mastery: 20%
energy: 28/40
2 portals, vengeful god, you know the drill.
rounds till [REDACTED]: 5
_ 10/10 +2 simumodder +1 ire +1 varient using.
NULL.wrp 3/20
new: the goal 1/10ish
+2 ire
>JOE: attempt to call upon the powers of it being nation JOE day using the bit where yer JOE
>JOE:scream at the world that this is not what it said dupliclone would be!
>JOE: Elaborate that it said dupliclone would be mini-vengeful gods!
>JOE: exclaim that if you had known what it would produce, you would have used a worshiper!
>JOE: really, the dupliclone is weaker then a worshiper, and its a 3-turn!
>JOE: GSDGFDESFFERDGFBCXGSDWWDRS
>...
>........................
>entity orders: royal guard bodyblocks vengeful god. worshipers heal vengeful god. dupliclone asks to be replaced with a worshiper, then attempts to bodyblock vengeful god incarnate if he cannot be replaced, if that fails he attacks cardman jack.
terror porkchops attack cardman jack. vengeful god summons 1 more worshiper, blesses the royal guard if it still lives, else blesses a worshiper, then attacks the terrifying porkchops, if theres more damage to do, then he attacks cardman jack. if still more target some random other entity
>JOE: use hamknife.
>JOE: inform cardman jacks summoner that the jack is out of the bag. be very opaque about your meaning.
>JOE: _. using!


Originally posted on 2017-03-27 16:02:00

WHAT?!?!? THE BRIAN BLESSED BRAIN DIDN'T WORK. WELP, TIME FOR PLAN B

4/20 = Titan Pilot
5/5 = plants. FROM THE FUTURE!!!!!

roots then proceed to sprout up around the vengeful god incarnate and hold it in place, while all around him weeds from garden warfare 2 pop up and begin slapping him, before running to the battlefield and awaiting new orders. and I throw another flashham grenade at the vengeful god incarnate.

Originally posted on 2017-03-27 18:47:00

Bulky Code: 15/20
Judgement: 17/20 (+2 from redstone)
I tell the Virus to use Hack on the VGI, then tell the Hunters for hire (which I will refer to as H4h from now on to save time) to continue attacking, and use Roadkill and Bombs Away
I pick up more sticks, and some stones, and use them to break the bones of the new Royal Guard
+2 redstone

Originally posted on 2017-03-27 21:17:00

19 7/19.
20 5/20

+2 to Battlefury.

Originally posted on 2017-03-27 21:32:00

I look at the Vengeful God Incarnate then I kicked him in the face then I toss some bullets at him while make a star shaped cut on his body also I put him into a box where all those dead worshippers is but one of the dead worshippers turned into a dark necromancer that it used the necronomicon so it will summon some skeletons which can bash the VGI against the wall before the skeletons explode, sending him flying.

I send the VGI to the area where he lands on the hot floor where people could not handle the rising heat.

CHARGES:
Let's start off with this 6/20 +1 from jondanger
First call 6/20 +1 from jondanger

+1 to THE HAMMIEST OF ALL HAMS! (Helldivercommand) and +1 to jondanger

Originally posted on 2017-03-27 22:28:00

let's try this again

I toss a sign saying "ahh" at the Vengeful God Incarnate.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH: 20/20 (+2 from Redstone, +1 from Toast)

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Everyone notices that there is a man screaming very loudly. He stops screaming for a moment and gives earmuffs to everyone that isn't PS. He then starts screaming again.



another charge: 2/5 (+1 from Pricey)

+1 to Redstone, +1 to Toast.

list of people i need to give assists to: pricey

Originally posted on 2017-03-27 23:40:00

uh.
the base HP for a 20-charge is 60,000
the base attack for a 20-charge is 10,000 (i think)
you are trying to have an entity with 50% more hp and several times more attack damage then the charges used for him.
I very, very much doubt this will work unless someone's helping you.
/NULL

