33%
0/66
a cold wind 29/30
21/25 The Gilded Chalice
+2 Varient
[continues respawning, ticks up charges]

Originally posted on 2017-06-04 11:59:00

The Fallen: 30/60 (30/30 from me, 0/30)
New charge 5/10
+2 jondanger23
I disappear for the duration of my turn using Present from the Present. Where to? To the future! wooo.

Originally posted on 2017-06-04 18:28:00

13/30 Vengance (+2 to Redstone)
6/20 Halt!

+1 to 1412, +1 to Jon

SparkedTheorem brings out the powerful BFG 50. He puts a laser on it and aims at the Terror Chicken.
SparkedTheorem: Hold still...
The Terror Chicken fails to comply and walks around.
SparkedTheorem: I SAID HOLD STILL!
The Terror Chicken stares at SparkedTheorem. SparkedTheorem promply quickscopes the Terror Chicken in the head.

Originally posted on 2017-06-05 04:54:00

I play Bowling with another Anti-Neutronium Bowling ball with the Student Aides. They are just standing around, after all.

Elemental 10/25 (+1 from Variant)
Rebirth 1/6

+2 to Jondanger23

Originally posted on 2017-06-05 05:39:00

The Fallen: 30/60 (30/30 from me, 0/30)
new charge 7/10 +1 from redstone
+1 Marron, +1 redstone

I ask the student aides for some help with a project. I mean they are there to aid students right

If that fails to accomplish anything noteworthy I divide the math professor by two. by which I mean I slice the math professor in two.

Originally posted on 2017-06-05 05:59:00

o---Chages---
Return: 30 / 30 (+1, 1412) (gonna wait on this for a sec)
Thermal Power: 5 / 20
+2 to 1412
Current Summons

Marron decides to show the Ethics Professor some of her finest works of ethics! She dons a sciency-coat, a projector, and a white pane to project video onto! She shows the Ethics professor a lovely sideshow on her personal brand of ethics, like that time she slaughtered a million rattata to get a Full Heal, that time she ended a society of rats and enslaved them with a puppet-based dictatorship, and that time she cut open a gigantic bird called the Hierophant for keks. She also shows this weird slide that shows the Ethic's professor missing an arm and-

Oh wait, that's not a slide. The Ethics professor is missing an arm. And a lot of blood. Ouch. The worst pain though is that the Ethics professor can't applaud the wonderful presentation. She had beautiful powerpoint slides, great design, layout, and perfect pacing. Apparently, a bloodthirsty puppeteer has a natural talent for these sorts of things.

Originally posted on 2017-06-05 06:34:00

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1496422635))

33% 0/66 a cold wind 28/30 20/25 The Gilded Chalice +2 simu +1AMC +2 Varient Oh, I'm dead? huh. I do the obvious and re-swanrespawn

There's a distant flap of feathers as JOE returns to being in one piece.

QUOTE (A Mirrored Clock @ (time=1496437708))

[PS] I go over to the English Professor and begin applying medical aid to them, sewing up some of their wounds. 8/30 I a little thing called a pawn. +1 from Sim 8/10 A little gift for my friends. +1 from Sim +1 to JOE +1 to variant

Healing, apply directly to injury.
Was that supposed to be a joke? Even I'm not certain.
Maybe I'm just babbling to fill up space.
Either way, 4000 health restored.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1496445895))

11/30 Vengance 5/20 Halt! +1 to Abby, +1 to variable Azurewrath and Bronze Knight attack(!) the Terror Chicken. Meanwhile... SparkedTheorem turns to the English Professor SparkedTheorem: You know, there's # (a) reason ### (why) this ##### (sword) is called Firebrand. SparkedTheorem:Because it ##### (turns) people into ##### (stone).

Whoa. Didn't see that one coming.
I almost have you inflict petrified but realize that given that it's only one out of five professors and petrified increases the bugger's defense while up, that'd be cruel.
So instead you have a regular damage attack for your SMASH, which also incurs an extra usage of your artifact.
25000 damage to the english professor.

