QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1471813314))

3/10 Ruse Mortus. (+1 from Alicia) 20/20 ._. (+1 from pricey, revan, cyan, feathered and Alicia) DONE. +1 to ire, cyan and feathered! ._. Charge EXPENDED! Noah and Nyarly's shadows (assuming the latter has one) emerge from their hosts. Shade of Shades summoned! Shade of Heart summoned! Shade of Shades [N] - 15/15hp, Copies Nyarly/Revan at 1/4 effectiveness. Inflicts Insanity. Shade of Heart [N] - 15/15hp, Copies Noah at 1/4 effectiveness. Inflicts ATH. ATH gives Noah +1 assist when the target dies. Hordes must be completely killed. Lasts for 2 turns, and disappears after being proc'd. Moved this up here due to Alicia charges. - Sackboy, whose Costume Change! charge should be ready right now, changes into the Duck costume mentioned earlier. +5% Dodge and Airborn. Fetch barks in a friendly manner at the Dogbomination, then in a hostile manner at The Force. BARK. Shades of Shades, Heart and Dog do their things. Thursday throws horseraddish the Virus. The Tainted Goombas try to call for their kin. "Looks like I'll have to take precautions here." Noah reaches into Case By Equinox while simultaneously jumping off Floor 4 and eating a sandwich. Using the briefcase, he pulls Silva's corpse spatially into the core of Antares- a star about 700x the diameter of Sol. If this would actually do nothing, he instead places a particle of space dust into Floor 2. Although, he doesn't adjust it's speed at all, and it takes a chunk out of The Virus. Noah gains ~11'000 Research from last turn, the falls through Case, and onto on Floor 2.

Shades summoned, before stevei sends you a C&D letter, considering what the Shades from 4/13, Akemi and Saint are. They are actually pretty similar. You deal 17,500 damage to the Virus.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1471836280))

Nyarlathotep twitches and prods Revan's robes. Yup still dead. Good. Can't have two of his... special friends running around. Let's have a listen. QUOTE (A chat client) OneofSwords: Seriously, everytime I check in on you, you're just faffing about. Do you even work? swarthyPharaoh: I do a little bit of everything. OneofSwords: Wow, that explained absolutely nothing while almost sounding like an answer. swarthyPharaoh: A magician never reveals his secrets. Unless... [several minutes later] OneofSwords: Oh, am I supposed to ask "unless what?" swarthyPharaoh: Yes. OneofSwords: Unless what? swarthyPharaoh: Spoilers! OneofSwords: ... Nyarlathotep activates his healing itemc causing cascade of magic to replenish Nyarly's lost HP with a faint color one can only describe as a red purple green. He points out he also has an Anti-Godmodding Mask to the GM. Siphon 6/20 (+1 from Toast 3/4 completed) Charge 2/20 Our King (Level 7: 3/8) +1 to Piono, Toast, and Dogman

You ditch Revan and replace her with Ace, before using your Healing Item to heal for 6 HP + 1 from your AG powers.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1471887783))

d'oh. I'm a doof. I don't know why I said that I don't get any actions this round instead of just last round. That was not what was happening in my head. Triton's Wrath <^> Awakener = Awakened Triton's Wrath 3/6: Deals extra damage to nautical enemies or while in watery situations. Aurora's Longshot <^> Awakener: Awakened Aurora's Longshot 3/6: Can hit targets in different rooms and areas. 16 spare charges 13/15 for spare charge 13/15 for spare charge +1 to cyan, revan and jet I use my fire and water alchemies together in tandem, swinging them around and around, mixing in between each other, and as they finish, I'm suddenly fireproof. I am now immune to fire damage of all kinds for at least a few rounds.

For the next three rounds, fire related damage can not harm you.

QUOTE (JetSet @ (time=1471891975))

The odd fellow closes his eyes as the humming from the Magatama slowly turns into faint whispers, warning him about the imminent peril surrounding him. Taking heed to their advice, he decides... He presses a hand to the wall of the boutique. Suddenly, a loud rumbling could be heard in the general vicinity of the boutique, as it shifts and transforms into a vehicle of large proportions. A boutique car! As if it were like a junk food trailer dragged around by an automobile! Perhaps a name would be in order... The jade jewel keeps glowing even brighter in the midst of this event. The odd fellow, meanwhile, grins and heads into the vehicle's command room. The products themselves seemed to have gained additional properties from the energy coursing all over the general area! Boutique: Vehicle Form added! Boutique's Items have gained bonuses (information displayed upon asking with him)! Spiritual Magatama has gained +3 charges, +2 from Toast, +1 from FeatheredDragon! Boutique has gained +1 charge, from himself! Spiritual Magatama: 14 out of 20 charge points. Boutique: 1 out of ??? +1 charge to FeatheredDragon, another +1 to Toast, and another +1 charge to PionoPlayer. ((I'm sorry about the Boutique shenanigans, I don't know if I'm doing something wrong.))

You turn your Boutique into a car and drive indoors, because why not, and I ask for the Boutique's Items bonuses for balancing purposes. You usually need to charge / alchemise for items with bonuses, but if they're only RP bonuses, then they're fine already.

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1471902982))

[YOU ARE (not) DOGGED YET, BUT YOU ARE DESTROYED] I self-revive to Floor 2 Some Robot-suited Idiot: Waiting for the EoTB Charges: ??? 18/20 +1 from the Godmodder and Consumer/Compensation (Numbers stayed due to death) ??? 18/20 +1 from the Godmodder Consumer/Compensation (Numbers stayed due to death) Charge Storage: +1 from Razihel +1 to Noah, Razihel and Eric/piono (I hope you will win). Alchemies: Nah Inventory: Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...) Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee Damage Dealt: 152,500 Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4 Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 2

You respawn. Your entities wait for the EoTB that's already here.

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1471911982))

2/10 Ollo. (+1 from GM) 7/10 Ruse Mortus. (+1 from pricey, +1 from Jetset, +1 from GM) +1 to jetset, battlefury and revan "Now for step two." Noah opens his chest and reaches around for something. He closes the carved soulbox, and looks again. Nothing. He makes a brief venture outside the base, and picks up a handful of sand that had made it through the portal. A cough, and it is set alight with a purple flame. Noah simply bottles the sand, placing it in a small vial, before returning to Floor 2. Upon doing so, he tosses the container at the ceiling. And when I say 'the ceiling', I really mean 'the Ceiling'. The glass breaks against it, and a ring flames spread across the creature's surface. Rather than burning it, the fire seeps into cracks, and is absorbed by the mimic. It's monster soul is anchored and becomes immune to shenanigans involving it, this turn and next.

You go to Floor 2, and stop any shenanigans happening with the Ceiling.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1471930985))

Nyarly teleports over to Eric. My dear Gent, my old armor seems quite outmodeled compared to your awakened variant. One of each if you please? The Shade of Shades promptly pulls itself out of Nyarly's Robes. Nyarlathotep gazes deadpan at the creature Oh my Noah, I didn't know we'd be having guests. Nyarly conjures some anti-virus software which promptly scans AcensionCraft for viruses.The Avast Alert noise then plays at such high volumes that the Virus explodes into chunks of code drifting harmless about the server. The Anti-Virus Software deletes the chunks Virus out of reality by draining them into a massive Recycling Bin. The Devourer of Programs tears the Virus into shreds as the Software finishes its sweep of AscensionCraft. No Viruses left. Siphon 9/20 (+1 from Toast and Piono 3/4 completed) Charge 3/20 Our King (Level 7: 4/8) +1 to Piono, Toast, and Dogman

The virus /|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|??|?|??|?|??|?|?|??|?|?|?|?|?/|/|??|?|?|??|?25% INTEGRITY DAMAGE/|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1471992288))

I respawn. (Quick question, is it legal to apply boosts to charges (and charge them yourselves) while you're dead?) Greed: 5/20 (+1 from FeatheredDragon, +2 from Alicia) Gluttony: 4/20 (+2 from Alicia)

You respawn. As I already answered: Yes, then no.

QUOTE (QuantumThingue @ (time=1472000082))

Dr.Thinguie Has Joined the Server Dr.T: So, i heard there's a godmodder around he- *Dr.T looks at the mess that is the mates' base. Dr.T: huh, guess i came to the wrong place, welp, while i'm here, might as well kill a bunch of people! *Dr.T draws a [Tommy Gun] from his lab-coat and starts looking for things to shoot, he starts shooting [01]Glass Cannon Players.

Welcome to the gamed, Quantum. There's actually several godmodders yet, but the one you're probably looking for is on Floor 2. You murderise a Glass Cannon Player.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1472026348))

Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10) orchid energy stuff (5) <^> Gear Awakener 2/6 Ones And Zeros I proceed to destroy all of the player killing gear and toss it all in the same pit as "B1NARY 1S" then quickly move the dogbot to floor five. ENTITYS: the dog steals the forces HP and leaves it with various status effects . 10/20  9/20  1+ toast 1+ revan 1+ piono

The Thief of Dogbot will steal the Force's HP, and learn Agony using Status Steal as soon as possible. The Dogbot goes to Floor 5. It's a shame Floor 5 wasn't explicitly stated to be safe. You notice that there's a sign on the pit that B1NARY 1S is in saying "Closed for absolute annihilation.". stevei smirks for whatever reason.

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1472032658))

Razihel returns to Floor 2, with a box, a note, a Homura doll, a depowered copy of the Ribbon, and a phone. All from the Hugmaster. The Sword of Flame glitches a bit. Razihel raises the "Ribbon" into the sky. "So I almost forgot about the Get Out of Death Free Card. Doesn't matter. I'm here now." ACTUAL ACTION LATER.

You return, don't actually publish what happened to you, and raise the ribbon into the sky. stevei questions why you have a replica of the Ribbon, and wonders who this Hugmaster person is, as does Alicia and Hexor.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1472044644))

I should probably post here to not end up auto-AFK'd. Verdana decides to meditate for now, resting and recovering his health. And also subjecting anyone that attacks him to roughly the force of a Neutron Star's gravitational pull so that he can spank the attacker with Winging It. Charges The other obligatory spare charge: 15/15 (holding this...) +1 to Piono, +1 to Toast, +1 to Jon

You save yourself from AFK Hell, heal for 2 HP, and prepare to counter.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1472052018))

Jet, you're fine. I'm enjoying the boutique shenanigans so far. Also, welcome to Quantum. Enjoy your stay in the madhouse. @jon: yes, you can add +1s you've received, no, you cannot charge them yourself. Revan, I believe you ordered a copy of the armor pieces while they were still being made, you should have one of each already. Triton's Wrath <^> Awakener = Awakened Triton's Wrath 4/6: Deals extra damage to nautical enemies or while in watery situations. Aurora's Longshot <^> Awakener: Awakened Aurora's Longshot 4/6: Can hit targets in different rooms and areas. 16 spare charges 15/15 for spare charge 15/15 for spare charge 2/15 for spare charge 1/15 for spare charge +1 to jet, pricey and bfury Instead of charging up my fire immunity shield, I instead swirl the water and fire around me, using special majjycks to "un-burn" myself, restoring a large amount of damage, even if technically I haven't been taking damage from the fire itself. I also flip Stevei the bird from beyond the 4th wall.