Originally posted on 2017-03-28 00:42:00

o---Charges---
Excessive Rose: 19 / 20 (+5, JOE, Simu)
+1 to JOE
+1 to Variant
Current Summons

Ette decides to take a post to go and fix up the Vengeful God. There's just one problem; he's sustained far too much damage to simply heal with needle and thread. She could probably go through the effort of summoning another Seraph, but that'd stress out Marron. Besides, there's no more wing frames for her to use in the creation of the wings. So why not go and gather some belief for the god? Some gods are said to be powered by belief; for example, the great god Banjo the Puppet needed the belief of followers to be able to smite some heathens... which he didn't get. Surely, if Marron went and got some believers in the Vengeful God, she could harness that power and get the god to heal itself?

Ette takes off to the distance, hiking over mountains and hills with only a few puppet rats accompanying her. She eventually comes upon a beautiful lakeside town that apparently has no one dominating deity; some worship some strange person called Aqua in a strange, cult-y way, some worship our lord and savior O glory be to his blessed name Helix, and exactly one person believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Now, the easiest way to instill belief in everyone would be to drag the Vengeful God over himself... which is exactly what Ette decides to do, travelling back to the battlefield and dragging the Vengeful God over by the ear. Of course, given that according to JOE's animation, the Vengeful God is a black stickfigure, nobody really believes in his might or godliness. So she calls up Marron for ideas. And by "call", we mean send telegrams via rats because Ette can't talk.

tc: Why not... dunno, get our god to slay the other gods in combat?

Ette shoots down that idea. Too violent. Besides, one of the gods is Lord Freaking Helix.

tc: ette are you serious
tc: Then why not... instill terror in everyone or something?

Ette's message back can be summarized as "marron are you serious".

tc: ...
tc: Why not... just have a general display of power?
tc: Or maybe offer free stuff or something.

Ette shrugs via telegram. That's one way to do it, even if perhaps not the most morally sound. She gets the Vengeful God to go over to the center of town, while she watches from a distance. The Vengeful God stands in a town square full of people, and awkwardly stares at everyone. Ette gives him a signal. The Vengeful God poses, and then begins to slaughter the hell out of everyone within the general area oh god what-

As it turns out, Ette has unintentionally brought a mass murderer over to the town. About a dozen people lie dead in the plaza, and a few more dozen are injured. The Vengeful God is standing in the center of all the bodies, apparently somewhat rejuvenated from the amount of murder it has committed. It then flies away back to the battlefield, with the people of the town now imbued with the belief of a merciless and deadly god. Ette "sighs". This won't do at all. Sure, she's healed the Vengeful God, but all the death- it's her fault, technically. Ette takes to the streets, stitching up those that she can with her trusty needle and thread. She manages to save most of the people, but still...

That's a lot of bodies. Fortunately, Ette lives in a world where resurrection is possible, and she also happens to live in a world where she has a "buddy" called the Supplier to deliver over some revives. So she places an order via rat telegram, and waits patiently for the delivery truck to arrive. Which it does, nearly hitting her. The Supplier promptly apologizes for their abysmal driving skill, and wheels out a cart of life bottles, over the body of some roadkill. Ette then dons a medical mask (not that she needs to), equips a nurse's cap, and drags the life bottle cart around, pouring them on every corpse that she finds. Soon enough, she's out of bottles, and the entire town has been revived! While the townspeople are happy that the slaughter has been undone, they're still all terrorized and scared from the visit of the Vengeful God. Ette decides that one day, she'll need to make it up to all of them for bringing that fiend over.

But that day is not today. The townsfolk won't be so accepting of Ette for now. Perhaps one day, she'll be able to make it up to them, creating some sort of crazy "combo" attack in the progress. At the very least, the Vengeful God will surely have received from healing from the power of belief.

The Puppet Rats will devour the Living Virus!

