-Zombot turrets: direct damage attack, reusable. 25 brainz
-explody bot: gives the facility a 3-round charge attack of moderate strength. 75 brainz
- Dr. Heals: gives the facility and zombies light regen. 100 brainz
-Currency exchange: Allows the conversion of +1s to brainz. 100 brainz
-Sequel Academy: Adds a "random spawn" zombie into the roundly output. It can be an Imp Pilot (weak, has dodge chance and a charged ability that turns it into a large mech unit if it goes off), Pirates (damage dealer with an AoE charged ability), or superhero zombie (has a power counter that increases every round superhero zombie is alive.). Also summons one of each of these upon completion. 300 brainz.
-Tombstone: increases passive brainz generation to 75. 100 brainz.
-recycling:recovers a fraction of brainz from vanquished zombies. 300 brainz.

Special zombies available:
-Flag zombie: fairly weak, but has a charged special that doubles the ZTF's base spawns the round it goes off. 50 Brainz
All-star: Basically just a really strong regular zombie. Boosted health, boosted attack. 125 brainz.
Scientist: Grants light AC to the entire zombie horde. 125 brainz
foot soldier: boosts the attack power of all fielded zombies. 125 brainz
Engineer: Cheapens reusable abilities and gives the ZTF a chance to stun attackers. 125 brainz
-Gargantuar: Very strong, high health, and has a powerful one-use AoE attack at half health. 250 brainz
-Disco zombie: Summons backup dancer zombies every round. Has a charged ability that makes him attack multiple targets and be invulnerable for one round. 250 brainz
-Baron Von Bats: Powerful zombie with a basic damage charged attack. Leeches health from damage dealt. 250 brainz
-Giga gargantuar: Like a gargantuar but better in every way (higher health, higher damage). Has a chain lightning charged ability. Has three uses on the imps instead of one. 600 brainz

portal protects vengeful god.
royal guard bodyguards vengeful god.
worshiper heals vengeful god, else obscura, else royal guard, else me.
vengeful god summons another 2 worshippers.
IF zomboss facility is still alive, the royal guard attacks it instead,

I plan to smash, or try my hardest.
I look at the training facility, and take a ghostly copy of the fire orb from up my rear, which changes into the wand. remember this wand? i used it for a decent while. anyway, I take this wand and point it at the facility, and flames blow forth, bashing into the wall and melting it, slowly but surely, when suddenly I pull my hand back in a semicircle, dragging the nearer flames with it, and gather a large orb of flames. by now, however, any defences the fortress has are oriented towards me, which would probably be a problem, but I doubt they can reorient as fast as teleportation, so I blink twice, once upwards to be on top of my landing spot, which is on the other side of the building and as such obscured from view, and then once to actually land. as I preform the second blink, I release the ball of plasma, causing it to soar downwards and smash into the wall,flinging up a cloud of dust even as it opens a hole in the wall. as I land the wand changes into a bow, with a large arrow.
I take careful aim, before realising I can't see anything, and start repeatedly shooting arrows semi-randomly. after hearing several explosions, I decide to create a fire shield and wait for the dust to settle. once it does so, I Tear open a rift in spacetime and out comes another me, from another world. not the one with the godmodder-like powers, but the one with a honestly much more useful leveling system. he casts stone storm immediately, launching chunks of stone and rock at the facility at high speeds, and moves around very quickly with air, creating holes in the wall at will, and launching orbs of fire and shards of ice at them. after causing massive carnage, he leaves.

