I would totally claim your bonus Abeneautmal but you've already given two out in that post. Nevertheless...
The Fallen: 7/40 ( 7/20 from me, 0/20) +1 from jon, variant
Something: 7/20 +4 from Emerald
+2 Emerald
...Oh right. Killing Marron.
"Early apologies for this."
I pull out... a butterfly. A perfectly normal monarch. This butterfly flutters away, off to pollinate some flowers or something. The butterflly's wings stir up the air almost imperceptibly. However, some of the air flows into a nearby beehive in such a way that a sleeping bee falls out of the hive. The bee sees the battle outside and panics, running in to inform the queen that the immediate area is not safe. The queen, upon seeing the battle, mobilizes the hive and vacates the premises, the entire hive buzzing away. This manages to disturb the air significantly more. Like, a lot more. Apparently there were a few billion bees in this clown car of a hive? Anyway the fleeing bees stir up quite a lot of air, to the point where a plane passing overhead experiences extremely heavy turbulence. They stabilize their flight and lighten the load by dropping all of their cargo... directly on Marron.

Originally posted on 2017-05-07 02:47:00

o---Chages---
A Payment: 10 / 10 -> (+1, JOE) Passing over to JOE...
Puppet Panic!: 8 / 10 (+2, Variant, JOE)
+1 to JOE
+1 to DCCCV (thanks for the happycakeday ) (even though you zapped me but that's the nature of this game so)
Current Summons

Marron witnesses 1412 pull out a butterfly. She watches in fascination, and follows its flight path with her eyes, and watches it stir up a bee hive. She then watches as the bees vacate the hive and take off to the skies! Now, while she's not aware that they're causing turbulence for a plane, she does acknowledge that "hey, bees hurt". And she also thinks that they're heading right for her.

So she loads up a few electrically-charged rounds, and sends them sailing through the swarms. Arcs of electricity... arc from each bullet end up searing and obliterating the bees as they fly by, soon obliterating the swarm and all the threat of turbulence. No packages end up falling from the air. Marron is safe! I mean, unless she ended up dying to the earlier attack by Emerald. That'd be awkward.

Originally posted on 2017-05-07 06:06:00

Action Post 2

Actions:

After giving my salutations to JoeBOB, I see Marron about to perform bee genocide. Unwilling to allow said bee genocide to occur, I pull out a lightning rod, attracting the electricity. As I fall to the ground, convulsing in pain, some of the lighting is redirected back at Marron.

Charges:
Starter: 2/5
Just a little investment: 2/20

+1 to E, +1 to super mario 128.

ABLAGABLARGABOOO!

Originally posted on 2017-05-07 22:05:00

Beta...
...
...does something relevant to the sidequest after seeing what lies down the monster sounds corridor.

+1 to Abeneautmal/DCCCV

9/20 something
9/15 other

Originally posted on 2017-05-07 23:10:00

((Oh my goodness, I just realized the pun Irecreeper's made with Marron and Ette. Goodness Gracious. Also, Happy Birthday?)) Since I see others doing this, /nul

Originally posted on 2017-05-07 23:36:00

The Fallen: 8/40 ( 8/20 from me, 0/20)
Something: 8/20

I just sort of stare slack-jawed at Marron and Ette for a bit while the pun registers. And then I groan.

"UUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
it is a groan full of such utter disgust that it takes physical form and invades Marron's eardrums, bumping all the wrong parts as it goes, dealing massive sleaze damage.
Also I'd like all of my entities to tear Marron apart. If she dies I'd like to claim the nightmarron.

Originally posted on 2017-05-08 03:03:00

I have a vacation starting today, so the dop may only be partdopped today.

Bfury and trickle's portion of the Godmoddering sidequest has been removed on account of AFKspace, as has Splodimus. Nuclear Heaven is now available for pickup by anyone.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1494005880))

mastery: 30?% energy: 34ish/60 3 Portalz, puppetblight ganon. 19/20 well this +2 simu +2 ire Hadochill.txt.lst 2/upto20 +2 ire I leap down into the ditch, walk to the other side, and prepare to climb out next that was/is easy. probably because I asked instead of trying to cross, falling in, climbing out on the same side, falling in, Etc. I also thank the construction worker. Entity orders: goop snakes attack crazyzillyness, else azurewrath. black gooplings bodyguard [REDACTED], The lord of dirt.

"No problem."

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1494015027))

I poke Judgement in the eye. With a scale replica of the Eiffel Tower. super mario 128: 5/12 Land: 1/20 +1 to 1412, +1 to Redstone

A very French 5000 damage to Judgement.

