GoldenReady
Terrarian
@crystalcat : You've already told me, but I'm not 100% sure how high the levels go, so make sure you tell me.
Tacitcs: OK, right now we shoudl murder those Petrified Knights before they unpetrify to ruin our day.
Tacitcs: OK, right now we shoudl murder those Petrified Knights before they unpetrify to ruin our day.
HAT CHARGE: 2/5.
Rat Charge: ?/?.
15/100 Apparel Assemble!
50/50 RATATOSKR. ALL IS READY...
+1 TO GENERIC, W32CORAVINT, AND THE FLAMING TOAST.
The Antagonist && The Hide of Terramorphous && Whiskey Tango Foxtrot && Flames of the Firehawk && The Black Hole && The Cradle && The Shooting Star && Big Boom Blaster && Pun-Chee && The Rose = The Unconquered (Level 25: 9/26)
((Inner Ship Hull || (Blackguard Ingot && Traho)) && Decorruptor Powder) && Keep Rational = Grav-Protected Inner Hull (Level 25: 21/26) (+1 from Generic, +1 from Cyanogynist, +1 from the Flaming Toast!)
Shard of Unity (Level 15) [+/-] Capricorn Symbol (T/T) + Illustration of a Spiral Nemesis (T/T) + Paradox Majjyks (T/T) + Yin-Yang Bomb (Power) + Miniature Red and Green Suns (Power) + Reality Majjyks (Power) + Creation Node: Energy (Power) + Mark of the Four (T/T) + Twilight Majjyks (T/T) + Creation Majjyks (T/T) = Unite's Scarf (Level 21: 7/22)
DIAMOND RING || (MUSE OF HOPE'S GOD-TIER ROBES && CLIPPED AND PRESERVED ANGELS WINGS && A POSTER OF THE CAT HANGING FROM A BRANCH WITH THE 'HANG IN THERE' THING ON IT) = THE UNDYING LIGHT (LEVEL 15: 16/16) (+5 FROM GENERIC) THANK.
THE UNDYING LIGHT: A PLATINUM-BAND RING WITH EIGHT DIAMONDS UPON IT ENCIRCLING A NINTH. IT GLOWS RADIANTLY. IT CAN'T FIT MY HANDS, SADLY. THIS IS POWERED ON THE PRETENSE OF BELIEF, HOPE, AND SUCH THINGS, AND AS SUCH ITS POWERS ARE BASED AROUND THINKING YOU CAN. IF YOU THINK YOU CAN, YOU WILL, FOR THE MOST PART. IT ALSO DOES A FEW MORE GENERIC-SOUNDING THINGS, LIKE SUMMONING 'ANGELS' COMPOSED ENTIRELY OF HOPE, SHOOTING HIGH-POWER BEAMS OF RAW HOPE, AND SO ON. NOTED TO BYPASS INVULNERABILITY AND DEFY CERTAIN 'LIMITING' ABILITIES AS WELL.
GOLDEN PYRAMID && INDIGO FLAMES = CIPHER'S CALL (LEVEL ?: 1/?). I BELIEVE THIS IS THE ORIGINAL RECIPIE; A SOLID-GOLD PYRAMID MIXED WITH A BATCH OF MIND-AFFECTING INDIGO FLAMES.
PENDANT ++ ILLUSION = EYE OF NOTHING (LEVEL 10, 1/1)
EYE OF NOTHING: A GRAY PENDANT WITH AN EYE IN THE MIDDLE. THE EYE IS GIVEN A DIAGONAL CUT-THROUGH, SIMILAR TO A NULL-SIGN, OR A SIGN OF OBLIVION AS SOME CALL IT. IN ANY CASE, THIS GIVES ONE UNPRECEDENTED ABILITIES CONCERNING THE MANIPULATION OF ILLUSIONS AND SUCH. I AM BEGINNING TO GET A SENSE THAT THE SHADOWPLAYER WAS NOT A NICE PERSON.
ALCHEMY INVENTORY:
THE HERO'S BLADE (10); "BESSY" (BOOM EVERYWHERE SHOT) (9); NAVITAS NOX (10; TWIN ASSAULT RIFLES ++ ENERGY); ARCUM AEREUM (10; WAND ++ LIGHTNING); THE FOURTH DIMENSION (20); STARDUST CORRUPTOR CANNON (9); THE LORD MICHAEL'S HAT (50); NULLA STELLA (10; WHIP ++ SPACE); CELESTIAL DESTRUCTION (20); DENITO SURREXIT (10; FOB WATCH ++ TIME); NOCTE CONSUMENS (10; GAUNTLET ++ DARKNESS); RIDICULOUSLY SPARKLY ANIME GIRL ANIMATRONIC EYES (0); UNOBTANIUM CANNON (10); VITA AUSTRALI (10; SCYTHE ++ LIFE); AQUILONEM MORS (10; SCYTHE ++ DEATH); BASE (25); SHARD OF UNITY (15); TRAHO (10; CHESTPLATE ++ GRAVITY); THE GOLDEN CROWN (20); HEMMORHAGE (10; SPIKED GLOVE ++ BLOOD); OFF-CELL (15); TEMERE REM (10; DENTURES ++ PARADOX); Empowered Merchandise of Pikachu (17); THE UNDYING LIGHT (15); EYE OF NOTHING (10);SPOIL INVENTORY:
---MEDUSA HEAD [||||] (NOTE: DARK YELLOW = CHARGE) (ABILITY: FIRE LASERS AT ENEMY, INFLICTING DAMAGE AND PETRIFY FOR 2 TURNS)---CORAL RIFF GUITAR [||||] (NOTE: MAROON = CHARGE) (ABILITY: SUMMON 4 TENTACLES, EACH WITH 25,000 HP, TO ATTACK/MEATSHIELD ENTITIES).
