[ERROR: Phasic Hexadecimal Splice required.
Performing Phasic Hexadecimal Splice
COMPLETE
Engaging Zero Core Throttle
Zero Core Throttle ENGAGED]
TIME TIL BOOTUP COMPLETE: [5/6] (another 2 steps complete)
Steve continues rebuilding the fort.
I shoot a beam out of my Terra Blade at Super Sanic.
Mega Man's charge is complete. Mega Man used ATOMIC FIIIIIIIIIIIRE!!! A large, priercing fireball comes out of his blaster, damaging the Pro Godmodders.
+5000 health to the fort.
4000 damage to Super Sanic.
6000 damage to Super Sanic and Terror Zombie.
Feels so proud and smug with himself that he starts to evolve
You evolve into...
SPACE GYARADOS!
DUNDUNDUN
I flip the switch
for 3 turns, a boulder falls
The boulder trap was destroyed.
Planes are seen flying towards the battlefield! (3/5 nuke charge)
I continue waiting, but summon Morshu (500/500 HP) to cover stuff in lamp oil and rope then throw bombs at the stuff covered in lamp oil and rope.
The Godmodder kills Morshu due to his pitiful health.
{ERROR - QUADRIX IGNITION REQUIRED
CAN'T PERFORM QUADRIX IGNITION
[STUCK ON STEP 6 UNTIL NEXT TURN]}
I bring in all the NPCs and we have a pineapple party drinking the juice out of all the pineapples we can get our hands on.
Pineapple Guards killed!
Herp-a-durrr nuke planes are closer (4/5 nuke charge)
Morshu bombs some shiz and I keep waiting.
Morshu is dead!
First boulder falls
I call some friends to the server
Terrarian has entered the battle
The Godmodder mindcontrols Terrarian to his side!
I decide to run because my fifth pokemon fainted and I am left with a metapod that only knows harden.
You cannot escape!
Metapod used harden, but it failed.
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Sorry, I had too.
Anyways, Zero Suit Samus notices the ships and immediately calls for her Gunship.
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I cure X, and MegamanZero comes back in a duplicate of his body!
MegamanZero uses Guemurei! (Check the MMKB to see what that is)
X does Z-Saber Slash!
I fall back and create a huge dirt wave, coming at the godmodder!
The Three Guardians re-appear as unharmable spectators!(They're in Cyber-Elf Form)
Redstone fires his Megashark, loaded with Party Bullets, distracting the Terror Zombie and leading the Terror Zombie falling into lava!
Derp SSundee humps you!
The Godmodder knocks MegamanZero to the moon.
-25% Infection on X.
On what?
The Godmodder deflects your wave with a bigger wave of dirt.
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7000 damage to the Terror Zombie.
I round-house kick Derp Ssundee into oblivion.
I instead give dogs to everyone
The dogs explodeinate.
All my summons use Ultimate Strike!
I shoot Ice Cream Cones for all the PGs to eat!
On what?
+5000 health to Terror Zombie and Super Sanic.
The nuke planes arrive! (5/5 nuke charge)
The nuke planes drop their nukes, rekting everything on the battlefield!
Morshu flies away on a MMMMMMMMMMM rocket!
I watch from afar, eating my popcorn that I stole.
Mega Man killed!
10000 damage to Teag's Fort!
ZZS is unaffected!
10000 damage to Redstone!
Awesome Killer Robot of Death is unaffected!
10000 damage to the Healing Aura Thing!
10000 damage to X.
10000 damage to the Rocket Turrets!
1 damage to Shia LeBouf!
10000 damage to The Rake!
10000 damage to Ridley!
10000 damage to the Pineapple Queen!
Pineapple Healer and Guards killed!
10000 damage to the Head Thingy!
10000 damage to Super Sanic!
10000 damage to the Terror Zombie!
Terrarian Killed!
Oddly enough, no radiation is left.
X fires Anchors!
MegamanZero uses Cuddle Cannon!
I put on Lightning Boots and start "Runnin' around at the speed of sound!"
Derp SSundee hits you with a Glass Bottle!
Redstone flails his Flower Pow!
A noob joins the Battle (1337/1337HP) He attacks with a Broken Copper Shortsword!
On what?
You fall into a spike pit!
Derp SSundee is dead!
Redstone hits a lever that activates a spike trap, which he falls into and dies.
The noob wanders into the spike pit you're in, and dies!
<HOLY JEEZUMS A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARED!>
Alignment: AG
I Begin to summon Ramuh! (1/2)
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[WARNING: LOOP CIRCUIT BROKEN: DOING STEP 6
ACTIVATING ORI/ON]
(Orion is active now.)
cool m8
Ramuh has been summoned [2000/2000 hp]! <2/2>
Ramuh begins to cast Thundaga! <1/3>
I begin to summon Ifrit! <1/2>
The Godmodder kills Ramuh due to there pitiful health!
