Cue Verdana getting sick of doing nothing and just sort of... phasing himself to right in front of Alicia.

Boo.

Then phasing out of the way of the inevitable retaliatory strike to behind Alicia, out of the way of that attack to about seven different locations around the server, then turning into what basically amounts to an Omega Flowey expy and unleashes a multi-elemental fire ice lightning death space bullet hell demonstration all over Alicia, the attacks moving at an outright unfair rate and bouncing around the battlefield like demented sparks while a horribly distorted version of the Seinfield theme song plays. Gravity fails to even be coherent as the entire battlefield starts flying around, splitting apart and crashing into itself at random, flaming cheeses beginning to rain down from the sky and an army of spinning rainbow-coloured Donkey Kongs racing past the various entities gathered. One of the rainbow Donkey Kongs is gravitationally dragged right into Alicia, causing it to smack her repeatedly, the attack being finished off by Verdana picking up a tree, flying up into the sky, then rocketing down towards Alicia... and then when he draws near and looks about to smash Alicia into the ground with it, the tree distorts shape in a flashy display and becomes a rose, which Verdana casually hands to Alicia as if him taking the server on a trip through clusterfuck didn't just happen.

Do you celebrate Valentine's Day at all? Because, well, admittedly I'm a bit late, but... yeah.

In the background, a spinning rainbow-coloured Donkey Kong crashes into an Error Gasterblaster and promptly explodes. Verdana then teleports to a safe distance away from the inevitable attacks that are likely to be sent his way, takes a look around at the aftermath of lolwut, and shrugs, apparently satisfied with the results, even as the spinning rainbow-coloured Donkey Kongs and flaming cheeses pose a somewhat improbable hazard to those who aren't prepared to deal with them.

Originally posted on 2016-02-17 21:46:00

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1455673854))

Gun Boy 3/10 Hats and Swords 5/10 (+2 from Topaz) Boulder && Random Painting of Someone's Finger = Giant Stone Middle Finger 1/??? If Koishi begins to attack me, I slowly move to the side, then after, I move over it and start moving slowly again. If I get hit, I FIOR MAH LAZOR!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!! If not, I attempt to increase my integrity.

Boulder && Random Painting of Someone's Finger = Giant Stone Middle Finger (Level 1)
We'll see what happens at the EoTB.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1455681744))

Oh, hey. I'm alive. Cool. Sorodin points his finger, and a large sphere of water comes hurtling towards Koishi. I attempt to alight it, and if that fails, I just force it towards Koishi. You know, they say impact with so much water is like hitting concrete. If I miss or she dodges, I just keep the sphere hovering in midair. The Calm Before The Storm 10/10 +1 from Pricey 10/10 EXPENDED! Sorodin> Heh. A loud rumbling noise suddenly comes into hearing range. Confused, every player looks upwards, only to find that it is how it always has been. A small wind picks up, but nobody makes much of it. When the wind gets stronger, everyone keeps staring at the sky, but it is unchanging. Suddenly, without any warning but the wind, a hurricane spurts out of a drawstring bag Sorodin was holding just moments before. The bag spirals around the hurricane... and around... and around... until it enlargens to an absurd size and engulfs Koishi. It then reverts into a smaller form. Sorodin> Huh. Not quite what I intended. Waste of a good pocket dimension. ================================================================================================================================ Inside the pocket realm... Koishi tumbles down from the sky into the sprawling land of Illaria. She hits the ground with a loud thud, getting up painfully. Observing her surroundings, she can see that she has landed in a deep crater, too steep to get out. Not that she would know it, but she was in Arcarod, a forbidden place to most inhabitants of Illaria. A door was barely visible through the darkness, covered by rusted iron bars. That didn't look like a good place to go. Koishi stood around there until night was upon her, and the crater was illuminated by the dim moonlight. The distant flapping of a giant bird's wings could be heard, getting closer and closer. Fearing the worst, Koishi easily opened the blocked door, and using only the light of the heat lamp Sorodin so conveniently left for her, she continued into the dungeon.   Koishi walked into a chamber made of damp stone bricks, moss spreading across the room, and the ceiling threatening to crumble at any minute. There were two gemstones on either sides of the room above doorways; one a fiery red and the other a frosty blue. Koishi chooses a door and continues into the dungeon. IF THE RED DOOR IS CHOSEN     Koishi stumbles into an extremely warm room with a door clearly visible on the other end with several pools of lava and dispensers with most likely fireballs blocking the way to the exit. The room seemed almost impossible to pass. After a few minutes of attempting to get across, Koishi, on fire, tired, and ready to give up, finds a chest. Scrambling around in it, she finds nothing other than a fire resistance potion. After chugging the whole thing down, she crosses the lava safely and reaches the final room. IF THE BLUE DOOR IS CHOSEN   Koishi enters a freezing, narrow hallway with a door on the other end. It seemed simple enough at first, but upon closer inspection, she finds that icicles are hanging from the ceiling, and when she threw a rock down the hallway, it froze and shattered almost  instantly. Taking out the heat lamp, Koishi successfully makes it halfway through the hallway before the heat lamp shatters and she's nearly frozen in place. She sluggishly makes her way to the other side of the room, frozen, battered, and frozen limbs starting to crack, Koishi makes it to the final room. FINAL ROOM Koishi reaches the final room, which is a large circular arena with two gemstones embedded in the floor, akin to the ones above the doorway. At the other end of the room, a door shining with brilliant light. That must be the way out. She runs across the room despite her pain, but as she gets halfway, all three doors slam shut, and Koishi instinctively knows no matter how much she pulls, they won't open. Turning around, she sees two statues behind her carved precisely and threateningly. If Koishi knows her Illaria history well, she would know that these are Golicethor, and Golfernor, the two indestructible goliaths of fire and ice, protectors of Arcarod. Needless to say, she never made it past that door. Unearthly Ties 5/10 +1 from Pricey +2 to Redstone

It's rude to kill people who aren't playing.

Koishi takes 8,000 damage from your water orb. Alicia shows Koishi which doors do what in advance and Koishi picks the blue door due to being on fire. She braves through the ice cold due to that and as she feels no emotion, isn't too shaken by that part of the ordeal. After getting beaten on for a bit by Golicethor and Golfernor, she goes back to being not visible by anything, and jumps through a portal made by Alicia to return to the Battlefield. She falls on the floor for a second, but shrugs it off and activates a spellcard.

