20/20 Azurewrath Completed.
18/20 Kewl Sord (+1 from Jon)

+1 Joe, +1 1412

AZUREWRATH
A man in a dark hood slams down onto the Battlefield. Few of you recognize him, but in other realms, he is infamous. He is...


Azurewrath, Lord of the Void [AS] 60,000/60,000 HP. Deals more damage each turn he is alive. Can be reset by attacking him twice consecutively. (I'm just gonna make him a walking target with this ability, aren't I...)

Azurewrath attacks Judgement, while Zill picks up a Healing Note.

SparkedTheorem brings out some ketchup and smears it all over a Leg. The Puppet Guardian flips out so hard that it decides to rip off the leg.

Originally posted on 2017-05-03 03:47:00

The Pseudo-Player activates Polarize, giving a stack of Plus to the Puppet Guardian and a stack of Minus to the Puppetratster (or one of each to two random targets if either of these are dead by the time the Pseudo-Player acts). Then, if they have any action left, they go attack one of the swarms of Puppet Rats.

SIDEQUEST

More and more progress means more and more fun ways of trying to dig a hole deeper. But, Beta isn’t really feeling up to it today, so he decides he’s going to just subcontract it out to some willing volunteer.
So, after a few calls from his sponsor, a helicopter flies in, carrying the infamous Michael Bay.
Unfortunately, the helicopter is part of one of his movies, and malfunctions, falling into the hole and exploding violently at the bottom.

+2 Consumer

6/20 something
6/15 other

Originally posted on 2017-05-03 04:59:00

mastery: 29%
energy: 4or5/58
14/20 well this
9/9 is annoying +2 ire Handing oph to Ire phor zummonz! why? why not?
(the annoying part is me dropping it with no warning. yep. totally. didn't decide out of nowhere.)
NEW: Hadochill.txt.lst 1/upto20
+2 ire
I spend my action spawning an earth elemental, UNLESS there is something in the sidequest which is really obvious and revealed by my last action, in which case I do that.
earth elemental 5,001 HP 0 attack
passive: rock armor: each turn summons a dirt clump with 500 hp that protects it from attack.
passive: dirt throw: can kill a dirt clump to deal 600 damage to a target.
actually that sucks nvm
Please note that this(earthelementalsummoning) is the backup action for what I expect: something new I have to do in SIDEQUEST

Originally posted on 2017-05-03 23:38:00

o---Chages---
Thermal Power -> The Actual Hardest Foe?: 20 / 20 (+1, Simu) (nah, we don't need to spend another 20-post on murder)
A Payment: 7 / 10 (+5, JOE, Simu)
+2 to JOE
Current Summons

Marron grabs that 9 / 9 churg from JOE, and tapes it together with her current charge to form a 29-Post Charge! She then decides to use this summoning something that she wants to summon... except she just got more plans for something from the Supplier, so she needs to make whatever twisted thing they want her to make. For supplies, she's been given plenty of black fabric, and what appears to be some sort of heart that has little red flames growing off of it. The instructions read "make body, add organ". So she makes a little blobby body for the heart, then tosses it in there. The body then shifts and transforms into some sort of red-haired abominationed; Puppetblight Ganon! It has needles for its weapon, instead of anything cool like a gigantic energy spear or anything moderately helpful.

Oh well.

Puppetblight Ganon [PS - Marron] Hp: 80,000 / 80,000. Death: 0. Divine Beast: 0 / 10.
Abilities:
Puppetblight Fury: Rapidly stabs the foe with a million needles, dealing 8,000 + (Death * 1,000) damage to the target.
Entrap Soul: Uses a volley of red flames in an attempt to assimilate a foe. Deals 10,000 damage to the target. Ranged. If this kills the target, gain +2 stacks of Death, along with the usual +1 for an entity death. Only grants the bonus stacks if the entity had at least 30k Max HP.
Death's Scythe: Summons a scythe made up of a disgusting amount of blood. Deals (Death * 3,500) damage. Consumes half of this entity's Death stacks, rounding down.
Fresh Ammunition: Summons (and kills) some Puppet Rats, then tosses them about the field. Deals 7,000 damage to the target, and grants +1 Stack of Death. Can only be used once Turns Red procs.
Divine Beast: Summons the Divine Beast Dai Puphot, a powerful entity that'll shield Puppetblight Ganon until death. Don't let this go off.
Passives:
Bringer of Death: Gains +1 Death whenever an entity dies. Death makes Puppetblight stronger! For "stacked" entities like the Swarms of Puppet Rats, gains +1 Death per 20k HP killed.
Turns Red: The first time this entity drops below 50% HP, it gains access to a new move, and gains 4 stacks of Death.

