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I summon the Epic Carnivorous Goldiesaurus' and the 75 Omnivorous Goldiesaurus tanks from my thread on the OP difficulty to attack the Godmodder. Epic Carnivorous Goldiesaurus has 50.000 health, while each tank has 250 health.
Machines summoned! They will attempt to attack the godmodder at the end of every post by me.
I unleash 5,000 of my brethren upon him, led by Chuck Norris disguised as a Charged Creeper.
They all decide to attack one at a time. And the godmodders armor is hacked to have unbreaking 127. Chuck Norris is still distracted by the ACN(anti-chuck norris) gun.
I give the godmodder a cookie and before he finishes if I steal it and stuff it down my throat. Unfortunately I have a special ingredient in the cookie that gives the second person to eat the cookie the powers of the first. I murder the godmodder with my mind and become the godmedder myself.
Goddmodder health 100/100
The cookie actually can only give 1 power. And the godmodder has 2 powers in addition to godmodding: Power 1 is "teleport power holder to underworld to be tortured forever", and power 2 is "power 1 doesn't actually happen". Guess which one you get?
Well, if godmodder doesn't like help, OP should have said "don't help" instead of "you can help"
I receive 70 damage from drowning in the flooded sewers in my house, while being mauled by howler monkeys.
EXCEPT that I reveal that it was secretly the godmodder in the flooded house sewers with the howler monkeys mauling him, and That I was wearing a godmodder mask drowning, sewer-ing, and howler-monkey-ing the godmodder!!!!!
Except that isn't what happens, due to an extremely complicated time paradox involving sticks and bananas that would take forever to explain. 70 damage to you.
except I had done a mind switch before the sticks and bananas incident, 70 damage to youAlso, I shake godmodder's hand, however... I'M WEARING A HANDSHAKE BUZZER THAT CAUSES 8 DAMAGE ON CONTACT!!! (and I don't have it on backwards, I checked twice!)
I call in the Mainframe, then hop inside, disappear, and launch a psychomancy probe which directly aims for the godmodders brain, disrupting the electrical signals, which leaves him vulnerable to my follow-up attack. I summon SLENDERMANN! THE TEAM FORTRESS 2 EQUIVALENT OF SLENDERMAN!
I code a virus to delete server files randomly (but not itself), and hide it in an anti-hacking program (and it works hiding it as that as it deletes all files, including hacking files, randomly). The random file deletion deletes the files that keep me from using admin commands.
Now that I have admin commands, I delete the the virus. Then, I unleash an attack that is ungodmoddable, undeletable, undodgeable, undeflectable, and unsurvivible, and aim it at the godmodder.
As a distraction, I shoot a powerful blast of infared radiation at the godmodder's car (IF it hits, the godmodder's car will either burst into flames, or explode).
I summon the Epic Carnivorous Goldiesaurus' and the 75 Omnivorous Goldiesaurus tanks from my thread on the OP difficulty to attack the Godmodder. Epic Carnivorous Goldiesaurus has 50.000 health, while each tank has 250 health.
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The godmodder unleashes a burst of green flames from his hands, killing 35 omnivorous goldisarauses.
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Omnivorous goldisaraus:250/250x30
I give the godmodder a complicated college math textbook. Get the correct answer on all the problems before morning.
I give the godmodder a complicated college math textbook. Get the correct answer on all the problems before morning.
I steal all the godmodder's pencils and calculators, then use "Brain Sap" so he is unable to solve it. I use my increased brain power to formulate a plan that would deal 100 damage to the godmodder (It's too long to explain) and do it.
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except I had done a mind switch before the sticks and bananas incident, 70 damage to you
Also, I shake godmodder's hand, however... I'M WEARING A HANDSHAKE BUZZER THAT CAUSES 8 DAMAGE ON CONTACT!!! (and I don't have it on backwards, I checked twice!)
All of this counter godmodding confuses the godmodder, causing him to take 1 damage.
I call in the Mainframe, then hop inside, disappear, and launch a psychomancy probe which directly aims for the godmodders brain, disrupting the electrical signals, which leaves him vulnerable to my follow-up attack. I summon SLENDERMANN! THE TEAM FORTRESS 2 EQUIVALENT OF SLENDERMAN!
Slendermann joins the godmodder's side, and wreaks havoc on the carnivore goldie, dealing 10000 damage.
I code a virus to delete server files randomly (but not itself), and hide it in an anti-hacking program (and it works hiding it as that as it deletes all files, including hacking files, randomly). The random file deletion deletes the files that keep me from using admin commands.
Now that I have admin commands, I delete the the virus. Then, I unleash an attack that is ungodmoddable, undeletable, undodgeable, undeflectable, and unsurvivible, and aim it at the godmodder.
As a distraction, I shoot a powerful blast of infared radiation at the godmodder's car (IF it hits, the godmodder's car will either burst into flames, or explode).
The deletion machine also deleted the admin commands! And the godmodder does not have a car!
I steal all the godmodder's pencils and calculators, then use "Brain Sap" so he is unable to solve it. I use my increased brain power to formulate a plan that would deal 100 damage to the godmodder (It's too long to explain) and do it.
The plan didn't work for reasons that are too long too explain.
