Keyblades Sharpened Keys: 15/20
Ninja Gear: 15/20
I tell the APNN to murder Khonsu, after using Transformation, while I do the same, using my new boots to run at him and high speed kick him in whatever looks vulnerable

Originally posted on 2017-04-10 23:00:00

I light Frosty the Snowman on fire. And by fire I mean hyper napalm made in the core of a star, heated to 350 degrees, and lightly marinated.

Bucket uses Bullet Shuffle the Army of Super Charged Creepers.

The Garbage Mountain summons a fly. It then summons 49 more. It also summons a Garbage Zombie.

The flies swarm the Coleg Creeper. Five Garbage Zombies bash the Coleg Creeper, while another one uses Vomit Garbage on said Coleg Creeper. The slimes genericattack r/place.

generic charge: 11/25 (+2 from Best Godmodder, +2 from Engie)

terribly generic charge: 10/25 (+2 from Best Godmodder, +1 from Engie)

+3 to Engie

Originally posted on 2017-04-10 23:10:00

<^> Giga Gun Revstacks: 1.

Razihel loads waterwalk bullets into the Awakened Giga Gun, then fires it at Leviathan. The bullets just slide on the waves it creates, do sick tricks, and deal damage to it.

The SONGination guards.
The Skeleton Warriors facetank for the SONGination.

Wand of Nagamar (Kingdom of Loathing) && Blank Scroll Wheel = Scrolls of Nagamar (Level 8) (6/9)
Double-Ice Chunk && Rune of Agility || Skill Book = Tome of Not Even Close (Level 8) (6/9)

Lime Sandwich II: 11/25 (2 out of 4) (+3 Discount Uzi)
SMALL LOAN OF ONE MILLION KEKS: 2/25

+3 Fortress.

Originally posted on 2017-04-11 06:12:00

10/25 for YOU ARE A PIRATE!
3/20 for more character upgrades
+3 to the Fortress store

I continue harrassing bucket by switching his bucket out for a pail.
What do you mean they're basically the same thing? They're completely different!

Fortress charge stored:
The Hero That We All Wanted: 15/15 AG
Curdpostalypse 5/15 Neutral

15/15 for The Hero That We All Wanted
I won't even pretend that it's actually the hero that we all wanted. This sucker is the Duck Hunt Duo. I lied twice, not only does nobody want them, but there's two heroes, not one.
Sorry to disappoint.
The sound of gunshots fill the air as the duck hunt duo fly onto the field and land.

The duck hunt duo have two health bars, one for the duck, one for the dog. The dog provides a basic roundly attack in the form of being shot at constantly. The Duck provides a 3 round charge attack "Flock" which deals heavy damage to 3 enemies. If the Dog dies, the duo loses its roundly attack, if the duck dies, the team loses its charged special. The duck has much less health than the dog though.
The Duck Hunt Duo is AG



Originally posted on 2017-04-11 16:03:00

I poison the Unusually Strong Regular Pirate's supply of Regeneration Oranges with Ninjaification posion, turning some of it's regen into ninjas.

entity orders:

+1 piono
+2 toast
11/25 SALT AND SEA 6+ FROM TOASTER
10/25 SALT AND SEA 6+ FROM TOASTER

Originally posted on 2017-04-12 09:44:00

8/25.
5/25. (+4 from battlefury)

Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg

+3 to Battlefury.

Nomad uses The Cursed on ConnectS. Simplez.



Originally posted on 2017-04-13 10:43:00

[big][big]4/20[/big]
PLAY[/big]

A much better holiday, in my opinion, even though I don't do drugs.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1491596406))

8/20 for more character upgrades. 2/20 for more character upgrades +3 to the Fortress store I pick up and throw an abnormally large rock onto bucket. This makes his head ring a whole lot because of, well, stick your head in a bucket or basket then thwack the top. It hurts. Fortress charge storage: 14 The Hero That We All Wanted: 14/15 AG

20,000 damage to Bucket!

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1491601230))

level: ?% ?/? energy Personal upgrades/artifacts are love, personal upgrades/artifacts are life 18/25 +3 hersyofnothing finishup 4/4 +2 hersyofnothing finish getting the wand of skys to 15,000 max damage. next: who knos 2/25 +1 hersyofnothing +3 WoS 12k wandofskys damage. obsidian && diamond leggings = obsidian leggings 6/6 level 5 Done! obsidian && diamond chesplate = obsidian chestplate 3/? lvl?(guess:5) p oh look am ded. respan tainted magicoopas finish of konosu if possible, else bucket

You can't charge or activate charges whilst dead, only assign assists. You can't finish or charge alchemies. An obsidian armour set is all level 5, though.

