14/20 Lucid. (+3 from engie and revan)
1/16 Take a guess at what this charge is for.

+1 to battlefury, piono and revan

skeltal removes the word "Pain" from noah, effectively causing the damage of his retribution to be steadily increasing. it then glitches, and takes "Inflicts" from the terror witches description and uses the dtgcah card "tfw when you donk instead of dunk" to donk it into a trash can.
The Tapeworm uses Montage on Rin. Unless something happened which I am unaware of, it should be full right now.
The Charge Demon [AGGRESS]es Minor Deus Terrae.

This has nothing to do with Erelye mind you.

He stands up, and the whites of Noah's darken to an ashen grey, eldritch phrases beginning to meld between each other as they slither out of his mouth. He conjures a small, sharp knife, and procceds to score his palm. Rather than the expected blood, or even sand trickling out, comes a black liquid you can only guess is ink. Drop by drop it drips into a stone basin in front. With each drip, deep purple clouds begin to form above the prison, before a strange, gloom begins to fill the arena. As the last drop hits the shallow puddle of liquid in the basin, you begin to hear the sound of falling.

You look up, assuming you can, and see a mass of inky darkness descending onto the battlefield. A storm is brooding.

The inky downpour begins to fall from the sky, and through the rain you can see a singularity (one which could only be described as a mass of pitch black tentacles) descending towards the now airborne Noah. He reaches up with his left hand's ring finger, slowly edging closer and closer. The two meet, and the pattering of the ink against the flagstones is interrupted by a crack of thunder.

Noah's descends, and I find a song even more appropriate than Galactic Cancer. For obvious reasons.

He strides towards Minor Deus Terrae, muttering in tongues only Revan could really understand. Something about the demons inside him. With a malicious expression, Noah raises his left middle and ring fingers, then sweeps them across his body, leaving a trail of black flame in their wake.

At the same time, a trail of orchid energy was traced through Minor Deus Terrae in a similar pattern. That energy was then followed through by a sort of tentacle thing, which tore a hole in the Minor Deus Terrae's face.
...
By which I of course mean cliff face.
...
Noah repeats the gestures from every concievable angle, with the same result. Grimdark energies tore through the mountain god like raw meat. Finally, Noah raised 3 fingers in his left hand, two on his right, and made 3 gestures with his arms. Explaining them would be too confusing, so just imagine it. As he did so, a bolt of purple lightning struck the side of the creature, shaving off a chunk of it's body.

He begins to glow, and rises up higher. He radiates grimdark energies, and begins to finish this. He raises one finger towards the creature, then-

Noah feels a stirring inside of him, and his aura becomes yellow. He gasps as a trickle of sand begins exitting his body. As it does so, he collapses, and it begins to form a figure wrapped in cloth, similar to WV, or a mummy. Said figure punches Noah in the jaw and growls at the sky, before retreating back into his body as sand.

The effects are immediate. The clouds begin to disappate, ink stops falling and the singularity previously accompaning Noah has vanished. Noah comes to, and coughs up sand, as is basically custom for him nowadays.

[It's was only recently I realised how frequently I used elements concerning the Soul or Spirits. Basically every character of mine besides Toast has had something to do with souls. Az & Ita's Transistor preserves people's souls after death; Calan was basically a- wait no, he literally was a wraith; and I could go on and on about how Aayla had to do with souls. ~Toast has a lantern of death, and *Toast's weapon of choice is the Underworld Jadeblade.]

Originally posted on 2016-06-24 23:32:00

Nyarly seems rather pissy, he wasn't able to get the Iron Golem and he had to stomach Kyubey talking. He doesn't bother to argue with Kyubey, he instead just shows him the collapse of the the Incubator civilization and their universe succumbing to entropy. It makes Nyarly all warm and fuzzy inside.

He causes a Witch to succumb to entropy wildly accelerating it's own internal clock. Until it pretty much fades to dust.

Cult 19/20 (+5 in assists)

Healing 1/15

How Get People to Like You for Dummies && Pendant == Friendship Pendant (Level 7: 3/8)

Nyarlathotep's Revolver && The Soul of the Lost

+1 to Piono, Toast, and Archangel/Francis

Originally posted on 2016-06-25 05:38:00

Archangel pulls out a hammer. A stunning replica of the Banhammer.
He wrecks the prison, exposing everyone back to the original terrain.
He packs his shit and-
NO.
ARCHANGEL, DON'T.
I WON'T ALLOW Y-
FallenArchangel: Shut up Francis.
FallenArchangel: You may be an omnipotent being, you may control my narrative, but I still got my free will.
Archangel, come on! I thought we are friends!
FallenArchangel: How can I be a friend with someone who made me a complete jerk?
FallenArchangel: Oh, right. That's my fault. Sorryyyyyy.
Come on, just one more tur-
He attempts to ragequit.
That son of a [Gorilla]
He then remembers that you can't quit AscensionCraft.
Welp.
He punches a Terror Witch out of frustration. That's it.
He also gives Demonologist a death stare for insulting his username, but doesn't do any more harm than that.

Charges:
Plague Doctor: 10/20 (+3 from Revan, +1 from action, I changed it to 20 because that is the maximum amount of charges)
A freaking bomb: 10/20 (+4 from above, changed it from the Second Seal because I gave up on it)
+1 to Revan's Cult, +1 to Battlefury, +1 to Piono.

Originally posted on 2016-06-25 10:44:00

16/20 Lucid. (+1 from revan)
2/16 Underpowered.

+1 to revan, engie, piono

Noah eats a bowl of alphabet soup. Inside said soup are such classics as 'you can't be serious', 'I forgot how to spell giraffe' and 'help me I'm stuck in a soup factory'.

Originally posted on 2016-06-25 12:29:00

Y'all ready for this? Oh who am I kidding of course ya fuggin ain't

Verdana grins.

Gamechanger (the first charge): 20/20 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Doctors)

Suddenly, he vanishes. Where'd he go? And why did his health bar just disappear? Something isn't right... he reappears, but his health bar is still missing. He shrugs at whoever decides to question him about his lack of health.

Hey, I broke time over my ass for a spoil of war. This can't possibly be as bad as that. Just wait for the other Gamechanger to finish...

He grins menacingly. Ulp.

Verdana being healthless now pretty much means that attacking him is an exercise in wasting effort. He simply isn't going to register the damage at all. But there is another way to defeat him... one might figure it out, if they're super damn lucky, or just let him finish the other Gamechanger and that'll reveal the way.


Charges
Gamechanger: 19/20 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Piono)

+2 to Piono, X2 store credit worth Archons, +1 to Doctors.

Originally posted on 2016-06-25 14:43:00

Archangel realizes he can make two posts.
He decides to punch another Terror Witch.
Charges:
Plague Doctor: 11/20
A freaking bomb: 11/20
+3 to Noah

Originally posted on 2016-06-25 14:55:00

Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 2/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor T
Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10

i continue being lazy, depressing a random enemy due to my lazy
Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield

Dogfort 19/20
dogfort again 19/20 1+ from franciso
1+ to revan
1+ to piono
1+ to toasted toas

Originally posted on 2016-06-25 16:41:00

Cult 20/20
Nyarlathotep begins to expose the AscensionCraft to those beyond comprehension.

Chzo, The King, ally of Nyarlathotep calls forth John DeFoe.

John DeFoe, the wraith, first destroy the body.

His Butcher's smock, and welder'

Healing 9/15

How Get People to Like You for Dummies && Pendant == Friendship Pendant (Level 7: 3/8)

Nyarlathotep's Revolver && The Soul of the Lost

+1 to Piono, Toast, and Archangel/Franc

Originally posted on 2016-06-25 18:24:00

17/06/16: Page 50. Keep it going.

Also, check the OP, or don't if you don't want spoilers for this update. The Codex, Duplicator, level cap change, something major and something minor have been added to the OP. Piono, this may likely annoy you, but you now only have 1 stock of everything in the shop as you only alchemised this once as before, you technically had infinite alchemies.

I also may have missed something in the something major category, but that isn't urgent.

---

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1466805514))

Engie gets 60 earth archons and 2 purple worms, have a base damage of 4K 6 spare charges 8/20 for charge stacker 8/20 for charge stringer +1 to revan, battlefury, engie Eric nods. "And once we get that done, we need to talk about a few things." "SONG knows your true name by the way, and I think I might too, he leaked a lot of stray information into my head when Verdana broke time." "Anyways, just thought I'd warn you, your secrets aren't as safe as you'd hoped." Eric activates elemental mastery and windfury, then launches a barrage of pure air magic into the Minor Deus Terrae, causing a "conflicting elements" error inside of it, causing a massive explosion of dust on its body.