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1494016142))

...it's time for Endless Night, it seems. Meh, who cares Something: 20/20 [USING] I look over at marron, and take a sword. I slash her across the chest, then hold up my hand as the blood spilled collects into a liquid orb, floating above my hand. I Form it to shape a sword, and condense the blood until it reaches a solid form. Blood Blade created Blood Blade: every 10000 damage I deal, this regains 1 durability. In addition, I regain health proportional to the damage dealt when I use this Blade. 20 durability +2 1412 Judgement Rush: 4/20

You're making an artifact that serves no purpose but to prolong the vulnerability you wouldn't need if you weren't holding the artifact?
I don't understand this but okay... Durability reduced so that it doesn't last for-effing-ever.

Anyways, no damage to Marron, miraculously, because you blew it all on a self-repairing artifact...

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1494023167))

(how exactly does it lose durability? what advantage does having the blade have over not?) /Confusednul

Any item with designated durability (which is to say everything from this point onwards that isn't a special case) loses durability on use.

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1494024939))

o---Chages--- A Payment: 8 / 10 Puppet Panic!: 5 / 10 (+4, JOE, Simu) +2 to JOE Current Summons Marron is promptly slashed with a 20-post charge. Cue massive pain as Marron is launched a few meters, eventually ending up on the ground with a rather massive wound. Ette immediately runs to the defense of her sister, crouches and, and begins to stitch her wounds shut. Halfway through her sister's operation, Marron gains the strength to stand again, raising herself up all the while Ette works away at making sure her beloved sister doesn't bleed to death. tc: It'll take... a little more than that... Before she can say much else, Emerald forms her blood into a sword. tc: That's... actually kinda cool. She admires her blood-turned-weapon for a moment, before remembering that she has a job to do, and that's killing random entities. She tries to move to do something, but Ette holds her back; doing things while being wounded like that is a terrible, terrible idea! So she just sorta goes and tells Puppetblight to attack in her place... granting it an attack buff this turn. In the meantime, Marron props herself up against a tree on the far end of the field, and lets Ette finish stitching things up, before hiding behind the same tree to allow herself to be bandaged. Of course, standing out in the open to get bandaged would be awkward to say the least, given that putting bandages over clothing is a somewhat meh idea, and well, to put bandages on under her clothing... The Puppet Guardian will put a hole in the Ironfur Grizzly! The Rat Cage will Consume the Ironfur Grizzly! Puppetblight Ganon will use Entrap Soul on Crazy_Zilliness! Gotta get those delicious souls.

...and because Ette is too good a healer for anyone's good except possibly Marron's. That's the IC reasoning anyways.

Puppetblight Ganon will minicrit this round, sorta like in Pokemon, where its ten times more effective if you give massive audio cues to your opponent about what they should do to ruin your combat strategy.

QUOTE (variant @ (time=1494097151))

So, uh, you see that thing? The Rat Cage? Big cage made of rats. Can’t miss it. Oh, that thing? What about it? That Ratsplosion thing isn’t looking too nice. So, I want you to go over and beat it to whatever it finds closest to death. This order being received, the Pseudo-Player walks over and does exactly that with the Dipole. SIDEQUEST Looks like newbies are going to be coming out of the woodwork fairly soon. Actually, come to think of it, the etymology of that phrase gives me an idea. It’s based on the idea of insects coming out of the woodwork in a house. And all those monster sounds are most likely coming from silverfish, which are bugs. So, go down the monster sounds corridor. Beta, upon hearing this, was somewhat hesitant to go there at first. It sounded to him like a good way of dying horribly, but not like a way to accomplish what he was looking for. On the other hand, though, he doesn’t have much else to go on, so he goes down the monster sounds corridor. +1 1412/Joe 8/20 something 8/15 other

Pseudo player ordered. ...You guys do realize that sidequesting and regular battlefield actions are not mutually exclusive, right?

The monster sounds were alas, only partially silverfish, but you begin going down the monster corridor. You are accosted by a pair of zombies!

QUOTE (DCCCV @ (time=1494105306))

I enter the game. Action: I use the Equivalent Exchange 2 Ring Archangel's Smite, firing a storm of arrows at the Heavy Duty Work Mechs. Charges: Starter: 1/5 Just a little investment: 1/20

