I tell the Living Virus to just murder Vengeful God and have the Hunters go for JOE, to keep him distracted. And I decide to use all of the Malware Blades remaining durability in a single attack, to murderize the Vengeful God. Yes, I'm fairly sure he's immune to the status effect, but in still murderizing it
Bulky Code: 10/20
1's TSN: 9/20 (because I got +5 total I never used last turn)
+2 side of dark

Originally posted on 2017-03-15 22:21:00

4/10 MEDIC!
8/20 Aincrad

+1 to Bfury, +1 to 1412

God_Sloth uses Summon Vehicle and gets an Attack Helicopter. If possible, he flies by the weaker Worshipper and yells "Suprise #############" and unleashes a salvo of missiles before mowing the Worshipper down with the mounted Chainguns.

SparkedTheorem stabs the Vengeful God.

Originally posted on 2017-03-15 22:23:00

o---Charges---
Gaia -> Rat Away: 10 / 10 (+2, Simu)
Excessive Rose: 4 / 20 (+2, JOE)
+1 to JOE
+1 to Battlefury
Current Summons

Marron shows immediate disapproval of the new status effect applied upon her.

tc: N-No! I don't WANT to be a stupid rat!

She immediately breaks out the 10-post that she was once going to use to nuke the Zomboss Training Facility, and... summons another phone. A truck then drives by, driven by the same cloaked figure that always seem to be driving the truck. The figure rummages around in their cloak for a bit, before throwing a small bottle of something to Marron. The liquid inside seems glitched, but maybe it'll do what she wants it to do?

She downs the liquid, then throws up. The figure in the cloak laughs, before tossing something else to Marron. This bottle is labelled "Rat-Away: Apply Directly to Everything!" Marron then dips her hand in the bottle, and proceeds to spread the gel-like substance inside all over her arms and legs, along with her face. Kinda like how one would apply sunscreen. Apparently, this bottle removes 3 Ratitation stacks, dropping it to... -2. While it's not a cure, it seems like it'll stave it off for a little.

Marron, now all covered in this disgusting substance... decides that she's really not in the mood to wallop anything. Instead, she stitches together a puppet, hands it the Nightmarron, and tells it to go crazy. So it does, kicking Marron in the face and running off with the Nightmarron in hand. Marron then gets up, starts yelling at the puppet, and begins to chase it down. The puppet runs directly towards the Hunter Artillery Emplacement; not a very safe place in the slightest! The puppet bashes its face into the main cannon unit, then rapidly slashes into it with the Nightmarron! Marron lunges for the puppet, only for the puppet to launch itself up into the air! Marron ends up diving straight into the cannon, knocking herself silly.

As Marron falls on her butt and waits for the world to stop spinning, the puppet decides to wreak more havoc on the weapon! The puppet unloads (as in takes out the bullets, not shoot them) from the Nightmarron, takes their gunpowder, and dumps the massive pile of powder into the gun barrel! The puppet then tosses in a match that it just so happened to find, and a massive cork to seal up the gun barrel. The explosion tears apart the innards of the weapon, while also destroying the barrel. The explosion manages to snap Marron back to her senses, just in time to see the puppet running off towards what appears to be a communications array. Marron sprints for the puppet, who begins scaling the tower at an alarming rate!

Marron scrambles up the tower as well, the sticky-yet-slippery substance coating her body not making things very easy. What's also not making it easy is the fact that the puppet has actually jumped down from the tower, and is now hacking away at the foundations of the communications tower oh dear. The tower tumbles over onto the artillery unit, causing a massive explosion that launches Marron in the general direction of Ette. Ette quickly patches up all of Marron's wounds that she sustained from this attack, and-

...A singed puppet flies in from the distance, slamming into Marron's face. She immediately stuffs the puppet's head into the ground. Then the Nightmarron flies in, landing in the ground next to Marron. Now she doesn't need to go and get her stuff back. How nice.

The Puppet Seraph uses her hammer to bash the Hunter Artillery Emplacement.

Originally posted on 2017-03-15 23:16:00

redstone, i am 98% certain that using summon vehicle would take god_sloth's action, and 78% certain attack helicopter did not grant double action
/NULL

Originally posted on 2017-03-15 23:36:00

Little rat (ratnuke. deals damage and inflicts ratiation on a target): 1/5
Ratioactive fallout (adds ratiation to PS) 5/11

I look at the second dupliclone and pull out... a chainsaw.tube of lipstick.
Wait no hang on why do I have lipstick I don't wear makeup
anyway I scribble all over the it in lipstick tear it to shreds with a chainsaw.
Blasted Problem sleuth puzzle nonsense...
+2 redstone

Originally posted on 2017-03-16 13:31:00

Alright, since people seem to have missed the announcement:
I'm considering changing the rate at which I update.
I have made a poll to get everyone's opinions, so go to the first page and vote, please and thank you.

/announcement post.

Originally posted on 2017-03-16 15:43:00

5/10 MEDIC!
11/20 Aincrad (+2 from 1412)

+1 to Trackle, +1 to Jon

SparkedTheorem swords a/the healthy Worshipper.

Originally posted on 2017-03-17 00:21:00

+1 Emerald, +1 Jon

And now we're cooking with Uranium (4/20) [ENTITY] (+3 Jon, Redstone)

A War-torn Musical (20/20) [ARTIFACT] (+2 Emerald) DONE
---
With the materials provided from his sources, 'Splodimus finishes his new and improved version of the Bomb Harp; named the Nuclear Heaven. A side project, away from his major, undisclosed superweapon. The lingering burns from the dark pulses the Worshipper was hit with, who knows what force the final weapon version will deliver; if any at all.