I take a pickaxe, which was currently hanging from my nose, and start mining through the walls of the facility, randomly saying stupid phrases like "lets shovel this schist" when theres no schist and i don't have a shovel, or "mining in the moola" when the stuff I’m mining is literally Worthless. after mining out most of the outer walls, I go looking for the resident (zom)boss, and eventually find him.
while he does a generic villain monologue, I start positioning traps and prepare several techniques that require preparation. 5 minutes later, he finishes the monologue, and looks up, only to see that OH HIS GOD THERES A GIANT BOULDER ABOVE ITS FACE AND ITS FALLING!
this lands a heavy blow on his mech, but he barely has time to react before a flurry of arrows of stone and fiery orbs smash into the right side of his mech, twisting it around, and a large spiked orb strikes it in the back, knocking it over into a row of bombs. they then all blow up, launching him upwards into the sky, where one of those scenes where people fight while falling from some high, except theirs no time limit, starts.

I blink to manoeuvre behind him, and stab through the back of its thing, leaving the sword behind, and blink away from his swipe. I then start doing something that looks like that kame hame hah thing, during which the mech tries to hit me repeatedly, but always trips and misses. I then release the beam of energy, punching a hole in the mech. this allows me to attack the weak spot in the future. after launching several more bursts of plasma to distract it, I blink over to the hole and stab it with a sword with the name "blazing hot betty", which electrocutes him and causes the mechs limbs to spasm.
while they are spasming, I gather a large amount of water from the nearby clouds and cast "leviathan", sending an ancient monstrosity of the ocean at him. it swallows him and buys me several extra seconds. I Tear another rift in the world, this time calling for someone else. the Templars, White Knights, and hunters of dragons, arrive and ask where the dragon is. I Inform them that the zombie in the mech is researching ways to mass-produce dragon-human hybrids, which is more then enough to set them against him. its also sorta true- in some of the challenges of PVZ there are zombie-plant hybrids, and snapdragons are one of those plants, so dragon-(undead)human hybrids. the templars get to work, 3 of them attacking the mech while the rest destroy everything the zomboss owns, including all his research. once their done, they leave. I then change form into a dark blue mass of energy, and start slashing holes through the crumbling mech with portal blades, firing waves of white energy at him via rifts to the sun. the "falling and whatever' scene ends, and I summon a cyan spear of light. I pull back, looking at zomboss's highly damaged and barely functional mech, and hundreds of smaller dark blue and dark red spears also appear, rippling slightly. I then suddenly dash over to his mech and stab it with the cyan light spear, which causes all the other spears to fly forwards and impale him.
I pull out the main spear, and throw it upwards. all the other spears fly up to join it, and then soar back downwards, directly into the zomboss's mech, decimating it, and I turn to go.
...
a shadow falls over me.

a mechanical spider-leg whacks into me and smashes me towards a large stone, knocking it over and causing me to fly further upwards. as I soar through the air, cyan gauntlets form on my arms, and then I smash into the ground, causing a cloud of dust to rise from the ground.
the spider mech scuttles across the ground and reaches me, standing over my slightly damaged body, and starts to gather a orb of light, raising four of its legs to focus the beam, when suddenly a bullet/orb of golden energy launches from the cloud of dust and smashes into the spidermech, knocking it backwards and forcing it to use all 8 legs to stay balances.
the dust settles.

I'm standing there, a slight glow around me, and cyan gauntlets still on my hands.
the gauntlets have a confusing mechanism to launch... something, of which there is 5 left.
the mech rushes forwards and trys to stomp on me, only to miss by about half a meter as I leap backwards, reloading the right-hand gauntlet and continuing to fly backwards. it opens fire on me with some turrets on the top of the capsule the zomboss is hiding in, but I block them with the gauntlets, and summon a hook on a rope, throwing it at the capsule midflight and swinging behind the zomboss with this momentum.
I leap to an area out of the reach of the main legs and punch it, releasing the bullet-thing mid-punch, launching back my hand, and with it, my body, while the mech staggers back from the blow. It recovers and scuttles towards me, trying to stomp me several times, but each time i dodge to the side a bit. I then punch upwards and release a projectile, like last time, and slam downward into the ground,while the mech flys upwards for a moment,before almost immediately landing again,though now with a noticeable hole in the bottom of the armor plating.
It moves... sideways? forwards? in a direction, and trys to stomp me repeatedly. I roll out of the way of the first one and end the roll by going into a crouch,and jump backwards out of the way of the second. I shoot one of the gauntlet shot things away from the mech, propelling me towards it, and unleash a second, knocking it back. the angle of my punch launches me upwards, and I manifest a glyph in midair, behind me and almost 2 kilometers above the mech.