Welcome to the game DCCCV!
You SMITE the heavy duty work mechs. You SMITE them into pieces right and proper, doing what nobody else seemed to have had the presence of mind to do, which is finish them off.
Heavy Duty Workmechs destroyed. Pieces burnt with holy fire. Light overkill bonuses applied to your gamer tag.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1494113625))

mastery: 31?% energy: 4/62 20/20 well this Activating! New: explosive personality 4/20 +1 varient +2 Ire Hadochill.txt.lst 3/upto20 +2 ire Well this combines with A payment from Ire, summoning Thomas, lord of dirt A small disk, portal to another realm, flashes into existence, glowing bright cyan, and starts to grow, streaks of brown intermixing with the normal blue-green glow, and small rocks start to rise from the ground, forming into a long cord of brown and grey, and swings into the rift, feeding into it and glowing incredibly brightly as the matter is consumed, causing the rift to grow, and grow, and glowing brown hands, almost clawlike, appear, the first making its way through the rift, struggling slightly, as the disk starts to grow more jagged at the edges, due to its shape needing to change for the hand to pass through. the second then flickers into existence, and both of them tear at the ground,slamming into it and beginning to crack it, before they both wedge into the ground, lifting it up from the ground, and tossing it into the air, and one moves to cause the massive boulder to fall into the portal, where it is consumed, growing the portal just enough for Thomas to enter [PS-JOE] Thomas 7/7 hp [||||||||] double action charge 1/7    Spoiler Alert Thomas 7/7 player hp creativity [||||||||] double action Charge 1/7 thomas can respawn, respawning is like a player thomas's attack comes directly from the creativity bar, which dictates how much damage his attacks can do; if the bar is empty, his attacks deal 3,000 damage or so, at the cost of 0 slots. if the bar contains some slots, he may consume one slot to increase his attack damage (for one of his attacks) to around 7,000. if the bar contains several slots, he may consume 2 to boost both attacks to 7,000 if the creativity bar is at 4 or more, he can start a smash. smashes require targets, and are wasted if the target dies. they have a base damage of 20,000, empty the bar, and for every action he works on the smash in the place of an attack, they gain 6,000 damage. for every creativity point in the bar over 4, the smash deals 3,500 more damage. again, all this is lost if the target dies first. he also has 1 generic charge that preforms an effect of his choice on activation, as long as that effect is reasonable with an equally sized player charge. this charge grows once every action and takes an action to activate in essence, my attempt to make a entity that works like a player he probably can't give or take +'s though I don't think its mentioned here, but he gets 2 creativity a round. [visual descriptor] Thomas is a human wearing brown pants and cyan shirt, with glowing black arm and knee guards, with cyan specks, an elegant sword in a sheath on his back, and bag of small manyullyn runestones at his hip. no, dirt is not relevant to him. practically at all. DWI. Orders: preform two 0-creativity actions on crazyzillyness, else azurewrath. if there are any artifacts to pick up, then pick them up in the place of 1 action. meanwhile, My action is climbing out of the pit on the other side. I also greet DCCV in a relatively cordial manner, considering he may kill me someday. (((in character/game, that is))) Oh, and if marron somehow died from a split 20, then I pick up nightmarron. then JOE realises the marron-ette pun. wow, good pun there.

Thomas, the first entity with player health values, summoned!
Welcome to the battlefield thom-no wait you're not an actual player you don't get the greeting. Sorry.

You climb out of the ditch on the other side. Hooray! This takes your entire remaining round so you're unable to move forward. but the Ditch has been conquered!

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1494114748))

+2 1412 Judgement Rush: 8/20 (+2 from 1412)(+1 from Redstone) For the keks: 1/20 I put a stick of dynamite in the midst of JOE's Black Goop things

black goops turned into just regular old black goop. Or black paint. Depends on your perspective.

QUOTE (Abeneautmal @ (time=1494116907))

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I really hope the zalgo text doesn't break my quotes.

Welcome Abeneautmal (I always have to check again to spell your name) to my humble DTG session.
Also, you only get two +1s a post here, sorry buddy, them's the breaks.

Unfortunately the heavy duty workmechs have already gone to that mighty workshop in the sky, and the goops are currently being used as finger paint, so you settle for telefragging one of the goop snakes instead.

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1494121672))

I would totally claim your bonus Abeneautmal but you've already given two out in that post. Nevertheless... The Fallen: 7/40 ( 7/20 from me, 0/20) +1 from jon, variant Something: 7/20  +4 from Emerald +2 Emerald ...Oh right. Killing Marron. "Early apologies for this." I pull out... a butterfly. A perfectly normal monarch. This butterfly flutters away, off to  pollinate some flowers or something. The butterflly's wings stir up the air almost imperceptibly. However, some of the air flows into a nearby beehive in such a way that a sleeping bee falls out of the hive. The bee sees the battle outside and panics, running in to inform the queen that the immediate area is not safe. The queen, upon seeing the battle, mobilizes the hive and vacates the premises, the entire hive buzzing away. This manages to disturb the air significantly more. Like, a lot more. Apparently there were a few billion bees in this clown car of a hive? Anyway the fleeing bees stir up quite a lot of air, to the point where a plane passing overhead experiences extremely heavy turbulence. They stabilize their flight and lighten the load by dropping all of their cargo... directly on Marron.

