Let's do this

I float slowly with focus aim while the bullets that fires at me, I dodge these slowly but in the possible way while I use my open hands to shoot directly at Koishi (You know how hard is that game that i was thinking about) I fire the Bullet destroying Bomb that will destroy every bullet at Koishi (Touhou Logic FTW) I end off by shooting laser beams at Koishi.

Charges:

ChurgeATK #1 6/10 +1 from Redstone
ChurgeATK #2 5/10

+1 to Redstone, +1 to Sorodin

Alchemies:
Nah.

Inventory:
Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1)
Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...)

Damage Dealt: 18,000
Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 0
Times Died 0

Originally posted on 2016-02-10 21:18:00

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1455050577))

Hey, you've already murdered me once! Or are you so weak that a mere scratch is something for ya to worry about...? Verdana grins at Alicia in what can only be described as a trollish manner, then glances down at his now-taintstained body. He mutters something about cleaning costs, then gestures upwards, calling down a rainstorm. Water washes over the battlefield, the levels rising upwards, then submerging himself and the other tainted players. With another gesture, a sudden tsunami tears across the land, plowing through the tainted players and washing off the substance. He holds up his other hand, gravity flipping upside down near him and carrying the tainted water upwards over the Corrupted Airship, then gathering into an orb in the air. He relaxes his hands. The water remains there...? That probably shouldn't be happening. But it is. Which means Verdana's probably saving that for something.

**Divinity Alicia111: It's the first time I've been damaged since becoming Gamma.
**Divinity Alicia111: It's also about the seventh time I've been damaged since becoming a godmodder, but that happened recently.

All players lose Taint Poison, and the Corrupted Airship gains 30,000HP. The members of the lobby, especially CharaIsInnocent, give you death stares.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1455073766))

((Yes, in fact, there is a joke you're missing. Tubas are the only attack to have successfully been involved in damaging the godmodder MORE THAN ONCE in every single canonical DTG game so far, and at least once in all of the non-canonical games that have lasted for any real length of time. Essentially I was trying to do a goofy attack that would be packed with enough MYTHOLOGY GAG POWER to land a hit)) The tuba then hits Alicia in the back of the head with the combined might of paradox power, justice power empowered by karmic justice against the horrific lies of the Opening Post, and all that pent up REFRANCE damage, and pun damage coming from it being a french tuba doing reFRANCE damage. "... Wasn't she holding the tuba?" erm... yes, actually, I think she still is. "I saw that. How did that same tuba nail her in the back of the head?" Uhh... magic? "Uh... sure. Also, could I have some help with this poison? I don't like debuffs." Oh, sure. MILKED! "I don't think throwing milk buckets at people cures statu- well then. I guess it does cure status debuffs. Do you think it cured my schizophrenia?" I'm pretty certain you don't actually have schizophrenia. "That's what you wrote on my character sheet." But what you have isn't actually schizophrenia, it's closer to split personality disorder or possession. "I'm not going to suddenly start randomly attacking everyone on the field again, am I?" ... No promises. Hold on, this wasn't the one that actually resulted in you getting nerfed mid-battle, was it? "Maybe..." 2/3 I'm not certain a charged attack counts as random actually...: 2/10 Magic missile tome AND stick = wand of magic missile 2/2 "Sweet, I actually have a weapon with stats now."

Yep, I've actually used tubas before. It's a shame Alicia isn't Richard.

**Divinity Alicia111: I don't get what you mean.
**Divinity Alicia111: I'm still holding a tuba, but it isn't nailing me in the back of the head.
**Divinity Alicia111: Are you trying to trick the Narrative into making it hurt me?
**Divinity Alicia111: If so, why is that tuba flying into you at the speed of sound?

The tuba flies straight into you, dealing 6 damage. The milk does nothing, since Verdana took away your status effects.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1455075588))

Sorodin> Aha. Sorodin douses Koishi in water, following through with a lighter. Somehow, the water catches on fire. Koishi should now be a flaring beacon of light for the Corrupted Airship. Sorodin grins crazily as several empty bottles of gasoline fall out of his coat. The Calm Before The Storm 7/10 Unearthly Ties 2/10 +2 to Redstone Bow || Oblivion Energy 2/3

You deal 15,400 (+400 due to the Water Affinity Pendant) damage to Koishi, followed up by a Paradox Roll due to tricking reality into thinking gasoline was water. Paradox intensity is 955, so for the next few turns, water on the battlefield can be swapped randomly with gasoline, and visa versa.

QUOTE (burning trapper @ (time=1455135283))

ok explanation time every weapon i enchant is only allowed to be enchanted 4 times also it can only attack entity's not players its also got karmic retribution so if you hit the damge is increase by 500  i also can use karmic retribution but first i summon error! sans health = 1                                                                                                                 attack =  50,0000                                                                                                                 defense = 0                                                                                                                           micron, i ,potassium                                                                                                                           summon, chloride, 50                                                                                                                           lightning, that,whip                                                                                                                           Otis, banana,storm tell me if you solved code

This is different enough to not count as a resummon so Alicia brainwashes Error Sans and you decide to give everyone absolute hell. I've revised the stats of Error Sans to make him more similar to Sans Sans so I'll give you a How to Play at the end of this post, but basically, treat it like Sans from 0rigins, but slightly easier and no godmodding.

