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random friendly robot shoves the Backbone into my now-empty backside, reviving me at full HP and with intense OPness immediately. I thank this robot. The robot proceeds to waltz off and self-destruct on a 100% random Hostile as dictated by Trololololololololololo targeting. Once that is done, I proceed to use this absurd OP-ness to summon YV for a temporary spiel, and have him immediately Reach the Nuclear Throne (or the Rugname if that has been Reached already), mutating him so he has Back Muscle, Scarier Face, Throne Butt, Laser Brain, a Super Plasma Cannon, and maximum energy. Less relevant information inlcudes that he is Level Ultra, with his other four mutations being Rabbit's Paw, Hammerhead, Rhino Skin, and Trigger Fingers, his other weapon is a Gatling Slugger, and his Ultra Mutation is Back to Bizniz. YV proceeds to right-click in front of the Throne before the Throne can react. The Throne promptly books an express visitation to the Cranky Kong Advice Center as he is immediately turned to ash, dying under the power of six-Super Plasma Cannon shots, to say nothing of me also using the Backbone to obliterate it further. As Erelye is a cool dude I proceed to shamelessly copy _. I then go make other stuff, snagging a random cloak, somehow undamaged, hanging behind the back of the now-very-almost-certainly dead Nuclear Throne (and if not, teleporting it directly off its back). The Proto Cloak || (Base && Ratatoskr && Jormungandr && Fenrir && Veðrfölnir && Tyr && Freyja && Forseti && Nyx) && True Nocte Consumens && Sync: Soulmark Abolitio && Sync: Soulmark Olympia && The Void && The Plane of Elemental Oblivion && Nonexistence = Anarchy (Level ???) Proto Cloak: The cloak worn by the Proto Mutant, hence the name. The Proto Mutant wore the cloak mostly as coincidence, and he was unaware of its true significance. It worked to erase another wearer of a similar cloak, of a similar make and symbol, and thus attach it to another, in an attempt to wipe the living atrocity from every bit of fiction to the best of the ability of both Conflict and Narrative, and to this end he was given this burden to bear, however subtle. The gold symbol on its black back-the Symbol now known as the Curse of Judgement-was plastered everywhere associated with him, as even his sworn enemies and his greatest detractors knew that the idea of the monster continuing to exist was an alternative too harsh to allow. The Proto-Mutant was never one of those, and unawares to all who worked so hard to scrub the horror from existence, he looked for salvation amongst the apocalypse. The Proto-Mutant is that skeleton you shoot before the battle in 7-3, so needless to say he won't mind too much. Sync: An artifical crystaline structure, similar in apperance to a revive. It is extremely brittle but nigh-infinitely immune to all energetical forms of assault. Within its crystaline structure is an amount of ether. In its base form, this Ether is pure, raw soul particulate, with no taint (that is to say, memories/personality/power) in any form. By using abilities at it/near it, it can soak up the power. In breaking the Sync, the power will attach itself to the nearest soul. It is unknown how to create these, as even to the omniscient the path has been lost...Unless you own one of the omnipotent weapons we've got. A Sync's power is designated by Sync: XXX, where XXX is the power. Soulmark: A power specifically designated to a singular soul. It is rare, but very hard, to create soulmarks as they are unique Ether structures that interlock with taint; in other words, this basically makes no two souls alike, taking into account their minor/major/unique Alters. Whether or not a Soulmark's ability can be unleashed is totally random. Soulmarks themselves are not unique, and there can be a theoretically infinite amount attached to one soul, though in practice the record is 9 total, and usually far less. Soulmarks can gain power, but only through the consumption of Ether. The only other consistent thing about Soulmarks is that they are usually attributed to soul dmaage, and thus, soulkilling, so seeing a man with a large soulmark is bound to be trouble. Abolitia: The Soulmark that grants control over the Alightment. It does nothing else. The Alightment itself, for purposes of recording exactly what this does, is basically an existence-level 'nope' to anything energetical by way of being the assimilator. Any energy/soul beings are woefully weak to this, including the Narrative and the Conflict by way of them being Sentient Cosmic Forces. Naturally, the Narrative and Conflict are very careful about who uses this ability, and when they use it. Olympia: A mythological soulmark associated with powerful beings. For such a status, it is surprisingly well-documented: There are about 9 entities with this specific soulmark. This allows one to create (or become) a construct created entirely out of Oblivion energies, herein taking the form of shapes of light, and naturally confers an immunity to Oblivion energies by proxy. Its not unlimited in its applications, sadly, as you cannot apply it to nothingness-it's more of a stepping stone to learning how. Its two most (in)famous applications are the Chains of Light (which is mind control if they connect to a victim's soul, and over time can destroy any and all ability to resist the user within a month; teh only way to stop this is to have something else break the otherwise-frail chain) and the Off-Waves (basically a sphere of destruction). It's most (in)famous user is Tabuu, who was notoriously sealed within Subspace as atonement for crimes lost to the ages, and nearly performed an escape several years ago, only to be mercifully stopped by a band of battling trophies. Anarchy: A cloak that is literally the antithesis of power. It has power of its own, yes, but the greatest power of all is that it can neutralize other power, and so thoroughly that it could, with a sufficiently large body of energy, neturalize the special abilities of everything across all existence. This can break the ultimate defense and block the ultimate offense. Its weaknesses are only comparable to other god-weapons being flung around as otherwise having infinite utility, but being able to completely neutralize those god-weapons is an amazing trade-off. However, its own powers are comparatively limited: It has complete control over Oblivion and Nothingness, and great control over Darkness and Void, which is amazing, but not...Well, OO level. It can also call upon the soul Tattoos of its accursed wielder. The atrocities of the one who held the Curse of Judgement prior to its owner is why there was such a great undertaking to make the symbol associated with the Proto Mutant to the point where it could only ever refer to the Proto Mutant, and not the abomination that previously was associated with it. It had almost succeeded. Their downfall, however, was never informing the Proto Mutant of it. His journey ended with him discovering a legendary Palace, unto which was seated a certain Throne, the last, permanent marker of his power. Inert at the time, he opted to sit upon it, and recreate the place's old guardians, intending it to be his home, for it had water and food aplenty. Realizing their folly-that all roads would lead to this Throne, the one thing still connected to the atrocity-they first attempted to destroy it, but the Mutant was powerful beyond their measure, armed with the world's greatest weapons, able to force the blood to release from the flesh in a violent detonation, and create ammunition from nothing-among other fierce abilities. Since their bitter defeat by his hands, they resolved to simply guard the Throne alongside the guardians, realizing that, though powerful, the Proto-Mutant would never live forever. They were altogether quite unaware of what the Throne really was. Let's say those snippets were Bloodborne-inspired.

The robocop kills a single generic cube.

you explodeifuly the throne for 850,000 damage

ok nice paragraphs

QUOTE (404waffles @ (time=1469453525))

It's not too late to join, right? If not: 404 pops into existence with a Burger King crown on his head. Demonlord Gunlance && Energy Sword && Argent Orb && Railgun = Cyber-Demon Gunlance Cyber-Demon Gunlance: It's a gunlance, except that its blade is made of energy and it's also a railgun. The gunlance is flowing with demonic Argent energy. Kevlar Vest || Reinforced Titanium && Fictional Diamonds && Vibranium Shield && Bedrock Fragment = Unbreakable Vest Unbreakable Vest: Appears to be a Kevlar vest. Almost unbreakable. Fedora && The God Delusion && Replica Katana && Naruto Disc && Body Pillow && Strand of Neck Hair && Hymen Sample && Red Stone of Aja = Fedora of Ultimate Euphoria Fedora of Ultimate Euphoria: The ultimate hat of ultimate destiny. Once it is put on, you can never take it off. This hat allows you to transcend existence, but at the cost of leaving you with -100 CHA. It doesn't matter, as the ultimate being does not require reproduction since it is immortal. I equip my freshly alchemited stuff. Head: Fedora of Ultimate Euphoria Body: Kevlar Vest Weapon: Cyber-Demon Gunlance And then, if my turn still allows it, I empty my Gunlance into the Nuclear Throne, and then tip my fedora.

You craft a number of level -1 items, and equip them, before dealing 100,000 damage to the throne.

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1469466489))

I quickly make a new alchemy. Chemotherapy && Gnome Statue = Keemotherapy. I quickly grab my new weapons and quickly fire it at the Nuclear Throne. Quickly.

Chemotherapy & Gnome statue = Stock Gnome Picture.

What?

You deal 150,000 damage.

QUOTE (Hezetor @ (time=1469479515))

Hezetor equips L'Ultima Armatura, gaining X of armor and some regeneration. (X >= 20 or something) So then, considering that I own the Manipulator let's use it: I manipulate the flow of time and space to rewind for my person, I'm now back a few seconds before L'Ultimo Trono was about to be crafted. Present!Hezetor: Sorry, I can't kill a throne as beautiful as that one, so this is the only thing I can do. Past!Hezetor: wha- Before he can say anything the past version is quickly absorbed by the present version, now I proceed to craft L'Ultimo Trono without the Nuclear Throne. throne || [ ( Wyrmskull Throne && The Emperor's Golden Throne && The Scarlet Throne && Throne of Want && Gravity Throne && Frieza's chair && The Mobius Chair && Throne of the Skies (modular) && The Iron Throne && The Space Throne) && ( Module of Total Manipulation && Module of Reality Manipulation && At the Speed of Zeno && The Manipulator && The Glory of the Stars ) ] = Trono Supremo level: ? Now this might create some paradoxes, so let's solve all of them right away: first off, the Hezetor that was supposed to die by the Throne was absorbed by me, so no problem, then there is the fact that there is no Nuclear Throne around, so I'll just summon one, right now, to conclude all of this I just wait instead of resurrecting. Perfect a time travel without any paradox, see, easy, no problem at all, now I'll let the others kill the Throne, while I sit on my Trono Supremo.