Well at least it didn't start a hurricane.
2 damage to Marron! ERROR: OUT OF BEES

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1494121946))

20/20 Kewl Sord (+1 from Jon) Done. 3/20 Bronze Armor +1 Emerald, +1 Abby Azurewrath slices up the Heavy Duty Work Mechs. Zilly uses Fallen Shockwave on the two Goop Snakes and Puppetblight Ganon. Meanwhile, SparkedTheorem runs over to Zilly. SparkedTheorem: Are you ok? Crazy_Zilliness(?): It's ok, I have a bunch of potions in herE.

Entities ordered.
Crazy_Zilliness downs a lesser health pot and by the POWER OF GREYSKULL ANIMATIONS regains 10000 hp.

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1494133564))

o---Chages--- A Payment: 10 / 10 -> (+1, JOE) Passing over to JOE... Puppet Panic!: 8 / 10 (+2, Variant, JOE) +1 to JOE +1 to DCCCV (thanks for the happycakeday ) (even though you zapped me but that's the nature of this game so) Current Summons Marron witnesses 1412 pull out a butterfly. She watches in fascination, and follows its flight path with her eyes, and watches it stir up a bee hive. She then watches as the bees vacate the hive and take off to the skies! Now, while she's not aware that they're causing turbulence for a plane, she does acknowledge that "hey, bees hurt". And she also thinks that they're heading right for her. So she loads up a few electrically-charged rounds, and sends them sailing through the swarms. Arcs of electricity... arc from each bullet end up searing and obliterating the bees as they fly by, soon obliterating the swarm and all the threat of turbulence. No packages end up falling from the air. Marron is safe! I mean, unless she ended up dying to the earlier attack by Emerald. That'd be awkward.

You commit bee genocide. This can in no way come back to haunt you. (read as, this has gone on my list of chekhovs guns)

QUOTE (DCCCV @ (time=1494191156))

Action Post 2 Actions: After giving my salutations to JoeBOB, I see Marron about to perform bee genocide. Unwilling to allow said bee genocide to occur, I pull out a lightning rod, attracting the electricity. As I fall to the ground, convulsing in pain, some of the lighting is redirected back at Marron. Charges: Starter: 2/5 Just a little investment: 2/20 +1 to E, +1 to super mario 128. ABLAGABLARGABOOO!

You fail to un-genocide the bees. But you do electrocute Marron for 1 damage.

QUOTE (variant @ (time=1494195028))

Beta... ... ...does something relevant to the sidequest after seeing what lies down the monster sounds corridor. +1 to Abeneautmal/DCCCV 9/20 something 9/15 other

You scream like a damsel in the distress at the sight of the-no wait, wrong genre.
You ready your blade like the studly adventurer you are.

QUOTE (DCCCV @ (time=1494196616))

((Oh my goodness, I just realized the pun Irecreeper's made with Marron and Ette. Goodness Gracious. Also, Happy Birthday?)) Since I see others doing this, /nul

Yup. Also happy unbirthday because dop days mean I miss birthdays.

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1494209017))

The Fallen: 8/40 ( 8/20 from me, 0/20) Something: 8/20 I just sort of stare slack-jawed at Marron and Ette for a bit while the pun registers. And then I groan. "UUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." it is a groan full of such utter disgust that it takes physical form and invades Marron's eardrums, bumping all the wrong parts as it goes, dealing massive sleaze damage. Also I'd like all of my entities to tear Marron apart. If she dies I'd like to claim the nightmarron.

Nope, she doesn't die. YOU'RE TOO LATE MUAHAHAHHHAHAHA*cough cough hack hack hairball sounds*

2 damage to Marron.


Originally posted on 2017-05-08 15:06:00

EoTB:

Crazy Zilliness uses fallen shockwave, leaping up into the air, then slamming down, dealing 4000 damage to the goop snake, puppetblight ganon, and random autotarget.... the rat cage. This spawns another swarm of puppet rats. The Puppetratster, lacking any orders decides to go for the kill, it dives at the Rat Cage with a volley of pins and needles, wrapping it up in fine silk, and thne pulls, the strength of the fabric crunching bones and puppet alike, until the whole thing splinters out in an explosion of rats and skeleton.

The swarm of puppet rats wasn't ordered to do anything, so they go after the puppet guardian, dealing 14,000 damage. Azurewrath has no heavy duty work mechs to slice up. he instead goes for... oh wow the goop snake. RIP most of this round's damage. The Ironfur grizzly roars and charges at the PS swarms of puppet rats, dealing 1000 damage to all three of them. The Pseudo Player has no rat cage to attack, so they go after the next best thing. Crazy Zilliness, who has been on the field for... how many rounds? 12000 damage to Crazy Zilliness.