Originally posted on 2017-03-28 01:50:00

Oh, yeah.
1412, is it?
Sorry about that, I guess.
Nothing personal.
Just trying to hit things, and your side seemed like it had a lot of things to hit.
Oh, and JOE.
My name is...

He trails off, as he finally realizes the fact that he doesn’t know his own name.
Then, his smartphone goes off. He is less surprised by the fact that he suddenly has a smartphone (though, because of this, the notification sound does startle him slightly) than by the fact that he is actually getting a notification on it. He checks it, and it appears he has an e-mail.

Dear Beta,
That is your name.
Sincerely,
Someone who’s here to help.

Beta (apparently) is somewhat concerned with the e-mail, what with the fact that he never knew this person (and, in fact, still doesn’t), and yet they somehow know more about him than he does. So, he sends an e-mail back to them.

Dear…
...whoever you are,
Who are you, and how do I actually know you’re here to help me?
Sincerely,

He writes “Beta” as the sender, since he doesn’t actually have another name.

Shortly after this, a bazooka with a note attached lands a couple of feet away from him. He first picks up the note.

Dear Beta,
Do you believe me now?
Sincerely,
The person who just sent you that e-mail.

He now believes the sender of the e-mail to an extent, though this does little to make him feel safer. He decides that he ought to at least take this person at their word until they break it, and worry about the implications later. After all, a bazooka is a bazooka, and there are a great many things that could use a good rocket to the face.

So, in the name of at least attempting to remain somewhat neutral, the VGI will be the one receiving the aforementioned rocket to the face.

OH!
JOE, before I forget!
My name is Beta.
Also, sorry about the whole "attacking your entity" thing.
Just gotta maintain some neutrality.
After all, I wouldn’t be very neutral if I only ever attacked one side.
Besides, the VGI appears able to take the hit.


But, in the spirit of fairness, since they did +1 me, +1 JOE/Ire
5/20 An Affront and a Front (+1 JOE/1412)
5/15 Getting the Basics Down (+2 Ire)

Originally posted on 2017-03-28 17:06:00

2/20 Azurewrath
3/20 Kewl Sord
20/20 Crazy_Zilliness, Soul Barbarian Summoning

+2 to Ire

Charge Action
Black snowflakes descend in a circle. A yellow ROBLOXian in Mithril plating and wielding a giant Mithril blade descends in the middle. It also seems to have a plaid hat and a singular black wing. It lands gracefully.

...
How the heck did you get into my account?! My password is impassable!
As I expecteD.
Well, you sE-
Why are you talking so weird?
Excuse my quirK.
Anyways, 21st century passwords are so easy to hack with the tech of todaY. All you need to do is get a password cracking program and a means of time travelinG.
Anyways, nice to meet you, SparkedTheoreM. My name is ElizabetH.
*sigh*

Crazy_Zilliness(?) 45,000/45,000 HP. 0/40 Soul Count. 40 Souls: Fallen Angel Dance. 7 Souls: Fallen Angel Crush. 10 Souls: Doom. 5 Souls: Fallen Shockwave. 7 Souls: Vitality Transfer. Takes 1.5x damage from SMASHes, takes 10% less damage from short attacks.

Souls are gained when attacking an enemy. Crazy_Zilliness will gain 2 Souls per attack, having a 20% chance to get 4.
Fallen Angel Dance: Deal heavy damage to up to 7 entities. (Change to 6 or 5 if OP to you. I think this is justifiable because it takes 10 turns to charge if I'm REALLY lucky.)
Fallen Angel Crush: Deal heavy damage to a single entity.
Doom: Deal small damage and inflict Unholy Wound, which lasts for 3 turns. Unholy Wound deals small damage for its duration and deals moderate damage when its duration ends.
Fallen Shockwave: Deal moderate damage to 3 enemies.
Vitality Transfer: Take 10% of your HP and heal for x10 the HP you took from yourself. Takes 2 turns to perform (One for taking your HP, another for giving it to someone else.) Cannot be performed on self.