The harp itself, being made resembling Terraria's magical harp, was anything but that normal piece of non-destructive weaponry. The strings were pitch-black, yet the harp itself was white with a green glow. Spikes line the outer rim of the harp, curved back towards the holder of the instrument, making it much more sleek in design. Various engravings could be seen on it. Fancy ones, completely unlike what one would expect from an explosives mastermind and grizzled war veteran like 'Splodimus. Just looking upon it fills those same onlookers with awe as the glow and shiny finish of the harp graces the battlements.

Though, clearly, something is incredibly off about this harp. At the single strum of a single string, all that could be heard was the sound of a small nuclear explosion up in the upper atmosphere. A full strum could likely wipe out the nearby area. God only knows what will happen when 'Splodimus begins playing a full song on that thing... And like the Bomb Harp before it, it can easily create an orchestra's worth of sounds. I guess that's attuned to 'Splodimus' own flexibility with these modified harps that he can recreate these sounds, both in quality, speed, and quantity effortlessly for extremely long periods of time. It's stupid, really.

'Splodimus looks straight at JOE, the Vengeful God, and all of the entities JOEbob now has under his command, clearly peeved at what he has to cleave through. You begin to get the impression that 'Splodimus is really beginning to despise what's happening, likely reminding him of a certain other person he once knew.

Then, a devilish half-grin. "Ya wanna get in me way, yer gon' pay th' price!"

Remember how bad it would be if 'Splodimus played a full song on that thing? I think I gave him way too many ideas. The Vengeful God begins to feel uneasy...

The entire area grows exceptionally dark as the Vengeful God is forcibly hauled from whatever it was standing on via some manipulation of the spatial area around it, and slowly warping the fabric of reality around it, throwing it onto a stage of sorts, surrounded on all sides by walls and a roof, built from the ground up to be protected from any apparition; god or otherwise; from both the inside... and outside.

Looking at it's current situation, it's feeling extremely bleak for ol' Vengie. An enclosed room filled with not only himself, but a bunch of other nameless apparitions. Presumably of those 'Splodimus had killed. There were also some repeats, meaning he killed them multiple times over.

And it seems like he wants to erase all of these ghosts - including the Vengeful God - from existence. Which was understandable, as they would likely be haunting 'Splodimus for the rest of his life if he didn't.

The apparitions were also fully gone mad, ripping and tearing at anything still living; their souls broken down, their lives forcibly stripped away, what remained of their hearts twisted beyond recall. And the one thing they desired was to destroy those who lived. If they can't have their life, nobody can have theirs. That is what they believe, as they rip into the very essence and spirit of the Vengeful God, weakening him to the brink of insanity, yet so weak that he could do nothing. Nothing about it. Nothing to rescue him from the depths of this wasteland.

And then, everyone in the encasement heard something. Every single apparition in the dark box stopped what they were doing. They knew what was coming. Their end at long last.

Starting out with a cold, frosted tune, the very spirits of the box's inhabitants begin to freeze solid as endothermic explosions rapidly go off; each note played making the entire thing go further and further to and beyond Absolute Zero. The particularly icy notes dropped the temperature even further. As the box froze even further, the cold is noted to be escaping to the nearby area. Noting how cold it was by the end of the song, 'Splodimus quickly transitions to something more hot and hectic, yet still relaxed compared to songs he could be playing. Explosions filled the icy box with everything in it, quickly turning the entire thing into what basically equates to the center of the sun.

As this new song finishes, all that remained in the box were the charred remains of spirits and Vengeful God.

A more electronic song then begins to play, while still being a bit slow paced. The sounds of nuclear energy fill the air. The remaining ashes begin to scatter around the room from static buildup, intermixing with each other as they fly to their uncontrollable destinations. Each particle lands in a different place, charged so much that arcs of lightning begin to fill the room, creating even more heat than was already present. That's not to mention the radiation suddenly present within; contained, concentrated in the little box. Completely inhospitable. Any normal living thing would be hard pressed to live in such an environment. The sheer desolation and hopelessness of the song seeps into the very fibre of these apparitions' beings, as well as the Vengeful God's. A truly hopeless situation on all fronts.

He finishes with what sounds like a follow-up from the previous song; energetic and radioactive with it's notes, and fast-paced sounds indicate the possibility of the box breaking from pressure, and perhaps some high-powered explosives on the way. And you wouldn't be wrong.

As the song's pacing grows and the number of instruments increases, more and more explosions could be heard from within the box; the apparatus expanding from the sheer amount of energy being exerted on it from the inside. The sheer amount of matter appearing spontaneously in it also strains it, exponentially so. The electronic beats of the music also didn't help matters for the apparitions and Vengeful God, or what remained of them anyway. The sheer energy made their remaining atoms excite so quickly and so ruthlessly, that the electrons there were flying around so fast. And because of the sheer amount of energy being produced by the songs, they detach from their respective atoms, making them horrendously imbalanced charge-wise. As if the sheer amount of electron discharge wasn't enough, the nuclei of the atoms also began splitting from the sheer amount of energy being released from the many explosives. This, in turn, causes more nuclear activity in the small enclosure.

As the song finally ends, and the enclosure very near to breaking, 'Splodimus, immediately after the last note of the song, strums all the strings on the Nuclear Heaven at once. At that same moment, the entire enclosure is blown to bits as a mushroom cloud forms at that location. The atoms that once belonged to the Vengeful God were sprinkled throughout the land... assuming there were any left after that last explosion. That thing was larger than the most massive nukes in the military today, explosion-wise; it would be a shock that anything would survive it.

The fallout there was insane, but as it contacted the Ratiation, the radiation was soon converted to its Rat counterpart, in the span of a minute. What a curious type of radiation... it's good to keep in mind for the future.

