Annis looks at Conquest, before deciding to ride the horse. I could get creative with this, I could spam text because that's the standard now, but nah. Annis rides Conquest.

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+1 to Erelye.
Mumi {02/06/11} [4 / 5; +1 from Krill] =====
Hetumi {25/06/11} [3 / 5] =====
Longinus {06/24/99} [7 / 10] ===== =====

Originally posted on 2017-06-15 13:45:00

POST II

Phalxi looks at Conquest warily.

phalxi: Whew. You know what can solve this?
phalxi: Trains.

Out of nowhere, the mystic Hype Train 4000, with a built-in forward track placer, falls from the sky, carving a defensive circle around Meduka, Seiyiku, and Hameru. I clap my hands, and laser, flame, and solid projectile turrets emerge out of the tops of the train’s cars, manned by unknown forces. The turrets are at the ready, and designed to fire at anyone who decides it would be wise to attack these megucae. It is of note that if any additional megucae are summoned, they will be permitted inside this circle of defense.

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+1 to Consumer.

Kyaku {Why fight? Because.} [4 / 5; +2 from Consumer] =====
Celestial Fires {But the stars that marked our starting fall away.} [4 / 6] ======
Intransigent Aegis {Is he neither able nor willing?} [4 / 10] ===== =====

Originally posted on 2017-06-15 13:57:00

7/10
8/10
7/10
+1 to DCCCV

>Annis: Ride conquest like a mechanical bull.
The power of amusing narration empowers consumer, as does me actually turning Conquest into a mechanical bull for the purposes of humor.

Originally posted on 2017-06-15 13:57:00

To assist in her riding, Annis warps a saddle onto Conquest, before tying reins around his neck.

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[PO] Mumi: HP: 5,000/5,000. Tetris: I. Testa Mia: II. Mumi Why: II. The Keki Ritual: IIIII.
[PO] Hetumi: HP: 0 / 0. Girls Can't Love Girls: 0/0.

Tetris: I AM THE MAN WHO ARRANGES THE BLOCKS WHO FALL FROM UP ABOVE
Testa Mia: bad may-may
Mumi Why: i thought this was a little girl's show
The Keki Ritual: dubbed

Hetumi is a 0 post charge that was spent using a 5 post charge. She has no worth, and is on the middle of existence and nonexistence. The only way she can be killed is by doing a special action to kill her. When Hetumi dies, girls gain the ability to love girls.

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The Meduka squad members under my control finish off the Elite Mook, and proceed to kill the Mook Squad if the Elite Mook is already dead.

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+1 to Erelye.
Mumi {02/06/11} [5 / 5] ===== COMPLETE!
Hetumi {25/06/11} [5 / 5; +1 from Erelye] ===== COMPLETE!
Longinus {06/24/99} [8 / 10] ===== =====

Originally posted on 2017-06-15 14:29:00

POST II

Phalxi looks at Seiyiku. Boy, she sure does seem lonely, defending Meduka all by herself! Alone, forever. Zombielike. So, it’s time for Seiyiku to get a friend who won’t ever leave her. Probably.

With a demonic summoning circle or two and a few muttered words, it is done. And she’s home.

Kyaku: [PO] HP: 5,000/5,000. My City Now: III. I Challenge You: II. Listen: II. Seiyiku: III.

My City Now: fight!
I Challenge You: what is happened?
Listen: its an applel

Seiyiku: nnnndRRrrRfffhgrejh

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To: this adorable clown

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Kyaku and Seiyiku probably stick together. For that matter, Kyaku and Hameru target the Shield Mook with what appears to be a combination of candied fish and mildly .jpeg’d flashstep-teleportation combined with glorious explosions. By which I mean Hameru probably uses It’s Tmie to boost the effects of said teleportation.

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+1 to Consumer.

Kyaku {Why fight? Because.} [5 / 5] ===== COMPLETE.
Celestial Fires {But the stars that marked our starting fall away.} [5 / 6] ======
Intransigent Aegis {Is he neither able nor willing?} [6 / 10; +1 from Consumer] ===== =====

Originally posted on 2017-06-15 14:40:00

Planetfall: 5/10
Proper Armament: 5/10
A Glitchy Mess: 5/10
+1 to helldivercommand

Lothyra climbs up the nearest hill, gaining a vantage point over the Battlefield. She spies the two Godmodders and their summons locked in combat.

Lothyra: I see you now, Richard.
Lothyra: Heh. You two look like you've both bitten off more than you can chew. This Godmodding War will pass far more quickly than the last one.