Chloe throws some bandages at the Living Virus while Zilli slashes at the VGI with his/her massive blade.

SparkedTheorem constructs a molotov cocktail, builds a cannon, copy-pastes a bunch of molotov cocktails, and fires them all at a Worshipper via cannon.

Originally posted on 2017-03-29 15:49:00

I set up a massive amount of Puppet Rat traps, using a ton of wells, an excessive amounts of cheese, and a ton of Royal Rats.



??? - The Archer 7/10

XX - Judgement 21/100 (4/20+2 from Toast 17/20 0/20 0/20 0/20)

+1 Marron
+1 Toast

Originally posted on 2017-03-29 21:39:00

Ratman: 7/10
avarat awakening->Legal proceedings 5/10 (indecisiveness, bah)
+1 to Battlefury, +1 to helldiver

"HEY Gene Error, as I have decided you are called!" I shout to the zomboss mech. "You got any stabby things in there? Could you use them on the vengeful god? Oh, and you too, Puppet Seraph."
I also take some time to do some cooking. I whip up a delicious brew, which I feed to the Rat Seraph, healing her. I also cook up some horrible brews, to be used later.

Originally posted on 2017-03-30 02:33:00

o---Charges---
Excessive Rose: 20 / 20 (I'll wait for a sec.)
Puppet Plague: 5 / 20 (+4, Variant, Redstone)
+1 to JOE
+1 to Variant
Current Summons

Marron, after taking a moment to pat Ette on the head for a job well done last post, takes up her scythe and decides to practice the HLD-styled Scythe Boomerang Toss technique, because that's really cool and probably a good idea. Marron does a twist, and throws her scythe at a tree for practice. She however, flubs the spin and ends up sending the scythe careening into the Hunter Artillery Emplacement! The scythe bounces around, knocking over all of the people controlling the gun!

The scythe then bounces off of a recently-rebuilt communications tower, bounces towards the console and hits a button, bounces back to the tower, then the console, and so on. Eventually, the scythe hits enough buttons to aim the gun straight up, and hit the fire button. The scythe then rebounds back to Marron...'s legs, tripping her but not cutting her. Marron then gets to witness a massive explosion that levels the Artillery as the shot touches back down on the emplacement.

Originally posted on 2017-03-30 02:58:00

Beta receives another e-mail from the address from earlier.

Dear Beta,
I have decided to send you something else that might help you. Have fun with it!
Sincerely,
Your sponsor.
P.S. This is how you ought to refer to me should you need to.

After a couple seconds, a purple sticky hand lands on Beta’s head. He pulls it out of his hair (no small feat), and starts looking around to see if anything else lands. After about a minute, he receives another e-mail.

Dear Beta,
You seem to have been expecting something to come down, and yet I already sent you something. Do you not like it?
Sincerely,
Your sponsor.

After reading this, Beta comes to what might be a fairly obvious conclusion.

Dear…
You know what, I’m just going to skip the formalities from now on, they weren’t ever really necessary and they’ve started to get old.
For confirmation, was it the sticky hand you sent down?

His “sponsor” is quick in replying.

Dear Beta,
Actually, you’re right, these formalities are getting kind of old.
That’s actually kind of surprising, since we literally only started talking this turn.
Anyway, to answer your question, yes!
I figured that you would need to learn to use unconventional as well as conventional weaponry if you were going to ever hope to compete against the other players in the simulation, so I’m just going to help you along in that!
Have fun!

This knowledge now gained, Beta starts thinking of ways in which he might be able to use a sticky hand in combat.
After a bit of pondering, he comes up with an idea. He takes out a ping-pong paddle, enlarges it significantly, wraps the little loop end (opposite the hand) of the sticky hand around the paddle (not the handle), and throws the other end at the Living Virus 2.0. He then proceeds to pick up the oversized paddle and yank it backward, sending the LV2 toward it from the elastic force of the sticky hand. Then he plays paddleball with it until the sticky hand breaks.


