Destroy the Godmodder

[Treesmasher]

The Incantation is complete! The orbs of darkness start to swirl around the enemies of the Godmodder! The Dark Orbs possess Bahumut, Paillan, and Lucas for the next 10 turns, all of them attacking their use to be allies.

 

[True dinklewinkle]

I attack the godmodder with such ordinary power

 

[Clarker]

I start building a Pokeball Fortress (1/3)
While also attacking the Godmodder with my Wynaut power, as so:
"Are you sad?"
"YEAH."
"Well, WYNAUT be happy?"
and he gets so annoyed he bleeds internally slightly.
(I am AG, of course)u

 

[Redstonetam15]

I use my POWERS OF THE NARRATIVE™ to brutally kill the godmodder in a thousand different, equally creative ways.

 

[Starhunter55]

<sidenote> Why can't anybody get Bahamut's name right?! It's BA-HA-MUT! Get it right!
Also, red, you're over post limit. </sidenote>

 

[Redstonetam15]

<sidenote> Why can't anybody get Bahamut's name right?! It's BA-HA-MUT! Get it right!
Also, red, you're over post limit. </sidenote>

He said we could have 2 extra posts.

 

[Starhunter55]

He said we could have 2 extra posts.

Huh, guess i counted wrong. you had 2 posts after he said 2 more posts, so i just assumed. sorry.

 

[Clarker]

I use DENKO!!!
There’s this girl I’ve had feelings for since high school, and now we’re in college together. We’ll call her Denko.
Once we hit second year, we went out drinking, and I worked up the courage to exchange numbers.
We started out talking often, but she hasn’t answered me in three days now.
I’m getting depressed just thinking that Denko might be sick, or that something happened to her… (´･ω･`)
Please, somebody give me some advice.

I follow up with RAMEN!

 

[Starhunter55]

One please!

 

[existence_success]

I am on your team xD
Dark Orbs start swirling around Treesmasher! 5/7

I'm not the Godmodder, though.

Phantamanta spreads electric goop around the Toxic Goop.
Samus fires a missile at Omega Ridley.
I continue summoning Chaos (4/5)

The electric goop turns to a Toxic Goop into a MASTER GOOP!
Omega Ridley dodges the rocket!

I make Morshu have 35000 HP!
I summon the Loon Mord (messed-up Moon Lord)!

Morshu appears!
The Godmodder shoots a thousand rockets at the Loon Mord, utterly, obliterating it!

I play this deeply moving tune to make the Godmodder cry.

Just when he thought he was out, they drag him back in!

The Godmodder cries, but takes no damage.

K den...
The Dring Duo use Lunar Flare!
I sneak up on the godmodder and throw Bone Javelins at him with Mangle Faces on them!
[Error 25] Alliciar somehow survives and goes into rage mode! He summons a few thousand Knights!

The Godmodder rockets the Lunar Flare, and they both cancel each other out.
The Godmodder elbows you into the ground!
Oh no you don't! The Godmodder rekts all the knights.

My ride is starting to come online and the earth shakes with it's power. [2/7]
I ride in on my ice dragon

HP:15000/15000
It breathes ice at the godmodder and freezes him for 2 tuns

The Godmodder rockets the ice dragon, but is too close the explosion! 2 damage! The Godmodder's rocket launcher breaks!

Paillan drinks his tea and them keeps charging his KI, turning super saiyan god. 4/5 of KI

11/25 for the charge of potential
1/10 for MADNESS!!!
Gatling gun AND Gatling gun = minigun 1/5

I take the gatling gun, fill it with disinfectant paint rounds, and fire it at the toxic goop in high quantities.
YAY cleaning supplies!!!

2 toxic goops killed!

It's control center rises over the horizon. [3/7]
While he's frozen, I take the guy from red faction guerilla and make him smash the ice to deal 3 damage to him.

The Godmodder is not frozen!