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1491603235))

...ain and suffering. 25/25. Phobos. 7/25. Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg +3 to Battlefury. Nomad, a name which I forgot to use for a quite some time, translates 50'000 research into a concentrated vial of fighting spirit. Of savagery. Of ferocity. He tosses this vial to the Pridestalker, Rengar. Drink up, and you'll feel the thrill of the hunt running through your veins once more. Rengar catches the vial mid-flight, and stares at it sceptically for a few moments, before downing the mixture in a single gulp. Immediately, his blood begins to metaphorically boil, and his heart pumps faster than ever. Rengar's Ferocity increased to 5! Still stealthed, somehow, he smashes the vial against the ground and roars! In his very next movement he leaps out of stealth and onto the recently Peckish Coleg Creeper, using a Ferocity-amplified Savagery. Rengar most certainly hasn't been attacked in the last turn, so this, combined with Thrill of the Hunt's natural crit should end up being a significant amount of damage. Prototape uses Slideshow on Coleg Creeper. LACK IS gorillaING DEAD Super Galaxy Rumble drills Coleg Creeper, then splits two Turbo-Shock Rockets between tem and Leviathan. r/place attacks Coleg Creeper if they are still alive somehow, otherwise Leviathan. Meanwhile, Nomad takes up the Delta Spear and uses it on Ravenous, Rengar and the Ninja.

Rengar gains 5 Ferocity, but can't do what you say! It's null turn day! Have a local +3 for that, anyway. Delta Spear has been used.

QUOTE (robby214ty @ (time=1491739738))

(/null this part only: I dunno why, or who, changed the homing arrows to impending death, but it works too i guess. un/null) I start summoning an anti-leviathan bullet for a sniper rifle "So, Alicia, I must ask you... what are your plans? Because we both no, eentually, either you stop holding back and finish this, which would be NO fun, or they will eventually win. of course you could delay the inevitable... inevitably by giving ME some of your powers. so I could help you out more?" I try to say those words as pleasantly and persuasively as i can. I throw the impending death at pionoplayer, trying my hardest to get it in his mouth. Hp:20/20 1/5 A-L bullet 3/20 gelatin monster

I'll give you my powers, in the EoTB.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1491853675))

I delete Hell's Rain. entity orders: Mr Dogen applies CANDLEON to the Bucket, or alternately the Minecraft Elites, or if that's dead leviathan.  +1 piono +2 toast 11/25 SALT AND SEA 6+ FROM TOASTER 10/25  SALT AND SEA 6+ FROM TOASTER

Hell's Rain deletes your HP bar in return, but not Chaos Control and your specials. Your entities won't do as you say.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1491858759))

+3 to Fury The Living Infinite Ketchup Packet attacks the Leviathan. Maddison is obviously not in very good shape. She suddenly gets a staff and casts Heal on herself. She then eats a KitKat.

You try to heal, and delete your HP bar. Uh, RIP.

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1491861620))

Keyblades Sharpened Keys: 15/20 Ninja Gear: 15/20 I tell the APNN to murder Khonsu, after using Transformation, while I do the same, using my new boots to run at him and high speed kick him in whatever looks vulnerable

Khonsu takes 22,000 damage!

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1491862218))

I light Frosty the Snowman on fire. And by fire I mean hyper napalm made in the core of a star, heated to 350 degrees, and lightly marinated. Bucket uses Bullet Shuffle the Army of Super Charged Creepers. The Garbage Mountain summons a fly. It then summons 49 more. It also summons a Garbage Zombie. The flies swarm the Coleg Creeper. Five Garbage Zombies bash the Coleg Creeper, while another one uses Vomit Garbage on said Coleg Creeper. The slimes genericattack r/place. generic charge: 11/25 (+2 from Best Godmodder, +2 from Engie) terribly generic charge: 10/25 (+2 from Best Godmodder, +1 from Engie) +3 to Engie

Frosty takes 25,000 damage! Your entities can't do what you say!

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1491887557))

<^> Giga Gun Revstacks: 1. Razihel loads waterwalk bullets into the Awakened Giga Gun, then fires it at Leviathan. The bullets just slide on the waves it creates, do sick tricks, and deal damage to it. The SONGination guards. The Skeleton Warriors facetank for the SONGination. Wand of Nagamar (Kingdom of Loathing) && Blank Scroll Wheel = Scrolls of Nagamar (Level 8) (6/9) Double-Ice Chunk && Rune of Agility || Skill Book = Tome of Not Even Close (Level 8) (6/9) Lime Sandwich II: 11/25 (2 out of 4) (+3 Discount Uzi) SMALL LOAN OF ONE MILLION KEKS: 2/25 +3 Fortress.

Leviathan takes 22,000 damage!