---

Marron then... rapidly slashes Judgement with the Nightmarron. She's a little pressed for time, and she's already summoned something this turn, so this should be totally fine. Of course, given that the attack is continuing after this point, it's clear that something else is going to happen. Judgement awaits whatever crazy terrible surprise that could jump out of the blue. Could Marron have arranged a battalion of puppets to rain crossbow bolts down upon it? Has she stitched together a car made out of puppet rats that'll jump over that hill and impact it in the face? Could Marron have replaced it's face with cookies???

...While debating these things, Judgement remains perfectly still, as Marron just keeps on slashing away. Nothing else interesting happens.

---

The Rat Cage will attack Azurewrath with Consume! Gotta test for Vaporize, and other on-minion-attack secrets. If it's actually Potion of Polymorph or "thatonethatmakesyourHP1uponspawning", then, well :fun:. The Puppet Guardian will shoot at the Rat Swarms, while Puppetblight Ganon will use Entrap Soul on the AS Swarms of Puppet Rats.

Originally posted on 2017-05-04 15:49:00

I'm still decidiing on what my charges do okay

Annis and Alicia team up to create a temporal anomaly, which retroactively annihilates some of the bottom blocks of the Stronghold, before the instability causes a spatial anomaly, which eats some up.

---

For A Future Ally [6/6]
Waifuism [10/10]
future assists to use - +2 from redstone, +10 from variant, +1 from joe

Originally posted on 2017-05-04 21:02:00

Secret: 20/20 USING
I give a card to Azurewrath. He holds it above him and it becomes a question mark, floating above his head. Yep, it's a SECRET! it'll go off when someone does something. What'll it be? who will do the thing? I dunno! Well I know the first one but I'm not telling you in the forum.


The Fallen: 4/40 ( 2/20 from me, 0/20) +1 from redstone
+2 redstone
Something: 1/20

I'd like to fleece the puppetratster!


Originally posted on 2017-05-05 03:55:00

Alright, it looks like you’re near the bottom.
Except for the fact that you’re all the way at the top.
Maybe you should go back down the hole.

Beta, seeing the logic of this message, decides to take a dive of epic proportions to try to make what is likely to be the final breakthrough.
But, he does so while wearing an extremely heavy suit of armor designed to withstand it.
He slams into the bottom of the hole, with the weight of his armor dragging him through some of the ground and (hopefully, but probably not) landing him somewhere in the middle of a stronghold buried under the obnoxious pile of earth he had just been digging through and allowing him to take a look around.
Though he'll probably take a look around regardless, just to see whether he reached his destination, since he still doesn't quite know what it is.

Since Consumer has so many assists stored up already, +1 Ire/Jon

7/20 something
7/15 other

Originally posted on 2017-05-05 04:36:00

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1493757492))

mastery: 28% energy: 35OR 54/56 I gave the snake 2 portals last round- mostly I care about this because I want to keep leveling. anyway, if the level doesn't correct, I use 50 energy to create portals for the puppet guardian, making it less possible to nullify with a single decent action. otherwise, 3 portals for it 13/20 well this +2 simu +1 from redstone 6/20 is annoying +2 ire I look confusedly at the entity advantage, then realises judgement is [H], not [AS] that explains it. anyway, seeing the construction, I ask the workers if theres any other ways past politely, and if not, I ask if theres anything I can do to speed things along? I then give a hologram thumbsup to marron, scan judgment for bleed immunity, which it probably doesn't have, being player summoned and stuff , and, if my action isn't used (by the sidequestystuff), spend it inflicting as many stacks of Bleed on judgement as I can by throwing a thousand pairs of scissors and shuffeling a lot of paper in its face to give it papercuts.

You ask the construction workers, one of them wipes some sweat from his brow and looks up at you.
"If you need to pass through you can just climb through the ditch. Not like we have anything fragile down here."

You fail to give Judgement papercuts, as Judgement has common status effect immunity! It's hard to make a giant hyper light abomination bleed. You do deal 4000 damage though.

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1493761419))

Something: 19/20 Judgement Rush: 1/20 +2 1412 I kick Judgement in the eye

With high heels I suppose.
4000 damage.

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1493762706))

I throw a giant neon sign with a 9 on it at Judgement. last charge until hell: 15/15 (+1 from 1412, +1 from Redstone) EXECUTING... super mario 128: 4/12 I proceed to use the Last Charge Until Hell to do... Nothing. That's right, I just wasted a charge. I used it for nothing. Well, nothing if you don't count the scale model of the Milky Way that just crashed into Judgement. +1 to 1412, +1 to Redstone.