She stares at the distant duelers, and then holds her hands out, concentrating on the space between them. Crackling energy fills it, and then a large laser sniper rifle materializes, along with three clips of ammunition. Lothyra places it on the ground, loads it with a clip, and aims at the duel, searching for a moment of opportunity to strike Richard (Omega). When he is temporarily unmoving, she pulls the trigger. A night-invisible beam of photons travels kilometers straight towards Richard (Omega). She then fires another, and another again. Each shot produces a powerful explosion. She pulls out the spent clip and loads another. Bang. Bang. Bang. Once more, she loads the rifle. Bang. Bang. Bang. 9 shots at Richard, each one occurring when he is distracted. Once the final shot is pulsed, the rifle and clips dematerialize, and Lothyra picks herself up off the ground.

Originally posted on 2017-06-15 21:29:00

Using 10/10 Chaos (+1 from Pricey12345).

A suit of armour flies towards Prof, encasing him fully. A blue glow emanates from the gaps.

ARCANIST ARMOUR ACTIVATED.

Arcanist Armour [AG]: HP: What are the calculations for this? Arcane Beam: 0/3
Can only attack through Arcane beam, since it is a suit of armour worn by a player. However, the Beam can be fired independently of the wearer.

6/10 Weaving (+1 from Abeneautmal)
7/10 Threads of ( +2 from pionoplayer)

+1 to pionoplayer


Originally posted on 2017-06-16 00:19:00

Accessing Energy Arsenal...
[1 energy received from Redstonetam15?

6/10 4
6/10 42
6/10 7

Unallocated energy: 1 energy from Redstonetam15(?)

+1 to Pionoplayer]
...
Accessing library.corrupted_Proverbs.birds...

QUOTE (Console Output)

Error: Access Denied

Re-attempting...

QUOTE (Console Output)

Error: Access Denied

Input credentials supervisor_Aut_guest...

QUOTE (Console Output)

Credentials Approved. Welcome, guest of Aut

Accessing library.corrupted_Proverbs.birds...

QUOTE (Console Output)

Success: Displaying Library

...

QUOTE (Corrupted Proverbs Excerpt)

Why kill two birds with one >4h%$2fHT2THEARTIFACTS4g$gafg@4F when you can kill two birds with each other?

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targetLock(Seiyiku)
Engage GravitonSurge
Invert GravitationalForces below target
Wait(60)
Neutralize GravitationalForces about target
target.position.y...
>10000
Engage ArtificialMassGenerator
Add Mass(3000, kilogram, target)
Center GravitationalForces Godmodder477 target...
>target now accelerating towards Godmodder477
...

QUOTE (Memo)

Mister Tr22GRump, tear down this wall!

...
>target collision detected
Disengage(all)...
...

Originally posted on 2017-06-16 06:38:00

Cake? 4/10
Cake?? 4/10
Cake??? 4/10
I grab the Magical Chainsaw and use it to cut up some concrete. Unsurprisingly, this ruins the chainsaw.
I +1 Erelye.

Originally posted on 2017-06-16 19:31:00

Action 1/2

Oozing Sludge: 4/5 (Thanks Helldiver!)

I hand out a nifty +1 to Helldiver.

Alright, time to start up some board control.

I produce a bag full of throwing stars and start throwing them into the air around me. These throwing stars do not fall to the ground, but instead levitate in orbit around me. By the time I am finished emptying the bag of throwing stars, a swarm of the vicious needles has formed around me. I flick my hand towards the Pro-Omega side, and the stars zoom forth, humming like a storm of enraged insects. The cloud of screaming flechettes find their mark and strike Hameru, grievously wounding its most vulnerable points in a tide of indiscriminate cuts.

Originally posted on 2017-06-17 03:18:00

I throw packs of sunflower seeds at the Godmodders and shout "Why don't you boys do something constructive for once? What would your mother say?? Hmmm?"

I shake my fist angrily at them.

1/10 Space Whale
1/10 Warforge
1/10 Millions of Tiny Spiders

Originally posted on 2017-06-17 06:58:00

I reveal that Conquest is currently dealing with a serve debt of mental capacity and if it does not repay those Mental Capacity loans, it may find it's mind being foreclosed on. Unfortunately, saying things are so does not make them true, but it does cause some local HPbankers to be awfully nervous about giving Conquest an HP loan. Naturally, they decide it would be safer to take a nice, big chunk of it's HP whilst it's busy and run off to the bank. However, the moment they arrive, their HPeconomy crashes. The resulting HPbankrun results in that nice, big chunk of HP vanishing into a massive populace. This is moments before the crashed economy becomes physical and collapses on top of Conquest. Oops.

2/10
2/10
2//10

Originally posted on 2017-06-17 17:56:00

Action 2/2

Oozing Sludge: 5/5 COMPLETE!

I hand out a nifty +1 to Abeneautmal.

My charge is complete, so time to hand out some more board control!

At my command, a deep purple, slimy mass begins to grow from the floor. It gets to around the height of something substantial- like a large dog. Yellow, ghostlike eyes emerge in the hunk of ooze.

Say hello to the Oozing Sludge!

For a 5-post entity, the Oozing Sludge should have slightly more health but deal significantly less damage. However, it will reduce the damage of any entities it lands a hit on by a fair amount. The concrete numbers below are based on the best formulas I could get (Thanks Crystal).