The godmodder unleashes a void ray, destroying the remaining omnivorous goldies. And they couldn't attack because all of their weapons decided to randomly jam.
The godmodder suddenly has the possibility that you might actually be a threat enter his mind. He thinks his defeat is unlikely, but just in case, he summons 2 terrors.
I summon LazyPurple to trolldier the terror zombie, while I bury the terror skeleton in Koelkasts crap which Oldsacks had earlier buried.
2500 damage to both!
The goldie shoots a laser at the zombie terror, dealing 1500 damage, but is then hit by a FALCON KICK from the godmodder, which deals 25000 damage. The zombie terror growls at the next attacker, scaring them into not attacking. The skeleton terror shoots a random attacker, causing them to be unable to attack.
then i proceed to kick the godmodder in the face causing 5 dmg
he is behind seven proxies.
Geno: Blahblahblah, random sentence.
Firebrand is this color.
Shovel Knight is this color.
Memnon is this color
Cinder is this color.
Glacius is this color.
Jago is this color.
The Batter (or just Batter) is this color
Heatshade is this col- I CHOOSE MY OWN COLORS, BABY!!!
Heatshade, please.
...Fine.
Anyway...
I am this color.
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Godmodder can not godmod against next attack!
Machines summoned! They will attempt to attack the godmodder at the end of every post by me.
...what?
Countered by winfestor!
0 damage!
They all decide to attack one at a time. And the godmodders armor is hacked to have unbreaking 127. Chuck Norris is still distracted by the ACN(anti-chuck norris) gun.
The cookie actually can only give 1 power. And the godmodder has 2 powers in addition to godmodding: Power 1 is "teleport power holder to underworld to be tortured forever", and power 2 is "power 1 doesn't actually happen". Guess which one you get?
Except that isn't what happens, due to an extremely complicated time paradox involving sticks and bananas that would take forever to explain. 70 damage to you.
1 of the godmodders computers destroyed! Only infinity left!
The seven proxies protect him!
The gldsrs's try to attack the godmodder, but it seems they forgot ammo for their weapons...
The godmodder unleashes a burst of green flames from his hands, killing 35 omnivorous goldisarauses.
Epic carnivorous goldisoraus: 50000/50000
Omnivorous goldisaraus:250/250x30
Godmodder HP: 77/100
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GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Now that I have admin commands, I delete the the virus. Then, I unleash an attack that is ungodmoddable, undeletable, undodgeable, undeflectable, and unsurvivible, and aim it at the godmodder.
As a distraction, I shoot a powerful blast of infared radiation at the godmodder's car (IF it hits, the godmodder's car will either burst into flames, or explode).
Why does everyone think I don't have an avatar? Is there anyone who can see the one black pixel.
TSUNAMI INCOMING!
"But nothing happened"
big shocker there
Also...
I give the godmodder a complicated college math textbook. Get the correct answer on all the problems before morning.
I steal all the godmodder's pencils and calculators, then use "Brain Sap" so he is unable to solve it. I use my increased brain power to formulate a plan that would deal 100 damage to the godmodder (It's too long to explain) and do it.
Looking for user by the name of "luizinho". If someone finds him, PLEASE TELL ME.
All of this counter godmodding confuses the godmodder, causing him to take 1 damage.
Slendermann joins the godmodder's side, and wreaks havoc on the carnivore goldie, dealing 10000 damage.
You missed 100 times!
The goldies can now attack!
He eats the potato, then gives you a potato in return. It's poisonous.
The deletion machine also deleted the admin commands! And the godmodder does not have a car!
But nothing happened!
Indeed.
The godmodder realizes he actually DID get the problem wrong, and takes 1 damage from the pin as a result(Sorry about that. Everyone makes mistakes.)
The plan didn't work for reasons that are too long too explain.
The godmodder unleashes a void ray, destroying the remaining omnivorous goldies. And they couldn't attack because all of their weapons decided to randomly jam.
The godmodder suddenly has the possibility that you might actually be a threat enter his mind. He thinks his defeat is unlikely, but just in case, he summons 2 terrors.
Zombie(terror) HP: 30000/30000
Skeleton(terror) HP: 35000/35000
Epic carnivorous goldisoraus: 40000/50000(anti-godmodder)
Godmodder HP: 75/100
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Dr. Hax throws several computers at the Godmodder.
THERE ARE NO SWAMPERTS ON THE INTERNET!
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
The iron golem is killed by the terrors, but 5000 damage is dealt to the zombie terror.
It's teeth break, but not before dealing 1000 damage to both.
The godmodder spits the lieing cake(which happens to be a bomb) in your face. BOOM.
The godmodder evades them using hax!
2500 damage to both!
The goldie shoots a laser at the zombie terror, dealing 1500 damage, but is then hit by a FALCON KICK from the godmodder, which deals 25000 damage. The zombie terror growls at the next attacker, scaring them into not attacking. The skeleton terror shoots a random attacker, causing them to be unable to attack.
Zombie(terror) HP: 20000/30000
Skeleton(terror) HP: 31500/35000
Epic carnivorous goldisoraus: 15000/50000(anti-godmodder)
Godmodder HP: 75/100
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