You deal 4999 damage to Judgement, and then a bug lands on it dealing another 1 damage.
The scale model of the milky way cracks on impact, covering Judgement in milk. 30,000 damage!

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1493773258))

aw whaat a six-post charge wasn't enough to stop a moderate longpost I mean she didn't even use a charge to steal it or anything either that or she used it for thievery and summoned a puppet with sheer writing oh well moving on Minion: 19/20 (+2 from emerald, +1 from Jon) The Fallen: 2/40 ( 2/20 from me, 0/20) The puppetratster's in rough shape! I call in a Vet to solve the problem. Yep, good ol' veterans. They know what to do. Luckily this one has connections, and before too long a very large white box with a red cross on it falls from the sky and lands on the puppetratster,  healing her. If she survives to the end of the turn, I'd like her to use Ratness +2 Emerald

Sorry buddy, toast went afk so Ire had the momentum boost.
Your vets help fix up the puppetratster for 5000 health.
entity ordered.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1493779639))

20/20 Azurewrath Completed. 18/20 Kewl Sord (+1 from Jon) +1 Joe, +1 1412 AZUREWRATH A man in a dark hood slams down onto the Battlefield. Few of you recognize him, but in other realms, he is infamous. He is... Azurewrath, Lord of the Void [AS] 60,000/60,000 HP. Deals more damage each turn he is alive. Can be reset by attacking him twice consecutively. (I'm just gonna make him a walking target with this ability, aren't I...) Azurewrath attacks Judgement, while Zill picks up a Healing Note. SparkedTheorem brings out some ketchup and smears it all over a Leg. The Puppet Guardian flips out so hard that it decides to rip off the leg.

Azurewrath spawned! Entities ordered.

3500 damage dealt to one of the Puppet Guardian's legs. It looks somewhat delicious now. Ketchup makes everything better.

QUOTE (variant @ (time=1493783955))

The Pseudo-Player activates Polarize, giving a stack of Plus to the Puppet Guardian and a stack of Minus to the Puppetratster (or one of each to two random targets if either of these are dead by the time the Pseudo-Player acts). Then, if they have any action left, they go attack one of the swarms of Puppet Rats. SIDEQUEST More and more progress means more and more fun ways of trying to dig a hole deeper. But, Beta isn’t really feeling up to it today, so he decides he’s going to just subcontract it out to some willing volunteer. So, after a few calls from his sponsor, a helicopter flies in, carrying the infamous Michael Bay. Unfortunately, the helicopter is part of one of his movies, and malfunctions, falling into the hole and exploding violently at the bottom. +2 Consumer 6/20 something 6/15 other

IN THE NAME OF GRATUITOUS EXPLOSIONS I SMITE THEE. 10 blocks removed.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1493851100))

mastery: 29% energy: 4or5/58 14/20 well this 9/9 is annoying +2 ire Handing oph to Ire phor zummonz! why? why not? (the annoying part is me dropping it with no warning. yep. totally. didn't decide out of nowhere.) NEW: Hadochill.txt.lst 1/upto20 +2 ire I spend my action spawning an earth elemental, UNLESS there is something in the sidequest which is really obvious and revealed by my last action, in which case I do that. earth elemental 5,001 HP 0 attack passive: rock armor: each turn summons a dirt clump with 500 hp that protects it from attack. passive: dirt throw: can kill a dirt clump to deal 600 damage to a target. actually that sucks nvm Please note that this(earthelementalsummoning) is the backup action for what I expect: something new I have to do in SIDEQUEST

You summon the earth elemental. It has 500 attack and 500 regen instead of the complicated dirt summoning thing.

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1493909393))