A message going downwards doesn't count as a code, so no extra actions.

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1455139098))

Let's do this I float slowly with focus aim while the bullets that fires at me, I dodge these slowly but in the possible way while I use my open hands to shoot directly at Koishi (You know how hard is that game that i was thinking about) I fire the Bullet destroying Bomb that will destroy every bullet at Koishi (Touhou Logic FTW) I end off by shooting laser beams at Koishi. Charges: ChurgeATK #1 6/10 +1 from Redstone ChurgeATK #2 5/10 +1 to Redstone, +1 to Sorodin Alchemies: Nah. Inventory: Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...) Damage Dealt: 18,000 Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 0 Times Died 0

Bombs don't deal damage to extra bosses before Touhou 14. As such, Koishi takes 9,000 damage.
Koishi: You remind me of a girl that I met near the shrine.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1455150455))

"Okay, hold up, Koishi is an innocent..." Yeah... I don't think I can condone the murder of an innocent in my current frame of mind. "You told me what your character roster is already." Okay, yeah, I shouldn't make stuff up. "Don't say that either, if you didn't I wouldn't be here." Fine, you deal with the whole squishy mercy thing, I'll focus on breaking things. The giant 20 ton concrete ball from BeamNG drops out of the sky onto the Corrupted Airship. Ever seen what happens to vehicles when 20 tons of concrete lands on them at terminal velocity? It isn't pretty. It crunches tanks like tin cans. Now, the funny thing is that the Corrupted Airship was flying. Keyword there; was It's currently bent in the middle, the brow and back and end both bent upwards, rendering whatever means it had of flying unusable, meaning it GAINS velocity downwards rather than slowing. "Hold on, what do you mean 'whatever'? This isn't schrodinger's airship." I uhh... wasn't paying attention, and I'm reading this all off of a screen. "Well how do you know it doesn't have a balloon over the top? Some airships use that, and a giant block of concrete wouldn't necessarily go down far enough for the ship to bend like that." Ever drop an anvil on a beach ball? "'Uh... no?" Trust me, the beach ball loses. "And the same is true of airship balloons and 20 ton concrete balls at terminal velocity?" Yes. "I think the airship just hit the ground." How much damage did it take from the sudden landing and crushing? "I don't know, I can't read the update terminal, I'm actually here in person, remember?" Oh yeah, right. Guess I just have to wait for the update. "Okay yes, it totally was." 3/3 Not anymore at least.: 3/10 Hey, have you seen any anvils lying around, Eric? "Uh, no?" Hammer AND anvil = The Unforger 1/3 3/3 EXPENDED! Eric flips through his spellbook. "Hey, I don't remember half of these spells being here." You're an honorary Descendant now, you've got access to attacks that you otherwise normally wouldn't. "Oh sweet, then that means I can do this." "MAGIC MISSILE!" He raises his hand into the air, and suddenly a stream of magic missiles shoots outwards towards Koishi. Normally, this spell only fires three shots. We're in DTG though, so it's been upgraded to a full on storm of darts of solid force. Especially since he's got a synergy bonus from the fact that his current weapon creates attacks exactly of this kind. "Wait, WHAT!?! NO! I'm not murdering a little girl!" You were the one that aimed it mate. Better act fast or she's going to have a few more holes in her face than she's supposed to. "Crapcrapcrapcrapcrap... ummm oh oh... Here, MODIFICATION ADD: HOMING!" Just as Koishi turns around and sees the storm of magic missiles streaming towards her in amounts even Reimu would have a hard time dodging, they all change direction slightly. Those that were aimed at her alter their path just slightly, moving around her, and moving more to avoid any attempts to dodge she makes that would otherwise put her in harms way. "Whew. That was close." You realize that storm of magic missiles might have screwed up one or two of the attacks aimed at her. "We shouldn't be killing a little girl!" Wait, hold on, if you weren't target Koishi, then who were you- BOOM Oh. The plasma tank. For those of you wondering what just happened, the plasma tank just became a wonderful swiss cheese model. And then the thing that was holding all that plasma got ruptured and exploded. This, as one could reasonably guess, is bad for a tank's health.

The airship is grounded and takes 20,000HP of damage while the tank takes 15,000 damage, as well as getting plasma in your face.

The hostile entities take 2,000HP of damage from Karmic Retribution.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The Corrupted Airship fires at any players who attacked this turn, dealing 2 damage to all of them except pionoplayer, who takes 3 damage. ♀ deals 7 damage to burningtrapper.

sneakingGod239 attacks Error Sans but glitches through him, while CharaIsInnocent sees another Undertale fan here, and glomps burningtrapper. With a knife. They take 2 damage.
CharaIsInnocent: So, how are we going to deal with your little mistake?
CharaIsInnocent: Cut him up like all good genocide runners?
CharaIsInnocent: Slice those little blue strings of him into pieces?

She sounds really eager to discuss Undertale and murdering Error Sans with burningtrapper, but really sadistic, as well. No wonder she empathises with Chara so well...

error sans: heh.
error sans: you know waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much about me.
error sans: let's fix the problem of your existence, not-chara.