However, that last explosion really wore down 'Splodimus. It seems like despite the damage that the thing did to the Vengeful God, it's really quite dangerous, as even 'Splodimus got blown away by the shockwaves, taking 2 AC-piercing damage!

The harp had seen better days, too. JEEZ, You'd think he'd give his new weapon a bit of a warm-up first, don't you think?

'Splodimus picks himself up from the tumble. "Oof. Looks as though I'se gone a wee bit ov'rboard wit it..."

[TL;DR: Because I like Risk-Reward gameplay for whatever reason, I had 'Splodimus make a weapon that damages him upon use. However, with great risk should come great reward, wouldn't you say?

Per use, the Nuclear Heaven may deal some impressive damage to an enemy at the expense of anything equivalent of 2 Player HP. AC-piercing of course. Any changes should be fine.]

Originally posted on 2017-03-17 00:36:00

I send Marron a Toast dakimakura, because she obviously has the hots for her. After that, I send JoeBOB a copy of Bad Rats, giving him Ratiation.
--Charges--
Elevenderizing Hammer: 2/11
Elevent: 2/11
+2 to 1412.

Originally posted on 2017-03-17 01:03:00

mastery 18%
energy: 7/36
mastery of blood 8/15
homeland 3/20+1 ire
the chances of you infliction ratiaton on me with your action is ~0. the cost to inflict a stack of ratiaton is at least 5 charges, maybe 10.
hmmm...
I decide to heal the vengeful god, not dumping a smash or anything, but still, I'm going to heal him up a bit.
firstly, I start preparing for his grand arrival, which will make him happier, which will make healing more effective. I build a small podium-thing and put a carpet across it, where it goes down across the steps, and start painting the stones black, making the red lines seem to glow in comparison. confident this will be enough, I get to work on the actual healing items. first I head over to the orchard from last attack, and ask if I can borrow some apples, to which the hunter replies yeah, sure. I take the apples and dump them in a bag, before going back to the battlefield and starting to brew a potion. man though, stirring a potion is hard work. I decide to buy a snape stirrer from the local 'magic laziness' shop, which stirs the potion for me. I then realise that apple potions will be useless for healing, since i'm not putting health into the potion, and potions give back what you put in, So i use the incredibly bright purple light potion and put on some green glasses so i can only see green. I then raid the pun police headquarters for a pun that equates apples to health, using the potion to blind the guards. I then return to the battlefield and use the magic power of puns to convert all the apples potions into healing potions, which i then pour down the vengeful gods throat by the cauldron.

Originally posted on 2017-03-17 11:21:00

It LOOKS like we'll be moving to twice a week, which, due to the weird way division goes when trying to divide up a week with a prime number of days in it, mostly just means removing the Wednesday update. Giving you 4 days for the weekday update, and Friday, Saturday AND Sunday for the weekend update. Hopefully that'll make it easier for people to get their posts in.

I'm going to leave the poll open until Monday's update, just in case though.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1489590878))

mastery 18% energy: 27/36 2 portals protect vengeful god. 20/20 blood mage +2 simu Using with an eeeevil grin. mastery of blood 7/20 NEW: homeland 1/20 +2 ire, as always. so, heres some trivia. when I initially handed piono the stat sheet for vengeful god, there was an "(incarnate)" to the side of his name. now, you may wonder, what could this "(incarnate)" possibly mean? and what does true incarnation do? and why in the world hasn't JOE used it yet? the answers are thusly: this is the incarnation of the vengeful god, IE: not its full form. true incarnation makes it be its full form. true incarnation costs 15 blood. Vengeful god uses convert, then true incarnation in quick succession. both of his(vengeful god's) actions occur last in the order of the actions of entitys ordered by me. Using blood mage, I inflict converted on the plague doctor, causing him to devote himself to me fully for this turn- I now control him as I would if I summoned him, without bound to the sick. true incarnations absorption targets: Plague doctor, royal guard, any worshipers, and any other entity’s i gain/have control over. plague doctor will heal vengeful god with treatment. worshipers will heal vengeful god, or, if his hp is full, attack hunters for hire. man, if only nobody had healed hanged man, he'd be dead. I walk over to the hunters "hm... you do realise the chances of your survival here are slim to none, correct? I could, if i wished to, kill two of you before either of the remaining duo could lift a finger. the same can be said for any of the people here, if they, again, wished. everyone here could also build you a new orchard, 3 times bigger than your last one. however, experience shows you don't care in the slightest. however once more, If you have the slightest shred of self-preservation, or are willing to take a bribe, then I can build you a wonderful apple orchard." I then proceed to step through a rift and get to work. first, to chop down a nearby oak tree. I grab a gray - shining axe from its holster/sheath on my back and slash it sideways,causing the tree to fall to the ground. I then pick a good 30 or so apples, as well as a few sapplings and a lot of wood. I grab a brown shovel from my bag, dumping the axe back in, and plant the apples regularly, each about 5 minutes from the last. after repeating this for some time, I plant a few more trees and create a snake of green light. it strolls the orchard, brushing lightly against each of the saplings and instantly growing them, as well as growing each of the apples. I grab my axe again and chop down all the trees, before changing them into planks and building a fence around the orchard, and a gate. I pop back over to the field and ask one of the hunters, the one that lost their orchard, "whats your favourite colour?" I then paint all the fences that colour, deciding to buy it from the store this time since the narrative prompt/command line/ piono didn't like my resourceful use of poop and blood. I then forcefully bring the hunters to this orchard and ask if its as good as their last one. if they say yes, I ask if they would leave the field if they could have an orchard like this one wherever their house is. if they say no, I ask how the other is superior and add that in two-fold. I then create an extremely large portal in the ground, and slash at the edges with a wave of heavenly light. the chunk of land lands in front of their farm/whatever, on their property, in a hole i prepared for it, where there old orchard was. I then fix any minor differences in height and enchant it to water itself, and be bug-proof, and reasonably fire-resistant. now, for Reasons I probably can't get them all to leave, but hopefully one of them will.