o---Chages--- Thermal Power -> The Actual Hardest Foe?: 20 / 20 (+1, Simu) (nah, we don't need to spend another 20-post on murder) A Payment: 7 / 10 (+5, JOE, Simu) +2 to JOE Current Summons Marron grabs that 9 / 9 churg from JOE, and tapes it together with her current charge to form a 29-Post Charge! She then decides to use this summoning something that she wants to summon... except she just got more plans for something from the Supplier, so she needs to make whatever twisted thing they want her to make. For supplies, she's been given plenty of black fabric, and what appears to be some sort of heart that has little red flames growing off of it. The instructions read "make body, add organ". So she makes a little blobby body for the heart, then tosses it in there. The body then shifts and transforms into some sort of red-haired abominationed; Puppetblight Ganon! It has needles for its weapon, instead of anything cool like a gigantic energy spear or anything moderately helpful. Oh well. Puppetblight Ganon [PS - Marron] Hp: 80,000 / 80,000. Death: 0. Divine Beast: 0 / 10. Abilities: Puppetblight Fury: Rapidly stabs the foe with a million needles, dealing 8,000 + (Death * 1,000) damage to the target. Entrap Soul: Uses a volley of red flames in an attempt to assimilate a foe. Deals 10,000 damage to the target. Ranged. If this kills the target, gain +2 stacks of Death, along with the usual +1 for an entity death. Only grants the bonus stacks if the entity had at least 30k Max HP. Death's Scythe: Summons a scythe made up of a disgusting amount of blood. Deals (Death * 3,500) damage. Consumes half of this entity's Death stacks, rounding down. Fresh Ammunition: Summons (and kills) some Puppet Rats, then tosses them about the field. Deals 7,000 damage to the target, and grants +1 Stack of Death. Can only be used once Turns Red procs. Divine Beast: Summons the Divine Beast Dai Puphot, a powerful entity that'll shield Puppetblight Ganon until death. Don't let this go off. Passives: Bringer of Death: Gains +1 Death whenever an entity dies. Death makes Puppetblight stronger! For "stacked" entities like the Swarms of Puppet Rats, gains +1 Death per 20k HP killed. Turns Red: The first time this entity drops below 50% HP, it gains access to a new move, and gains 4 stacks of Death. Marron then... rapidly slashes Judgement with the Nightmarron. She's a little pressed for time, and she's already summoned something this turn, so this should be totally fine. Of course, given that the attack is continuing after this point, it's clear that something else is going to happen. Judgement awaits whatever crazy terrible surprise that could jump out of the blue. Could Marron have arranged a battalion of puppets to rain crossbow bolts down upon it? Has she stitched together a car made out of puppet rats that'll jump over that hill and impact it in the face? Could Marron have replaced it's face with cookies??? ...While debating these things, Judgement remains perfectly still, as Marron just keeps on slashing away. Nothing else interesting happens. The Rat Cage will attack Azurewrath with Consume! Gotta test for Vaporize, and other on-minion-attack secrets. If it's actually Potion of Polymorph or "thatonethatmakesyourHP1uponspawning", then, well :fun:. The Puppet Guardian will shoot at the Rat Swarms, while Puppetblight Ganon will use Entrap Soul on the AS Swarms of Puppet Rats.

Damage values tweaked for some of the abilities, health nerfed, Puppetblight Ganon will only gain health from stacks being completely removed.
9000 ordinary regular old just normal damage is dealt to the Judgement. We promise.

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1493928155))

I'm still decidiing on what my charges do okay Annis and Alicia team up to create a temporal anomaly, which retroactively annihilates some of the bottom blocks of the Stronghold, before the instability causes a spatial anomaly, which eats some up. For A Future Ally [6/6] Waifuism [10/10] future assists to use - +2 from redstone, +10 from variant, +1 from joe

8 more blocks destroyed.

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1493952939))

Secret: 20/20 USING I give a card to Azurewrath. He holds it above him and it becomes a question mark, floating above his head. Yep, it's a SECRET! it'll go off when someone does something. What'll it be? who will do the thing? I dunno! Well I know the first one but I'm not telling you in the forum. The Fallen: 4/40 ( 2/20 from me, 0/20) +1 from redstone +2 redstone Something: 1/20 I'd like to fleece the puppetratster!

You play a trap card. WHATEVER COULD IT BE?!

You apply fleece to the puppetratster. It now has 3 AC for 3 rounds.

QUOTE (variant @ (time=1493955388))

Alright, it looks like you’re near the bottom. Except for the fact that you’re all the way at the top. Maybe you should go back down the hole. Beta, seeing the logic of this message, decides to take a dive of epic proportions to try to make what is likely to be the final breakthrough. But, he does so while wearing an extremely heavy suit of armor designed to withstand it. He slams into the bottom of the hole, with the weight of his armor dragging him through some of the ground and (hopefully, but probably not) landing him somewhere in the middle of a stronghold buried under the obnoxious pile of earth he had just been digging through and allowing him to take a look around. Though he'll probably take a look around regardless, just to see whether he reached his destination, since he still doesn't quite know what it is. Since Consumer has so many assists stored up already, +1 Ire/Jon 7/20 something 7/15 other

You jump in the hole.

Engaging typewriter monkeys...