A massive field of bullets appears around the non-PGs, making them take damage on doing a melee attack.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1455745572))

Cue Verdana getting sick of doing nothing and just sort of... phasing himself to right in front of Alicia. Boo. Then phasing out of the way of the inevitable retaliatory strike to behind Alicia, out of the way of that attack to about seven different locations around the server, then turning into what basically amounts to an Omega Flowey expy and unleashes a multi-elemental fire ice lightning death space bullet hell demonstration all over Alicia, the attacks moving at an outright unfair rate and bouncing around the battlefield like demented sparks while a horribly distorted version of the Seinfield theme song plays. Gravity fails to even be coherent as the entire battlefield starts flying around, splitting apart and crashing into itself at random, flaming cheeses beginning to rain down from the sky and an army of spinning rainbow-coloured Donkey Kongs racing past the various entities gathered. One of the rainbow Donkey Kongs is gravitationally dragged right into Alicia, causing it to smack her repeatedly, the attack being finished off by Verdana picking up a tree, flying up into the sky, then rocketing down towards Alicia... and then when he draws near and looks about to smash Alicia into the ground with it, the tree distorts shape in a flashy display and becomes a rose, which Verdana casually hands to Alicia as if him taking the server on a trip through clusterfuck didn't just happen. Do you celebrate Valentine's Day at all? Because, well, admittedly I'm a bit late, but... yeah. In the background, a spinning rainbow-coloured Donkey Kong crashes into an Error Gasterblaster and promptly explodes. Verdana then teleports to a safe distance away from the inevitable attacks that are likely to be sent his way, takes a look around at the aftermath of lolwut, and shrugs, apparently satisfied with the results, even as the spinning rainbow-coloured Donkey Kongs and flaming cheeses pose a somewhat improbable hazard to those who aren't prepared to deal with them.

The shear amount of attacks deals 1,000 damage to everyone but Alicia, who shields and dodges like crazy. The Error Gasterblaster takes 10,000 more damage. Error Sans takes 1 integrity damage and does not refresh his dodge rate. Sorodin dies, the Thaumic Slime splits, the Corrupted Airship's heat and motion sensors go crazy and forget to attack this turn and Alicia blushes from your proposal.

**Divinity Alicia111: I would, but I don't have anyone to celebrate it. It's not like it's been 14 days since I started this, unless you're working with a different timeline.
**Divinity Alicia111: You've damaged me before, but if you want to, I accept.

The moment she finishes typing, she gives you an amulet. It happens to hit you with several different mind control spells the moment she brings it out.
**Divinity Alicia111: At this rate, I'll end up with quite a few slaves.
She smiles.

Also, several Spinning Rainbow-Coloured Donkey Kongs stay behind, but Verdana just got brainwashed so nobody cares about that.

Sans does his thing and everyone loses 9% integrity.
[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The Corrupted Airship idles, while the Thaumic Slimes jump on CharaIsInnocent, dealing 12 damage. The Thaumic Slimes take 8,000 damage each from Danmaku Paranoia, and split again.

The Spinning Rainbow-Coloured Donkey Kongs attack the Error Gasterblasters, dealing 9,000 damage to all of them.

CII doesn't like this turn of events at all, and uses a Splash Potion of Healing on the AGs, healing them for 8,000 HP. Sarah and the Noob Squad team up to attack the Error Gasterblasters at range, dealing 8,000 damage to both of them.

Alicia uses the Mind Control Amulet to make Verdana attack Sarah. He manages to naturally resist.
**Divinity Alicia111: You might be able to resist for a while, but I doubt you'll last that long.
Error Sans sends the blades on the Blue Strings of Death towards Joey, dealing 15 integrity damage. The Error Gasterblasters blast Sarah, dealing 10,000 damage. Koishi prepares to fire at Verdana, but she sees that Alicia wants to have fun with her new puppet so she blasts at Joey and CharaIsInnocent. Joey's auto-action activates, but due to moving over the bullets, Joey is forced into moving straight across the bullets. He and CII both take 6 damage. Joey's auto-fire then happens, and Koishi gets hit directly by a laser, dealing 8,000 HP.

CharaIsInnocent: Support, anyone?

Alicia decides to make the Mind Control Amulet regeneration, before firing a laser at Sarah. She takes 15,000 damage.

[HOW TO PLAY]
Verdana has now been brainwashed by Alicia due to the Mind Control Amulet. The simplest way to free him is to destroy the Mind Control Amulet, but Alicia isn't going to let that happen so easily.While the Mind Control Amulet is alive, Verdana has a 10% chance of being forced to do Alicia's bidding or not attacking a PG entity, but this can be decreased and increased. He also can't attack Alicia at all but he can attack the Amulet. Dropping it won't save Verdana, by the way.
This is why you do not propose to people who are trying to kill you.
[ITINERARY]
All> Destroy the Corrupted Airship.

AG> Summon some entities.
AG> Protect the players.
AG> Defeat Koishi Komeji.
AG> Destroy Error Sans.
AG> Kill Alicia111.
AG> Rescue Verdana.

PG> Protect Alicia111.
PG> Protect Koishi Komeiji.
PG> Kill the AG players.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Main Lobby (Does nothing.)
Weather: Clear (Does nothing.) ∞
Paradox Effect: (Intensity: 955): Water is randomly swapped with gasoline. I
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE


[AG?] engie/Verdana: 19/20 HP, Cannot attack Alicia.
[AG] Pricey12345: 3/20 HP, 22% INTEGRITY, Flux Poison: I
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 0/20 HP, 22% INTEGRITY, Flux Poison: II
[AG] Redstonetam15/Joey: 11/20 HP, 43% INTEGRITY, Insanity: II

[H] Corrupted Airship: 262,000/300,000 HP
[H] Thaumic Slimes: 30,750/30,750 HP (x4), Split when damaged.