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1491922987))

10/25 for YOU ARE A PIRATE! 3/20 for more character upgrades +3 to the Fortress store I continue harrassing bucket by switching his bucket out for a pail. What do you mean they're basically the same thing? They're completely different! Fortress charge stored: The Hero That We All Wanted: 15/15 AG Curdpostalypse 5/15 Neutral 15/15 for The Hero That We All Wanted I won't even pretend that it's actually the hero that we all wanted. This sucker is the Duck Hunt Duo. I lied twice, not only does nobody want them, but there's two heroes, not one. Sorry to disappoint. The sound of gunshots fill the air as the duck hunt duo fly onto the field and land. The duck hunt duo have two health bars, one for the duck, one for the dog. The dog provides a basic roundly attack in the form of being shot at constantly. The Duck provides a 3 round charge attack "Flock" which deals heavy damage to 3 enemies. If the Dog dies, the duo loses its roundly attack, if the duck dies, the team loses its charged special. The duck has much less health than the dog though. The Duck Hunt Duo is AG.

Bucket takes 20,000 damage! Duck Hunt duo summoned!

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1491986675))

I poison the Unusually Strong Regular Pirate's supply of Regeneration Oranges with Ninjaification posion, turning some of it's regen into ninjas.  entity orders: +1 piono +2 toast 11/25 SALT AND SEA 6+ FROM TOASTER 10/25  SALT AND SEA 6+ FROM TOASTER

The APNN loses 20,000 regen!

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1492076599))

8/25. 5/25. (+4 from battlefury) Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg +3 to Battlefury. Nomad uses The Cursed on ConnectS. Simplez.

ConnectS dies! Simplez.

Originally posted on 2017-04-19 19:55:00

As the regenerators try to regenerate, their HP bars abruptly disappear. Oh my. Oh, freaking, my. I know exactly what the problem here is. You see the moon, fractured as it is, corrupted by bad writing and the like, spurred on by the old Guardian of Suffering? Yeah, now that's red, and if you look really closely, it's a shining LEFT BRACKET ZERO RIGHT BRACKET, and we ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

Okay Disc Two-P&S is sort of Disc Zero because to support a trainwreck I had to steal from a trainwrecked timeline please don't hurt me oh wait this entire game is about killing me oh god oh god oh god

Anyway, I had to steal a lot of Disc Zeroes. Most of them sort of exploded in blasts of entropy, making the already unstable timeline even more unstable. I got one that I thought worked. IT DIDN'T WORK, IT EXPLODED INTO ENTROPIC FRAGMENTS, AND THEN REFORMED INTO A GAUNTLET, MEANING I HAVE TO UPDATE THE RULES. THIS IS NOT FAIR.

Disc Two is now a gauntlet of enemies, and a literal gauntlet that I'm wearing right now, which somehow won't cause the game to destablise, my higher ups in TrickleJest Inc and therefore the Establishment say. They also say that my timeline doesn't really matter and I'm inferior, but my future is bound to be really cool to watch, which means I'm really scared for my continued existence, and seething in an ever growing pit of hatred and discontent. That's not my present, I'll open my present when Leviathan goes down, I swear.

So anyway, I believe it's 4/20 past the Fourth Wall. What horrible things may happen to you?

HEY! DO YOU WANT SOME WEED!

Thud, blam, skaboom. A massive suit of armour lands next to me, with eyes branded with depravity, and chest marked with addiction.


ALICIA: Sure I guess?

I look at him. He hands me weed. He looks at me. The awkwardness is killing me. He looks at you. He sets some weed on fire. Hell's Rain is suddenly deleted. Leviathan is demoted, a sad day for Biblical monstrocities all around. Hell's Rain is replaced with a dank Mainframe firing round. I would be kind of scared if I was you, and be kind of, I mean very scared.


Anyway, welcome to the Gauntlet, as voted on, where factions share HP bars, dying causes you all to lose a life and the main objective is fighting a wall of painful enemies in which killing them damages me, unfortunately for me! The entropy from <0> awakening deals 1 damage to me - now, deal the other 2 damage for this trial by killing Stoner Engie and Leviathan!

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[big]THE PRELUDE
THE IMPETUS
> α. THE LEVIATHAN??? .α <
β. PROJECT TERMINUS .β
γ. ????? .γ
δ. ????? .δ
ε. ????? .ε
ζ. ????? .ζ
ω. THE PRE-TRIAL .ω
THE TRIALS
א. ASCENSION .א
ב. [REDACTED] .ב
ג. [REDACTED] .ג
ד. [REDACTED] .ד
ה. [REDACTED] .ה
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Happy Weed Day!
The Itinerary
[ALL]: Destroy Leviathan, Khonsu and Stoner Engie.

Hell's Gauntlet
The Gamechanger
0 ==================================================================================================== 1,000,000.
+0 per turn.
USES: 0.
Lives: [III]
FIELD EFFECT: Dankframe Cannon Fire: The Champions of the Story takes 10 armour-piercing damage per turn.
FIELD EFFECT: Hurricane [4/5 Turns Remaining]: Everything takes 10,000 damage, 75% chance to hit!







