I take a few moments to parse what just happened and recompose myself.
"Well then. Um. Can't say I expected that... Seriously though, thanks. I don't even care that some of that's probably gonna hit my bear, that was really satisfying for some reason."
+2 Marron.
The Fallen: 9/60 (9/30 from me, 0/30) +1 from jon
Temporal shenanigans: 8/20

Now that Marron's switched sides, I take a look at the remaining opposing forces. Let's see... looks like there's... Maybe Thomas?
Welp, seems like an opportune time for action!
I plant a seed next to the simumodder. Normally this would take ages to grow but via the magic of time shenanigans it immediately grows into a full-size tree. There's even a few flowers blooming, that are soon pollinated by some passing bees, which make sure to avoid going anywhere near Marron. The flowers soon grow into fruit. But not just any fruit, mind you...
Delicious Fruit.
The fruit, detecting a presence underneath them, immediately rocket towards the Simumodder, defying all logic and laws of motion in order to pursue their target, outspeeding him easily (these fruit are exceptionally Delicious thanks to Time Magic). They collide messily, instantly reducing him to gibs.



Well I mean he survives obviously but it had to hurt a bit at least.


Originally posted on 2017-05-09 22:27:00

mastery: 31%
energy: 0?/62
explosive personality 8/20
a cold wind 5/upto30
+2 consumerVarient.
I am probably dead. if not, I fire a massive burst of HHHHHHHHHATE at puppetblight gannon, helpfully portaled by another me, before taking him to the doctor, finding out he won't get taller, the doctor saying "unless you break his shins and stick bamboo to them", and upon hearing this, going to a bamboo store, breaking his shins, and sticking bamboo to them, except the bamboo is A Trap. and go boom.
boooooom.

Originally posted on 2017-05-10 10:41:00

Accessing http://s15.zetaboards.com/DTG_Forums/singl...2380&t=10089945

Failure: Data Does Not Exist Or Has Been Deleted

Accessing 4390aoshdi.43fas/34fa/fwe3gr

Failed. Retrying...

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QUOTE

Abeneautmal: With so many PG lost this turn, I imagine the entity advantage has shifted. If this is the case, I begi3ranlknks$#QG$#%$#4sf3234hteryY54235TfDSFr4 on the Simumodder. Otherwise, I 43dsffsSFS$GFD. Firstly, I teleport the both of us inside of every H or PG entity. The Simumodder cannot escape, because the teleportation happens as a combination of glitches in the simulation, teleportation of the entities, teleportation of both of us, and a fundamental folding of reality across 7 dimensions. The teleportations also happen repeatedly, so if he teleports himself outside of the entity before he can be hurt, he is instantly teleported back inside, and this repeats until my attack is over. If he attempts to dodge out of range or simply teleport so fast that my teleportations never keep him in the entity long enough to damage him, I start teleporting him at twice whatever his teleportation rate is, no matter how high he raises it. If even this fails to damage him through the merging of his very atoms with those of the entities, then I436t1agrewCONSUMEHISVEINS4gfg3TFsg&HGsIMPLODEHISBONES34tfes@ #Gsd$G7STUFFHISLIVERTHROUGHHISINTESTINES433% Y%@#gfgsU&^Hgfsa3MAKEHIMDIGESTHISOWNKIDNEYS4tgs%HGS3GSg35  @#%#fd3%hesg3g%$#Th2tgfHH^52FDdg3hgbgH$#sdJ*iGFdb wgj*&jrDs2VFfh65542rhn56UVD34r. I also continue charging: 3/30 Broken Charges 6/10 E (+1 from Variant) +1 to Variant, +1 to Marron

Originally posted on 2017-05-11 00:49:00

Post 2

Actions: "I'm sorry, Joe, I can't let you do that," I say, rising from the ground, lifted up by a wave of fire. "That's Bad Medicine." I send a stream of flames towards JoeBOB while he's still in the bamboo store, burning all of the bamboo so that there is no more bamboo to stick into Puppetblight Ganon's legs, so Puppetblight Ganon is saved from Bad Medicine.

Seriously, medical quackery is Not Cool, nor is it funny.

Charges
Starter: 4/5
A little investment 4/20(+3 from Variant, +1 from Irecreeper +1 Redstonetam15)

+2 to Redstonetam15

Originally posted on 2017-05-11 04:11:00

(the doctor was joking, and was taken literally.)
/NUL

Originally posted on 2017-05-11 18:45:00

I pull out SCP-713 and mess around with it for a bit, without using it for anything anomalous. When the simumodder gets bored with my aimless shenanigans, thinking it's a regular computer, I quickly drag the cursor outside of the screen, use it to pick him up, and overload the computer by highlighting every program on the desktop and opening it all at once.

+2 DCCCV
The Fallen: 10/60 (10/30 from me, 0/30)
Temporal shenanigans: 9/20

Originally posted on 2017-05-11 23:59:00

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1494254459))