[N] Spinning Rainbow-Coloured Donkey Kongs: 40,000/40,000 HP (x6)

[AG-PL] CharaIsInnocent: 9/20 HP, Real Knife: III
[AG] Sarah: 7,000/40,000 HP
[AG] Noob Squad: 40,000/40,000 HP

[PG] Mind Control Amulet: 250,000/250,000 HP + Regen (1,000 HP), Verdana's Resistance Chance (90%)
[PG] error sans: 89% INTEGRITY, Highly Evasive (72%). Current Target: [AG] (players only), Current Pattern: Blue String(s) of Death (Reduces integrity, prevents dodging.)
[PG] Error Gasterblasters: 32,000/50,000 HP (x2), Guarding Error Sans.
[BOSS] Koishi Komeiji: 91,000/100,000 HP, Current Spellcard: Symbol "Danmaku Paranoia" (Melee attacks deal damage to the attackers.), Current Pattern: Spread Fire

[GM] Alicia111: 49/50 HP

Originally posted on 2016-02-18 11:29:00

I return and continue my chergereng. (2/10)
Yay.

Originally posted on 2016-02-18 16:04:00

((Wait, when did Koishi get that HP boost? Last I checked, she had 26,000 HP out of 80,000. Also, did you take into account that the second attack was charged? Just wondering. ))

Sorodin does his respawning thing again, this time picking up some gasoline and water from the ground, and... is that blood? Several of the entities on the field look a bit pale. When Sorodin respawns, he seems... redder than usual. Ew.

Current Composition: 80% Water, 15% Gasoline, 5% Blood

Originally posted on 2016-02-18 21:41:00

SpongebawbIsDabest joined the server
SpongebawbIsDaBest [AG] 20/20. Using a Spongebob skin and a large number of spongebob mods. Actually Battlefury's avatar.

SBISDAB (Short for SpongeBawbisDabest, of course!): Hello, Everyone! I heard there was a big party going on this server! With Godmodders! Godmodder Party's are the best, so i thought it was rude when i wasn't invited!

SBISDAB: And being rude is just... plain... mean!

Spongebawb pulls out his weapon of Choice- The Unenchanted Modular Golden Spatula! Pulling out his trusty grill, he quicky makes dozens of hundreds of Krabby Pattys!
Year-old Krabby pattys!
Horribly Overcooked Krabby Pattys!
Year-old Horribly Overcooked Krabby Pattys!
He shoves the krabby patty's down the bosses throat! He eats them all, then proceed to get the worst case of food posioning ever, the overcooked patty's deep-fry his organs, and he vomits up a whole load of blood plus his digestive system.

Then, Spongebawb, a massive pineapple, places it down. Then builds a house with it, perfect for a spongebob fan. Of course, it is not only bigger on the inside, but is constructed to be like Spongebob's house.
Spongebawb's House [???]- Owned by Spongebawb. Door is locked to all but spongebawb.

Then, Spongebawb notices the terrain is perfectly normal. Which is to say it's lame. He promptly floods the map, forcing everyone to fly, while using his Sponge Powers to make it rain, changing the terrain to Mildly Flooded (20%) Lobby and the Weather to rain.
Mildy Flooded: Minor effects on entity's of all side. Nactual and entity's capable of surviving underwater gain extremely minor buffs. Can be intensifed by player or entity actions, and weather.
Storm: Current Intensity: 10% (Light Rain) Current state: While in light rain, flooding will decrease slowly. Will slowly increase in intensity.

I then ask if i can get Spongebawb a level system, or do i have to charge it?

Sponges 1/10



1/10 Sponge Ladder

Originally posted on 2016-02-18 22:29:00

@Fury
It's a she. Probably.

Gun Boy 6/10 (+2 from Topaz)
Hats and Swords 6/10

I shoot the Error Gasterblasters using COD~E DRAI~N Bullets to gain integrity.
Sarah patches herself up, while the Noob Squad attempt to slap the Mind Control Amulet.

Originally posted on 2016-02-19 00:49:00

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1455842955))

@Fury It's a she. Probably. Gun Boy 6/10 (+2 from Topaz) Hats and Swords 6/10 I shoot the Error Gasterblasters using COD~E DRAI~N Bullets to gain integrity. Sarah patches herself up, while the Noob Squad attempt to slap the Mind Control Amulet.

By boss, i meant the boss, not the godmodder.
/null above this point.
Spongebawb waits for a moment of creativity.
Then, deciding he needs none,
2/10
2/10

Originally posted on 2016-02-19 00:59:00

It takes Verdana longer than it should to comprehend what just happened to him. Once he realizes, he grins and claps.

Clever girl. I should probably have seen that one coming...

Due to being physically unable as a result of the amulet, he doesn't attack Alicia this turn. The fact that Error Sans is far too likely to just nope out of the attack means that he doesn't see the attempt as worthwhile. He grimaces at the thought of, shock horror, actually having to support his teammates for once, but manages to force it into a casual half-smile and dismisses the thought. Even though the amulet is the thing that's holding power over him, he sort of... finds himself oddly reluctant when he considers destroying it. And attacking the things that he only just summoned through use of egregious insanity is out of the question, since that would be reducing his own accomplishments. That leaves very few targets left.

So he ends up setting a Glitch Gasterblaster on fire, starts a charge, and calls it a day.

Element Fire: 1/5

Originally posted on 2016-02-19 09:47:00

QUOTE (teag2 @ (time=1455811469))

I return and continue my chergereng. (2/10) Yay.

Yay.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1455831693))

((Wait, when did Koishi get that HP boost? Last I checked, she had 26,000 HP out of 80,000. Also, did you take into account that the second attack was charged? Just wondering. )) Sorodin does his respawning thing again, this time picking up some gasoline and water from the ground, and... is that blood? Several of the entities on the field look a bit pale. When Sorodin respawns, he seems... redder than usual. Ew. Current Composition: 80% Water, 15% Gasoline, 5% Blood

You respawn. That doesn't seem very healthy, maybe you should find some water.