Paillan charges his whole KI and turns super saiyan god. He starts charging an Hiper Genkidama. Genkidama Charge 1/4

0_0

You can see it's shadow in the sky [4/7]
I take out my 4-D Biohazardous Offensive Obliteration Mechanism and throw it at the godmodder

The Godmodder chops the whatever in half with a sword.

12/25 for charge of potential
2/10 for MADNESS!!
2/5 for minigun

I jump on the toxic goo, and jump on it again. And again. Then I shoot it with all three of my guns.

Toxic Goop killed!

Bahamut uses Mega Flare to roast the Godmodder!<6/6>
Riki uses freezinate to freeze the godmodder!
I charge a spell! <1/2>
Master emerald+gunblade=Master Gunblade <2/10>

The Godmodder reflects the Mega Flare, which hits the MASTER GOOP for 10000 damage!
The Godmodder grabs Riki and throws him into the atmosphere. When he comes down, he takes 15000 damage.

The Dark orbs surround the enemies of the Godmodder! 6/7

0_0

Bahamut mates with Captain Cobalts Ice dragon, producing a dragon egg! ACQUIRED: DRAGON EGG

Riki uses burninate to eliminate the toxic goop!
Spell complete! i summon Blue zombie [10000/10000]!
I immediately sacrifice the Blue zombie to begin a demonic summoning! <1/5>
Gunblade+master emerald= Master Gunblade /10>

The Ice Dragon is dead! 7500 damage to the MASTER GOOP!

I steal FLUDD from Mario and squirt the Toxic Goop!

MASTER GOOP killed!

Blah blah 3/30

Phantasm + S.D.M.G = Phantom S.D.M.G (5/10)
I fire it at the Godmodder!
Dring Duo apply the godmodder-killing antibodies to their arrows and shoot the crap out of you with Invisibility Arrows so you freak out when they're visible(They appear when they hit)!
Alicia rain boulders on you!

Phantasm && SDMG= Phantom S.D.M.G (Level 4: 1/5)
The Godmodder dodges your fire!
I blast the arrows and the boulders with a huge laser!

Paillan keeps charging his Genki dama. 2/4

[P] The fruitless endeavors of my zapping are not in vain as I alchemize the ray and cool ninja sword to make the ninja beam sword. It's a sword that shoots beams. But it also is cool like a ninja sword. I attack the godmodder with it in both ways it can be used!

[C] I set up the farms so the food is harvested manually and build a factory so it is boxed then shipped to all businesses on the floor. The money starts coming in, this is what entrepreneurship is all about.

Ray && Cool Ninja Sword = Ninja Beam Sword (Level 1: 1/2)

I continue making a nuclear bomb. (3/16)
I shoot the portal gun at the godmodder and call Superman over here to fight the godmodder.

The Godmodder breaks your portal gun with a hammer!

13/25 for the charge of potential
3/10 for MADNESS!!!
3/5 for minigun

I convert the machine gun into a water pistol, and use it to fire machine gun sprinkler rounds at all the toxic goop. If that thing is dead already, I fire the rounds at omega ridley.

5000 damage to Omega Ridley!

Bahamut guards the fort.
Riki uses play dead! nothing can attack him this turn!
The sky darkens... <2/5>
Gunblade+master emerald= Master Gunblade <4/10>

Riki uses play dead!

Making a nuclear bomb. (4/16)
Superman starts quickly flying here. (1/3)
I continue to shoot the portal gun AT the godmodder.

Your portal gun is broken!

I offer the Godmodder A stale cheeseburger

The Godmodder accepts your wonderful gift!

Nuclear bomb building. (5/16)
Superman is halfway there! (2/3)
I use a flamethrower to BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND on the godmodder's side.

AKA nothing!

(Then can we get 3 more posts?)
I fire my Phantom S.D.M.G with a twist.
Dring Duo throw an Eye of Cthulhu Yo-yo at you (Its a Terraria 1.3 Weapon)

You haven't completed the Phantom S.D.M.G yet!
I catch the Yo-Yo and throw it back at them!