Judgement tenses up, every "muscle" in its body tensing and with drawing as Judgement rears it's "head" back again, and then it glares malevolently at the puppetratster. A massive beam of purple miasma streams from the gem in Judgement's forehead and slams into the puppetratster, tearing it apart at a basic level with all the finesse of a sledgehammer.

The puppet guardian, somewhat miffed by the loss of what was going to its ally in another awesome combo attack, decides to just fire lasers aimlessly at the ironfur grizzly. Because of how this game works, all the lasers hit, and the ironfur grizzly takes 20000 damage. The Ironfur grizzly retaliates for 4000 damage. Puppetblight Ganon surges forward and snares Crazy_Zilliness, who lets out a horrible pained shriek as Ganon consumes her soul and leaves he broken on the ground, discarded. Crazy_Zilliness killed, Puppetblight Ganon gains another 3 Death counters. Thomas does generic attacks with a sword and a gun, target azurewrath. The Ironfur grizzly stands right up in his face. Thomas takes 2 damage, the grizzly takes 6000.

Meanwhile in the stronghold, the zombies encroach on Variant's position.

The simumodder continues sitting around, waiting for the AS to either pick up the slack or die horribly. But he still passes +2 to both JOE and Ire.

Everything ticks up and down.

Itinerary:
Regain the entity Advantage!
Destroy Judgement.

Entity Advantage: [PS]

Weather: Healing Melody (Spawns 1 healing note which can be picked up for an action by an AS entity.)
Terrain: Realm of Black Goop (spawns 1 5000 health goop snake every round)

Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 89/100. Cool and New Portal Armor [A]. Golden Sun [A].
Swarm of Puppet Rats x3 [PS - Marron] Hp: 9,000/10,000.
Goop Snake x1 [PS - JOE] Hp: 5,000/5,000.
Puppet Guardian [PS - Marron] Hp: 27,000 / 50,000. Leg Hp: 8,000 / 8,000. (x5) Leg Hp: 4,500 / 8,000. 1 Minus
Puppetblight Ganon [PS - Marron] Hp: 46,000 / 50,000. Death: 10. Divine Beast: 2/10.
Thomas [PS - JOE] Hp: 5/7. Creativity [II]. Double Action: 1/7
JOEbob [PS - Player] Hp: 16/22. Astral Energy: 30%. Energy Stored: 33/60. Solar Adrenaline: 4/5. Disorient 6/6
Marron [PS - Player] Hp: 17/20. Nightmarron [A] 4/4 Petal Dance. 10/10 Endless Night.

Pseudo-Player [N - Variant]: HP: 14/20. Polarize 2/2
Nuclear Heaven [A] 90% durability.

Judgement [H][Elite]: Hp: 43,000/120,000. Airborne. Visions: 3/4. Corruption: 3/6. Abyssa: 3/8.

Healing note x4
Swarm of Puppet Rats x7 [AS - 1412] Hp: 10,000/10,000.
Azurewrath, Lord of the Void [AS - Redstone] Hp: 60,000/60,000. 2 rounds
Ironfur Grizzly [AS - 1412] Hp: 12,000/40,000
SparkedTheorem [AS - Player] Hp: 17/20. Firebrand [A] Durability: 55%
Emerald [AS - Player] Hp: 20/20. Blood blade [A] Durability: 100%

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The Local Town: The ditch
JOEbob

Stronghold Pillar Room
Annis/Alicia
Variant
Prison Cell corridor
Monster sounds corridor
Water corridor
Unkown corridor

Stronghold Monster Corridor
Variant
Zombies x2: 10/10 HP



Originally posted on 2017-05-08 15:06:00

o---Chages---
Puppet Panic!: 10 / 10 (+1, Simu) (EXPENDING...)
Return: 2 / 30 (+1, Simu)
+2 to ...NOBODY.
Current Summons

Marron holds the bloodsoaked handle of the Nightmarron in her hands. She's managed to hold onto the thing for the whole ten turns! Well, kinda; she did die once in the process, but the important thing is that she has it now. She spins the familiar blade in her hands, before activating Endless Night, greatly empowering the Crescent Rose lookalike. Crimson energy wraps around the entire weapon, with bits of that energy dissipating into the air in the form of rose petals. Instead of immediately lunging towards the AS side like one would expect, she turns to face JOE.

tc: Hey, JOE.
tc: Just so you know...
tc: You had this coming to you for so, so long.