Your attack did about 50,000 damage to Koishi, which would have dealt massive overkill. Koishi then activated a spellcard, which in Touhou, give another lifebar and change the boss' pattern.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1455834579))

SpongebawbIsDabest joined the server SpongebawbIsDaBest [AG] 20/20. Using a Spongebob skin and a large number of spongebob mods. Actually Battlefury's avatar. SBISDAB (Short for SpongeBawbisDabest, of course!): Hello, Everyone! I heard there was a big party going on this server! With Godmodders! Godmodder Party's are the best, so i thought it was rude when i wasn't invited! SBISDAB: And being rude is just... plain... mean! Spongebawb pulls out his weapon of Choice- The Unenchanted Modular Golden Spatula! Pulling out his trusty grill, he quicky makes dozens of hundreds of Krabby Pattys! Year-old Krabby pattys! Horribly Overcooked Krabby Pattys! Year-old Horribly Overcooked Krabby Pattys! He shoves the krabby patty's down the bosses throat! He eats them all, then proceed to get the worst case of food posioning ever, the overcooked patty's deep-fry his organs, and he vomits up a whole load of blood plus his digestive system.  Then, Spongebawb, a massive pineapple, places it down. Then builds a house with it, perfect for a spongebob fan. Of course, it is not only bigger on the inside, but is constructed to be like Spongebob's house. Spongebawb's House [???]- Owned by Spongebawb. Door is locked to all but spongebawb. Then, Spongebawb notices the terrain is perfectly normal. Which is to say it's lame. He promptly floods the map, forcing everyone to fly, while using his Sponge Powers to make it rain, changing the terrain to Mildly Flooded (20%) Lobby and the Weather to rain. Mildy Flooded: Minor effects on entity's of all side. Nactual and entity's capable of surviving underwater gain extremely minor buffs. Can be intensifed by player or entity actions, and weather. Storm: Current Intensity: 10% (Light Rain) Current state: While in light rain, flooding will decrease slowly. Will slowly increase in intensity. I then ask if i can get Spongebawb a level system, or do i have to charge it? Sponges 1/10 1/10 Sponge Ladder

Alicia screams internally at having somebody so that plain out makes her want to scream join the server and twitches slightly. You shove Krabby Patties down an AU male version of Koishi, who has no idea who you are and why you have such a vendetta against him, while Koishi (our female Koishi) stares at you.

As multiactions make your next actions weaker, you create Spongebawb's House. Is that meant to be a zone? If it is, it's probably going to be the only zone until Koishi's defeat. Your next action only creates a Mildly Flooded (5%) Lobby and a Slight Drizzle.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1455842955))

@Fury It's a she. Probably. Gun Boy 6/10 (+2 from Topaz) Hats and Swords 6/10 I shoot the Error Gasterblasters using COD~E DRAI~N Bullets to gain integrity. Sarah patches herself up, while the Noob Squad attempt to slap the Mind Control Amulet.

The Error Gasterblasters lose 10% integrity while you gain 10% integrity.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1455843564))

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1455842955)) @Fury It's a she. Probably. Gun Boy 6/10 (+2 from Topaz) Hats and Swords 6/10 I shoot the Error Gasterblasters using COD~E DRAI~N Bullets to gain integrity. Sarah patches herself up, while the Noob Squad attempt to slap the Mind Control Amulet. By boss, i meant the boss, not the godmodder. /null above this point. Spongebawb waits for a moment of creativity 2/10

Koishi is indeed, female.

Spongebawb idles.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1455875254))

It takes Verdana longer than it should to comprehend what just happened to him. Once he realizes, he grins and claps. Clever girl. I should probably have seen that one coming... Due to being physically unable as a result of the amulet, he doesn't attack Alicia this turn. The fact that Error Sans is far too likely to just nope out of the attack means that he doesn't see the attempt as worthwhile. He grimaces at the thought of, shock horror, actually having to support his teammates for once, but manages to force it into a casual half-smile and dismisses the thought. Even though the amulet is the thing that's holding power over him, he sort of... finds himself oddly reluctant when he considers destroying it. And attacking the things that he only just summoned through use of egregious insanity is out of the question, since that would be reducing his own accomplishments. That leaves very few targets left. So he ends up setting a Glitch Gasterblaster on fire, starts a charge, and calls it a day. Element Fire: 1/5

Alicia flashsteps behind you.
**Divinity Alicia111: You did basically propose to me.
**Divinity Alicia111: Now, you seem confused on who to attack.
**Divinity Alicia111: See that assassin over there, and that group of noobs?
**Divinity Alicia111: Those are your enemies.
**Divinity Alicia111: Kill them for me, okay?

You try to burn the Error Gasterblasters, but Alicia manages to stop you on a near natural 100.

All players lose 18 integrity.
[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Spongebawb's House idles.

The Corrupted Airship's motion sensors have completely and utterly died from Verdana's attack. Being based on SMB3, the Corrupted Airship retires attack and instead sends out several tainted members of the Koopa Troop. The Thaumic Slimes jump on the Noob Squad, dealing 10,000 damage to them. Danmaku Paranoia's effect deals 8,000 damage to the Thaumic Slimes, causing them to split.

The SRCDKs go after Spongebawb, dealing 8 damage.

CharaIsInnocent is very unhappy at her lack of support and attacks Sa- wait, you can't be serious. Oh god, she is actually doing that.
rhr2345: What the hell, Chara!
The knife goes straight through Sarah, killing her before she can heal.
CharaIsInnocent: Chara told me to do it.
The Anti-Godmodders quickly get out of her range before she can quickly revenge kill them.
CharaIsInnocent: What's your problem? She was lagging behind, so I put her out of her misery!

CharaIsInnocent gains some determination, fully healing herself and gaining two more respawns before her faction changes to Neutral, as she's not entirely kill everything that moves, yet. The Noob Squad, slightly confused at Chara's change of alignment, attack the Mind Control Amulet, dealing 6,000 damage.

Alicia uses the Mind-Control amulet to convince Verdana to try and finish off the Noob Squad, but he again manages to resist. However, his mental defenses against the amulet again, weaken. Error Sans realises that the EoTB hasn't been reducing integrity for a while, and uses that undamaged integrity to create a buzzsaw of death, going straight towards Joey. He takes 25% integrity damage. The Error Gasterblasters do their thing, and fire at the Tainted Goombas. 40 of them die. Koishi fires at Joey and Spongebawb, dealing 6 damage.