You crash through the last few blocks, squashing the silverfish that popped out upon breaking the last few. It's cool down here, far away from the rays of the sun, the air is dry, and the room is well lit, showing cracked and mossy stone ringing around most of it.
Whatever the case is, you motion for Annis and Alicia to follow you down, and they do in whatever way they deem most appropriate, you look around, you're in a large room with a small fountain in the middle of it, four exits go off in different directions, one of them leads down a dark hallway with holding cells lining the corridor. From another corridor you can hear hissing and moaning, running water comes from a third, and there are no real indicators coming from the fourth direction.
The stone brick muffles your footsteps as you walk around the room. Which direction will you go? (You don't both have to go the same way.)

Originally posted on 2017-05-05 17:35:00

First off, the puppetratster uses Ratness, zipping about and constructing another troupe of puppet rat swarms to join the 5 already on the battlefield from last time Ratness was used. The puppet rats surge forward in a crushing wave of fabric, right into the heavy duty work mechs, which fall to the infernal nibbling and are soon nothing more than a mess of chewed wires and disassembled metal platings, only just barely being revived by Ally of the Sky. Crazy_Zilliness picks up one of the healing notes, and a musical melody fills her soul. 20000 hit points restored!

Azurewrath flails his sword around, trying to hit the airborne judgement, but finally gives up on account of not having been given the "ranged" passive by his creator, and instead opts to just chop up the earth elemental. Judgement rears back its "Head" and the gem at the center flashes, before it surges forward towards Crazy_Zilliness, minicritting on its attack and dealing 30000 damage to her in one massive bodyslam. This knocks her over. The next attack against Zilliness will crit.

The Pseudo Player begins spinning their giant magnet really really fast, creating a magnetic field (because that's how magnets work, right guys?) and suddenly stops, sending two halves of the magnetic energies in different directions. The puppet ratster and the puppet guardian gain one stack of Plus and Minus respectively.

The heavy duty work mechs, having missed the memo that the puppet ratster is shielded, both try to attack it, dealing a whopping total of 2000 damage. The Rat cage attempts to attack Azurewrath with consume but wait YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY BEARTRAP CARD. An enormous and very angry bear charges out of the card that flips up and slams into the rat cage, intercepting the attack and dealing 4000 damage in retaliation. The swarms of puppet rats, having not been ordered, attack crazy zilliness, wasting the knocked over and dealing a critted 8000 damage.

The Puppet guardian rears up on its still-intact legs and its eye glows brilliantly, before sweeping a laser across the AS puppet rat swarms (important distinction to make), completely vaporizing 2 of them instantly. Puppetblight Ganon follows suit and with the use of entrap soul, kills off another one. The goop snake attacks Crazy_Zilliness, dealing 1000 damage to her and spawning 500 black goops. The Simumodder idles, he feels like the AS are being sort of lackluster right now and could use the break. Might as well let them have a chance to recuperate from the devastation being rained down upon them. He nonchalantly tosses a +2 to Ire and JOE.

Everything ticks up and down.

Itinerary:
Regain the entity Advantage!
Destroy Judgement!

Entity Advantage: [PS]

Weather: Healing Melody (Spawns 1 healing note which can be picked up for an action by an AS entity.)
Terrain: Realm of Black Goop (spawns 1 5000 health goop snake every round)

Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 89/100. Cool and New Portal Armor [A]. Golden Sun [A].
Heavy Duty Work Mechs x2: [PS] 2,000/50,000 HP.
The Rat Cage [PS - Marron] Hp: 11,000/60,000. Ratsplosion: 5/6. 12,000/15,000 damage.
Swarm of Puppet Rats x2 [PS - Marron] Hp: 10,000/10,000.
Goop Snake x2 [PS - JOE] Hp: 5,000/5,000.
Black Goops x500 [PS - JOE] Hp: 5/5
Puppet Guardian [PS - Marron] Hp: 45,000 / 50,000. Leg Hp: 8,000 / 8,000. (x5) Leg Hp: 4,500 / 8,000. 1 Minus
Puppetblight Ganon [PS - Marron] Hp: 50,000 / 50,000. Death: 3. Divine Beast: 1/10.
JOEbob [PS - Player] Hp: 16/22. Astral Energy: 29%. Energy Stored: 33/58. Solar Adrenaline: 3/5. Disorient 5/6
Marron [PS - Player] Hp: 20/20. Nightmarron [A] 4/4 Petal Dance. 9/10 Endless Night.

Pseudo-Player [N - Variant]: HP: 14/20. Polarize 1/2

Judgement [H][Elite]: Hp: 48,000/120,000. Airborne. Visions: 2/4. Corruption: 2/6. Abyssa: 2/8.