A surge of rose petals blots out the sky as the Nightmarron hits maximum power. The sheer mass of the rosepetals blots out the sky, their slight translucence causing a red light to stain the battlefield. She commands her entities to run off to the N faction, before suddenly charging into the PS side. Without breaking stride, the crimson blade of the Nightmarron is swung straight up through the Goop Snake's jaw, slicing it clean in two. She then sets her sights on Thomas, and decides to truly put the power of the Nightmarron to use!

...Whatever those powers are. Truth be told, she hasn't had any practice with this mode. The Supplier was very, very vague as to what it did. But she'll probably learn what it does soon. Anyway, she points the Nightmarron back, and with a single shot, launches herself towards Thomas at a speed faster than she's ever gone before. A spinning strike, punctuated by a kick to the face sends Thomas reeling, directly into a blade made of solid red energy, just like the energy surrounding her scythe. What seems to be a hard-light clone of Marron- or is it Ruby Rose, begins to combo Thomas, knocking him into the sky. More energy arcs off of the Nightmarron, sending a burst of rosepetals out that transforms into another Marron that promptly slashes Thomas back down to the ground. The original Marron, henceforth called Marron Prime, proceeds to pop his head off the moment he impacts the ground, reducing his face to a bloody pulp.

Then, she turns to JOE.

tc: I seriously cannot bring myself to trust you anymore.
tc: Like, seriously! Having your boss entity eat an obvious trap entity!? Anyone with a gorillaing brain could've seen that there was something HORRIBLY wrong with the Plague Doctor!
tc: You also just keep handing off objects of destruction to the Simumodder, who hardly even uses them-

Apparently, JOE is passing off an artifact right now to the Simumodder.

tc: ...JUST LIKE THAT!
tc: Anyway, you kinda deserve this.
tc: Goodbye.

The Nightmarron proceeds to unleash some unholy burst of energy which cracks the blade of the scythe. Dozens of clones manifest around JOE, who all proceed to swarm him, scythes in hand. Blades rip into him from every angle, tearing bits of flesh off of him as the Marrons stick their blade into him before firing it off, sending themselves flying off into the distance, JOE's flesh in tow. Along with this, an entire hailstorm of bullets peppers him, covering from head to toe in gunshot wounds, each one oozing with blood. Soon after he's riddled with bullets and moments away from death, the horde of Marrons all work in tandem to send JOE as high up as they possibly can, with a few of them boosting Marron Prime up with him.

Perhaps a mile up in the air, Marron swaps the Nightmarron to Spear Mode, fires a shot straight up to the heavens, and begins to plummet downwards. She impales JOE on the way down, sending him flying through a tempest of shots of all elements; some lighting his already punctured flesh ablaze, some freezing his wounds (and then shattering them soon after), and some just kinda giving him little jolts of pain. The Marrons then begin to vanish one by one as Marron nears the surface of the battlefield. Moments before Marron Prime and JOE impact the ground, all of the crimson energy of the Nightmarron has surged to the tip of the blade. With a final warrior's cry, Marron sticks the landing, deeply embedding the blade into JOE's chest, sending him (and the tip) nearly a meter into the ground. Arcs of energy then begin to spark off the blade of the Nightmarron- it's clearly going to blow!

Marron books it as the Nightmarron explodes behind her, sending an absolutely beautiful storm of elemental dust and rose petals into the air. The Nightmarron has been destroyed, and with it, most (if not all) of the PS side. With her betrayal complete. Marron shuffles to the side of the battlefield, officially defecting to the Neutral faction.

---

If there's any "overkill damage" from this, it'll target the Ironfur Grizzly.