You successfully fully heal the throne, and somehow empower it. WHOOPS.

QUOTE (crystalcat @ (time=1469481683))

Crystal first quickly edits in an inventory spoiler. He then heals himself to full health using the reality-rewriting power of _, before pulling out a massive sword and stabbing it into the very fundamentals of reality itself, below the Source Code of Reality, below even the cosmic background phlebotinum that makes up Fiction, and deleting the 1 from the Cursed Rugname's HP total of 1,000,000. Its HP promptly becomes ,000,000, which translates to 0. The obvious happens. That is, it dies. Inventory Augustan Rod (Level 257) Rod of Alchameth (Level 9) Ochre Monolith (Level -1) Onyx Throne (Level 100) Sidereal Inferno. (Level 65) OCULUS OMNISCIPOTENS (Level -ωω) REVELATUS VERITUS (Level -ωω[sub]ω[/sub]) _ (Level _) Hand of the Tyrant (Level ???) [/color][/color]

The rugname finds a replacement "7", but places it in the wrong spot.

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1469482084))

"did you know that i'm good at video games" ~ raocow?, somehow I do the respawny thing, and also welcome the neckbeard newcomer. And also be sad that Keem gets an alchemy. GORILLA keemstar

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1469483148))

You creates a Markov chain-style alchemy generator, meaning that 'a' now theoretically does infinite damage, as it's level is literally infinity and then some. You then tosses 'a' at Tazz and leaves. In case it wasn't obvious, You was the name of my character.

QUOTE (The_Nonexistent_Tazz @ (time=1469487603))

First, realizing 'a' could do infinite damage if tossed at me, I merely throw up a defensive portal into a random enemy mook. In case this was not intended to do such, I just take 'a' instead and store it. I take the sacrificed goat from last turn, both soul and body, and get an idea. I quickly just eat the soul as it's already dead, doing a grand total of jack since I'm effectively omnipotent, while the body I do much more with. I cut off the horns, and the rest I mold the flesh of into a Golf Club. Time for more alchemization, and I think everyone knows which quote I'm going to exploit next. Golf Club (a Putter if you must know) || Banhammer && Blood Moon && Vein Matters && Chemotherapy && The Incarnate && The Anti-Chuck Norris Turret Tank && The Artemissile && Essence of Chuck Norris && Deleterious Tie = Hole In None (Lv. ???) Hole In None: "A lot of people are switching to these really long putters, very unattractive ... It’s weird." (Golf Ball Bag && Elemental Plane of Infinity) && (Golf Balls || (Supermassive Black Hole && Mythogaum Ingot && The Eye of Notch)) && Deleterious Tie = Brass (Lv. ???) Brass: "It may be elitist, and perhaps that's what golf needs. Let golf be elitist." The glory fries an entity each according to the rules of TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO targeting, while I put down one ball from Brass onto a tee made entirely of Elitism. Yes, I just made Elitism a physical material to play golf with it as a tee, deal with it. In any case, after a solid minute of readying up a shot, I gently poke the ball. It immediately goes flying like a pinball machine, bouncing off of the ground and making crater impacts the size of some planets. Thankfully, this highly-generic landscape is almost infinite in size so no-one cares. Except for the Crimson Scales (or Scale Reapers if the Crimson Scales have been disarmed). They do care, as the balls launch right through them, obliterating them on contact, before finally whizzing into a hole on eighteen courses, netting me a total score of one, a world record for golf. I then proceed to take out the Breeding Pen, An alchemy virtually no-one has used, which is perhaps more perplexing and marvelous than the standard Alchemiter in basically being an Alchemiter for biological creatures, creating loyal monstrosities. I quickly use the power of my assorted alchemies to conjure up a Master Ball, an Eevee and literally every Legendary Pokemon known to existence (re: the ones in the games). I immediately use the powers of the backbone and _ to obliterate any feelings of anything short of absolute loyalty to me, before effectively using the same two alchemies to hack in Mega Evolutions for every Pokemon listed that does not have one (and somehow merging Mewtwo's) and Mega Evolving the ones who DO have them, before shoving literally all of them into the Breeding Pen. Before you ask: I'm going spoiler-free for Sun and Moon so no I don't know their names, and I only barely know the new Fairy-Steel type, so there. Breeding Pen: Eevee || (Articuno && Zapdos && Moltres && Mewtwo && Mew && Entei && Suicune && Raikou && Lugia && Ho-oh && Celebi && Regirock && Regice && Registeel && Latios && Latias && Groudon && Kyogre && Rayquaza && Deoxys && Jirachi && Uxie && Mersprit && Azelf && Dialga && Palkia && Giratina && Manaphy && Phione && Heatran && Cresselia && Regigias && Shaymin && Darkrai && Arceus && Coballion && Terrakion && Virizion && Keldeo && Tornaldus && Thundurus && Landorus && Reshiram && Zekrom && Kyurem && Meloetta && Genesect && Xerneas && Yvetal && Zygarde && Magitana (aka the New Legend) && the Sun version mascot && the Moon version mascot) = Pantheon (LV. ???) Pantheon: The Omega Pokemon. The truly divine entity created when every Legendary Pokemon and an Eevee were merged together, this Pokemon knows no bounds and can reshape all of reality around it on a whim. It can telepathically command any other Pokemon from any range. It is literally the God of all Mons and everything in a Mon genre, not just Pokemon, though unto that domain it is strongest. Its ability is Divine Decree, which prevents all negative effects and combines every good ability into a single uber-ability. Its type is ???, which means it is immune to everything in existence as ??? has no weaknesses. Pantheon is my Pokemon and naturally loyal to me-undyingly so. It proceeds to show this loyalty by further tearing into the (at least wounded) Cursed Crimson Scales(/reapers if the Scales are all dead, all dead), unleashing combinations of every Legendary's signature moves like they were Scratch attacks. this persists for several hours. When done, it returns to me, pleased with its work and I with it. I return it to its Masterball for now and make one last Alchemy. Bow || (Arcus Dei && Life Unto Death && Extreme Bow && Uzi's Uzis && Chemotherapy && Rapidfire Bow && Nether Spire && Superoesque && The Arms of Atlas && Origin Stringx3 && Ultra Golden Heavy Autocrossbow && The bow of Sagittarius && Elemental Plane of Solar && Elemental Plane of Lunar && The Sun && The Moon) = Me and Myself (LV. ???) The Arms of Atlas: If there ever were a bow that Equius could not use because Equius could not pull back the bowstring, this would be it. Only the strongest of beings could ever hope to use this bow, for its bowstring is more like a steel chord than anything. It would also mean that any arrow fired from it must be of a special make to resist the near-lightspeed forces imposed upon it. Of course, if both of those requirements are met, this bow can kill you even if it doesn't hit you and even if you're in another solar system, such force is imposed. Like the Gate, the Antigate is guarded in order to ensure no-one sees it. If any were to fortutiously bypass the considerable voiding done by both Narrative and Conflict, they would also need three very specific items in order to forcefully bypass the many barriers. The second of these is a gilded target upon an onyx door, intended to be broken with a bow. Only the Arms of Atlus could ever hope to propel an arrow with such force as to breach it. Me and Myself: The Will of the Sky. The Bow is powerful, yes, but perhaps more dreaded than that, its arrows WILL find its mark. It will make any journey and traverse any air to slay its target, and cannot waver, cannot stop, cannot be destroyed, and cannot negotiate (especially negotiate). Disregard all of its other fancy powers-they are unlikely to be used in a duel. You will simply have your heart torn out before then. The Antigate's design is supposed to be hard to breach from the outside, but on the other side of the Antigate is a device that would open the way. The Conflict and Narrative have sabotaged this, however, ensuring only one way to open it: the hard way. It also prevents the escape of what lies beyond. ARMORY -The Backbone (LV. 901909 L1) --Mechanical Abilities: -The Wall (LV. ?????????) --Mechanical Abilities: -_________ (LV. _________) --Mechanical Abilities: -Anarchy (LV. ?????????) --Mechanical Abilities: -Hole in None (LV. ?????????) --Mechanical Abilities: -Brass (LV. ?????????) --Mechanical Abilities: -Pantheon (LV. ?????????) --Mechanical Abilities: -The Will of the Sky (LV. ?????????) --Mechanical Abilities:

You make a bunch of stuff. Tragically, your shield reflects the a into *dicerolllllllllllllllllllllllllll...* Scale Behemoth . Tragic. He instantly is converted to an a. Somehow. I decide to not troll you, and you kill the Scale reapers and Cursed Scale.