ALCHEMY INVENTORY:
Damaged Infernal Torment (20); Levis Ignis (10 Ax ++ Fire); Nocte Consumens (10 Gauntlet ++ Darkness); Navitas Nox (10 Twin Assault Rifles ++ Energy); Abiit (10 Sicle ++ Void); Traho (10 Chestplate ++ Gravity); Victor Ignis (25); Hemmorhage (10, Spiked Glove ++ Blood); The Fade (15); Duri Iudicis (10, Robe ++ Limbo ); Magic Lord (25); Immortal Soul/Essence/Ether Blob of the Muse (5, Soul) Bass Concres
(10, Headphones ++ Sonic); The Fallen (17); Superoesque (10, Bow ++ Wind); Spatium Progresso (10, Bobblehead ++ Glitch); Artifex ex Machina (10, Paxel ++ Creation);SHIP PARTS INVENTORY:
Outer Hull (10);SPOIL INVENTORY:
---Crystalized Ki [|||||] (Note: Yellow = Charge) (Ability: Does damage. Drains HP of Allied/controlled Entities to improve damage, proportional to HP drained. Can drain no HP.)---Akron's Core [|||||][|||||][||] (Note: White = Charge) (Note: charge is split to designate what abilities are available and if overflow is an issue) (Ability: Use one of Akron's basic attacks for 5 charges, or expend all to use his Ultimate)
Standard Attacks: Firestorm (High Power, 3-target, chance to burn; Fire/Explosive immunity), Blizzard (Moderate power, 3-target chance to freeze; Water/Ice Immunity), Thunderstorm (Moderate power, 3-target chance to stun; Electric/Wind immunity), CONSUME (Really high power, 1-target, chance to Terror (Really nasty DoT + Berserk + Confusion mix), Light/Dark immunity), Tremor (really low power, hits everything not flying, chance to Stagger (sets up Crit damage on target for one attack), Earth/Poison immunity.), Doomblade (Very high attack power, 3 targets), Barrage (Moderate Damage, all entities, 90% accuracy).)
Ultimates: Obliterate (Extremely high damage on one target (the power of 7 consumes). Can't be used on Bosses, only targets one component); Singularity (3-5 (rng) Targets of choice get nailed with CONSUME).
THE REQUIRED ITEMS ARE GROUPED INTO EIGHT GROUPS OF FOUR, EACH GROUP REPRESENTING A FIGURE IN THE ANALS OF THE HISTORY OF EXISTENCE THAT ARE -apparently- INTERGAL TO THE CREATION OF THE ECLIPSE. THE LEVELS ARE MOSTLY IRRELEVANT.
(P) IS AN ELEMENTAL ALCHEMY THAT SHOULD COME INTO THE BID ROTATION THAT IS REQUIRED.
(M) MEANS IT IS IN THE PROCESS OF BEING MADE. (/M) NEXT TO ANY TAG ALSO MEANS IT IS IN THE PROCESS OF BEING MADE.
(A) MEANS IT IS AN ARTIFACT. (AO) MEANS THE BASE OF THE ARTIFACT HAS BEEN OBTAINED, BUT NOT THE FULL FORM.
(O) MEANS IT IS OBTAINED IN FULL.
IF IT HAS NOTHING NEXT TO IT, IT MEANS IT IS A REGULAR ALCHEMY BUT HAS NOT YET BEEN STARTED.
EACH SET'S ALCHEMIES WILL BE COMBINED INTO ONE AT THE END. THIS MAY REQUIRE CHARGING BEYOND MERE ALCHEMY IF THE LEVELS GO TOO HIGH.
BASE (O)
SET ONE, THAT OF THE CHU: Empowered Merchandice of Pikachu (O), ARCUM AEREUM (O), THE GOLDEN CROWN (O), UNOBTANIUM CANNON (O). Ratatoskr: DONE.
SET TWO, THAT OF THE BLOOD PHOENIX: VITA AUSTRALI (O), HEMORRHAGE (O), SHARD OF UNITY (AO/M), THE UNDYING LIGHT(O). Jörmungandr: Pending.
SET THREE, THAT OF THE SHADOWPLAYER: NOCTE CONSUMENS (O), OFF CELL (AO), EYE OF NOTHING (O), CIPHER'S CALL (M). Fenrir: Pending.
SET FOUR, THAT OF THE MOON LORD: CELESTIAL DESTRUCTION (O), ELDRITCH MOON CANNON, COSMIC MANTLE, GALACTIC GLOVE. Veðrfölnir: Pending.
SET FIVE, THAT OF THE UNDYING TITAN: NAVITAS NOX (O), KYNE CELL (A), TRAHO (O), EX MACHINA. Týr: Pending
SET SIX, THAT OF THE MEADOW'S SOUL: THE BOUQUET'S THORNS, SPARK OF LIFE (A), PLANTERA BULB (A), PETALIUM GAUNTLET. Freyja: Pending.
SET SEVEN, THAT OF THE TIMEKEEPER: PIXEL KATANA (A), DENITO SURREXIT (O), THE FOURTH DIMENSION (O), THE COMPLETE EJECTION. Forseti: Pending.
SET EIGHT, THAT OF THE DEATHLY RHYTHM: THE AXE, THE GRAYSCALE, CHARON'S HAND, NOTE (A). Hel: Pending.
