!
Once again using magic, I summon Commander Shepard, Destroyer of Reapers and Savior of the Galaxy! At the end of the third game she chose Control (it was a different ending in which she kept her body), and so she comes in with a large armada of Reapers under her control. She is indebted to me for saving her by altering the ending of the game, so she won't betray me, and due to her paragon/heroic nature, she does not accept any bribes of any sort. She did not have any love interests throughout the games, so you cannot threaten them. She cannot be mind-controlled in any way shape or form, and any puppet controls (like taking over her body and forcing her to do stuff that way) do not work either. Everyone, welcome Commander Shepard to the battlefield.
Shepard HP: 110,000
Reaper Armada: 100,000,000
Shepard and the reapers summoned! The godmodder begins mind-controlling the reaper armada... luckily, the charging made shepard immune to mind-control!
You summon Commander Shepard? Well, I finish building Super Mecha Death Christ, double summoning in one turn=double powers! Yes, I started this a while ago, and lost track of charge count. Anyway, due to his holy and robotic natures, robot/hacking/computer attacks are absorbed and give him more strength, and he does double damage to computers/demonic entities. Immunity to light/dark and holy/unholy damage. He can walk on water and cannot drown. Has laser eyes, machine guns, bazookas, rocket launchers, grenade launchers, etc. mounted on his body. His armor blocks all damage from lasers, guns, plasma weaponry, fire, melee attacks, and explosives. He has rockets mounted on it, and therefore can fly. Can summon horrible old video games to harass enemies, distracting them. He cannot be mind controlled, distracted, or converted to the Godmodder side because he is... Well, holy! Germans and Soviets worship him, as he was based off their old version of the Super Mecha Death Christ project, so they will not attack him. His armor also blocks out electricity damage, water-based damage, and he uses his holy powers to block all magic attacks on him. I do the summoning so fast it cannot be interrupted. He fires all his weapons repeatedly at the mystery gate.
Super Mecha Death Bot added! The godmodder arms his allies with water attacks to damage it properly...
The combatant, purple dan, and pinhead Larry all attack the super mecha bot for 37000 damage. The mind-controlled reaper armada joins in, dealing 1000 damage, but has their attack boosted by the godmodder for 16000 damage! Anti-godmodder forces move in on purple dan, quickly killing him. They begin tearing apart pinhead larry, too, dealing 18000 damage.
Mystery gate: 477499/1000000(neutral)(being destroyed by herobrine, -5000 health per turn)
Steve: 10/10(anti-godmodder)(respawn ability)(stone pick level)(immune to fire)
Combatant: 149960000/1000000000
Grace ocelot: 24500/50000(hiding, +500 health per turn)
You failed to include any responces to quotes, but anyway...
I place THE CURSE OF SIDE SWITCHING on every entity, making so when they are created, they will melt if they do not stay on the same side as the one who created them. This will make it much safer to one-turn summon entities for anti-godmodders as they will melt if the godmodder tries to bribe/brainwash/hold a relative of the entity ransom.
Tut tut godmodder, you don't remember from the last time? If you can't control Shepard (who controls the Reapers) you can't control the Reapers. Her will level is infinite to the infinite power to the infinite power, etc. The Reapers attack the Combatant, and Dr. Fate pins down Pinhead Larry under a large rock summoned with magic.
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"Every game has a story, but only one is a legend." - Archaois, DeviantArt
"They say you must walk a mile in a man's shoes to understand him. After that, who cares? You have this man's shoes and you're a mile away!" - Unknown
I call Notch on the phone to ask if he can help, he accepts. I come with him.
*Notch (99999999999999/99999999999999) has joined the game.*
*XxXlol_dudeXxX (1000000/1000000) has joined the game*
Notch bans the godmodder (This includes his alts)and all his helpers from the fourms, and Minecraft. He also makes it so his helpers and the godmodder himself can't make new alts
XxXlol_dudeXxX gives give notch a cake for a job well done.
I call Notch on the phone to ask if he can help, he accepts. I come with him.
*Notch (99999999999999/99999999999999) has joined the game.*
*XxXlol_dudeXxX (1000000/1000000) has joined the game*
Notch bans the godmodder (This includes his alts)and all his helpers from the fourms, and Minecraft. He also makes it so his helpers and the godmodder himself can't make new alts
XxXlol_dudeXxX gives give notch a cake for a job well done.
If one hit kills would work, the godmodder would be dead by now. If you use simple logic, then you should figure out that it doesn't work like that.24/30 building the outer walls of Altkuink.
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Would you like to know the atomic structure of a piece of bread?
...How did you hurt SMDC? It has like, half the immunities of the hellkite dragons. Anyway, I have it use holy-healing powers to heal itself and any other Anti-Godmodders that are injured.
If one hit kills would work, the godmodder would be dead by now. If you use simple logic, then you should figure out that it doesn't work like that.
24/30 building the outer walls of Altkuink.
Someone summoned CriticSquid for an attempted OHKO on like, page 2. I wasn't there, but I did check back for possible strategies. However, it had a 5 turn charge and the godmodder murdered him way before it was finished. Oh, and I continue to bash the Mystery Gate with Jassycats mounted on a battering ram.
It has incredible health (I'm talking billions), but it's defensive abilities are so bad, that every attack can deal like 5000000 damage to it. It also can't attack whatsoever.
As long as this is alive, all godmodder allies will attack only this instead of anything else.
Due to it being a large brick tower, it has nerves of concrete, and can't be changed to the godmodder's side.