Alicia is pleased with the amount of minions she has and decides to rub it in the Anti-Godmodders' faces showing the Noob Squad her chest full of Diamond Blocks. They go crazy and claw after the Diamond Blocks, but then they realise that the Diamond Blocks are just an illusion. They cry for a bit, before they realise that it's a memetic (SCP memetic) illusion, one that deludes you into making it real. The memetic illusion here was that anybody who sees the Diamond Blocks and finds out that they were fake die. Half of the Noob Squad drop dead, dealing 20,000 damage.

[ITINERARY]
All> Destroy the Corrupted Airship.

AG> Summon some entities.
AG> Protect the players.
AG> Defeat Koishi Komeji.
AG> Destroy Error Sans.
AG> Kill Alicia111.
AG> Rescue Verdana.

PG> Protect Alicia111.
PG> Protect Koishi Komeiji.
PG> Kill the AG players.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Mildly (5%) Flooded Lobby (Nautical entities gain a 5% boost to attack and defense.)
Weather: Slight Drizzle (Adds 1% to the flood percentage of the lobby.) III
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE


[AG?] engie/Verdana: 19/20 HP, Cannot attack Alicia.
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 20/20 HP, 82% INTEGRITY
[AG] Redstonetam15/Joey: 5/20 HP, 10% INTEGRITY, Insanity: I
[AG] Battlefury/SpongebawbisDaBest: 6/20 HP, 82% INTEGRITY

[PG] teag2: 13/20 HP

[???] Spongebawb's House: ???/??? HP, Only enterable by Spongebawb without godmodding.

[H] Corrupted Airship: 262,000/300,000 HP
[H] Tainted Koopas: 500/500 HP (x50), Turn into Tainted Koopa Shells on death.
[H] Tainted Goombas: 200/200 HP (x110)
[H] Thaumic Slimes: 11,375/11,375 HP (x8), Split when damaged.

[N] Spinning Rainbow-Coloured Donkey Kongs: 40,000/40,000 HP (x6)
[N] CharaIsInnocent: 20/20 HP (x3)

[AG] Noob Squad: 10,000/40,000 HP

[PG] Mind Control Amulet: 244,000/250,000 HP + Regen (1,000 HP), Verdana's Resistance Chance (85%)
[PG] error sans: 89% INTEGRITY, Highly Evasive (72%). Current Target: [AG] (players only), Current Pattern: Blue String(s) of Death (Reduces integrity, prevents dodging.)
[PG] Error Gasterblasters: 32,000/50,000 HP (x2), 90% INTEGRITY, Guarding Error Sans.
[BOSS] Koishi Komeiji: 91,000/100,000 HP, Current Spellcard: Symbol "Danmaku Paranoia" (Melee attacks deal damage to the attackers.), Current Pattern: Spread Fire

[GM] Alicia111: 49/50 HP

Originally posted on 2016-02-19 10:49:00

Gun Boy 7/10
Hats and Swords 7/10

Giant Stone Middle Finger && Spikes = Razor Middle Finger 1/???

Welp, sister's dead. Well, at least it's only one incarnation. I love you Assassin's Creed.

I use a bomb on Error Gasterblasters, hopefully also removing the bullets, with the Noob Squad shooting Koishi.

Originally posted on 2016-02-19 15:49:00

((The composition system will make sense once my leveling system does.))

Sorodin> ...

Sorodin> Dang spellcards.

The hurricane rages on, throwing various objects around. Sorodin notes this, and decides to take advantage of this, opening up several other pocket realms, apparently used for storage, and several heavy objects fly out of it, and Sorodin, apparently not finding what he wanted, moves on to the next drawstring bag. After several more of these, he quickly clamps his hand around an amulet before it gets the chance to fly off into the hurricane. It is a brilliant gold, and seems to shimmer with the light of the sun. Sorodin takes a look around before holding the amulet to his heart. It begins to heat up, and stardust starts breaking off of it in shining waves, scattering into the hurricane.

Sorodin> Whoops, that wasn't supposed to happen.

Sorodin sticks the amulet in his pocket for future use. However, there were some interesting side effects of the stardust. A shimmering cage had formed around Koishi, burning her every time she touched an edge. Several objects broke free of the hurricane's pull, and battered Koishi relentlessly, from everything from Chara's dagger and random spellcards from who-knows-where to... are those Krabby Patties? A huge shadow falls upon the cage, and Koishi takes out several more spellcards, attempting to endure the hit, but they get blown away in the wind. In mere seconds, the spot where Koishi used to be is a very grounded and charred SMB3 Airship, and a broken nuclear heat lamp.

Sorodin> When did I lose that?

He checks his pockets, and finds that several pocket dimensions are now missing, flying around the hurricane at alarming speeds.

Sorodin> ...gorilla

((Aargh! I can't find the font!))

Charge Attacks are Fun! 1/10
Unearthly Ties 6/10

Originally posted on 2016-02-20 06:02:00

Eh, those guys are an entire squadron of noobs. They'll probably ending up killing themselves at this rate.

He pauses to think, then eyes up CharaIsInnocent. And points directly at CharaIsInnocent to avoid any confusion about who he directs his next sentence to.

You, on the other hand... Actually, there's a chance for a reference, so might as well take it - you should be B U R N I N G I N H E L L

His eyes turn just pure blue. There's not even the usual human white in them... He clenches his fists and smacks them together as Divine Madness ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkAXOvL_w-Q ) kicks in. With barely any time given as a warning, he opens by dragging CharaIsInnocent into a battle screen, almost immediately following that up with a wide-angle beam of blue energy from the top of the screen. The key to not being hit is to stay still, but that's a given because blue attacks. Unfortunately for CharaIsInnocent, there's also a bunch of attacks that look blue coming from each side of the battle screen, but are decidedly not, which should prove to be a shock when they hit despite their target being completely still. Verdana grins, then conjures up an earth pillar and leans on it.

Eh, not like I wasn't going to do that at some point or other anyway, mind control amulet or not.

Element Fire: 2/5

Originally posted on 2016-02-20 07:23:00

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1455896985))

Gun Boy 7/10 Hats and Swords 7/10 Giant Stone Middle Finger && Spikes = Razor Middle Finger 1/??? Welp, sister's dead. Well, at least it's only one incarnation. I love you Assassin's Creed. I use a bomb on Error Gasterblasters, hopefully also removing the bullets, with the Noob Squad shooting Koishi.