+1 JOE/Ire
6/20 An Affront and a Front
7/15 Getting the Basics Down (+1 Ire)

Originally posted on 2017-03-30 04:01:00

Bulky Code: 16/20
Judgement: 18/20
I see the Living Virus about to get ping ponged by Beta, and shoot the ping pong paddle with a bullet. Several of them. If that doesn't break it, I hit it with a hammer
+2 redstone

Originally posted on 2017-03-30 11:25:00

mastery: 20%
energy: 8/40
rounds till [REDACTED]: 5
NULL.wrp 6/20 +1 ire +1 varient
new: the goal 2/10ish
+2 ire
to beta:
"yeah, I know your neutral and all that, not too much of a problem."
"the only way I would end up being mad is if yours was the deciding blow, but that, as a rule, is unlikely."
"thanks for both of the +1's by the way."
to marronand/orette: "thanks for helping with the encampment"
"and also thanks for healing vengeful god"

[failstobegoodatinteraction]
I look at the hunter artillery thing and open a rift to the land of the samaris, a type of bug-like alien at war with humans. using several perception trimps I take control of a few of their ships and such. first comes a hunter drone, armed with three rockets, and it flys high above the battlefield. the artillery thing launches a couple of rockets, but the drone fires one of its own, bringing the other two down near the hunter artillery and setting some nearby land on fire, trapping the artillery in a smaller area. as it launches several more rockets, a seeker drone flys through the rift and scans it, recognising it as having limited abilitys aside from missile launching, and uses that to inform the home base on how to deal with it. the hunter drone fires another missile at the artillery and quickly moves upwards and forwards to avoid the missiles, before diving straight at the encampment, tricking its missiles into following. meanwhile, its second missile explodes and rocks the encampment. right before it would crash into the encampment, it pulls up and flys quickly across the ground, while the seeker drone takes its place, confusing the missiles and keeping them from moving to not destroy the encampment, also destroying the seeker drone, and damages the outer walls significantly.

theres a large crushing sound and then the sound of something tearing.

the rift starts to widen, sending flakes of reality falling to the floor somehow, as a large, heavily modified PAIN Mech forces the rift open. the rift finally opens enough, and the mech storms forwards, sending an extremely loud sound pulse from one of its speakers, blowing a large ball of fire from the still burning naplam on the ground into the artillery thing and blowing up the several missiles it had just launched. the mech screams again, and the force of the sound tears off large chunks of armor plating. the mech sends a high frequency signal to home base, causing a seeker drone to the carry it a couple of attachable arms. meanwhile, the hunter drone has, unnoticed, returned to base and reloaded, then returned to combat. the PAIN mech bends over to attach the arms, and the artillery encampment takes this time to fire several missiles, but the mechs head-mounted speaker detects them and automatically sends several pulses of sound, knocking the missiles off course and into the air. the PAIN Mech leaps into the air and sends another high-power pulse at the missiles, knocking them into a downwards trajectory and sending it high into the air. the hunter drone zips back and attaches to the Mechs back for a moment, using its rockets to send the Mech back down, allowing it to land behind the encampment right after the missiles rock it again. the PAIN mech quickly turns and kicks a part of the outer wall, pausing for a moment to send another pulse of sound to cause several just-launched missiles to explode still in their tubes. it smashes the wall with its hand and breaks down the edges with several pulses of sound.

upon entering the encampment, it notices several humans, and for the first time detects one of its preprogrammed enemys (humans), activating the PAIN system, which the engineers haven't managed to remove yet, as much of the tech is stolen- they have only managed to reprogram it. the PAIN mechanism causes the human brain piloting this thing to experience immense pain until all its enemys are dead, resulting in it running towards them at full speed and beating them to death, screaming at max volume the whole way. remember, their screams are strong enough to tear off pieces of armor plating and instantly deafen most humans. after that, their work is complete, in that the encampment is dead.
extra attack strength stuff goes to healing vengeful god, if there is any, somehow.