QUOTE (Erelye @ (time=1469491094))

א0 Dollar Bill && Banner && Deleterious Tie == Call of the Tyrant (Level _.) Call of the Tyrant: "We're dying, we're dying, we need money." ВИСЦЕС psionically places the Call of the Tyrant in the ground, the banner standing erect. A call to arms, for those who know to heed the call. Hah. Lachryma && Dimensional Rosebud && (Rose Quartz || Quartizine && Glass Tubes) == The Mane (Level -1.) The Mane: A series of inlaid rose-tinted tubes constantly pumping lovely lachrymal essence about. When attached to the appropriate construct interface, The Mane can provide constant regenerative effects, reconstructing shattered stone and rent flesh. Similarly, forges a personal pocket dimension within specific constructs, to whatever end is designated by the creator. ВИСЦЕС is retrofitted with The Mane. That, paired with Quartizine, should serve to be a functional enough defense, healing, and revival system. For the present moment, at the utmost least. Zodiacus Behenii is unleashed upon a single Large Generator, expending all three turns of charge it gathered. Hundreds of pinpricks of light glow in the sky. A series of connections in the form of lines are carved in between said points, and a beam of energy of untold size is emitted, burning the Large Generator into a crisp, or as near to one as is possible at the moment. ARMORY ВИСЦЕС (Level i.) Arjwani Cataclysm (Level 85.) Abyssal Dome (Level 901.) Eye of Lazuli (Level 120.) Aleph Null: III (Level -2.) Zodiacus Behenii: III EXPENDED. (Level -2.) Quartizine (Level -1.) Lachryma (Level Fn.) Fluchsetter (Level -1.) Oculus Omniscipotens (Level -ωω) Revelatus Veritus (Level -ωω[sub]ω[/sub].) Deleterious Tie (Level _.) _ (Level _.) The Mane (Level -1.) Call of the Tyrant (Level _.)

You craft a bunch of items, then explode a single large generator.

QUOTE (The_Nonexistent_Tazz @ (time=1469502727))

/null Because of the need to apparently test this, I will now name the mechanical effects (or at least the intended mechanical effects) of my alchemies that I possess. I don't even know what _ does in full other than, simply put, 'ANYTHING,' so I can't give specific mechanical information unless the original creator would will it (meaning, Erelye). The Backbone: Instantly max stats. Capped HP, Regen, AC, and Dodge. Also regenerates AC to cap if shredded. Anarchy: Prevents all special attacks from working on the user, replacing them with normal attacks as if they were made by the same entity. Also prevents instant kill attacks (IE attacks that would drop HP to 0 immediately), even if normal. If no normal attack exists that isn't an instant kill attack, the damage is completely nulled. The Wall: Stops 1 attack on myself and 1 attack on an ally, guaranteed, each turn. Hole in None: Attacks cannot miss; has a chance of damaging another random enemy entity for half damage. Brass: Shreds AC, and ignores what isn't Shredded. Pantheon: Attacks cannot fail when suddenly dead mid-turn, but new attacks cannot be made until revived. Me and Myself: Ignores all AC and Dodge, as well as any other damage-negating effects to deal full damage to the target.

kthanks

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1469525395))

Hyperion uses the Alchemiter again. Caledscratch && Flaming Returning Cog && Assorted Dinosaur Bones && Disc 0 && Elemental Excalibur && All the art from the Rennaissance Period && Runescape Classic= Born Too Late (Level 1,000) ...to explore the New World. Operative's Katana && Niddhogg && Gatekeeper's Scythe && All future DTG0 spoils && All future DTG:T spoils && All future DTG:P&S spoils && Runescape 3 = Born Too Early (Level 3,000) ...to explore the galaxy. Destiny's Call && Gnome Statue && ReshiRazor && All of YouTube on a flash drive && Old School Runescape = Born Just In Time (Level 2,000) ...to browse dank memes. Born Too Late && Born Too Early && Born Just In Time && (Divine Godblade && Aetherian Jadesaw = Awakened Godblade) && Broken Anachronism = Anachronism (Level -1) A powerful blade flowing with the pure essence of time and order. As it has seen all, it subconsciously applies its oldfound and newfound logic to anything around it. Basically, it makes everything make sense. At least as much sense as DTG can make. Hyperion equips the BROKEN Prototype Medigun and Anachronism. He then realizes that he needs some sort of ranged weapon. He then returns to using the Alchemiter. Generic Six-Shooter && Double-chest of Luminite Bars && The Moon && Elemental Plane of the Moon && Moon Lord Trophy && Lunatic Cultist Mask && Enchanted Sundial && Blood Moon = High Moon (Level -1) A six-shooter that holds the power of the moon. Its bullets are basically hitscan. There. Now he's done. Hyperion comes back to the Battlefield, now equipped with High Moon. With Anachronism sheathed, he is prepared for battle. He starts with shooting down the Rugname's troops with High Moon. With the Deadeye ultimate active. Consequently, they all die due to being hit with an ultimate attack from a level -1 alchemy. Then, he unsheathes Anachronism and starts tearing through the remaining troops, and then finally the Rugname itself. It is de-aged to the point that it is just raw materials. Which means it is deud. Inventory Mr. Bones' Wild Ride (Level 1,000,000): Literally a year-long rollercoaster with 4 cars. Slots Taken: 1/4 (Robot Snipers) BROKEN Prototype Medigun (Level -1): The other broken. Gives 5 passive regen. Anachronism (Level -1): A powerful time/order-element blade that applies logic to anything around it. Weakens mechanical effects of the target's alchemies, if the target is a player. High Moon (Level -1): A moon-element revolver. Ignores Dodge.

You kill 400,000 HP worth of rugnamtroops

QUOTE (Hezetor @ (time=1469529229))

I had to absorb that version of me, sad story, but I'm sure he understands. Well let's hope that something like that doesn't have to happen again. I make a copy of the White Monolith and then: White Monolith > Rough= Black Monolith and Reversing Mirror. Then I absorb the Black Monolith and gain some more omnipotence/high level reality warping powers, good job me. Future!Hezetor: Yeah good job. Present!Hezetor: Oh than- Wait if you are here this means... Future!Hezetor: Yeah sorry. The future version proceeds to absorb the present version (gaining his omnipotence and stealing his Trono). Now to avoid another paradox I just have to summon 42 rabbits and this miniature of the Colosseo. Rabbit 23451/23451 HP x 42 They are the killer rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, sorry. While I'm at it I erase from existence all these Highly Generic Cubes.

You gain a stat boost for this life only, and summon a bunch of rabbits, before erasing 20000 damages worth of highly generic cubics

QUOTE (Erelye @ (time=1469537935))

Eldritch Keystone: Tlhutlh || (The Dawn of Time && Active Eldritch Obelisk && Call of the Tyrant) == Labyrinthian (Level _.) Labyrinthian: A hollow hexahedron of pure energy, radiating a peculiar chill. Those attuned properly to the call of the Tyrants can interface with the device, and enter an alternative existence of reality, wholly separate from the realm of our current observation. This second reality is simply brimming with resources, ripe for the harvesting. The multiexistence will simply bend to the will of those within. Melds with the essence of the first being to use it. Server Bank || (Eldritch Keystone: Tlhutlh && (Ancestral Silk && Ancestral Gunpowder && Ancestral Flesh && Ancestral Bone && Ancestral Eye)) && (Creation Reaper && Reformation Core) == Cicatrix Keystone (Level _.) Cicatrix Keystone: An infinite number of digital-arcane simulations, uploaded and running on a twisted recondite artifact. Contains a series of compact and digital multiverses with their own realities and stories, outputting the unlimited collective energies of the realitys' existences for personal use. Can be plugged into the Fortress Interfaces of the Labyrinthian multiexistence. Creation Reaper: Existence's harvest blade. A scythe with a glittering blade and a dark twisted handle, forged in the heart of a dying universe cluster. The Creation Reaper consumes the essence of creation for fuel to its dark hunger. Overuse can utterly annihilate entire universes, wiping them from existence. Reformation Core: The still-beating heart of a Reformation Elemental from Dimension 953. When attached to mechanisms capable of interfacing with its potency, the Core is capable of reconstructing entire universes with little trouble. Tazz and Crystal are both granted Labyrinthian. Now would be the perfect time to add those [TT] tags to our names, Battlefury. ВИСЦЕС heals itself to the extent it can this turn with The Mane, and readies Aleph Null. The first enemy that attacks me will have their attack utterly erased from existence, at the cost of the three turns of charge. One last thing. (Gelum Dei && Full Source Code of Reality-A) && (Ancestral Silk && Ancestral Gunpowder && Ancestral Flesh && Ancestral Bone && Ancestral Eye) == Ancestral Ascendancy (Level Ψ.) ВИСЦЕС casually ascends to the rank of Psi-Godmodder. That means my tag would be [TT-Ψ], I suppose. Hah. In any case, the Abyssal Dome and the Arjwani Cataclysms enter counterattack mode, bombarding anything that attacks ВИСЦЕС into oblivion. ARMORY ВИСЦЕС (Level i.) Arjwani Cataclysm (Level 85.) Abyssal Dome (Level 901.) Eye of Lazuli (Level 120.) Aleph Null: III (Level -2.) Zodiacus Behenii: III EXPENDED. (Level -2.) Quartizine (Level -1.) Lachryma (Level Fn.) Fluchsetter (Level -1.) Oculus Omniscipotens (Level -ωω) Revelatus Veritus (Level -ωω[sub]ω[/sub].) Deleterious Tie (Level _.) _ (Level _.) The Mane (Level -1.) Call of the Tyrant (Level _.) Labyrinthian (Level _.) Cicatrix Keystone (Level _.) Ancestral Ascendancy (Level Ψ.)

You successfully become PSI, woot..

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1469552649))

Stash Spax of Split Personality (Lv 32) R Armor v3 (Level 15) Lenny (Level 1) Bane (Level 666) Tank! (Level 985) HP Self Help (Level -1) Temmie Armor (Level hoi) Dark Shield (Level 50) DS-99 (Level 64) R Armor v3 && Spikes = Thorny R Armor (Level 20) (+3 AC, 20% Thorn Damage) I equip this new armor. I use the Tank! to fire several times at the Ultimo Trono.

What ultimo trono?