The Error Gasterblasters take 8,000 damage each, and Danmaku Paranoia's effect does not happen for this turn.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1455948162))

((The composition system will make sense once my leveling system does.)) Sorodin> ... Sorodin> Dang spellcards. The hurricane rages on, throwing various objects around. Sorodin notes this, and decides to take advantage of this, opening up several other pocket realms, apparently used for storage, and several heavy objects fly out of it, and Sorodin, apparently not finding what he wanted, moves on to the next drawstring bag. After several more of these, he quickly clamps his hand around an amulet before it gets the chance to fly off into the hurricane. It is a brilliant gold, and seems to shimmer with the light of the sun. Sorodin takes a look around before holding the amulet to his heart. It begins to heat up, and stardust starts breaking off of it in shining waves, scattering into the hurricane. Sorodin> Whoops, that wasn't supposed to happen. Sorodin sticks the amulet in his pocket for future use. However, there were some interesting side effects of the stardust. A shimmering cage had formed around Koishi, burning her every time she touched an edge. Several objects broke free of the hurricane's pull, and battered Koishi relentlessly, from everything from Chara's dagger and random spellcards from who-knows-where to... are those Krabby Patties? A huge shadow falls upon the cage, and Koishi takes out several more spellcards, attempting to endure the hit, but they get blown away in the wind. In mere seconds, the spot where Koishi used to be is a very grounded and charred SMB3 Airship, and a broken nuclear heat lamp. Sorodin> When did I lose that? He checks his pockets, and finds that several pocket dimensions are now missing, flying around the hurricane at alarming speeds. Sorodin> ...gorilla ((Aargh! I can't find the font!)) Charge Attacks are Fun! 1/10 Unearthly Ties 6/10

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[b][font=courier new]gorrila[/font][b]

should work.

Everybody on the field takes 1,000 damage, as a starting point. You gain the Solar Amulet, a Level 3 (Yes, found alchemies can break the cap.) alchemy that boosts sun-related attacks. Koishi loses her next spellcard (which was a survival card anyway) and is angry as somebody with no emotions can be at you for making her lose her spellcards. CII jumps up and catches her dagger / sword and glares at you while the Corrupted Airship is slammed into the ground for 19,000 damage. Alicia catches your pocket dimension and puts them in one of her inventories for further use.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1455952985))

Eh, those guys are an entire squadron of noobs. They'll probably ending up killing themselves at this rate. He pauses to think, then eyes up CharaIsInnocent. And points directly at CharaIsInnocent to avoid any confusion about who he directs his next sentence to. You, on the other hand... Actually, there's a chance for a reference, so might as well take it - you should be B U R N I N G I N H E L L His eyes turn just pure blue. There's not even the usual human white in them... He clenches his fists and smacks them together as Divine Madness ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkAXOvL_w-Q ) kicks in. With barely any time given as a warning, he opens by dragging CharaIsInnocent into a battle screen, almost immediately following that up with a wide-angle beam of blue energy from the top of the screen. The key to not being hit is to stay still, but that's a given because blue attacks. Unfortunately for CharaIsInnocent, there's also a bunch of attacks that look blue coming from each side of the battle screen, but are decidedly not, which should prove to be a shock when they hit despite their target being completely still. Verdana grins, then conjures up an earth pillar and leans on it. Eh, not like I wasn't going to do that at some point or other anyway, mind control amulet or not. Element Fire: 2/5

**Divinity Alicia111: Stop trying to be subversive and just give in.

CharaIsInnocent completely forgets to move for your first attack, before dodging your next blasts.
CharaIsInnocent: Heh, Chara told me how to dodge that.
The other Undertale fans in the lobby look at her incredulously.
CharaIsInnocent: You're just jealous that Chara speaks to me instead of you. I'm like the next Frisk~
And she's crazy.

Error Sans does his thing and every AG player takes 9 integrity damage, except Verdana.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The Corrupted Airship sends out more Tainted Koopa Troop members. The Tainted Koopa Troop rush the SRCDKs as they resemble what their fractured minds used used to call an enemy, killing one of them. The Thaumic Slimes jump on the Mind Control Amulet, dealing 9,000 damage.

The SRCDKs initate war with the Tainted Koopa Troop and kill 50 Goombas. CharaIsInnocent continues her murder of the little remaining AG forces by cutting straight through the remaining Noob Squad. They die.

The Mind Control Amulet tells Verdana to go after CharaIsInnocent. Verdana - from his own mouth - would attack CharaIsInnocent anyway, so Verdana's resistance for this action is reduced to 10%. He fails to resist, and fires Boss Monster style Fire magic at CharaIsInnocent. Something that is not CII (so probably Chara) makes CII twitch and she strikes at Verdana, for being mind-controlled, and Alicia for giving him the order. She misses. Error Sans switches targets to the growing hostile horde, but before that, reduces Joey's integrity to 0. The Error Gasterblasters do their thing, and fire at Sorodin, dealing 7 damage. Koishi follows Error Sans, and fires at the Corrupted Airship, dealing 18,000 damage.

Alicia poses triumphantly at completely removing the non-Narrative powered members of her rebellion, and gaining a mind-controlled slave, before she sees a battle in the air. The three former server owners, dancing across the sky in what might be the most intense 1v1v1 battle to grace a factions server as of 2016.

jAFK and stevei concentrate their attacks on Ascension, who manages to avoid. Eventually, Ascension notices the battle at the lobby. He dives down to the lobby, while stevei and jAFK ender pearl down to opposite sides of the battlefield. Ascension lands near the Anti-Godmodders, stevei lands next to the Corrupted Airship and jAFK lands next to the Pro-Godmodders.

(Fallen from Grace) Ascension: I'm not too surprised that you're trying to kill everyone, or you're working with her.
(Fallen from Grace) stevei: I have my reasons. Like the reason we chopped down that massive tree and put the server lobby there.
(Fallen from Grace) stevei: Hey, Alicia, are you mocking us for getting the server taken over?
**Divinity Alicia111: Sure, why not?
(Right Side of History) jAFK: She's mocking you for getting the server taken over.