[C] Using the money I'm getting from my automated farm business I hire a number of workers to my factory to start turning the pumpkins into pumpkin candies. Some construction workers begin building a second facility to double production. Now that I can hire a bunch of people to do work for me I start summoning an upgrade for when the later paradoxical version of myself comes.

Summon: 1/20

You got the Ninja Beam Sword!

Blah blah, bomb (6/16)
Superman has arrived! HP: 35000/35000
Superman punches the godmodder in the face!
I shoot arrows out of a minishark.

The Godmodder and Superman duel! After the duel, the Godmodder has killed Superman, but has taken 3 damage in the process!
You kill a poor bird with those arrows!

I get Dual Arm Chainguns and fire the out of it!
Alliciar calls in Freightus, who is coming to the battle field! 3 turns
Dring Duo alchemize Ichor, Cursed, and Cloryphyte to create a Super Bullet! 7/10
Dring Duo fire! (Oh yeah I forgot to mention Destiny is a terrarian so she respawns!)

The Godmodder blocks all the shots!
Ichor Bullet && Cursed Bullet && Chlorophyte Bullet = Super Bullet (Level 3: 1/4)

Bomb. (7/16)
Superman slams into a random opponent.
I shoot bullets out of my chlorophyte shotbow.

You kill a poor bunny with those bullets!

I keep charging my genkidamage. 3/4

14/25 for the charge of potential
4/10 for MADNESS!!!
4/5 for the minigun
I dunno, I don't have much time so I just beat things over the head with my gatling gun.

You beat a bunny over the head with your gatling gun!

Large Nano Shotgun: 5/8
Solar Strike charge: 10/20 (The resulting explosion will be very difficult to one-up, but I already know how to do so in a way that can't be one-upped).
Properly summoned Not-Freddy. (2/4, because he can do two things per post).

k den

Derpinator9000 used the power of dragon ball Z to begin charging to bring 10 different Last prisms together to create the Ultimate prism. 0/20 Ultimate Prism Charge

Lucas is fully charged (5/5)
pk... STARSTORM (attacks all PG and N)
I charge (1/10)

Omega Ridley killed!

15/25 for charge of potential
5/10 for MADNESS
5/5 for minigun
I HAVE A MINIGUN!!!
I begin cackling maniacally and spraying bullets everywhere in the general direction of the PGs, Ns, Hs, and Vs.

You shoot nothing, as there are no entities of those alignments as of now!

I play

(can`t be turned off, muted , maximum volume, (its over 9000 decibels!) destroyed and can go through all insulators.

The Godmodder simply ignores it!

Bahamut licks his wounds, healing himself.
Riki is playing dead!
The earth shakes... /5>
Gunblade+Master Emerald= Master Gunblade <5/10>

+4000 health!

Paillan charges his genki damage at the whole and throws it towards all the minions. He them moves towards the goodmodder and tickles him with a feather.

Who's the goodmodder?

Bahamut begins to charge another Mega Flare! <1/6>
Riki is playing dead!
It seems to rain blood... <4/5>
blah blah master gunblade <6/10>

blah blah blah

The Incantation is complete! The orbs of darkness start to swirl around the enemies of the Godmodder! The Dark Orbs possess Bahumut, Paillan, and Lucas for the next 10 turns, all of them attacking their use to be allies.

DUN DUN DUN! Bahumat and Lucas are possessed, but there is no Paillan!

I attack the godmodder with such ordinary power

The Godmodder grabs you and throws you into a tree!

I start building a Pokeball Fortress (1/3)
While also attacking the Godmodder with my Wynaut power, as so:
"Are you sad?"
"YEAH."
"Well, WYNAUT be happy?"
and he gets so annoyed he bleeds internally slightly.
(I am AG, of course)u

The Godmodder eats the Wynaut.

I use my POWERS OF THE NARRATIVE™ to brutally kill the godmodder in a thousand different, equally creative ways.

ERROR: Only Game Masters can use POWERS OF THE NARRATIVE™.