o---Chages--- Puppet Panic!: 10 / 10 (+1, Simu) (EXPENDING...) Return: 2 / 30 (+1, Simu) +2 to ...NOBODY. Current Summons Marron holds the bloodsoaked handle of the Nightmarron in her hands. She's managed to hold onto the thing for the whole ten turns! Well, kinda; she did die once in the process, but the important thing is that she has it now. She spins the familiar blade in her hands, before activating Endless Night, greatly empowering the Crescent Rose lookalike. Crimson energy wraps around the entire weapon, with bits of that energy dissipating into the air in the form of rose petals. Instead of immediately lunging towards the AS side like one would expect, she turns to face JOE. tc: Hey, JOE. tc: Just so you know... tc: You had this coming to you for so, so long. A surge of rose petals blots out the sky as the Nightmarron hits maximum power. The sheer mass of the rosepetals blots out the sky, their slight translucence causing a red light to stain the battlefield. She commands her entities to run off to the N faction, before suddenly charging into the PS side. Without breaking stride, the crimson blade of the Nightmarron is swung straight up through the Goop Snake's jaw, slicing it clean in two. She then sets her sights on Thomas, and decides to truly put the power of the Nightmarron to use! ...Whatever those powers are. Truth be told, she hasn't had any practice with this mode. The Supplier was very, very vague as to what it did. But she'll probably learn what it does soon. Anyway, she points the Nightmarron back, and with a single shot, launches herself towards Thomas at a speed faster than she's ever gone before. A spinning strike, punctuated by a kick to the face sends Thomas reeling, directly into a blade made of solid red energy, just like the energy surrounding her scythe. What seems to be a hard-light clone of Marron- or is it Ruby Rose, begins to combo Thomas, knocking him into the sky. More energy arcs off of the Nightmarron, sending a burst of rosepetals out that transforms into another Marron that promptly slashes Thomas back down to the ground. The original Marron, henceforth called Marron Prime, proceeds to pop his head off the moment he impacts the ground, reducing his face to a bloody pulp. Then, she turns to JOE. tc: I seriously cannot bring myself to trust you anymore. tc: Like, seriously! Having your boss entity eat an obvious trap entity!? Anyone with a gorillaing brain could've seen that there was something HORRIBLY wrong with the Plague Doctor! tc: You also just keep handing off objects of destruction to the Simumodder, who hardly even uses them- Apparently, JOE is passing off an artifact right now to the Simumodder. tc: ...JUST LIKE THAT! tc: Anyway, you kinda deserve this. tc: Goodbye. The Nightmarron proceeds to unleash some unholy burst of energy which cracks the blade of the scythe. Dozens of clones manifest around JOE, who all proceed to swarm him, scythes in hand. Blades rip into him from every angle, tearing bits of flesh off of him as the Marrons stick their blade into him before firing it off, sending themselves flying off into the distance, JOE's flesh in tow. Along with this, an entire hailstorm of bullets peppers him, covering from head to toe in gunshot wounds, each one oozing with blood. Soon after he's riddled with bullets and moments away from death, the horde of Marrons all work in tandem to send JOE as high up as they possibly can, with a few of them boosting Marron Prime up with him. Perhaps a mile up in the air, Marron swaps the Nightmarron to Spear Mode, fires a shot straight up to the heavens, and begins to plummet downwards. She impales JOE on the way down, sending him flying through a tempest of shots of all elements; some lighting his already punctured flesh ablaze, some freezing his wounds (and then shattering them soon after), and some just kinda giving him little jolts of pain. The Marrons then begin to vanish one by one as Marron nears the surface of the battlefield. Moments before Marron Prime and JOE impact the ground, all of the crimson energy of the Nightmarron has surged to the tip of the blade. With a final warrior's cry, Marron sticks the landing, deeply embedding the blade into JOE's chest, sending him (and the tip) nearly a meter into the ground. Arcs of energy then begin to spark off the blade of the Nightmarron- it's clearly going to blow! Marron books it as the Nightmarron explodes behind her, sending an absolutely beautiful storm of elemental dust and rose petals into the air. The Nightmarron has been destroyed, and with it, most (if not all) of the PS side. With her betrayal complete. Marron shuffles to the side of the battlefield, officially defecting to the Neutral faction. If there's any "overkill damage" from this, it'll target the Ironfur Grizzly.

I think that was suitably dramatic.
Your entities all flee to the Neutral corner of the field as you prepare for the ultimate beatdown.
What follows is roughly 10 minutes of you utterly obliterating the PS side, leaving behind only Thomas, who still manages to lose 2 of his respawns in one go (Yes, strong enough attacks can chew through multiple respawns.)
JOE dies too. Poor JOE. This bottoms out all of his charges AND his energy level.
The Ironfur grizzly gets hit by the backlash of the attack. Normally it would retaliate and deal some damage, but 1. you're a player, 2. with the destruction of the Nightmarron you're invincible once again, and 3. it got completely obliterated.

The Simumodder staggers to his feet, having taken 1 damage from the catastrophic blast at the end of the attack.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1494254847))

mastery: 31% energy: 35/62 3 portals protect thomas. explosive personality 7/20 +2 Hadochill.txt.lst a cold wind 4/upto30 +2 ire lets say... varient. I'm not helping someone who just (tried to? did?) murdered me in cold blood. I pick up nuclear heaven and hand it to the simumodder. sure, he doesn't use artifacts much, but I don't want to give it back to the AZ's and don't feel like killing myself to boost damage. alternatively, if thomas picked it up, he hands it to simumodder. I pick up nuclear heaven, strum until 1 HP, and toss it to simu if the ironfur grizzly is alive, thomas attacks the AS puppet rat swarms, otherwise azurewrath. however, if creativity generates before his action, then he starts a smash for the puppet rat swarms and spends both actions working on it. HE is probably DEAD though, in which case he spends the turn respawning. creativity and his generic charge still progress, since he is an imitation of a player and a real person doesn't stop being able to think when they die ingame, and player charges don't stop on death. black goop snake attacks azurewrath.probably dead. I continue walking in the sidequest. meanwhile in the rest of the world, I raise several stones from the ground, then spin them around me, once and the again, before sending them all flying into possition around the ironfur grizzly, before spinning more and more quickly as the gaps shrink, pushing into the grizzlys skin and crushing it, before another one appears, truly massive, and shaped like a spike, and crashes down into the ironfur grizzly for the not-knock-out. ... Ok I had a big long responce to marron here but my computer died right as I clicked edit post so I'm gonna keep this short and "sweet" Your facts are off, Your guys are dead, no hard feelings. I use disorient on Puppetblight ganon, followed by a 35 energy burst, and strum nuclear heaven until at one hp. I then leap into the air and manifest a tennis racket out of pure annoyance, and slam it into each conjured bomb, sending them flying into puppetblight and blinking to maneuver. I proceed to spin nuclear haven around my finger before tossing it to Simu with the perception message "use it well, nuke them from orbit.", and ducking under the first wave of Ire/marrons's clones to buy time, before sending a spire into the air, with me on it and then drawing several especially durable stones towards me, creating a massive stonegolemabominationsuit, which then falls downwards into puppetblight, turning the floor into a massive trampoline, and jumps up and down with all the fury and skill of a petulant child, before begining to do tricks, like turning into buzzsaws or various cooL7new methods to increase the pain dealt to puppetblight. among these tricks are changing shape into a rod to fall faster, spinning like a helicopter to increase ascent speed, and cartwheeling. the suit then launches three large thungstan rods into the sky, where they triple in mass and sextuple in how affected they are by gravity, causing them to speed downwards and explode on impact with the ground because of how orbital bombardment works, tearing through the trapoline and sending Pblight ganon down, into the pit bellow trampolines. you know the one, the black pit you can't see the bottom of bellow every commercial trampoline, so you can never really tell if your safe, you can't get a good look, nobody explains, you give up on trampolining forever. yeah, that one. anyway, the bottom of the pit is filled with corrosive black goop, which eats at him until a massive explosion launches him back up as the world returns to its normal, giant-trampoline-free state.

No power on the battlefield short of the Simumodder miraculously losing his quality "Lazy Git" could possibly have saved Thomas from that. And you're dead. Your action fails on account of you being too dead to do it.
Thomas given his order to respawn though, creativity will be kept, but not generated while respawning, the charge gets bottomed out like all charges do.