You activate Elemental Mastery, granting yourself a super-critical this turn, and Windfury, giving the Elemental Golem Double-Action, before causing a conflicting elements error for 30,000 damage. As you gave it Double-Action, the Elemental Golem doesn't waste it, and bashes the Minor Deus Terrae for 10,000 x2/20,000 damage. That's way too much damage for the Deus Terrae to ignore, and it promptly punches you with a spiked arm for 5 armour-piercing damage.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1466807538))

14/20 Lucid. (+3 from engie and revan) 1/16 Take a guess at what this charge is for. +1 to battlefury, piono and revan skeltal removes the word "Pain" from noah, effectively causing the damage of his retribution to be steadily increasing. it then glitches, and takes "Inflicts" from the terror witches description and uses the dtgcah card "tfw when you donk instead of dunk" to donk it into a trash can. The Tapeworm uses Montage on Rin. Unless something happened which I am unaware of, it should be full right now. The Charge Demon [AGGRESS]es Minor Deus Terrae. This has nothing to do with Erelye mind you. He stands up, and the whites of Noah's darken to an ashen grey,  eldritch phrases beginning to meld between each other as they slither out of his mouth. He conjures a small, sharp knife, and procceds to score his palm. Rather than the expected blood, or even sand trickling out, comes a black liquid you can only guess is ink. Drop by drop it drips into a stone basin in front. With each drip, deep purple clouds begin to form above the prison, before a strange, gloom begins to fill the arena. As the last drop hits the shallow puddle of liquid in the basin, you begin to hear the sound of falling. You look up, assuming you can, and see a mass of inky darkness descending onto the battlefield. A storm is brooding. The inky downpour begins to fall from the sky, and through the rain you can see a singularity (one which could only be described as a mass of pitch black tentacles) descending towards the now airborne Noah. He reaches up with his left hand's ring finger, slowly edging closer and closer. The two meet, and the pattering of the ink against the flagstones is interrupted by a crack of thunder. Noah's descends, and I find a song even more appropriate than Galactic Cancer. For obvious reasons. He strides towards Minor Deus Terrae, muttering in tongues only Revan could really understand. Something about the demons inside him. With a malicious expression, Noah raises his left middle and ring fingers, then sweeps them across his body, leaving a trail of black flame in their wake. At the same time, a trail of orchid energy was traced through Minor Deus Terrae in a similar pattern. That energy was then followed through by a sort of tentacle thing, which tore a hole in the Minor Deus Terrae's face. ... By which I of course mean cliff face. ... Noah repeats the gestures from every concievable angle, with the same result. Grimdark energies tore through the mountain god like raw meat. Finally, Noah raised 3 fingers in his left hand, two on his right, and made 3 gestures with his arms. Explaining them would be too confusing, so just imagine it. As he did so, a bolt of purple lightning struck the side of the creature, shaving off a chunk of it's body. He begins to glow, and rises up higher. He radiates grimdark energies, and begins to finish this. He raises one finger towards the creature, then- Noah feels a stirring inside of him, and his aura becomes yellow. He gasps as a trickle of sand begins exitting his body. As it does so, he collapses, and it begins to form a figure wrapped in cloth, similar to WV, or a mummy. Said figure punches Noah in the jaw and growls at the sky, before retreating back into his body as sand. The effects are immediate. The clouds begin to disappate, ink stops falling and the singularity previously accompaning Noah has vanished. Noah comes to, and coughs up sand, as is basically custom for him nowadays. [It's was only recently  I realised how frequently I used elements concerning the Soul or Spirits. Basically every character of mine besides Toast has had something to do with souls. Az & Ita's Transistor preserves people's souls after death; Calan was basically a- wait no, he literally was a wraith; and I could go on and on about how Aayla had to do with souls. ~Toast has a lantern of death, and *Toast's weapon of choice is the Underworld Jadeblade.]

You deal 19,000 damage to the Minor Deus Terrae who is understandably quite angry.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1466829530))

Nyarly seems rather pissy, he wasn't able to get the Iron Golem and he had to stomach Kyubey talking. He doesn't bother to argue with Kyubey, he instead just shows him the collapse of the the Incubator civilization and their universe succumbing to entropy. It makes Nyarly all warm and fuzzy inside. He causes a Witch to succumb to entropy wildly accelerating it's own internal clock. Until it pretty much fades to dust. Cult 19/20 (+5 in assists) Healing  1/15 How Get People to Like You for Dummies && Pendant == Friendship Pendant (Level 7: 3/8) Nyarlathotep's Revolver && The Soul of the Lost +1 to Piono, Toast, and Archangel/Francis

You feel the Incubators blankly staring at you.

"We already know that this will happen. There is no need to remind us of that fact." A Witch partly succumbs to entropy for 8,000 damage. Also, Increasing Pain does nothing to you as you're currently immune to status effects. Sorry for that mistake. The damage is not reversed due to godmodding.

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1466847893))

Archangel pulls out a hammer. A stunning replica of the Banhammer. He wrecks the prison, exposing everyone back to the original terrain. He packs his shit and- NO. ARCHANGEL, DON'T. I WON'T ALLOW Y- FallenArchangel: Shut up Francis. FallenArchangel: You may be an omnipotent being, you may control my narrative, but I still got my free will. Archangel, come on! I thought we are friends! FallenArchangel: How can I be a friend with someone who made me a complete jerk? FallenArchangel: Oh, right. That's my fault. Sorryyyyyy. Come on, just one more tur- He  attempts to ragequit. That son of a [Gorilla] He then remembers that you can't quit AscensionCraft. Welp. He punches a Terror Witch out of frustration. That's it. He also gives Demonologist a death stare for insulting his username, but doesn't do any more harm than that. Charges: Plague Doctor: 10/20 (+3 from Revan, +1 from action, I changed it to 20 because that is the maximum amount of charges) A freaking bomb: 10/20 (+4 from above, changed it from the Second Seal because I gave up on it) +1 to Revan's Cult, +1 to Battlefury, +1 to Piono.

You could still try summoning your snake demon using Piono's thing when it comes out, before dropping two extra charges on it. We have had an AG Great Effort charge in the past, and if yours goes through, then it will be the last for a while. You generically punch a Terror Witch for 4,000 damage.

Also, I just noticed this, but assists only go to a single charge, not both. Something should have three less charge.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1466854156))

16/20 Lucid. (+1 from revan) 2/16 Underpowered. +1 to revan, engie, piono Noah eats a bowl of alphabet soup. Inside said soup are such classics as 'you can't be serious', 'I forgot how to spell giraffe' and 'help me I'm stuck in a soup factory'.

You gain a stack o

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1466862217))

Y'all ready for this? Oh who am I kidding of course ya fuggin ain't Verdana grins. Gamechanger (the first charge): 20/20 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Doctors) Suddenly, he vanishes. Where'd he go? And why did his health bar just disappear? Something isn't right... he reappears, but his health bar is still missing. He shrugs at whoever decides to question him about his lack of health. Hey, I broke time over my ass for a spoil of war. This can't possibly be as bad as that. Just wait for the other Gamechanger to finish... He grins menacingly. Ulp. Verdana being healthless now pretty much means that attacking him is an exercise in wasting effort. He simply isn't going to register the damage at all. But there is another way to defeat him... one might figure it out, if they're super damn lucky, or just let him finish the other Gamechanger and that'll reveal the way. Charges Gamechanger: 19/20 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Piono) +2 to Piono, X2 store credit worth Archons, +1 to Doctors.

As soon as you remove your health bar, it comes back. You can not become invulnerable. Ever. Even if you spend say, a googleplex posts charging, you won't be invulnerable. I would have allowed this on a weaker scale if I was PMed the weakness before the update, for future reference. You can try again after you reveal the weakness next turn, but it will be nerfed. The reason I allowed the timebreaking thing was because I got ideas about a completely broken timeline around that time, and I decided to implement it when you horribly broke the timeline.