QUOTE (DCCCV @ (time=1496449802))

I Just Realized that my "A little investment" has actually in fact gone over it's intended charge cap. I shall rectify that now, by using it. A little investment 24/24 Seeing that my attacks are not doing that much in the grand scheme of things, I perform a hard slash across one of the wings of the Terror Chicken. Searing heat and freezing cold surge along the blade, as energy is randomly distributed across the sword. The resulting slice was so hard that I cut into the space-time continuum, which opens up, sucking me into it. I am transported into the library the professors were in 2 seconds before the Simumodder opened up a portal, where I hit the History Professor with the same slash, knocking him out cold. I am then sucked back into the rift, where I am transported back to the present time. In the Present, the History Professor winks out of existence, since if he was knocked out, he couldn't have gone into the portal to the battlefield. The History Professor's Student Aides also wink out, since they are busy rushing the concussed Past History Professor to the nearest doctor. BOO YEAH. Elemental 8/25

Whoa, that's a lot of damage to do all at once. 20000 damage to the history professor and terror chicken, one student aide killed.
How did the history professor come back? Simple, with his power over history he has some limited control over time, as as anyone who's anyone knows, the past present and future are all blended together into one stretch, one timeline if you will, meaning he still has some control over all of that, it was quite taxing though to perform this feat, hence the damage he took.

QUOTE (randomusername @ (time=1496481195))

I light a box of stale memes on fire, causing the highly volatile mass to begin exploding. I toss the fiery mass at the person who would be offended the most, the English Professor. A Knife 4/27 Oversized Insult Machine 5/21 (+2 from variant) +2 to variant

If you were one of his students he would've just given you an F-, and there wasn't even an assignment handed out.
8000 damage.

QUOTE (variant @ (time=1496510369))

+1 random/DCCCV 17/30 Legitimate Business Enterprise (+8 Mirror/Joe/Random) 28/30 A Snowball’s Chance

#HumHo

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1496514960))

I go up to the Ethics Professor with a briefcase full of cash. "Take this money and leave. What do you mean, 'that goes against my ethics'? Just take the money!" I then smack the Ethics Professor in the face with the briefcase. super mario 128: 12/12 eggscutting I DIDN'T BLOW UP THE LAW OFFICE OR THE DETECTIVE'S OFFICE: 8/30 (+1 from Redstone) Suddenly, exactly 128 clones of Mario appear! Mario Clone: 100 HP (there are 128 of them) Attacks: Generic Punch: 10 damage. Jump: 25 damage, takes one turn to charge. Passives: Weakness in Numbers: For every Mario Clone killed, the others gain 5 damage on all of their attacks. +2 to Redstone

Health buffed to 300 per Mario Clone. This may be either really overpowered, or wind up dealing hardly any damage before it dies. but who knows!

Ahem, I think what you meant to say was: "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY". 7000 damage.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1496573954))

33% 0/66 a cold wind 29/30 21/25 The Gilded Chalice +2 Varient [continues respawning, ticks up charges]

I should probably make the death penalty a bit stronger.

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1496597296))

The Fallen: 30/60 (30/30 from me, 0/30) New charge 5/10 +2 jondanger23 I disappear for the duration of my turn using Present from the Present. Where to? To the future! wooo.

Fuuuuutuuuuurrreeeee.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1496634846))

13/30 Vengance (+2 to Redstone) 6/20 Halt! +1 to 1412, +1 to Jon SparkedTheorem brings out the powerful BFG 50. He puts a laser on it and aims at the Terror Chicken. SparkedTheorem: Hold still... The Terror Chicken fails to comply and walks around. SparkedTheorem: I SAID HOLD STILL! The Terror Chicken stares at SparkedTheorem. SparkedTheorem promply quickscopes the Terror Chicken in the head.

Quickscope. Almost as noscope as a noscope.
7000 damage.

QUOTE (DCCCV @ (time=1496637546))

I play Bowling with another Anti-Neutronium Bowling ball with the Student Aides. They are just standing around, after all. Elemental 10/25 (+1 from Variant) Rebirth 1/6 +2 to Jondanger23

Big boom. Scattered students. Fun. 6000 damage to a student aide.

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1496638761))

The Fallen: 30/60 (30/30 from me, 0/30) new charge 7/10 +1 from redstone +1 Marron, +1 redstone I ask the student aides for some help with a project. I mean they are there to aid students right If that fails to accomplish anything noteworthy I divide the math professor by two. by which I mean I slice the math professor in two.

Sadly, Student aides are students themselves, and all of them are suffering from senioritis so they refuse to help.
6000 damage to the math professor.