In the middle of the conversation, Ascension gives all AG players a +1, while Alicia gives teag2 a +2 if he's still here.

[ITINERARY]
All> Destroy the Corrupted Airship.

AG> Summon entities.
AG> Protect the players.
AG> Defeat Koishi Komeji.
AG> Destroy Error Sans.
AG> Kill Alicia111.
AG> Rescue Verdana.

PG> Protect Alicia111.
PG> Protect Koishi Komeiji.
PG> Kill the AG players.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Mildly (6%) Flooded Lobby (Nautical entities gain a 5% boost to attack and defense.)
Weather: Slight Drizzle (Adds 1% to the flood percentage of the lobby.) II
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE



[AG?] engie/Verdana: 18/20 HP, Cannot attack Alicia.
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 12/20 HP, 73% INTEGRITY
[AG] Redstonetam15/Joey: 0/20 HP, 0% INTEGRITY, Insanity: I
[AG] Battlefury/SpongebawbisDaBest: 5/20 HP, 73% INTEGRITY

[PG] teag2: 13/20 HP

[???] Spongebawb's House: ???/??? HP, Only enterable by Spongebawb without godmodding.

[H] stevei: 95/100 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour, Conflict: IIII
[H] Corrupted Airship: 224,000/300,000 HP
[H] Tainted Paratroopas: 400/400 HP (x40)
[H] Tainted Koopas: 500/500 HP (x48), Turn into Tainted Koopa Shells on death.
[H] Tainted Koopa Shells (x2), Can be kicked into an entity, Turn into Tainted Koopas after a turn.
[H] Tainted Goombas: 200/200 HP (x55)
[H] Thaumic Slimes: 10,375/11,375 HP (x8), Split when damaged.

[AG-PL] Ascension: 90/100 HP (x2), Has 2 Armour, To The Sky: IIII

[N] Spinning Rainbow-Coloured Donkey Kongs: 39,000/40,000 HP (x5)
[N] CharaIsInnocent: 19/20 HP (x3)

[PG-PL] jAFK: 95/100 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour, Curse: II
[PG] Mind Control Amulet: 234,000/250,000 HP + Regen (1,000 HP), Verdana's Resistance Chance (85%)
[PG] error sans: 89% INTEGRITY, Highly Evasive (72%). Current Target: [H], Current Pattern: Blue String(s) of Death (Reduces integrity, prevents dodging.)
[PG] Error Gasterblasters: 23,000/50,000 HP (x2), 90% INTEGRITY, Guarding Error Sans.
[BOSS] Koishi Komeiji: 90,000/100,000 HP, Current Spellcard: Symbol "Danmaku Paranoia" (Melee attacks deal damage to the attackers.), Current Pattern: Spread Fire

[GM] Alicia111: 49/50 HP

Originally posted on 2016-02-20 17:57:00

((Okay, I'm done playing around with pocket dimensions... for now. Aside from Illaria, I mean.))

Sorodin> ...stevei? You know how you said you wanted to help?

Sorodin> Now's the chance.

Sorodin>vThe airship will be fine, don't worry.

I CHECK jAFK.

Charge Attacks are Fun! 2/10
Unearthly Ties 8/10 (+1 from Ascension)

Originally posted on 2016-02-20 20:15:00

Gun Boy 8/10
Hats and Swords 8/10

Giant Stone Middle Finger && Spikes = Razor Middle Finger 2/???-

Oh wait, I'm dead? well then, respawn.



Originally posted on 2016-02-21 05:02:00

Verdana shrugs, then turns and gestures upwards at CharaIsInnocent. Gravity flips over, carrying her upwards into the sky. He then... just stands there and lets her continue flying away. While there IS a limit to how far his manipulations can go, it seems to be taking an awfully long time for CII's gravity to correct itself... In the meantime, Verdana keeps standing there, holding his pose as is, like the base model for a sculpture or drawing or something. Damn, he can stand still when he wants to.

Hey, if you can hear me up there, can you fetch a blunt for me while you're that high?

Element Fire: 3/5

Originally posted on 2016-02-21 08:09:00

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1455999354))

((Okay, I'm done playing around with pocket dimensions... for now. Aside from Illaria, I mean.)) Sorodin> ...stevei? You know how you said you wanted to help? Sorodin> Now's the chance. Sorodin>vThe airship will be fine, don't worry. I CHECK jAFK. Charge Attacks are Fun! 2/10 Unearthly Ties 8/10 (+1 from Ascension)

jAFK: Pro-Godmodder.
Founder of AscensionCraft who specialises in setting up traps to disable and kill the opponent. Curse is an special that gives Bad Luck to all members of the team jAFK chooses to use it on. He does not ascend on using it.

(Fallen from Grace) stevei: Of course! I have absolutely no idea why you think I'm going to kill you. I just thought that I was going to fix this ship using an Ethereal Bloom first.
(Fallen from Grace) Ascension: That's a lie.
(Fallen from Grace) stevei: Whatever, it's not like the Conflict was known for being truthful anyway.

If it wasn't clear already, stevei wants you dead, and works under the Conflict. Not a particularly good combination.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1456030923))

Gun Boy 8/10 Hats and Swords 8/10 Giant Stone Middle Finger && Spikes = Razor Middle Finger 2/???- Oh wait, I'm dead? well then, respawn.

Yep. No charging for you. You respawn, with a black and red array of corruption across your avatar. You then respawn, properly.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1456042157))

NSFW Look, would it really have killed you to obtain consent before making me wear this amulet? Mind control's not one of my stronger fetishes... It's one of them, admittedly, I think about somewhere on par with milk. Don't need to say what kind.[/color] Verdana shrugs, then turns and gestures upwards at CharaIsInnocent. Gravity flips over, carrying her upwards into the sky. He then... just stands there and lets her continue flying away. While there IS a limit to how far his manipulations can go, it seems to be taking an awfully long time for CII's gravity to correct itself... In the meantime, Verdana keeps standing there, holding his pose as is, like the base model for a sculpture or drawing or something. Damn, he can stand still when he wants to. Hey, if you can hear me up there, can you fetch a blunt for me while you're that high? Element Fire: 3/5

Alicia stares at you blankly, before turning the Mind Control Amulet off.
**Divinity Alicia111: Fine, I'll turn it off. Now, you can either join me, or I'll take not joining me as consent and turn it back on.
**Divinity Alicia111: Don't even consider betraying me, by the way. I have a rather large army.