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1466862929))

Archangel realizes he can make two posts. He decides to punch another Terror Witch. Charges: Plague Doctor: 11/20 A freaking bomb: 11/20 +3 to Noah

You punch another Terror Witch for 3,000 damage due to the Curse of Repetitiveness.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1466869276))

Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 2/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor T Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10 i continue being lazy, depressing a random enemy due to my lazy Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" "Her" Camera N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5] Ob. Wand Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield Dogfort 19/20 dogfort again 19/20  1+ from franciso 1+ to revan 1+ to piono 1+ to toasted toas

You target the Terror Witches, who don't have a standard attack, and aren't affected. It appears Alicia rigged that.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1466875454))

Cult 20/20 Nyarlathotep begins to expose the AscensionCraft to those beyond comprehension. Chzo, The King, ally of Nyarlathotep calls forth John DeFoe. John DeFoe, the wraith, first destroy the body. His Butcher's smock, and welder' Healing 9/15 How Get People to Like You for Dummies && Pendant == Friendship Pendant (Level 7: 3/8) Nyarlathotep's Revolver && The Soul of the Lost +1 to Piono, Toast, and Archangel/Franc

something something unfinished attacks
The same thing I said to Francisco about assist doubling also applies to you, as I'm not entirely sure how you're completely charges so quickly.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Revan relishes his immunity to status effects and summons two mimes, while Toast takes 4 damage. It appears increasing pain goes up in 5,000 damage increments. Toast and Eric gain 1 HP. The Minor Deus Terrae uses Shakedown on the Neutrals. The Prison rapidly starts shaking, before the Neutrals' visions becomes hazy. A massive blast of debris then hits them, either dealing a whopping 50,000 damage, reducing their victims to 1 HP if they would die. Eric, Noah and the Tapeworm are reduced to 1 HP. The Tapeworm is also given the status effect Servitude, which will do something special on death.

The Lesser Mimes, finally possessing decent numbers, rush the low HP Terror Witch for 6,000 damage. Rin turns into a cat, before flashstepping between the three Terror Slimes and Terror Witch, dealling 4,000 damage and killing the Terror Witch, causing 50 Zombie Fairies to rise. The Zombie Fairies then kill the weaker Terror Slimes. Utsuho gains 10% Solar Power before blasting the higher HP Terror Witch for 14,000 damage.

demonologist immediately heals Eric for 3 HP, while the Skeltal removes the Pain from Increasing Pain, renaming it to just Increasing, which is a dummy status, before removing Inflicts, which turns to Splash many many status effects, which isn't that different. The Charge Demon aggresses the Minor Deus Terrae for 17,400 damage, before gaining 8,700 HP. The Tapeworm uses Montage on Rin, causing her to see clips of some of the best scenes in Hollywood history, before she notices a very painful burning. Rin takes 12,000 damage off of the bat, while being stunned. The Tapeworm gains 5 HP, before losing 4 due to Starstruck.

The Terror Slimes slop poorly onto the Charge Demon for 700 damage. The Terror Witch splashes a bucket of insteunt deaf onto the Tapeworm, which happens to be affected due to its low health, and die. Earth magic starts to overtake it. It appears that something interesting will happen next turn.

Alicia +2s Verdana, before putting a crown on the Terror Witch, causing it to gain Regeneration and criticals, not that they're useful on it. She then admires as the floating objects, five weapons, taken from an amateur RPG hit the ground. While they seem especially generic, they do contain high amounts of power.
**Divinity Alicia111: I know a decent portion how most of you Anti-Godmodder work.
**Divinity Alicia111: You start to do something, like kill a godmodder, and see something shiny, so you quit what you were doing, and go over to the shiny thing to likely savage it.
[b]**Divinity Alicia111: Guess what the shiny thing here is?[/b]

Alicia summons a chair for herself, before sitting on it and watching you hopefully, for her, go riot on each other for the Artifacts.

[HOW TO PLAY]
This is late for me, so this will be brief. Artifacts are special items, similar to alchemies that assist in the damage of an attack. They are capable of being destroyed and stolen, and they also weaken the creative bonus of your attacks. Artifacts can not be used until you manage to own them, whether by summoning it for yourself, or taking them, like here but constant ownership is not guaranteed. A better explanation will hopefully be provided tomorrow, or in the OP. For now, attempt to take these Artifacts. Especially Francisco. You're somewhat weak at the moment, and an artifact will be good in estabilishing power.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL] Bust out of the Prison.

[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities. Lots.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Prison (No movement out of the terrain in any manner until Francisco Scaramanga Jr finishes 7 charges or the terrain is overriden, even if you happen to be Airborn. Charges: 0/7.)
Weather: Indoors (No effect. Will change back to Ascendant's Sandstorm when you get out of the Prison.)
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE

[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 10/20 HP, Copycat: II, Copied Abilities (II): Mind Manipulation (Dream Demon), Conductor: III (Oktavia), Insignficance: III (Minor Deus Terrae)
[AG] battlefury13: 24/24 HP, 2 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate, Demonic Contract (III & III)
[AG] Revan/Nyarlathotep: 17/20 HP, 2 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 50% Retribution Damage, Healing Item: [b]IIIII[/b], Copycat: II, Copied Abilities (II): Evasive (50%) (Tracer), Spawns Lesser Mimes (Terror Wolf), Hivemind: III (Terror Wolf), Status Immunity (Minor Deus Terrae), Increasing: II.

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 4/25 HP, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40%), Elemental Mastery: IIIII, Elemental Golem: Element: Earth, Windfury: IIII, Element Swap: III
[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 1/25 HP, 163,200 Research, 2 AC (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), 1 Tainted Armour, Regeneration (1 HP), 5% Integrity Resistance, Retribution when killed, Increasing Pain: II.

[PG] engie/Verdana: 6/25 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, Has 1 Armour (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt.

[???] Minor Deus Terrae: 217,400/350,000 HP, Double-Action, Immune to status effects, Mutability: II, Insignficance: [b][b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b]I[/b], Shakedown: [b]II[b]III[/b][/b], Godhand: [b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b]II[/b]
[A] Spectre of the Earth: +12,500 ATK, Inflicts Rooted.
[A] Stave of the Sky: +12,500 ATK, Wielder gains 50% Evasion chance.
[A] Sword of Flame: +12,500 ATK, Inflicts Burn.
[A] Lance of the Seas: +12,500 ATK, Wielder gains Regeneration.
[A] Archangel's Armament: +15,000 ATK, Inflicts Burn and Blinded.

[AG] Lesser Mimes: 20,000/20,000 HP (x4)
[AG] Utsuho Reiuji: 132,600/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Nuclear Fusion, Solar Power: 70% (+10% per turn), Subterranean Sun: [b]I[b]I[/b]I[/b].
[AG] Rin Kaenbyou: 124,000/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Cat's Walk, Zombie Fairies: 100/100 HP (x300), Starstruck: III.

[N] demonologist/Gale: 15/25 HP (x3), Has 1 Armour, Rose Barrier: 0/25,000 HP
[N] spooky scary skeltal: 30,000/80,000 HP, Removes words from the target's descriptions.
[N] Charge Demon: 73,100/174,000 HP, Gains power from charges. Infestation: I[b]IIII[/b],
[N] Tapeworm: 0/45 Frames, Rewind: [b]II[/b], Montage: [b]II[b]IIII[/b][/b], HP Drain: [b][b]I[/b][/b], Servitude.

[PG] Terror Slimes: 7,000 HP, 0 HP (x2), Split on hit.
[PG] Terror Witches: 80,000/80,000 HP, 0/40,000 HP, Splash many, many status effects, Regeneration: IIIII, Hyperdeath: IIIII
[PG] Terror Iron Golem: 10/10 HP, 5 AC.

[GM] Alicia111: 38/50 HP


[spoiler=Spoils of War][I[b]I[b]I[/b]I[/b]] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[I[b]IIII[/b]] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b]] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): [b]READY![/b], Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIIII] Annoying Dog (Lv. 3): [b]READY![/b], Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[I[b]I[/b][b]I[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b]I[b]I[/b]I[/b]] Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom (Lv. 4): RECHARGING!, Owner: DoctorsHateHer [N]
[I[b]IIIIIII[/b]] Splinter Buster (Lv. 4): [b]RECHARGING!![/b], Owner: engie [PG]
[I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b]] Reflective Shroud: (Lv. 3): [b]READY![/b], Owner: DoctorsHateHer [N]
[I[b]I[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b]] Corrupted Light: (Lv. 3): [b]READY![/b], Owner: Battlefury [AG]

Originally posted on 2016-06-25 19:44:00

>that actually was all I had in mind. I wasn't really planning to go any further with that attack.

20/20 Lucid. (+3 from fransisco (thank)) DONE!
5/16 Underpowered. (+1 from revan, +1 from battlefury)

+1 to fransisco, battlefury, piono
~
Lucid charge expended. Noah opens up Age of Mythology on his laptop and pretty much just pulls out a generic hero unit from that.