QUOTE (variant @ (time=1494256202))

Huh. Let’s see then. If that’s what you’re saying, does that mean I could… Beta’s sponsor crumples up the expectations I (and, by extension, they) had about how actions were divided up and throws them out the window. And by window, I of course mean airlock, because Beta’s sponsor obviously lives IN SPACE!!!!! for reasons that may or may not be explained later. The assumptive ball then passes through an asteroid field, where the sheer lack of prior knowledge constitutes a more attractive force than a vacuum, pulling various clumps of rock toward it and altering the trajectory of the now-larger ball of assumptions and rocks to put it on a collision course with the planet where all of this is taking place that I don’t know the name of. As it enters the atmosphere, the various bits of rock it picked up act as a heat shield to the assumptions, which would otherwise would likely have burned if they had been moving as quickly as they were, because they only really looked good on paper. Then, it collides with Judgment in midair, unless this would somehow disrupt the events going on deep underground miles and miles away. Then, the Pseudo-Player, for unrelated reasons, decides that while they could be a jerk to AS, that wouldn’t be cool, so they instead use Polarize to give Azurewrath a stack of Plus and Marron (or Puppetblight Ganon if Marron would be immune) a stack of Minus. SIDEQUEST Ugh, zombies. At least it wasn’t... silverfish... Beta shudders at the mere thought of the loathsome creatures. Well, at least I have my... As he looks at his blade, he notices that it is a somewhat paltry specimen compared to other blades. More of a knife, really. ...knife, I guess. Well... I would have expected a sword or something, but... Knives are pretty good too. Beta then takes advantage of one of a knife’s most useful attributes, short wind-up, to lock one of the (traditionally slow-hitting) zombies in hitstun while he stabs it in the face repeatedly. +1 Abeneutmal/DCCCV 11/20 something (+1 Honest Abe) 10/15 other

Judgement turns into a donkey for the briefest of seconds thanks to the assumptive paper, taking 8000 damage.
Pseudo-Player ordered.

You stab, stab, stab your troubles awaaaayy. dealing 7 damage to the zombie.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1494257224))

/announcement: I am please to announce that with the death of Vengeful Night, and the final decision that we're not doing alchemy, the charge cap has been raised to 30.

And it's about darn time too.

QUOTE (Abeneautmal @ (time=1494258698))

Retrieving incident Data (5/8/2017):; Multiple Retrieval Failures Detefgaftcted Retrying... Failure Retrying... Failure Accessing corrupted data in safety mode:; Success. Displaying Data: QUOTE Simu12120915N DTG turn beginning 5/8/17, 4 ener      gy received and allocated [+2 from Variant] response from User_236 detected at 11:47PM    e "w       respOnd in kind" two energy signatures moved to variant [+2 charge] energy continues to collect witHin twO isolated energy signatures. [2/(ERROR: DATA CONFLICTS; REPLACED WITH 30) Broken Charges 4/10 E] anomalous spatial Positions detected on thE battlefield. ... User_236 has entered the battle at the coordinates ([311,-36,1],[64,-10000000000000000,77,],[3,111,423]) ERROR: DATA TYPE ARRAY NOT VALID FOR PARAMETER user_236.postition Values will be averaged to reconcile error... User_236 coordinate convergence failure, redirecting to nearest available entity... User_236 registered within entity.(if entity.thomas.isAlive(){ return "Thomas"}; if entity.Puppetblight_Ganon.isPG() return "Puppetblight_Ganon").hitbox User_236 cannot take damage entity.54qqgDATACORRUPTED4fa.health updated Elevated energy level detected Energy dispersed entity.54qqgDATACORRUPTED4fa.health updated ... User_236.position data lost ...

I have no idea what that attack was but it seems to have done 9000 damage.

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1494274678))

I throw a bottle of ESSENCE OF INFINITY at Judgement. What does it do? Nobody knows. super mario 128: 6/12 Land: 2/30 +1 to Emerald, +1 to 1412.

It, like everything else on this battlefield, explodes. Dealing 5000 damage.

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1494275102))

Judgment Rush: 10/30 For the keks: 2/30 +2 redstone I stab Marron with my blade

Marron gives you a dirty look and probably stabs you in the eyes or something.
This exchange accomplishes nothing because you're both invincible and haven't started a STRIFE.

QUOTE (DCCCV @ (time=1494282391))

Round 2, Action Post 1 Action: I am still lying on the ground, staring at the sky. However, this doesn't stop me from manifesting Four Force Pike Spikes. These toungue-twistingly powerful objects are telekinetically thrown at Judgement's elbow and knee joints, pinning it to the ground. I continue to faff about on the ground, surrounded by bee corpses afterwards. Charges Starter: 3/5 A little investment 3/20(+2 from Variant, +1 from Irecreeper) +2 to Redstonetam15 I think the sky looks quite nice.

You attempt to apply grounded to Judgement... and fail.
Instead you apply 6000 stacks of damage to it.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1494288596))

i stab a stab

You and emerald accidentally stab each other. Even less is accomplished by this than emerald's previous attempt.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1494290422))

6/20 Bronze Armor (+1 from Emerald) 1/30 Vengance +1 Bfury, +1DC^3V Crazy_Zilliness(?): I'm losing control! SparkedTheorem: Well no duh you're losing control, you're dead! KEWL SORD A sword descends from the sky. SparkedTheorem picks this up. SparkedTheorem: Wait, hold on a moment, which bacon hair used the WARHAMMER OF ZILLYHOO texture on this sword?! It looks like something from SBAHJ! .jpeg Blade Has a chance to .jpeg the target enemy, decreasing both their hit chance and attack.

Your .jpeg blade immediately .jpegs into oblivion. It appears that something that strong will need a bit more of a post backing up its summoning than what you dropped there.