You heal for 4 HP. Stevei gets back at you by turning a bird upside down, and putting it on both Eric's and SONG's head, before being salty that he's fictional and can't actually get back at you directly.

Originally posted on 2016-08-24 20:26:00

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Regeners gain 1 HP. Revan gains 1 Rage.
OMNISCIENCE: Priceless Dog (x1), DOG DOG DOG DOG ERROR (x????)

Floor 5:
The Equinox Drone moves into the corridor, and glitches out. Chaos finally gets his punishment, as something promptly blasts through half of his glitch shielding.

Floor 4:
The Glass Cannon Players take out their salt by blasting QT for 12 damage. The Vault Orb is finally unblinded. The Composite uses Field Serjery, healing the Vault Orb for 30,000 HP, seeing as it has nothing better to do with its life.

Floor 2:
The Mask and Idol continue to stay on their target and generally be weird. The Mates Artifacts glow, and the Spire fires a beam of energy at demonologist, who is promptly trapped in an obsidian prison for irrelevant characters. The roll of death and doom happen. Floor integrity is safe, and the Cursed Night rolls are average. Two blasts of energy slam into Death the Dog and STRINGS, dealing 20,000 damage to them. You suddenly notice the lack of creativity energy in the area from the lack of attacks: non-bold entities will now deal less damage. This fortunately includes the Force and the Vi-

//////

The Virus glows, before Revan suddenly destablises, taking 25% integrity damage. Fetch suddenly destablises, and takes 50% integ damage, and it looks like its integrity effects are going to be quite troublesome. It got 20,000 HP and 1 AC, so that's a plus, right? Right? STRING's body suddenly explodes, dealing 2,500 damage to all Chargers. Unfortunately, it appears all of the hostiles are immune to body-hijacking either by the power of bolding, artifacts, or [REDACTED]. The Force uses Dominate on the Sandstone Revenant, forcing it to act under its unders for the next two turns. The Dogbomination relishes in its immunity to creativity reduction, before jumping up, and smashing into the Ceiling. No amount of anchoring can save it from being smashed across the floor, murderised by the wrath of [REDACTED]. The entity in the Pixelated Heart cackles, before binding itself to the Thief of Dogbot, because it can suddenly do that now. Gorilla.

Silva's corpse crumbles into dust, and Hexor stores the meme energies. Sackboy uses Costume Change and becomes a duck who can fly and dodge. Fetch rapidly destablises, before it glows a bright green, and mauls the Idiot for 5,000. The Idiot prepares to slam Fetch across the Battlefield, goaded on by messages from Stevei and Hex, but realises that's a bad idea, and gangs up with Death da Dog, Big Band, and Peacock to deal 30,000 damage to the Force. The Thief of Dogbot deals 6,000 damage to the Force and gains... 0 HP, due to dark, dark magic.

Gale slams on the obsidian box, and attempts to burn it from the inside. If you could see inside (something something SONG), you would notice that she looks visibly agitated by more than one thing. The Sandstone Revenant deals 6,000 damage to STRINGS. River Bank is River Bank, and is lazy and fat. Thursday deals 15,000 damage to the Force. The Shade of Shades deals 4,000 damage to the Virus using antiviral wipes, and the Shade of Hearts deals 4,500 damage to the Force.

The Undead Cultist is blocked by another sign, and punts it into the Virus, causing it to glitch rapidly. Alicia points her forces at the Virus, before they charge towards it, and slam straight into it, while AscensionCraft's plugins boost removing it from the server, dealing 38,000 damage.

Alicia then +2s all PGs and +1s all non-PGs, before the anti-virus plugins on AscensionCraft, since a Minecraft server definitely needs them, fire. The Virus is reduced to oblivion. Due to the death being Alicia caused, no glitches app- wait, no. Floor 2 loses 20 integrity, Fetch and Revan use 25, and Thursday loses 50. Alicia is slightly annoyed by this, and causes Hexor's meme energies to heal Feathered and Razihel for 5 HP, before granting them both Regen. Good Regen.

Hexor and stevei are somewhat salty with Alicia, before all three notice something on the horizon. Something, worrying. Very, very, worrying. And something else worrying. This is not good. Not at all. Hexor looks at Thursday. Today's Thursday beyond the fourth wall, although in a few minutes in Fiction, it will be Friday in Non-Fiction. Confused? So is Thursday. Anyway, Friday, Friday, gotta get up on Friday, is what Hexor sings in Thursday's ears. She cries, and gains Music Hell, before a temporal rift opens up, and takes her to yesterday, which was Friday in AscensionCraft, apparently. The confusion and temporal paradoxes cause her to explode, lose 10%, and remove her crits on Saturday and Sunday.

stevei cackles, and activates It All Comes Crashign Down. The world begins shaking, and you notice the gear from early loosening, and preparing to fall on your heads. Suddenly, you notice a temporal rift open up, showing alternate versions of yourself, fallen to either despair or the Conflict, and an alternate version of Alicia, who has completely broken, to say the least.. He then teleports onto Floor 2, protected by a barrier of plot conveniency, and dark magic, before slamming the Queen and the Ribbon together, and holding up the Ribbon. Razihel likely tries to make a dash towards him at this point, but fails, and shows you a bunch more timelines, starting with the heavily corrupted one in detail. Broken!Alicia notices the rift in time, and breaks through, real Alicia throwing an axe at her. The two Alicias aren't focused on each other however, instead, Broken!Alicia is displeased with her timeline's STRINGS for being pretty useless, and crushes it.

The Despairscendants are desperate for hope, and cling to any chance to get it, chasing after Alicia. The corruption spills between timelines, dealing 40,000 damage to Death the Dog, Sackboy, and the Robo-Suited Idiot, who happened to be close. The Despairscendants promptly start draining all of the hope from the Neutrals, inflicting Despair, before Broken!Alicia throws them back through the rift, and uh, stays... there...
oh gorilla this is a problem.

[HOW TO PLAY]
So, uh, this is unexpected, and unplanned for by everybody. There's now two Alicia's in existence, and the other one is going to be here for quite a bit. If she does summon, both PG sides will be separated, and just calling either one Alicia will likely result in an attack going to a random one. Damaging alternate Alicia may weaken her connection to this timeline, and if you get her down by enough, you'll send her back. She'll go back at the end of this mini-Trial, anyway. Be prepared to go all out, as it's about to get worse. If this sounds incoherent, it's because it's pretty much midnight. Don't worry, dialogue will soon arrive.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL] Destroy the Mates.
[ALL] Destroy the Virus and Force.



- A group of dog magi, following behind a few dogs and a young man in a Lord of Dog hoodie, walk across the Battlefield.
"It really is empty in here, isn't it, our Lord?"
"You don't say. Not at all, really."

The sandstorm continues to fade, and instead of roaring across the land, the faint barks of dogs can heard. A group of players look at the horde of dogs, and watch. The young man turns towards them, and the players talk amongst themselves and the chat.
infinityUnobserved: Soo whoo's the doog freak?

Wait, no, they don't. They take one look at the Lord, and see their regret, as they are forced to kneel, marks branded across their flesh as possession of dogs, and the Lord before them. The Lord looks at the sky for a second, and then at the portal, opened hours before, and still maintained.-


[GM-Ψ] (Shade of) The Psi-Dogmodder: 20/20 HP, 3 Barrier Strength, 2 Actions.
6/6 Remaining Greater Artifacts:
[REDACTED]
[PΨ] Thralls of Psi: 10/10 HP (x6).
[PΨ] Dogs: 20/20 HP (x3). Inflicts the Envoy's Mark.
[/spoiler]

[THE MATES' BASE]
Locks: 3/4 Remaining.Floor 2:
Weather: Cursed Night (All Mates mini-critical, two random and negative effects happen to the Anti-Mates.)
Terrain: Armoury (No effect.)

45% INTEGRITY

[AG] battlefury13: 8/24 HP, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate
Demonic Contract (III & III)
[AG] Pricey12345: 20/20 HP, Regeneration (1 HP), Envoy's Mark of Dog: IIIIIIIIII.
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 8/22 HP, 2 AC, Regeneration (1 HP), Deflect (15%), 30% Critical Chance, Regeneration (3 HP): III.

[N] Revan/Nyarlohotep: 21/23 HP, 25% INTEGRITY, Regeneration (1 HP), 3 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet, +1 from the Anti-Godmodding Mask), 50% Retribution Damage
2 Rage (Stun Roar: 2 Rage, Minicrit: 5 Rage, Critical: 10, Super-Critical: 15, Sturdy: 18), Barrier: 40,000/40,000 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP)
Healing Item: [b]I[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Shatterpoint: [b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b]I[/b]
[N] FeatheredDragon: 6/20 HP, The Stranger: III, Smokescreen, Regeneration (3 HP): III.
[N] Toast/Noah: 11/25 HP, 258,750 Research, 1 AC (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), 1 Tainted Armour, 2 AS, Regeneration (1 HP)
5% Integral Armour, Evasive (50%), Common Status Immunity, Retribution when killed. Hex Circles (x40), Shielded Minibot: 10,000 HP, Divine Shield

[PG] Jondanger23: 20/20 HP.

[A] The Tesseract: "Spread this to all of your friends, enemies, and even your cat." <0>, Attacks using this either [REDACTED x???] or deal damage to an entity's stats.
[A] The Pain: "It's all just a joke."
[A] The Instrument: "Meet the greatest creation left behind." <0>. Oh, hey, I said that.
[A] The Queen: "I've finally found you!", 50% chance to override the entity command of the victim, USED.

[A] The Salvation: "Salvation is at hand, boys and girls."
[A] The Ribbon: "That an act even that cruel can seem like a ray of light in the middle of darkness… it's beautiful.", If the target dies this turn, then all entities on the same side of this artifact's wielder heal, USED.
[A] The Virus: "I wonder what happens next."
[A] The Spire: "I DESIRE BLOOD. GIVE IT TO ME, ROBOT.", Deals moderate damage, and Incarcerates an opponent for three turns.