The Plasma Tank idles, while Error Sans switches targets to AG's non Descendants. Koishi Komeiji uses a spiral aimed at Pricey, dealing 3 damage to everyone excluding Pricey, who takes 5 damage. He expectedly goes ~pi-chuun, as well as Sorodin.

Alicia decides to give Error Sans some Error Gasterblasters and some blue string.
error sans: thanks.
error sans: i can make my own.

The hostile entities take 8,000 damage from Karmic Retribution.

[HOW TO PLAY]
Thanks to burningtrapper deciding to summon Error Sans, you now have to deal with Sans here as well. Error Sans works like a mixture of Sans and THE OPERATOR, having an integrity bar instead of a HP bar, using Karmic Retribution to attack and having high evasiveness. Karmic Retribution occasionally hits players here. If an attack does not damage him, he will lose evasiveness but if it does, he will gain 10% evasiveness.

Beware of him attacking independently of Karmic Retribution.

[ITINERARY]
All> Destroy the Corrupted Airship.

AG> Survive.
AG> Summon some entities.
AG> Protect the players.
AG> Defeat Koishi Komeji.
AG> Destroy Error Sans.
AG> Kill Alicia111.

PG> Protect Alicia111.
PG> Protect Koishi Komeiji.
PG> Kill the AG players.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Main Lobby (Does nothing.)
Weather: Clear (Does nothing.) ∞
Paradox Effect: (Intensity: 955): Water is randomly swapped with gasoline. IIIII
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE

[AG] engie/Verdana: 13/20 HP
[AG] Redstonetam15/Joey: 7/20 HP
[AG] Pricey12345: 0/20 HP
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 0/20 HP
[AG] burningtrapper: 4/20 HP
[AG] pionoplayer: 6/20 HP, Plasma Burns: IIIII
[AG] ashkantsr: 15/20 HP

[PG] teag2: 13/20 HP

[H] Corrupted Airship: 280,000/300,000 HP, Airborne
[H] ♀, Incarnate of Femina: 140,000/150,000 HP, Taint: II

[AG-PL] sneakingGod239: 20/20 HP, Sneak Away: III
[AG-PL] CharaIsInnocent: 8/20 HP, 20/20 HP, Real Knife: III

[PG] Plasma Tank: 5,000/20,000 HP, DISABLED, Takes no damage from weak enough attacks.
[PG] error sans: 100% INTEGRITY, Highly Evasive (75%). Current Target: [AG] (excluding players), Current Pattern: Error Gaster (Reduces HP.)
[PG] Error Gasterblasters: 50,000/50,000 (x2)
[BOSS] Koishi Komeiji: 64,600/80,000 HP, Current Spellcard: Nonspell 1, Current Pattern: Spiral Wall

[GM] Alicia111: 49/50 HP

Originally posted on 2016-02-11 18:38:00

There's a long and awkward pause as Verdana turns to the players in the lobby.

Just for the record, I saw that going a little differently in my mind. You're welcome to try to do better!

He then levitates the tainted water orb over Error Sans and drops it, seemingly starting to nod his head faintly to an unheard beat.

Anyone feel like dancing? I know a few good songs.

And then he begins fooling around with gravity, tossing the Plasma Tank into the air, swinging it around a little like a yoyo, then initiating a song. Specifically, https://soundcloud.com/napemango/bonetarantella that one. He breaks out into proper dancing, albeit the kind that you might recognize as similar to your dad's attempts to groove, mashing the Plasma Tank against the Corrupted Airship in time to the swing beat. As bad as he is at dancing, one has to admit, smacking an airship with a tank while dancing to an italian remix of the themesong of a rather lovable innocent skeleton sure is something that... isn't often used as an actual fighting technique.

Originally posted on 2016-02-11 20:55:00

[GOT REKT AND BE SALTY]

I have Infinite lives mate but i am spending 1 out-of infinity to revive myself.

Originally posted on 2016-02-11 21:42:00

Sarah 10/10 (+2 from Topaz)
Summoned. (40,000 HP (AG) (Hight Damage) )
A female assassin appears. She attacks the Error Gasterblasters using the Bugfix Knives.
Better Entities Plz 10/10 (+2 from Topaz, +1 from Pricey)
Everyone suddenly feels a power up. Charge limit raised by 5. (If too OP, just us AGs, or just me. I did it for all to make the gameplay more interesting.)
Gun Boy 1/15 or 10
Hats and Swords 1/15 or 10

Pitchfork && Dagger = Pokey Pitchfork 1/???

I attack Error Sans with a rubber hand.

Originally posted on 2016-02-12 03:02:00

Sorodin looks down at his body as it slowly turns red, vital organs sliced, limbs missing. Despite all of that he smiles. He smiles. His body turns a violent shade of red, but doesn't fall over. A hissing sound rings out, and Sorodin's body starts to lose it's red shading. Water comes out of his pendant, and forms limbs and organs where Sorodin was missing them. Finally, skin grows back over his new body and the water solidifies into bone.

Sorodin> What? You thought that killing me was going to be that easy?