[???] A Present From 'Myself' To 'Myself': ???, Reserved by Alicia.
[???] Misc Presents: ??? (x8).

[big]HOSTILES[/big]
The Coleg Creeper: 250,000/250,000 HP. Instantly Kills Entities Under 40,000 HP. Nothing Is Sacred: 0/5.
The Avatar: 400,000/500,000 HP. 90% Integrity! Deals Integrity Damage! Absolutist: 0/5.

[big]ANTI-GODMODDERS[/big]
[PL] The Champions of the Story: 200/200 HP. 10 AC. +10 Regen. 25% Dodge.

Rengar, Pridestalker: 100,000/200,000 HP, 5 Ferocity, +1 Crit Stage when unattacked for a turn, +1 Crit Stage when a target is unattacked for a turn, Thrill of the Hunt: . [Toast]. Invulnerable: II
Ravenous: 30,000/110,000 HP. 20,000 Attack, Automatically Kills Enemies With Under 20,000 HP. [Toast]. Invulnerable: II.
Prototape: 15/30 Frames (x3), First Draft. [Toast]
Super Galaxy Rumble: 170,000/220,000 HP. 0 Heat (-25 per turn). [Toast]

Tainted Magikoopas: 20,000/20,000 HP (x4). Tainted Geometry: [III]. [Joe]
The Skeletoneers' Association: 140,000/200,000 HP. Skeleton Warriors: 5,000/5,000 HP (x1). Right Parenthesis: 2/3, Plus Sign: 2/3, Terrible Haiku: 2/6.
Duck Hunt Duo: Dog: 50,000/50,000 HP. Duck: 35,000/35,000 HP. Flock: 1/3.
r/place: 400,000/400,000 HP. Evasion (20%). Rainbow Road: 1/6. FLAGS EVERYWHERE: 1/6. The Void: 1/3.
[b][BOSS] Absurdly Powerful Normal Ninja: 260,000/300,000 HP. Inflicts Poison. Evasion (115%).
Transformation: 2/2. Into the Shadows: 2/3, Euphoria: 3/10. [Emerald and Co].
Temporally Anomalous. Invulnerable: I.[/b]

[big]NEUTRALS[/big]
[PL] The Champions of Themselves: 50/50 HP. 5 AC.
Mr. Doggen: 777,777/777,777 HP 100% Sanity - 5% Per Turn. -5% Sanity Armour. Extracts Candles Upon Doggification. A Reckoning: [IIIII II]. [Battlefury].

[big]PRO-GODMODDERS[/big]
[PL] The Champions of Alicia: 100/100 HP. 10 AC. Blessings: 10.
The Operative: 15/15 HP. 75% Counter Chance!
Reality Archons: 20/20 HP (x1000).
Garbage Mountain: Infinite HP. 7/10 Turns Left. [Jon]
Garbage Zombie: 10,000/10,000 HP (x5).
Styrofoam Alligator: 20,000/20,000 HP. Fatal Chomp: [IIIII].
Sewage Slime: 50,000/50,000 HP. Splits on death.
Unusually Strong Regular Pirate: 140,000/200,000 HP + Regeneration (10,000 HP). Pistol: 5/5 Ammo.

Khonsu: Core: 700,000/700,000 HP. Regeneration (25,000 HP).
Temporally Anomalous! Inflicts Hera Syndrome, Deals Sanity and (Boosted) Integrity Damage!
Timelock: 0/2, Magabeuna: 2/2. Arcana: 2/6.[b]
Inventory: [b]3/3, Execute: 6/6, Enervate: 3/3.[/b]

[BOSS] The Leviathan: 1,000,000/1,000,000 HP, Regeneration (25,000 HP).100,000 Wave Power + 10,000 per turn.
Arkslayer: 0/2], Newfounded Kyoto: 3/4, I Call Upon Thy Brother And Thy Sister: 3/5, 34.5 [IIIII], And Thus These Waters Wish to Die: [IIIII I].

[GAUNTLET BOSS] Stoner Engie: 420/420 HP. Trip Level: 1. Assimilated: None.
Blaze It: 1/1. Get High With Me: 1/3. Mainframe's Hood: 1/8.
[/b]
[big]GODMODDERS[/big]
[AG-α] heresyofnothing: 8/10 HP.
[GM] Alicia111: 25/50 HP.



Originally posted on 2017-04-19 19:55:00

9/25.
9/25. (+3 from Compensation)

Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg

+3 to Battlefury.

Nomad lets a tendril of darkness curl up his arm, a translucent orb filled with blue smoke at its tip. At his command, the tendril crushes the orb, sending the smoke billowing outwards. Nomad lets it drift away just a little, before breathing in deeply, sending the plumes straight down his throat.

That's the stuff.

Nomad loses 90k Research, but gains the ability to spawn Laughing Dead on kills!