Healing note x3
Crazy_Zilliness [AS - Redstone] Hp: 5,000/45,000. 18/40 Souls
Puppetratster [AS - 1412] Hp: 24,000/70,000. 1/4 Ratness. Fleeced 3 rounds. 1 Plus
Swarm of Puppet Rats x7 [AS - 1412] Hp: 10,000/10,000.
Azurewrath, Lord of the Void [AS - 1412] Hp: 60,000/60,000.
Ironfur Grizzly [AS - 1412] Hp: 38,000/40,000
SparkedTheorem [AS - Player] Hp: 17/20. Firebrand [A] Durability: 55%
Splodimus [AS - Player] Hp: 18/20. 1 AC, 10% accuracy. Nuclear Heaven [A] 90% durability.

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The Local Town: The ditch
The Ditch
4 wooden planks
JOEbob

The Local Town: Town Gate
Town Gate: 95% health.
Battlefury
Tricklejest: 80% health.

Stronghold Pillar Room
Annis/Alicia
Variant
Prison Cell corridor
Monster sounds corridor
Water corridor
Unkown corridor



Originally posted on 2017-05-05 17:35:00

mastery: 30?%
energy: 34ish/60
3 Portalz, puppetblight ganon.
19/20 well this +2 simu +2 ire
Hadochill.txt.lst 2/upto20
+2 ire
I leap down into the ditch, walk to the other side, and prepare to climb out next
that was/is easy.
probably because I asked instead of trying to cross, falling in, climbing out on the same side, falling in, Etc.
I also thank the construction worker.
Entity orders:
goop snakes attack crazyzillyness, else azurewrath.
black gooplings bodyguard [REDACTED], The lord of dirt.


Originally posted on 2017-05-05 18:38:00

I poke Judgement in the eye. With a scale replica of the Eiffel Tower.

super mario 128: 5/12

Land: 1/20

+1 to 1412, +1 to Redstone

Originally posted on 2017-05-05 21:10:00

...it's time for Endless Night, it seems. Meh, who cares
Something: 20/20 [USING]
I look over at marron, and take a sword. I slash her across the chest, then hold up my hand as the blood spilled collects into a liquid orb, floating above my hand. I Form it to shape a sword, and condense the blood until it reaches a solid form. Blood Blade created
Blood Blade: every 10000 damage I deal, this regains 1 durability. In addition, I regain health proportional to the damage dealt when I use this Blade. 20 durability
+2 1412
Judgement Rush: 4/20

Originally posted on 2017-05-05 21:29:00

(how exactly does it lose durability?
what advantage does having the blade have over not?)
/Confusednul

Originally posted on 2017-05-05 23:26:00

o---Chages---
A Payment: 8 / 10
Puppet Panic!: 5 / 10 (+4, JOE, Simu)
+2 to JOE
Current Summons

Marron is promptly slashed with a 20-post charge. Cue massive pain as Marron is launched a few meters, eventually ending up on the ground with a rather massive wound. Ette immediately runs to the defense of her sister, crouches and, and begins to stitch her wounds shut. Halfway through her sister's operation, Marron gains the strength to stand again, raising herself up all the while Ette works away at making sure her beloved sister doesn't bleed to death.

tc: It'll take... a little more than that...

Before she can say much else, Emerald forms her blood into a sword.

tc: That's... actually kinda cool.

She admires her blood-turned-weapon for a moment, before remembering that she has a job to do, and that's killing random entities. She tries to move to do something, but Ette holds her back; doing things while being wounded like that is a terrible, terrible idea! So she just sorta goes and tells Puppetblight to attack in her place... granting it an attack buff this turn. In the meantime, Marron props herself up against a tree on the far end of the field, and lets Ette finish stitching things up, before hiding behind the same tree to allow herself to be bandaged. Of course, standing out in the open to get bandaged would be awkward to say the least, given that putting bandages over clothing is a somewhat meh idea, and well, to put bandages on under her clothing...

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The Puppet Guardian will put a hole in the Ironfur Grizzly! The Rat Cage will Consume the Ironfur Grizzly! Puppetblight Ganon will use Entrap Soul on Crazy_Zilliness! Gotta get those delicious souls.

Originally posted on 2017-05-05 23:55:00

So, uh, you see that thing?
The Rat Cage?
Big cage made of rats. Can’t miss it.
Oh, that thing? What about it?
That Ratsplosion thing isn’t looking too nice.
So, I want you to go over and beat it to whatever it finds closest to death.

This order being received, the Pseudo-Player walks over and does exactly that with the Dipole.

