gladiusAssailant
Steampunker
=Post (1/2)=
(16 / 20) Booster Ring
(32 / 50) Lightswitch Rave (+3, Star)
(2 / 20) RESPECT UR ELDURS
+3, Star
=Action=
Something, something, FOCUSED!!!
The Sleuth looks at Magress, and wonders how nobody's had the bright idea to kill Magress before he gets a mech. To remedy Magress's life, the Sleuth casually sneaks up on Magress, and sticks a homing device into his earth very gently. And by "gently', we mean "the Sleuth shoves it directly through Magress's ear, piercing through the head and out the other ear." The Sleuth then produces a remote, and points it towards the horizon, and presses a button. The homing device then proceeds to fly up, taking Magress with it; the device is in her head.
The homing device then begins to home in upon a massive target in the distance which decided to appear for some reason. Said target is incredibly small, has razor sharp adamantium spikes on it, and has an array of deadly hazards on the way to it. This list of deadly hazards includes birds, chainsaws, chainsaw birds, eldritch demons, lemons, other smaller targets, eldritch chainsaw demon birds, a bunch of pro Genji's, and a single toothbrush.
The homing device slips through all of these hazards with absolutely no difficulty. Magress, somehow still having proper brain function, breaths a sigh of relief as he goes careening through the air. Then he remembers the target. With spikes. Magress gets skewered several times in the course of a second. The Sleuth then uses his remote again to change the homing target location. Said location is the Mountain of Deadly Goddamn Death, filled with lava and dragons. Magress is promptly unskewered as he's ripped from the target, and flung towards the mountain.
Barely a quarter of the way through the trip, the Sleuth retargets the homing destination to the target again. Magress gets skewered. Again. The Sleuth repeats this several times, until he points the homing device at Flumpty's House of Horrors, which is totally something he can see at this point. If he can't target the House of Horrors, he'll point it towards the sun, because he can.
...If Magress is dead, The Sleuth will jam the homing device into the Terror Husk's ear.
=???=
The Sleuth very slowly nods his head at the knowledge demon.
=Mech=
Suit Class: Light (Overload)
Body Type: Armored Avian (30 RES) (30 TOTAL)
Features: Flight (Free), EMP Shielding (10 RES) (40 TOTAL)
UI: Manual (0 RES)
Hacking Tools: Defense Matrix (10 RES) (50 TOTAL)
Weapons: Big Mac, Big Mac (40 RES) (90 TOTAL)
Drones: Medium x2 (Tesla Rifles for both), Light x2 (EMP Grenades for both) (30 RES) (120 TOTAL)
Suit Upgrades: Manuvering Rockets, Backup Generator, Armor Plating x2, Solar Panels, Spare Energy Cell (80 RES) (200 TOTAL)
Final stat totals:
"everyone's PWR is too damn high"
(16 / 20) Booster Ring
(32 / 50) Lightswitch Rave (+3, Star)
(2 / 20) RESPECT UR ELDURS
+3, Star
=Action=
Something, something, FOCUSED!!!
The Sleuth looks at Magress, and wonders how nobody's had the bright idea to kill Magress before he gets a mech. To remedy Magress's life, the Sleuth casually sneaks up on Magress, and sticks a homing device into his earth very gently. And by "gently', we mean "the Sleuth shoves it directly through Magress's ear, piercing through the head and out the other ear." The Sleuth then produces a remote, and points it towards the horizon, and presses a button. The homing device then proceeds to fly up, taking Magress with it; the device is in her head.
The homing device then begins to home in upon a massive target in the distance which decided to appear for some reason. Said target is incredibly small, has razor sharp adamantium spikes on it, and has an array of deadly hazards on the way to it. This list of deadly hazards includes birds, chainsaws, chainsaw birds, eldritch demons, lemons, other smaller targets, eldritch chainsaw demon birds, a bunch of pro Genji's, and a single toothbrush.
The homing device slips through all of these hazards with absolutely no difficulty. Magress, somehow still having proper brain function, breaths a sigh of relief as he goes careening through the air. Then he remembers the target. With spikes. Magress gets skewered several times in the course of a second. The Sleuth then uses his remote again to change the homing target location. Said location is the Mountain of Deadly Goddamn Death, filled with lava and dragons. Magress is promptly unskewered as he's ripped from the target, and flung towards the mountain.
Barely a quarter of the way through the trip, the Sleuth retargets the homing destination to the target again. Magress gets skewered. Again. The Sleuth repeats this several times, until he points the homing device at Flumpty's House of Horrors, which is totally something he can see at this point. If he can't target the House of Horrors, he'll point it towards the sun, because he can.
...If Magress is dead, The Sleuth will jam the homing device into the Terror Husk's ear.
=???=
The Sleuth very slowly nods his head at the knowledge demon.
=Mech=
Suit Class: Light (Overload)
Body Type: Armored Avian (30 RES) (30 TOTAL)
Features: Flight (Free), EMP Shielding (10 RES) (40 TOTAL)
UI: Manual (0 RES)
Hacking Tools: Defense Matrix (10 RES) (50 TOTAL)
Weapons: Big Mac, Big Mac (40 RES) (90 TOTAL)
Drones: Medium x2 (Tesla Rifles for both), Light x2 (EMP Grenades for both) (30 RES) (120 TOTAL)
Suit Upgrades: Manuvering Rockets, Backup Generator, Armor Plating x2, Solar Panels, Spare Energy Cell (80 RES) (200 TOTAL)
Final stat totals:
- DEX: 4 (+1 from Player Bonus) (-1 from Body) (+1 from Suit Upgrades) = 5
- PWR: 2 (+2 from Player Bonus) (+0 from Body) (+1 from Suit Upgrades) = 5
- SPD: 5 (+0 from Player Bonus) (+2 from Body) (+0 from Suit Upgrades) = 5
- DUR: 2 (+0 from Player Bonus) (+1 from Body) (+2 from Suit Upgrades) = 5
- REC: 4 (+0 from Player Bonus) (+0 from Body) (+1 from Suit Upgrades) = 5
- STR: 2 (+0 from Player Bonus) (+0 from Body) (+0 from Suit Upgrades) = 2
"everyone's PWR is too damn high"
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