I fire all anti Aircraft weapons at the UFV and take out my toolbox and start upgrading the yamato. (1/2)
(I can repair stuff extremely quickly)
As I'm doing that, I tell the people at my base to start the teleporter so that I can warp back there and do something major.
The UFV is dead!
the happy murder rampage thing was just flavor text for my massive laser of doom, which was the charge.
40/50 for the charge of potential
5/20 for the epic battle companion
4/9 for the veteran vexer.
I decide that since the field has definitely shifted in the godmodder's favor, I'm going to go completely against what I've been saying before, and slam my massive kayaw's emerald enhanced super mega attack directly into the godmodder's boat...
But then it ricochets off of the boat's wreckage back into the Moonlord and Perfect Chaos.
I then notice that there is water, but instead of swimming, I fix the dakkanator to my back like a jetpack a la jetpack joyride, then begin flying around.
As it turns out, heavy machine guns are not very controllable jetpacks,
I go careening around and crash into the Moon Lord before spiraling out of control, dealing heavy damage to everything that is drowning.
Happy murder rampage friend integrity: 5% and dropping...
Farewell happy murder rampage friends.
I sniffle into a handkerchief as I wave goodbye to the Cybersaurus and last of the villagers.
They were good happy murder rampage friends...
I suppose they've gone to a better place...
The happy murder rampage in the sky...
((Okay! That went pretty well, I must say. I think the villagers did a remarkably good job of creating chaos on the battlefield, and the cybersaurus got to let off his super attack twice. All in all a pretty good run. I can't wait for the next happy murder rampage friend to arrive.))
Wait, didn't you already use the special attack?
3000 damage to the Moon Lord, the Cybersaurus, the two Testifitanks, Siris, Isa, and the Eldritch Abomination.
I finish upgrading the yamato, and warp back to base
I see this thing in the garage* and start allowing it to hover (1/2)
*
+5000 HP and Max HP to the Yomato!
The Godmodder snipes the tank.
((would anyone at all be interested in trading +1s? Also, the godmodder has a deathly fear of tubas, he should be freaking out right now.))
41/50 for the charge of potential
6/20 for the epic battle companion
5/9 for the veteran vexer.
I continue spiraling about in the sky, screaming at the top of my lungs while both the dakkanator and the overkiller, which I pulled out in an attempt to right myself, spray leaden death upon everything that is drowning.
This is a non-canon Godmodder, not the canon one.
4000 damage to Siris, Isa, the Cybersaurus, the Eldritch Abomination, and a Testifitank. The other Testifitank is killed and sinks to the bottom of the ocean, where it is slowly devoured by a swarm of guppies.
Alliciar rains boulders on the godmodder to save himself from the bullets! (He's invincible while the doing this attack in his game!)
Dring Duo puts dirt over them! (Yes, we're in terraria, so it blocks all the bullets.)
I use my Invici-Shield and block all the bullets and reflect them onto the godmodder!
The Mercenaries suicide and don't come back because the Infinity Weapons is one of the ways to perm-kill them! (They have a place where they respawn!)(EDIT: They don't need oxygen, food, or water)
The M104 lasers the boulders into oblivion.
The Mercenaries suicide.
Ok
About the tuba
I get a flamethrower and blast it into the tuba
The Mega Artillery Tank is now hovering outside of the garage with shielding.
It fires at the godmodder's ship's powder storages.
The YAmato fires at the godmodder's ship
The dive bombers attack the gun turrets on the godmodder's ship.
The Godmodder quickly puts on his obsidian skull 0.000000000000000000000000000000000001 second before you flamethrower the tuba.
The Godmodder's ship has no powder in it!
5000 damage!
1 damage to the M104 and the M63s!
I try to get the Satantuba off the Gosmodder's head.
I actually begin charging the airstrike! (1/7)
Morshu is dead?
Who's the Gosmodder?
Yes, Morshu is dead.
>Charges
Blade Golem: 3 / 20
GA: ...yep, as the stories say. He can do some strange stuff.
GA: Let's probe for weaknesses on the AG-side. Knowing future allies helps.
I then equip some Arctic Diving Gear, and dive under water! I then burst of the water with a pair of wings, and plant an Influx Waver straight inside the Moon Lord's eye! I then plant a couple of Copper Shortswords in it's eye as well, because I just happened to have a few around, and well...
5000 damage to the Moon Lord!
Quick note: It's an
Abomination. Do you really think it needs to breathe? It is also able to swim incredibly fast...
The Eldritch Abomination has gone Berserk and attacks all entities currently in the water. This includes the Godmodder's ship, although it attacks this last.
[Team convert for E. Abomination: H]
I summon Sedme the forgotten beast into the caverns beneath the battlefield! [Team: N][HP:15000/15000]
Sedme was a forgotten beast. It was the only one of its kind. An enormous porcupine with external ribs. It has a fat, bulging trunk and its brown hair is long and straight. Beware its hunger for warm blood!
Otherworldly voices begin to whisper of the secrets of the beings that dwell beneath the waves. (1/12)
Ah. The Eldritch Abomination stops drowning and changes to H.
The Godmodder snipes Sedme.
All of us get onto the Yamato. Alliciar uses his boulders. Me and Dring Duo teleport. We open fire on the godmodder's ship in the meanwhile.
7000 damage to the Godmodder's Ship!
I heal Perfect Chaos.
Perfect Chaos hits the Godmodder's boat with a large tentacle.
Meanwhile in the Koopa Kingdom...
Koopa: "Sir, the airships have gone down."
Bowser: "That's just great. Guess I'll have to get there myself. Is the Clown Car ready!?"
Koopa: "Yup. It's all repaired."
Bowser: "Great. Send 10 airships too!"