Updated Laughing Dead stats:
20'000 HP per member.
5'000 ATK per member.
Spawns a Laughing Dead on a kill.



So, with the advent of shared health bars, I no longer have a need for this. If you wish to 'expend' your store credit somehow, please contact me directly (preferably through discord) and I'll see what I can do. After three turns, I'll be wiping the slate clean, then dipping it in a lemon bath and leaving it outside to dry. If you know what that analogy means, you probably understand more about the universe than I do.

TL;DR: In three turns I'll be removing the store, credit and all. If you wish to use it before it goes, contact me directly and I can hook you up with something.

Originally posted on 2017-04-19 21:53:00

level: 20%
0/100 energy
Personal upgrades/artifacts are love, personal upgrades/artifacts are life 19/25
who knos 3/25
+3 WoS
7k wandofskys damage.
obsidian && diamond chesplate = obsidian chestplate 4/6 lvl5
"totalyaplocolder"
I do all the stuff I wanted to do via assists before, now, and the legings [it was leggings right] finish.
I ask the T.magikoopas to attack the reality archons,then (((if the tainted staffs "8/8 ready" thing is a lie, do this:)
otherwise, use the tainted staff/scepter/whatever thing.

Originally posted on 2017-04-19 22:49:00

12/25 for YOU ARE A PIRATE!
4/20 for more character upgrades
+3 to the Fortress store

I run up and stab Leviathan. Not feeling that well so you don't get any special flavor text today. Sorry.

Fortress charge stored: 8
8/15 for crudpostalypse. Neutral.



Originally posted on 2017-04-20 00:33:00

I give the duck some poisoned bread.

generic charge: 12/25

terribly generic charge: 11/25

+2 to Engie, +1 to Robby

Originally posted on 2017-04-20 22:45:00

Keyblades Sharpened Keys: 16/20
Ninja Gear: 16/20
I guess that the APNN no longer really matters, but I tell it to kill Khonsu anyways.

I find a convenient soccer ball and kick it with all of my (rather significant, factoring in the Boots of Absolute Agility) might towards Khonsu

Originally posted on 2017-04-20 23:07:00

<^> Giga Gun Revstacks: 2.

Razihel loads beacon bullets into the Awakened Giga Gun, and fires it at Stoner Engie. The beacons call the DARE guys, who repeatedly blast him for taking drugs, and go away immediately after that.

Wand of Nagamar (Kingdom of Loathing) && Blank Scroll Wheel = Scrolls of Nagamar (Level 8) (7/9)
Double-Ice Chunk && Rune of Agility || Skill Book = Tome of Not Even Close (Level 8) (7/9)

Lime Sandwich II: 12/25 (2 out of 4)
Global Elite: 3/25

+3 Fortress.

Originally posted on 2017-04-21 04:35:00

level: 20%
0/100 energy
Personal upgrades/artifacts are love, personal upgrades/artifacts are life 20/25
who knos 4/25
+3 WoS
13k wandofskys damage.
obsidian && diamond chesplate = obsidian chestplate 5/6 lvl5
obsidian && diamond helmet = obsidian chestplate 1/6 lvl 5
if staff/sceptre was used last post,
otherwise, I manifest several light blades with the wand and launch them into stoner engie, before subverting instant runes and readying a powerful lazer generator, followed by jumping into the sky and tossing up the generator, which quickly activates, carving a deep trench and lighting an area around it on fire, creating a ritual circle with which I make a big laser laser stoner engie

Originally posted on 2017-04-22 11:24:00

13/25 for YOU ARE A PIRATE!
5/20 for more character upgrades
+3 to the Fortress store

Fortress charge stored: 15
Crudpostalypse: 15/15 Neutral
Screw You Physics: 0/20 AG

15/15 for crudpostalypse
This might get a half-decent descriptor when I'm not feeling so horrendously sick, but right now, all I have the energy to type out is that a portal to CANWC opens up and spills unpleasantness all over both sides of the field, dealing hefty damage to both the AG and PG forces.



Originally posted on 2017-04-22 18:24:00

I stone Stoner Engie with exploding stones, created by a engineer.

entity orders:
Mr Doggen devours the (concept of) Reality Archon's continued existence.
+1 piono
+2 toast
13/25 SALT AND SEA 1+ FROM TOASTER
13/25 SALT AND SEA 2+ FROM TOASTER

Originally posted on 2017-04-24 20:06:00

10/25.
12/25. (+2 from Battlefury)

Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg

+3 to Battlefury.





In three turns I'll be removing the store, credit and all. If you wish to use it before it goes, contact me directly and I can hook you up with something.