Originally posted on 2016-02-12 03:12:00

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1455224104))

There's a long and awkward pause as Verdana turns to the players in the lobby. Just for the record, I saw that going a little differently in my mind. You're welcome to try to do better! He then levitates the tainted water orb over Error Sans and drops it, seemingly starting to nod his head faintly to an unheard beat. Anyone feel like dancing? I know a few good songs. And then he begins fooling around with gravity, tossing the Plasma Tank into the air, swinging it around a little like a yoyo, then initiating a song. Specifically, https://soundcloud.com/napemango/bonetarantella that one. He breaks out into proper dancing, albeit the kind that you might recognize as similar to your dad's attempts to groove, mashing the Plasma Tank against the Corrupted Airship in time to the swing beat. As bad as he is at dancing, one has to admit, smacking an airship with a tank while dancing to an italian remix of the themesong of a rather lovable innocent skeleton sure is something that... isn't often used as an actual fighting technique.

The Plasma Tank is obliterated, while the Corrupted Airship gains Plasma Burns and takes 15,000 damage.

The untainted gasoline orb falls on Error Sans, glitching through him and making him lose 3 evasiveness.

CharaIsInnocent: Are you an idiot?
sneakingGod239: Yeah. Why would you funnel Taint into a tainted airship?

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1455226957))

[GOT REKT AND BE SALTY] I have Infinite lives mate but i am spending 1 out-of infinity to revive myself.

You respawn.
rhr23456: Only use bombs if you get near death, remember?
rhr23456: You might want to set something up so you can auto-bomb.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1455246145))

Sarah 10/10 (+2 from Topaz) Summoned. (40,000 HP (AG) (Hight Damage) ) A female assassin appears. She attacks the Error Gasterblasters using the Bugfix Knives. Better Entities Plz 10/10 (+2 from Topaz, +1 from Pricey) Everyone suddenly feels a power up. Charge limit raised by 5. (If too OP, just us AGs, or just me. I did it for all to make the gameplay more interesting.) Gun Boy 1/15 or 10 Hats and Swords 1/15 or 10 Pitchfork && Dagger = Pokey Pitchfork 1/??? I attack Error Sans with a rubber hand.

Sarah is summoned. However, Better Entities Plz does not take effect, as I already have something planned for that. In compensation, you get to change what the charge does and not have to stop charging one of your other charges.

You roll a natural 1 (I wish I was making that up...) and Error Sans takes the opportunity to smack you with a glitchy hand, dealing 1 damage to you.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1455246749))

Sorodin looks down at his body as it slowly turns red, vital organs sliced, limbs missing. Despite all of that he smiles. He smiles. His body turns a violent shade of red, but doesn't fall over. A hissing sound rings out, and Sorodin's body starts to lose it's red shading. Water comes out of his pendant, and forms limbs and organs where Sorodin was missing them. Finally, skin grows back over his new body and the water solidifies into bone. Sorodin> What? You thought that killing me was going to be that easy?

**Divinity Alicia111: No, I thought it would be harder due to your immortality. Most people here can respawn, anyway.
**Divinity Alicia111: In fact the only way to make my opposition to give up is for them to either decide to bow down and serve, or if something strange happens to their avatar.
**Divinity Alicia111: Killing you, the immortal, might actually be easier, as your respawning capabilities seem to rely on that pendant.
**Divinity Alicia111: Let me fix that.
Alicia walks up to you calmly, and your Water Affinity Pendant shatters, pouring gasoline everywhere.
If you look closely, you feel a faint presence that could be described as cold and light blue, worming into your mind, working out your mental weaknesses. Then, it disappears.

The AG players take 4 damage from Karmic Retribution.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The Corrupted Airship fires at all active players this turn, making them all take 2 damage. ♀ goes after Joey, murdering him.

sneakingGod239 and CharaIsInnocent cut an Error Gasterblaster down to size, dealing 16,000 damage, while Sarah goes after Error Sans himself, who notices her instantly and teleports away from her, losing 4% of his evasiveness.

Blue string appears around AG's descendants before very sharp bones appear on them, travelling up and down on them. Every action taken, a player's integrity goes down. If it hits zero, very bad things related happen, the least of which instantly killing you or a Phantom Walker scenario. The Error Gasterblasters do some Error Gasterblasting on Verdana, dealing 10 damage to him. Koishi uses yet another Spiral Wall, focused on Sorodin and Pricey. They take 4 damage.

Alicia dances around Verdana, making fake poking motions, but doesn't harm him. Instead, she takes out a Diamond Axe and decapitates CharaIsInnocent.

All AG entities take 9,000 damage.

[ITINERARY]
All> Destroy the Corrupted Airship.

AG> Survive.
AG> Summon some entities.
AG> Protect the players.
AG> Defeat Koishi Komeji.
AG> Destroy Error Sans.
AG> Kill Alicia111.