[A] Spectre of the Earth: Damaged, +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted, (Verdana).
[A] Stave of the Sky: Heavily Damaged, +10,000 DMG, +Evasive (50%), (Noah).
[A] Sword of Flame: Damaged, +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Burn, (Razihel).
[A] Lance of the Seas: Damaged, +12,500 DMG, +Regeneration (1 HP), (Nyarly/Revan).
[A] Archangel's Armament: Damaged, +15,000 DMG, Inflicts Burn and Blinded (FallenArchangel).
[A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Inflicts Stunned, Wurtz'd, and a random DoT effect (Battlefury).
[A] Creativity Matrix: 6/12 Durability, +50% Creativity Boost, Recoil to users who deal less than 30,000 base damage (Descendants)
[A] The Idol: Heavily Damaged, Overrides an enemy entity order, forcing it to attack an enemy or itself, Switches between users (Cyanogynist).
[A] The Mask: Damaged, Makes attacks go a step up in the Critical Ladder, Switches between users (Noah).

[01] The Virus: 131,072/??? HP. [DATA UNKNOWN].
[01] The Force: 286,250/500,000 HP. Very Chaotic. Enthralls Entities Killed By It, Nightmare: III, Dominate: III.

[???] Dogbomination: 365,500/500,000 HP. Inflicts the Envoy's Mark of Dog. All Attacks Targeting the ???s Deal 75% Damage!
[???] Pixellated Heart: 107,000/150,000 HP. Holder: Thief of Dogbot, Can Be Passed, Taking an Action, Damaging the Victim Near the End of the EoTB.

[AG] Rebooted SilvaGunner: 0/102,777 HP, 5% Critical Chance, Evasive (0%) + 7% per dodge, resetting on hit, Godslayer: I.
[AG] Sackboy: 90,000/170,000 HP, Regeneration (15,000 HP), Evasive (5%), Airborn, Attack equivalent to the Creativity of the Strongest Player Attack, Costume Change!: [b]II[/b], Prodigy Charge: 1/20, Story Mode: [b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b].
[AG] Fetch: 30,000/30,000 HP, 1 AC, 100% Retribution Damage, 25% INTEGRITY
[AG] Some Robo-Suited Idiot: 152,500/210,000 HP, GTFO: III, Good Dog: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]I[/b], Random Abusive Behaviour: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]IIII
[AG] Death the Dog: 102,222/222,222 HP, Instantly Kills Targets Under 10% HP, Dogstriker Attacks: 0, What a Wonderful Night: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]I[/b], To Be a Dog: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]I[/b].
[AG] Shade of Dog: 15/15 HP, Copies Battlefury at 1/4 Effectiveness, Inflicts Mark of Dog.
[AG] Big Band: 80,000/80,000 HP, Super Sonic Jazz: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]I[/b], Strike Up the Band: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]III, Satchmo Death Blow: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]IIIIIIII.
[AG] Peacock: 80,000/80,000 HP, Argus Agony: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]III[/b], Goodfellows: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]IIIIIIII[/b].
[AG] Thief of Dogbot 2.0: 84,250/127,000, Evasive (30%), Tricks Learnt: Regeneration (15,000 HP), Deals Negative Effects of Random Intensity. Inflicts Dogflare, Anti-Stun Protection OS, Teach A New Dog New Tricks: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]I[/b], Skillsteal: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]IIII[/b], Status Steal: [b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b], Shatterpoint: II[b]IIII[/b].

Despair: III.
[N] demonologist/Gale: 22/25 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour, Incarceration: III.
[N] Sandstone Revenant: 42,500/107,500 HP, +250 HP and +25 ATK per charge used, Dominated: II.
[N] River Bank: 170,000/200,000 HP. Guarding Death the Dog and Sackboy, Devours Entities While Left Alone With Them.
[N] Ceiling: 0/50,000 HP, Turns: 8.
[N] Thursday: 0/7 HP (x3), Criticals on Updates that Start on Tuesday, Wednesday, Saturday and Sunday, Medusoid Mycelium: I[b]III[/b], 40% INTEGRITY.
[N] Shade of Shades: 15/15 HP, Copies Nyarly at 1/4 Effectiveness. Inflicts Insanity.
[N] Shade of Heart: 15/15 HP, Copies Noah at 1/4 Effectiveness. Inflicts ATH.

[PG] Undead Cultist: 73,000/100,000 HP, Airborn, 40,000 Life Force.
[PG] STRINGS, the Undead Puppeteer: 0/40,000 HP, While STRINGS himself is vulnerable, he can hijack enemy entities and turn them into a new body within two turns, can interfere with entity attacks.
[PG] Bob: 100,000/110,000 HP, Chargers: 7,500/10,000 (x3), Spawns 4 Chargers on Death, Bob's Rotten Head: [b]II[b]I[/b][/b].
[PG] Envy: 70,000/70,000 HP, 75% Hit Rate, Splits Into 2 Mini-Envies on Death.
[PG] Wrath: 95,000/95,000 HP, Takes 0.5x From Non-Explosive / Splash Damage, Takes 2x From Explosive / Splash Damage, Double Bomb: I.

Floor 4:
Weather: Indoors (No effect.)
Terrain: Armoury (No effect.)
[AG] QuantumThingie/Dr. T: 8/20 HP.

[N] JetSet: 20/20 HP.

[PG] engie/Verdana: 16/25 HP, -107% Attraction (-10% per turn), 1 AC (+1 Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate.
Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. BAD ENDING ACHIEVED.
Dust To Dust: II > II.

[01] Hex Circles (x400). 1% Retribution Damage per Circle.
[01] Glass Cannon Players: 0/10 HP, 10/10 HP (x3).
[01] Vault Orb: 34,500/100,000 HP. Colour: Blue. 0.5x DMG Taken, Weakness: Being Struck with An Attack of the Same Colour,.
[01] Composite: 82,000/227,000 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, Solar Power: 100%, Hello Puppets: I[b]I[/b], Field Serjery: II, Puppetmaster: [b]II[b]I[/b][/b], Chaos Splinter: IIIII.


Floor 5:
Weather: Indoors (No effect.)
Terrain: Burning Laboratory (Random negative effect per turn, everything in it takes 4 / 16,000 damage.)
[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 4/10 HP, 6/12 GS, Regeneration (1 GS), 1 AC, 10% Integral Armour.
[N] pionoplayer/Eric + SONG: 20/25 HP, 80% INTEGRITY, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40% + 5%)
Elemental Mastery: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Elemental Golem: Element: Wind, Windfury: II[b]II[/b], Element Swap: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b]
Omniscience, Sight (Armour-Piercing); ACTIVE!, Strength (Permanent Mini-Criticals): ACTIVE !, Presence (Common Status Immunity): ACTIVE!, Fireproof: III.

[???] Equinox Exploration Drone: 25,000/25,000 HP.

[N] Tainted Goombas: 1,000/1,000 HP (x80)

Godmodders:
[GM] Alicia111: 37/50 HP
[GM] [Broken]Alicia111: 44/50 HP.
[01-α] stevei: 100/100 HP, Untargetable, It All Comes Crashign Down: [b]II[b]I[/b][/b], Armourslayer: [b]II[b]I[/b]I[/b], Down to Size: [b]II[b]I[/b]I[/b].
[01] Hexor: ???/???.

The Fortress



Originally posted on 2016-08-24 20:30:00

The odd fellow, now driving the Boutique in it's vehicle form, goes around the zone he's currently in, before spotting Toast. He stops the vehicle, turning it off, for safety's sake, of course, before proceeding to engage in conversation with him.

"Hello!" He exclaims cheerfully, regardless of the situation occurring around them. "Do you need anything? Maybe I can help you with something if you want or need it!"

The Magatama, meanwhile, keeps gathering more energy and power, the humming and whispering growing louder.

Spiritual Magatama has gained +4 charge points, +1 from Alicia, +1 from Toast, and +2 from PionoPlayer!

Boutique has gained +2 charge points, +1 from Alicia, and +1 from himself!

Spiritual Magatama: 18 out of 20 charge points.

Boutique (Currently in Vehicle Form): 3 out of 20 charge points (until a suitable replacement for these charges is found, for it is not a weapon, nor an Entity.)

+1 charge to PionoPlayer, another +1 charge to Toast, and another +1 charge to Quantum. Welcome!

Originally posted on 2016-08-24 23:26:00

Nyarlathotep shudders as his integrity flickers with a pixelated aura from his robed form to something before flickering back. He faintly looks ghost almost incorporeal. He sighs and summons himself a how to program for dummies guide. He notes what code as been lost and immediately tosses the book aside. He goes to work restore the lost code, the pixel aura is drawn back into him absorbing it. Then he begins to start with the basics mostly involving having the ability to be compatible with Minecraft. Then he starts to become more solid almost becoming more real. More defined like his old self. His Integrity begins to stabilize and become normal. Though he does seem a tab more peeved about him begin targeted thee times in a row. His Ingerity rises even more as he fumes over that fact.

BrokenNyarly seems no different the original he even gives a little salute as BrokenAlicia tosses him out. He even seems to be enjoying himself... Huh. I guess being surrounded by people who are completely despairing would be a paradise for Nyarly. Our Nyarly sighs, he can enjoy the new memories from his alternate timeline Mask later. It makes Nyarlathotep feel more whole though.

Alicia- Oh... Alrighty, our Alicia how about you're now Chariots Alicia. Please make sure our new guest will be a dear and see if you can talk yourself into beating stevei into a pulp.

Seriously, the bullshit Islington is pulling off is getting ridiculous. Then again...

Nyarly seems to be talking to himself.

Siphon 13/20 (+1 from Battlefury and Alicia 3/4 completed)
Charge 4/20

Our King (Level 7: 5/8)
How to Program for Dummies && Protective Software== (Something Involving Ingerity)

+3 to Piono

Originally posted on 2016-08-25 04:50:00

5/20 Ollo. (+1 from battlefury, revan)
10/10 Ruse Mortus. (+1 from Jetset and engie) DONE.

+1 to engie, cyan, pricey.

"Noah."
Noah extends his hand to shake JetSet's.
"Nice to meet you. So what kind of things do you sell?"

-

Later~
Noah doesn't have a mailbox, thus can't actually recieve the cease and desist. He does, however, recall it floating into the B1NARY 1S pit. Wierd how these things just happen.

Regardless, the Shades become less literal representations of their hosts, and more symbolic. Speaking of which...