Originally posted on 2017-04-24 22:00:00

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1492635195))

9/25. 9/25. (+3 from Compensation) Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg +3 to Battlefury. Nomad lets a tendril of darkness curl up his arm, a translucent orb filled with blue smoke at its tip. At his command, the tendril crushes the orb, sending the smoke billowing outwards. Nomad lets it drift away just a little, before breathing in deeply, sending the plumes straight down his throat. That's the stuff. Nomad loses 90k Research, but gains the ability to spawn Laughing Dead on kills! Updated Laughing Dead stats: 20'000 HP per member. 5'000 ATK per member. Spawns a Laughing Dead on a kill.[/spoiler]

Noah gains the ability to summon Laughing Dead upon kill!

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1492638547))

level: 20% 0/100 energy Personal upgrades/artifacts are love, personal upgrades/artifacts are life 19/25 who knos 3/25 +3 WoS 7k wandofskys damage. obsidian && diamond chesplate = obsidian chestplate 4/6 lvl5 "totalyaplocolder" I do all the stuff I wanted to do via assists before, now, and the legings [it was leggings right] finish. I ask the T.magikoopas to attack the reality archons,then (((if the tainted staffs "8/8 ready" thing is a lie, do this:) Spoiler Alert say that stoner engie must be really easy to kill, since it only has 420 HP. I then dodge their resulting enraged attack and tell them it was a joke, before asking if they would like me to help them get stoned. they accept, so I teleport them to a distant field and ask them to wait a bit. after some time, they get bored and try to leave, when suddenly a piece of whatever it is people take to get stoned or whatever appears where they started, so they go back. 2 hours later, they wake up from their high or something, idk, and then as they start to stand up a large rock, with many painstakingly built buildings, spikes, and tunnels all over. in fact, it seems to be a replica of an alternate version of earth. anyway, they get stoned. by a rock otherwise, use the tainted staff/scepter/whatever thing.

Stoner Engie gets stoned, taking 8 damage! +32,000 damage to the gamebreaker bar!

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1492644812))

12/25 for YOU ARE A PIRATE! 4/20 for more character upgrades +3 to the Fortress store I run up and stab Leviathan. Not feeling that well so you don't get any special flavor text today. Sorry. Fortress charge stored: 8 8/15 for crudpostalypse. Neutral.

Leviathan takes 20,000 damage!

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1492724733))

I give the duck some poisoned bread. generic charge: 12/25 terribly generic charge: 11/25 +2 to Engie, +1 to Robby

The Duck takes 20,000 damage!

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1492726033))

Keyblades Sharpened Keys: 16/20 Ninja Gear: 16/20 I guess that the APNN no longer really matters, but I tell it to kill Khonsu anyways. I find a convenient soccer ball and kick it with all of my (rather significant, factoring in the Boots of Absolute Agility) might towards Khonsu

The APNN still matters, and it will totally murderate Khonsu! Khonsu takes 25,000 damage!

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1492745723))

<^> Giga Gun Revstacks: 2. Razihel loads beacon bullets into the Awakened Giga Gun, and fires it at Stoner Engie. The beacons call the DARE guys, who repeatedly blast him for taking drugs, and go away immediately after that. Wand of Nagamar (Kingdom of Loathing) && Blank Scroll Wheel = Scrolls of Nagamar (Level 8) (7/9) Double-Ice Chunk && Rune of Agility || Skill Book = Tome of Not Even Close (Level 8) (7/9) Lime Sandwich II: 12/25 (2 out of 4) Global Elite: 3/25 +3 Fortress.

Stoner Engie takes 7 damage!

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1492856658))

level: 20% 0/100 energy Personal upgrades/artifacts are love, personal upgrades/artifacts are life 20/25 who knos 4/25 +3 WoS 13k wandofskys damage. obsidian && diamond chesplate = obsidian chestplate 5/6 lvl5 obsidian && diamond helmet = obsidian chestplate 1/6 lvl 5 if staff/sceptre was used last post, Spoiler Alert say that stoner engie must be really easy to kill, since it only has 420 HP. I then dodge their resulting enraged attack and tell them it was a joke, before asking if they would like me to help them get stoned. they accept, so I teleport them to a distant field and ask them to wait a bit. after some time, they get bored and try to leave, when suddenly a piece of whatever it is people take to get stoned or whatever appears where they started, so they go back. 2 hours later, they wake up from their high or something, idk, and then as they start to stand up a large rock, with many painstakingly built buildings, spikes, and tunnels all over. in fact, it seems to be a replica of an alternate version of earth. anyway, they get stoned. by a rock otherwise, I manifest several light blades with the wand and launch them into stoner engie, before subverting instant runes and readying a powerful lazer generator, followed by jumping into the sky and tossing up the generator, which quickly activates, carving a deep trench and lighting an area around it on fire, creating a ritual circle with which I make a big laser laser stoner engie

Stoner Engie takes 6 damage!