I land on the glyph, and point my left hand forwards, causing a series of glyphs, though not all in a line, to appear in front of me. I jump off the glyph and land on the next, continuing downwards and accelerating my actual speed and reaction times with each leap, and continue onwards until finally the mech is in sight. I close my left fist and the next glyph grows brighter, more complicated, and changes colour from its previous colour - gray- to an iridescent blue-red. I land on the glyph, and the world... stops. I pull back my right arm, and it leaves after-images in its wake, each tinted a bright red, and revealing this is some kind of bullet time/ time warp. after a small nudge to a button on the gauntlet, a blue cylinder falling out, leaving its own afterimages, each blue.
I then jump off of the glyph, flying towards the spider-mech and punch it, smashing into the mech and breaking several of its limbs from the force. my momentum causes me to skid along the plating, leaving a dent along the armor and grabbing the trailing hook on a rope from significantly earlier, and swinging with it, landing underneath the mechs main body, which hasn't fallen yet, and reform the gauntlets into a large spiked mace, smashing it upwards into the hole in the armor plating, and breaking the mech.

I then ask the zomboss where it got that mech, only to realising it has already gotten a set of power armor from who-knows-where. the mace disperses, and I take off my socks. they are, naturally, each different. this makes me notorious with the sock police, but they can't really do anything to me unless a descendant calls them, so I don't care. one of them has a cyan mist pattern on them, and the others are made so they look constantly bloody. I ball up the bloody sock while conjuring another cyan-mist sock. I throw the red sock at zomboss and place the conjured cyan sock in the first. the red sock causes large bone structures to rise from the ground, several of which smash into the power suit and knock him off balance.
I grab the cyan sock by the tip, and start swinging it around, mist spreading from it. once the zomboss in power armor can't see me, I suddenly appear behind him,whacking him with the sock over the head. it doesn't do much, but when he trys to attack me, I dissolve into mist, appearing to his side and whack him, vanishing again before he can react, and start to leave small dents in his armor as I gradually increase the strength of my blows. I start chaining together several between teleports, and eventually the zomboss just gives up on hitting me, allowing me to continue hitting him without interruption. I then create 2 glyphs, one at my feet and one further back, and jump back from the first glyph, landing a bit away from the second glyph, skidding back to reach it.
the zomboss lowers his defences, thinking I'm done, only to notice me standing on the glyph and try to raise his defences again, but its too late. I leap forwards and land in front of him, kneeing the zomboss and knocking the power armor backwards. I leap upwards, swinging the sock upwards with the momentum of the leap, and break the power armor.
I then punch the zomboss in the snout to establish dominance and knock him unconscious.
with its defender defeated, the facility is easy pickings for a portal strike to the facedoor, followed by me literally tearing down the walls with my fists and melting holes through others, due to the physical and (fire) magic(al) empowerment of solar adrenaline.
now, this sounds like its a bit too good to be true. solar adrenaline, that is. sure, it has a 5 turn charge, but Why? while not being able to use it afterwards does fit the lore nobody else ever knows, it should be usable initially. to clarify, and dump information you probably don't care about, solar adrenaline provides a boost to those things using 25% of the sunlight in a 30 kilometer radius, but when you use it too often, your body grows used to the power boost and your mind grows addicted to the feeling, and even using it for a few seconds caries the risk. as such, a 5 round wait is necessary to balance it out. this means it is a quite big boost, as long as you don't overdo it. luckily, a ""bit"" of air magic can squish a hour of activity into 30 seconds. this allows me to tear through the facility, ripping bits off and vaporising others, without worrying about time.