Generic Hero: 60'000/60'000hp 15k attack.
Godslayer: Immune to negative status effects from mythical entities GH takes 99% less damage from them and deals 15% of their missing HP as bonus damage to them.
Mythical Entities are those that have folk tales or mythology written about them. Currently this includes the following: Minor Deus Terrae (there are definitely folk tales about mountain gods), Terror Witches, Terror Iron Golem.
It may include: Terror Slimes, Charge Demon, spooky scary skeltal.

Generic Artifact: Summons a random artifact. Charge time: 7.
~

[Noah's (so not revan's, as the entity list would suggest) description on the other hand would be "Retribution on death, increasing: (for x turns)."

The skeltal's effects have kind of been more annoying than useful (I mean, logically my last few commands should have worked, which is probably the most frustrating part), if I'm being Frank. Even if I'm not being Frank and being Toast, that's still quite annoying.]

speaking of such, the spooky scary skeltal removes the word "Double" from the mountain god and "Splash" from the terror witch.
The Charge Demon leaps onto Minor Deus Terrae and begins ripping it apart.
Noah gains 19'000 research.
The Tapeworm is deaded.
~

Noah decides to take out the o's and stack them. Why he did that is beyond me.

Noah: To be honest Alicia, no-one really was attacking you. I mean, you haven't actually taken damage in...

He checks his watch.

Noah: ...a long time.
Noah: They seem pretty useful though so I'll kinda just...
Noah: ...grab the Stave of the Sky.

...He strings all these random... elipses... in a line to form a lasso to bring it to him...


Originally posted on 2016-06-25 21:54:00

Archangel looks at Alicia.
FallenArchangel: Heh. The same thing basically happened at the Origin Point.
FallenArchangel: First they had lots of entities. Nobody attacked the godmodders. Then they had Chara and Omega Flowey. Nobody attacked the godmodders.
FallenArchangel: They had the freaking Earth directly above Minecraftia.
FallenArchangel: Nobody attacked the godmodders.
FallenArchangel: That continued on and on, until that idiot Ker'Athri ascended as the Sigma Godmodder, killing them both. Although there are different endings, that is the weirdest one I heard of.
Because it would be a complete irony if he didn't, he creates a small obsidian globe around Archangel's Armaments. He teleports it back to himself, crushes the globe and equips them.

Charges:
Plague Doctor: 13/20 (+1 from Doctors, +1 from Revan, +1 from post)
A freaking bomb: 8/10 (-3 from Complicated Complications, +1 from post)

Originally posted on 2016-06-26 11:42:00

Verdana has a very large smirk on his face. He snaps his fingers. His health bar, once again, disappears. And this time, to make sure it stays down, he decides to slot something in to take it's place...

...

...

Gamechanger 2: 20/20 (ACTIVATE)

Suddenly, the area around Verdana seems to completely change, and this is the time where his plan blooms into fruition. Strangely, despite everything, especially how much everyone would probably love to try to smash his face in, the urge to harm him just seems to... vanish. As if it's incompatible with the existence of the area around him. But, what's the deal with his health bar being swapped out, then? Is it...

...

oh dear jebus


[PG] engie/Verdana: 6/25 HP 0% Attraction (-10% per turn), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, Has 1 Armour (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. Bad Ending activates at -100% Attraction. Good Ending activates at 100% Attraction.

Yep. That's right. He just made the game into... ugh... a DATING. SIMULATOR. STARRING HIMSELF. Well... uh... good luck with that. All I'm able to tell you without ruining his precious setup is this.

If you get the Bad Ending, he will very likely try his absolute best to destroy you. ALL of you. That means the whole bad time deal - status effects out the arse, brutally damaging critical hits, attacking more than once per turn, you name it, he'll use it to wipe your existences out. But that's if you get the Bad Ending. So, he's not going to do it right away. Fortunately for you, there is a way to get out of this without being annihilated.

If you get the Good Ending, instead, he'll likely leave you alone for a few turns on the grounds that you've made him actually like you. But, his memory is kind of bad when it comes to these things, so he'll eventually forget about it and start attacking again. But hey, a few turns knowing damn well you'll not have to worry about his attacks might just be worth it. Just... er... yeah, this might be an awkward statement, but, speaking quite seriously here, even if he's in Good Ending state, it's probably not a good idea to flirt with him... I mean, sure, you get a fairly useful buff from doing so, but come on... you know what happens in dating simulators already, right? Spoilers... he's probably not going to be the submissive one, no matter how heavily you overmax his Affection meter.


With both halves of Gamechanger deployed, Verdana smirks faintly at those present on the battlefield, standing with his arms crossed behind his back. This is not going to be easy for anyone, by any means...


Date: Start.

Originally posted on 2016-06-26 13:22:00

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1466880256))

You could still try summoning your snake demon using Piono's thing when it comes out.

Snake demon?
Wait, does this by any chance refer to DTG:0? Because back there I'm summoning a giant snake.
Here, I tried summoning SCP-2317, or as I refer to him as "Apophis".
Wait.
Because nothing about it is written on the DTG Wiki, how did SCP-2317 look when Crusher summoned it in DTG 2?

Also, I clearly - well, not that clearly - stated that I destroyed the Prison, so it's actually the Descendant/Ascendant's Desert, and the weather is back to the DarudeSandstorm.

Originally posted on 2016-06-26 16:03:00

That was an implicit death threat...
Nyarly sighs psychically.
Just shut up, you're giving me a headache.

Cult 20/20
Nyarlathotep creates a Ushek Collar, imbued with a useful ability, every turn it spawns either a Lesser Mime or a Cultist. The Cultists have a rather unique ability the can use magic at the cost of damaging themselves for 1000 to buff players, damage opponents or even heal their fellow Cultists/Entities/Players.

He also apparently has decided to help his brethren, the Mimes.

He looks at the red and gold jewelry with a fondness uncharacteristic of him.

Ah, Egypt...

He then takes the Lance of the Sea and snatches it making and audible yoink, giving his compliments to Alicia.

Nyarly notes Verdana's lovely dating sim and tosses him a single rose,

Trust me, me being a sub wouldn't be pleasant for you, frankly me having sex with you wouldn't be pleasant at all.

He then offers to enjoy some quality Eldritch Movies with him.

Flame and Chaos is the best by miles, and Big C's R'lyeh under Siege is okay, it's a standard Cthulhu Flick. Oh and there's Rekindled Bonds... never watched that one before actually.

Healing 2/5 (I'm unsure why I typed that. Stocked +s:?, sorry 'bout that Consumer, I'm unsure what happened.)

How Get People to Like You for Dummies && Pendant == Friendship Pendant (Level 7: 4/8)

Nyarlathotep's Revolver && The Soul of the Lost

+1 to Piono, Toast, and Archangel/Franc

Originally posted on 2016-06-26 16:52:00

Archangel looks at Verdana.
FallenArchangel: U wot.
FallenArchangel: Fokkin'.
FallenArchangel: m8.
FallenArchangel: Nope nope nope so much nope.
He takes a magical NOPE and NOPEs Verdana, causing Major NOPE followed by NOPE. The high concentration of NOPE in Verdana causes him to NOPE himself, and NOPEfying everything around him. NOPEd Verdana starts getting NOPE visions, seeing the NOPE Dimension, filled to the brim with NOPE. The NOPEing reveal turns him into a Cultist of NOPEthulhu.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
So.
Much.
NOPE.