ONCE ALL EIGHT SETS ARE COMPLETE, THEN THE FINAL STAGE-COMBINING ALL NINE ALCHEMIES INTO THE ECLIPSE-CAN BEGIN. THAT WILL REQUIRE A LARGE CHARGE, BUT UNTIL THEN I WOULD HOPE ALL EIGHT SETS PRODUCE ALCHEMIES THAT ARE AT LEVEL 25, IF NOT SLIGHTLY LOWER/HIGHER.
(P) IS AN ELEMENTAL ALCHEMY THAT SHOULD COME INTO THE BID ROTATION THAT IS REQUIRED.
(M) MEANS IT IS IN THE PROCESS OF BEING MADE. (/M) NEXT TO ANY TAG ALSO MEANS IT IS IN THE PROCESS OF BEING MADE.
(A) MEANS IT IS AN ARTIFACT. (AO) MEANS THE BASE OF THE ARTIFACT HAS BEEN OBTAINED, BUT NOT THE FULL FORM.
(O) MEANS IT IS OBTAINED IN FULL.
IF IT HAS NOTHING NEXT TO IT, IT MEANS IT IS A REGULAR ALCHEMY BUT HAS NOT YET BEEN STARTED.
EACH SET'S ALCHEMIES WILL BE COMBINED INTO ONE AT THE END. THIS MAY REQUIRE CHARGING BEYOND MERE ALCHEMY IF THE LEVELS GO TOO HIGH.
BASE (O)
SET ONE, THAT OF THE CHU: Empowered Merchandice of Pikachu (O), ARCUM AEREUM (O), THE GOLDEN CROWN (O), UNOBTANIUM CANNON (O). Ratatoskr: DONE.
SET TWO, THAT OF THE BLOOD PHOENIX: VITA AUSTRALI (O), HEMORRHAGE (O), SHARD OF UNITY (AO/M), THE UNDYING LIGHT(O). Jörmungandr: Pending.
SET THREE, THAT OF THE SHADOWPLAYER: NOCTE CONSUMENS (O), OFF CELL (AO), EYE OF NOTHING (O), CIPHER'S CALL (M). Fenrir: Pending.
SET FOUR, THAT OF THE MOON LORD: CELESTIAL DESTRUCTION (O), ELDRITCH MOON CANNON, COSMIC MANTLE, GALACTIC GLOVE. Veðrfölnir: Pending.
SET FIVE, THAT OF THE UNDYING TITAN: NAVITAS NOX (O), KYNE CELL (A), TRAHO (O), EX MACHINA. Týr: Pending
SET SIX, THAT OF THE MEADOW'S SOUL: THE BOUQUET'S THORNS, SPARK OF LIFE (A), PLANTERA BULB (A), PETALIUM GAUNTLET. Freyja: Pending.
SET SEVEN, THAT OF THE TIMEKEEPER: PIXEL KATANA (A), DENITO SURREXIT (O), THE FOURTH DIMENSION (O), THE COMPLETE EJECTION. Forseti: Pending.
SET EIGHT, THAT OF THE DEATHLY RHYTHM: THE AXE, THE GRAYSCALE, CHARON'S HAND, NOTE (A). Hel: Pending.
ONCE ALL EIGHT SETS ARE COMPLETE, THEN THE FINAL STAGE-COMBINING ALL NINE ALCHEMIES INTO THE ECLIPSE-CAN BEGIN. THAT WILL REQUIRE A LARGE CHARGE, BUT UNTIL THEN I WOULD HOPE ALL EIGHT SETS PRODUCE ALCHEMIES THAT ARE AT LEVEL 25, IF NOT SLIGHTLY LOWER/HIGHER.
GENERAL SCHEMATIC: The Preston's Soul (Commander-class, Rank SSS; top of the line.)
OUTER HULL (Luminite/Thaumium at least; Voidmetal/Divinium/Draconite/Glitchplate preferred. Anomaly-proofing required.) (DONE!)
INNER HULL (Voidmetal at least; Divinium/Draconite/Mythosite/Blackguard preferred, Anomaly-proofing required.) (In Progress!)
ENERGY SHIELDING X 2 (Doubleshielding is a royal pain to work with but SOOOOOOOO worth it it's not even funny. Independent Recharges are required; inner shield should be meant for pure defensive measure, while outer shield is meant to discourage attackers. Adaptive Shields are preferred as well for inner coating. I think I'll have to split this into three parts: )
((The Antagonist && The Hide of Terramorphous && Whiskey Tango Foxtrot && Flames of the Firehawk && The Black Hole && The Cradle && The Shooting Star && Big Boom Blaster && Pun-Chee && The Rose = The Unconquered)) (In Progress!)
((The Antagonist && The Neogenator && The Bee && The Impaler && The Sham && (Speed Booster && Fabeled Tortoise) && The Transformer && M0RQ minus the Voice Module && Prismatic Bulwark && The Evolution && (Speed Booster && The Hoplite) && The Sponge && The Blockade && The Omega && The Ironclad = The Undying))
((Shield Amplifier && Doubleshield Separator && Shield Slots = Doubleshield Generator))
ROOMS:-LIVING QUARTERS (Obvious. Let's not get too fancy with the beds here, but Void Wifi is a must. 36 passengers preferred, but at least 6 minimum. Hammerspacing may be required. There should also be dining and relaxation and such here.)