Proposed Concrete Numbers:
Maximum HP: 6,000
Damage: 300
Reduces the damage of any entity this successfully hits by 40%.



Originally posted on 2017-06-18 01:48:00

I begin throwing tomatoes and booing at the C Mech. I shout 'Hey, everyone, it's that guy!". Soon, a large crowd of random people has gathered around me, and has joined in tossing objects and booing loudly.

2/10 Space Whale
2/10 Warforge
2/10 Millions of Tiny Spiders

Originally posted on 2017-06-18 03:47:00

1/10 Charge
7/10 Weaving
8/10 Threads of

I inflict upon the two godmodders the memory of all the previous defeats they have had. This includes the pain of every boss they have summoned slain, every antimatter explosion, every burn, every cut, every ship that has fallen on top of them, every hellkite dragon that has attacked them, and the Chuck Norris stims-fueled roundhouse kick into oblivion.

+1 to randomusername.

Originally posted on 2017-06-18 06:24:00

Posted 9/19/15 at 8:30 PM.

QUOTE (The_Serpent @ (time=1497301602))

Serpent considers the words of the godmodders for a moment, before turning to Alpha. AU: You're a lot more eloquent than your split, and I guess you weren't the one responsible for the Red Dragon fiasco. I'll help you settle this argument if you help me. AU: Understand me - I'm doing this for myself, not to settle your squabble for you. I won't help you if you leave me to die like last time. At least English buffed me. AU: Besides, this isn't a multiversal high-stakes conflict. No hard feelings, Pro-Omega suckers. Serpent glares down the Mooks and raises her hand into the air. In a flash of orchid light, a card deck materializes. She walks over to the Mooks and fans the card deck out. With precision, she flicks each card straight at a Mook and in midair each card materializes into a weapon - swords, spears, daggers, axes, scimitars, et cetera. The weapons maintain their momentum and embed in each mook's chest. Plan A: 2/10 Plan B: 2/10 Other Thing: 2/7

One Mook dies, and the Elite Mook and Shield Mook each take 500 damage! The (red) string tying the Mooks together then breaks.

QUOTE (DCCCV @ (time=1497307155))

Prof Alistair calls upon an army of elves from the treetops to attack Alpha. The Elves are then promptly beaten up by an army of orcs, and then the orcs are beaten up by the trees themselves. In the end, everyone disappears back into the forest. Throughout this chaos, Alpha is tossed about. 4/8 Weaving 4/9 Threads of 8/10 Chaos (+1 from Pionoplayer) +1 to Abeneautmal NOTE: This was based on an actual series of events that happened on this day two years ago, on a LOTRMod Minecraft Server.

Temporal focus bonus! Alpha calls out the orcs a little early, causing the brawl to erupt far away from him!

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1497336772))

Well... yeah. I have come back to kill both of you at this time I came from another world where there are 2 godmodders, Alpha and Omega (Richard) so those bastards needs to die for real this time... I am officially Anti Godmodder. I throw a stupid rock at Alpha. ??? 1/10 ??? 1/10 ??? 1/10 +1 to DCCCV

Alpha points out to the rock that it's stupid. The rock stops in midair, falls to the floor, and begins to rock back and forth while internally crying. It then gets up and resolves to dunk itself in a potion of intelligence increase so it can become super-smart, then kind of hops off into the distance.

QUOTE (helldivercommand @ (time=1497337316))

lab: 5/10 rookie: 5/5 engineering:9/10 suddenly, a helicopter pops right out of absolutely nowhere and drops down a well armored and armed Rookie also I quickly untie the mooks and provide a quick heal to them +1 to ninjatwist for helping the mooks Railgun: 1/5

A Rookie is summoned!

You heal the Shield Mook for 500 HP.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1497350136))

6/10 I 6/10 Has 7/10 Plan +1amirroredclock     +1 amirroredclock nah, i didn't mean echelader-style, i meant upgrading my character to have magical powers that can grow with time, up to a cap of course. this seemed like it'd be pretty strong, so i figured it would take around 50 charges; this is more then i can currently hold across all my charges, so i figgured the solution would be to sidequest. if you don't feel like coming up with chalanges for me to fight, then maybe you can have charges used on it stick around? [ie: i need to use 5 10-charges on it?] while waiting for the answer, i keep building a wall that is protect nothing.

Pal, I know what you mean, it's in-game Crystal that doesn't. I'm not sure I even want leveling systems to be a thing in 3. They're incredibly difficult to balance, I plan on introducing an Echeladder-like later, and it's more anachronism and carryover from 0.

If that even happens, you'll not be getting one until the charge cap hits 50. No combining charges allowed.

Your wall continues to protect nothing.