Ruse Mortus charge EXPENDED!
Shade of War summoned!
Shade of War: 15/15hp, Copies Verdana at 1/4 effectiveness. Verdana can pick what it inflicts.

This shade appear on the floor that Verdana is on.



Originally posted on 2016-08-25 05:29:00

Thanks to an out-of-thread deal with quantum, I begin duping them a copy of the giga gun
1/2 for that

Triton's Wrath <^> Awakener = Awakened Triton's Wrath 4/6: Deals extra damage to nautical enemies or while in watery situations.
Aurora's Longshot <^> Awakener: Awakened Aurora's Longshot 4/6: Can hit targets in different rooms and areas.
18 spare charges
6/15 for spare charge
5/15 for spare charge
+1 to jet, quantum and toast

SONG realizes that there is something wrong with Demonologist.
He, while walking out into the hall towards the next thing that requires killing on Floor 5, checks into her mind to see what is wrong.



Originally posted on 2016-08-25 16:34:00

The odd fellow grins in a friendly manner and returns the gesture, shaking Noah's hand.

"Call me Flip!"

With the introductions out of the way...

"I mainly sell food, books, records, but I also have many other items! Oh, and minigames! It's a little something of everything!"

The Boutique in it's vehicle form seems to hum in agreement.

"If there's anything you need, just let me know, Noah!"

Spiritual Magatama has gained +1 charge from himself!

Spiritual Magatama: 19 out of 20 charge points.

Boutique (Currently in Vehicle Form): 3 out of 20 charge points (until a suitable replacement is found).

+1 charge to Quantum, another +1 charge to FeatheredDragon, and another +1 charge to PionoPlayer.

Originally posted on 2016-08-25 16:51:00

>Character Stats
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RXiw-03...dit?usp=sharing

>Charges
wallofwar.exe (7 / 20)
+2 to Toast, +1 to Pricey

>Action
Chaos just sorta scratches his head, and attempts to bottle up some of his Glitch Energy in a... bottle. He then attempts (Glitch Bottle) && Generic Wizarding Stick = ???

Originally posted on 2016-08-25 19:19:00

+3 piono, [1/1]

*Dr.T charges

*Dr.T receives the [Giga Gun] from PP

Tommy Gun||Giga gun = Unmistakably Cool SubmachineGigagun™ (UCSGG™) (Level 6, 7 posts left).

*Dr.T sees that a whole bunch of stuff is going down in Floor 2 so he goes there

*Dr.T sees the virus and starts shooting it with his [Giga Gun]

Dr.T: I don't know what you are but soon, "alive" certainly won't be one of your characteristics!


Originally posted on 2016-08-25 20:21:00

I slice the Dogbomination into exactly 4,096 pieces, before cooking it and serving it at an exotic dinner party.



Greed: 9/20 (+2 from Alicia)

Gluttony: 8/20 (+2 from Alicia)

+1 to Piono, +1 to Engie, +1 to FeatheredDragon

Originally posted on 2016-08-25 22:40:00

[TURN 1]

Action I vomit black dog-like blood on the floor because of the Envoy Mark then I look at the Force/Tesseract that is going to destroy us however I pull out the blaster then I shoot the force but it had a little effect however I use the sou-[ERROR NO LEGAL POWER DETECTED] Oh well... I punch the Force and see what happens.

Some Robot-suited Idiot: I simply attack the Force.

Charges:

The Coder 20/20 +1 from the Main-Timelined Godmodder (Not the broken version)

The Power of the (Other) Force 20/20 +1 from the Main-Timelined Godmodder (Not the broken version)

May I place the order for 2 soldiers for this area please.

???: OK and I will fire 2 of these to Floor 2 of the Mates' Base.

Some PS Commander fired 2 troop capsules from the Troop Sender to the Mates' F2 and these landed near Us, the Broken Timeline enemies and the 01s.

???: Happy now? also I was working on the Project Storm but I cannot work with Project Nova and Project Genesis (All of these are the Army Factions) I was in the Alternative Universe of Project Storm with AU!Tailclaw and AU!Someone which has a Chumhandle/Chat Name of [UnlimitedCutter]

and outcomes a half kitty-cat which has wings and robotic parts which is a computer geek which hates viruses and a person who have a battle axe while full of magic both of them looking at That Idiot.

Some Idiot: Hi guys, how are you doing here.

and the both newcomers eyes glows as they knew they are very lesser children of Tailclaw

Newcomer 1: Codefluff the Computer Geek
Chat name: [CoderKitty]
Species: Robotic Feline
Gender: Female

Battle Index:
Life: 100,000
ATK 7,000

Skills:

A: Greater Anti-Virus Cannon: She pulls out her cannon then blasts her foe for 18,000 damage. CD:3

B: Script LolCats: She scripts by using her computer as she fills her enemy for 30,000 damage. CD: 5

C: Reboot-self: She restores 50% of her HP and recovers her integrity to full by rebooting her systems from critical damage. CD: 7

Passives:
Anti-Virus Powers: Deals a bonus 25% damage on Virus enemies like The Virus and she has a stronger Virus-proof armour that integrity damage is weaker if you try to glitch her or fill her up with viruses

Attractive: Sometimes a Enemy might get attracted by her due to cuteness and losing the enemy's turn.

Newcomer 2: Axel of the (Alternative) Force
Chat name: [ForceAxer]
Species: Human
Gender: Male

Battle Index:
Life: 80,000
ATK 8,000

A: Spinning Choppah: He spins around dealing 5,000 damage to 3 targets (Can be lowered for increased damage). CD: 3

B: Auto Crit Slash: He chops a enemy for a increased and Critical damage. CD: 5

C: min-Maxist: He buffs himself up giving +25% ATK for 3 turns CD: 7

Passives:

When this days like this...: He has a higher chance of criticals on some enemies like The Force and Bosses

Should be Chopped.: He gets +5% ATK power if one of these allies died (Maximum of 5 allies dead)

Dual Entity Passive (Axel and Codefluff): Friends of the Computing Era: They are best friends with each-other however, if one of these gets defeated, one will gets wound up and gets buffs due to this

Tweak if you wish

Attacks for my Newcomers: Codefluff attacks the Force also Axel strikes the Force

New Charges:

Some Project: 0/4 Spare Charges done (+20 Store Credit if I combine all 4 of these to make one big thing.)

Spare Charge 1/15
Spare Charge 1/15

Charge Storage: +1 from Razihel, Noah, Chaos and Eric

+1 to Noah, Chaos and Eric/piono (I hope you will win).

Alchemies:
Nah

Inventory:
Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical
Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...)
Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee

Damage Dealt: 152,500
Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4
Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 3 (Because of stevei destroyed me)

Originally posted on 2016-08-25 22:54:00

Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10)
orchid energy stuff (5) <^> Gear Awakener 3/6 Ones And Zeros


i PING the force, causing a massive PONG to fall on it. Which is actually a sniper. A robotic sniper, actually. Tragically, the force crushes it, triggered its kamikazi explosion. Sadly, the force fails to notice the 19292 other snipers firing at it with sluggers. The force's body is riddled with massive, gaping, bloody holes.






ENTITYS:
the dog tosses the pixelated heart into the virus

---

Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base
temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing.
12/20
11/20
1+ toast
1+ revan
1+ piono


Originally posted on 2016-08-25 23:58:00

Public service announcement:

Don't bother trying to kill the dogs.
/PSA

Originally posted on 2016-08-26 00:16:00

Nyarly decides to show the Force how many dimensions an Outer God can have. Everyone except the Force immediately puts on peril-sensitive sunglasses which when detecting danger turn opaque. Nyarlathotep then reveals that when you're an Outer God you can stretch into an infinite amount of dimensions instead of the measly almost paltry amount that our dear little Force has. The Force becomes quite saddened by the fact it will never be a omnidimensonal eldritch deity. It tries to expand into more dimensions but ends up with a bad case of OH GOD MY FORM IS MELTING AND TURNING INTO A CONNECT THE DOTS PUZZLE! A common malady easily recognized for multidimensional physicians. Unfortunately, Nyarly is the only person with such skills. He recommends euthanization, by ritualistic stabbing to death. Who's the Force to argue with sound medical advice? Nyarlathotep is the one with the degree here.

Siphon 14/20 (3/4 completed)
Charge 5/20

Our King (Level 7: 6/8)
How to Program for Dummies && Protective Software

Originally posted on 2016-08-26 02:18:00

13/20 Ollo. (+2 from revan and ire; +1 from battlefury, pricey and piono)
1/20 Aranzeb.

+1 to revan, ire, battlefury

Not wanting to be rude, Noah asks about the records, proceeding to ask what sort of payment the fellow expected in return.

-
Later~

Noah uses the Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom. Woot, spoils of war.

+~17.5k research from last turn.



Originally posted on 2016-08-26 07:46:00

...
----
+1 to Toast.
+1 to Pricey.
+1 to Piono.
----
Stored charges: None.
Spare charges: 1.
Spare Charge: 15/15 (Done!)
Spare Charge: 14/15 (+4 Various, +2 Alicia)
----
Sword of Flame - Off
Creativity Matrix - Off
----
The EED runs a debugging program, then explores further into Floor 5.
----
Razihel prepares a meme.

(3 HP)+(1 HP) good regen go౦ԁ regen (Regeners) thats (gain) some good (1 HP) regen right (Regeneration) there (1 HP) right there (Regeneration) if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ (3 HP) НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ (Regeners gain 1 HP. Razihel gains 4 HP. Feathered gains 3 HP.) Good regen

Meme energies spread out into every nook and cranny of Floor 2 for Hexor to use. Consequently, the Force gets cancer from said meme energy and gets hurt.
----
-Alchemies-
Sniper Rifle && Assorted Snowflakes && Lesser Frost Titan Essence = Snowflake Sniper (Level 4) - (5/5) (Done!)
Is sadly not a scythe.
ReshiRazor <^> Awakener = Awakened ReshiRazor (Level 7) - (1/6)
Now inflicts Cancer, a mix of Burn, Minor Depression, and Bleed. Not much else to say on the weapon.
-Inventory-
<^> Enchanted Obsidian Helmet (Level 7) - Exactly what it says on the tin. Glows a faint blue with enchantment. Gives 1 defense and a slight Deflect chance.
<^> Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate (Level 7) - See above. Gives 1 defense and a slight Deflect chance.
ReshiRazor (Level 5) - A sword that channels the three pillars of the internet: the l33tness of a katana, the edginess of a chainsaw, and the ??? of fire to contain the hideous power of DeviantArt.
Indra Airstrike (Level 7) - A bow, similar to the Daedalus Stormbow, which makes thunder arrows that deal huge damage fall from the sky at whichever the laser sight is pointing at.
Circle of Dust (Level 5) - A black and red shield with the insignia of the Transspace Guard. When held up into the sky, nukes the area around the user. Fortunately, that's a small area.
Editor's Cookbook (Level 3) - A book inscripted with mysterious blue symbols and the Musical Defense Squadron insignia. Summons anti-godmodding Reality Emitter bombs.
<^> Rapier of Readiness (Level 4) - A rapier coated in Hype Fuel. Inflicts Coated.
HQ Disc of Deception (Level 7) - A disc infused with high quality rips, harnessing the power of memes.
Ultranova Cannon (Level 4) - A shotgun that fires elemental bullets.
Sword of Flame (ARTIFACT) - Exactly what it says on the tin. 12,500 added damage, inflicts Burn.
Phone (???) - A phone from some guy called Hugmaster.
Note (???) - A note from some guy called Hugmaster. Either he's a doctor, or "he"'s an eldritch abomination getting used to controlling a human body for the first time.
"Ribbon" (???) - A depowered version of the Ribbon. It seems that you have to sap the real thing's power to make use of this.
Homura Doll (???) - A Devil Homura plush doll. Note to self: do not hug this.
Box (???) - Exactly what it says on the tin.