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PIONO:ded
CONSUMER: 25/25, 3 AC
COBALTSHADE: 40/40
REVAN: ded
ERELYE:[TT-Ψ] 110/110
HEZETOR: 65/80
CRYSTALCAT: 33/80 10 AC
MODPACK: rip
REDSTONE: ded
Jondanger: ded
TAZZ: 75/80 10 AC

The nuclearthrone mashs everyone with a beam for 15 damage. Everything else murderates Revan and Redstone. Rugname explodes.

MOBS






Cursed Beast 20,000/20,000x5
Cursed Butterfly. 150,000/150,000, 10 AC.
The Nuclear Throne: 1,000,000
Large Generators: 250,000x4





Originally posted on 2016-07-26 23:35:00

I align myself to The Tyrrany. Or really the mild bond me, Crystal and Erelye have forged mucking about with Donald Trump quotes and OP alchemies that surpass the entirety of Suggsverse.

I use _ to create a Sync of unparalleled perfection-holding infinite untainted ether, capable of housing any ability. I use the infinite powers of _ to thus simply create more of itself and flow into the sync-the infinite power of _ somehow converting the infinite amount of ether to housing an infinite, yet equal amount of _. With this done, I destroy the Sync of _, with all of its power safely flowing into me due to all of my increasingly-ridiculous gearsets. Erelye, as the technically-only owner of any copy of _, and as _ can be copied to begin with, naturally is the only one holding the absolute power of _, with us just being designated legal wielders-this, however, alows the burden of absolute power to be shared equally. I then just kind of toss copies of The Backbone at Crystalcat and Erelye. Redundant, yes, but hey, everyone could use omnipotent spines for various purposes. While I'm at it, I copy and infuse into myself every other alchemy I currently possess, and upon the creation of new ones I will do likewise.

The Nuclear Throne's computational systems suffer a near-fatal error from being exposed to this extreme redundancy-egged on mildly by 'a', causing multiple explosions to occur. I subsequently ban Hezetor from making more thrones until the Nuclear Throne is as dead as it gets.

With those exercises in redundancy done, I move to other actions while I'm still here. I take the now-safe 'a' and, well, just kind of store it. As it's supposed to keep me alive and can do infinite damage, but it was never concretely defined in practice, I presume this takes the form of some kind of counterattack to discourage enemies from attacking me-and in presuming it, the presumption becomes reality. I store it with this in mind. I likewise accept Labyrinthian, and create multiple copies to further and further increase the sum total of our owned land. The Tyrant's power knows no bounds, and extends beyond the fold of what is known as existence many times.

Now for more new stuff. I freeze time to create it if I must do so.

Cipher's Call && Magic Cueball Eye && Magic English Eye && Pure Magic Eye && Magic Cueball && Project Binary's Eye && The Tumor && The Pantheon's Library && The Akashic Records && The Red Sun && The Green Sun && Deleterious Tie = Faultless (Lv. _)

Faultless: "Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure,it's not your fault"
-Mechanically: Reveals the full abilities of any targeted entity to the player. Also allows for one-turn mind control on whatever entity is targeted (unless it dies before the EoTB). Bosses (and we mean explicitly labeled bosses) are immune to this effect.

Naturally, while the Nuclear Throne is mentally suffering, I use Faultless to hijack its AI. As its previous round was used on a weak beam, orb, presumably turrets, and a strong beam, I forcibly order it in its mind-controlled state to do the following: Mash the Cursed Crystals (PCs) with the Weak Beam (in NT, the Beam is one of the few things that pierce's Crystal's shield so they can't tank it); Orb the Cursed Beasts; apply vigorous bullet hell to the Cursed Butterfly; and finally, Strong Beam the Cursed Butterfly as well. Well, if it's alive by then, anyways. If its dead, huzzah.

I then move on to another alchemy. As Piono has surrendered his outdated alchemies to me-well, first off, that. As he's wrapped up Rapture's Glory, might as well finish what he started.

Caledfwlch && Every Spoil of War in DTG2 bar the Godarm (I'm not repeating the whole bloody list) = Victor's Spoils (Lv. 7500)

Victor's Spoils: A drop in the pond of OP at this point, but it's just a stepping stone, who cares.

Oblivion's Destroyer || Ancestral Gunpowder && Ancestral Bone && Ancestral Flesh && Ancestral Eye && Ancestral Pearl && Disc of Mojang && The Black Monolith && Fourth Wall && The Red Sun && The Green Sun && The Fez && The Hexahedron && Update Terminal = OBLIVION (LV. Ψ)

OBLIVION: Allcaps, yay! In any case, it's only Lv. Psi because it has all five Ancestral Artifacts and the Disc of Mojang, which was enough for Scratch-and there's more to it than that. I suppose I could ascend myself to Psi-Rank. It means next-to-nothing except formal prestige at this point. I suppose that also makes me [TT-Ψ] now?
-Mechanically: I now have an additional 30 HP and 10 AC beyond the caps for HP and AC, but cannot be manually healed by any source. Attacks that are reduced to 0 damage for any reason have a 50% chance to heal me by 1 HP. In addition, I now negate AC-ignoring attacks.

Rapture's Glory && Victor's Spoils && OBLIVION = The Bane (LV. 925 L1)

The Bane: In case you're wondering what 'L1' means, that means Loop 1, as in, 'this alchemy's level is so high that it warped around the entire range of levels available in order to become a positive number, but a regular level X alchemy is nothing compared to this so we have to acknowledge it somehow and this is it. Also NT references.' In any case, The Bane, Piono's signature overpowered sword, is now mine. He believed that nothing stronger would ever come about, or at least doubted the possibility. Huehuehuehue, we sure blew that one out of the water. Might as well at least complete it for his mild sake-he couldn't carry on this project himself, the poor thing. The power radiating from this thing is nevertheless...Quite a bit.
-Mechanically: Attacks Splash on up to 2 random enemies with equal damage.

As Piono is gone forever from RFE, I copy the Bane once and plant it over-wait, no, he doesn't have a grave. Well, first I create a mildly majestic tomb and plant a copy of The Bane into the Gravestone in case he returns. Let it not be said that the will of the Tyrant cannot be generous and prosperous. The Nuclear Throne (or the Rugname if it is dead) is further assailed by the force of my Generosity...As I planted the sword in quite hard, and even though it's a bit of a drop in the pond at this point, it's still a doomsday weapon of epic proportions.

While I'm at it, might as well put my own spin on things.

Me and Myself && Bane = Vengance (Lv. -909 L1)

Vengance: A bow of a bronze substance, with the fury of the multiverse behind every arrow, and then some. The stars will align to slay thy foes.

All the world is a stage, and that includes the audience. Stealing the spotlight is dangerous for this very reason-the play is impromptu and everyone forgets they're all part of the act.
-Mechanical Abilities: Cannot miss, negates any effect that would diminish damage, splashes to 2 targets.

Huzzah. I take my new ultimate bow and snipe the Nuclear Throne with it, with the splash nailing the Large Generators and the Cursed Rugname. If the Throne is dead, I target the Rugname directly and the Cursed Crystals and Cursed Beasts instead.

Anything else? Hrm, perhaps one more thing...One more very stupid thing. First.

Book on Biomechanics && Book on Nanomachines && Breeding Pen Alchemiter Upgrade= Breeding Pen Alchemiter Upgrade V.2

Breeding Pen Upgrade V.2: Allows use of non-biological entities and take Pantheon again, infuse every alchemy of my own creation into its being for additional power, and shove it into the Breeding Pen, along with any nonliving entity.

With my infinite power (from sources I feel I no longer need to explain) I put in Pantheon into the new Breeding Pen, and then conjure up all of the rest of the following entities/items for my own use.

Pantheon && All Terminae && All Agents && All First Guardians && All Unfantomable Ones/Horrorterrors/Eldritch Abominations/Lovecraftian Horrors/ect && The Conflict && The Narrative && The Neutrality && All 11,000 elemental planes && The Black Monolith && The Red Sun && The Green Sun && The Tumor && The Secret && The Few && The Cha<0>s Butterfly && Psycho Waluigi && The Proto Mutant && All Trope Gods && The Office Fan && The entirety of Project Nexus && The Entirety of the Dark Carnival && The MirthfulMessiahs && The entirety of the IUPC && All Anti-Godmodders && All Godmodders && Omega Flowey && Asriel Dreemur, God of Hyperdeath && sans && W.D. Gaster && Bill Cipher && GLaDOS && IKEA && The Chair God && The Squid && Yog-Sothoth && Unity && Unite && Probect Pinary && O O O O /O\ O O O O && The Advanced Superiors && The Curse-Bearers && The Incarnate && All Universe Eaters && Chara && Flumpty Bumpty && All DTG Bosses && Yung Venuz && Yung Cuz && The Oracle of the Void && The Duck && Wilson && Willow && Inari && Mikoto && Gail && Glitch Temmie && Annoying Dog && The Council of 9 && The OP Scale && The Residents of the Velvet Room && The Glitch && The Operators && The Alchemiter (fully upgraded) && Deleterious Tie && All Alchemies past, present & future && All Things in Fiction, Nonfiction, Existence, Nonexistence, all between, all betwixt, and all the hypothetical and theoretical things && Myself =

The Alchemiter explodes, with Pantheon being spat back out and literally nothing else of that absurdly massive group of overpowered things surviving, seemingly. Pantheon, naturally impossible to harm, gets to their feet, looking into the ominous smoke cloud. It clears and everyone sees...My god, they see!

...Well, me. As I was before, just stronger. Everyone groans at the anticlimax. Obviously, I survived-I merely merged all of that stuff into myself via the Alchemiter, huzzah. I have my reasons.