QUOTE (helldivercommand @ (time=1497356083))

Lab: 6/10 Railgun: 2/5 engineering: 10/10 far behind the battlefield, an engineering bay pops the hell out of nowhere and begins to perform tests on armor and weaponry that could work in this place. meanwhile, on the battlefield the mooks and rookie both shoot the C-mech and I jump on omega's shoulders before stabbing him in the face with a rather powerful combat knife new charge: 1/10

You garner an engineering bay, and your entities are ordered.

Omega throws you off before the knifestab comes down, then retaliates with a ten-ton knife to the face. Thankfully, you're invulnerable at present. Unfortunately, it glanced off your eye like glass thatwasincrediblydisturbing

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1497365983))

6/10 7/10 6/10 +1 to DCCCV I continue to idle, waiting for my creative juices to return... It really isn't a proper game without me finding some way to break things. Alpha's spine suddenly snaps in two. Just like the plot. EDIT: Is it possible to upgrade entities in the same round you summon them, or even better, combine charges with yourself?

Alpha's spine holds. It's divinium-reinforced.

No, I don't think charge combining will be a thing. A modest degree of entity upgrading may be, but likely not past charge cap until lategame.

QUOTE (A Mirrored Clock @ (time=1497437275))

[n] As per Alpha's suggestion, I order popcorn. I also begin creating a document for the establishment. 6/10 Actually something different. 6/10 A simple tool for latter. +1 from JOE 5/10 The start of an interesting project. +1 to JOE

Omega looks quite happy to see that popcorn.

QUOTE (gutza1 @ (time=1497442853))

Planetfall: 4/10 Proper Armament: 4/10 A Glitchy Mess: 4/10 +1 to helldivercommand Lothyra staggers away from the pod. Suddenly, she is surrounded by an aura of crackling white energy, which dissipates a moment later. Lothyra: And now I've gotten my Descendancy and Inventory back. This should help. Lothyra, having reacquired access to her former Minecraftian inventory, pulls a porkchop out of it and consumes the piece of food. The black scar on her face begins to slowly shrink, as Lothyra continues walking towards the Battlefield, now with a faster and more energetic pace. Suddenly, a burst of improbability hits the dueling Godmodders. The landscape turns into a trippy kaleidoscopic mass, the laws of physics are chaotically distorted. The C-Mech's body turns into a white fluid, then a swarm of insects, and finally a bundle of thorns. Its internal explosives are dissolved into a gas, and then recombine, causing an explosion while the C-Mech is still non-solid. Then, seemingly just as quickly as it began, the improbability field disappears, leaving observers and combatants confused as to what exactly happened.

The C-Mech takes 1,000 damage!

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1497483358))

7/10 I 8/10 Has+1amirroredclock 8/10 Plan +1 amirroredclock I figure since Alpha has way fewer allies, his godmodding power has to be bigger to compensate, otherwise he'll just die really fast. as such, I join PA. I manifest to blades of light, red and cyan, and leap at seiku, before slashing at them with the cyan blade and blinking forwards, stabbing them from behind with the red one, and cause them to begin bleeding profusely. the blood pools on the ground and I toss the sword down, causing the blood to form into tendrils and tentacles, which grab at their limbs and hold them in place as i prepare to use omnislash, then do so. the cyan blade phases through their armor, limbs, flesh. everything. it cuts soul-deep, causing internal bleeding and slashing at their mind, causing them to lose their sanity. [if attackdamage sufficient to kill= TRUE, then cont;] they, held together by tendrils of blood and medium-strong telekinisis, stumble towards their allys and attack them, pummelling them with fists, then try to eat them. their body/corpse then falls apart.

The shield blocks the attack!

QUOTE (Abeneautmal @ (time=1497494273))

<SHOUldNOTtheetHEREAlSPIkesHaVEbeENBLOCKedBYOUrACTIONs??!!#Rrrrrrrrrrr24233eddssa32ERRRORTAGIDINVALID></S> Accessing Energy Arsenal... [1 energy received from DCCCV 5/10 4 5/10 42 5/10 7 +1 to DCCCV] ... Checking Energy Reserves... QUOTE (Console Output) Error: Update Not Complete ... QUOTE (Prompt) New energy type detected in Energy Reserves. Name? ... Ascendant Energy Sample QUOTE (Prompt) Confirm Name: "Ascendant Energy Sample" Y/N ... Y QUOTE (Console Output) Name "Ascendant Energy Sample" Accepted. Updating Registry... ... Checking Energy Reserves... QUOTE (Console Output) Success. Displaying Records ... QUOTE (Energy Reserves) Alpha Godmodding energy sample: 14micropectons Anti-Godmodding energy sample: ∞ Ascendant Energy Sample: 1.0 k Delta Wave energy: 3.572 x 10^67 kJ Green Sun sample: 1.386 solar massess Omega Godmodding energy sample: 16micropectons Psi Godmodding energy sample: [REDACTED] Xenecto trace sample: 1.056 x 10^-25 J ... Begin dismantling procedures... 10^24 nanabots released into celestial orange gremlin wall Wall consumption begins Nanobot population doubled... Nanobot population doubled... Nanobot population doubled... Nanobot population doubled... Nanobot population doubled... Nanobot population doubled... Nanobot population doubled... Nanobot population doubled... Nanobot population doubled... Nanobot population doubled... Nanobot population doubled... Nanobot population doubled... Nanobot population doubled... Nanobot population doubled... Nanobot population doubled... Nanobot population doubled... Nanobot population doubled... Nanobot population doubled... Nanobot population doubled... Nanobot population doubled... Nanobot population has used up all available addresses, remote control impossible past this point. 2.097 *10^30 total nanobot population. Detonate 2.097 *10^27 kJ expected yield Convert to kilotons of TNT ... QUOTE (Console Output) Approximately 5.011950287e+14 kton, or 501 trillion kton