however, theres a part in the middle which doesn't melt, so I have to destroy it some other way. its some kind of energy shield of eeeeevilllz, and I can't destroy it with raw force.
so I start hanging things up on it.
specificaly, chamsot/hamsa.
after hanging up a good deal of store-bought hamsa, I realise its not enough, and start to make my own. first I need coloured clay, and heavens forbid I buy it in a store, so I go on a quest to find a river, searching long and hard, until I give up on finding one in this dimension and visit the dimension of wet clay.
this clay isn't coloured yet though!
So I wait until I have to poo, and wash the poop with blood,making a dark-brown dye, which I dye half the clay with.
Then, after putting it in a time bubble so the clay stays wet, I go look for yellow dye, and eventually find a dandelion and use moincreft loogica to get yellow dye from it. using the dyes I have, I create a oversized hamsa with an image of someone(dandilion-yellow) holding up a glowing red (blood) gem, from which beams of light (also blood) shine and destroy a wall (red-brown, poop-blood). I then put it in the oven.
Finally, It is Done! the best hamsa in the world that I've made. I then hang it on the forcefield. the sheer amazingness size of my ego crushes the barrier and leaves a hoard of cowering zombies in front of me. I proceed to slap them repeatedly. a lot. for a very long time.
I then grab a pile of brains and put them at the end of a treacherous dungeon, of which I am the final boss. the zombies train for years, and eventually, one reigns supreme, and has defeated all the others, killing them in the process. he gos on a quest north for brains. first, he trys to pass a long gauntlet, and manages, but with lots of injury’s. after a long time, he reaches the throne room in the base i made for this, and (windings are "*BRAINS", though the * is "webdings"
thus begins a ridiculously difficult boss fight, where he can barely deal one 20th of my hp with a spell. meanwhile, all my attacks require timing down to the 1/10th second to avoid, and he only has 3 healing items.
after i get to half HP, I transform into a beastlike form and regain all my health.
EDIT: finished another thing! the world then turns into a bullet hell and I unleash a flury of attacks significantly harder then the sans fight.
specifically, the attacks are 2 of sans' attacks at once, teleporting back to the spawn point when the second starts, but only possible combinations. after that, he attacks me, but his attack gets portaled for NULL damage.
after a long gauntlet of [will add later?], he manages to beat me
PSYKE.
I kill him with a magical meteor storm and go back to the facility, creating 3 rifts using my own life force and that DTS summoning circle. these rifts lead to the guy who herobrine is the hero of, except its just some non-conflict being who pretends to be that guy and is still really strong, and 2 to the celestial dragon 'skaia', who has the formal title of "skaia, emperor of the skys". the celestial dragon fires an enormous wave of celestial flames, the guy who is pretending fires a shot of red plasma?/energy and when the dust falls, the facility is No More.


Overkill damage, of which there will probably be a decent amount?, goes towards healing the vengeful god with the blood that has been shed by these actions- if this fails or cannot occur or there is somehow still overkill, it kills/hurts living virus.

I run over to one of the coneheads and throw a rock at it. the rock is no normal rock, but in fact the labyrinth of whatever from before, which means its nigh indestructible. the zombies, angry at it, start trying to destroy it. I proceed to grab a sword out of the air and stab them with it. having killed that one, I start siphoning off its blood and fill up a canister with it, which i throw into my inventory. I then start to carve a trench into the ground, triangular, and another one, forming a 6-point star. using low-level blood powers, I obtain all the blood in the corpses of beings like the one that yielded the blood in the canister, and pour it into the trench. the trench glows with unholy light and a red-black arm rips out from the center and grasps around, reaching for a bone needle that manifests next to the circle. It then sews together the vengeful god messily, much worse then ette, only to vanish. as the arm and needle vanish, the thread flashes red and does as well, sealing up the wounds, and healing it.

The Ham Knife: IIIII. Owner: JOEbob
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