PG> Protect Alicia111.
PG> Protect Koishi Komeiji.
PG> Kill the AG players.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Main Lobby (Does nothing.)
Weather: Clear (Does nothing.) ∞
Paradox Effect: (Intensity: 955): Water is randomly swapped with gasoline. IIII
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE

[AG] engie/Verdana: 1/20 HP
[AG] Redstonetam15/Joey: 0/20 HP, Flux Poison: III
[AG] Pricey12345: 14/20 HP, Flux Poison: III
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 14/20 HP, Flux Poison: III
[AG] burningtrapper: 4/20 HP
[AG] pionoplayer: 5/20 HP, Plasma Burns: IIII
[AG] ashkantsr: 15/20 HP

[PG] teag2: 13/20 HP

[H] Corrupted Airship: 265,000/300,000 HP, Plasma Burns: II
[H] ♀, Incarnate of Femina: 140,000/150,000 HP, Taint: I

[AG-PL] sneakingGod239: 7/20 HP, Sneak Away: III
[AG-PL] CharaIsInnocent: 0/20 HP, 20/20 HP, Real Knife: III
[AG] Sarah: 40,000/40,000 HP

[PG] error sans: 100% INTEGRITY, Highly Evasive (68%). Current Target: [AG] (players only), Current Pattern: Blue String(s) of Death (Reduces integrity, prevents dodging.)
[PG] Error Gasterblasters: 34,000/50,000 HP, 50,000/50,000 HP
[BOSS] Koishi Komeiji: 64,600/80,000 HP, Current Spellcard: Nonspell 1, Current Pattern: Snake of Rings

[GM] Alicia111: 49/50 HP

Originally posted on 2016-02-12 16:24:00

Sorodin> ...

Sorodin> Why would I rely on something as fragile as that?

Sorodin> It just happened to be the closest source of water. In order to kill me, you'd effectively have to dry up ALL the liquid in the world- including your own blood.

Sorodin> So yeah. Unless you can live without blood of water, I suggest you don't kill me.

Sorodin takes out a heat lamp. He runs over to Koishi, and drops in in her hands. He then steps back to observe. You can almost see the thoughts going through Koishi's head:

Was that supposed to be an attack? How is tha-

That's when the airship fires. Seeing the overwhelming heat caused by the heat lamp, the airship fired it's whole arsenal at Koishi. Where she used to stand is now a gaping crater, smoke rising from it in hypnotizing waves.

The Calm Before The Storm 8/10
Unearthly Ties 3/10

+2 to Redstone

Bow || Oblivion Energy 3/3 [DONE!]

Heat Lamp && Nuclear Reactor = Nuclear Heat Lamp


Originally posted on 2016-02-12 17:40:00

I respawn.

Originally posted on 2016-02-12 18:07:00

Because NORMALLY, shit goes from where there's more of it to where there's less of it!

Verdana roars in frustration, spacewarping over to the weaker Glitch Gasterblaster. He then picks it up with one hand, spacewarps over to the Glitch Airship, and slams the two into each other via gravity manipulation. There's a cacophonic noise as the slamming causes both entities to accidentally open fire on each other, an explosion rippling across the battlefield... with Verdana being caught in it. Not that he cares too much right now, even as his body once again begins to crystalize.

Originally posted on 2016-02-13 01:23:00

I'm going to another family member's house until early Monday BST, so I can't guarantee an update. If I can't update, I'll give everyone a +1 but I'll see about that later.

Originally posted on 2016-02-13 15:02:00

Well, I'm going to the mountains for the same time, guys. So you might not see me post for a while anywhere.

Originally posted on 2016-02-13 17:01:00

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1455298825))

Sorodin> ... Sorodin> Why would I rely on something as fragile as that? Sorodin> It just happened to be the closest source of water. In order to kill me, you'd effectively have to dry up ALL the liquid in the world- including your own blood. Sorodin> So yeah. Unless you can live without blood of water, I suggest you don't kill me. Sorodin takes out a heat lamp. He runs over to Koishi, and drops in in her hands. He then steps back to observe. You can almost see the thoughts going through Koishi's head: Was that supposed to be an attack? How is tha- That's when the airship fires. Seeing the overwhelming heat caused by the heat lamp, the airship fired it's whole arsenal at Koishi. Where she used to stand is now a gaping crater, smoke rising from it in hypnotizing waves. The Calm Before The Storm 8/10 Unearthly Ties 3/10 +2 to Redstone Bow || Oblivion Energy 3/3 [DONE!] Heat Lamp && Nuclear Reactor = Nuclear Heat Lamp

Oblivion Bow: A bow that destroys things that it hits.

Heat Lamp && Nuclear Reactor = Nuclear Heat Lamp (Level 0)
Nuclear Heat Lamp: A lamp that radiates heat and radiation. Don't use it to keep you warm.

Koishi doesn't want it and immediately tries to give it back to you. It drops on the floor, burning your legs for 3 damage and Koishi's legs for 10,000 damage. The Corrupted Airship then fires at the oil, which explodes and deals 3 more damage to you and 8,000 more damage to Koishi.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1455300442))

I respawn.

You respawn. As you said you were going idle for a while in a nullpost, I'll put in you a post of idlers.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1455326610))

Because NORMALLY, shit goes from where there's more of it to where there's less of it! Verdana roars in frustration, spacewarping over to the weaker Glitch Gasterblaster. He then picks it up with one hand, spacewarps over to the Glitch Airship, and slams the two into each other via gravity manipulation. There's a cacophonic noise as the slamming causes both entities to accidentally open fire on each other, an explosion rippling across the battlefield... with Verdana being caught in it. Not that he cares too much right now, even as his body once again begins to crystalize.