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1496640889))

o---Chages--- Return: 30 / 30 (+1, 1412) (gonna wait on this for a sec) Thermal Power: 5 / 20 +2 to 1412 Current Summons Marron decides to show the Ethics Professor some of her finest works of ethics! She dons a sciency-coat, a projector, and a white pane to project video onto! She shows the Ethics professor a lovely sideshow on her personal brand of ethics, like that time she slaughtered a million rattata to get a Full Heal, that time she ended a society of rats and enslaved them with a puppet-based dictatorship, and that time she cut open a gigantic bird called the Hierophant for keks. She also shows this weird slide that shows the Ethic's professor missing an arm and- Oh wait, that's not a slide. The Ethics professor is missing an arm. And a lot of blood. Ouch. The worst pain though is that the Ethics professor can't applaud the wonderful presentation. She had beautiful powerpoint slides, great design, layout, and perfect pacing. Apparently, a bloodthirsty puppeteer has a natural talent for these sorts of things.

I'll clap for the ethics professor. *clap8
8000 damage.

Originally posted on 2017-06-05 16:39:00

Azurewrath and the Bronze Knight perform another massive combo, the two of them together doing an impressive massive sword spin that crashes into the Terror Chicken for a whopping 32000 damage. The Phoenix continues doling out its poultry 2000 damage for the round, and the puppet knight charges forward for another 4000 damage. The Mario clones all band together in a massive group and do their generic punches, dealing 1500 damage.... wow that's even less than what the phoenix does.

The pseudo player follows up on this attack with one of their own, dealing out 12000 damage with their powerful dipole. The Tax Man turns on Azurewrath, Lord of the Void... and immediately taxes him even further into nothingness. Azurewrath destroyed.

The Pro-Simumodders rally together. Victory is close at hand! And suddenly there's an explosion as a molotov cocktail is lobbed right into the middle of them, disrupting all of their attacks, including the Terror Chicken. A large mob of angry villagers has arrived! It looks like the first of the shepherd's backup finally came. The simumodder still hands out +2 to mirror and JOE.

Itinerary:
Destroy the Simumodder!
Destroy the Terror Chicken!

Entity Advantage: [PS]

Weather: Sword Dance (2000 damage to two PS entities every round.)
Terrain: Disaster Relief (heals 2000 health to every entity each round.)

Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 87/100. Golden Sun [A]. Nuclear Heaven [A]
Terror Chicken [PS][Elite] Hp: 33,500/300,000. Chicken out: 2/2. Feathery Wrath: 4/4. Marked. 1 Minus
History Professor [PS] Hp: 47,000/75,000. The Past is Behind Us: 3/5
Ethics Professor [PS] Hp: 35,000/75,000. Unethical: 3/4
Math Professor [PS] Hp: 69,000/75,000. NUMBERS. NUMBERS. 3/6
Science Professor [PS] Hp: 64,000/75,000. Lab Safety Lesson: 3/5
English Professor [PS] Hp: 38,000/75,000. Wirtig Porject: 3/6
Student Aide x3 [PS] Hp: 20,000/20,000
Student Aide [PS] Hp: 14,000/20,000
JOEbob [PS - Player] Hp: 22/22. Astral Energy: 33%. Energy Stored: 33/66. Solar Adrenaline: 1/5. Disorient 1/6

Pseudo-Player [N - Variant]: HP: 16/20. Polarize 2/2. 5/10
Tax Man [N - Variant]: HP: 6,000/40,000. Capital Gains 6/10. 1 Plus

Healing note x4
Phoenix [AS - DCCCV] Hp: 9,000/20,000. ranged.
Puppet Knight [AS - 1412] Hp: 30,000/30,000. Valor: 5/5
Bronze Knight [AS - redstone] Hp: 13,000/40,000.
Mario Clones x128 [AS - Jondanger] Hp: 300/300
Angry Mob [AS] Hp: 100,000/100,000
SparkedTheorem [AS - Player] Hp: 17/20. Firebrand [A] Durability: 45%. Illumina [A] Durability: 90%
Emerald [AS - Player] Hp: 20/20. Blood blade [A] Durability: 100%
1412 [AS - Player] Hp: 20/20. Present from the Present: 1/4. Actions: 1/5.

---

The Local Town: The market
construction crew
Head librarian
JOEbob

Stronghold Monster Corridor
Zombies x2: Hp: 5
Variant.