SIDEQUEST

Looks like newbies are going to be coming out of the woodwork fairly soon.
Actually, come to think of it, the etymology of that phrase gives me an idea.
It’s based on the idea of insects coming out of the woodwork in a house.
And all those monster sounds are most likely coming from silverfish, which are bugs.
So, go down the monster sounds corridor.

Beta, upon hearing this, was somewhat hesitant to go there at first. It sounded to him like a good way of dying horribly, but not like a way to accomplish what he was looking for.
On the other hand, though, he doesn’t have much else to go on, so he goes down the monster sounds corridor.

+1 1412/Joe

8/20 something
8/15 other

Originally posted on 2017-05-06 19:59:00

I enter the game.

Action: I use the Equivalent Exchange 2 Ring Archangel's Smite, firing a storm of arrows at the Heavy Duty Work Mechs.

Charges:
Starter: 1/5
Just a little investment: 1/20

Originally posted on 2017-05-06 22:15:00

mastery: 31?%
energy: 4/62
20/20 well this Activating!
New: explosive personality
4/20 +1 varient +2 Ire
Hadochill.txt.lst 3/upto20
+2 ire
Well this combines with A payment from Ire, summoning Thomas, lord of dirt
A small disk, portal to another realm, flashes into existence, glowing bright cyan, and starts to grow, streaks of brown intermixing with the normal blue-green glow, and small rocks start to rise from the ground, forming into a long cord of brown and grey, and swings into the rift, feeding into it and glowing incredibly brightly as the matter is consumed, causing the rift to grow, and grow, and glowing brown hands, almost clawlike, appear, the first making its way through the rift, struggling slightly, as the disk starts to grow more jagged at the edges, due to its shape needing to change for the hand to pass through. the second then flickers into existence, and both of them tear at the ground,slamming into it and beginning to crack it, before they both wedge into the ground, lifting it up from the ground, and tossing it into the air, and one moves to cause the massive boulder to fall into the portal, where it is consumed, growing the portal just enough for Thomas to enter
[PS-JOE] Thomas 7/7 hp [||||||||] double action charge 1/7

[visual descriptor] Thomas is a human wearing brown pants and cyan shirt, with glowing black arm and knee guards, with cyan specks, an elegant sword in a sheath on his back, and bag of small manyullyn runestones at his hip.
no, dirt is not relevant to him. practically at all. DWI.
Orders: preform two 0-creativity actions on crazyzillyness, else azurewrath. if there are any artifacts to pick up, then pick them up in the place of 1 action.
meanwhile, My action is climbing out of the pit on the other side.
I also greet DCCV in a relatively cordial manner, considering he may kill me someday.
(((in character/game, that is)))
Oh, and if marron somehow died from a split 20, then I pick up nightmarron.
then JOE realises the marron-ette pun. wow, good pun there.

Originally posted on 2017-05-07 00:33:00

+2 1412
Judgement Rush: 8/20 (+2 from 1412)(+1 from Redstone)
For the keks: 1/20
I put a stick of dynamite in the midst of JOE's Black Goop things

Originally posted on 2017-05-07 00:52:00

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Ṟ̘͉̗̫̼̈̆ͅẻ͇̺͍̹͉̙̪s͗͒͐ͪͨͤͨe̺͙͙͖͚̍̿͐ͯ͌ͅt̮̿ ͖͋̓̉̂ͮ̏̆o͙̫̍̿̓̽̋̚ṙͫ ͚̈́̑ͯ̚̚̚C͔̲̉̃o̼͎͚̽̈́̅ͪn̗̹̠̜̜̱̅t̠͉͈̠̲ͬ̒͐ͣ̀ͧ̾i̹̗͙͎ͣ͆̀̓͌̂̃n͍͇̝̑͑͂̾ú̙̮̘̱͉͔ͤe͍͉͉̤̝?̤̯̻̂ͩ͌̆̄͋