-STORAGE (Hammerspaced interior preferred, needs to have 2592 Inventory spaces at the very least, or 48 Minecraftian Double-chests. Should additionally have a Freezer with an additional 8 Minecraftian Double-Chests for cold-storage. Hidey holes will be put ELSEWARE.)
-ARMORY/FITNESS (Hammerspaced interior also preferred, needs to have 1296 Inventory spaces at the very least, or 24 Minecraftian Double-Chests. Should also have dojo/gymnasium to keep physical fitness in check.)
-ARTIFACT AREA (because I'm gonna be takin' ALLLL 'DA L00T; needs to have fossil extratctors/cleaners, dusters, and containers all rated for use class-10 Artifacts at least (Think along the lines of Level 50,), Class 25 (think Level 125) preferred.)
-MEDICAL BAY (HEALZ PLZ. I'd prefer magical healing to stuff like Mediguns, but a fully array is required, with magical focus.)
-CRAFTING STATION (Ichorium Multitype Assembly table required, as well as a Forge of Worlds; I already have the tools needed to make them both work, so no worries there! A Wizard's Vitalius and a S-Ranked Cantara Brewery will also be mandatory. A Sacred Heart and Cruel Soul is preferred. Anything better than those is also preferred.)
-GARDEN (strictly for mobile food purposes, as well as possibly resources. 14x14 plot minimum, an upgrade to 21x14 or even 21x21 would be preferred. Slight hammerspacing may be required. Separated plots also preferred. Must be able to grow Minecraftian Oak as well as at least three different crops, at least Two Fruits and one Vegetable.)
-TELEPORTER ROOM (think star-trek's little thing, with more precision. Needs to be able to send in/out at least 8 from/to completely separate locations. Basic telelocking required; moderate telelocking preferred.)
-MAGUS FOCUS (OK, light explanation: A Magus Focus is basically a room where magic can be channeled into and magnified to an appropriate size for ship combat from ONE mage/spellcaster/whatever, meaning a Spell of Repair will suddenly restore a whole fleet, or a simple quick-cast magic missile turns massive enough to obliterate most fighters-in other words, Magus Focuses, in the right hands, make the ship capable of any roll, which is REALLY useful. I require a Kalastite focus of rank 9 (of 15) at least; anything stronger would be appreciated.)
-ANCIENT SOULRING (I think I'll just need to buy/steal this from the right peeps. I believe Auctioneers were involved? Beh. In any case, this is more of a special feature related with the REALLY ancient, old, and super-powerful cool stuff...Or something. I heard it was really valuable.)
BACKUP ENGINES (Again, SSS-rank Commander, no substitutes. Preferrably, Creation Nodes empowering Crayta Engines.)
DOUBLE-BACKUP ENGINES (Third time now: SSS-rank Commander, no substitutes. Here, we're going for Askanta Engines with a Creation Node giving Aska Fuel for the whole thing, in case Creation Node or such are wiped out.)
THRUSTERS (Uh, wow, can't believe I almost forgot to put this in here. In any case, these should be given the standard treatment of Voidproofing, Chrono-Slip, the Pearlgate, and so on. Eight total, flex-pivot, Weponized Exhaust preferred. If you're going that route, go for the Brute's Blend (Death, Chaos, Oblivion, and Electric Blender) or an Enchilda's Wrath. (Space, Light, Creation and Chaos)
COLLECTOR (A device that allows save retrieval of almost everything and safe storage.)
COCKPIT (This was obvious. Double-proofed; the first one should be Full-link, but I want a backup multi-view cockpit with all the tools in case it all goes poor. Reflex switching required; any psionic attackers ought not to make the ship a sitting duck. Auto-Pilot is also a must.)
WEAPONS (note that those numbers are the LEAST I want)
-18 AUTO-TURRETS (Aka pivoting point defense; these turrets shoot down bogeys that get too close, though can be told to target specific enemies and ignore others entirely.) (Nerfing Minienders && Navitas Nox, most likely.)
-4 FRONT-MOUNTED GUNS (Do I need to explain this? the stronger the better. Preferrably strong multi-damage to prevent easy damage prevention. Triple M with slipshield shots should do the trick.)
-ANTI-MISSILE DEFENSES (Smoke and Flares are only one half-the other half is something to discourage getting behind me or firing missiles. Orbitar defenses seem best for this)
-2 SEMI-AUTO TURRETS (these guns are usually automated but can be manned; these should be BIG hitters but flexible enough to be used with regularity.)
-2 STANDARD ANTI-SHIP WEAPONS (Wave Motion Gun, even BIGGER explosions, SOMETHING to reliably take out Supercapitals at least)
-3 MEN OF SILENCE (Men of Silence are high-power silence fields. I mean, take Lex Ordinis and crank the silencing aspect up to 121, then abandon everything else about it. Not even 11, 11 squared. It's that powerful. It can be turned on and off as needed. And yes, I need three. Anti-Mage all the way. One of them are there to make sure that any accidents with the Magus Focus are contained if/when the standard issue silencing field doesn't contain it)
-3 SPELLCARDS (Named after the Touhou Franchise's Smart Bombs, these release a pulse of repulsive energies before unleashing a royal slathering of bullet hell in all directions. Mostly forward, mind, but still pretty much everywhere. Long time to recharge, hence 3 are required. Basically annihilates smaller craft and repulses all projectiles away, making it a flexible offense-defense panic button.)
-1 MADNESS OF DEATHWING (Just think of it as a RIDICULOUSLY powerful bomb.)
-1 [REDACTED]: Yeah no. I'll be making this bit myself. No spoilers. This is just here to remind myself, for good measure.