QUOTE (variant @ (time=1494339470))

New players, new sidequest phases, and now a PS betrayal? This is getting interesting. Though, that last thing does mean that the balance of power just shifted radically against PS… So I guess I ought to do something about that… But, Beta’s sponsor can't actually do much about it directly due to being too busy being IN SPACE!!!!!, so they call on the Pseudo-Player to help. Didn’t I already do something this turn? Oh, come on! Don’t be lazy! That’s not what I'm talking about. I’m only allowed to be ordered to do one thing per turn, right? And I already got ordered to do one thing this turn, right? While that might be true, you are still capable of doing other things. Besides, you’re only doing this in an RP sense. In a meta sense, it’s still my action, just through you. The Pseudo-Player already knew what this stuff means, since it had been explained before they got here, so they sigh and prepare to take action. So what do I hit with this Dipole thing? Well, one, you ought to use your sword. At least then it can be justified just that little bit more. Two, go attack that azure thing. It looks pretty tough. So, after having given a bit of a skit to justify doing so, Beta’s sponsor attacks Azurewrath by proxy with a giant sword that is, in all senses other than gameplay, technically being held by someone who also happens to be an entity who has already been ordered to do something else, and whose previous orders still stand. SIDEQUEST Beta continues furiously attacking the zombie he had been targeting last round, repeatedly STABing it for a slight damage boost because of his Normal typing. +1 Abeneutmal/DCCCV 14/20 something (+2 Abe) 11/15 other

Your skit works wonders and Azurewrath takes 10000 damage from the roundaboutness of it all.

You show the zombie all of your stabs. ALL OF THEM. Zombie killed.

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1494346166))

o---Chages--- Return: 3 / 30 A New Weapon: 1 / 20 +2 to Variant Current Summons Kinda tired from her latest attack, Marron opts to use the disgusting (to her, anyway) Ham Knife, which summons a bunch of Terrifying Porkchops. Naturally, these are about to get obliterated for healing purposes. The Puppet Guardian will obliterate 5 Porkchops, while Puppetblight Ganon will obliterate 2 of them using Puppetblight Fury! Puppetblight will also drop the damage of Death's Scythe to 3k per Death, as it seems like it's growing faster than expected. The Rat Swarms will bite Judgement.

IIIITTSSSS HAM KNIIIIIFEE (bonus points to anyone that gets the reference.)
7 terrifying porkchops summoned, entities ordered.

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1494365260))

I take a few moments to parse what just happened and recompose myself. "Well then. Um. Can't say I expected that... Seriously though, thanks. I don't even care that some of that's probably gonna hit my bear, that was really satisfying for some reason." +2 Marron. The Fallen: 9/60 (9/30 from me, 0/30) +1 from jon Temporal shenanigans: 8/20 Now that Marron's switched sides, I take a look at the remaining opposing forces. Let's see... looks like there's... Maybe Thomas? Welp, seems like an opportune time for action! I plant a seed next to the simumodder. Normally this would take ages to grow but via the magic of time shenanigans it immediately grows into a full-size tree. There's even a few flowers blooming, that are soon pollinated by some passing bees, which make sure to avoid going anywhere near Marron. The flowers soon grow into fruit. But not just any fruit, mind you... Delicious Fruit. The fruit, detecting a presence underneath them, immediately rocket towards the Simumodder, defying all logic and laws of motion in order to pursue their target, outspeeding him easily (these fruit are exceptionally Delicious thanks to Time Magic). They collide messily, instantly reducing him to gibs. Well I mean he survives obviously but it had to hurt a bit at least.

You grow a large amount of delicious fruit, the Simumodder activates his super dodging skills and begins dancing through the rain of delicious fruit...

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1494409286))

mastery: 31% energy: 0?/62 explosive personality 8/20 a cold wind 5/upto30 +2 consumerVarient. I am probably dead. if not, I fire a massive burst of HHHHHHHHHATE at puppetblight gannon, helpfully portaled by another me, before taking him to the doctor, finding out he won't get taller, the doctor saying "unless you break his shins and stick bamboo to them", and upon hearing this, going to a bamboo store, breaking his shins, and sticking bamboo to them, except the bamboo is A Trap. and go boom. boooooom.

Yup. You're dead.

QUOTE (Abeneautmal @ (time=1494460172))

Accessing http://s15.zetaboards.com/DTG_Forums/singl...2380&t=10089945 Failure: Data Does Not Exist Or Has Been Deleted Accessing 4390aoshdi.43fas/34fa/fwe3gr Failed. Retrying... Failed. Retrying... QUOTE Abeneautmal: With so many PG lost this turn, I imagine the entity advantage has shifted. If this is the case, I begi3ranlknks$#QG$#%$#4sf3234hteryY54235TfDSFr4 on the Simumodder. Otherwise, I 43dsffsSFS$GFD. Firstly, I teleport the both of us inside of every H or PG entity. The Simumodder cannot escape, because the teleportation happens as a combination of glitches in the simulation, teleportation of the entities, teleportation of both of us, and a fundamental folding of reality across 7 dimensions. The teleportations also happen repeatedly, so if he teleports himself outside of the entity before he can be hurt, he is instantly teleported back inside, and this repeats until my attack is over. If he attempts to dodge out of range or simply teleport so fast that my teleportations never keep him in the entity long enough to damage him, I start teleporting him at twice whatever his teleportation rate is, no matter how high he raises it. If even this fails to damage him through the merging of his very atoms with those of the entities, then I436t1agrewCONSUMEHISVEINS4gfg3TFsg&HGsIMPLODEHISBONES34tfes@ #Gsd$G7STUFFHISLIVERTHROUGHHISINTESTINES433% Y%@#gfgsU&^Hgfsa3MAKEHIMDIGESTHISOWNKIDNEYS4tgs%HGS3GSg35  @#%#fd3%hesg3g%$#Th2tgfHH^52FDdg3hgbgH$#sdJ*iGFdb wgj*&jrDs2VFfh65542rhn56UVD34r. I also continue charging: 3/30 Broken Charges 6/10 E (+1 from Variant) +1 to Variant, +1 to Marron

...until Abe telefrags him right into the middle of one of the fruit.
1 damage from being telefragged by instant-death fruit!

QUOTE (DCCCV @ (time=1494472271))

Post 2 Actions: "I'm sorry, Joe, I can't let you do that," I say, rising from the ground, lifted up by a wave of fire. "That's Bad Medicine." I send a stream of flames towards JoeBOB while he's still in the bamboo store, burning all of the bamboo so that there is no more bamboo to stick into Puppetblight Ganon's legs, so Puppetblight Ganon is saved from Bad Medicine. Seriously, medical quackery is Not Cool, nor is it funny. Charges Starter: 4/5 A little investment 4/20(+3 from Variant, +1 from Irecreeper +1 Redstonetam15) +2 to Redstonetam15

JOE happens to be dead, but boy if you didn't counter the heck out of him.
Puppetblight ganon remains un-quacked

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1494524746))

(the doctor was joking, and was taken literally.) /NUL

#howdoballscue

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1494543554))

I pull out SCP-713 and mess around with it for a bit, without using it for anything anomalous. When the simumodder gets bored with my aimless shenanigans, thinking it's a regular computer, I quickly drag the cursor outside of the screen, use it to pick him up, and overload the computer by highlighting every program on the desktop and opening it all at once. +2 DCCCV The Fallen: 10/60 (10/30 from me, 0/30) Temporal shenanigans: 9/20

EEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOORRRR
The Simumodder taps you on the shoulder, when you turn around he grabs you and throws you through the screen of the computer, where you get caught in the trash bin. A small but essential portion of your brain is lost in the process of recovery.