Koopa: "As you wish."
Bowser: 1/15
+4000 health to Perfect Chaos!
The M104 lasers the tentacle, and because Perfect Chaos is made of liquid, the tentacle evaporates and turns into a gas.
((what happened to lucas? he seemed to just sort of disappear))
Yay! (5/5) I summon Ness. (15000/15000)
I thought he died.
Ness appears!
I Watch GodModder'S Tactics And Attacks... Then I Teleport Back Home...To Plan My Final Attack...(0/40)
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I craft a Nebula Arcanum out of the Nebula Fragments from the Nebula Pillar!
The Moon Lord fire his lazors at three different PG/H entities!
Aerstrok (2/7)
alrighty then
4000 damage to the Eldritch Abomination, The M104, and one of the M63s.
While Pianoplayer is flying around screaming, I send the fighters in to attack
Fightersx10
Hp 500 each
2 laser machineguns
4 lock on missiles
Grabby claw things*
* not attacking with these
ERROR: Over the 3 post limit.
The Moon Lord shoots eyes out of his hand-eyes and forehead-eye at the Godmodder!
blah blah airstrike (3/7)
I begin turning the Satantuba back into the Satanmodder! (1/5)
The Godmodder reflects the laser back at the Moon Lord, dealing 6000 damage!
The Massive Artillery Tank Fires at the m104 fortress unit, while the battleship fires at the godmodder's ship
The dive bombers attack the m63s
I take out my MULTITOOL OF DESTINY
It can perform any action in existence
I lock on to pianoplayer and fire a missile
Error: Over the 3 post limit.
>Charges
Blade Golem: 4 / 20
I deliver a fresh air-drop of weapons for the Godmodder's Ship! Sadly, the parachute fails, and instead of landing gently on the deck, punches a hole in the ship. Then the weapons explode.
The Godmodder repeatedly rockets the weapons mid air, sending them into the ocean.
I see that All of the units on the godmodder's ship have very carefully balanced legs
I use a grapple hook to get over onto the godmodder's ship and spin around the m104 to tie it's legs together! (1/2)
Error: Over the 3-post limit
I HAVE AN IDEA!
I blow a sad tune into the Satan Tuba, hurting the godmodder's ears!
Alliciar releases waves onto the M104!
Dring Duo opens fire on the Godmodder's Boat!
The Godmodder has combat-grade earplugs on!
What kind of waves? Water? Energy?
5000 damage to the Boat!
As I finish spinning around the m104's legs, I jump back to ship and give it a slight tug to tip it over.
Then I Fly the Now Space battleship yamato out of the water and use a freeze ray to freeze the water, trapping everything in the water!
Error: Over the 3-post limit
((Does NOBODY want to do +1s? Well okay then.))
42/50 for the charge of potential
7/20 for the epic battle companion
6/9 for the veteran vexer.
Coblats missile hits me, and sends me flying through the air... straight into the Yamato, all of my guns have all of their ammo go off at once on the impact, creating a massive explosion onboard that launches any entities that were on it off into the water again
That's what you get for targeting me for no good reason.
7000 damage to the Yomato! Ness goes flying off!
Perfect Chaos lifts the Godmodder's boat into the air and turns it upside-down, dropping the PGs into the water. He then throws the boat back into the water.
Bowser: (2/15)
Edit: Nevermind about the dangerous fear part. We don't need him.
All of the Mechon are thrown off the boat! The Godmodder throws down a crane and lifts them back up onto the boat.
The spirits of my first summons begin to haunt the godmodder... 1/2
I summon Captain Falcon! He does a Falcon Punch on the Harvesters and suicides!
5000 damage to a M63 Harvester Unit!
I call an airstrike coupled with an artillery strike on the Godmodder's boat.
Galactic Strike: 11/80
1 damage to all of the Mechon! 4000 damage to the Godmodder's Boat!
The editor on this forum accidently deletes the Moon Lord, Yomato, and Perfect Chaos, so they return at full health because i forgot what they were at.
The Godmodder repairs the M104, restoring it to full health.
The Godmodder's Boat fires a missile at the Satantuba, dealing 3 damage!
Ness PK Thunders the Testifitank, dealing 5000 damage.
Perfect Chaos grabs the wounded M63 and dunks it into the ocean, killing it.
The M104 blasts the Moon Lord with a laser, dealing 7000 damage.
The Cybersaurus self-destructs, sending debris everywhere, which hits the M63s, dealing 1 damage to each of them, and the Eldritch Abomination, which takes 5000 damage.
The Eldritch Abomination smashes the M104 into the Godmodder's boat with so much force, that it deals 5000 damage to both of them.
The M63s launch missiles at the Eldritch Abomination, dealing 6000 damage.
The Yomato fires a missile at the M63s, dealing 1 damage to each.
The Testifitank fires a missile at the M63s, but the Godmodder shoots it down.
The Moon Lord retaliates with a laser, dealing 6000 damage to the M104.
Everything that's drowning takes 5000 damage.
The Battlefield (Submerged):
Ness [AG]: HP: 10000/15000 (Drowning)
Perfect Chaos [AG]: HP: 30000/30000
Moon Lord [AG]: HP: 23000/30000
The Yomato [AG}: HP: 20000/20000
Testifitank [N]: HP:8000/50000 (Drowning)
Eldritch Abomination [H]: HP:12000/30000
Godmodder's Boat [PG]: HP:28000/45000
M63 Harvester Unitx2 [PG]: HP:14996/15000 (On the Godmodder's Boat)
M104 Fortress Unit [PG]: HP:29000/40000 (on the Godmodder's Boat)
Godmodder: HP: 68/100 (Has his head stuck in the Satantuba)