Whoa. This be bad news.
1 round of Convert inflicted on the Plague Doctor. Entities ordered.
don't worry, elites and bosses will act last in general.

You can't get them all to leave, but the one who lost his orchard finds himself happy enough with the orchard to swear off hunting for the rest of his life.
He lives out the remainder of his days happily tending to his new apple orchard, has a large family and then dies at the ripe old age of 82 when an apple tree is struck by lightning next to him and sets him on fire.

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1489603262))

Wait a minute what's that at the bottom of the PS entity list? Dupliclones? Are we gonna be swarmed in duplicating invisible guys? That won't do. I pull out some generic powder and begin to throw it everywhere, revealing the dupliclones. Once that's done, I grab them both and crush them together, attempting to conglomerate them back together. When that fails to work I "borrow" (by which I mean steal) a needle and thread from Marron and try to stitch them together so that they'll at least be in the same place. And then I "return" (by which I mean return) the needle to Marron. Also I apparently have a new charge now... ok. Ratioactive fallout (adds ratiation to PS) 3/11 Edit: It occurs to me that the dupliclones aren't actually called dupliclones and don't really have a name. whatever, that makes me trust them less.

You sew the two s together with your needle, dealing 2000 damage and making it so that any attack aimed at one will splash onto the other.
I should probably warn you though, that ratiation takes a 5 post charge to inflict one stack of. Your charge right there will only inflict 2 stacks on one person, or 1 stack on two. Unless you target the Vengeful God in which casee it likely wouldn't even inflict 1 because he's an elite and has resist.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1489606813))

dude they'll be gone by the end of the turn, they only have a 4-turn lifespan before they take 30,000 armor-pierce damage. that was the only way i could get them approved in the first place. /NULL

Stop dissuading him from killing them.
LET HIM CHASE HIS DREAM!

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1489609032))

I rub salt in the Vengeful God's wounds. Terry uses The Last Cheer on The Hanged Man. aaa: 10/20 +2 to Darkside

Ouch. 4000 damage to the Vengeful God.
Entity ordered.

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1489616478))

I tell the Living Virus to just murder Vengeful God and have the Hunters go for JOE, to keep him distracted. And I decide to use all of the Malware Blades remaining durability in a single attack, to murderize the Vengeful God. Yes, I'm fairly sure he's immune to the status effect, but in still murderizing it Bulky Code: 10/20 1's TSN: 9/20 (because I got +5 total I never used last turn) +2 side of dark

You charge straight at the vengeful god and break the Malware blade over his head, dealing 5000 damage and inflict 4 stacks of Virus!

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1489616609))

4/10 MEDIC! 8/20 Aincrad +1 to Bfury, +1 to 1412 God_Sloth uses Summon Vehicle and gets an Attack Helicopter. If possible, he flies by the weaker Worshipper and yells "Suprise #############" and unleashes a salvo of missiles before mowing the Worshipper down with the mounted Chainguns. SparkedTheorem stabs the Vengeful God.

Sadly, God_Sloth cannot summon a vehicle and attack in the same round, but he'll summon the attack helicopter just fine.
3000 damage to the vengeful god.

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1489619792))

o---Charges--- Gaia -> Rat Away: 10 / 10 (+2, Simu) Excessive Rose: 4 / 20 (+2, JOE) +1 to JOE +1 to Battlefury Current Summons Marron shows immediate disapproval of the new status effect applied upon her. tc: N-No! I don't WANT to be a stupid rat! She immediately breaks out the 10-post that she was once going to use to nuke the Zomboss Training Facility, and... summons another phone. A truck then drives by, driven by the same cloaked figure that always seem to be driving the truck. The figure rummages around in their cloak for a bit, before throwing a small bottle of something to Marron. The liquid inside seems glitched, but maybe it'll do what she wants it to do? She downs the liquid, then throws up. The figure in the cloak laughs, before tossing something else to Marron. This bottle is labelled "Rat-Away: Apply Directly to Everything!" Marron then dips her hand in the bottle, and proceeds to spread the gel-like substance inside all over her arms and legs, along with her face. Kinda like how one would apply sunscreen. Apparently, this bottle removes 3 Ratitation stacks, dropping it to... -2. While it's not a cure, it seems like it'll stave it off for a little. Marron, now all covered in this disgusting substance... decides that she's really not in the mood to wallop anything. Instead, she stitches together a puppet, hands it the Nightmarron, and tells it to go crazy. So it does, kicking Marron in the face and running off with the Nightmarron in hand. Marron then gets up, starts yelling at the puppet, and begins to chase it down. The puppet runs directly towards the Hunter Artillery Emplacement; not a very safe place in the slightest! The puppet bashes its face into the main cannon unit, then rapidly slashes into it with the Nightmarron! Marron lunges for the puppet, only for the puppet to launch itself up into the air! Marron ends up diving straight into the cannon, knocking herself silly. As Marron falls on her butt and waits for the world to stop spinning, the puppet decides to wreak more havoc on the weapon! The puppet unloads (as in takes out the bullets, not shoot them) from the Nightmarron, takes their gunpowder, and dumps the massive pile of powder into the gun barrel! The puppet then tosses in a match that it just so happened to find, and a massive cork to seal up the gun barrel. The explosion tears apart the innards of the weapon, while also destroying the barrel. The explosion manages to snap Marron back to her senses, just in time to see the puppet running off towards what appears to be a communications array. Marron sprints for the puppet, who begins scaling the tower at an alarming rate! Marron scrambles up the tower as well, the sticky-yet-slippery substance coating her body not making things very easy. What's also not making it easy is the fact that the puppet has actually jumped down from the tower, and is now hacking away at the foundations of the communications tower oh dear. The tower tumbles over onto the artillery unit, causing a massive explosion that launches Marron in the general direction of Ette. Ette quickly patches up all of Marron's wounds that she sustained from this attack, and- ...A singed puppet flies in from the distance, slamming into Marron's face. She immediately stuffs the puppet's head into the ground. Then the Nightmarron flies in, landing in the ground next to Marron. Now she doesn't need to go and get her stuff back. How nice. The Puppet Seraph uses her hammer to bash the Hunter Artillery Emplacement.