Originally posted on 2017-05-12 16:52:00

EoTB:

The swarm of puppet rats and Azurewrath have been given no targets, so they sit and idle. The Pseudo-player marches up with their dipole and rubs it in the face of Puppetblight ganon, and then another in the face of Azurewrath. Plus and Minus stacks applied. The Terrifying porkchops don't get a chance to act before they are devoured by the puppet guardian and puppetblight ganon.

Judgement summons up a pair of dark, shadowy tendrils, which stab through the PS swarms of puppet rats, destroying 2 of them. All of the Pro-simumodder entities are dead, but Thomas respawns, as does JOE. The Simumodder walks over and picks up Nuclear Heaven, tossing a +5 to JOE.

The zombie in the stronghold lunges at Variant, dealing 5% damage to him.

Everything ticks up and down in the quiet of the battlefield.

Itinerary:
Destroy the Simumodder!
Destroy Judgement.

Entity Advantage: [AS]

Weather: Healing Melody (Spawns 1 healing note which can be picked up for an action by an AS entity.)
Terrain: Realm of Black Goop (spawns 1 5000 health goop snake every round)

Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 87/100. Cool and New Portal Armor [A]. Golden Sun [A]. Nuclear Heaven [A]
Goop Snake x1 [PS - JOE] Hp: 5000/5000.
Thomas [PS - JOE] Hp: 7/7. Creativity [IIII]. 2/4
JOEbob [PS - Player] Hp: 22/22. Astral Energy: 30%. Energy Stored: 40/60. Solar Adrenaline: 1/5. Disorient 1/6

Pseudo-Player [N - Variant]: HP: 14/20. Polarize 1/2
Swarm of Puppet Rats [N - Marron] Hp: 9,000/10,000.
Puppet Guardian [N - Marron] Hp: 42,000 / 50,000. Leg Hp: 8,000 / 8,000. (x5) Leg Hp: 4,500 / 8,000. 1 Minus
Puppetblight Ganon [N - Marron] Hp: 43,000 / 50,000. Death: 12. Divine Beast: 3/10. 1 Minus

Judgement [H][Elite]: Hp: 24,000/120,000. Airborne. Visions: 4/4. Corruption: 4/6. Abyssal: 4/8.
Shadow Tendrils x2 [H]: Hp: 20,000/20,000.

Healing note x4
Swarm of Puppet Rats x7 [AS - 1412] Hp: 10,000/10,000.
Azurewrath, Lord of the Void [AS - Redstone] Hp: 50,000/60,000. 3 rounds. 1 Plus
SparkedTheorem [AS - Player] Hp: 17/20. Firebrand [A] Durability: 55%
Emerald [AS - Player] Hp: 20/20. Blood blade [A] Durability: 100%

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The Local Town: The ditch
JOEbob

Stronghold Pillar Room
Annis/Alicia
Variant
Prison Cell corridor
Monster sounds corridor
Water corridor
Unkown corridor

Stronghold Monster Corridor
Variant. 95% health.
Zombies x1: 10/10 HP



Originally posted on 2017-05-12 16:53:00

mastery: 30%
energy: 40/60 Attempt to augument action with, otherwise I create 4 portals for thomas.
explosive personality 16/16 +5 simu +1 varient +1 varient (thanks yo)
Using because of basic selfpreservation.
I attempt to give thomas an additional respawn or two. as well, I note something I discovered after thinking there was something off with my HP.

it looks like either the charge was wasted, or increasing player MHP is more expensive then I thought.
if the charge was wasted/ignored, then I attempt to recover it to increase the upgrade to thomas to enough to give him another 2 respawns.
if I cannot preform the above upgrade then I guess make solar adrenaline able to boost healing actions or something, I don't know.
a cold wind 6/30
New: the winter sliver 1/ungun
+2 Varient.
[waits to discover whether I respawned last round or not]
Thomas will start a smash on the AS swarm of puppet rats, work on it for 1 action, and then use it with his second, killing at least 3 of them if i recall smash formula.
goop snake will attack puppetblight gannon.
I Continues down road in sidequest.
I also decide the weather has been the same for a while and should be something else now.
first, I ask billions of people to help me, and they all refuse with some impossible statement, like "When pigs fly" or "when hell freezes over", except the devil, who says he can't help me freeze things, hes the devil. fireeee.
I gather fragments of ice that litter the ground from distant past, spinning them in an orb, and compress them, smaller and smaller, before calling the Devil, asking him to come, and using the ice to freeze Hell while he's distracted. since hell has frozen over, the devil is now ice-aspected as well, which means he can help with my plan. I decide to summon the inverted flame orb, before i notice something...
[small]rrrrrmmmmble[/small]
A sound?
RRrrummmmble
its getting closer?
RRRrrruuuummmble.
a rumbling?
GRRRRRMMMBLLLLEE
it turns out its a crowd of people, all of whom said they would help me when hell freezes over. they, having had their condition met, are forced to come help me, by magic. I stop them for a moment, then conjure a pig with wings, which starts flying around. theres another sequence of sounds like above, and a crowd of people who said when pigs fly also come. with the combined help of billions of people, I manage to squish the metaphysical representation of the current weather to the height of a single pixel, which quickly gets a girlfriend and runs. billions of people are pretty heavy, yo.

after removing the pile of people from Dopspace, I convert their matter into energy, which I use to push as much heat as possible out of a single point. with liberal application of astral energy, I succeed in lowering a single point to 0 degree kelvin, which I immediately use to push All the heat out of several surrounding atoms, using to desendancy to make a not-just-wrong idea work. having done so, I then start cooling down the battlefield because if its 0 degrees and getting to 0 is impossible and/or takes infinite energy, it must be impossible to heat up from 0. yep. anyway, all heat energy in the battlefield until the air and surroundings reach -10 degrees Celsius is pushed into the unchangeable atoms, cooling the battlefield. I then gather all the coldness, somehow, into a single orb, which the devil helps amplify, and teleport the 0-kelvin atoms to the center of the orb. I then build a machine around this orb, which applys a random coldness-based debuff, typically chilled, to all AS for one round, each round. if to stronk, just 3 AS entitys, 2 AS, etc.
[if too weak, add some buff for PS entitys or something]
EDIT: why did it say freeze heaven before? i have no idea. fixed.