2̭̲̣̞͓̫͖̭̦̥̝̭̼ͣ̿́ͩͥ̽͜͜͝͞ͅ



Ã̤͇̝͉̬̊̆u̲͎̦͙̱̱̝͌̏ͩ̔t̥̮̣̝̺ͯ̂ͦ͆ͅhͣͤ̉̅ͅo͎̳͖̳͙̱̅̾ṟ͇͈̻̰̋̂̎i̜̰̪̯̳̥̜z̻̟͙͈͍͑ͫ͌̋ͥ̀̃ͅed͉͍̪̲̜.͈͋̽̿̓̋ͅ ̭͉͖͖̖̊̓̉F͚͓̗̙̯̖̩̉i̟̳̠̺̔̋̓̌̇e̘̬͕̽l͇͍̤̝̳̅͋͗̈̾d̙͚̻̦̜̽̓͐ͫͅ ̼͌̓ͦ̅ͮė̯̲̔n͇̟͖̯̼ͥ̎̃t̝͎͖̘̯ͥͭ̃͒̾ͮͥr͇̣̼̼͋͛ͤ͗ͭͯ̍ͅy͚̟̩͉͖̩͗͛͌ͯ ̬c̗̜̤̋ͮͩͅô̺̤͙ṅf̬͙̚i̩ͬͩr͕̤͕̻͈ͫ́ͯ͗̂̌m͖̙̳̬̳͔̌ͩ͂e̥̥͉̣͈̐ͥ̚d̹̯̬̰̑ͯ̓̽ͦ͊.̖͑ ̭͔̙̲̭̄͊̒͆ͬY͇̘̞̳͆̌͋o̠̟̺̩͍ͨ̄ͥ̃u͛̓̂̈̾̒ ̬͓̥͔͎̜̳̄̔m̤̪͓͖̫͙͍͐͊͒a̲̥͉̍͐̌̈́̚y̮̩̙̗͈̿̎ͯ̾ ̗͈̼͚̫̈́̄͌ͧ̿ͣb̟̗̩͉̦ͥͣe̟͊͒͗̉ͨg͎̮̋̐ͦͣ̊̚̚i̪̗͕̩͚̹̘͑̅̄̌ͣ͂ñ̬̺͙̠ͮͬ͂ͤ.͉̏̆̅̅͂


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Ene
     rgy begins to collect into two unknown spaces.
Th
    en, energy flows into fighters.

Charges:
1/20 Broken Charges
1/10 E

+1 Variant +1 Consumer +[REDACTED]


Action:



I̧̡̨͖͍̜̰̪̓͋ͦͪ͒̓ͣ͠͝n̸͉̠̹̦̩̹̘̜̮̊̋͒͂ͩ͝ͅt͔͓͇̭̪̤̼̟̪̄̐ͤ͌ͥ̓̐́̀̕͢͡ě̷̶̙̭̯̬̙̲̲͔̦͎̭͇͍͕̦̣̫ͣͩͥ̽ͬͩ̒ͥͤͣ̓̐ͭ̓͆̓͐̏͢ͅr̷͙̳͇͙͕͉͙̹̳̯͍̝̤̒͛̓̀̔̊̆ͪͯ̀͜p̸̵̼̝̥̟̯̳̂̏̀ͯ̇ͥ̉̎́ȍ̵͊̀ͧ͂̋ͩ̈́̉̃͗̔ͩ͋̆͊͠͝͏͙̞͎̲̦͇̥̮̞͈̫̰̞̟̩̳͙̹s̷̑ͯͮͭ̈̊ͧ̄̆ͨͧ̋͑̃ͯ̀̀̕͡҉̴̱̱͈̦̥̦͈̫͇͚̱̹i̵̧̢̗͔̝͙͍̥͓̞͓̼͍̲̹̻̜̬͙͚̿ͮͮ̍̕͝t̛͛̈̌́̅̌͑̓̍ͨ̉̌̑̒͋̽̄̂͂҉̶̴̫̪͓͖̦̟̫͞ͅï̶̸̬̼͍̹͓̯͍͓̮̬̪͇̼̬̦̔̇̋̎ͥͦ̅̚͝͠o̧̬̙̫̰̠̼̗͇̳͖̒̓͋̇̿̓̇̃͛̋͒ͫͪ̍ͦ̿͋̅̉n̶͇͎̩̮̘̳͖͍͙͚͍̋͐̍͐ͯͩͦ̓͋̄̃̔̀͜͠͠



50 Black goops instantly teleport inside of one of the Heavy Duty Work Mechs, putting their simulated atomic lattices into direct contact.

As expected, the Strong Nuclear Force quickly rips apart the unexpected amalgamate.


Originally posted on 2017-05-07 01:28:00

20/20 Kewl Sord (+1 from Jon) Done.
3/20 Bronze Armor

+1 Emerald, +1 Abby

Azurewrath slices up the Heavy Duty Work Mechs.
Zilly uses Fallen Shockwave on the two Goop Snakes and Puppetblight Ganon.

Meanwhile, SparkedTheorem runs over to Zilly.

SparkedTheorem: Are you ok?
Crazy_Zilliness(?): It's ok, I have a bunch of potions in herE.



Originally posted on 2017-05-07 02:52:00