ARENA:
Arena Cue:
-AVAILABLE.
-AVAILABLE.
-AVAILABLE.
Arena Stats: (W-L-D)-AVAILABLE.
-AVAILABLE.
Free-For-All: 1-0-0 (Fredbear), 0-0-0 (Roxxanne)
Duels: 1-0-0 (Fredbear); 0-0-1 (Roxxanne)
Tag-Team: 0-0-0 (Fredbear); 0-0-0 (Roxxanne)
Tazz: 1-0-0
Duels: 1-0-0 (Fredbear); 0-0-1 (Roxxanne)
Tag-Team: 0-0-0 (Fredbear); 0-0-0 (Roxxanne)
Tazz: 1-0-0
ARENA CHALLENGES: I am ALWAYS looking out for new people to dish out the pain to. As such, I'm demanding Arena Challenges. I'll take 3 at a time on-cue. (Alternatively, I dish them out, which is rare).
There are two kinds of opponents you can pick. The first is versus my standard characters. There's a slight difference between each; Roxxanne will use Akron's Core and the Crystalized Ki, will Fredbear will use the Lord Michael's Hat and the Medusa's Head. This is of standard difficulty. Rules and prizes will be discussed. Any special arena events will override challenges, so take note. This can occur in Free-For-Alls, Duels or Tag-Team matches, though I do NOT count them as separate characters for tag-team, so please if in the case of a Tag-Team, let me have an actual player on my side, m'kay?
The second is against Tazz, who is as of right now, Piono (you remember him only losing basically due to an idiot ball moment, right?) on steroids due to a variety of reasons and abilities. The second is only available as a duel as well (I may consider 2-on-1 format if he proves too strong to be beaten). Due to intense difficulty, no penalties (unless you want to do that or something) are required for losing, as the fight is quite purposefully stacked against your favor. Great rewards await you upon victory, however. He WILL have the equipment of all characters barring their spoils of War.
For either fight, I'll have a simple mechanic: 2 Alchemies for each player. 2, exactly, and none that break level cap. No spoils either.
ALCHEMIES:
Simple charge trading up for grabs. I'll +1 anyone who's willing to give me +1 on a consistent trade basis.
NEW!!! READ!!! As of right now, I have a SPECIAL proposition. It's simple enough, akin to the Piono-player bids of old. It's simple; any charges you get will be funneled into my Project-Eclipse relevant alchemies. For every +1, you get +1 in a bid tally. Whoever gets the highest bid wins the alchemy...BUT can't get another from the same bid. Naturally, there are only seven, so this means exactly seven winners. In addition, I am preventing people from duplicating it beyond the 1st time. Let's take a step back: Seven is PLENTY.
One more thing: You ARE bound to a charge to use the Alchemy. Meaning, if you're a winner and use it, you need to wait (Level of Alchemy/10, rounded down) posts (not counting the post you recieve the alchemy in) to use it again. You CAN'T assist this charge, either, it works exactly like the Hat Charge above. IN case you SOMEHOW wind up with more than 1 of these, this will be SHARED amongst any similarly-leveled Alchemies, which means you CAN'T spam them every other turn-they draw from the same pool, so to speak. If you have any confusion, I think following my lead once I get the level should tell you how this works better than me trying to flap my figurative gums around.
Yay, corpse!!!
...Gimmie a second...
---ONE NOT-ELF ORDAINED CORPSE DEVOURING LATER---
Hooray, I'm a cat-deity-thingy! Or I can choose to be one? eh I don't even care I'll be so fwuffyyyyyyyy!!
THANK gorilla THIS IS FINALLY DONE SO I CAN HOPEFULLY SHUT YOU UP.
Oh, you and your dumb project, you do realize that if you helped me make the ship I'd be gone sooner-
SADLY GIVEN MY PROGRESS I WILL ACTUALLY FINISH BEFORE THE SHIP DOES, AND UNFORTUNATELY, I WILL, FOR LACK OF A BETTER DESCRIPTION, NEED YOU TO USE THIS. SPECIFICALLY, YOU NEED TO KILL gorilla WITH IT.
...What. Uh, let's get this clear before anything else: You're giving me one of your dumb uberweapons, of all things, to ME, explicitly to kill things...Why?
THE FORGER OF THE ECLIPSE CANNOT WIELD THE WEAPONS MADE IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING THE ECLIPSE, AND YET ALL EIGHT MUST TASTE BLOOD BEFORE THE ECLIPSE ITSELF CAN BE FORGED. ULTIMATELY IT ENSURES YOU CAN'T USE THE ACTUAL ECLIPSE, AS THE WIELDER OF THE FINAL PRODUCT AND THE 'TESTER' OF THE OTHER EIGHT CANNOT BE THE SAME-THE FORGER IS SIMILARLY RESTRICTED. IT'S SOME DUMB COMPLICATED MAGICAL PROPHECY THAT MAY NOT BE RIGHT, BUT ALL THINGS CONSIDERED I AM TAKING THE gorillaING PRECAUTION.
PLUS, I HAVE SILENCING FIELDS IN VAST QUANTITIES. IF YOU PROVE TO BE HOSTILE TO MY PURPOSES I CAN EASILY STOP YOU.
...Welp...Ugh, you slaver...
I AM LITERALLY GIVING YOU OTHERWISE-UNRESTRAINED CONTROL OVER A FREAKING SUPERWEAPON. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
Auuuuuuuuugh! My past is coming back to haunt me...
I WOULD ASK, BUT I DON'T CARE. NOW...