Originally posted on 2016-08-26 10:34:00

2/2 for quantum's giga gun! Delivered retroactively so as to not break their action.

You know, it kinda bugs me that nobody's been asking for archon reinforcements, but okay.

Triton's Wrath <^> Awakener = Awakened Triton's Wrath 4/6: Deals extra damage to nautical enemies or while in watery situations.
Aurora's Longshot <^> Awakener: Awakened Aurora's Longshot 4/6: Can hit targets in different rooms and areas.
18 spare charges
11/15 for spare charge
10/15 for spare charge
+1 to bfury, jon and pricey

SONG begins to heal up while prepping for the next of the 6 fights that need to be done.



Originally posted on 2016-08-26 16:35:00

[TURN 2]

Action: I repair the Dog Thiefbot.

Some Robot-suited Idiot: I simply attack the Force.

Codefluff attacks the Force.

Axel strikes the Force.

Charges:

New Charges:

Some Project: 0/4 Spare Charges done (+20 Store Credit if I combine all 4 of these to make one big thing.)

Spare Charge 5/15 +1 from Razihel, Noah and Eric
Spare Charge 5/15 +1 from Razihel, Chaos and Eric

Charge Storage: None.

+1 to Noah, Razihel and Eric/piono (I hope you will win).

Eric, may I spend 5 Store Credit for 5 types of Archons, 3 Demopans and 2 Rip Supporters please.

Alchemies:
Nah

Inventory:
Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical
Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...)
Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee

Damage Dealt: 152,500
Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4
Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 3

Originally posted on 2016-08-26 18:00:00

Things are about to get real up in here.

---

QUOTE (JetSet @ (time=1472077561))

The odd fellow, now driving the Boutique in it's vehicle form, goes around the zone he's currently in, before spotting Toast. He stops the vehicle, turning it off, for safety's sake, of course, before proceeding to engage in conversation with him. "Hello!" He exclaims cheerfully, regardless of the situation occurring around them. "Do you need anything? Maybe I can help you with something if you want or need it!" The Magatama, meanwhile, keeps gathering more energy and power, the humming and whispering growing louder. Spiritual Magatama has gained +4 charge points, +1 from Alicia, +1 from Toast, and +2 from PionoPlayer! Boutique has gained +2 charge points, +1 from Alicia, and +1 from himself! Spiritual Magatama: 18 out of 20 charge points. Boutique (Currently in Vehicle Form): 3 out of 20 charge points (until a suitable replacement for these charges is found, for it is not a weapon, nor an Entity.) +1 charge to PionoPlayer, another +1 charge to Toast, and another +1 charge to Quantum. Welcome!

You say hi to Toast, admire your magatama which has nearly finished collecting charge. Charges don't have to be weapons or entities, they can actually be anything you want. Including zones.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1472097047))

Nyarlathotep shudders as his integrity flickers with a pixelated aura from his robed form to something before flickering back. He faintly looks ghost almost incorporeal. He sighs and summons himself a how to program for dummies guide. He notes what code as been lost and immediately tosses the book aside. He goes to work restore the lost code, the pixel aura is drawn back into him absorbing it. Then he begins to start with the basics mostly involving having the ability to be compatible with Minecraft. Then he starts to become more solid almost becoming more real. More defined like his old self. His Integrity begins to stabilize and become normal. Though he does seem a tab more peeved about him begin targeted thee times in a row. His Ingerity rises even more as he fumes over that fact. BrokenNyarly seems no different the original he even gives a little salute as BrokenAlicia tosses him out. He even seems to be enjoying himself... Huh. I guess being surrounded by people who are completely despairing would be a paradise for Nyarly. Our Nyarly sighs, he can enjoy the new memories from his alternate timeline Mask later. It makes Nyarlathotep feel more whole though. Alicia- Oh... Alrighty, our Alicia how about you're now Chariots Alicia. Please make sure our new guest will be a dear and see if you can talk yourself into beating stevei into a pulp. Seriously, the bullshit Islington is pulling off is getting ridiculous. Then again... Nyarly seems to be talking to himself. Siphon 13/20 (+1 from Battlefury and Alicia 3/4 completed) Charge 4/20 Our King (Level 7: 5/8) How to Program for Dummies && Protective Software== (Something Involving Ingerity) +3 to Piono

How to Program for Dummies && Protective Software == Programmer's First Antivirus (Level 5: 1/6) [INTEGRAL ARMOUR]

You heal 25% integrity, somewhat annoying stevei, before saluting Broken Nyarly. He's (probably) an exception to the Despairscendants and those who fell to the Conflict, and is probably enjoying the despair of all involved, because despair is fun.
['Prime'] **Divinity Alicia111: That's a strange title, but whatever.
[Broken] **Divinity Alicia111: I'm already up for beating stevei into a pulp! I've already done that, several times, in fact. I mean, I'm beating you all into a pulp, again, and again, and again, so what I do to Islington over here doesn't really matter.
(Fallen From Grace) **Mates stevei: Conspiracy to commit murder is a crime, you know.

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1472099356))

5/20 Ollo. (+1 from battlefury, revan) 10/10 Ruse Mortus. (+1 from Jetset and engie) DONE. +1 to engie, cyan, pricey. "Noah." Noah extends his hand to shake JetSet's. "Nice to meet you. So what kind of things do you sell?" - Later~ Noah doesn't have a mailbox, thus can't actually recieve the cease and desist. He does, however, recall it floating into the B1NARY 1S pit. Wierd how these things just happen. Regardless, the Shades become less literal representations of their hosts, and more symbolic. Speaking of which... Ruse Mortus charge EXPENDED! Shade of War summoned! Shade of War: 15/15hp, Copies Verdana at 1/4 effectiveness. Verdana can pick what it inflicts. This shade appear on the floor that Verdana is on. Character Upgrades: Now in 5 different colours and flavours! Welcome to my character upgrades shop! It's a bit of a wierd concept because my stock is limited by how much damage I do. Because of that, the shop may sometimes be closed so I can get some more Research. Anytime you give me a charge, you get store credit equal to that amount (not retroactive). I also might give store credit for other miscellaneous stuff. Store Credit- Feathered: 5 Cyan: 2 Pricey: 3 Jetset: 4 Ire: 2 Battlefury: 4 Engie: 1 Revan: 3 Stock- +1 maximum hp (if you have less than 25) = 50'000 Research = 6 store credit. +1 maximum hp (if you have 25 or more) = 75'000 Research = 9 store credit. Solid choice. Always nice to have more hp. You can't go past 27 maximum hp. +5% dodge = 25'000 Research = 3 Store Credit. Nice if you like not dying, but are also feeling lucky. Stacks additively with itself. +5% Crit = 35'000 Research = 4 Store Credit. Nice if you like not not killing your enemies, but are also feeling lucky. Stacks additively. +1 Armor = 100'000 Research = 12 Store Credit yey armor. Stackable. Capped at 3 armor, generally. 1 HP Regen = 100'000 Research = 11 Store Credit. Not stackable. More stock to be added as I get ideas. I also take more specific requests, if you want. Just ask for a quote.

You remember that the pit is closed, and also remember that stevei actually directly dropped the letter in front of you. Shade of War summoned, which I set to Trigger Burn as default. I'll let Engie change it when he posts.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1472139279))

Thanks to an out-of-thread deal with quantum, I begin duping them a copy of the giga gun 1/2 for that Triton's Wrath <^> Awakener = Awakened Triton's Wrath 4/6: Deals extra damage to nautical enemies or while in watery situations. Aurora's Longshot <^> Awakener: Awakened Aurora's Longshot 4/6: Can hit targets in different rooms and areas. 18 spare charges 6/15 for spare charge 5/15 for spare charge +1 to jet, quantum and toast SONG realizes that there is something wrong with Demonologist. He, while walking out into the hall towards the next thing that requires killing on Floor 5, checks into her mind to see what is wrong.

You look into demonologists mind, and see some form of heavy corruption from Incarceration, and also, something else. Gale isn't particularly happy with the intrusion, but it appears that she's talking to something you don't recognise. It appears that you'll need to look slightly deeper into it, but it's a free action.

QUOTE (JetSet @ (time=1472140277))

The odd fellow grins in a friendly manner and returns the gesture, shaking Noah's hand. "Call me Flip!" With the introductions out of the way... "I mainly sell food, books, records, but I also have many other items! Oh, and minigames! It's a little something of everything!" The Boutique in it's vehicle form seems to hum in agreement. "If there's anything you need, just let me know, Noah!" Spiritual Magatama has gained +1 charge from himself! Spiritual Magatama: 19 out of 20 charge points. Boutique (Currently in Vehicle Form): 3 out of 20 charge points (until a suitable replacement is found). +1 charge to Quantum, another +1 charge to FeatheredDragon, and another +1 charge to PionoPlayer.

You reveal your name to the world.

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1472149142))

>Character Stats https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RXiw-03...dit?usp=sharing >Charges wallofwar.exe (7 / 20) +2 to Toast, +1 to Pricey >Action Chaos just sorta scratches his head, and attempts to bottle up some of his Glitch Energy in a... bottle. He then attempts (Glitch Bottle) && Generic Wizarding Stick = ???