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1492881869))

13/25 for YOU ARE A PIRATE! 5/20 for more character upgrades +3 to the Fortress store Fortress charge stored: 15 Crudpostalypse: 15/15 Neutral Screw You Physics: 0/20 AG 15/15 for crudpostalypse This might get a half-decent descriptor when I'm not feeling so horrendously sick, but right now, all I have the energy to type out is that a portal to CANWC opens up and spills unpleasantness all over both sides of the field, dealing hefty damage to both the AG and PG forces.

All PGs and AGs take 30,000 damage! Of the notable casualities, Prototape and Ravenous break!

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1493060763))

I stone Stoner Engie with exploding stones, created by a engineer. entity orders: Mr Doggen devours the (concept of) Reality Archon's continued existence. +1 piono +2 toast 13/25 SALT AND SEA 1+ FROM TOASTER 13/25 SALT AND SEA 2+ FROM TOASTER

4 damage!

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1493067608))

10/25. 12/25. (+2 from Battlefury) Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg +3 to Battlefury.

Originally posted on 2017-04-28 17:52:00

Regeners don't regen because player by player regeneration doesn't exist.

The Coleg Creeper eats the Duck and the Sewage Slime, before striking against Leviathan, dealing 50,000 damage! The Avatar follows up by dealing 50,000 damage!

Ravenous remembers that he should be alive, and is alive. The AGs then lead a grand charge against Leviathan, dealing 200,000 damage!

I smile.
ALICIA: Would you like some help with that?

I brandish the Deck of Spellcards, and then open my present, the Ancestral Silk. Two, out of six. Now, I know what you're thinking. "Wow, you? Become Psi? That's an unfunny joke." I respond to you by making Leviathan stab himself in the face with an auto maxed Arkslayer. Again. And again. And again. And again. And again. The PG side kind of looks at me in a weird way - in fact, Khonsu runs off to the AG side! It is reluctantly that I admit I have gone off the deep end.

Leviathan drops a spoil to pick up:

Aqueous Scale:
The scale of a beast of biblical proportions, betrayed by the god, kabbalistically deigned to be the only one who could slay it. Upon usage, creates a field effect of the users choice, lasting for three to an upwards of ten turns, depending on potency.
Level 5 / Dropped By: Leviathan / Cooldown: 5 / Owner: ???

Mr. Doggen is happy that I joined his end of the pool, and consumes the Reality Archons, before spitting out a Dubiously Real Dog, under YV's control.

The PGs begin to move. Oppy and the trash constructs stab two Tainted Magikoopas out of existence. USRP shoots the last Tainted Magikoopa.

Stoner Engie seems pretty demotivated, but takes out a hand gun, and fires in the air above the Champions of the Story, dealing (50 - 10) damage to them! He then decides to brawl with the Avatar, running up to it, and punching it, followed by r/place, followed by knocking the APNN to 100% Evasion! The Avatar and R/PLACE take 150,000 damage!

Heresy then takes out the Holy Grail, before shoving Leviathan's corpse into it. Suddenly, water flows out of it, because water = blood. Engie is then made to drink up, taking 25 damage.

I then have a mental breakdown, and another one, and another one, and another one, and another one, and another one, and another one, and another one, and 2^65,536 more. In fact, I have such a hard mental breakdown, that the universe mentally breaks down. How can I do that, you may ask? I can do a lot of things, and I have officially been diagnosed as a minus. What is a minus? Well, I do not know either. I don't know a lot of things, like how to make you all die horribly, or how to find a way to ditch this place without TJI killing me for not following whatever shiny path they cooked up! I'd totally do that if the Narrative or equivalent force wouldn't kill me, or if it wouldn't ruin the point of the game.


Oh wait I wasn't supposed to say that, was I. Uh, uh, behold! The Glitch! The Glitch remembers when Chaos ruined its little brother, the Glitch remembers its brethen wiped out, in GenericCraft, in GodCraft, in the Pantheon, the Glitch remembers the temporal mess being left behind. The Glitch sees, and remembers, and the Glitch has become a godmodder whilst you weren't all looking. Canon is super borked guys and this is an actual thing that can totally happen, guys.

Anyway, the Glitch wants you all dead, and it has lots of friends to help you all die, like me, and a bunch of blue collar workers at TrickleJest Inc., and a lot of other more people! Have fun working with Heresy to locate and destroy it!

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[big]THE PRELUDE
THE IMPETUS
. $NULL .
ψ PSI ψ
+ AMBROSIAN HORRORS +
/ CHANGES IN ADMINSTRATION /

_ THE END OF THE EARTH _


[/big]
Happy Weed Day!
The Itinerary
[ALL]: Destroy Leviathan, Khonsu and Stoner Engie.

Hell's Gauntlet
The Gamechanger
145,000 ==================================================================================================== 1,000,000.
+0 per turn.
USES: 0.
Lives: [III]
FIELD EFFECT: Dankframe Cannon Fire: The Champions of the Story takes 10 armour-piercing damage per turn.
FIELD EFFECT: Hurricane [4/5 Turns Remaining]: Everything takes 10,000 damage, 75% chance to hit!