You use the Rat-away to put yourself down to -1 stacks of Ratiation.
Your rampage deals 10000 damage to the artillery emplacement!

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1489620962))

redstone, i am 98% certain that using summon vehicle would take god_sloth's action, and 78% certain attack helicopter did not grant double action /NULL

You would be right about that, but I may just have to forbid you from using nullposts while your main post is still available, I'm not really fond of this post timing you're doing.

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1489671090))

Little rat (ratnuke. deals damage and inflicts ratiation on a target): 1/5 Ratioactive fallout (adds ratiation to PS) 5/11 I look at the second dupliclone and pull out... a chainsaw.tube of lipstick. Wait no hang on why do I have lipstick I don't wear makeup anyway I scribble all over the it in lipstick tear it to shreds with a chainsaw. Blasted Problem sleuth puzzle nonsense... +2 redstone

Hooray for refrances! You deal 6000 damage to the weaker and 2000 to the stronger.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1489678981))

Alright, since people seem to have missed the announcement: I'm considering changing the rate at which I update. I have made a poll to get everyone's opinions, so go to the first page and vote, please and thank you. /announcement post.

(self decapitation deprecation noises)

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1489710117))

5/10 MEDIC! 11/20 Aincrad (+2 from 1412) +1 to Trackle, +1 to Jon SparkedTheorem swords a/the healthy Worshipper.

Take sword, apply directly to face. 3000 damage.

QUOTE (DarkSide @ (time=1489710970))