As Erelye's about to do something important, I make sure Pantheon is perfectly equipped to deal with everything.

Gosh this is so stupid but it's so fun.



Originally posted on 2016-07-28 00:06:00

The Call of the Tyrant claims technical dominion over the entirety of this existence, having prevailed against all other possible opposing player forces. A massive stadium coalesces out of nothing, covered in banners detailing the clandestine call of the Tyrant. Upon seeing these, hundreds of hostile beings and other monsters, including the entities currently supposedly serving as the opposition, file into the stands. The stadium is packed, centered on a central stage and podium.

A massive screen above the podium reads "АЛОУ ЕМ ЦАЕР ГАРАТХ - 2016." The crowd waits with bated breath. Very slowly, a pair of massive doors beneath the screen slide open. The lights in the monolithic stadium dim. Several bands on the sides of the stage begin to play "We Are the Champions." A thick fog pours out of the open doors, and a figure becomes visible.

The uncountable number of people in the stands begin practically screaming, the applause drowned out by the billions of fanatics. The figure just stands in the fog, faceless, observing all. The audience's screaming ruptures the eardrums of any organic being within five miles of the convention.

A ghostly white man with a pale gray suit, possibly fake hair extensions, and a tie dripping with blood slowly emerges from the fog. The already-insane crowd seems to grow frantic, the roaring growing ever louder. The figure steps up to the podium. The audience lets out one last burst of screaming, before quieting to hear the words of this Deleterious Tyrant as the words on the screen change to match his name.

"Wow, what a crowd tonight, folks." Those in attendance immediately begin roaring with applause and cheering. The Tyrant raises a hand to quiet the crowd.

"Thanks, really. It's amazing. Thank you. It's great to be here in the V tonight, and it's great to be in WРЫПОГХАСР-РФЕ." Yet more cheering breaks out, and slowly fades away. "Our existence is in some serious trouble. We don't have victories anymore. We used to have victories, but now we don't have them. When was the last time anybody saw us beating, say, ЕМ-ФАРС in a crossover. Doesn't happen anymore. They're killing us. We're dying. We're dying. We need money. But I beat ЕМ-ФАРС all the time, folks. All the time."

The massive gathering erupts into raucous applause and cheers. "And when did we beat ЕМ-ЦАЕР at anything? They're laughing at us, they're laughing at our stupidity. Fiction has become a dumping ground for everyone else's problems, and we've gotta get tough, and we've gotta get smart." The roar of the crowd seems to be unending, at this point, merely quieting somewhat so that they can hear the words of the Tyrant, and rising to unbearable levels when he is not speaking.

"Now, people tell me 'well, Mister Tyrant, you're not a nice person.' I say so what." One can practically feel the applause collectively breaking the sound barrier. "ЕМ-ЦАЕР is sending us their charge preventions, they're sending us their damage caps, they're god-thieves-" The audience boos the mentions vehemently. "-and some, I assume, are good concepts. They send us this shit and they want us to be 'nice people?' I say hell no, no way." The crowd once more enters into unbearable applause.

"The Narrative and the Conflict will tell you that there's nothing you can do about it, that we've just gotta sit tight and everything will get better. Well, we know it isn't going to get better. The Narrative and the Conflict are terrible at endings. I'm great at endings, though, folks. I'm the best at endings." Chants of "BREAK THEM UP" ring across the stadium, with an undertone of endless cheers.

"Now, the Narrative and the Conflict will make you align with them. It's terrible, really. You don't have free will anymore. They're cheating us, ladies and gentlemen. They're cheating us, and they're friends of mine. And I'm going to make them pay. They'll make you say You're With Them. I've got a different idea, and I'm going to say it right here. It's huge, let me tell you. I'm With You, the people. I am your voice."

Unbridled cheering, applause, and raucous screaming erupt throughout the V. "So, for everyone who wishes for their branchinations and their cores and their kids' cores to have a great future, I'm With You. I will fight for you, and I will win for you."

The Deleterious Tyrant raises a finger to quiet the gathering, and then points both hands at the crowd. "And, you know how we're going to do that? We're gonna-" The audience roars, as one, "MAKE FICTION NONEXISTENT AGAIN!"

"So, I gladly accept your nomination. We will be strong again. We will be proud again. We will be safe again. And we will make Fiction nonexistent again. Thank you."

The Tyrant turns, heading back through the doors to window-shattering waves of sound in the form of approval. The platform bearing the podium itself slides back, and ВИСЦЕС rises from the depths. It glows with an ungodly energy, channeling the power of the _. With a pop, all of the light in existence is sucked away, and color is drained from all. ВИСЦЕС stands as a shining beacon of hope for those in the stadium. Then, it cracks, the avatar released.

_ && (The Labyrinthian || Supermassive Black Hole) == The Revolution (Level _ L_.)

The rubble falls to the ground, and the stadium disappears with a pop. A pinprick of darkness remains where the center of the podium existed mere minutes ago, ever-growing. The dot hungers. It is The Harvest. This Harvest is met by another force, and the two annihilate each other instantaneously, leaving naught behind, save for two background plot forces, just for all of you players.

The Revolution: "If a bank is too big to fail, it's too big to exist."

ЛИЛТ ЕQ МУЛВРИ, ЕМ.
ИОУЦОС ВИЫ ЦТХКЕ.
ИОС АЛОУ ЕМ ЦАЕР ГАРАТХ.
ИХ УЦОСЦО WИНЕН.
ИОВЕТАС. ВЕРИТУС.













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Originally posted on 2016-07-28 00:19:00

I respawn.

Originally posted on 2016-07-28 01:44:00

I duplicate myself. One of me ascends with VISCES while the other will stay to make sure worship of the Tyrant persists eternally. I also use the backlash of the results of Erelye's post to obliterate the field entirely, JUST in case we didn't have an instant-win as I mildly suspect of Battlefury at this point.

I just sit back and sip cosmically-enhanced lemonade, healing myself.



Originally posted on 2016-07-28 02:26:00

I tip the fedora and transcend 19 planes upward to the Real World. I go to Battlefury's house and threaten to send him to the shadow realm unless he kills all monsters on the field. Also, while I'm there, I acquire a Stand Arrow and stab myself with it, giving me the Stand "The World".

armory


Originally posted on 2016-07-28 09:58:00

Hyperion reveals that he had been in another page. Yes, he's in a literal page of the forums. He then returns to the Alchemiter. But first he informs FG Battlefury that he has no health bar displayed.

Shield of the Godslayer && The Vile Shield || Anachronism && Infinity Blade && Infinity Cleaver && Infinity Edge && Infinity Swords && Infinity Daggers && Infinity Spear && BROKEN Prototype Medigun = Infinity Shield (Level -2)
Best shield in the game. Still has time/order powers.

Superosque && Daedalus Stormbow && Chlorophye Shotbow && Phantasm && Tsunami && Ultimate Madoka's Bow && Post-Sacrifice Homura's Bow && Composite Bow && Origin String && Ancestral String && Opal's Bow && Ultimata Dertoxus && Every single one of Kriemhild Gretchen's Grief Seeds && Every other Witch's Grief Seed && A BILLION UPVOTES && A BILLION DOWNVOTES = Ultimata Composite (Level -1 L 99)
WHAT THE gorilla. This bow blasts out almost just enough dakka with one release of the string. Almost. Powered by the wielder's karmic weight. Travels the wielder in time in place repeatedly to build this up.

Greater Orb Of Quintessence && TROLOLO Targeting System && Trollteacher's Chalk && Every Rage Comic in existence && Every Rickroll in existence && Every SiIvaGunner Rip in existence = Trolololorb (Level 420 L 69)
Always finds a way to kick your ass. And that's how the people of this dimension got express visitations to the Cranky Kong Advice Center. All at the same time.

Terrarian (the Yoyo) || Ultimata Composite && Ancestral Gel && Ancestral Stinger && Ancestral Lens && Ancestral Eye && Ancestral Bone && Ancestral Flesh && Ancestral Pearl && A spritesheet of every Geometry Dash icon ever && A mixtape of every Geometry Dash song ever && Every episode of Madoka Magica && Anachronism && Infinity Shield = The Law of Cycles (Level PSI L 99)
A really OP yoyo. Hyperion then ascends to PSI+.
Material Explanation time:
Every "Ancestral x" that wasn't mentioned before: Terraria had Ancestral Artifacts too. At least in the RFE timeline.

Hyperion changes his alignment to [MDK-PSI+].
It either stands for Mardek, Cyanogynist's DTG:T character, Morgan David King, the guy that made Fingerbang, a song that's going to be in GD, or Madoka. You actually don't know.

Hyperion equips all these, and returns to the Battlefield.

-RECLAIM LANDSCAPE-

The Battlefield returns to normal.

"THE ARMS RACE IS ON."