...Gimmie a second...
---ONE NOT-ELF ORDAINED CORPSE DEVOURING LATER---
Hooray, I'm a cat-deity-thingy! Or I can choose to be one? eh I don't even care I'll be so fwuffyyyyyyyy!!
THANK gorilla THIS IS FINALLY DONE SO I CAN HOPEFULLY SHUT YOU UP.
Oh, you and your dumb project, you do realize that if you helped me make the ship I'd be gone sooner-
SADLY GIVEN MY PROGRESS I WILL ACTUALLY FINISH BEFORE THE SHIP DOES, AND UNFORTUNATELY, I WILL, FOR LACK OF A BETTER DESCRIPTION, NEED YOU TO USE THIS. SPECIFICALLY, YOU NEED TO KILL gorilla WITH IT.
...What. Uh, let's get this clear before anything else: You're giving me one of your dumb uberweapons, of all things, to ME, explicitly to kill things...Why?
THE FORGER OF THE ECLIPSE CANNOT WIELD THE WEAPONS MADE IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING THE ECLIPSE, AND YET ALL EIGHT MUST TASTE BLOOD BEFORE THE ECLIPSE ITSELF CAN BE FORGED. ULTIMATELY IT ENSURES YOU CAN'T USE THE ACTUAL ECLIPSE, AS THE WIELDER OF THE FINAL PRODUCT AND THE 'TESTER' OF THE OTHER EIGHT CANNOT BE THE SAME-THE FORGER IS SIMILARLY RESTRICTED. IT'S SOME DUMB COMPLICATED MAGICAL PROPHECY THAT MAY NOT BE RIGHT, BUT ALL THINGS CONSIDERED I AM TAKING THE gorillaING PRECAUTION.
PLUS, I HAVE SILENCING FIELDS IN VAST QUANTITIES. IF YOU PROVE TO BE HOSTILE TO MY PURPOSES I CAN EASILY STOP YOU.
...Welp...Ugh, you slaver...
I AM LITERALLY GIVING YOU OTHERWISE-UNRESTRAINED CONTROL OVER A FREAKING SUPERWEAPON. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
Auuuuuuuuugh! My past is coming back to haunt me...
I WOULD ASK, BUT I DON'T CARE. NOW...
NEW, ALSO, IT'S THE RATATOSKR CHARGE IN ACTION AND STUFF SO READ THE BELOW:
EMPOWERED MERCHANDISE OF PIKACHU && ARCUM AEREUM && THE GOLDEN CROWN && UNOBTANIUM ARM CANNON && 50-POST CHARGE DEDICATED TO MAKING THIS AT ALL, AND IMMEDIATELY AT THAT = RATATOSKR (LEVEL ?: 1/1)
RATATOSKR: TAKING THE FORM OF A GOLDEN GAUNTLET, THIS BEAUTY IS APPARENTLY DESIGNED TO BE SHAPED AS THE PAW OF A RODENT OF SOME DESCRIPTION. PROBABLY A CHU'S HAND. OR AN OVER-SIZED VARIANT THEREOF. IN ANY CASE, IT RADIATES WITH POWERS OVER REALITY AND LIGHTNING, AND BEDAZZLES ALL WHO STAND AGAINST ITS WIELDER, ALMOST HYPNOTIZING THEM. I WOULD PRESUME IT CAN TRANSFORM ITS FORM TO A VARIETY OF PURPOSES. AS FOR IT'S TRANSFORMATION UPON ITS WIELDER...WE'LL FIND THAT OUT NOW, WON'T WE.
((A whole line of text in italics = thought))
...WELL, NO MORE DELAYING IT.
...You mentioned something about a transformation.
YES. IT WILL TURN YOU INTO AN EVEN GREATER SUE-
I AM NOT A SUE!
-THAN YOU ALREADY ARE. ITS SUPPOSEDLY TEMPORARY AS WELL IN CASE YOU NEED TO LOOK NORMAL IN THAT.
'Supposedly.' Also, this was the only stuff I had to wear that was clean! I was gonna wash the other stuff...Hrmph. At least now I'm in The Fade...
YOU HAVE YOUR BLOOD MAGIC, I DOUBT IT WILL BE PERMANENT EVEN IF IT WOULD NORMALLY BE. NOW TAKE IT, OR-
Ugh!
Fine, I'll just...Slip this on...!
...
...
...Nothing happened.
...MAYBE IT IS UPON ACTIVATION?
Oh, who even cares?
YOU'RE THE ONE WIELDING IT, SO YOU FOR A START.
Ughhhh...Fiiiiiiiiiine. Oh, uh...Ratatoskr, do your thingamabober that does transformation and stuff.
*aoipafhuiapoaijfdiuhafdipoaf*
...Why am I tiny now?...Ah, I look like a squirrel! It's a talking yellow squirrel, an' it's cuuuuute!
WELL THIS WAS...FOR A SECOND THERE I HAD ACTUALLY THOUGHT THE CHU WERE PIKACHU. APPARENTLY NOT. I WHOLLY PREDICT A RELATIONSHIP REGARDLESS FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.
...I feel like I've drunken a lot of energy drinks.
OH HERE WE GO, POWER OVERWHELMING AND-
Oh can it you child-killing sunnuva-
THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT AND IT WAS PROVEN IN COURT OF LAW...WAIT HOW THE gorilla DID YOU KNOW THAT?
Intuition.
OH gorilla MY LIFE I KNOW YOU'RE LYING. I'VE ONLY TOLD A FEW ABOUT THAT, AND IT CERTAINLY WASN'T YOU AMONG THEM.