[ERROR: Can't move until turn ends, due to early boot-up]
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Ifrit was summoned [3000/3000 hp]! <2/2>
Ifrit begins to cast Fira! <1/2>
Ramuh continues casting Thundaga! <2/3>
I Begin to summon Shiva! <1/2>
Ifrit dies in a similar way.
I rekt Starhunter so he stops summoning stuff.
REKT!
Summon Interrupted! <1/2> "Aren't you on my team?"
Ramuh Casts Thundaga on Super Sanic!
Ifrit casts Fira on The Pinapple Queen!
Ramuh begins casting Judgement Bolt! <1/4>
Ifrit begins casting Hellfire! <1/4>
ERROR: ABOVE POST LIMIT
I wonder how everyone's alive after the nuking, because surely the area would be too irradiated for any life.
Oddly, no radiation appears.
"I spawned in after the nuking, remember?"
Shiva summoned [2500/2500 hp]! <2/2>
Shiva begins casting Blizzaga! <1/3>
Ifrit's spell continues to charge! <2/4>
Ramuh's spell continues to charge! <2/4>
I begin to cast doom! <1/7>
ERROR: ABOVE POST LIMIT
Like I said, radiation. Nukes leave behind radiation, which is poisonous.
Oddly, no radiation appears.
"I have a Ribbon equipped, which prevents status ailments!"
Shiva's casting continues! <2/3>
Ifrit's casting continues!
/4>
Ramuh's casting continues!
/4>
My casting continues! <2/7>
ERROR: ABOVE POST LIMIT.
I begin to summon Gir, to sing the doom song while Starhunter casts doom! (1/2)
I wonder how a ribbon protects against radiation poisoning.
ERROR: ABOVE POST LIMIT.
"All status ailments. ALL of them. Including radiation poisoning. Don't question it, mmmkay?"
Ifrit hurls a giant fireball towards the Godmodder! <4/4>
Shiva casts Blizzaga on Super Sanic!
/3>
Ramuh Smites Super Sanic, cutting a quarter of his current health! <4/4>
I continue my casting!
/7>
ERROR: ABOVE POST LIMIT.
OLD MAN ELDERLY HO!!!!
A wild cameo appearance has appeared as Old Man Elderly slams his mighty space dinghy into whichever entity is currently the most complex and needlessly time consuming for the GM before flying off into the distance!
I may or may not stick around, depends on if I have time.
Nice thing you've got going there, you apparently have an even higher toleration for raw data processing than me.
7000 damage to the Pineapple Queen.
Thank you for the compliment. +10 Polite Points. These may or may not be important.
We all use our most powerful weapons!
Fryer has joined the fray! He fries Bacon and tosses it to all the AGs! 1000HP+ to all AGs!
ERROR: ABOVE POST LIMIT
The rake attacks super sanic.
I begin to summon a horde of dragons. (1/5)
4000 damage to Super Sanic.
DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUN
Redstone deals 6000 damage to the Head Thingy.
X deals 5000 damage Ridley, and passes on the infection!
The Rocket Turrets deal 7000 damage to the Pineapple Queen!
Shia deals 12500 damage to Ridley!
The Rake FINISHES! the second head thingy.
Ridley claws the Rocket Turrets for 6000 damage, and passes on the infection!
The Pineapple Queen launches a fruit bomb at Shia, but it doesn't work!
The Pastel Burnt infects Redstone!
Super Sanic FINISHES! X.
The Terror Zombie deals 12000 damage to the Rocket Turrets.
The Godmodder FINISHES! the Rocket Turrets and Redstone.
Zero Suit Samus [AG]: HP: 10000/10000(In Teag's Fort) (+4000 health per turn)
Teag's Fort [AG]:7000/20000(+4000 health per turn)
Awesome Killer Robot of Death [AG]: HP:15000/15000 (In Teag's Fort)
Healing Aura Thing [AG]: HP:5000/15000
Shia Lebouf [AG]: HP:4/6
The Rake [AG]: HP:14000/24000 gdyusguygsuysdgs:
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Ridley [N]: HP:1500/30000 Infection: 25% (Infection goes up by 25% each turn.)
The Pineapple Queen [H BOSS] HP: 41000/65000 Fruity Reckoning:
IIII Weakness: Undiscovered
Pastel Burnt [V]: HP: Invunerable?/Invunerable?
Super Sanic [PG BOSS]: 43000/75000
Terror Zombie [PG BOSS]: HP: 83000/100000
Godmodder: HP: 92/100