Using my telekinesis, I split an atom apart inside the combatant's head, setting off a large nuclear explosion.
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"Every game has a story, but only one is a legend." - Archaois, DeviantArt
"They say you must walk a mile in a man's shoes to understand him. After that, who cares? You have this man's shoes and you're a mile away!" - Unknown
I frantically fire fireballs at Pinhead Larry.
"They say you must walk a mile in a man's shoes to understand him. After that, who cares? You have this man's shoes and you're a mile away!" - Unknown
I don't think you've clearly said this yet. Will KILLING the mystery gate actually OPEN it, or merely DESTROY it? I'd hate to think we were doing the wrong thing....
Anyways, I attack the combatant with faulty launchers!
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
My Best Map so farAll my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Shepard HP: 110,000
Reaper Armada: 100,000,000
"They say you must walk a mile in a man's shoes to understand him. After that, who cares? You have this man's shoes and you're a mile away!" - Unknown
100000000 damage!
Most of the godmodder's allies aren't that sane to begin with...
He doesn't know, he is destroying the mystery gate in order to find out.
The godmodder summons ABMO! Every 6 pages he heals the godmodder for 1 health! Neither will be counted as entities, due to being invincible.
The godmodder breaks up the fight by summoning sandy.
Its already been done.
The godmodder already has all those things. Obviously that didn't stop him from making allies.
Dirty Dan turned!
In order to get the wolf back without it being effected by the curse of repetitiveness, you must...RENAME IT!
Nah.
3000 damage!
Does nothing!
1000 damage to all pro-godmodders! Except the actual godmodder.
Arceus summoned! The godmodder begins stealing the life plates immediately...
The mystery gate takes tons of offense at this, due to treasure being a stereotype and it actually being a girl. +10000 health to the mystery gate!
5000 damage!
5000 damage!
You are busting down the doors, not the gate itself. Once it is defeated, the doors hiding what is inside will disappear, but not the gate itself. Destroying it is the correct thing to do.
6000 damage!
10000 damage!
Shepard and the reapers summoned! The godmodder begins mind-controlling the reaper armada... luckily, the charging made shepard immune to mind-control!
Super Mecha Death Bot added! The godmodder arms his allies with water attacks to damage it properly...
The combatant, purple dan, and pinhead Larry all attack the super mecha bot for 37000 damage. The mind-controlled reaper armada joins in, dealing 1000 damage, but has their attack boosted by the godmodder for 16000 damage! Anti-godmodder forces move in on purple dan, quickly killing him. They begin tearing apart pinhead larry, too, dealing 18000 damage.
Mystery gate: 477499/1000000(neutral)(being destroyed by herobrine, -5000 health per turn)
Steve: 10/10(anti-godmodder)(respawn ability)(stone pick level)(immune to fire)
Combatant: 149960000/1000000000
Grace ocelot: 24500/50000(hiding, +500 health per turn)
Pinhead Larry: 11000/30000
Reaper armada: 900000000/900000000(anti-godmodder)(being converted)
Mind-controlled reaper armada: 100000000/100000000
Shepard: 110000/110000(anti-godmodder)(immune to mind-control)
Arceus: 80000/80000(anti-godmodder)(having life plates stolen, 8 left)
Super Mecha bot: 27000/80000(anti-godmodder)
Godmodder HP: 16/80(mind-controlling reaper armada)(stealing 2 plates per turn)
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
I place THE CURSE OF SIDE SWITCHING on every entity, making so when they are created, they will melt if they do not stay on the same side as the one who created them. This will make it much safer to one-turn summon entities for anti-godmodders as they will melt if the godmodder tries to bribe/brainwash/hold a relative of the entity ransom.
"They say you must walk a mile in a man's shoes to understand him. After that, who cares? You have this man's shoes and you're a mile away!" - Unknown
Building the Towers of Altkuink.
I also attack the mystery gate with the cannon Mr. Hank.
TT2000, you are genius.
*Notch (99999999999999/99999999999999) has joined the game.*
*XxXlol_dudeXxX (1000000/1000000) has joined the game*
Notch bans the godmodder (This includes his alts)and all his helpers from the fourms, and Minecraft. He also makes it so his helpers and the godmodder himself can't make new alts
XxXlol_dudeXxX gives give notch a cake for a job well done.
AT LEAST IT'S CREATIVE. ( That's what she said. ) I'm so lonely...
If one hit kills would work, the godmodder would be dead by now. If you use simple logic, then you should figure out that it doesn't work like that.24/30 building the outer walls of Altkuink.
TT2000, you are genius.
Someone summoned CriticSquid for an attempted OHKO on like, page 2. I wasn't there, but I did check back for possible strategies. However, it had a 5 turn charge and the godmodder murdered him way before it was finished. Oh, and I continue to bash the Mystery Gate with Jassycats mounted on a battering ram.
It has incredible health (I'm talking billions), but it's defensive abilities are so bad, that every attack can deal like 5000000 damage to it. It also can't attack whatsoever.
As long as this is alive, all godmodder allies will attack only this instead of anything else.
Due to it being a large brick tower, it has nerves of concrete, and can't be changed to the godmodder's side.
1/5
Putting Time Machine on hold until this is built.
Shadow terror:
Health: 10,000/10,000
26/50
"They say you must walk a mile in a man's shoes to understand him. After that, who cares? You have this man's shoes and you're a mile away!" - Unknown
The seven silly seashells attach to the godmodder, and begin to tell him REALLY bad jokes.