Originally posted on 2017-05-08 15:40:00

mastery: 31%
energy: 35/62
3 portals protect thomas.
explosive personality 7/20 +2
Hadochill.txt.lst a cold wind 4/upto30
+2 ire lets say... varient. I'm not helping someone who just (tried to? did?) murdered me in cold blood.
I pick up nuclear heaven and hand it to the simumodder. sure, he doesn't use artifacts much, but I don't want to give it back to the AZ's and don't feel like killing myself to boost damage. alternatively, if thomas picked it up, he hands it to simumodder.
I pick up nuclear heaven, strum until 1 HP, and toss it to simu
if the ironfur grizzly is alive, thomas attacks the AS puppet rat swarms, otherwise azurewrath. however, if creativity generates before his action, then he starts a smash for the puppet rat swarms and spends both actions working on it.
HE is probably DEAD though, in which case he spends the turn respawning. creativity and his generic charge still progress, since he is an imitation of a player and a real person doesn't stop being able to think when they die ingame, and player charges don't stop on death.
black goop snake attacks azurewrath.probably dead.
I continue walking in the sidequest. meanwhile in the rest of the world, I raise several stones from the ground, then spin them around me, once and the again, before sending them all flying into possition around the ironfur grizzly, before spinning more and more quickly as the gaps shrink, pushing into the grizzlys skin and crushing it, before another one appears, truly massive, and shaped like a spike, and crashes down into the ironfur grizzly for the not-knock-out.
...
Ok I had a big long responce to marron here but my computer died right as I clicked edit post so I'm gonna keep this short and "sweet"
Your facts are off, Your guys are dead, no hard feelings.
I use disorient on Puppetblight ganon, followed by a 35 energy burst, and strum nuclear heaven until at one hp. I then leap into the air and manifest a tennis racket out of pure annoyance, and slam it into each conjured bomb, sending them flying into puppetblight and blinking to maneuver. I proceed to spin nuclear haven around my finger before tossing it to Simu with the perception message "use it well, nuke them from orbit.", and ducking under the first wave of Ire/marrons's clones to buy time, before sending a spire into the air, with me on it and then drawing several especially durable stones towards me, creating a massive stonegolemabominationsuit, which then falls downwards into puppetblight, turning the floor into a massive trampoline, and jumps up and down with all the fury and skill of a petulant child, before begining to do tricks, like turning into buzzsaws or various cooL7new methods to increase the pain dealt to puppetblight. among these tricks are changing shape into a rod to fall faster, spinning like a helicopter to increase ascent speed, and cartwheeling. the suit then launches three large thungstan rods into the sky, where they triple in mass and sextuple in how affected they are by gravity, causing them to speed downwards and explode on impact with the ground because of how orbital bombardment works, tearing through the trapoline and sending Pblight ganon down, into the pit bellow trampolines. you know the one, the black pit you can't see the bottom of bellow every commercial trampoline, so you can never really tell if your safe, you can't get a good look, nobody explains, you give up on trampolining forever. yeah, that one. anyway, the bottom of the pit is filled with corrosive black goop, which eats at him until a massive explosion launches him back up as the world returns to its normal, giant-trampoline-free state.


Originally posted on 2017-05-08 15:47:00

Huh.
Let’s see then.
If that’s what you’re saying, does that mean I could…

Beta’s sponsor crumples up the expectations I (and, by extension, they) had about how actions were divided up and throws them out the window.
And by window, I of course mean airlock, because Beta’s sponsor obviously lives IN SPACE!!!!! for reasons that may or may not be explained later.

The assumptive ball then passes through an asteroid field, where the sheer lack of prior knowledge constitutes a more attractive force than a vacuum, pulling various clumps of rock toward it and altering the trajectory of the now-larger ball of assumptions and rocks to put it on a collision course with the planet where all of this is taking place that I don’t know the name of.
As it enters the atmosphere, the various bits of rock it picked up act as a heat shield to the assumptions, which would otherwise would likely have burned if they had been moving as quickly as they were, because they only really looked good on paper. Then, it collides with Judgment in midair, unless this would somehow disrupt the events going on deep underground miles and miles away.

Then, the Pseudo-Player, for unrelated reasons, decides that while they could be a jerk to AS, that wouldn’t be cool, so they instead use Polarize to give Azurewrath a stack of Plus and Marron (or Puppetblight Ganon if Marron would be immune) a stack of Minus.

SIDEQUEST

Ugh, zombies.
At least it wasn’t... silverfish...

Beta shudders at the mere thought of the loathsome creatures.

Well, at least I have my...

As he looks at his blade, he notices that it is a somewhat paltry specimen compared to other blades. More of a knife, really.

...knife, I guess.
Well...
I would have expected a sword or something, but...
Knives are pretty good too.

Beta then takes advantage of one of a knife’s most useful attributes, short wind-up, to lock one of the (traditionally slow-hitting) zombies in hitstun while he stabs it in the face repeatedly.

+1 Abeneutmal/DCCCV

11/20 something (+1 Honest Abe)
10/15 other

Originally posted on 2017-05-08 16:10:00

/announcement:
I am please to announce that with the death of Vengeful Night, and the final decision that we're not doing alchemy, the charge cap has been raised to 30.