Glitch Bottle && Generic Wizarding Stick == Glitch Wand (Level 2: 1/3)

QUOTE (QuantumThingue @ (time=1472152861))

+3 piono, [1/1] *Dr.T charges *Dr.T receives the [Giga Gun] from PP Tommy Gun||Giga gun = Unmistakably Cool SubmachineGigagun™ (UCSGG™) (Level 6, 7 posts left). *Dr.T sees that a whole bunch of stuff is going down in Floor 2 so he goes there *Dr.T sees the virus and starts shooting it with his [Giga Gun] Dr.T: I don't know what you are but soon, "alive" certainly won't be one of your characteristics!

I regrettably inform you that you don't have the Giga Gun until Piono's next post, but I decide to apply mercy, and let you alchemise that anyway. The Virus takes 10,000 damage. On a technicality, the UCSGG™ has 6 posts remaining, and it's usually a count up, so here it would be 1/7.

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1472161205))

I slice the Dogbomination into exactly 4,096 pieces, before cooking it and serving it at an exotic dinner party. Entity Actions Bob uses IPECAC on the Force and Dogbomination. The Chargers gang up on the Force. Envy attacks the Force. Wrath bomb-jumps up above the Virus and does a SLAM DUNK with a bomb. Greed: 9/20 (+2 from Alicia) Gluttony: 8/20 (+2 from Alicia) +1 to Piono, +1 to Engie, +1 to FeatheredDragon

The Dogbomination takes 12,000 damage.

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1472162093))

[TURN 1] Action I vomit black dog-like blood on the floor because of the Envoy Mark then I look at the Force/Tesseract that is going to destroy us however I pull out the blaster then I shoot the force but it had a little effect however I use the sou-[ERROR NO LEGAL POWER DETECTED] Oh well... I punch the Force and see what happens. Some Robot-suited Idiot: I simply attack the Force. Charges: The Coder 20/20 +1 from the Main-Timelined Godmodder (Not the broken version) The Power of the (Other) Force 20/20 +1 from the Main-Timelined Godmodder (Not the broken version) May I place the order for 2 soldiers for this area please. ???: OK and I will fire 2 of these to Floor 2 of the Mates' Base. Some PS Commander fired 2 troop capsules from the Troop Sender to the Mates' F2 and these landed near Us, the Broken Timeline enemies and the 01s. ???: Happy now? also I was working on the Project Storm but I cannot work with Project Nova and Project Genesis (All of these are the Army Factions) I was in the Alternative Universe of Project Storm with AU!Tailclaw and AU!Someone which has a Chumhandle/Chat Name of [UnlimitedCutter] and outcomes a half kitty-cat which has wings and robotic parts which is a computer geek which hates viruses and a person who have a battle axe while full of magic both of them looking at That Idiot. Some Idiot: Hi guys, how are you doing here. and the both newcomers eyes glows as they knew they are very lesser children of Tailclaw Newcomer 1: Codefluff the Computer Geek Chat name: [CoderKitty] Species: Robotic Feline Gender: Female Battle Index: Life: 100,000 ATK 7,000 Skills: A: Greater Anti-Virus Cannon: She pulls out her cannon then blasts her foe for 18,000 damage. CD:3 B: Script LolCats: She scripts by using her computer as she fills her enemy for 30,000 damage. CD: 5 C: Reboot-self: She restores 50% of her HP and recovers her integrity to full by rebooting her systems from critical damage. CD: 7 Passives: Anti-Virus Powers: Deals a bonus 25% damage on Virus enemies like The Virus and she has a stronger Virus-proof armour that integrity damage is weaker if you try to glitch her or fill her up with viruses Attractive: Sometimes a Enemy might get attracted by her due to cuteness and losing the enemy's turn. Newcomer 2: Axel of the (Alternative) Force Chat name: [ForceAxer] Species: Human Gender: Male Battle Index: Life: 80,000 ATK 8,000 A: Spinning Choppah: He spins around dealing 5,000 damage to 3 targets (Can be lowered for increased damage). CD: 3 B: Auto Crit Slash: He chops a enemy for a increased and Critical damage. CD: 5 C: min-Maxist: He buffs himself up giving +25% ATK for 3 turns CD: 7 Passives: When this days like this...: He has a higher chance of criticals on some enemies like The Force and Bosses Should be Chopped.: He gets +5% ATK power if one of these allies died (Maximum of 5 allies dead) Dual Entity Passive (Axel and Codefluff): Friends of the Computing Era: They are best friends with each-other however, if one of these gets defeated, one will gets wound up and gets buffs due to this Tweak if you wish Attacks for my Newcomers: Codefluff attacks the Force also Axel strikes the Force New Charges: Some Project: 0/4 Spare Charges done (+20 Store Credit if I combine all 4 of these to make one big thing.) Spare Charge 1/15 Spare Charge 1/15 Charge Storage: +1 from Razihel, Noah, Chaos and Eric +1 to Noah, Chaos and Eric/piono (I hope you will win). Alchemies: Nah Inventory: Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...) Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee Damage Dealt: 152,500 Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4 Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 3 (Because of stevei destroyed me)

You spit out Dogblood, before punching the Force for 14,000 damage. It looks at you to say "Is that the best you can do?", before punching you back for 1 damage. Axel and Codefluff summoned, but heavily buffed. Codefluff is now passives hell, as well as possessing the (unlisted but still there) ability to deal integrity damage as well as her annoying stun abilities, while Axel eptomises Glass Cannon, and gets stronger as allies die. Many, many, allies are going to die. Pricey, nice foresight.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1472165920))

Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10) orchid energy stuff (5) <^> Gear Awakener 3/6 Ones And Zeros i PING the force, causing a massive PONG to fall on it. Which is actually a sniper. A robotic sniper, actually. Tragically, the force crushes it, triggered its kamikazi explosion. Sadly, the force fails to notice the 19292 other snipers firing at it with sluggers. The force's body is riddled with massive, gaping, bloody holes. ENTITYS: the dog tosses the pixelated heart into the virus 12/20  11/20  1+ toast 1+ revan 1+ piono

The Force takes 15,000 damage. The Thief of Dogbot processes your orders, before realising that something happened to it last turn. Its systems start to generate an error code, before parts of it suddenly crash, taking 25,000 damage.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1472166970))

Public service announcement: Don't bother trying to kill the dogs. /PSA

I fear that you may be biased in this regard, and by fear, I mean I'm 100% sure of it.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1472174321))

Nyarly decides to show the Force how many dimensions an Outer God can have. Everyone except the Force immediately puts on peril-sensitive sunglasses which when detecting danger turn opaque. Nyarlathotep then reveals that when you're an Outer God you can stretch into an infinite amount of dimensions instead of the measly almost paltry amount that our dear little Force has. The Force becomes quite saddened by the fact it will never be a omnidimensonal eldritch deity. It tries to expand into more dimensions but ends up with a bad case of OH GOD MY FORM IS MELTING AND TURNING INTO A CONNECT THE DOTS PUZZLE! A common malady easily recognized for multidimensional physicians. Unfortunately, Nyarly is the only person with such skills. He recommends euthanization, by ritualistic stabbing to death. Who's the Force to argue with sound medical advice? Nyarlathotep is the one with the degree here. Siphon 14/20  (3/4 completed) Charge 5/20 Our King (Level 7: 6/8) How to Program for Dummies && Protective Software

The Force takes 23,000 damage.

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1472193991))

13/20 Ollo. (+2 from revan and ire; +1 from battlefury, pricey and piono) 1/20 Aranzeb. +1 to revan, ire, battlefury Not wanting to be rude, Noah asks about the records, proceeding to ask what sort of payment the fellow expected in return. - Later~ Noah uses the Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom. Woot, spoils of war. +~17.5k research from last turn.

You gain 17,500 research, and use the Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom. I'm not sure if that should actually be recharged, but mercy rules.You roll a 2, summoning Tainted Koopas, and take 4 damage.

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1472204060))

... ---- +1 to Toast. +1 to Pricey. +1 to Piono. ---- Stored charges: None. Spare charges: 1. Spare Charge: 15/15 (Done!) Spare Charge: 14/15 (+4 Various, +2 Alicia) ---- Sword of Flame - Off Creativity Matrix - Off ---- The EED runs a debugging program, then explores further into Floor 5. ---- Razihel prepares a meme. (3 HP)+(1 HP) good regen go౦ԁ regen (Regeners) thats (gain) some good (1 HP) regen right (Regeneration) there (1 HP) right there (Regeneration) if i do ƽaү so my self  i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ (3 HP) НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ (Regeners gain 1 HP. Razihel gains 4 HP. Feathered gains 3 HP.) Good regen Meme energies spread out into every nook and cranny of Floor 2 for Hexor to use. Consequently, the Force gets cancer from said meme energy and gets hurt. ---- -Alchemies- Sniper Rifle && Assorted Snowflakes && Lesser Frost Titan Essence = Snowflake Sniper (Level 4) - (5/5) (Done!) Is sadly not a scythe. ReshiRazor <^> Awakener = Awakened ReshiRazor (Level 7) - (1/6) Now inflicts Cancer, a mix of Burn, Minor Depression, and Bleed. Not much else to say on the weapon.

The Force takes 16,000 damage.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1472225743))

2/2 for quantum's giga gun! Delivered retroactively so as to not break their action. You know, it kinda bugs me that nobody's been asking for archon reinforcements, but okay. Triton's Wrath <^> Awakener = Awakened Triton's Wrath 4/6: Deals extra damage to nautical enemies or while in watery situations. Aurora's Longshot <^> Awakener: Awakened Aurora's Longshot 4/6: Can hit targets in different rooms and areas. 18 spare charges 11/15 for spare charge 10/15 for spare charge +1 to bfury, jon and pricey SONG begins to heal up while prepping for the next of the 6 fights that need to be done.

You heal for 3 HP.
['Prime'] **Divinity Alicia111: That would really, really, be appreciated. You were giving them out for free for this trial, right?
['Prime'] **Divinity Alicia111: Whether or not you were giving them out for free, can I have, about 40 store credit worth of energy archons and beasts, please. I can and will buff them.

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1472230844))

[TURN 2] Action: I repair the Dog Thiefbot. Some Robot-suited Idiot: I simply attack the Force. Codefluff attacks the Force. Axel strikes the Force. Charges: New Charges: Some Project: 0/4 Spare Charges done (+20 Store Credit if I combine all 4 of these to make one big thing.) Spare Charge 5/15 +1 from Razihel, Noah and Eric Spare Charge 5/15 +1 from Razihel, Chaos and Eric Charge Storage: None. +1 to Noah, Razihel and Eric/piono (I hope you will win). Eric, may I spend 5 Store Credit for 5 types of Archons, 3 Demopans and 2 Rip Supporters please. Alchemies: Nah Inventory: Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...) Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee Damage Dealt: 152,500 Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4 Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 3

Stevei points out that the Dog Thiefbot does not exist, and Magical Autocorrect doesn't trigger to save your generic heal. Your entities will do as you say, and you may want to redirect some of those spare charges.