[???] A Present From 'Myself' To 'Myself': ???, Reserved by Alicia.
[???] Misc Presents: ??? (x8).

[big]HOSTILES $NULL[/big]
The Glitch [Ѡ]: HP: The main thing to kill keeps changing. I do not care.
GLITCH CONTINUITY: 100%.

SUFFERING INTEGRITY: 100%.
ENTITY INTEGRITY: 100%.
PLAYER INTEGRITY: 100%.
MASOCHISM INTEGRITY: 100%.
ABETTOR POWER: 10%.

ALICIA STABILITY: 75%.
The Coleg Creeper: 250,000/250,000 HP. Instantly Kills Entities Under 40,000 HP. Nothing Is Sacred: 0/5.

[big]ANTI-GODMODDERS[/big]
[PL] The Champions of the Story: 160/200 HP. 15 AC. +10 Regen. 25% Dodge.
Rengar, Pridestalker: 100,000/200,000 HP, 5 Ferocity, +1 Crit Stage when unattacked for a turn, +1 Crit Stage when a target is unattacked for a turn, Thrill of the Hunt: 3/5. [Toast]. Invulnerable: II
Ravenous: 30,000/110,000 HP. 20,000 Attack, Automatically Kills Enemies With Under 20,000 HP. [Toast]. Invulnerable: II.
Prototape: 0/30 Frames (x3), First Draft. [Toast]
Super Galaxy Rumble: 140,000/220,000 HP. 0 Heat (-25 per turn). [Toast]

Tainted Magikoopas: 0/20,000 HP (x1). Tainted Geometry: 3/3. [Joe]
The Skeletoneers' Association: 110,000/200,000 HP. Skeleton Warriors: 5,000/5,000 HP (x1). Right Parenthesis: 3/3, Plus Sign: 3/3, Terrible Haiku: 3/6.
Duck Hunt Duo: Dog: 50,000/50,000 HP. Duck: 0/35,000 HP. Flock: 1/3.
r/place: 220,000/400,000 HP. Evasion (20%). Rainbow Road: 2/6. FLAGS EVERYWHERE: 2/6. The Void: 2/3.
Khonsu: Core: 645,000/700,000 HP. Regeneration (25,000 HP).
Temporally Anomalous! Inflicts Hera Syndrome, Deals Sanity and (Boosted) Integrity Damage!
Timelock: 1/2, Magabeuna: 2/2. Arcana: 3/6.[b]
Inventory: [b]3/3, Execute: 6/6, Enervate: 3/3.[/b]
[b][BOSS] Absurdly Powerful Normal Ninja: 260,000/300,000 HP. Inflicts Poison. Evasion (115%).
Transformation: 2/2. Into the Shadows: 3/3, Euphoria: 4/10. [Emerald and Co].
Temporally Anomalous. Invulnerable: I.[/b]

[big]NEUTRALS[/big]
[PL] The Champions of Themselves: 50/50 HP. 5 AC.
Mr. Doggen: 777,777/777,777 HP 100% Sanity - 5% Per Turn. -5% Sanity Armour. Extracts Candles Upon Doggification. A Reckoning: 0/7. [Battlefury].
Dubiously Real Dog[/b]: 20/20 HP.

[big][b]PRO-GODMODDERS[/big]
[PL] The Champions of Alicia: 100/100 HP. 10 AC. Blessings: 10.
The Operative: 15/15 HP. 75% Counter Chance![/b]
Reality Archons: 0/20 HP (x1000).
Garbage Mountain: Infinite HP. 7/10 Turns Left. [Jon]
Garbage Zombie: 10,000/10,000 HP (x2).
Styrofoam Alligator: 0/20,000 HP. Fatal Chomp: [IIIII].
Sewage Slime: 0/50,000 HP. Splits on death.
Mini-Sewage Slimes: 25,000/25,000 HP (x2)
[b]Unusually Strong Regular Pirate: 110,000/200,000 HP + Regeneration (10,000 HP). Pistol: 5/5 Ammo.

[BOSS] The Leviathan: 0/1,000,000 HP, Regeneration (25,000 HP). 100,000 Wave Power + 10,000 per turn.
Arkslayer: 0/2], Newfounded Kyoto: 3/4, I Call Upon Thy Brother And Thy Sister: 3/5, 34.5 [IIIII], And Thus These Waters Wish to Die: [IIIII I].

[GAUNTLET BOSS] Stoner Engie: 364/420 HP. Trip Level: 1. Assimilated: None.
Blaze It: 1/1. Get High With Me: 1/3. Mainframe's Hood: 1/8.
[/b]
[big]GODMODDERS[/big]
[AG-α] heresyofnothing: 8/10 HP.
[GM] Alicia111: 24/50 HP.



Originally posted on 2017-04-28 17:52:00