Ratatoskr, in Norse Mythology, the legendary squirrel that dances between Yggdrasil's tops and roots, sending tirades between Nidhogg at the bottom and a nameless Eagle at the top, just to keep the feud between them going for all of eternity, possibly for its own amusement. Yes, this certainly sounds like the odd secondary power of such a weapon...Welp, we've just cranked her obnoxious levels up to eleven with this one.
Does it not make more sense that such a slave-driver would also kill kids? I think it does.
SHUT UP.
I guess it's lucky you don't have taste buds, or else that poor little guy's brains would have been a taste you'd remember-ay!
PLEASE CHANNEL YOUR NEWFOUND TALENTS AT PISSING PEOPLE OFF TOWARDS THINGS THAT I WON'T SABOTAGE YOUR SHIP OVER.
Eh, whatever! I'm not gonna forget any of that, ya' know, so prepare to be reminded of your shortcomings every second of every day! Heeheehee!
...Hrm, your data retrieval notes state there can be more than one 'tester.' Do you think it might be within our best interests to keep future weapons out of her hands even if it means giving them to someone else?
YES. gorilla YES. HELL gorillaING YES. IF ANY OF THEM ALLOW HER TO DO THAT MORE OFTEN, I SAY WE KEEP IT OUT OF HER STICKY FINGERS. IT DID SAY MULTIPLE 'TESTERS' WERE RECOMMENDED SO ONE GUY DOESN'T HAVE UNLIMITED POWER....LET'S SPLIT THE DICE HERE, THROW THIS TO SEVEN OTHER GUYS.
Reveeeeeeeeeeenge! Screw the rest of the freaking ultraweapon, that expression was priceless...I feel clever. Really clever. I don't even know how I figured ANY of that out, and I don't even care! I could probably figure out a way to just snatch every weapon when he makes it under his nose...I mean, he should know they won't just give it back to him. I certainly won't be, if I can help it...I can just make a duplicate to fool him as well, right?
...Hrm, I may need to check that actually. This forging thing seems like a complicated process, and I'm pretty sure I'd screw with the Guardian too hard if I sabotaged that, and I'd be the first person he'd come to, actually...If I can't, I may have to rely on absorption. But how would I get their powers from long-distance? Now, how to be clever...Ah, I know. I can figure out a solution with Cipher's Call when they make it...
...WELL, NO MORE DELAYING IT.
...You mentioned something about a transformation.
YES. IT WILL TURN YOU INTO AN EVEN GREATER SUE-
I AM NOT A SUE!
-THAN YOU ALREADY ARE. ITS SUPPOSEDLY TEMPORARY AS WELL IN CASE YOU NEED TO LOOK NORMAL IN THAT.
'Supposedly.' Also, this was the only stuff I had to wear that was clean! I was gonna wash the other stuff...Hrmph. At least now I'm in The Fade...
YOU HAVE YOUR BLOOD MAGIC, I DOUBT IT WILL BE PERMANENT EVEN IF IT WOULD NORMALLY BE. NOW TAKE IT, OR-
Ugh!
Fine, I'll just...Slip this on...!
...
...
...Nothing happened.
...MAYBE IT IS UPON ACTIVATION?
Oh, who even cares?
YOU'RE THE ONE WIELDING IT, SO YOU FOR A START.
Ughhhh...Fiiiiiiiiiine. Oh, uh...Ratatoskr, do your thingamabober that does transformation and stuff.
*aoipafhuiapoaijfdiuhafdipoaf*
...Why am I tiny now?...Ah, I look like a squirrel! It's a talking yellow squirrel, an' it's cuuuuute!
WELL THIS WAS...FOR A SECOND THERE I HAD ACTUALLY THOUGHT THE CHU WERE PIKACHU. APPARENTLY NOT. I WHOLLY PREDICT A RELATIONSHIP REGARDLESS FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.
...I feel like I've drunken a lot of energy drinks.
OH HERE WE GO, POWER OVERWHELMING AND-
Oh can it you child-killing sunnuva-
THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT AND IT WAS PROVEN IN COURT OF LAW...WAIT HOW THE gorilla DID YOU KNOW THAT?
Intuition.
OH gorilla MY LIFE I KNOW YOU'RE LYING. I'VE ONLY TOLD A FEW ABOUT THAT, AND IT CERTAINLY WASN'T YOU AMONG THEM.
Ratatoskr, in Norse Mythology, the legendary squirrel that dances between Yggdrasil's tops and roots, sending tirades between Nidhogg at the bottom and a nameless Eagle at the top, just to keep the feud between them going for all of eternity, possibly for its own amusement. Yes, this certainly sounds like the odd secondary power of such a weapon...Welp, we've just cranked her obnoxious levels up to eleven with this one.
Does it not make more sense that such a slave-driver would also kill kids? I think it does.
SHUT UP.
I guess it's lucky you don't have taste buds, or else that poor little guy's brains would have been a taste you'd remember-ay!
PLEASE CHANNEL YOUR NEWFOUND TALENTS AT PISSING PEOPLE OFF TOWARDS THINGS THAT I WON'T SABOTAGE YOUR SHIP OVER.
Eh, whatever! I'm not gonna forget any of that, ya' know, so prepare to be reminded of your shortcomings every second of every day! Heeheehee!
...Hrm, your data retrieval notes state there can be more than one 'tester.' Do you think it might be within our best interests to keep future weapons out of her hands even if it means giving them to someone else?