Charges:
Plague Doctor: 15/20 (+1 from Revan, +1 from post)
A freaking bomb 9/20 (+1 from post)
+2 to Piono, +1 to Revan

Originally posted on 2016-06-26 17:24:00

[dohtml]<blockquote class="quote_blockquote"><dl><dt>DoctorsHateHer</dt><dd>Jun 25 2016, 08:54 PM</dd></dl><div>&gt;that actually was all I had in mind. I wasn't really planning to go any further with that attack.<br/><br/>20/20 Lucid. (+3 from fransisco (thank)) DONE!<br/>5/16 Underpowered. (+1 from revan, +1 from battlefury)<br/><br/>+1 to fransisco, battlefury, piono<br/>~<br/>Lucid charge expended. Noah opens up Age of Mythology on his laptop and pretty much just pulls out a generic hero unit from that.<br/><br/>Generic Hero: 60'000/60'000hp 15k attack.<br/>Godslayer: Immune to negative status effects from <strong>mythical entities</strong> GH takes 99% less damage from them and deals 15% of their missing HP as bonus damage to them.<br/><strong>Mythical Entities</strong> are those that have folk tales or mythology written about them. Currently this includes the following: Minor Deus Terrae (there are definitely folk tales about mountain gods), Terror Witches, Terror Iron Golem.<br/>It may include: Terror Slimes, Charge Demon, <span style="font-family:comic sans"><strong>spooky scary skeltal</strong></span>.<br/><br/>Generic Artifact: Summons a random artifact. Charge time: 7.<br/>~<br/><br/>[<strong><big>Noah's</big></strong> (so not revan's, as the entity list would suggest) description on the other hand would be "Retribution on death, increasing: (for x turns)."<br/><br/>The skeltal's effects have kind of been more annoying than useful (I mean, logically my last few commands should have worked, which is probably the most frustrating part), if I'm being Frank. Even if I'm not being Frank and being Toast, that's still quite annoying.]<br/><br/>speaking of such, the spooky scary skeltal removes the word "Double" from the mountain god and "Splash" from the terror witch.<br/>The Charge Demon leaps onto Minor Deus Terrae and begins ripping it apart. <br/>Noah gains 19'000 research.<br/>The Tapeworm is deaded.<br/>~<br/><br/>Noah decides to take out the o's and stack them. Why he did that is beyond me.<br/><br/>Noah: To be honest Alicia, no-one really was attacking you. I mean, you haven't actually taken damage in...<br/><br/>He checks his watch.<br/><br/>Noah: ...a long time.<br/>Noah: They seem pretty useful though so I'll kinda just...<br/>Noah: ...grab the Stave of the Sky.<br/><br/>...He strings all these random... elipses... in a line to form a lasso to bring it to him...<br/></div></blockquote><br/>Generic Hero summoned. I actually preferred Kit. You then order your entities around, and again 19,000 Research. You also take the Stave of the Sky. It registers as your possession, for now. I also swap the Increasing around.<br/><br/><blockquote class="quote_blockquote"><dl><dt>Francisco Scaramanga Jr</dt><dd>Jun 26 2016, 10:42 AM</dd></dl><div>Archangel looks at Alicia.<br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d">FallenArchangel: Heh. The same thing basically happened at the Origin Point.<br/>FallenArchangel: First they had lots of entities. Nobody attacked the godmodders. Then they had Chara and Omega Flowey. Nobody attacked the godmodders.<br/>FallenArchangel: They had the freaking Earth directly above Minecraftia.<br/>FallenArchangel: Nobody attacked the godmodders.<br/>FallenArchangel: That continued on and on, until that idiot Ker'Athri ascended as the Sigma Godmodder, killing them both. Although there are different endings, that is the weirdest one I heard of.</span><br/>Because it would be a complete irony if he didn't, he creates a small obsidian globe around Archangel's Armaments. He teleports it back to himself, crushes the globe and equips them.<br/><br/><big>Charges:</big><br/>Plague Doctor: 13/20 (+1 from Doctors, +1 from Revan, +1 from post)<br/>A freaking bomb: 8/10 (-3 from Complicated Complications, +1 from post)</div></blockquote><br/>You take hold of your Armament.<br/><br/><span style="font-family:Courier New"><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">**Divinity Alicia111: See? Things like that are exactly what I'm talking about.<br/></span></strong></span><span style="font-family:Courier New"><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">**Divinity Alicia111: Apart from the whole Sigma godmodder thing, mainly because not every greek letter is a rank.<br/><span style="font-family:Courier New"><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">**Divinity Alicia111:</span></strong></span> As well as the fact that killing both godmodders all by yourself while Pro-Godmodders of all kinds, especially with the power of both the Anti-Zeroes and the Pro-Zeroes is extremely hard.<br/></span></strong></span><br/><blockquote class="quote_blockquote"><dl><dt>engie</dt><dd>Jun 26 2016, 12:22 PM</dd></dl><div><strong>Verdana has a very large smirk on his face. He snaps his fingers. His health bar, once again, disappears. And this time, to make sure it stays down, he decides to slot something in to take it's place...</strong><br/><br/><strong>...</strong><br/><br/><strong>...</strong><br/><br/><strong>Gamechanger 2: 20/20 (ACTIVATE)</strong><br/><br/><strong>Suddenly, the area around Verdana seems to completely change, and this is the time where his plan blooms into fruition. Strangely, despite everything, especially how much everyone would probably love to try to smash his face in, the urge to harm him just seems to... vanish. As if it's incompatible with the existence of the area around him. But, what's the deal with his health bar being swapped out, then? Is it...</strong><br/><br/><strong>...</strong><br/><br/><strong>oh dear jebus</strong><br/><br/><br/><strong>[PG] engie/Verdana: (+1</strong><strong><del>6/25 HP</del> 0% Attraction (-10% per turn), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, Has 1 Armour</strong><strong> from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. Bad Ending activates at -100% Attraction. Good Ending activates at 100% Attraction.</strong><br/><br/><strong>Yep. That's right. He just made the game into... ugh... a DATING. SIMULATOR. STARRING <em>HIMSELF</em>. Well... uh... good luck with that. All I'm able to tell you without ruining his precious setup is this.</strong><br/><br/><strong>If you get the Bad Ending, he will very likely try his absolute best to destroy you. ALL of you. That means the whole bad time deal - status effects out the arse, brutally damaging critical hits, attacking more than once per turn, you name it, he'll use it to wipe your existences out. But that's if you get the Bad Ending. So, he's not going to do it right away. Fortunately for you, there is a way to get out of this without being annihilated.</strong><br/><br/><strong>If you get the Good Ending, instead, he'll likely leave you alone for a few turns on the grounds that you've made him actually like you. But, his memory is kind of bad when it comes to these things, so he'll eventually forget about it and start attacking again. But hey, a few turns knowing damn well you'll not have to worry about his attacks might just be worth it. Just... er... yeah, this might be an awkward statement, but, speaking quite seriously here, even if he's in Good Ending state, it's probably not a good idea to flirt with him... I mean, sure, you get a fairly useful buff from doing so, but come on... you know what happens in dating simulators already, right? Spoilers... he's probably not going to be the submissive one, no matter how heavily you overmax his Affection meter.</strong><br/><br/><br/><strong>With both halves of Gamechanger deployed, Verdana smirks faintly at those present on the battlefield, standing with his arms crossed behind his back. This is not going to be easy for anyone, by any means...</strong><br/><br/><br/><strong>Date: Start.</strong></div></blockquote><br/>. . . . . . .<br/>You use both Gamechanger charges to... uh... turn your character into a dating sim girl. Not that anybody ever would want to date Verdana. Baka. You notice that removing your HP bar has only lead to you gaining a quite durable Wound Bar, because full invincibility is impossible. Alicia snickers at this turn of events, while I continue to question why people would want to date the sadistic, child/humans in general eating and maiming monster.<br/><br/><blockquote class="quote_blockquote"><dl><dt>Francisco Scaramanga Jr</dt><dd>Jun 26 2016, 03:03 PM</dd></dl><div><blockquote class="quote_blockquote"><dl><dt>ConsumerOfAll</dt><dd>Jun 25 2016, 06:44 PM</dd></dl><div>You could still try summoning <strong>your snake demon</strong> using Piono's thing when it comes out.</div></blockquote>Snake demon?<br/>Wait, does this by any chance refer to DTG:0? Because back there I'm summoning a giant snake.<br/>Here, I tried summoning SCP-2317, or as I refer to him as "Apophis".<br/>Wait.<br/>Because nothing about it is written on the DTG Wiki, how did SCP-2317 look when Crusher summoned it in DTG 2?<br/><br/>Also, I clearly - well, not that clearly - stated that I destroyed the Prison, so it's actually the Descendant/Ascendant's Desert, and the weather is back to the <small>Darude</small>Sandstorm.</div></blockquote><br/>From Google, Apophis is the name of an Egyptian snake demon-god embodying chaos and darkness. It could also refer to the Pro-Psi Ancestor. Regardless, you destroy the Prison, causing Noah's terrain to return in full glory.<br/><blockquote class="quote_blockquote"><dl><dt>Revan</dt><dd>Jun 26 2016, 03:52 PM</dd></dl><div><em>That was an implicit death threat... </em><br/>Nyarly sighs psychically.<br/><em>Just shut up, you're giving me a headache.</em> <br/><br/><strong>Cult 20/20</strong><br/>Nyarlathotep creates a Ushek Collar, imbued with a useful ability, every turn it spawns either a Lesser Mime or a Cultist. The Cultists have a rather unique ability the can use magic at the cost of damaging themselves for 1000 to buff players, damage opponents or even heal their fellow Cultists/Entities/Players.<br/><br/>He also apparently has decided to help his brethren, the Mimes. <br/><br/>He looks at the red and gold jewelry with a fondness uncharacteristic of him. <br/><br/><em>Ah, Egypt...</em><br/><br/>He then takes the Lance of the Sea and snatches it making and audible yoink, giving his compliments to Alicia.<br/><br/>Nyarly notes Verdana's lovely dating sim and tosses him a single rose,<br/><br/><em>Trust me, me being a sub wouldn't be pleasant for you, frankly me having sex with you wouldn't be pleasant at all.</em><br/><br/>He then offers to enjoy some quality Eldritch Movies with him.<br/><br/><em> Flame and Chaos is the best by miles, and Big C's R'lyeh under Siege is okay, it's a standard Cthulhu Flick. Oh and there's Rekindled Bonds... never watched that one before actually.</em> <br/><br/><strong>Healing 2/5</strong> (I'm unsure why I typed that. Stocked +s:?, sorry 'bout that Consumer, I'm unsure what happened.)<br/><br/><strong>How Get People to Like You for Dummies &amp;&amp; Pendant == Friendship Pendant (Level 7: 4/8)<br/><br/>Nyarlathotep's Revolver &amp;&amp; The Soul of the Lost<br/><br/>+1 to Piono, Toast, and Archangel/Franc</strong></div></blockquote><br/>You create Ushek's Collar, a continuous summoning Artifact. You then increase Verdana's attraction by 2%, assuming I decide how that goes up, before slipping over, and knocking the Lance of Sea away from you. You can't use your one-off action to multi-task in getting Artifacts. You don't need to use a charge slot for your Healing, as that's stored in an automatic charge.<br/><br/><blockquote class="quote_blockquote"><dl><dt>Francisco Scaramanga Jr</dt><dd>Jun 26 2016, 04:24 PM</dd></dl><div>Archangel looks at Verdana.<br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d">FallenArchangel: U wot.<br/>FallenArchangel: Fokkin'.<br/>FallenArchangel: m8.<br/>FallenArchangel: Nope nope nope so much nope.</span><br/>He takes a magical NOPE and NOPEs Verdana, causing Major NOPE followed by NOPE. The high concentration of NOPE in Verdana causes him to NOPE himself, and NOPEfying everything around him. NOPEd Verdana starts getting NOPE visions, seeing the NOPE Dimension, filled to the brim with NOPE. The NOPEing reveal turns him into a Cultist of NOPEthulhu.<br/>Nope.<br/>Nope.<br/>Nope.<br/>So.<br/>Much.<br/>NOPE.<br/><br/><big>Charges:</big><br/>Plague Doctor: 15/20 (+1 from Revan, +1 from post)<br/>A freaking bomb 9/20 (+1 from post)<br/>+2 to Piono, +1 to Revan</div></blockquote><br/>You would nope Verdana, but you forgot to null your nullpost. As that nullpost was a real post, no charge shenanigans.