Originally posted on 2016-07-28 09:59:00

QUOTE (The_Nonexistent_Tazz @ (time=1469660796))

I align myself to The Tyrrany. Or really the mild bond me, Crystal and Erelye have forged mucking about with Donald Trump quotes and OP alchemies that surpass the entirety of Suggsverse. I use _ to create a Sync of unparalleled perfection-holding infinite untainted ether, capable of housing any ability. I use the infinite powers of _ to thus simply create more of itself and flow into the sync-the infinite power of _ somehow converting the infinite amount of ether to housing an infinite, yet equal amount of _. With this done, I destroy the Sync of _, with all of its power safely flowing into me due to all of my increasingly-ridiculous gearsets. Erelye, as the technically-only owner of any copy of _, and as _ can be copied to begin with, naturally is the only one holding the absolute power of _, with us just being designated legal wielders-this, however, alows the burden of absolute power to be shared equally. I then just kind of toss copies of The Backbone at Crystalcat and Erelye. Redundant, yes, but hey, everyone could use omnipotent spines for various purposes. While I'm at it, I copy and infuse into myself every other alchemy I currently possess, and upon the creation of new ones I will do likewise. The Nuclear Throne's computational systems suffer a near-fatal error from being exposed to this extreme redundancy-egged on mildly by 'a', causing multiple explosions to occur. I subsequently ban Hezetor from making more thrones until the Nuclear Throne is as dead as it gets. With those exercises in redundancy done, I move to other actions while I'm still here. I take the now-safe 'a' and, well, just kind of store it. As it's supposed to keep me alive and can do infinite damage, but it was never concretely defined in practice, I presume this takes the form of some kind of counterattack to discourage enemies from attacking me-and in presuming it, the presumption becomes reality. I store it with this in mind. I likewise accept Labyrinthian, and create multiple copies to further and further increase the sum total of our owned land. The Tyrant's power knows no bounds, and extends beyond the fold of what is known as existence many times. Now for more new stuff. I freeze time to create it if I must do so. Cipher's Call && Magic Cueball Eye && Magic English Eye && Pure Magic Eye && Magic Cueball && Project Binary's Eye && The Tumor && The Pantheon's Library && The Akashic Records && The Red Sun && The Green Sun && Deleterious Tie = Faultless (Lv. _) Faultless: "Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure,it's not your fault" -Mechanically: Reveals the full abilities of any targeted entity to the player. Also allows for one-turn mind control on whatever entity is targeted (unless it dies before the EoTB). Bosses (and we mean explicitly labeled bosses) are immune to this effect. Naturally, while the Nuclear Throne is mentally suffering, I use Faultless to hijack its AI. As its previous round was used on a weak beam, orb, presumably turrets, and a strong beam, I forcibly order it in its mind-controlled state to do the following: Mash the Cursed Crystals (PCs) with the Weak Beam (in NT, the Beam is one of the few things that pierce's Crystal's shield so they can't tank it); Orb the Cursed Beasts; apply vigorous bullet hell to the Cursed Butterfly; and finally, Strong Beam the Cursed Butterfly as well. Well, if it's alive by then, anyways. If its dead, huzzah. I then move on to another alchemy. As Piono has surrendered his outdated alchemies to me-well, first off, that. As he's wrapped up Rapture's Glory, might as well finish what he started. Caledfwlch && Every Spoil of War in DTG2 bar the Godarm (I'm not repeating the whole bloody list) = Victor's Spoils (Lv. 7500) Victor's Spoils: A drop in the pond of OP at this point, but it's just a stepping stone, who cares. Oblivion's Destroyer || Ancestral Gunpowder && Ancestral Bone && Ancestral Flesh && Ancestral Eye && Ancestral Pearl && Disc of Mojang && The Black Monolith && Fourth Wall && The Red Sun && The Green Sun  && The Fez && The Hexahedron && Update Terminal = OBLIVION (LV. Ψ) OBLIVION: Allcaps, yay! In any case, it's only Lv. Psi because it has all five Ancestral Artifacts and the Disc of Mojang, which was enough for Scratch-and there's more to it than that. I suppose I could ascend myself to Psi-Rank. It means next-to-nothing except formal prestige at this point. I suppose that also makes me [TT-Ψ] now? -Mechanically: I now have an additional 30 HP and 10 AC beyond the caps for HP and AC, but cannot be manually healed by any source. Attacks that are reduced to 0 damage for any reason have a 50% chance to heal me by 1 HP. In addition, I now negate AC-ignoring attacks. Rapture's Glory && Victor's Spoils && OBLIVION = The Bane (LV. 925 L1) The Bane: In case you're wondering what 'L1' means, that means Loop 1, as in, 'this alchemy's level is so high that it warped around the entire range of levels available in order to become a positive number, but a regular level X alchemy is nothing compared to this so we have to acknowledge it somehow and this is it. Also NT references.' In any case, The Bane, Piono's signature overpowered sword, is now mine. He believed that nothing stronger would ever come about, or at least doubted the possibility. Huehuehuehue, we sure blew that one out of the water. Might as well at least complete it for his mild sake-he couldn't carry on this project himself, the poor thing. The power radiating from this thing is nevertheless...Quite a bit. -Mechanically: Attacks Splash on up to 2 random enemies with equal damage. As Piono is gone forever from RFE, I copy the Bane once and plant it over-wait, no, he doesn't have a grave. Well, first I create a mildly majestic tomb and plant a copy of The Bane into the Gravestone in case he returns. Let it not be said that the will of the Tyrant cannot be generous and prosperous. The Nuclear Throne (or the Rugname if it is dead) is further assailed by the force of my Generosity...As I planted the sword in quite hard, and even though it's a bit of a drop in the pond at this point, it's still a doomsday weapon of epic proportions. While I'm at it, might as well put my own spin on things. Me and Myself && Bane = Vengance (Lv. -909 L1) Vengance: A bow of a bronze substance, with the fury of the multiverse behind every arrow, and then some. The stars will align to slay thy foes. All the world is a stage, and that includes the audience. Stealing the spotlight is dangerous for this very reason-the play is impromptu and everyone forgets they're all part of the act. -Mechanical Abilities: Cannot miss, negates any effect that would diminish damage, splashes to 2 targets. Huzzah. I take my new ultimate bow and snipe the Nuclear Throne with it, with the splash nailing the Large Generators and the Cursed Rugname. If the Throne is dead, I target the Rugname directly and the Cursed Crystals and Cursed Beasts instead. Anything else? Hrm, perhaps one more thing...One more very stupid thing. First. Book on Biomechanics && Book on Nanomachines && Breeding Pen Alchemiter Upgrade= Breeding Pen Alchemiter Upgrade V.2 Breeding Pen Upgrade V.2: Allows use of non-biological entities and  take Pantheon again, infuse every alchemy of my own creation into its being for additional power, and shove it into the Breeding Pen, along with any nonliving entity. With my infinite power (from sources I feel I no longer need to explain) I put in Pantheon into the new Breeding Pen, and then conjure up all of the rest of the following entities/items for my own use. Pantheon && All Terminae && All Agents && All First Guardians && All Unfantomable Ones/Horrorterrors/Eldritch Abominations/Lovecraftian Horrors/ect && The Conflict && The Narrative && The Neutrality && All 11,000 elemental planes && The Black Monolith && The Red Sun && The Green Sun && The Tumor && The Secret && The Few && The Cha<0>s Butterfly && Psycho Waluigi && The Proto Mutant && All Trope Gods && The Office Fan && The entirety of Project Nexus && The Entirety of the Dark Carnival && The MirthfulMessiahs && The entirety of the IUPC && All Anti-Godmodders && All Godmodders && Omega Flowey && Asriel Dreemur, God of Hyperdeath && sans && W.D. Gaster && Bill Cipher && GLaDOS && IKEA && The Chair God && The Squid && Yog-Sothoth && Unity && Unite && Probect Pinary && O O O O /O\ O O O O && The Advanced Superiors && The Curse-Bearers && The Incarnate && All Universe Eaters && Chara && Flumpty Bumpty && All DTG Bosses && Yung Venuz && Yung Cuz && The Oracle of the Void && The Duck && Wilson && Willow && Inari && Mikoto && Gail && Glitch Temmie && Annoying Dog && The Council of 9 && The OP Scale && The Residents of the Velvet Room && The Glitch && The Operators && The Alchemiter (fully upgraded) && Deleterious Tie && All Alchemies past, present & future && All Things in Fiction, Nonfiction, Existence, Nonexistence, all between, all betwixt, and all the hypothetical and theoretical things && Myself = The Alchemiter explodes, with Pantheon being spat back out and literally nothing else of that absurdly massive group of overpowered things surviving, seemingly. Pantheon, naturally impossible to harm, gets to their feet, looking into the ominous smoke cloud. It clears and everyone sees...My god, they see! ...Well, me. As I was before, just stronger. Everyone groans at the anticlimax. Obviously, I survived-I merely merged all of that stuff into myself via the Alchemiter, huzzah. I have my reasons. As Erelye's about to do something important, I make sure Pantheon is perfectly equipped to deal with everything. Gosh this is so stupid but it's so fun. ARMORY -The Backbone (LV. 901909 L1) --Mechanical Abilities: Maxes the caps for HP, AC, Regen and Dodge Chance immediately, and regenerates AC if shredded. -The Wall (LV. _) --Mechanical Abilities: Blocks the first attack against me and a random allied player per turn. -_ (LV. _) --Mechanical Abilities: _ -Anarchy (LV. -9) --Mechanical Abilities: Prevents all instant-kill effects and all special attacks, neutralizing them into equivalent normal attacks made by that entity. If those are still instant-kill or special attacks, no damage is taken. -Hole in None (LV. _) --Mechanical Abilities: Cannot miss, attacks have chance to rebound onto another enemy for half-damage. -Brass (LV. _) --Mechanical Abilities: Shreds AC and ignores what AC is not shredded. -Pantheon (LV. 100 L1) --Mechanical Abilities: If I am killed mid-turn, my actions still go through but I must still respawn the next turn before more can be made. -Me and Myself (LV. -9) --Mechanical Abilities: Ignores AC, Dodge, and any other effect that would negate this attack to deal its full damage to the target. -'a' (LV. Green) --Mechanical Abilities: All attacks made against the user, successful or otherwise, will return the full, unmodified damage to the attacker, even if the attack in question kills me. -Labyrinthian (LV. _) --Mechanical Abilities: ??? -Faultless (LV. _ --Mechanical Abilities: Reveals all information on targeted entities. Also allows for one-turn mind controls of the targeted entities, bosses excluded. -Rapture (LV. 75) -Archangel's Blade (LV. 100) -Cherubic Rapier (LV. 200) -Rapture's Glory (LV. 1000) -Victor's Spoils (LV. 7500) -OBLIVION (LV. Ψ) --Mechanical Abilities: I now have an additional 20 HP and 10 AC beyond the caps for HP and AC, but cannot be manually healed by any source. Attacks that are reduced to 0 damage for any reason have a 50% chance to heal me by 1 HP. In addition, I now negate AC-ignoring attacks. -The Bane (LV 925 L1) --Mechanical Abilities: Attacks Splash on up to 2 random enemies with equal damage. -Vengance (LV. -900 L1) --Mechanical Abilities: Cannot miss, negates any effect that would diminish damage, splashes to 2 targets. -Myself () --Mechanical Abilities: Player Character you moron

i just have you wipe out everything instead.