CharaIsInnocent: And you did the exact opposite of that.

There's no Glitch Gasterblaster or Glitch Airship. Some form of auto correct makes you target the Error Gasterblaster, but the Corrupted Airship is tainted and not glitched, so the Error Gasterblaster flies into the air, searching for an non-existent target, never to be seen again.

Every player takes 9 damage to their Integrity due to Karmic Retribution.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The Corrupted Airship fires as part of its routine, dealing 2 damage to everyone who posted this round, finishing Verdana. ♀ finishes Tainting, dissolving into a Giant Thaumic Slime.

sneakingGod239 and Sarah attack Error Sans, sneakingGod dealing 3 damage to his dodge chance and Sarah managing to successfully assassinate him, dealing 10 damage to his integrity. CharaIsInnocent respawns.

Error Sans keeps his target and attack the same, instead making two more Error Gasterblasters. Koishi focuses her danmaku on Sorodin, dealing 4 damage.

Alicia flashsteps behind sneakingGod239, and creates an explosion on top on him, instantly killing him. At his computer, he refuses to engage in the battle anymore, and runs out of the lobby, straight into a barrier. Alicia peforms a double flashstep, and instantly reduces the integrity of his his account to zero. He'll be stuck playing, while his account would be some sort of phantom that he can't control. Alicia sends this phantom of an account somewhere else for further use.

**Divinity Alicia111: This is what I can do to people who aren't protected by the Narrative.
**Divinity Alicia111: You have been warned.

[ITINERARY]
All> Destroy the Corrupted Airship.

AG> Survive.
AG> Summon some entities.
AG> Protect the players.
AG> Defeat Koishi Komeji.
AG> Destroy Error Sans.
AG> Kill Alicia111.

PG> Protect Alicia111.
PG> Protect Koishi Komeiji.
PG> Kill the AG players.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Main Lobby (Does nothing.)
Weather: Clear (Does nothing.) ∞
Paradox Effect: (Intensity: 955): Water is randomly swapped with gasoline. III
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE


[AG] engie/Verdana: 0/20 HP, 91% INTEGRITY
[AG] Pricey12345: 13/20 HP, 91% INTEGRITY, Flux Poison: II
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 1/20 HP, 91% INTEGRITY, Flux Poison: II
[AG] burningtrapper: 4/20 HP, 91% INTEGRITY
[AG] pionoplayer: 5/20 HP, 91% INTEGRITY, Plasma Burns: IIII

[PG] teag2: 13/20 HP

[H] Corrupted Airship: 264,000/300,000 HP, Plasma Burns: I
[H] Thaumic Slime: 140,000/140,000 HP, Splits when damaged.

[AG-PL] CharaIsInnocent: 20/20 HP, Real Knife: III
[AG] Sarah: 40,000/40,000 HP

[PG] error sans: 90% INTEGRITY, Highly Evasive (75%). Current Target: [AG] (players only), Current Pattern: Blue String(s) of Death (Reduces integrity, prevents dodging.)
[PG] Error Gasterblasters: 50,000/50,000 HP (x3)
[BOSS] Koishi Komeiji: 46,600/80,000 HP, Current Spellcard: Nonspell 1, Current Pattern: Snake of Rings

[GM] Alicia111: 49/50 HP

Originally posted on 2016-02-14 08:36:00

I noticed there is a already hard boss (Koishi) and the extremely unfair enemy/miniboss (Error Sans) saw a square shaped Touhou-style Bomb I had to look at the sign for this and says

Please Pick up this Bomb, this is the hope of fighting that boss.

I take it before I fly again looking at the almost similar non-spell attack from the same game I float to dodge the bullets really slowly but so steady however as I do that, I throw the Oil slick then I burn Koishi like the maniac with my Danmaku-style Flamethrower (I am good with Bullet Hell games are we? I have bended a few rules of Danmaku) during the burn, I use my Auto-Death Bomb before I got hit by a random bullet setting off the Green Square Bomb destroying all the bullets but leaving the boss here (Some Touhou Bosses are Immune to Bombs not the Bullets) and I stab Koishi around at the speed of sound before Koishi starts firing the bullets again.

Tips: Vote for Chara's Special Ability since one of 2 Starter Players are dead.

Charges:

ChurgeATK #1 8/10 +1 from Consumer
ChurgeATK #2 7/10 +1 from Consumer

+2 to Sorodin

Alchemies:
Nah.

Inventory:
Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1)
Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...)

Damage Dealt: 27,000
Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 2 (after destroying 2 Mind-controlled Flame Elementals)
Times Died 1

Originally posted on 2016-02-14 11:07:00

Verdana cannot point out to charaisinnocent that he was referring to a term known as Osmosis due to the fact that he is dead- no, wait, he just respawned. Oh well, he still can't say anything, there's a crystal dome in the way which needs shattering first.