Originally posted on 2016-08-26 20:24:00

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Regeners heal 2 HP, instead of the usual 1, as an act of mercy this turn, and this turn only. Razihel and Feathered gain 3 HP. The Equinox Exploration Drone runs a debugging program, and notices a new function added to it's loop named a(). The debugging promptly crashes with a basic Exception, because gorilla you.

Meanwhile, in Floor 4, the Composite realises the futility of existence here in Floor 4, absorbs the Vault Orb, and promptly falls through Floor 4 to Floor 3. It's still pretty useless, but you know, it could actually hurt you. In Floor 5, you notice a fork, and, Omniscience isn't telling you what's on each side.

Back in a certain hell with way too many Godmodders named Floor 2, the world destablises, but nothing happens yet. A few discs appear, before dropping on Jon and Pricey for 3 damage, and then on River Bank for 10,000 damage. Nyarly doesn't destablise into a blob of code. The Artifacts then glow. The Virus appears, and the Thief of Dogbot starts glitching, hard, losing 25% integrity, It gets worse, as Some Robo-Suited Idiot's mind starts to suffer, and he takes 10% sanity damage. Yes, Insanity's back, still an integrity recolour, only much, much worse. You rarely die from insanity, instead, bad things happen to your stats. You can not heal, or defend against sanity loss, but you take a lot less of it in return. The Ribbon is about to glow but stops. The Dogbomination bounces about, before stretching out. It's going Hostile, for whatever reason. In a change from the normal Mark of Dog, the blood that Pricey spat out starts glowing with massive amounts of dog energy, before transforming into a dog based on Pricey. It's a slight step up from most of the Mark of Dog dogs so far.

The Mates realise that they should actually be minicritting. The world starts to destablise around the Virus, further than it already is. Fetch immediately crashes, generating a Cell. Hexor gets onto his l33t h4x1ng skills, looking at the new 1337 h4x0r for a few seconds, and changes the the alignment variable, setting it to "hostile". The Update Terminal interferes with further hacking, but that's enough, as Fetch respawns without anybody trying to murderise it, and it goes berserk. Big Band, Peacock, demonologist and River Bank all then inexplicably take 20,000 damage. The Force smashes the Shade of Dog across the floor for 11 damage, before the Dogbomination starts to glare at the Force. The Composite is floor movement sick.

The Dogbomination barks excitedly.
DOGBOMINATION: MASTER ARRIVES.

It follows up this bark with a much more energetic Dogbeam. The Force notices that this Dogbeam is a quarter of the way more powerful then what it usual is, before realising that it's about to be directly applied to it's Face. It is applied, and the Force takes 50,000 damage, its form wavering a slight portion, as well as it being inflicted 3 stacks of a slightly different looking Mark, psi emblazoned in the centre. The Force is heavily corrupted, and waves of entropy hit Death the Dog and the Dogbot. Death the Dog has a negative amount of Dogstriker attacks, and the Dogbot's regen systems go down. The dog energies in the force then awaken the Dogflare it should have gotten by getting hit by the Dogbot, starting with an immediate 10,000 damage. The Priceless Dog is suffering summoning sickness, so no strikes. Fetch, on the other hand isn't, and seems that it's not as hostile as it probably should be. It uses Bark() on Envy for 10,000 damage.

Sackboy uses Story Mode. He takes out a book made of yarn, before holding it up in the air. The ground turns into a savannah, and the walls appear to disappear. It almost looks like the outside, apart from the hanging weapons. The Mates Base is suddenly flooded with Meerkats, which are meh but not cats. The Idiot manages to keep his sanity, before punching the Force for 25,000 damage. Death the Dog suddenly loses affinity over powers of death and dog, and his insta-kills are disabled until he gets his Dogstriker back up to 0. The Shade of Dog deals 4,000 damage to the Force. Big Band aims a tuba and Peacock aims a gun at the Virus, before sound ripples throughout the base, and the Virus takes 30,000 damage. The Thief of Dogbot's regen is disabled, before it gives the Pixelated Heart to the Virus. Codefluff promptly uses her hacking powers to rip the Virus apart for 10,000 damage, while Axel blasts it in for 17,500 damage. The Meerkats are also suffering a fun condition known as summoning sickness.

demonologist screams in pain, and takes 3 damage. The Sandstone Revenant smashes into the Robo-Suited Idiot for 10,000 damage. The Shade of Shades fails to restore its integrity, and smashes the Force in for 6,000 damage. The Shade of Hearts gets a wrong user error. The Tainted Koopas are not suffering from summoning sickness, unlike most of the terrible entities summoned this turn, and smash the Virus in for 20,000 damage. Thursday respawns.

The Undead Cultist smashes the Virus in for 25,000 damage, while Bob uses IPECAC on the Force and the Dogbomination. The dog in them supresses the Poison, but they take 7,500 damage. The Chargers and Envy deal 22,000 damage to the Force. Wrath slam dunks a bomb onto the Virus, dealing 15,000 damage, causing it to regress to a size near its smallest forms.

It then explodes, with the name White Face reverberating across the Mates Base. Floor 2 takes 20% integrity damage, Revan, Thursday and the Thief of Dogbot take 25% integrity damage, and Fetch takes 25,000 damage due to being out of integrity. The Idiot, River Bank, and Envy suddenly notice the sudden lack of 25% integrity.

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Everybody present suddenly notices a massive amount of godmodding energy from the Outskirts of the Mates Base, as well as a constant yapping sound. Since the posts of next round have technically already started by this point, Alicia notices Battlefury's repeated dogging. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog.

['Prime'] **Divinity Alicia111: Battlefury, you know exactly what's going on here, don't you?

The barking gets louder, and the godmodding energy gets much, much, more intense, nearly that of an Omega, before something busts through the wall. Accompanied by a group of dogs and a few hypnotised players, is a man in a Lord of Dog Hood.

???: [Hello, Descendants, Aliciax2, Steve, and random hacker person.][b]
???: [And also you entities.]
[b]['Prime'] **Divinity Alicia111: Hello.
[b][b]???: It looks like you're enjoying being curbstomped by an Alpha of my kind, aren't you?
[b][b][b]['Prime'] **Divinity Alicia111: Not. At. All. I don't particularly want to wipe out reality, but I would like my main antagonist powers back, thank you very much.
[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b]???: It's really a shame that you lost them, but I could really care less.
???: My name is the Psi-Dogmodder, and my goal is to show Fiction what dog truely means. It rules over all, and I'm about to demonstrate that, with your demise.
PSI-DOGMODDER: stevei, you aren't really what you seem, are you?
**Mates stevei: I mean, what do I seem like?
[b][b][b][b][b]PSI-DOGMODDER: Some puppet of the Conflict from a young age, or some gorilla like that.
[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][Broken] **Divinity Alicia111: Actually, the more I think about how my timeline's steve phrased it, the less believable it sounds...
[b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]PSI-DOGMODDER: Also, you should probably already be serving me at this point.[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]

If any of you could see stevei at this moment, you would notice that his face is contorted into a form of oh gorilla right here, and now, before the world turned to madness.

Alicia smirks, for whatever reason, before giving a +3 to all PGs, and, uh, not non-PGs. Well, then, have fun. A wave of godmodding energy hits Floor 3, before the seals on it unlock, and time becomes a lot more stable. You then notice the sudden smell of TNT in the air, before everything suddenly blowing up, except the PGs. The building rapidly crumbles, before everything non-PG and SONG takes 20,000 / 5 damage.
[b][b]['Prime'] **Divinity Alicia111: It feels so good to be back in the spotlight.
['Prime'] **Divinity Alicia111: So, so, so good.[/b][/b]
Alicia smiles. Pieces of burning wreckage promptly fall on the Idol and Stave of the Sky, instantly destroying it, as well as damaging the Mask and Creativity Matrix, before you notice a massive amount of turrets in the distance. They happen to be pointed at River Bank, the Thief of Dogbot, the Sandstone Revenant, and Revan. They fire, dealing 40,000 / 10 damage to all of them, ignoring Revan's Barrier. The Thief of Dogbot and Revenant in particular suffer massive wounds, and die.

Broken Alicia looks at her alternate self, before smirking at the AGs as well. She holds up an axe, spins it around, and then slams it into the Undead Cultist and Envy for 50,000 damage, before the Idiot looks at her, and sees, knows, becomes, Despair, taking a whopping 50% Sanity damage. She then smiles, and waits to see what the Descendants will do before summoning.

stevei realises that everything has gone horribly wrong. Horribly, horribly, wrong. He declines to act but his eyes glow a dark cyan, somewhat familiar to Razihel for whatever reason. Near the outskirts of the Mates Base is Hexor and B1NARY. You may or may not want to hunt them down.

Psi looks at the fellow Dogmodder, and gives up on trying to control him, before handing over a global +1 to Battlefury. The Force promptly notices Psi's Mark rapidly gaining colour, before it melts into a basic form, and regenerates as the Happy Dog. A brigade of flying cheesecakes fill the room, before lasers bombard the Composite for 60,000 damage, and Peacock for death. He then heals Battlefury for 10 HP via cheesecake energy, and holds out a perfectly normal piece of silk. The Idiot proves his status by mistaking it for the Ancestral Silk, and giving up hope. Broken Alicia smiles as despair is her thing, and the Dogmodder also smiles, before dominating him, especially with his low sanity. He is now perfectly under Psi's control for 3 turns, and if he dies or loses sanity at any point during the three turns, he permanently joins Psi.

You should all be very scared if you aren't allied to one of these godmodders.

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[ITINERARY]
[ALL] SURVIVE
[ALL] More specifically, split up to tackle Alicia x 2 / Psi-Godmodder / stevei and Hexor and B1NARY.



- This is going to be good.-

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[THE BATTLEFIELD]
Weather: Burning Mates Base Outskirts (Nothing as of the moment.)
Terrain: Burning Savannah (3-15 Meerkats spawn per Turn.)
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE

25% INTEGRITY
[AG] QuantumThingie/Dr. T: 3/20 HP.
[AG] battlefury13: 13/24 HP, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate
Demonic Contract (III & III)
[AG] Pricey12345: 12/20 HP, Regeneration (1 HP).
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 8/22 HP, 2 AC, Regeneration (1 HP), Deflect (15%), 30% Critical Chance, Regeneration (3 HP): II.
[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 4/10 HP,8/12 GS, Regeneration (1 GS), 1 AC, 10% Integral Armour.