I use DENKO!!!
There’s this girl I’ve had feelings for since high school, and now we’re in college together. We’ll call her Denko.
Once we hit second year, we went out drinking, and I worked up the courage to exchange numbers.
We started out talking often, but she hasn’t answered me in three days now.
I’m getting depressed just thinking that Denko might be sick, or that something happened to her… (´･ω･`)
Please, somebody give me some advice.

I follow up with RAMEN!

The Godmodder dies from the sadness of your story, but is revived by the ramen!

The Godmodder spawns in a FESTIVE HALE'S OWN EYELANDER.
He uses it to decapitate the Bacon Lord, which deals 12000 damage!
Shia pulls out a revolver and deals 8000 damage to Lucas with it.
Alex builds a small wooden shack!
The Horde of Dragons FINISH! Lucas.
Samus deals 6000 damage to Bahumat.
Bacon Lord heals Riki for 5000 health!
Phantamanta stings Bahumat for 5000 damage!
Riki is playing dead!
The Cybersaurus deals 7000 damage to Bahumat!
Morshu gives a bomb to the Godmodder, which he throws at a random player's house!
The Small Wooden Shack sits there.
Bahumat deals 7000 damage to the Horde of Dragons!
Shia Lebouf [AG]: HP:3/6
Alex [AG]: HP:10000/10000
Horde of Dragons [AG]: HP:13000/20000
Samus [AG]: HP:23000/23000
Bacon Lord [AG]: HP:11000/23000
Phantamanta [AG]: HP:???/???
Riki [AG]: HP:20000/30000
Cybersaurus [AG]: HP: 35000/35000 Armx2: 10000/10000 Head: 15000/15000 FRACKIN' LASER BEAMS!: III
Morshu [AG]: HP:35000/35000
Small Wooden Shack [AG]: HP:7000/7000
Bahumat [PG]: HP:7000/25000
Godmodder: HP: 82/100 FESTIVE HALE'S OWN EYELANDER: 25000/25000

 

[Murphmario]

Chaos summoned!
Phantamanta surrounds Bahumat with electric goop.
Samus fires a Super Missile at Eyelander.

 

[CalebthePianist]

Nuke 8/16
I start to call in a friend. (1/8)
I then shoot bouncing dynamite out of a cannon that ricochets off the ground and explodes the godmodder.

 

[EeveeWarrior]

I charge an attack (1/4)

 

[Redstonetam15]

I summon the Zombie Guardian Mk.II! 20K HP and can attack! It bites you!
Dring Duo throw thousands of Bone Javelins at you!
Alliciar launches damaging waves at you!

 

[CalebthePianist]

Bomb 9/16
A low hum can be heard far off... 2/8
I shoot my cannon at the godmodder.

 

[EeveeWarrior]

still charging (2/4)

 

[CalebthePianist]

Bomb 10/16
Clouds seem to be approaching... 3/8
I shoot exploding bullets at the top of festive hale's own eyelander, hitting it and the godmodder because of the exploding effect.

 

[Redstonetam15]

I make it rain beach balls!
Zombie Guardian Mk.II hops on you!
Alliciar summons Knights!
Dring Duo combine Luminite Bullets to the Super Bullets and add Exploding Bullets and Party Bullets to make and MLG Bullet!

 

[EeveeWarrior]

Charging... (3/4)
I use mah Kitteh Kannon on festive hale's own eyelander

 

[pionoplayer]

16/25 for the charge of potential
6/10 for MADNESS!!!
minigun AND minigun = gigagun. This thing is a beast of a weapon, you guys have no idea. 1/6

I run up to the godmodder and tell him that he's failing miserably, I mean, seriously, he's getting steamrollered all over the place. It's barely even been 25 pages and he's already almost lost a fifth of his health.
While he's busy beating me up for trying to hit him over the head, a certain stop-sign wielding demonic zombie clown rockets out of a portal of improbability and buzz-saws his way straight through the godmodder, giving me the opportunity to escape right before the godmodder kills me.