Originally posted on 2016-02-15 04:44:00

Gun Boy 2/10
Hats and Swords 2/10
Out of my fail charge, something comes out of it.
Noob Squad (40,000 / 40,000 HP) (AG)

The Noob Squad attacks Koishi with noobish, while Sarah kicks one of the Error Gasterblasters in the face.
I then link Alicia111 to the actual page of how to be a good godmodder and the history of them.
The whole page is actually a gif of some dude falling down stairs.


Originally posted on 2016-02-15 21:45:00

Error Sans snaps his fingers and retroactively deals the 27 damage to integrity he should have done after the EoTB.
error sans: i guess you could call it...
error sans: an error.

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1455448075))

I noticed there is a already hard boss (Koishi) and the extremely unfair enemy/miniboss (Error Sans) saw a square shaped Touhou-style Bomb I had to look at the sign for this and says Please Pick up this Bomb, this is the hope of fighting that boss. I take it before I fly again looking at the almost similar non-spell attack from the same game I float to dodge the bullets really slowly but so steady however as I do that, I throw the Oil slick then I burn Koishi like the maniac with my Danmaku-style Flamethrower (I am good with Bullet Hell games are we? I have bended a few rules of Danmaku) during the burn, I use my Auto-Death Bomb before I got hit by a random bullet setting off the Green Square Bomb destroying all the bullets but leaving the boss here (Some Touhou Bosses are Immune to Bombs not the Bullets) and I stab Koishi around at the speed of sound before Koishi starts firing the bullets again. Tips: Vote for Chara's Special Ability since one of 2 Starter Players are dead. Charges: ChurgeATK #1 78/10 +1 from Consumer ChurgeATK #2 67/10 +1 from Consumer +2 to Sorodin Alchemies: Nah. Inventory: Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...) Damage Dealt: 27,000 Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 2 (after destroying 2 Mind-controlled Flame Elementals) Times Died 1

I didn't actually give out those assists, I just said I might do.

Koishi loses 10,000HP and is burnt for the turn.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1455511470))

Verdana cannot point out to charaisinnocent that he was referring to a term known as Osmosis due to the fact that he is dead- no, wait, he just respawned. Oh well, he still can't say anything, there's a crystal dome in the way which needs shattering first.

You respawn, fixing any integrity damage you might have had.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1455572726))

Gun Boy 2/10 Hats and Swords 2/10 Out of my fail charge, something comes out of it. Noob Squad (40,000 / 40,000 HP) (AG) The Noob Squad attacks Koishi with noobish, while Sarah kicks one of the Error Gasterblasters in the face. I then link Alicia111 to the actual page of how to be a good godmodder and the history of them. The whole page is actually a gif of some dude falling down stairs.

The Noob Squad appears. I swear that counts as a resummon but it's generic enough so I'll leave it. Alicia clicks on the gif, then godmods (well, uses Inspect Element like normal people) the gif out of the way, revealing a very comphrensive guide about godmodding tactics and the history of godmodding, such as pivotal events like the Zeroth and Psi Godmodding War. She then copies it to her 512PB hard drive.

Since the actual guide is accessible via Inspect Element, would you want to read it?

Error Sans does his thing and every AG player takes 9 integrity damage.
[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The Corrupted Airship does it's thing and every active player takes 2 damage. The Thaumic Slime jumps on an Error Gasterblaster, dealing 20,000 damage to it.

CharaIsInnocent goes after Error Sans, missing but causing him to lose 3 evasiveness. The Noob Squad fires a ridiculous amount of arrows at Koishi. She dodges most of them but still loses 7,000HP. Sarah dropkicks the weakest Error Gasterblaster, dealing 10,000 damage.

Error Sans puts the Error Gasterblasters in front of him, using them as a shield and keeps the target and attack type the same. The Error Gasterblasters do some gasterblasting and fire at Sarah, dealing 15,000 damage.

Koishi changes her method of attack and fires at Pricey, dealing 6 damage.
Koishi: Are you from the surface or the Underground?
Koishi: You know a lot about danmaku.

Alicia floods Joey's vision with images and gifs from a lovely place known as Encyclopedia Dramatica (Please do not visit for fear of your own sanity. You have been warned). He temporarily goes insane, taking damage per turn and having a random chance for his actions to go awry.

Everybody loses 24 integrity.

[ITINERARY]
All> Destroy the Corrupted Airship.

AG> Summon some entities.
AG> Protect the players.
AG> Defeat Koishi Komeji.
AG> Destroy Error Sans.
AG> Kill Alicia111.

PG> Protect Alicia111.
PG> Protect Koishi Komeiji.
PG> Kill the AG players.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Main Lobby (Does nothing.)
Weather: Clear (Does nothing.) ∞
Paradox Effect: (Intensity: 955): Water is randomly swapped with gasoline. II
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE


[AG] engie/Verdana: 20/20 HP
[AG] Pricey12345: 4/20 HP, 31% INTEGRITY, Flux Poison: I
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 1/20 HP, 31% INTEGRITY, Flux Poison: II
[AG] Redstonetam15/Joey: 18/20 HP, 67% INTEGRITY, Insanity: II

[H] Corrupted Airship: 263,000/300,000 HP
[H] Thaumic Slime: 140,000/140,000 HP, Splits when damaged.