Originally posted on 2017-05-12 17:45:00

I slap Judgement with a giant foam hand.

super mario 128: 7/12

Land: 3/30

+1 to DCCCV, +1 to Redstone

Originally posted on 2017-05-12 23:37:00

15/15 other (+3 Joe) Expending

There are very few certainties in this universe, and even fewer in that of DTG or the simulation of it. Death is one of the only ones, or perhaps even the only one, that has been able to transfer into this world. According to most sources, anyway.

But then there is the other. The one that many forget. I’m sure you know what I’m referring to.



Because there’s no way this isn’t being rebalanced (read: nerfed) to hell and back, the Tax Man decides to take Azurewrath along for the ride. And by ride, I of course mean sleigh ride (since Joe decided to freeze hell, though that failing wouldn’t make this image any less amusing), though by sleigh I sadly mean Azurewrath.

Meanwhile, Beta’s sponsor decides to get in on the nerfing fun, and drops a Nerf gun on one of the AS swarms of puppet rats. It bounces off the head of one with approximately the force of a bullet (since it did fall from SPACE!!!!! and all), which presses in the trigger and causes it to open fire on the rest of the swarm.

Then, when Azurewrath and the Tax Man return, the Pseudo-Player proceeds to give Azurewrath a good walloping with the Dipole, before wondering why the word “walloping” was used to describe it.

SIDEQUEST

Beta, having dispatched one zombie, turns to face the other. He takes his knife and, rather than just stabbing the zombie again, throws it at the zombie. The knife flies through the air, and hits!

...the area two feet to the right of the zombie’s head. Which is just air. So it doesn’t really hit anything. Beta sighs, takes out another knife and throws it, this time managing to throw it two feet to the left of the zombie’s head. The two throws average out, and the zombie suddenly finds itself with a knife wound in its head.

+1 Joe/Abeneutmal

16/20 something (+1 Joe)
6/30 A Snowball’s Chance (+5 Ire/Joe/Abe)

Originally posted on 2017-05-13 00:28:00

Post 1

Starter: 5/5

I'm standing in the ruins of the burning bamboo shop, still on fire. Apparently, I was overzealous or something. I err, fire all my flaming aura at Judgement, leaving my regular self standing in the burnt-out bamboo shop. After striking Judgement, the fire forms into a bird, a Phoenix to be exact. The Phoenix is an ranged Airborne creature, and will attack Judgement. ((how do I calculate hp for a ranged creature? is it just normal?))

A little investment 5/20(+3 from Variant, +1 from Irecreeper +1 Redstonetam15, +1 Jondanger23, +2 from 1412 )

+2 to 1412

((Also, Pionoplayer, could you please keep track of who is on who's side?))

Originally posted on 2017-05-13 01:32:00

o---Chages---
Return: 6 / 30 (+2, 1412)
A New Weapon: 2 / 20
+2 to 1412
Current Summons

Marron pockets the +2 from 1412. Then, in the most tsundere way possible...

tc: H-Hey, Numberperson!
tc: ...I just realized that I won't be getting many more of these, and I was wondering if you'd like to make a little "trade agreement" of sorts?
tc: ...And not because I like you or anything! Seriously!
tc: No tsundere here, god gorillaing damn it!

She sets down a +2 for him, awaiting another one in exchange. To kill time while awaiting a response, she plays a bit of a game. She stitches together a voodoo doll for Azurewrath, and tapes it to a rotating target, with rotational manpower provided by Ette. She then conjures a couple of thickened needles, which really resemble daggers more than anything. Wrapping their bases in a bit of cloth, she makes makeshift throwing knives.

Ette begins to turn a crank, causing the target to rotate. Marron takes aim, and sends a knife spinning through the air. It promptly misses Azurewrath's doll by a foot. Five more knives sail through the air, each one missing their mark. Marron eventually gets pissed, and just ends up lighting the wooden target on fire. Azurewrath suddenly finds that he's on fire. Fire-based pain ensues.

Now, for a bit of "faction damage balancing", Puppetblight Ganon will use Death's Scythe on Thomas for that sick, sick 36,000 damage. The Puppet Guardian will blast off Judgement's big judgy face.

tc: Hey, AS-people.
[small][small]tc: I'd call you "faction name's" but that'd sound wrong if I forgot the " ' ".[/small][/small]
tc: If you toss me enough +1's... maybe I'll give you all a gift.
tc: Maybe I could be convinced to actually take a side again.

Originally posted on 2017-05-13 01:42:00

9/20 Bronze Armor (+2 from 1412)
2/30 Vengance

+1 1412, +1 to Ire

Assuming I can...
KEWL SORD
SparkedTheorem: D:

Another sword floats down...

Illumina: "Mark" the target, dealing a complimentary 500-1000 damage on your next attack on the enemy depending on how powerful Piono wants it to be.

SparkedTheorem picks this up.

Azurewrath slices up a Shadow Tendril.

SparkedTheorem assists, attempting to go for the big guy. If not possible, he uses Illumina to bisect a Tendril.

Originally posted on 2017-05-13 01:53:00

Post 2

I give the Simumodder a bowling ball made of Antineutronium.



Please don't ask me:

• Who made this
• What made this
• Where I obtained the Antineutronium
• Where can you obtain Antineutronium
• When I obtained the Antineutronium
• How I obtained the Antineutronium
• How I am this close to the Simumodder to give him a bowling ball of Antineutronium
• How I haven't annihilated myself with it
• How I can pick up a bowling ball of Antineutronium, the densest antimatter that exists that theoretically exists
• Why I even have a bowling ball of Antineutronium
• Whether Antineutronium even is a thing
• Whether regular Neutronium even is a thing
• Whether you can even play Bowling with an Antineutronium Bowling Ball
• Whether the annihalation radius goes beyond the Simumodder

Afterwards, I say to Marron: "A gift, you say? I'll give you the benefit of my doubt."

Charges
A little investment 5/20(+3 from Variant, +1 from Irecreeper +1 Redstonetam15, +1 Jondanger23, +2 from 1412 )
Elemental 1/25

+2 to Irecreeper



Originally posted on 2017-05-14 02:24:00

Beta's sponsor sadly can't do much with this post, and so does nothing.
This isn't much consolation to the AS swarms of puppet rats, one of the strongest among which finds itself flattened in an unrelated incident involving a piano.

Beta, feeling similarly uncreative, forgoes stabbing the zombie in favor of kicking it in the shins.