Originally posted on 2017-03-30 11:46:00

I grab some wrenches and stuff and, with the help of Gene Error, hold a Fix Up the Artillery Encampment Work Study/Ice Cream Social. Brews of varying levels of quality are provided. Social actions are made. There's ice cream. PSs aren't invited. A good time is had by all.
By the way if someone could give me +2 (or even two someones) I'd appreciate it.
+2 battlefury

Ratman 8/10
Legal proceedings 6/10


Originally posted on 2017-03-30 19:56:00

Alright guys, you know what? I've had it up to HERE with waiting for 0rigins to actually start updating regularly. So I've made a decision. I'm an impatient git just as much as a lazy one, so we're starting the Reboot, right here and now, in this thread.

But first, I'll answer a few questions that would've been taken into account had the up done the dop.
JOE, the dupliclone retained all of its assorted other abilities, and now makes full strength dupliclones upon dupliclating. It may not have the raw firepower of the royal guard, but it has buildup potential that the other does not.
Redstone, vitality transfer was slightly overpowered. Before I deicded to do this, the cost was gonna be upped to 10, and the healing value reduced to x4 the health lost.

Gimme a sec I need to type up the intro...
*ahe-hem*

The Multiverse is a big, disorganized place. It also has a lot of people living in it. So as is the case with large disorganized places where people live, there are warlords, warlords who seek after power and attempt to hold it through force of strength. Among these warlords, Godmodders, those who have taken the power to reshape reality to their whims and by their rules, are some of the most feared, although few strong ones have been seen for as long as almost anyone can remember.

But that may be about to change. You see, you all, for one reason or another, have come to domain of a Godmodder, rumored to be possessed of a level of strength not seen in many ages, and on this world, the one you have now come to, he has set up his base and, so the rumors go, begun searching the world for ancient secrets and weaponry.
You may have all come here for different reasons, to stop this burgeoning warlord before he can become a threat to the safety of others, perhaps to join him and his rise to greeatness, maybe to kill him and take the things he has found for your own, or maybe you've just come for a good fight. Whatever the reason, you have come.

You all have gathered together, not of want but of necessity. It took you a long time to find a way to get past all the massive barriers on the world, but by pooling your powers, you can punch a hole in the shields around the world, and make your way into the depths of the universe, to see what it contains, and just how true these rumors are...
You find yourselves standing in a cavernous room. It's cool, but not cold. Wires and metal scraps lie about all over the place. Sunlight filters in through a number of holes in the ceiling. That is not the only source of light, as there are a number of people in mech suits who are pulling apart a large control panel on the far side of the room. Everyone stops. You stare at them. They stare at you. Finally one of them shouts "INTRUDERS!" and rushes to the exit, the others turn to you and immediately ready whatever weapons they have on hand.

[big][big]WELCOME TO DESTROY THE GODMODDER: RECONTINENCE.[/big][/big]

EoTB: None, because there wasn't a turn TO End.
"Whoa whoa whoa. What the GORILLA just happened? This is NOT supposed to be a part of the simulation."

Itinerary:
Destroy the Simumodder!
Destroy the Vengeful God!
Keep down the Vengeful God’s summon count!
Keep the Terrain going strong!

Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 92/100. Cool and New Portal Armor [A]. Golden Sun [A].

Heavy Duty Work Mechs x4: [PG] 50,000/50,000 HP
Security Bots x5: [PG] 20,000/20,000 HP


Notes: Ah crap the Itinerary is busted. Just ignore that until I can get it fixed next round.

Originally posted on 2017-03-31 15:25:00

what

I proceed to unleash a massive fart directly at the simumodder. because DTG.

charges:
5/20: titan pilot
1/5: orbital strike

Originally posted on 2017-03-31 15:27:00

what

Originally posted on 2017-03-31 15:46:00