<br/><br/><strong>[END OF TURN BATTLE]</strong><br/>Revan continues to be happy that he got Status Immunity, before Nyarly and FA receive a message stating that their powers and power copying is gone next EoTB. Eric and Noah gain 1 HP. Verdana loses 10% Attraction. Ushek's Collar summons a Cultist while Nyarly summons a Lesser Mime.<br/><br/>Earth magic flows into the Tapeworm, before its flesh is removed, and it mutates into an Earth Elemental. The Deus Terrae then applies bolding to its name, which isn't an action, before smashing the Skeltal for 20,000 damage, and Gale for 5. The sand condenses into a solid form, before bombarding it with 10,000 recoil damage.<br/><br/>The Lesser Mimes tear the Terror Slime into shreds while the Cultist smashes the Deus Terrae with a few Lovecraft books for 1,500 damage. Utsuho continues to gain power, before readying the Third Leg, her arm cannon, and blasting a piece of armour off of the Terror Iron Golem, which seems to be rapidly shifting inside of it. Rin takes 12,000 damage, and remains stunned. Her Zombie Fairies, which are perfectly alive and just cosplaying, which means that Rin doesn't need to directly control them, strike the Witch for 3,000 damage.<br/><br/>Gale throws herself into the Minor Deus Terrae, knocking it back a few millimetres and dealing 10,000 damage. The Spooky Scary Skeltal removes the Double from Double-Action, causing the Deus Terrae to get salty and use its status as a miniboss to stop further modification. It then removes the Splash, causing the Terror Witch to gain a massive mess of status effects. While most of them cancel each other out, it does begin to take 10,000 damage per turn. It has 10,000 regeneration per turn, but still. The Charge Demon gains 40,000 HP and 4,000 attack from Gamechanger 1 and 2, before smashing the Deus Terrae for 20,400 damage and taking 3,000 damage due to Infestation. The Generic Hero follows up by smashing it for 15,000 damage.<br/><br/>The Terror Witches suffers from many status effects, but Alicia's godmodding holds it through. It regenerates 10,000 damage, cancelled out by the status effects, before realising that with her status effect inflicting gone, it has no choice but to attack. It demonstrates this by slamming into Utsuho for 20,000 Hyperdeathed damage. The Iron Golem then punches Utsuho for 8,000 damage.<br/><br/>Alicia gives a +2 to Verdana, before sending blasts of light blue energy to the Lesser Mimes, Cultist, Earth Elemental, and the Spooky Scary Skeleton, causing two turns, with the exception of the Spooky Scary Skeleton, where it becomes five turns, counters to tick above them. Alicia then glances towards the crown. It's a long lasting source of infinite summons, and will last for quite a while. We can all figure out what Alicia's going to do to it.<br/><br/><strong>[ITINERARY]</strong><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[ALL] Get the artifacts inside of the Battlefield, and attempt to keep them.<br/></span><br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]: Kill Alicia111.<br/>[AG]: Summon entities. Lots.</span><br/><br/><span style="color:#5a70b3">[PG]: Protect Alicia111.</span><br/><br/><strong>[BATTLEFIELD]</strong><br/>Terrain: Descendant's Desert (Creativity bonuses and debuffs are increased, healing is also increased.)<br/>Weather: Ascendant's Sandstorm (Noah and co are immune to negative status effects and deal recoil.)<br/>AG Entity Advantage: <span style="color:#00ff00"><strong>TRUE</strong></span><br/><div class="spoiler_toggle">Idlers</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;"><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG] ashkantsr: <strong><span style="color:black">0</span></strong>/20 HP<br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 24/26 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 74% Grief, Summoning: <strong><span style="color:#eeaaaa">IIII</span></strong>, 25% chance to miss next action, <span style="color:#cccccc">Hyperdeath: <strong>II</strong></span><br/><span style="color:#000000">[???]</span> Crystal Golem: Dies with Topaz's body. Corruption: <strong><span style="color:#eeaaaa">III</span></strong>, Purity: <strong><span style="color:#eeaaaa">III</span></strong>, Protect: <strong><span style="color:#eeaaaa">IIII</span></strong>.<br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 10/10 HP, 8/12 GS, GS Regeneration (1 HP).<span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#666666"><strong><br/></strong><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 20/20 HP<span style="color:#666666">, Umbral:</span></span><strong><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#666666"> <strong>I</strong></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa"><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG] sunnyau: <span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:black"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ff0000">5</span></span></span></span>/20 HP</span><br/>[N] DarkSide/Zack: 17/20 HP, 26,000 Blood</span><br/><span style="color:#5a70b3"><span style="color:#5a70b3">[PG] teag2: 7/20 HP, <span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#5a70b3"><span style="color:#ee4a2d">Splintered: <strong>I</strong></span></span></span></span></span><span style="color:#666666">, Umbral: <strong>I</strong></span></div><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 10/20 HP, Copycat: <span style="color:#999999"><strong>I</strong></span>, Copied Abilities (<span style="color:#999999"><strong>I</strong></span>):</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color:#ee4a2d"> Mind Manipulation (Dream Demon), Conductor: <strong><span style="color:#5a70b3">I</span></strong><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><strong><span style="color:#5a70b3">I</span></strong></span><strong><span style="color:#ee4a2d">I</span></strong> (Oktavia)<span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d">, Insignficance: </span></span></span></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><strong><span style="color:#666666">I</span></strong>II</span></strong><span style="color:#ee4a2d"> (Minor Deus Terrae)</span><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><br/>[AG] battlefury13: 24/24 HP, 2 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate, Demonic Contract (<strong><span style="color:#800000">III</span></strong> &amp; <strong><span style="color:#800000">III</span></strong>)<br/>[AG] Revan/Nyarlathotep: 17/20 HP, 2 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 50% Retribution Damage, Healing Item: <strong><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#999999"><strong>I</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><strong><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#999999"><strong>I</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span>III</strong>, <span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d">Copycat: <span style="color:#999999"><strong>I</strong></span>,</span></span></span></span></span> <span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d">Copied Abilities (<span style="color:#999999"><strong>I</strong></span>): Evasive (50%) (Tracer), Spawns Lesser Mimes (Terror Wolf), Hivemind:<strong> <span style="color:#5a70b3">I</span>II </strong>(Terror Wolf), Status Immunity (Minor Deus Terrae), <span style="color:#ff0000">Increasing Pain: <strong>I</strong></span>.</span></span></span></span></span></span><br/><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N] pionoplayer/Eric: <span style="color:#ff0000">5</span>/25 HP, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40%), Elemental Mastery:<strong> IIIII</strong>, Elemental Golem: Element: Earth, Windfury: <strong>IIII</strong>, Element Swap: <strong><span style="color:#666666">III</span></strong><br/>[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: <span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#aaaaaa"><span style="color:#aaaaaa"><span style="color:#ff0000">3</span></span></span></span>/25 HP<span style="color:#aaaaaa">, 163,200 Research</span>, 2 AC (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), 1 Tainted Armour, Regeneration (1 HP), 5% Integral Armour, Retribution when killed, <span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ff0000">Increasing: <strong>I</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span>.<br/></span><br/><span style="color:#5a70b3">[PG] engie/Verdana: Healthy, -8% Attraction (-10% per turn), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, Has 1 Armour from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. Bad Ending activates at -100% Attraction. Good Ending activates at 100% Attraction.</span><br/> <br/><span style="color:#00aaaa">[A]</span> Spectre of the Earth: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted.<br/><span style="color:#00aaaa">[A] </span>Stave of the Sky: +12,500 DMG, +Evasive (50%), (Noah).<br/><span style="color:#00aaaa">[A] </span>Sword of Flame: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Burn.<br/><span style="color:#00aaaa">[A]</span> Lance of the Seas: +12,500 DMG, +Regeneration (1 HP).<br/><span style="color:#00aaaa">[A]</span> Archangel's Armament: +15,000 DMG, Inflicts Burn and Blinded (FallenArchangel).<br/><span style="color:#00aaaa">[A]</span> Ushek's Collar: Creates a Lesser Mime or a Cultist per turn. (Revan)<br/><strong><br/><span style="color:#000000">[???]</span> Minor Deus Terrae: 160,500/350,000 HP, Action, Immune to status effects, Mutability: <span style="color:#666666">I</span>I, Insignficance: <span style="color:#666666">I</span><span style="color:#666666">I</span><span style="color:#666666">I</span>, Shakedown: IIIII, Godhand: <span style="color:#666666">I</span><span style="color:#666666">I</span><span style="color:#666666">I</span><span style="color:#666666">I</span><span style="color:#666666">I</span><span style="color:#666666">I</span>I</strong><br/><span style="color:#000000">[???]</span> Earth Elemental: 20/20 Frames, Corruption: <strong><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">I</span></strong><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">I</span></strong></strong>.<br/><br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span> Lesser Mimes: 20,000/20,000 HP (x5), Corruption: <strong><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">I</span></strong><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">I</span></strong></strong>.<br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span> Cultist: 15,000/15,000 HP, Can sacrifice health to preform magic, Corruption: <strong><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">I</span></strong><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">I</span></strong></strong>.<br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span> Utsuho Reiuji: 104,600/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Nuclear Fusion, Solar Power: 80% (+10% per turn), Subterranean Sun: <strong><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><strong>I</strong></span><strong><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><strong>I</strong></span></strong><strong><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><strong>I</strong></span></strong></strong>.<br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span> Rin Kaenbyou: 112,000/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Cat's Walk, Zombie Fairies: 100/100 HP (x300), Starstruck: <span style="color:#aaaaaa"><strong>II</strong></span>.<br/><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> demonologist/Gale: 10/25 HP (x3), Has 1 Armour.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N] </span><span style="font-family:comic sans"><strong>spooky scary skeltal</strong></span>: 10,000/80,000 HP, Removes words from the target's descriptions, Corruption: <strong><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">I</span></strong><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">IIII</span></strong></strong>.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N] </span>Charge Demon: 110,100/204,000 HP, Gains power from charges. Infestation: <strong><span style="color:#274E13">I</span><strong><span style="color:#274E13">I</span></strong><strong><span style="color:#274E13">I</span></strong>II</strong>.