QUOTE (Erelye @ (time=1469661589))

The Call of the Tyrant claims technical dominion over the entirety of this existence, having prevailed against all other possible opposing player forces. A massive stadium coalesces out of nothing, covered in banners detailing the clandestine call of the Tyrant. Upon seeing these, hundreds of hostile beings and other monsters, including the entities currently supposedly serving as the opposition, file into the stands. The stadium is packed, centered on a central stage and podium. A massive screen above the podium reads "АЛОУ ЕМ ЦАЕР ГАРАТХ - 2016." The crowd waits with bated breath. Very slowly, a pair of massive doors beneath the screen slide open. The lights in the monolithic stadium dim. Several bands on the sides of the stage begin to play "We Are the Champions." A thick fog pours out of the open doors, and a figure becomes visible. The uncountable number of people in the stands begin practically screaming, the applause drowned out by the billions of fanatics. The figure just stands in the fog, faceless, observing all. The audience's screaming ruptures the eardrums of any organic being within five miles of the convention. A ghostly white man with a pale gray suit, possibly fake hair extensions, and a tie dripping with blood slowly emerges from the fog. The already-insane crowd seems to grow frantic, the roaring growing ever louder. The figure steps up to the podium. The audience lets out one last burst of screaming, before quieting to hear the words of this Deleterious Tyrant as the words on the screen change to match his name. "Wow, what a crowd tonight, folks." Those in attendance immediately begin roaring with applause and cheering. The Tyrant raises a hand to quiet the crowd. "Thanks, really. It's amazing. Thank you. It's great to be here in the V tonight, and it's great to be in WРЫПОГХАСР-РФЕ." Yet more cheering breaks out, and slowly fades away. "Our existence is in some serious trouble. We don't have victories anymore. We used to have victories, but now we don't have them. When was the last time anybody saw us beating, say, ЕМ-ФАРС in a crossover. Doesn't happen anymore. They're killing us. We're dying. We're dying. We need money. But I beat ЕМ-ФАРС all the time, folks. All the time." The massive gathering erupts into raucous applause and cheers. "And when did we beat ЕМ-ЦАЕР at anything? They're laughing at us, they're laughing at our stupidity. Fiction has become a dumping ground for everyone else's problems, and we've gotta get tough, and we've gotta get smart." The roar of the crowd seems to be unending, at this point, merely quieting somewhat so that they can hear the words of the Tyrant, and rising to unbearable levels when he is not speaking. "Now, people tell me 'well, Mister Tyrant, you're not a nice person.' I say so what." One can practically feel the applause collectively breaking the sound barrier. "ЕМ-ЦАЕР is sending us their charge preventions, they're sending us their damage caps, they're god-thieves-" The audience boos the mentions vehemently. "-and some, I assume, are good concepts. They send us this shit and they want us to be 'nice people?' I say hell no, no way." The crowd once more enters into unbearable applause. "The Narrative and the Conflict will tell you that there's nothing you can do about it, that we've just gotta sit tight and everything will get better. Well, we know it isn't going to get better. The Narrative and the Conflict are terrible at endings. I'm great at endings, though, folks. I'm the best at endings." Chants of "BREAK THEM UP" ring across the stadium, with an undertone of endless cheers. "Now, the Narrative and the Conflict will make you align with them. It's terrible, really. You don't have free will anymore. They're cheating us, ladies and gentlemen. They're cheating us, and they're friends of mine. And I'm going to make them pay. They'll make you say You're With Them. I've got a different idea, and I'm going to say it right here. It's huge, let me tell you. I'm With You, the people. I am your voice." Unbridled cheering, applause, and raucous screaming erupt throughout the V. "So, for everyone who wishes for their branchinations and their cores and their kids' cores to have a great future, I'm With You. I will fight for you, and I will win for you." The Deleterious Tyrant raises a finger to quiet the gathering, and then points both hands at the crowd. "And, you know how we're going to do that? We're gonna-" The audience roars, as one, "MAKE FICTION NONEXISTENT AGAIN!" "So, I gladly accept your nomination. We will be strong again. We will be proud again. We will be safe again. And we will make Fiction nonexistent again. Thank you." The Tyrant turns, heading back through the doors to window-shattering waves of sound in the form of approval. The platform bearing the podium itself slides back, and ВИСЦЕС rises from the depths. It glows with an ungodly energy, channeling the power of the _. With a pop, all of the light in existence is sucked away, and color is drained from all. ВИСЦЕС stands as a shining beacon of hope for those in the stadium. Then, it cracks, the avatar released. _ && (The Labyrinthian || Supermassive Black Hole) == The Revolution (Level _ L_.) The rubble falls to the ground, and the stadium disappears with a pop. A pinprick of darkness remains where the center of the podium existed mere minutes ago, ever-growing. The dot hungers. It is The Harvest. This Harvest is met by another force, and the two annihilate each other instantaneously, leaving naught behind, save for two background plot forces, just for all of you players. The Revolution: "If a bank is too big to fail, it's too big to exist." ЛИЛТ ЕQ МУЛВРИ, ЕМ. ИОУЦОС ВИЫ ЦТХКЕ. ИОС АЛОУ ЕМ ЦАЕР ГАРАТХ. ИХ УЦОСЦО WИНЕН. ИОВЕТАС. ВЕРИТУС. RVPXHAZVWI-ZYY JVZROXL FVXLZTF UJRMMGNAJR UMEYYVXV DHNW: YICMMYJDSLA MSJVRK - 46%. KKUNZR TWNLAZV - 12%. KPX TGYMRK DCDGII - 23%. Xtod Mcrv (GIL WECTHN GKXZWG) - 19%.

I interpet this as

QUOTE (The_Nonexistent_Tazz @ (time=1469669191))

I duplicate myself. One of me ascends with VISCES while the other will stay to make sure worship of the Tyrant persists eternally. I also use the backlash of the results of Erelye's post to obliterate the field entirely, JUST in case we didn't have an instant-win as I mildly suspect of Battlefury at this point. I just sit back and sip cosmically-enhanced lemonade, healing myself. ARMORY -The Backbone (LV. 901909 L1) --Mechanical Abilities: Maxes the caps for HP, AC, Regen and Dodge Chance immediately, and regenerates AC if shredded. -The Wall (LV. _) --Mechanical Abilities: Blocks the first attack against me and a random allied player per turn. -_ (LV. _) --Mechanical Abilities: _ -Anarchy (LV. -9) --Mechanical Abilities: Prevents all instant-kill effects and all special attacks, neutralizing them into equivalent normal attacks made by that entity. If those are still instant-kill or special attacks, no damage is taken. -Hole in None (LV. _) --Mechanical Abilities: Cannot miss, attacks have chance to rebound onto another enemy for half-damage. -Brass (LV. _) --Mechanical Abilities: Shreds AC and ignores what AC is not shredded. -Pantheon (LV. 100 L1) --Mechanical Abilities: If I am killed mid-turn, my actions still go through but I must still respawn the next turn before more can be made. -Me and Myself (LV. -9) --Mechanical Abilities: Ignores AC, Dodge, and any other effect that would negate this attack to deal its full damage to the target. -'a' (LV. Green) --Mechanical Abilities: All attacks made against the user, successful or otherwise, will return the full, unmodified damage to the attacker, even if the attack in question kills me. -Labyrinthian (LV. _) --Mechanical Abilities: ??? -Faultless (LV. _ --Mechanical Abilities: Reveals all information on targeted entities. Also allows for one-turn mind controls of the targeted entities, bosses excluded. -Rapture (LV. 75) -Archangel's Blade (LV. 100) -Cherubic Rapier (LV. 200) -Rapture's Glory (LV. 1000) -Victor's Spoils (LV. 7500) -OBLIVION (LV. Ψ) --Mechanical Abilities: I now have an additional 20 HP and 10 AC beyond the caps for HP and AC, but cannot be manually healed by any source. Attacks that are reduced to 0 damage for any reason have a 50% chance to heal me by 1 HP. In addition, I now negate AC-ignoring attacks. -The Bane (LV 925 L1) --Mechanical Abilities: Attacks Splash on up to 2 random enemies with equal damage. -Vengance (LV. -900 L1) --Mechanical Abilities: Cannot miss, negates any effect that would diminish damage, splashes to 2 targets. -Myself () --Mechanical Abilities: Player Character you moron

ok

QUOTE (404waffles @ (time=1469696321))

I tip the fedora and transcend 19 planes upward to the Real World. I go to Battlefury's house and threaten to send him to the shadow realm unless he kills all monsters on the field. Also, while I'm there, I acquire a Stand Arrow and stab myself with it, giving me the Stand "The World". ly. armory Spoiler Alert Head: Fedora of Ultimate Euphoria Unremovable Body: Unbreakable Vest Weapon: Cyber-Demon Gunlance Stand: "The World" Katanas Owned: 37

You accidentally ascend into the realm of the shitty fanfics, and promptly die.