+1 Joe/Abeneutmal

17/20 something
7/30 A Snowball’s Chance

Originally posted on 2017-05-14 07:49:00

Snaaaaaake! it's a snaaaaake...
Oh actually it's a liquid snake. Not that Liquid Snake, a snake made of liquid. Well in any case I run to the nearest convenience store and buy a few bags of ice. I bury the snake in said ice, immobilizing it and causing it to freeze. somehow, this turns it into a Solid Snake. This Snake is then shot. In the head. By me. With bullets. Fired from a gun.

I turn to Marron. "well... part of me isn't entirely sure that by "take a side again" you don't mean "this is a ploy to get lots of charge and use it against the AS in a dramatic manner, and using the momentum to ride back to the PS side, land of Free +s and POWER", but the other part is curious. Well, then the first part repeats itself a bit more intensely and the second part loses a bit of its resolve but continues anyway. Not sure where I'm going with this, but..."
+1 Marron, +1 redstone

The Fallen: 13/60 (13/30 from me, 0/30) +2 from DCCTV
Temporal shenanigans: 13/20 (+2 from Marron and +1 from Redstone)
By the way if anyone wants to help me out with a 30 charge I'd appreciate it.

Originally posted on 2017-05-14 23:30:00

31%
0/62
a cold wind 7/30
New: the winter sliver 2/ungun
+2 Varient
I continue in SIDEQUEST if possible.
meanwhile, on the battlefield, I notice that puppetblight gannon looks kind of confused. wait, no he doesn't. but he will soon.
I go on a short adventure to get his taglock and a voodoo poppet, then take a course in precognition at a random school, learning exactly what to do to cause the following effect: puppetblight gannon thinking hes some normal guy and going about his day despite all evidence to the contrary. apparently, I have to dodge-roll into a wall until I take 1/2 a heart of damage, then grab a piece of cobblestone, craft it into small stones, throw them into the air, then do a backflip and catch all of them in my mouth, trade a villager 5 diamonds for an emerald, spit the stones at him hard enough to knock him onconcious, stuff his body in a box, banish it to the dark ages, teleport to an alternate earth in 2016, sign up for math class, do my research paper without visiting the classroom, then come on the last day.
Inspiration
This whole thing, I wrote from memory.
on the way there, I hear a scream that sounds suspiciously like an alternate me I created once so it could contest for a spot on a list. I enter, and note the rooms inhabitants: a fat aisian guy, a white female with blond hair, and a white guy with a beard. theres four desks, one empty for me, and a white box in the middle of the room.
UnknownTeacher: Welcome.
as I walk to my seat, the box thumps, and I stop.
the teacher says "Ignore it;
_____________ It will end."
I continue to my seat and sit down. they begin with a short summery of simple math.
UT:Now. our first question. 1 + 1.
my hand goes up quickly with a bored look on my face, and she says "yes?"
JoeBob: 2.
UT: incorrect.
the bearded boys hand shoots up
UT:Yes?
BeardedSimon:Multiculturalism.
UT: well done simon.
he drops his hand to the desk, smiling.
UT: Next question. what is three Times Three.
I slowly raise my hand.
UT: yes?
JB: Nine?
UT:Wrong.
The girls hand shoots up.
UT: yes penelope? (pronounced pen- ehL- oh-Pee)
PronouncedPenelope: Gender equality!
UT: very good, penelope.
Now this is decidedly odd. I speak up.
JB: Is this a Joke?!
PP: do you thing Gender Equality is a Joke?!
JB: noo, but isn't this a maths class?
PP: *Gasp*
BS: Don't be so racist!
JB: I just asked a question.
PP:[angrily] We don't Ask questions!
PP: *pause* Questions are offensive.
RidiculousSunshine: Yeah(combination of ... and !)
UT: now, students, I trust you've all completed your research assignments?
*theres a flurry of movement as PP takes an (seemingly?) empty binder from he desk, RD straitens a sheet, BS takes out a mostly empty binder, and I take out a large stack of paper.*
UT: and remember, the person with the highest mark *pause* will be flying to new york [small]*shortpause*[/small] to present their paper at the world mathamatics summit.
*I remember this and hope my assignment will be good enough despite using 1+1=2 at least once.*
*UT takes PP's apparently-not-empty binder, looks at it, and says*
UT: well done Penelope, Six out of ten.
*she then looks over BS's shoulder at his assignment and says*
UT: you too simon, six out of ten.
*BS mutters at me "hey."
BS: Be careful.
BS: you've been looking at her for 10 seconds
JB: huh?
BS: its a form of harassment to stare at a woman for more then 15 seconds straight.
BS: and when I use the term straight I don't mean to offend any persons of a non-traditional sexual preference
BS: and when I use the term non-traditional I don't mean to offend any persons who oppose historically normalized -
JB: okay, okay, I get it
What in the world is going on here?
in the backround
UT: unfortunately sunshine your research assignment is only worth a One out of ten.
RS looks over towards me and starts to smile weirdly. what for?
*I hand UT the research assignment I pillaged from my alternate unimportant self. he'll be fiiiine.
its practically as big as a dictionary. man am I glad I'm not him.*
*UT starts reading the assignment and sighs a few times while I recite the summery of the paper. something about "forier transfor bla bla electro diagram bla at risk patients bla bla heart attack bla bla bla new thing bla bla save 1000's of lives."
*UT proceeds to toss it back at me after looking at it for at most 5 seconds and says*
UT: Seven.
*thought its a bit hypocritical, I respond reasonably.*
JB: you barely even read it.
UT: You used Red pen.
JB: what?
*I'm without words. well, no, but What?*
BS: Red is considered offensive in many religions!
PP:[disgusted/angry tone]Why would you belitle everything down to a singular colour [small]shortpause[/small] when humanity is a rainbow of beauty and spirituality
RS: Yeah(combination of ... and !)
JB: okay, fine, seven out of 10, but that still means I get to go to the summit, right?
UT: the marking process isn't over yet
*...
UT:now.
UT: because we live in a society based on equality...
UT: the total amount of marks are to be divided equally ammmong ooouur students.
JB: (you've got to be kidding me)
UT: well done students.
UT: we're all equal.
UT:We're all Average
RD: (Squeeky sounding) Yeah!
JB: but then who gets to go to the summit?
PP:[screaming] We haven't added our privilege points yet!!
PP: Don't you know anything?
UT: that is correct.
*ok I'm just staying to find out what happens at this point.*
UT: now Penelope. you are female, so thats plus one privilege point, however you are white, so thats minus one.
PP: [quickly]But I'm also bysexual
UT: ...Plus one... that leaves you with a total score of Six out of ten.
UT: now simon, unfortunately you're straight, white and male...
PP:[sweetly] and cisgendeeered
UT: yes, so thats minus four privilege points, which leaves you with a total score of one.
BS: 's only fair.
UT:Now you.
UT: you're male... [her eyes light up] andIDon'tLikeYou...
*hahaha*
UT: so thats minus two privilege points...
UT: but you are brown and... sexually ambiguous... so thats +2.
JB: wait why am I sexually ambiguous?
UT: that leaves you with a total score of Five.
[Here I diverge from the inspiration, which actually did confuse me when I first saw it, which is why I put this whole shtick in here.]
JB: wait.
Firstly, I identify as a sea squirt, not a male, so Seven. secondly, let me list off a few other things.
I'm of Jewish descent, [looks at sunshine] once watched a pigeon die, had a troubled life[by some standards], have semi-frequent nightmares [internally: probably. never said I remember them] have watched my friends erased from existence and nobody remembers them [Bob, sorta], seen one warped beyond recognition and been forced to kill him[VN], my best friends to survive are golems and even half of those die, my allys betray me, I can't leave the god-forsakenn (which means fun because of the extra N) war I'm in, have hair on my fingernails, I've taken falls that should have killed me and broken bones (dreams) been assaulted by massive monsters, my biggest goal is to grow a tree without it dieing (Don't ask....), I've been cut to pieces and barely survived, possessed by nothingness, always lose to rival no matter what, have to go on adventures every five days, may be clinically insane, and... I think thats more then 11, which means I beat sunshine.
*the room is dead quiet, and I leave.
[I had second meanings for each acronim: UT= Untrustable Treasonist, BS is obvious, RS was... Radical stupidity, PP = PunishingPreacher (this one was reaching, yeah.) and JB = Justifiable Bamboozled.
Puppetblight gannon is then affected by my voodoo poppet randomly, confusing him and sees short clips of this happening, confusing him further. he is then trapped in a dark room and shown the whole thing, confusing him to no end. then I call my HP self and have him cast cunfundus maximus, bonk him on the head a few times, instil the moral of everything you know is wrong into his mind, and explain how I plan to connect myself cooking a steak to my next smash [note: don't plan to do that iz jok].
Then I use confuse ray as a Z move on him for good measure.
intent is to inflict as many turns of confused as possible.