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N] </span>Generic Hero: 60,000/60,000, Negative status effect immunity, 75% Damage Reduction, and 50% Retribution Damage to entities based on mythology or folk tales, Generic Artifact: <strong>IIIIIII</strong>.<br/><del><br/><span style="color:#5a70b3">[PG]</span> Terror Slimes: <span style="color:#ff0000">0</span> HP, Split on hit.</del><br/><span style="color:#5a70b3">[PG]</span> Terror Witches: 77,000/80,000 HP, many, many status effects, Regeneration: <strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">I</span></strong><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">I</span></strong><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">I</span></strong><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">I</span></strong>, Hyperdeath: <strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">I</span></strong><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">I</span></strong><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">I</span></strong><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">I</span></strong><br/><span style="color:#5a70b3">[PG]</span> Terror Iron Golem: 10/10 HP, 4 AC.<br/><br/><span style="color:#80a0ff">[GM]</span> Alicia111: 38/50 HP<br/><br/><div class="spoiler_toggle">The Fortress</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;"><strong>[FORTRESS]</strong><br/>Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of <strong>10</strong>)<br/>Weather: Clear (No effect) <strong>∞</strong><br/><br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span> AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.<br/><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> <strong><span style="font-family:comic sans ms">dirt barracks</span></strong>: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x1840)<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, Purple Worms: 3,000/3,000 HP (x57), Burrow: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">IIII</span></strong><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 20/20 HP (x910)<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Fire Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Dragon Roost: 30,000/30,000 HP, Fire Drakes: 1,500/1,500 HP (x57), Scorched Earth: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">III</span></strong><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Water Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Water Archons: 50/50 HP (x1790), Nautical.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Water Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Water Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Water Buildings per turn.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Sea Serpent Cove: 30,000/30,000 HP, Sea Serpents: 2,000/2,000 HP (x57), Coil: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">IIIIII</span></strong><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Water Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Air Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Air Archons: 20/20 HP (x1390), Airborn, Evasive (40%).<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Air Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Air Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Air Buildings per turn.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Air Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Aviary: 30,000/30,000 HP, Rocs: 1,000/1,000 HP (x38), Airborn, Pickup: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">II</span></strong><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Plant Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Plant Archons: 50/50 HP (x690)<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Sacred Grove: 30,000/30,000 HP, Treant: 5,000/5,000 HP (x23), Can not attack Airborn entities, Tree Shepherd: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span><strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span></strong><strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span></strong><strong><strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span></strong></strong><strong><strong><strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span></strong></strong></strong></strong><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Plant Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Plant Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Plant Buildings per turn.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Energy Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Energy Archons: 25/25 HP (x330), 40% Retribution Damage.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Artillery Range: 30,000/30,000 HP, Energy Cannons: 500/500 HP (x11), Hyperbeam:<strong> <strong><strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span></strong></strong><strong><strong><strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span></strong></strong></strong><strong><strong><strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span></strong></strong></strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa"><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span></span> Energy Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Energy Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Energy Buildings per turn.<span style="color:#aaaaaa"><br/>[N]</span> Earth Elemental: 15,000/15,000 HP, Can not target Airborn enemies, Boulder: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">III</span></strong>, Earth Spike: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">III</span></strong>.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Fire Elemental: 7,500/7,500 HP, Immolate: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">III</span></strong>, Wildfire: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">IIII</span></strong><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Demopan Barracks: 20,000/20,000 HP, Demopan: 1/1 HP (x32), Golden Demopan: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">IIII</span></strong><br/><br/><span style="color:#5a70b3">[PG]</span> PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.</div><br/><div class="spoiler_toggle">Spoils of War</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">[<span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#300080">I</span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#300080">I</span></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#300080">I</span></strong></span></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#300080">I</span></strong></span></strong></span></strong></span>] <span style="color:#300080">Deck of Spellcards</span> (Lv. 2): <span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#300080">READY!</span></strong></span></strong></span></strong></span>, Owner: pionoplayer <span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#000080">IIIII</span></strong>] <span style="color:#000080">Gravitational Core</span> (Lv. 3): <strong><span style="color:#000080">READY!</span></strong>, Owner: pionoplayer <span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#aa00aa">III</span></strong>] <span style="color:#aa00aa">Spider Spawner</span> (Lv. 1): <strong><span style="color:#aa00aa">READY!</span></strong>, Owner: Battlefury <span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#900090">III</span></strong>] <span style="color:#900090">Healing Tray</span> (Lv. 1): <strong><span style="color:#900090">READY!</span></strong>, Owner: Battlefury <span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span><br/>[<span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#700070">I</span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#700070">I</span></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#700070">I</span></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong>I</strong></span>I</strong></span>] <span style="color:#700070">Scythe of Prevention</span> (Lv. 2): <strong><span style="color:red">RECHARGING!</span></strong>, Owner: pionoplayer <span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#0000ff">IIIII</span></strong>] <span style="color:#0000ff">Delta Spear</span> (Lv. 2): <strong><span style="color:#0000ff">READY!</span></strong>, Owner: The_Topazian <span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#ff00ff">IIIII</span></strong>] <span style="color:#ff00ff">Luminous Orb</span> (Lv. 2): <strong><span style="color:#ff00ff">READY!</span></strong>, Owner: pionoplayer <span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#000000">IIIII</span></strong>] <span style="color:#000000">Soul Targeting Unit</span> (Lv. 3): <strong><span style="color:#000000">READY!</span></strong>, Owner: The_Topazian <span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span><br/>[<span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#cccccc">I</span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#cccccc">I</span></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#cccccc">I</span></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#cccccc">I</span></strong></span></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#cccccc">I</span></strong></span></strong></span></strong></span>] <span style="color:#cccccc">Incarnate of Hyperdeath</span> (Lv. 3): <span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#cccccc">READY!</span></strong></span></strong></span>, Owner: Battlefury <span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#666666">IIIIII</span></strong>] <span style="color:#666666">Annoying Dog</span> (Lv. 3): <strong><span style="color:red"><strong><span style="color:#666666">READY!</span></strong></span></strong>, Owner: Battlefury <span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#800000">I</span></strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><strong><span style="color:#800000">I</span></strong></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><strong><span style="color:#800000">I</span></strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><strong><span style="color:#800000">I</span></strong></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><strong><span style="color:#800000">I</span></strong></strong></span></strong></span><strong><span style="color:#800000">I</span></strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><strong><span style="color:#800000">I</span></strong></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><strong><span style="color:#800000">I</span></strong></strong></span></strong></span></strong></span></strong></span>] <span style="color:#800000">Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom</span> (Lv. 4): <strong><span style="color:#800000">READY!</span></strong> Owner: DoctorsHateHer <span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span><br/>[<span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#aa0032">I</span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#aa0032">I</span></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#aa0032">I</span></strong></span>III<strong>I</strong><strong>I</strong></strong></span>] <span style="color:#aa0032">Splinter Buster</span> (Lv. 4): <strong><span style="color:#aa0032"><strong><span style="color:red">RECHARGING!</span></strong>!</span></strong>, Owner: engie <span style="color:#5a70b3">[PG]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#4C1130">I</span><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#4C1130">I</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#4C1130">I</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#4C1130">I</span></span></strong></span></strong><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#4C1130">I</span></span></strong></span></strong></span></strong>] <span style="color:#4C1130">Reflective Shroud</span>: (Lv. 3): <strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#4C1130">READY!</span></span></strong></span></strong>, Owner: DoctorsHateHer <span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#674ea7">I</span><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#674ea7">I</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#674ea7">I</span></span></strong></span></strong><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#674ea7">I</span></span></strong></span></strong><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#674ea7">I</span></span></strong></span></strong></span></strong>] <span style="color:#674ea7">Corrupted Light</span>: (Lv. 3): <strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#674ea7">READY!</span></span></strong></span></strong>, Owner: Battlefury <span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span>