+1 Emerald, +1 Jon And now we're cooking with Uranium (4/20) [ENTITY] (+3 Jon, Redstone) A War-torn Musical (20/20) [ARTIFACT] (+2 Emerald) DONE --- With the materials provided from his sources, 'Splodimus finishes his new and improved version of the Bomb Harp; named the Nuclear Heaven. A side project, away from his major, undisclosed superweapon. The lingering burns from the dark pulses the Worshipper was hit with, who knows what force the final weapon version will deliver; if any at all. The harp itself, being made resembling Terraria's magical harp, was anything but that normal piece of non-destructive weaponry. The strings were pitch-black, yet the harp itself was white with a green glow. Spikes line the outer rim of the harp, curved back towards the holder of the instrument, making it much more sleek in design. Various engravings could be seen on it. Fancy ones, completely unlike what one would expect from an explosives mastermind and grizzled war veteran like 'Splodimus. Just looking upon it fills those same onlookers with awe as the glow and shiny finish of the harp graces the battlements. Though, clearly, something is incredibly off about this harp. At the single strum of a single string, all that could be heard was the sound of a small nuclear explosion up in the upper atmosphere. A full strum could likely wipe out the nearby area. God only knows what will happen when 'Splodimus begins playing a full song on that thing... And like the Bomb Harp before it, it can easily create an orchestra's worth of sounds. I guess that's attuned to 'Splodimus' own flexibility with these modified harps that he can recreate these sounds, both in quality, speed, and quantity effortlessly for extremely long periods of time. It's stupid, really. 'Splodimus looks straight at JOE, the Vengeful God, and all of the entities JOEbob now has under his command, clearly peeved at what he has to cleave through. You begin to get the impression that 'Splodimus is really beginning to despise what's happening, likely reminding him of a certain other person he once knew. Then, a devilish half-grin. "Ya wanna get in me way, yer gon' pay th' price!" Remember how bad it would be if 'Splodimus played a full song on that thing? I think I gave him way too many ideas. The Vengeful God begins to feel uneasy... The entire area grows exceptionally dark as the Vengeful God is forcibly hauled from whatever it was standing on via some manipulation of the spatial area around it, and slowly warping the fabric of reality around it, throwing it onto a stage of sorts, surrounded on all sides by walls and a roof, built from the ground up to be protected from any apparition; god or otherwise; from both the inside... and outside. Looking at it's current situation, it's feeling extremely bleak for ol' Vengie. An enclosed room filled with not only himself, but a bunch of other nameless apparitions. Presumably of those 'Splodimus had killed. There were also some repeats, meaning he killed them multiple times over. And it seems like he wants to erase all of these ghosts - including the Vengeful God - from existence. Which was understandable, as they would likely be haunting 'Splodimus for the rest of his life if he didn't. The apparitions were also fully gone mad, ripping and tearing at anything still living; their souls broken down, their lives forcibly stripped away, what remained of their hearts twisted beyond recall. And the one thing they desired was to destroy those who lived. If they can't have their life, nobody can have theirs. That is what they believe, as they rip into the very essence and spirit of the Vengeful God, weakening him to the brink of insanity, yet so weak that he could do nothing. Nothing about it. Nothing to rescue him from the depths of this wasteland. And then, everyone in the encasement heard something. Every single apparition in the dark box stopped what they were doing. They knew what was coming. Their end at long last. Starting out with a cold, frosted tune, the very spirits of the box's inhabitants begin to freeze solid as endothermic explosions rapidly go off; each note played making the entire thing go further and further to and beyond Absolute Zero. The particularly icy notes dropped the temperature even further. As the box froze even further, the cold is noted to be escaping to the nearby area. Noting how cold it was by the end of the song, 'Splodimus quickly transitions to something more hot and hectic, yet still relaxed compared to songs he could be playing. Explosions filled the icy box with everything in it, quickly turning the entire thing into what basically equates to the center of the sun. As this new song finishes, all that remained in the box were the charred remains of spirits and Vengeful God. A more electronic song then begins to play, while still being a bit slow paced. The sounds of nuclear energy fill the air. The remaining ashes begin to scatter around the room from static buildup, intermixing with each other as they fly to their uncontrollable destinations. Each particle lands in a different place, charged so much that arcs of lightning begin to fill the room, creating even more heat than was already present. That's not to mention the radiation suddenly present within; contained, concentrated in the little box. Completely inhospitable. Any normal living thing would be hard pressed to live in such an environment. The sheer desolation and hopelessness of the song seeps into the very fibre of these apparitions' beings, as well as the Vengeful God's. A truly hopeless situation on all fronts. He finishes with what sounds like a follow-up from the previous song; energetic and radioactive with it's notes, and fast-paced sounds indicate the possibility of the box breaking from pressure, and perhaps some high-powered explosives on the way. And you wouldn't be wrong. As the song's pacing grows and the number of instruments increases, more and more explosions could be heard from within the box; the apparatus expanding from the sheer amount of energy being exerted on it from the inside. The sheer amount of matter appearing spontaneously in it also strains it, exponentially so. The electronic beats of the music also didn't help matters for the apparitions and Vengeful God, or what remained of them anyway. The sheer energy made their remaining atoms excite so quickly and so ruthlessly, that the electrons there were flying around so fast. And because of the sheer amount of energy being produced by the songs, they detach from their respective atoms, making them horrendously imbalanced charge-wise. As if the sheer amount of electron discharge wasn't enough, the nuclei of the atoms also began splitting from the sheer amount of energy being released from the many explosives. This, in turn, causes more nuclear activity in the small enclosure. As the song finally ends, and the enclosure very near to breaking, 'Splodimus, immediately after the last note of the song, strums all the strings on the Nuclear Heaven at once. At that same moment, the entire enclosure is blown to bits as a mushroom cloud forms at that location. The atoms that once belonged to the Vengeful God were sprinkled throughout the land... assuming there were any left after that last explosion. That thing was larger than the most massive nukes in the military today, explosion-wise; it would be a shock that anything would survive it. The fallout there was insane, but as it contacted the Ratiation, the radiation was soon converted to its Rat counterpart, in the span of a minute. What a curious type of radiation... it's good to keep in mind for the future. However, that last explosion really wore down 'Splodimus. It seems like despite the damage that the thing did to the Vengeful God, it's really quite dangerous, as even 'Splodimus got blown away by the shockwaves, taking 2 AC-piercing damage! The harp had seen better days, too. JEEZ, You'd think he'd give his new weapon a bit of a warm-up first, don't you think? 'Splodimus picks himself up from the tumble. "Oof. Looks as though I'se gone a wee bit ov'rboard wit it..." [TL;DR: Because I like Risk-Reward gameplay for whatever reason, I had 'Splodimus make a weapon that damages him upon use. However, with great risk should come great reward, wouldn't you say? Per use, the Nuclear Heaven may deal some impressive damage to an enemy at the expense of anything equivalent of 2 Player HP. AC-piercing of course. Any changes should be fine.]

Nuclear Heaven summoned! I still have no idea what the exact damage boost on this sucker should be.

I have no clue how you played that all on a harp, pretty sure you need extra instruments. And you went out of your way to find actual songs, ones that actually fit! That push is just enough to get you into SMASH territory!
You take 2 damage, the Vengeful God takes 25000!

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1489712605))

I send Marron a Toast dakimakura, because she obviously has the hots for her. After that, I send JoeBOB a copy of Bad Rats, giving him Ratiation. --Charges-- Elevenderizing Hammer: 2/11 Elevent: 2/11 +2 to 1412.

yoiu're gonna get yourself killed there buddy.
And unfortunately it takes more than just a simple one sentence action to inflict a stack of-well whaddaya know it actually worked. 1 stack of ratiation to JOE.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1489749714))

mastery 18% energy: 7/36 mastery of blood 8/15 homeland 3/20+1 ire the chances of you infliction ratiaton on me with your action is ~0. the cost to inflict a stack of ratiaton is at least 5 charges, maybe 10. hmmm... I decide to heal the vengeful god, not dumping a smash or anything, but still, I'm going to heal him up a bit. firstly, I start preparing for his grand arrival, which will make him happier, which will make healing more effective. I build a small podium-thing and put a carpet across it, where it goes down across the steps, and start painting the stones black, making the red lines seem to glow in comparison. confident this will be enough, I get to work on the actual healing items. first I head over to the orchard from last attack, and ask if I can borrow some apples, to which the hunter replies yeah, sure. I take the apples and dump them in a bag, before going back to the battlefield and starting to brew a potion. man though, stirring a potion is hard work. I decide to buy a snape stirrer from the local 'magic laziness' shop, which stirs the potion for me. I then realise that apple potions will be useless for healing, since i'm not putting health into the potion, and potions give back what you put in, So i use the incredibly bright purple light potion and put on some green glasses so i can only see green. I then raid the pun police headquarters for a pun that equates apples to health, using the potion to blind the guards. I then return to the battlefield and use the magic power of puns to convert all the apples potions into healing potions, which i then pour down the vengeful gods throat by the cauldron.