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1469696384))

Hyperion reveals that he had been in another page. Yes, he's in a literal page of the forums. He then returns to the Alchemiter. But first he informs FG Battlefury that he has no health bar displayed. Shield of the Godslayer && The Vile Shield || Anachronism && Infinity Blade && Infinity Cleaver && Infinity Edge && Infinity Swords && Infinity Daggers && Infinity Spear && BROKEN Prototype Medigun = Infinity Shield (Level -2) Best shield in the game. Still has time/order powers. Superosque && Daedalus Stormbow && Chlorophye Shotbow && Phantasm && Tsunami && Ultimate Madoka's Bow && Post-Sacrifice Homura's Bow && Composite Bow && Origin String && Ancestral String && Opal's Bow && Ultimata Dertoxus && Every single one of Kriemhild Gretchen's Grief Seeds && Every other Witch's Grief Seed && A BILLION UPVOTES && A BILLION DOWNVOTES = Ultimata Composite (Level -1 L 99) WHAT THE gorilla. This bow blasts out almost just enough dakka with one release of the string. Almost. Powered by the wielder's karmic weight. Travels the wielder in time in place repeatedly to build this up. Greater Orb Of Quintessence && TROLOLO Targeting System && Trollteacher's Chalk && Every Rage Comic in existence && Every Rickroll in existence && Every SiIvaGunner Rip in existence = Trolololorb (Level 420 L 69) Always finds a way to kick your ass. And that's how the people of this dimension got express visitations to the Cranky Kong Advice Center. All at the same time. Terrarian (the Yoyo) || Ultimata Composite && Ancestral Gel && Ancestral Stinger && Ancestral Lens && Ancestral Eye && Ancestral Bone && Ancestral Flesh && Ancestral Pearl && A spritesheet of every Geometry Dash icon ever && A mixtape of every Geometry Dash song ever && Every episode of Madoka Magica && Anachronism && Infinity Shield = The Law of Cycles (Level PSI L 99) A really OP yoyo. Hyperion then ascends to PSI+. Material Explanation time: Every "Ancestral x" that wasn't mentioned before: Terraria had Ancestral Artifacts too. At least in the RFE timeline. Hyperion changes his alignment to [MDK-PSI+]. It either stands for Mardek, Cyanogynist's DTG:T character, Morgan David King, the guy that made Fingerbang, a song that's going to be in GD, or Madoka. You actually don't know. Hyperion equips all these, and returns to the Battlefield. -RECLAIM LANDSCAPE- The Battlefield returns to normal. "THE ARMS RACE IS ON." Inventory HYPERION (Level 1337): The Player Character. Has +20 max HP and 5 AC. Mr. Bones' Wild Ride (Level 1,000,000): Literally a year-long rollercoaster with 4 cars. Slots Taken: 1/4 (Robot Snipers) BROKEN Prototype Medigun (Level -1): The other broken. Gives 5 passive regen. Anachronism (Level -1): A powerful time/order-element blade that applies logic to anything around it. Temporarily weakens mechanical effects of the target's alchemies, if the target is a player. High Moon (Level -1): A moon-element revolver. Ignores Dodge. Infinity Shield (Level -2): A really strong time/order-element shield. The mechanical effects of the attacker's alchemies are temporarily weakened. Ultimata Composite (Level -1 L 99): The ultimate bow. Ignores AC and increases Crit Chance up the gorilla. Trololorb (Level 420 L 69): An orb of pure trolling. If the target is immune to instant death attacks, make the damage just 1 HP away from instantly killing it. If the target is immune to AC ignoring attacks, add the AC to the damage. The Law of Cycles (Level PSI L 99): An OP yoyo. The wielder ascends to PSI+.

ok












You proceed to all activate the instant win, largely because i'm 1. lazy 2. honestly kinda bored of this 3. think this editor is crappy 4. i have future plans.



Originally posted on 2016-07-28 14:26:00

never mind.

Originally posted on 2016-08-05 19:20:00

Welp, that lasted a bit of time for this, Maybe I would like to make my own version (which is much harder but, more fun) which continues the alt plot of DTG which is DTG: RFE The Other Universe. There will be modified Entities like Sp00pinat0r's Return will going to have 25x more stats and a better skillset

Also the Editor is near as good as TCF/Xenforo but I have some more Ideas i was thinking about.

but for now, I or we will host this game back up again in a future with permission and credit.

Originally posted on 2016-08-05 19:47:00

Nope.

I kill the thread using 'a'. It dies instantly due to taking literally infinite damage, and will never be necro'd again.

Originally posted on 2016-08-10 12:05:00

Ok it's over, I may not make the second Fun edition because it causes Wild Rides

You can get out of Mr. Bones Wild Ride now.

Originally posted on 2016-08-10 13:41:00

Chestpiece && Stupidnaimum= stupidnamium chestpiece lvl 23
Crystal of power ++Perception= crystal of perception lvl 10
Crystal of perception>very fine= bigcrystal of perception lvl 12( repeats multiple times--> lvl 24 Supercrystal of PERCEption
stupidnaimum chestpiece && supercrystal of PERCEption && energy storage cell = Legendery perceptual chestpiece lvl ???

Originally posted on 2016-12-21 15:30:00

JOE, RFE has been dead since late July. Just leave the corpse alone.

Originally posted on 2016-12-21 15:44:00

I join and throw an object that can turn me into what it's thrown at at Betty de Famme.

Originally posted on 2017-01-17 02:12:00

QUOTE (micbs @ (time=1470421237))

never mind.

You proceed to "never mind" everything, and promptly walk off a cliff. You fail to mind the horde of ants chewing away at your skin and promptly die.

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1470422844))

Welp, that lasted a bit of time for this, Maybe I would like to make my own version (which is much harder but, more fun) which continues the alt plot of DTG which is DTG: RFE The Other Universe. There will be modified Entities like Sp00pinat0r's Return will going to have 25x more stats and a better skillset Also the Editor is near as good as TCF/Xenforo but I have some more Ideas i was thinking about. but for now, I or we will host this game back up again in a future with permission and credit.

No. Leave the corpse alone. Not that you could revive it, we made Fiction Nonexistent Again. I'm not the person you should be asking, talk to the Deleterious Tyrant. Except he's not gonna because this game is actually a front for the establishment, so uh...

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1470827122))

Nope. I kill the thread using 'a'. It dies instantly due to taking literally infinite damage, and will never be necro'd again.

You successfully kill the thread. Surely, nobody would dare to waste my time necroing it, right?

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1470832897))

Ok it's over, I may not make the second Fun edition because it causes Wild Rides You can get out of Mr. Bones Wild Ride now.

Mr Bones, offended by your thread revival and your implied insulting of his ride, promptly duck-tapes you into his Extra Wild Ride.

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1471992104))

"IT'S NOT FAIR, IT'S NOT RIGHT" There's an ARG here, isn't there? There's something I'm missing by not having Discord on my phone, isn't there? I'm going to go check the thread. okay, no arg here, yet, I'm out of the loop, and I apply 'a' to myself and this thread, rather painfully.

You further revive the thread! 20% thread Revival Progress gained! You then kill yourself and the thread, reducing Thread Revival Progress by 30%.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1482334253))

Chestpiece && Stupidnaimum= stupidnamium chestpiece lvl 23 Crystal of power ++Perception= crystal of perception lvl 10 Crystal of perception>very fine= bigcrystal of perception lvl 12( repeats multiple times--> lvl 24 Supercrystal of PERCEption stupidnaimum chestpiece && supercrystal of PERCEption && energy storage cell = Legendery perceptual chestpiece lvl ???

Your attempt to give levels without providing any descriptions while presumably contradicting actual canon levels of power results in me ignoring your alchemy spree as a whole.

...If you actually do seriously type them up i'm still gonna ignore them if it's a poorly formatted, poorly spelled mess because quite frankly, i'm tired of reading poorly-done long posts. You also give the thread cancer, killing it again.

QUOTE (Con Air @ (time=1484619173))

I join and throw an object that can turn me into what it's thrown at at Betty de Famme.

You miss by a mile, as not only is the thread dead, but Betty De Famme is not on the battlefield!

...Never the less, you nerco the thread. Again.

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1482335051))

JOE, RFE has been dead since late July. Just leave the corpse alone.

You fail to apply "a" and promptly contribute 20% to the thread revival progress.

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Objectives: Destroy the Pro-Establishment Forces!

[PE] Thread Revival Progress: 40%

Originally posted on 2017-02-18 16:55:00

I write 'a' to the Thread Revival Progress with a message says It's time to S T O P. It's time to Stop OK?

Just to ruin the thread revival progress for now.

Originally posted on 2017-02-18 17:01:00

I repent for my sins, and apply a to the thread. It's dead again.

Originally posted on 2017-02-18 17:20:00

I add a 0 and a . to the Thread Revival Meter, messing with the percentage. It is now very, very, very DEAD. The percentage is now 0.40%.

Originally posted on 2017-02-19 01:30:00

You successfully kill the establishment, while i grab something with the words "CREDIT FOR A PENTADOP" and run off it with.

Congratulations!

YOU WON!

AGAIN!

And then everyone had a party, and partied so hard, everyone died and the establishment returned anyway!

The end.

Originally posted on 2017-03-18 17:05:00