<div class="editby">Edited by <strong><a href="http://s15.zetaboards.com/DTG_Forums/profile/3444667/">ConsumerOfAll</a></strong>, Jun 26 2016, 07:51 PM.</div>
</div>[/dohtml]Originally posted on 2016-06-26 18:18:00

@engie: Okay as funny as turning a character into a dating simulator is, I'm fairly sure you need a way to die.
...
Heh.

7/16 Underpowered. (+1 from revan)
1/10 Welp, that's one way to die.
+1 to revan, engie, fransisco
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Armor Polish && Vitamins = Armor Bracing. (Level ? - 1/?)
The first in a line of alchemies based on the Ankh Shield line in Terraria. Probably just see the wiki for that. The Ankh Shield will eventually give me immunity to common debuffs.
Bandage && Bezoar = Medicated Bandage (Level ? - 1/?)
Here is the second.
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The Charge Demon gains 20-points of charge from Lucid, before continuing to tear into Minor Deus Terrae.
The Generic Hero generically slashes Minor Deus Terrae.
The spooky scary skeltal holds onto it's words.

Since I have an attack to prepare on TCF before crystal returns, I'll try to have one complex attack, and one less so.

Okay it's quite clear that isn't going to happen.

Noah buys a $3.99 HEALTH BOOST microtransaction via the DTG:p2w app. He immediately eats it, regardless of what form it takes.

Originally posted on 2016-06-26 18:27:00

Nyarly coughs awkwardly

I meant to do that.

He then snatches the Lance of the Sea.

Mr. Servitor, Doot Doot 3/20 (+2 from Doc)

John DeFoe 2/20 (+1 from Franc)

How Get People to Like You for Dummies && Pendant == Friendship Pendant (Level 7: 5/8)

+1 to Piono, Toast, and Battlefury


Originally posted on 2016-06-26 20:02:00

For my artifact, i grab the Sword of flame

The odds of this actually getting counted as the 999th post are a million to one.

/anulltpost

Originally posted on 2016-06-26 23:03:00

Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 2/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor T
Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10

As stated in the above artifact post, which is also a /null totaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaly designed to make consumer's life "easier " (its actually two dogs, a piece of toast, and a pyramid scheme), i swipe the sword of flame.

I suddenly decide that quite frankly, the iron golem could use to have a few less hitpoints. Say, 10? That sounds about right. I proceed to use the power of the 999th post and the attempted theif of the 1000th post to empower it. By empower, i mean his body is suddenly hotter than 4000 degrees, easily melting him. He is converted into iron ingots, which i craft into Iron Tnt. I then explode it, erasing him from existance.

He then comes back into existance on the grounds that that attack sucked and was obviously lazily made.

Then, 1000 katanas fall on the Iron golem, dividing it into pi pieces. Pi sounds like pie. Thus, Pi-flavored pie. Somebody mistakes it for pie-flavored pie, causing 3.14 small pies to fly out. What flavor are those pies? Why, bacon and cheese, of course. They smash into the iron golem, causing him to want to be bacon. But he cannot into bacon. Or cheese. This depresses him. I proceed to offer to end his life, and allow him to go to the bacon and cheese heavens.

Continuing this attack, is, of course, the nullpost from earlier. Two dogs and a piece of toast trick him into investing such things as a soul and all his money in the pyramid scheme. Said soul is promptly sold to a demon, who accidentally implodes it, damaging him via souldamage. He, meanwhile waits for the excepted reward for his investment: The 1000th post. But it then revealed that they cannot hand that out- it has already been taken by a piece of toasted toast. Probably. Since consumer isn't gonna count that nullpost i'd bet.

He proceeds to have a mental breakdown, because he invested all his money in that pryamid scheme in an effort to use the 1000th post to support his family, and his family is now without money and unsupported. I then proceed to spam mindcrush again and again, fragmenting his mind into millions of pieces. I then proceed to teleport a massive amounts of chaos scales into his mindscape, which proceeds to explode his mind, fragmenting him further, before a final mindcrush wipes his mind from existance.

I then proceed to dropkick him with a spongebob, because my language is now lolcats. Said spongebob proceeds to replicate, and dodges a copyright cannon shot, which instead hits the iron golem. This copyrights him, causing himt o become the repeat target of copyright shootings.











Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield

Dogfort 20/20
dogfort again 20/20 1+ from franciso
1+ to revan
1+ to piono
1+ to toasted toas


Originally posted on 2016-06-26 23:04:00