Never assume. It makes a GORILLA out of u and me. You're right, normally it would take a 5 charge, but his action made me laugh for some bizarre reason and I decided in a fit of whimsy to let it work.

Whatever, you have a stack of ratiation extra still, and the Vengeful God has 6000 extra health.

Originally posted on 2017-03-17 15:04:00

EoTB

The Living virus riles itself up, and spazzes out, glitching this way and that, slamming full force into the Vengeful God for 10000 damage. Terry Hintz puts on his best cheering face and lets out a shout of such enthusiasm it puts tears in the Hanged Man's eyes. It also restores him to full health. The Hanged Man decides he will use this amazing gift of new life to take it from others, and opens fire on the s, killing the weaker one and dealing 4000 damage to the greater. God_Sloth equips himself with a vehicle, the attack chopper to be precise.

The Zombie Engineer has been busy for the past few rounds, building something up, and lo and behold, he has finished! The Engineer climbs inside of the brand new ZOMBOSS REPLACEMENT MECHA, and marches back out onto the battlefield with its newfound 80,000 hit points! The hunters for Hire all unleash their ire upon JOE in a flurry of rockets, pain and getting run over by the Huntermobile numerous times. When it's all over, even JOE's portals couldn't save him from the might of 31K attack power (just enough to kill him actually). JOEbob has been WASTED.

The Plague Doctor, now mind controlled, joins in with the rest of the worshippers, throwing a massive 25,000 health restore at the Vengeful God with their combined powers. The Riot Squads circle up and in their transition across the terrain to a safer location wind up trampling Terry Hintz for 3000 damage. The puppet seraph swings its mighty hammer at him as well, smashing into him for 4,000 damage, and bringing up the retribution by the same amount.

finally, the Vengeful God rises up in the air. Another portal slices through the haze and a warrior tumbles out of it, but not for long. The Vengeful God lets out a shout, calling all of its followers to it...


Worshippers killed! Royal Guard killed! killed! Plague Doctor killed!
Vengeful God removed.
Vengeful God Incarnate summoned!

The Simumodder continues being a lazy git and does nothing but hand a couple of +1s to JOE and Ire.

Everything counts up and down.

The Lowdown:
This is MOSTLY the same as the fight before. Basically, the Vengeful God has gotten more health for you guys to deal with (as well as attack power that can actually deal damage), as well as a handful of new special abilities. One of them is another advanced summoning technique, the other one is... probably bad news. Fortunately, unlike the Plague Doctor, JOE can't charge it up with his other entities, he'll have to use an action to provide the Bless and charge it up, and can only do THAT once per round.
That being said... it might be best to kill it within 6 rounds. Who even KNOWS what that special does? Especially now that it's possessed by a boss instead of just a regular Neutral.
My recommendation remains the same. Keep the Vengeful God's summons from getting too out of hand, but pound its face as thoroughly as you can. Remember though, only the Royal Guards are capable of bodyguarding it.

Itinerary:
Regain the Entity Advantage!
Destroy the Vengeful God!
Keep down the Vengeful God’s summon count!
Keep the Terrain going strong!

Entity Advantage: [PS]

Weather: Bloody Spore Storm (1 blood gen for Vengeful God, grants Vengeful God double action. Inflicts 3 rounds of poison on 1 AS entity every round.)
Terrain: Rat Storage Zone (Inflicts 1 stack of Ratiation to all eligible PS entities each round.)

Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 92/100. Cool and New Portal Armor [A]. Golden Sun [A].
Vengeful God Incarnate [PS - JOEbob][BOSS]: Hp: 320,000/400,000. Convert: 1/3. Dupliclone: 1/3. White Was the Night: 1/6 1/50 Blood.
Riot Squads x3 [PS] Hp: 5,000/5,000. ratiation 2/7
Puppet Seraph [PS - Marron] Hp: 95,000/95,000. 4,000/30,000 Retribution. Genesis: 5/5. Blessed. 3000 Regen. ratiation 2/7
Marron [PS - Player] Hp: 15/20. Nightmarron [A] 4/4 Petal Dance. ratiation 0/7
JOEbob [PS - Player] Hp: DED/20. Astral Energy: 19%. Energy Stored: 0/38. Solar Adrenaline: 0/5.

The Hanged Man [AS - Battlefury] - 40,000/40,000 HP. Traitor’s Penance: 4/4. Punishment and Reprimand: 5/5. Torture and Execution: 7/8. 15% dodge. Blessed. 3000 regen. Crying 1 round (25% miss chance)
Knight Crystals x4 [AS - Battlefury] - 9,000/10,000 HP. Poisoned 2 rounds.
Terry Hintz [AS - Jondanger] - 23,000/40,000 HP. Hot Dance 2/2. The Last Cheer 1/5. Super Cool Pose 5/5. The Hottest Dance 6/7.
Living Virus 2.0 [AS - Emerald] - 51,500/60,000 HP. Hack: 4/5. Projectile Virus: 8/10. Adaptation: 0/7. 5% accuracy. 5% dodge.
God_Sloth [AS - redstone]. - 22,000/30,000 HP Summon Vehicle: 1/4 Summon Good Vehicle: 5/6. Poisoned 2 rounds. Attack Helicopter: HP: 6,000/6,000
Zomboss Replacement Mech [AS - 1412] - 78,000/80,000 HP. Poisoned 2 rounds
Hunters for Hire x3 [AS - Emerald] - 10,000/10,000 HP
Huntmobile [AS - Emerald] - 30,000/30,000 HP. Roadkill: 2/3
Hunter Artillery Emplacement [AS - Emerald] - 10,000/20,000 HP. Bombs Away: 2/5
Engie [AS - Player] Hp: 20/20. Emboldened
Tricklejest [AS - Player] Hp: 20/20
SparkedTheorem [AS - Player] Hp: 20/20. Firebrand [A] Durability: 100%
Splodimus [AS - Player] Hp: 20/20. 1 AC, 10% accuracy. Nuclear Heaven [A] 95% durability.