Originally posted on 2017-05-08 16:27:00

Retrieving incident Data (5/8/2017):;
Multiple Retrieval Failures Detefgaftcted

Retrying...
Failure

Retrying...
Failure

Accessing corrupted data in safety mode:;
Success. Displaying Data:

QUOTE

Simu12120915N DTG turn beginning 5/8/17, 4 ener      gy received and allocated [+2 from Variant] response from User_236 detected at 11:47PM    e "w       respOnd in kind" two energy signatures moved to variant [+2 charge] energy continues to collect witHin twO isolated energy signatures. [2/(ERROR: DATA CONFLICTS; REPLACED WITH 30) Broken Charges 4/10 E] anomalous spatial Positions detected on thE battlefield. ... User_236 has entered the battle at the coordinates ([311,-36,1],[64,-10000000000000000,77,],[3,111,423]) ERROR: DATA TYPE ARRAY NOT VALID FOR PARAMETER user_236.postition Values will be averaged to reconcile error... User_236 coordinate convergence failure, redirecting to nearest available entity... User_236 registered within entity.(if entity.thomas.isAlive(){ return "Thomas"}; if entity.Puppetblight_Ganon.isPG() return "Puppetblight_Ganon").hitbox User_236 cannot take damage entity.54qqgDATACORRUPTED4fa.health updated Elevated energy level detected Energy dispersed entity.54qqgDATACORRUPTED4fa.health updated ... User_236.position data lost ...

Originally posted on 2017-05-08 16:51:00

I throw a bottle of ESSENCE OF INFINITY at Judgement. What does it do? Nobody knows.

super mario 128: 6/12

Land: 2/30

+1 to Emerald, +1 to 1412.

Originally posted on 2017-05-08 21:17:00

Judgment Rush: 10/30
For the keks: 2/30
+2 redstone

I stab Marron with my blade

Originally posted on 2017-05-08 21:25:00

Round 2, Action Post 1

Action:
I am still lying on the ground, staring at the sky. However, this doesn't stop me from manifesting Four Force Pike Spikes. These toungue-twistingly powerful objects are telekinetically thrown at Judgement's elbow and knee joints, pinning it to the ground. I continue to faff about on the ground, surrounded by bee corpses afterwards.

Charges
Starter: 3/5
A little investment 3/20(+2 from Variant, +1 from Irecreeper)

+2 to Redstonetam15

I think the sky looks quite nice.

Originally posted on 2017-05-08 23:26:00

i stab a stab


Originally posted on 2017-05-09 01:09:00

6/20 Bronze Armor (+1 from Emerald)
1/30 Vengance

+1 Bfury, +1DC^3V

Crazy_Zilliness(?): I'm losing control!
SparkedTheorem: Well no duh you're losing control, you're dead!

KEWL SORD
A sword descends from the sky. SparkedTheorem picks this up.
SparkedTheorem: Wait, hold on a moment, which bacon hair used the WARHAMMER OF ZILLYHOO texture on this sword?! It looks like something from SBAHJ!

.jpeg Blade
Has a chance to .jpeg the target enemy, decreasing both their hit chance and attack.



Originally posted on 2017-05-09 01:40:00

New players, new sidequest phases, and now a PS betrayal?
This is getting interesting.
Though, that last thing does mean that the balance of power just shifted radically against PS…
So I guess I ought to do something about that…

But, Beta’s sponsor can't actually do much about it directly due to being too busy being IN SPACE!!!!!, so they call on the Pseudo-Player to help.

Didn’t I already do something this turn?
Oh, come on! Don’t be lazy!
That’s not what I'm talking about.
I’m only allowed to be ordered to do one thing per turn, right?
And I already got ordered to do one thing this turn, right?
While that might be true, you are still capable of doing other things.
Besides, you’re only doing this in an RP sense.
In a meta sense, it’s still my action, just through you.

The Pseudo-Player already knew what this stuff means, since it had been explained before they got here, so they sigh and prepare to take action.

So what do I hit with this Dipole thing?
Well, one, you ought to use your sword.
At least then it can be justified just that little bit more.
Two, go attack that azure thing.
It looks pretty tough.

So, after having given a bit of a skit to justify doing so, Beta’s sponsor attacks Azurewrath by proxy with a giant sword that is, in all senses other than gameplay, technically being held by someone who also happens to be an entity who has already been ordered to do something else, and whose previous orders still stand.

SIDEQUEST

Beta continues furiously attacking the zombie he had been targeting last round, repeatedly STABing it for a slight damage boost because of his Normal typing.

+1 Abeneutmal/DCCCV

14/20 something (+2 Abe)
11/15 other

Originally posted on 2017-05-09 15:17:00

o---Chages---
Return: 3 / 30
A New Weapon: 1 / 20
+2 to Variant
Current Summons

Kinda tired from her latest attack, Marron opts to use the disgusting (to her, anyway) Ham Knife, which summons a bunch of Terrifying Porkchops. Naturally, these are about to get obliterated for healing purposes.

The Puppet Guardian will obliterate 5 Porkchops, while Puppetblight Ganon will obliterate 2 of them using Puppetblight Fury! Puppetblight will also drop the damage of Death's Scythe to 3k per Death, as it seems like it's growing faster than expected. The Rat Swarms will bite Judgement.

Originally posted on 2017-05-09 17:09:00