I literally can't tell what you're attacking.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1497497748))

5/10 Even More Chainsaws 4/5 More Chainsaws +1 to The Operator/Abeneautmal The Magical Chainsaw flies at Conquest and stabs it with its teeth. CL (Chainsaw Lady, which I shall call her for now), revs up a chainsaw and chucks it at Conquest.

The Magical Chainsaw will do as you say!

Conquest takes 750 damage!

QUOTE (insert_generic_username @ (time=1497512020))

Cake? 3/10 Cake?? 3/10 Cake??? 3/10 I tell Seyiku that she's a zombie and telekinetically fling her Soul Gem away.

Seiyiku: wat

Seiyiku: no zmobie

Seiyiku: no pain

she rush to soul gem, but trip and fall on rock

500 dmage

QUOTE (Krill13 @ (time=1497515496))

Charges: 2/10 2/10 2/10 +1 to ConsumerOfAll ___________________________ Action: Krill13: Welp I guess this is going to be my first course of action here. I impale myself through the chest with a katana. Then, I start rushing towards Conquest. Of course, he's going to see me running up to him, so he'll probably fire at me, so I'll just take in all the arrows that he shoots at me and keep rushing towards him. Once I approach him, I then leap towards him, do a full 180 turn, and impale him with the katana and the arrows that he shot at me. Krill13: Worth

The sheer audacity. 1,000 damage.

QUOTE (A Mirrored Clock @ (time=1497521087))

[n] I wonder if anyone knows what I'm doing. . . or if they care. 7/10 Actually something different. 7/10 A simple tool for latter. 7/10 The start of an interesting project. +1 from JOE +1 to JOE

Hm hm hm

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1497530758))

Annis looks at Conquest, before deciding to ride the horse. I could get creative with this, I could spam text because that's the standard now, but nah. Annis rides Conquest. +1 to Erelye. Mumi  {02/06/11} [4 / 5; +1 from Krill] ===== Hetumi  {25/06/11} [3 / 5] ===== Longinus {06/24/99} [7 / 10] ===== =====

The guy riding the horse stabs you with an arrow, in true Sniper fashion. Nevertheless, you ride the horse, bucking around a bunch, and you somehow displace the actual rider-guy, who gets bucked onto the floor. The horse falls limp.

QUOTE (Erelye @ (time=1497531430))

POST II Phalxi looks at Conquest warily. phalxi: Whew. You know what can solve this? phalxi: Trains. Out of nowhere, the mystic Hype Train 4000, with a built-in forward track placer, falls from the sky, carving a defensive circle around Meduka, Seiyiku, and Hameru. I clap my hands, and laser, flame, and solid projectile turrets emerge out of the tops of the train’s cars, manned by unknown forces. The turrets are at the ready, and designed to fire at anyone who decides it would be wise to attack these megucae. It is of note that if any additional megucae are summoned, they will be permitted inside this circle of defense. +1 to Consumer. Kyaku {Why fight? Because.} [4 / 5; +2 from Consumer] ===== Celestial Fires {But the stars that marked our starting fall away.} [4 / 6] ====== Intransigent Aegis {Is he neither able nor willing?} [4 / 10] ===== =====

The Megucae are now protected from an attack!

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1497531449))

7/10 8/10 7/10 +1 to DCCCV >Annis: Ride conquest like a mechanical bull. The power of amusing narration empowers consumer, as does me actually turning Conquest into a mechanical bull for the purposes of humor.

The horse is now a literal mechanical bull. It's gone back to moving.