Originally posted on 2017-03-17 15:04:00

mastery 19%
energy: 0/38
mastery of blood 9/15
homeland 6/20 +2 simu
+2 ire
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Oh, I'm dead.
On the ottthhhher hand...
vengeful god, is be great now
so great.
greatest of the greats.
Also, the invisible badguys died, see?
/RESPAWNING
entity orders:
vengeful god: Summon worshiper, bless it.
no other entitys present.

Originally posted on 2017-03-17 16:27:00

Little rat (ratnuke. deals damage and inflicts ratiation on a target): 2/15
Ratioactive fallout (adds ratiation to PS) 8/10 (because the extra 1 wouldn't do anything)

yesss good job engi zombie!
I make a note to allocate him some spare brainz after all this is over. He's a zombie, even if something happens to him he'll be back.
I direct him to fire all the lasers at the vengeful god at the end of turn. All of them.

And, since I destroyed the obscura before I got a chance to use the Ring of Telling Skeletons What To Do, I pull it out and call some skeletons to dig their way out of the rat pile and command them viasong, replacing any pronouns or nouns that would refer to me or my teammates with ones directing them towards the Vengeful God.

"Oh no! It's the skeletons! They're here now, and they want your eyes! They're gonna eat them up like GRAPES FROM THE FARMER's MARKeehhhhht"

+2 to Cyanogynist

Originally posted on 2017-03-17 18:05:00

I summon a medic to perform surgery on the Vengeful God Incarnate. This medic is so bad at his job, he somehow replaces the Vengeful God Incarnate's liver with a hamster.

I then proceed to add the Vengeful God Incarnate's liver to my liver collection.

Terry strikes a Super Cool Pose.

aaa?: 13/20 (+1 from Redstone, +1 from Darkside)

+1 to Redstone, +1 to Darkside

Originally posted on 2017-03-17 19:55:00

o---Charges---
Excessive Rose: 8 / 20 (+3, JOE)
+1 to JOE
+1 to Battlefury
Current Summons

Toast receives a dakimakura of Toast. Marron's face is immediately flushed with red as she hoists up the pillow, and tosses it in a bag. She curls up into a ball on the ground, and begins to shudder. Ette takes the bag, now holding the body pillow, elsewhere while Marron freaks out just a little.

tc: I-I don't...
tc: ...
tc: I-I'm freaking 16, I, what, why, oh my god...
tc: ...

Marron trembles for a few seconds, before crying out in embarrassment and general fluster.

tc: T-T-THAT'S TOO gorillaING LEWD!
tc: AAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Marron's Flustergauge proceeds to flip over and destroy itself, causing her entire body to turn a flushed red. She suddenly goes limp and flops onto the ground, her back on the grass or whatever the battlefield is made up. Apparently, this simple "gift" of ohgodwhy has managed to stun Marron, at least for one post. Ette proceeds to drag Marron off, and plop her head on a non-Toast pillow. She then throws a thick blanket over her sister, and lets her just be stunned for a little. At least her brief moment of rest would allow her to recover a few points of HP. Meanwhile, Ette just sorta shakes her head, and watches over her sister. She'd probably give a stern talk to Cyan... if she could talk.

The Puppet Seraph smacks Terry Hintz again. Ouch.

Originally posted on 2017-03-17 21:17:00

Bulky Code: 11/20
1's TSN: 11/20
+1 Darkside
+1 redstone
I point out that due to how the effect is worded, the weather doesn't actually help the Vengeful God Incarnate, as it's designed to help the Vengeful God specifically. Vengeful God Incarnate is a different entity and therefore unaffected by it. I tell the Hunters (and The Living Virus) to murder Vengeful God Incarnate

Originally posted on 2017-03-18 00:21:00

Cyan is run over by a gorillain' meatcar. The meatcar continues on, until it explodes right in the VGI's face.
--Charges--
One Thousand Source Agents: 3/20
Gelatinous Noob: 5/20 (+2 1412)
+2 to 1412.

Originally posted on 2017-03-18 03:10:00

6/10 MEDIC!
14/20 Aincrad (+1 from Emerald, +1 to Jon)

+1 to Trackle, +1 to Jon

God_Sloth flies over the Vengeful God Incarnate and mows him down.

SparkedTheorem tells the VGI that there is no one to get revenge on or avenge. The VGI then shoots himself. (VGI stands for Vengeful God Incarnate, duh.)

Originally posted on 2017-03-18 20:56:00

Little rat (ratnuke. deals damage and inflicts ratiation on a target): 4/15
Ratioactive fallout (adds ratiation to PS) 10/10
I merrily run through the rats, occasionally grabbing a sparkling one and gathering a bit of shiny dust from it. After a while I've gotten a good handful, which I sprinkle on the puppet seraph and Marron. Ratiation UP for each of them.
If I still have time I'd like to throw the most angry rats I find at the vengeful god's face. Which they will then bite. And then flee from.

+2 Cyan
NEW CHARGE
Rat man(Bigger ratnuke): 1/20

Originally posted on 2017-03-18 21:48:00