Originally posted on 2017-05-14 23:36:00

The Fallen: 14/60 (14/30 from me, 0/30)
Temporal shenanigans: 14/20
+1 Marron, +1 Jondanger
Bah, this goop's just getting everywhere isn't it?
I spend my action donning a FLUDD and trying to clean up the battlefield, while a jolly guitar tune plays in the background. Before long, there's none left and the ground is back to normal.

Originally posted on 2017-05-15 05:10:00

o---Chages---
Return: 7 / 30
A New Weapon -> Gift: 8 / 10 (+5, Lots)
+2 to 1412
Current Summons

Well, Puppetblight is probably confused. But that's nothing a Full Heal can't fix, right? Marron heads to the nearest Pokemart, and spends the needed cash to get the-

tc: Wait wait wait, what the gorilla do you mean you've ran out of Full Heals!?
tc: These don't just run out the moment I need them!

Marron proceeds to take out her not-Nightmarron scythe, and proceeds to destroy a store shelf before leaving. She storms out in a huff, and takes out a map. The next nearest Pokemart is a long distance away. It'll be quite the trip. Marron grabs Ette and drags her along a route away from the Battlefield, and towards the cure for confusion! What could possibly go wrong? Marron then accidentally steps into a 1x1 block of Tall Grass.

*FRANTIC POKEMON RANDOM ENCOUNTER BEEPING NOISE*

Marron stumbles into a Rattata. Not just any Rattata. Not the toppest perfect. The Tengen Toppaest percent of Rattata, denoted by those cool red shades that it happens to be wearing. With no usable Pokemon, Marron's in a bad situation! Until she just opts to cut the poor thing in half, killing it in one blow. Scythe in hand, she blows through the next few random encounters. She also bumps into a random person who mistakes her for a Pokemon trainer, and promptly challenges her to a battle! This promptly turned out to be a normal physical battle and not a Pokemon battle, which was ended with a singular scythe blow. Ette "sighs" at Marron's lack of respect for everything around her, but decides to loot the person's hat, which she plops on her head backwards.

The duo eventually passes through a cave. With Marron dripping with the scent of blood, the billions of Zubats within the cave are simply too afraid to trigger a wild encounter. Except that one dumb Zubat who had the gall to use Confuse Ray on her, who ends up devouring a crossbow bolt for its efforts. But now through the cave, Marron arrives at the Pokemart! She enters the store, buys a single Full Heal, and prances back into the cavern. Except now the Zubat horde is absolutely pissed at the fact that she killed one of their own, and proceeds to drown her in confuse rays. Ette ends up dragging Marron's dizzy butt out of the cave, and is forced to spray the Full Heal on her. A somewhat irritated Marron then storms back into the store, shoplifts 3 Full Heals, and books it through the cave. Except she fails miserably, and Ette is not only forced to use the Full Heals on her again, but she also needs to give her sister several stitches.

Marron loots yet another Full Heal, and goes back to the cavern, scythe at the ready. She slaughters about a thousand of the literal billion Zubats before a random police officer who's name is probably Jenny pokes the puppeteer on the shoulder. Apparently, the shopkeep from the previous Pokemart near the battlefield called the cops on her, and the shopkeep at this Pokemart also called the cops. Marron ends up kneecapping her with her crossbow, ties her arms and legs together, and then tosses her into the cavern. The highly blind Zubats end up mistaking her for Marron somehow, and Confuse Ray her to oblivion, allowing Marron to sneak by. Ette apologises to the poor lady and leaves her a Potion that Marron also happened to steal, before running off to join with her sister again.

Once out in the open again, Marron marches forward, slaughters a few more Rattatas, and finds herself within walking distance of a very confused Puppetblight Ganon. She pulls out the Full Heal, and barely manages to backstep as a scythe comes within mere inches of her neck. Randomly spinning, Puppetblight rakes the ground with its scythe, which Marron leaps over, jumping about a meter into the air because RWBY. She twists around in midair before grabbing onto Puppetblight's face, and spraying the entirety of the Full Heal onto it. Puppetblight then stops spinning in a confused fashion, then picks up and flings Marron away from it in a very, very not confused fashion. Marron takes a spill on the ground, but it's alright as Puppetblight should be safe from Confuse.

We hope.

All extra energy from fixing Confuse, if available, will be directed towards restoring HP.

Originally posted on 2017-05-15 06:50:00