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1497533392))

To assist in her riding, Annis warps a saddle onto Conquest, before tying reins around his neck. [PO] Mumi: HP: 5,000/5,000. Tetris: I. Testa Mia: II. Mumi Why: II. The Keki Ritual: IIIII. [PO] Hetumi: HP: 0 / 0. Girls Can't Love Girls: 0/0. Tetris: I AM THE MAN WHO ARRANGES THE BLOCKS WHO FALL FROM UP ABOVE Testa Mia: bad may-may Mumi Why: i thought this was a little girl's show The Keki Ritual: dubbed Hetumi is a 0 post charge that was spent using a 5 post charge. She has no worth, and is on the middle of existence and nonexistence. The only way she can be killed is by doing a special action to kill her. When Hetumi dies, girls gain the ability to love girls. The Meduka squad members under my control finish off the Elite Mook, and proceed to kill the Mook Squad if the Elite Mook is already dead. +1 to Erelye. Mumi  {02/06/11} [5 / 5] ===== COMPLETE! Hetumi  {25/06/11} [5 / 5; +1 from Erelye] ===== COMPLETE! Longinus {06/24/99} [8 / 10] ===== =====

You put a saddle on the mechanical bull. This helps?
The humanoid half of Conquest is writhing on the floor.

More Meguca! Mumi and Hetumi summoned. They will do as you say.

QUOTE (Erelye @ (time=1497534012))

POST II Phalxi looks at Seiyiku. Boy, she sure does seem lonely, defending Meduka all by herself! Alone, forever. Zombielike. So, it’s time for Seiyiku to get a friend who won’t ever leave her. Probably. With a demonic summoning circle or two and a few muttered words, it is done. And she’s home. Kyaku: [PO] HP: 5,000/5,000. My City Now: III. I Challenge You: II. Listen: II. Seiyiku: III. My City Now: fight! I Challenge You: what is happened? Listen: its an applel Seiyiku: nnnndRRrrRfffhgrejh To: this adorable clown Tuesday, 12:37 AM < wait < so what ur tellin me is that you actually want to play mystery puzzle bullshit Yeah > Idk it might be fun > < damn aya < that’s a pretty lame justification Is it though > < nah < okay gotta go < ✌️ See u > Yesterday, 7:37 PM < oh yeah < i forgot to ask < how’s the fez going You see > What you got me wasn’t actually fez > But a pirated copy of multiplayer Minecraft with some random server IP already plugged in > So > < oh shit < i’m sorry kek < i thought that was it Nah it’s fine > Some random person on the server got me fez anyways > < wow Ikr > Today, 8:13 AM If you had an army of five jpeg magical girl abominations and a useless sack what would you do > < que Pls answer the question > < take over the world? enslave/murder my enemies? < idk Okay fair enough > Thanks for the input > < . < wait what Kyaku and Seiyiku probably stick together. For that matter, Kyaku and Hameru target the Shield Mook with what appears to be a combination of candied fish and mildly .jpeg’d flashstep-teleportation combined with glorious explosions. By which I mean Hameru probably uses It’s Tmie to boost the effects of said teleportation. +1 to Consumer. Kyaku {Why fight? Because.} [5 / 5] ===== COMPLETE. Celestial Fires {But the stars that marked our starting fall away.} [5 / 6] ====== Intransigent Aegis {Is he neither able nor willing?} [6 / 10; +1 from Consumer] ===== =====

Kyaku summoned!
Your meguca will do as you say!

QUOTE (gutza1 @ (time=1497558540))

Planetfall: 5/10 Proper Armament: 5/10 A Glitchy Mess: 5/10 +1 to helldivercommand Lothyra climbs up the nearest hill, gaining a vantage point over the Battlefield. She spies the two Godmodders and their summons locked in combat. Lothyra: I see you now, Richard. Lothyra: Heh. You two look like you've both bitten off more than you can chew. This Godmodding War will pass far more quickly than the last one. She stares at the distant duelers, and then holds her hands out, concentrating on the space between them. Crackling energy fills it, and then a large laser sniper rifle materializes, along with three clips of ammunition. Lothyra places it on the ground, loads it with a clip, and aims at the duel, searching for a moment of opportunity to strike Richard (Omega). When he is temporarily unmoving, she pulls the trigger. A night-invisible beam of photons travels kilometers straight towards Richard (Omega). She then fires another, and another again. Each shot produces a powerful explosion. She pulls out the spent clip and loads another. Bang. Bang. Bang. Once more, she loads the rifle. Bang. Bang. Bang. 9 shots at Richard, each one occurring when he is distracted. Once the final shot is pulsed, the rifle and clips dematerialize, and Lothyra picks herself up off the ground.

Omega points out that the photons are night-invisible. Night. Night is dark. Darkness is the absence of light. Photons are wave-particles of light. The lasers unexist. In the time he spent working that out, Alpha regained a bit of ground.

QUOTE (DCCCV @ (time=1497568794))

Using 10/10 Chaos (+1 from Pricey12345). A suit of armour flies towards Prof, encasing him fully. A blue glow emanates from the gaps. ARCANIST ARMOUR ACTIVATED. Arcanist Armour [AG]: HP: What are the calculations for this? Arcane Beam: 0/3 Can only attack through Arcane beam, since it is a suit of armour worn by a player. However, the Beam can be fired independently of the wearer. 6/10 Weaving (+1 from Abeneautmal) 7/10 Threads of ( +2 from pionoplayer) +1 to pionoplayer

You summon the Arcanist Armor! Its HP is 10,000.