CharaIsInnocent flies, very high into the sky, until she sees the Error Gasterblaster that you accidently sent into the sky. She climbs onto it, slowing her ascent until your gravity fades out, before falling onto the field with her very own Error Gasterblaster. She then remembers that she got hit by a mind-controlled Verdana's fireball, and takes 8 damage.

The hostiles take 9 integrity damage.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
stevei and the Corrupted Airship call a massive amount of reinforcements to the Tainted Koopa Troop. Kill the Corrupted Airship and stevei quickly, or we'll end up with the Tainted Koopa Troop becoming a nigh-unstoppable force. Two of the Tainted Paratroopas kick the Tainted Koopa Shells at Ascension, dealing 2 damage, while the rest of them, along with the Tainted Koopas attack jAFK, dealing 14 damage. The Tainted Goombas rush the SCDKs en masse, dealing 5,000 damage to all of them, while the Tainted Bloopers rush the Error Gasterblasters, dealing 8,560 damage to one of them. The Tainted Koopas Troop, due to their small size manage to avoid Danmaku Paranoia. The Thaumic Slimes bounce on Koishi, dealing 8,000 damage but also taking 8,000 damage. They don't split any further.

The SRCDKs go through the Tainted Goombas, killing 20 of them. Chara and her newly found Error Gasterblaster dual attack Verdana, dealing 11 damage.

Ascension starts two charges and cuts straight through the weakest Error Gasterblaster, instantly killing it. He takes 6 damage from Danmaku Paranoia.

Koishi, now the first entity to act in the Pro-Godmodders, fires at the Tainted Koopas and Sorodin, dealing 8,000 damage each and killing 16 Tainted Koopas. jAFK attacks stevei, dealing 7 damage. Error Sans doubles the integrity damage to the hostiles from his action onwards for this turn, and does some Gasterblastering at the Thaumic Slimes, killing them. Error Joey idles for this turn, just glitching out,

Alicia is still smug at having a relatively large army so she kicks the mass of Tainted Koopa Shells into steve, dealing 32 damage.

The hostiles take 51 integrity damage.

[GM NOTES]
I should really help to make the entity battle more driven about the players instead of driven by me.

[ITINERARY]
All> Destroy the Corrupted Airship.

AG> Summon entities.
AG> Protect the players.
AG> Defeat Koishi Komeji.
AG> Destroy Error Sans.
AG> Kill Alicia111.
AG> Rescue Verdana.

PG> Protect Alicia111.
PG> Protect Koishi Komeiji.
PG> Kill the AG players.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Mildly (7%) Flooded Lobby (Nautical entities gain a 7% boost to attack and defense.)
Weather: Slight Drizzle (Adds 1% to the flood percentage of the lobby.) I
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE



[AG?] engie/Verdana: 7/20 HP
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 4/20 HP, 73% INTEGRITY
[AG] Redstonetam15/Joey: 20/20 HP

[???] Spongebawb's House: ???/??? HP, Only enterable by Spongebawb without godmodding.

[H] stevei: 56/100 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour, Conflict: IIII, 40% INTEGRITY
[H] Corrupted Airship: 224,000/300,000 HP, 40% INTEGRITY
[H] Tainted Paratroopas: 400/400 HP (x60), Airborne, Turn into Tainted Koopas on death., 40% INTEGRITY
[H] Tainted Koopas: 500/500 HP (x52), Turn into Tainted Koopa Shells on death., 40% INTEGRITY
[H] Tainted Koopa Shells (x0), Can be kicked into an entity, Turn into Tainted Koopas after a turn.
[H] Tainted Goombas: 200/200 HP (x55), 40% INTEGRITY
[H] Tainted Bloopers: 200/200 HP (x40), Nautical, 40% INTEGRITY

[AG-PL] Ascension: 82/100 HP (x2), Has 2 Armour, To The Sky: IIII, Project Mechanical: IIIIIIIIIII, Project Retake: IIIIIIIIIII

[N] Spinning Rainbow-Coloured Donkey Kongs: 34,000/40,000 HP (x5)
[N] CharaIsInnocent: 11/20 HP (x3)
[N] CII's Error Gasterblaster: 34,000/50,000 HP, Guarding CharaIsInnocent.

[BOSS] Koishi Komeiji: 82,000/100,000 HP, Current Spellcard: Symbol "Danmaku Paranoia" (Melee attacks deal damage to the attackers.), Current Pattern: Spread Fire
[PG-PL] jAFK: 81/100 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour, Curse: II
[PG] Mind Control Amulet: 234,000/250,000 HP + Regen (1,000 HP), Verdana's Resistance Chance (85%), Disabled.
[PG] error sans: 89% INTEGRITY, Highly Evasive (72%). Current Target: [H], Current Pattern: Blue String(s) of Death (Reduces integrity, prevents dodging.)
[PG] Error Gasterblaster: 23,000/50,000 HP, 90% INTEGRITY, Guarding Error Sans.
[PG] Error Joey: 25/25 HP, Error Shielding: 100%

[GM] Alicia111: 49/50 HP

Originally posted on 2016-02-21 13:37:00

Sorodin> ...sure. Any reason you want us dead, aside from the fact that we have Narrative insurance and all that?



I CHECKstevei.

Charging Entitiesis Fun! 3/10
Unearthly Ties ((Originally this was going to be used to bring Ascension to the battlefield, and then to purify the Corruped Airship to get stevei to be AG, but now IDK what it will be.)) Charge Attacks are Fun! 9/10 (+1 from Ascension)



Originally posted on 2016-02-21 17:33:00

Gun Boy 8/10
Hats and Swords 8/10

Giant Stone Middle Finger && Spikes = Razor Middle Finger 2/2 Basically done.

I use a slingshot to launch the Giant Stone Middle Finger at jAFK.
"Gorilla" you, they say.

Originally posted on 2016-02-21 18:05:00

DTG was a mistake.

Originally posted on 2016-02-21 20:27:00