YES. gorilla YES. HELL gorillaING YES. IF ANY OF THEM ALLOW HER TO DO THAT MORE OFTEN, I SAY WE KEEP IT OUT OF HER STICKY FINGERS. IT DID SAY MULTIPLE 'TESTERS' WERE RECOMMENDED SO ONE GUY DOESN'T HAVE UNLIMITED POWER....LET'S SPLIT THE DICE HERE, THROW THIS TO SEVEN OTHER GUYS.
Reveeeeeeeeeeenge! Screw the rest of the freaking ultraweapon, that expression was priceless...I feel clever. Really clever. I don't even know how I figured ANY of that out, and I don't even care! I could probably figure out a way to just snatch every weapon when he makes it under his nose...I mean, he should know they won't just give it back to him. I certainly won't be, if I can help it...I can just make a duplicate to fool him as well, right?
...Hrm, I may need to check that actually. This forging thing seems like a complicated process, and I'm pretty sure I'd screw with the Guardian too hard if I sabotaged that, and I'd be the first person he'd come to, actually...If I can't, I may have to rely on absorption. But how would I get their powers from long-distance? Now, how to be clever...Ah, I know. I can figure out a solution with Cipher's Call when they make it...
((Note: For those who didn't read the above: Roxxanne/The Not-Elf is currently the yellow text.))
DONKEY KONG WILL USE 'A GOOD WAY TO END A STORY' AND ASCEND INTO THE HIGH HEAVENS IN FREVERENT RHYTHM TO SUMMON HIS ONE SUPERIOR. SAID SUPERIOR SHALL GRACE THE FLOOR AFTER EVERY ATTACK POST-EOTB. IF DONKEY KONG CANNOT IMMEDIATELY USE THIS, HE SHALL INSTEAD STUN A ROOK.
...OK, got a plan sorted out for my personal issues...Now to actually bloodlet with this thing.
Hrm, powers over reality and lightning and kinda order? Tiny, 1-foot-9 form that's nigh-impossible to hit? Morph-ready arm cannon? Hrm, how can I possibly exploit this?
Hrm, those 'stone statues' possibly CAN'T mind if I just, you know, murder them horrifically? Their King is SOOOOOOO boring sitting back there and doing nothing, after all, and they're in the way of a long-overdue thrashing...So yeah. Oh, I can see them SEETHE under that stone...Welp, better take care of them!
Alright, I point the newly-Finished Ratatoskr directly at the Petrified Knights. A thousand fellow chu-they kind of look like golden-furred foot-tall squirrels with some anthro qualities-immediately appear in the form of a small shade army, ready to follow my command for such a good looker as myself...Uh, wait, I'm good-looking like this? Like, by THEIR standards? Eh, who cares, they're mindless shades. I think. Anyways, they get to work on the Petrified Knights without a word, their touch defying the stony forms they've taken and folding them up like they were thin sheets of paper, until they're basically inch-long, inch-wide, paper-thin rock tiles that they present to me. I take them both in the non-Ratatoskr paw and examine them. I can actually see little red cracks...They're soooooooooooooooo angry. Heeheehee! I feel so awesome right now. If this is a power high, then I'm having a power high, and it feels so goooooooooooooood.
So, anyways, with Ratatoskr, I generate a small little box, made of Unobtanium. It's a cube measuring 10x10x10 in inches, with two tiny inch-long slots at the top fit JUST for two little squares, like them. Because they're lame old out-of-touch squares. And also, literally squares. I deposit the square-ified knights into the Unobtanium Box,
Within the box is a whole world, a whole world of torture and torment and monstrous abominations who officlaly have it out for those two squares. Most of them have power over lightning as well, in the form of absolutely massive lightning bolts that fry them to the core.
If they somehow had any defense against this in that form, rest assured, they don't have ANY right now. I've made sure this is the most painful thing they're ever gonna feel in their lives, ever. If they could scream, they would, immediately.
It's not just lightning bolts. It is reality-crushing folds, cannons, laws that forbid them getting angry when they're royally peeved at me, Unobtanium sawblades, and pretty much whatever else I could feasibly think of as being a probable component of one of the most ridiculous death traps ever. But that's not all. Their transformation into stone squares is only the first. Slowly, painfully, as they lose their minds to pain and hate, they become something much more useful to me in the next few seconds. Namely, they become what they already were, in a sense. Toast.
Like, actual toast. Crispy bread and such.
The Knights are wiped of their mental faculties at the last second of the process-every second beforehand with their mind unable to comprehend anything beyond seething pain and woe. Their last purpose in life is to be nothing more than nourishment for mine.
Well, unless something DUMB happens. And it usually does.
I wait a minute, and at last the Unobtanium Box I shoved the knights in reveals its purpose. It's a Toaster. The two toast bits spring up, the things that were formerly knights, and I just generate some butter, spread it around, and nom the toast. Nom. Toasty. I'm not sure how they're getting out of my tummy, much less reverting all of that...So I'm pretty sure they're dead! Maybe. Hopefully. Stupid unrealistically high defense.
...Wow, this is fun. I mean, my size is kind of an issue, but I'm pretty sure I can circumvent that if I must...So what downsides are there to this, really? I could certainly get used to this...If it doesn't interfere with my previous stuffs, anyways.
*aoipafhuiapoaijfdiuhafdipoaf*
...Aww, that was actually fun...Bleh. I didn't intend that and I didn't feel anything wane...No, that wasn't just an arbitrary thing. Something intervened there.
...Something. Ugh! Dumb interventions. Whatever.
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