QUOTE (Abeneautmal @ (time=1497591534))

Accessing Energy Arsenal... [1 energy received from Redstonetam15? 6/10 4 6/10 42 6/10 7 Unallocated energy: 1 energy from Redstonetam15(?) +1 to Pionoplayer] ... Accessing library.corrupted_Proverbs.birds... QUOTE (Console Output) Error: Access Denied Re-attempting... QUOTE (Console Output) Error: Access Denied Input credentials supervisor_Aut_guest... QUOTE (Console Output) Credentials Approved. Welcome, guest of Aut Accessing library.corrupted_Proverbs.birds... QUOTE (Console Output) Success: Displaying Library ... QUOTE (Corrupted Proverbs Excerpt) Why kill two birds with one >4h%$2fHT2THEARTIFACTS4g$gafg@4F when you can kill two birds with each other? ... targetLock(Seiyiku) Engage GravitonSurge Invert GravitationalForces below target Wait(60) Neutralize GravitationalForces about target target.position.y... >10000 Engage ArtificialMassGenerator Add Mass(3000, kilogram, target) Center GravitationalForces Godmodder477 target... >target now accelerating towards Godmodder477 ... QUOTE (Memo) Mister Tr22GRump, tear down this wall! ... >target collision detected Disengage(all)... ...

The Godmodders are unceremoniously smashed together! Omega's shielding is destroyed, and Alpha gets a few scrapes here and there. They come out at roughly the same relative power as they started.

QUOTE (insert_generic_username @ (time=1497637900))

Cake? 4/10 Cake?? 4/10 Cake??? 4/10 I grab the Magical Chainsaw and use it to cut up some concrete. Unsurprisingly, this ruins the chainsaw. I +1 Erelye.

1,000 damage!

QUOTE (Ninjatwist_ @ (time=1497665905))

Action 1/2 Oozing Sludge: 4/5 (Thanks Helldiver!) I hand out a nifty +1 to Helldiver. Alright, time to start up some board control. I produce a bag full of throwing stars and start throwing them into the air around me. These throwing stars do not fall to the ground, but instead levitate in orbit around me. By the time I am finished emptying the bag of throwing stars, a swarm of the vicious needles has formed around me. I flick my hand towards the Pro-Omega side, and the stars zoom forth, humming like a storm of enraged insects. The cloud of screaming flechettes find their mark and strike Hameru, grievously wounding its most vulnerable points in a tide of indiscriminate cuts.

You are unceremoniously shredded by a bunch of turrets from the Hype Train 4000, disrupting your attack! The Hype Train then senses Undertale hype elsewhere and screams off in a flash of rockets and light.

QUOTE (randomusername @ (time=1497679135))

I throw packs of sunflower seeds at the Godmodders and shout "Why don't you boys do something constructive for once? What would your mother say?? Hmmm?" I shake my fist angrily at them. 1/10 Space Whale 1/10 Warforge 1/10 Millions of Tiny Spiders

Godmodder477: Ah, but I am doing something productive! I'm killing this guy!
Godmodder478: Look around, pal. Does it really look like this is constructive?
Godmodder477: SCREWTHATANDSCREWYOU

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1497718586))

I reveal that Conquest is currently dealing with a serve debt of mental capacity and if it does not repay those Mental Capacity loans, it may find it's mind being foreclosed on. Unfortunately, saying things are so does not make them true, but it does cause some local HPbankers to be awfully nervous about giving Conquest an HP loan. Naturally, they decide it would be safer to take a nice, big chunk of it's HP whilst it's busy and run off to the bank. However, the moment they arrive, their HPeconomy crashes. The resulting HPbankrun results in that nice, big chunk of HP vanishing into a massive populace. This is moments before the crashed economy becomes physical and collapses on top of Conquest. Oops. 2/10 2/10 2//10

Conquest takes 1,750 damage!

QUOTE (Ninjatwist_ @ (time=1497746932))

Action 2/2 Oozing Sludge: 5/5 COMPLETE! I hand out a nifty +1 to Abeneautmal. My charge is complete, so time to hand out some more board control! At my command, a deep purple, slimy mass begins to grow from the floor. It gets to around the height of something substantial- like a large dog. Yellow, ghostlike eyes emerge in the hunk of ooze. Say hello to the Oozing Sludge! For a 5-post entity, the Oozing Sludge should have slightly more health but deal significantly less damage. However, it will reduce the damage of any entities it lands a hit on by a fair amount. The concrete numbers below are based on the best formulas I could get (Thanks Crystal). Proposed Concrete Numbers: Maximum HP: 6,000 Damage: 300 Reduces the damage of any entity this successfully hits by 40%.

Proposed concrete numbers accepted! Oozing Sludge summoned.