AS:
Jondanger23
DCCCV
Redstonetam15
1412
Battlefury
Irecreeper
randomusername

N:
Variant

PS
JOEbob
A Mirrored Clock

Originally posted on 2017-06-05 16:39:00

33%
33/66 3 portals protect REDACTED. piono probably knows what i mean...
a cold wind 30/30 Holding. frigid air leaks from the orb of charge as snow manifests, swirls, and melts around it, signaling the charge's completion.
25/25 The Gilded Chalice +2 simu predicted +1 amirroredclock Handing off to emerald for chalice of blood
NEW: Fred the fortune teller 1/10
i honestly have no idea what this's going to do.
+2 Varient
the angery mob has a lot of HP, but i don't think its attack focused, so its probably better to finish off the bronze knight first. the marios are ridiculously weak as long as we leave them be, so I'm,well, leaving them be.
I walk over to the bronze knight and stomp its face in repeatedly with flaming boots before kicking it in the shins and headbutting it into an abyss, where it falls and falls and falls before black windows open up and send sharp spikes into it, which tear through it due to speed. eventually it falls back to the field and slams into the ground very fast.
SIDEQUEST:
I greet the librarian and ask if there are any books on the origin of the simumodder/godmodders in general and how they can be fought etc, intending to discover the location of godmodder related books as those are more likely to contain the information i need.

Originally posted on 2017-06-05 16:52:00

I crush a Student Aide with mountains of crippling debt.

SERIOUSLY, I AIN'T LYING: 14/30 (+2 from 1412, +2 from DCCCV, +1 from Redstone)

+1 to 1412, +1 to DCCCV

charged owed: 1 to 1412, 1 to DCCCV, 1 to Redstone

Originally posted on 2017-06-06 00:00:00

+1 random/DCCCV

22/30 Legitimate Business Enterprise (+4 Joe)
29/30 A Snowball’s Chance

Originally posted on 2017-06-06 05:28:00

Alright guys, so...
I've gotten tired of waiting, and more and more it feels like I don't want to run the Reboot itself with all the expectations people are piling on it. I just want to make a good session with as many people as I can handle, so I'm shooting for it.

https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threa...-renewal.39120/
The session Simumodder was prepping for is finally here. Welcome to Destroy the Godmodder: Renewal.

If somebody wants to try and keep Simumodder up and running in my absence, state so here in thread, and I'll hand over the google doc I keep everything held in and you can start doing updates.

Originally posted on 2017-06-06 18:28:00

i'll keep simumodder running in your absence because i have nothing better to do

also because it's a cool game and i don't want to see it go to waste

but mostly because i have nothing better to do

Originally posted on 2017-06-06 18:43:00

[are you going to dop with the same scheduled, or when? i want to know for Reasons]
/NuLL

Originally posted on 2017-06-06 19:15:00

/null

The keys to the kingdom have been handed to jondanger. Time to update the OP.

Originally posted on 2017-06-06 20:36:00

[PS] I pick the up the arm of the ethics professor, reattaching it, using cloning technology to recreate never ending, and sew it all back on.
8/30 I a little thing called a pawn. +1 from Simm
8/10 A little gift for my friends. +1 from Simm
+1 to JOE +1 to variant

Originally posted on 2017-06-07 00:09:00

Through some complex legal maneuvering, I present to the Professors written proof that they have lost their tenure.

I also direct the Phoenix to gobble up those tasty healing notes.

Elemental 13/25 (+1 from Variant, +1 from Jondanger)
Rebirth 2/6

Originally posted on 2017-06-07 00:31:00

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1496772935))

[are you going to dop with the same scheduled, or when? i want to know for Reasons] /NuLL

Update schedule will basically be the same, yeah.

Originally posted on 2017-06-07 00:42:00

[PS] I sew chaos into the angry mob, by whispering lies, insult, obscenities and other things, making it look like other people said them. The angry mob must spend a turn to regain mob mentality.
9/30 I a little thing called a pawn.
9/10 A little gift for my friends.
+1 to JOE +1 to variant

Originally posted on 2017-06-07 00:48:00

I appear. And stab the english professor in the face with a book on Spanish literature.

1/10 for something
1/30 for something bigger.

Originally posted on 2017-06-07 16:25:00