[N] Revan/Nyarlohotep: 14/23 HP, 25% INTEGRITY, Regeneration (1 HP), 3 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet, +1 from the Anti-Godmodding Mask), 50% Retribution Damage
2 Rage (Stun Roar: 2 Rage, Minicrit: 5 Rage, Critical: 10, Super-Critical: 15, Sturdy: 18), Barrier: 20,000/40,000 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP)
Healing Item: [b]I[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Shatterpoint: [b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b]I[/b]
[N] FeatheredDragon: 4/20 HP, The Stranger: III, Smokescreen, Regeneration (3 HP): II.
[N] Toast/Noah: 4/25 HP, 276,250 Research, 1 AC (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), 1 Tainted Armour, 2 AS, Regeneration (1 HP)
5% Integral Armour, Evasive (50%), Common Status Immunity, Retribution when killed. Hex Circles (x40), Shielded Minibot: 10,000 HP, Divine Shield
[N] JetSet/Flip: 15/20 HP.
[N] pionoplayer/Eric + SONG: 25/25 HP, 80% INTEGRITY, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40% + 5%)
Elemental Mastery: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Elemental Golem: Element: Wind, Windfury: II[b]II[/b], Element Swap: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b]
Omniscience, Sight (Armour-Piercing); ACTIVE!, Strength (Permanent Mini-Criticals): ACTIVE !, Presence (Common Status Immunity): ACTIVE!, Fireproof: III.

[PG] engie/Verdana: 16/25 HP, -107% Attraction (-10% per turn), 1 AC (+1 Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate.
Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. BAD ENDING ACHIEVED.
Dust To Dust: II > II.
[PG] Jondanger23: 17/20 HP.

[A] The Tesseract: "Spread this to all of your friends, enemies, and even your cat." <0>, Attacks using this either [REDACTED x???] or deal damage to an entity's stats.
[A] The Pain: "It's all just a joke."
[A] The Instrument: "Meet the greatest creation left behind." <0>. Oh, hey, I said that.
[A] The Queen: "I've finally found you!", 50% chance to override the entity command of the victim, USED.

[A] The Salvation: "Salvation is at hand, boys and girls."
[A] The Ribbon: "That an act even that cruel can seem like a ray of light in the middle of darkness… it's beautiful.", If the target dies this turn, then all entities on the same side of this artifact's wielder heal, USED.
[A] The Virus: "I wonder what happens next."
[A] The Spire: "I DESIRE BLOOD. GIVE IT TO ME, ROBOT.", Deals moderate damage, and Incarcerates an opponent for three turns.

[A] Spectre of the Earth: Damaged, +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted, (Verdana).
[A] Stave of the Sky: Heavily Damaged, +10,000 DMG, +Evasive (50%), (Noah).
[A] Sword of Flame: Damaged, +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Burn, (Razihel).
[A] Lance of the Seas: Damaged, +12,500 DMG, +Regeneration (1 HP), (Nyarly/Revan).
[A] Archangel's Armament: Damaged, +15,000 DMG, Inflicts Burn and Blinded (FallenArchangel).
[A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Inflicts Stunned, Wurtz'd, and a random DoT effect (Battlefury).
[A] Creativity Matrix: 6/12 Durability, +50% Creativity Boost, Recoil to users who deal less than 30,000 base damage (Descendants)
[A] The Idol: Heavily Damaged, Overrides an enemy entity order, forcing it to attack an enemy or itself, Switches between users (Cyanogynist).
[A] The Mask: Damaged, Makes attacks go a step up in the Critical Ladder, Switches between users (Noah).

[01] The Virus: 276,144/266,144 HP. [DATA UNKNOWN].
[01] The Force: 87,750/500,000 HP. Very Chaotic. Enthralls Entities Killed By It, Nightmare: III, Dominate: III, Psi Mark of Dog: IIIIIIIII, Dogflare: II.
[01] Composite: 36,500/261,500 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, Solar Power: 100%, Hello Puppets: II, Field Serjery: II, Puppetmaster: III, Chaos Splinter: IIIII.

[???] Pixellated Heart: 87,000/150,000 HP. Holder: The Virus, Can Be Passed, Taking an Action, Damages the Victim Near the End of the EoTB.
[b][b]
[H] Dogbomination: 333,500/500,000 HP. Inflicts the Envoy's Mark of Dog. All Attacks Targeting the Pro-Psis Deal 75% Damage![/b][/b]
[H] Priceless Dog: 15/15 HP, Regeneration (2 HP), Summoner: II, Entity Battle Royale: II.
[H] Thralls of Psi: 10/10 HP (x6).
[H] Dogs: 20/20 HP (x3). Inflict the Envoy's Mark.
[H] Happy Dog: 250,000/250,000 HP, Inflicts the Envoy's Mark, Dogmare: III, sqcb(): III

[AG] Sackboy: 85,000/170,000 HP, Regeneration (15,000 HP), Evasive (5%), Airborn, Attack equivalent to the Creativity of the Strongest Player Attack, Costume Change!: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]I[/b], Prodigy Charge: 3/20, Story Mode: IIIIII
[AG] Some Robo-Suited Idiot: 122,500/210,000 HP, 40% Sanity, GTFO: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]II[/b], Good Dog: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b], Random Abusive Behaviour: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]III, [b]75% INTEGRITY[/b]
[AG] Death the Dog: 82,222/222,222 HP, Instantly Kills Targets Under 10% HP, Dogstriker Attacks: -1, What a Wonderful Night: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b], To Be a Dog: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b].
[AG] Shade of Dog: 0/15 HP, Copies Battlefury at 1/4 Effectiveness, Inflicts Mark of Dog.
[AG] Big Band: 40,000/80,000 HP, Super Sonic Jazz: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b], Strike Up the Band: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]II[/b], Satchmo Death Blow: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]IIIIIII.
[AG] Peacock: 0/80,000 HP, Argus Agony: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]II[/b], Goodfellows: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]IIIIIII[/b].
[AG] Thief of Dogbot 2.0: 0/127,000, 50% INTEGRITY, Evasive (30%), Tricks Learnt: Regeneration (15,000 HP), Deals Negative Effects of Random Intensity. Inflicts Dogflare, Anti-Stun Protection OS, Teach A New Dog New Tricks: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b], Skillsteal: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]III[/b], Status Steal: [b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b], Shatterpoint: II[b]IIII[/b].
[AG] Codefluff the Computer Geek/CoderKitty: 80,000/100,000 HP
10% Integral Armour, Berserks when Axel Dies, Mini-Criticals on Codebased Entities, 10% Chance of Stunning Enemies, 50% Chance of Stunning Enemies in Retailation
Greater Anti-Virus Cannon: III, Script LolCats: IIIII, Reboot-self: IIIIIII.
[AG] Axel of the Force/ForceAxer: 60,000/80,000 HP, 25% Critical Chance on Important Entities, Berserks when Codefluff Dies, Gains Attack on Entity Deaths, Spinning Choppa: III, Auto Crit Slash: IIIII, Min-Maxist: IIIIIII.
[AG] Meerkats: 1,000/1,000 HP (x18).

Despair: III.
[N] demonologist/Gale: 14/25 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour, Incarceration: II.
[N] Sandstone Revenant: 00/107,500 HP, +250 HP and +25 ATK per charge used, Dominated: I.
[N] River Bank: 80,000/200,000 HP. Guarding Death the Dog and Sackboy, Devours Entities While Left Alone With Them, 75% INTEGRITY
[N] Thursday: 2/7 HP (x2), Criticals on Updates that Start on Tuesday, Wednesday, Medusoid Mycelium: I[b]II[b]I[/b][/b], 25% INTEGRITY.
[N] Shade of Shades: 10/15 HP, Copies Nyarly at 1/4 Effectiveness. Inflicts Insanity.
[N] Shade of Heart: 10/15 HP, Copies Noah at 1/4 Effectiveness. Inflicts ATH.
[N] Tainted Koopas: 2,000/2,000 HP (x30), Turn Into Tainted Koopa Shells On Death.

[PG] Undead Cultist: 0/100,000 HP, Airborn, 40,000 Life Force.
[PG] Bob: 100,000/110,000 HP, Chargers: 7,500/10,000 (x3), Spawns 4 Chargers on Death, Bob's Rotten Head: [b]II[b]I[/b][/b].
[PG] Envy: 10,000/70,000 HP, 75% Hit Rate, Splits Into 2 Mini-Envies on Death, , 75% INTEGRITY.
[PG] Wrath: 95,000/95,000 HP, Takes 0.5x From Non-Explosive / Splash Damage, Takes 2x From Explosive / Splash Damage, Double Bomb: [b][b]I[/b][/b].
[PG] Shade of War: 15/15 HP, Copies Verdana at 1/4 Effectiveness. Inflicts Trigger Burn.

Outskirts:
Weather: Smoky Skies (No effect.)
Terrain: Wastelands (???.)

[01] Hexor: ???/??? HP, Chains: 100,000/100,000 HP (x4), Charges Obfuscated.
[01] B1NARY: 100/100 HP (x2), Charges Obfuscated.

Floor 4:
Weather: Indoors (No effect.)
Terrain: Armoury (No effect.)

[01] Hex Circles (x400). 1% Retribution Damage per Circle.
[01] Glass Cannon Players: 10/10 HP (x3).
[01] Vault Orb: 0/100,000 HP. Colour: Blue. 0.5x DMG Taken, Weakness: Being Struck with An Attack of the Same Colour,.

Floor 5:
Weather: Indoors (No effect.)
Terrain: Burning Laboratory (Random negative effect per turn, everything in it takes 4 / 16,000 damage.)

[???] Equinox Exploration Drone: 5,000/25,000 HP.

[N] Tainted Goombas: 1,000/1,000 HP (x60)

Godmodders:
[GM] Alicia111: 37/50 HP

[GM] [Broken] Alicia111: 44/50 HP.

[01-α] stevei: 100/100 HP, It All Comes Crashign Down: [b]II[b]I[/b][/b], Armourslayer: [b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Down to Size: [b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b].

[Ψ] (Shade of) The Psi-Dogmodder: 20/20 HP, 3 Barrier Strength, 2 Actions.
6/6 Remaining Greater Artifacts:

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The Fortress



Originally posted on 2016-08-26 20:25:00