QUOTE (randomusername @ (time=1497754043))

I begin throwing tomatoes and booing at the C Mech. I shout 'Hey, everyone, it's that guy!". Soon, a large crowd of random people has gathered around me, and has joined in tossing objects and booing loudly. 2/10 Space Whale 2/10 Warforge 2/10 Millions of Tiny Spiders

The C-Mech throws tomatoes right back! Where tomatoes = armed grenades. Unhappily, a tomato clogs one of its firing ports, dealing 1,000 damage to it!

QUOTE (DCCCV @ (time=1497763463))

1/10 Charge 7/10 Weaving 8/10 Threads of I inflict upon the two godmodders the memory of all the previous defeats they have had. This includes the pain of every boss they have summoned slain, every antimatter explosion, every burn, every cut, every ship that has fallen on top of them, every hellkite dragon that has attacked them, and the Chuck Norris stims-fueled roundhouse kick into oblivion. +1 to randomusername.

Gameplay effect nulled due to three posts.

Godmodder477: WHAT DOESN'T KILL ME MAKES ME STRONGER! Well, you killed me. Twice. But I got better!
Godmodder478: Omega, you colossal idiot. It's not dying that makes you stronger.

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The Mooks deal a combined 500 damage to the C-Mech!
The Magical Chainsaw deals 300 damage to Conquest!
The Rookie deals 500 damage to the C-Mech!
The Arcanist Armor charges.
The Oozing Sludge was not ordered.

The Meguca pose as a team 'cause siht just got reeal. They collectively attack the Mooks in a ball of violence, interspersed with .jpeg'd flashstepping from Hameru and It's Tmie. When the smoke clears, the entire set of Mooks are dead.
The C-Mech fires a grenade at the Magical Chainsaw. It's completely blown apart.

Conquest throws Consumer off its back, then re-merges and shoots the C-Mech with an arrow, doing 4,000 damage!

The Godmodders clash once again... Neither of them got a conclusive hit in this round. They break apart, and contemplate what else to do this round.

Omega smacks down Conquest with a red-hot Banhammer for 7,000 damage, its momentum sending it straight into the Rookie for 3,000 damage!
Alpha tosses the Oozing Sludge onto Seiyiku and Kyaku, then engulfs them all in a crystal of pure ice! It shatters, and they all take 2,000 damage, with an extra 1,000 to the Oozing Sludge! He then stabs Conquest with his crystalline arm, repairing its structure for 5,000 healing!

Rookie [AG] HP: 2,000/5,000.
Arcanist Armour [AG]: HP: 10,000/10,000. Arcane Beam: III.
Oozing Sludge [AG] HP: 3,000/6,000. Debuffs damage of those it hits.

Meduka [PO] HP: 5,000/5,000. Rabu: I. Junk-O: II. Meguca Forbiddened: II. Rio de Janeiro: III.
Seiyiku [PO] HP: 2,500/5,000. Greef Sid: I. For Kyusiko: II. Lose It: II. Samba: III. Guarding Meduka.
Hameru [PO] HP: 5,000/5,000. 2016 Summer Olympics: III. Meguca, for Meduka: II. Coobie: II. It’s Tmie: I.
Mumi [PO] HP: 5,000/5,000. Tetris: I. Testa Mia: II. Mumi Why: II. The Keki Ritual: IIIII.
Hetumi [PO] HP: 0 / 0. Girls Can't Love Girls: 0/0.
Kyaku [PO] HP: 3,000/5,000. My City Now: III. I Challenge You: II. Listen: II. Seiyiku: III.
C-Mech [PO] HP: 23,000/30,000.

Conquest [PA] HP: 24,200/30,000. Vanquishment: [b]II[/b]

Godmodder477 [GM] HP: 100/100.
Godmodder478 [GM] HP: 97/100.

Originally posted on 2017-06-19 01:30:00

Lab: 9/10 (+1 ninjatwist and someone else)
Railgun: 3/5
Titanfall: 2/10

I quickly heal up the rookie

Rookie, shoot seiyiku

Originally posted on 2017-06-19 11:12:00

9/10
9/10
9/10
+1 to Abe

I bring up a giant potato and smash it over Alpha's head. This makes french fries, which I stab into Alpha's eyes, along with a compliment of fry sauce (if you've never had fry sauce you should try it sometime, it's really good.)

Originally posted on 2017-06-19 14:27:00

[n]
Soon my little project will be finished, and it will be quite an interesting development.
8/10 Actually something different.
8/10 A simple tool for latter.
8/10 The start of an interesting project.
+1 to JOE

Originally posted on 2017-06-19 20:43:00

Lab: 10/10
Railgun: 4/5
Titanfall: 3/10

directly next to the engineering bay, a laboratory pops out of the same place the engineering bay popped out of

I quickly strangle Seiyiku with explosive piano wire. Which then proceeds to explode

Originally posted on 2017-06-20 08:23:00