[AG-PL] CharaIsInnocent: 20/20 HP, Real Knife: III
[AG] Sarah: 25,000/40,000 HP
[AG] Noob Squad: 40,000/40,000 HP

[PG] error sans: 90% INTEGRITY, Highly Evasive (72%). Current Target: [AG] (players only), Current Pattern: Blue String(s) of Death (Reduces integrity, prevents dodging.)
[PG] Error Gasterblasters: 20,000/50,000 HP, 50,000/50,000 HP (x2), Guarding Error Sans.
[BOSS] Koishi Komeiji: 29,600/80,000 HP, Current Spellcard: Nonspell 1, Current Pattern: Focused Fire, Burnt: II

[GM] Alicia111: 49/50 HP

Originally posted on 2016-02-16 13:04:00

Gun Boy 3/10
Hats and Swords 5/10 (+2 from Topaz)

Boulder && Random Painting of Someone's Finger = Giant Stone Middle Finger 1/???

If Koishi begins to attack me, I slowly move to the side, then after, I move over it and start moving slowly again. If I get hit, I FIOR MAH LAZOR!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!
If not, I attempt to increase my integrity.

Originally posted on 2016-02-17 01:50:00

Oh, hey. I'm alive.
Cool.
Sorodin points his finger, and a large sphere of water comes hurtling towards Koishi. I attempt to alight it, and if that fails, I just force it towards Koishi. You know, they say impact with so much water is like hitting concrete. If I miss or she dodges, I just keep the sphere hovering in midair.

The Calm Before The Storm 10/10 +1 from Pricey
10/10 EXPENDED!
Sorodin> Heh.

A loud rumbling noise suddenly comes into hearing range. Confused, every player looks upwards, only to find that it is how it always has been. A small wind picks up, but nobody makes much of it. When the wind gets stronger, everyone keeps staring at the sky, but it is unchanging. Suddenly, without any warning but the wind, a hurricane spurts out of a drawstring bag Sorodin was holding just moments before. The bag spirals around the hurricane... and around... and around... until it enlargens to an absurd size and engulfs Koishi. It then reverts into a smaller form.

Sorodin> Huh. Not quite what I intended. Waste of a good pocket dimension.

================================================================================================================================

Inside the pocket realm...

Koishi tumbles down from the sky into the sprawling land of Illaria. She hits the ground with a loud thud, getting up painfully. Observing her surroundings, she can see that she has landed in a deep crater, too steep to get out. Not that she would know it, but she was in Arcarod, a forbidden place to most inhabitants of Illaria. A door was barely visible through the darkness, covered by rusted iron bars. That didn't look like a good place to go. Koishi stood around there until night was upon her, and the crater was illuminated by the dim moonlight. The distant flapping of a giant bird's wings could be heard, getting closer and closer. Fearing the worst, Koishi easily opened the blocked door, and using only the light of the heat lamp Sorodin so conveniently left for her, she continued into the dungeon.
Koishi walked into a chamber made of damp stone bricks, moss spreading across the room, and the ceiling threatening to crumble at any minute. There were two gemstones on either sides of the room above doorways; one a fiery red and the other a frosty blue. Koishi chooses a door and continues into the dungeon.

IF THE RED DOOR IS CHOSEN

Koishi stumbles into an extremely warm room with a door clearly visible on the other end with several pools of lava and dispensers with most likely fireballs blocking the way to the exit. The room seemed almost impossible to pass. After a few minutes of attempting to get across, Koishi, on fire, tired, and ready to give up, finds a chest. Scrambling around in it, she finds nothing other than a fire resistance potion. After chugging the whole thing down, she crosses the lava safely and reaches the final room.

IF THE BLUE DOOR IS CHOSEN

Koishi enters a freezing, narrow hallway with a door on the other end. It seemed simple enough at first, but upon closer inspection, she finds that icicles are hanging from the ceiling, and when she threw a rock down the hallway, it froze and shattered almost instantly. Taking out the heat lamp, Koishi successfully makes it halfway through the hallway before the heat lamp shatters and she's nearly frozen in place. She sluggishly makes her way to the other side of the room, frozen, battered, and frozen limbs starting to crack, Koishi makes it to the final room.

FINAL ROOM

Koishi reaches the final room, which is a large circular arena with two gemstones embedded in the floor, akin to the ones above the doorway. At the other end of the room, a door shining with brilliant light. That must be the way out. She runs across the room despite her pain, but as she gets halfway, all three doors slam shut, and Koishi instinctively knows no matter how much she pulls, they won't open. Turning around, she sees two statues behind her carved precisely and threateningly. If Koishi knows her Illaria history well, she would know that these are Golicethor, and Golfernor, the two indestructible goliaths of fire and ice, protectors of Arcarod. Needless to say, she never made it past that door.

Unearthly Ties 5/10 +1 from Pricey

+2 to Redstone


Originally posted on 2016-02-17 04:02:00

No updop due to the low amount of posts. Remember that you can do two posts per turn now. I also updated the OP and added a new type of action that you might find useful based on what The_Topazian did once. I might remove it if it isn't used that much, but I'll see how it goes.

Originally posted on 2016-02-17 20:21:00