12/15 Tea Leaves (+1 from jetset and battlefury)
6/20 ._.

+1 to revan, battlefury and jetset

'People thought the previous live(?) of dialogue was edgy?'

Riverbank shifts over in front of Death the Dog, since SilvaGunner isn't REALLY getting protected by him. Sackboy uses Prodigy! This summons Fetch!
Fetch:
10'000/10'000hp
Unstable Construction: Deals damage when attacked.

I'll probably summon more 'Shades of x' with upcoming charges. Tea Leaves is gonna buff Sackboy, because he's pretty weak for a (15x4)-post charge.




Originally posted on 2016-08-18 00:38:00

Toast's 20 charge activated!

With loud snap, a glowing ball appears in my hand. I toss it behind me and with a pop, it expands into a portal. A figure slowly steps out of the first portal. A impressively tall, wide man wearing a trench coat and a saxophone strapped to his back appears. I run over and introduce myself.

"Hey, Big Band, right? I'm the one who called you here. This place is a mess."

"Say no more. Guess I gotta beat the law back into em'."

Big Band: AG Entity
Health: 11000
Power: 20000
Specials: Super Sonic Jazz: 3 Turn Charge, 1.5x Power.
Strike Up the Band: 5 Turn Charge: Hits 3 targets for base damage.
Satchmo Death Blow: 10 Turn Charge, 2x Power, Inflicts TUBATUBATUBA (Target cannot attack for two turns and when the target recovers from this, inflicts half the damage it did when it hit.)

Peacock Summon: 20/20 (+1 from jon, bomber)! Activated!

I throw another ball into the portal. Another person steps through. A young girl, wearing a black dress with white frills, and a black hat. Her arms are silver and incredibly thin, with eye-shaped objects connected to it. She surveys the battlefield. I run over and attempt to introduce myself, before she pushes me out of the way.

"I see Ben got here before me. I ain't letting him have all the fun!"

Peacock: AG Entity
Health: 11000
Power: 20000
Specials: Argus Agony: 5 Turn Charge, 2x Power, can target two targets and deal half damage to each or four targets and a quarter to each.
Goodfellows: 10 Turn Charge, 4x Power, stuns the target (prevents it from attacking this turn) and inflicts burn (light damage per turn for the next 3 turns).

“Well, that’s done”

I vote for the Tesseract and the Virus.

Corotrangrul Summon: 11/20 (+1 from toast, Jet set)

+2 to Toast, +1 to jon.


Originally posted on 2016-08-18 13:13:00

Triton's Wrath <^> Awakener = Awakened Triton's Wrath 1/6: Deals extra damage to nautical enemies or while in watery situations.
Aurora's Longshot <^> Awakener: Awakened Aurora's Longshot 1/6: Can hit targets in different rooms and areas.
16 spare charges
5/15 for spare charge
5/15 for spare charge
+1 to jon, jet and engie

SONG continues fueling massive amounts of fire into The Thing, in fact, he funnels so much fire...
That another one of my spare charges accidentally gets expended!
spare charge expended
"You should be roasting in heck. And now you are."
Waves and waves and waves of fire consume The Thing.
Then SONG pulls out Gaia's Herald, and drops the roof on it. Bonk.

Anyways, I haven't got any backup on Floor 5, so I don't feel like legitimately fighting anything right now. I'm just gonna keep chugging along and stomping on everything I run into until something that's actually really interesting (rather unlikely since me and engie apparently burned the floor down.) or finish the floor.



Originally posted on 2016-08-18 17:56:00

UPDATE RESCINDED.
What does this mean? There was an update here, but I realised that nothing would actually happen in the update, considering that the votes would be evenly spread, and there would be no consensus and apart from a bunch of summons, entity orders and Piono's actions, I couldn't actually do anything with the posts I had. This is just an announcement post, and there's no need for reposts. Anybody posting after this, please reach a consensus and also, you don't need to be on Floor 2 to vote.

Originally posted on 2016-08-18 20:36:00

shopdop, otherwise /null, I guess.

@piono, battlefury burned the floor down.



Originally posted on 2016-08-18 22:02:00

I vote for a combo boss, whichever one is most convenient. I just want the phat lootz
/null

Originally posted on 2016-08-18 22:41:00

Ok, I've changed my vote. Hopefully that works out.

Originally posted on 2016-08-19 03:38:00

>Character Stats
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RXiw-03...dit?usp=sharing

>Charges
wallofwar.exe (6 / 20) (+1, Alicia)
+2 to Toast, +1 to Pricey

>Action
Chaos votes for both the Tesseract and the Instrument. He then casually walks out of one of the various holes in the sides of the building, and casually walks up the side of it like everything is totally normal. He eventually arrives at Floor 5, and CHECKS the thing. Surely, a glitch can check a glitch.

hahahaha this will be fun

Originally posted on 2016-08-19 07:29:00

+1 to

Originally posted on 2016-08-19 15:46:00

The odd fellow feels a bit disgruntled due to the sudden leave of his first customer. He hadn't done anything as a proper manager of his boutique! With a shake of his head, he returns to his bedroom to retrieve the Magatama, only to widen his eyes in surprise upon seeing the intense glow of the jade jewel, a strange humming being emitted from it.

He closes his eyes and pockets the Magatama, the humming now echoing within his mind.

Spiritual Magatama re-added to Inventory!

Inventory:
-Spiritual Magatama - A jade jewel imbued with mystical powers, according to lore, which let it's owner gaze into another's soul.
-Sack of Diamonds (Belonging to Alicia) - A sack of diamonds supposedly offered as payment by his first client. It would be rude to accept such a gift as payment for nothing in return!

Spiritual Magatama has gained +4 charge points, +1 from himself, +2 from PionoPlayer, and +1 from Toast!

Spiritual Magatama: 11 out of 20 charge points.

+1 charge to FeatheredDragon, another +1 charge to PionoPlayer, and another +1 charge to Toast.

Originally posted on 2016-08-19 17:52:00

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1471384718))

Nyarlathotep sighs theatrically and reforms mildly annoyed by this slight inconvenience

You return from the dead.

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1471394549))

9/15 Tea Leaves (+2 from Alicia last turn, +1 from Alicia this turn) 6/20 ._. (+2 from alicia last turn, +1 from pricey, cyan and Alicia this turn) +1 to engie, cyan, ire. >Vote for The Pain and The Salvation, assuming I can. THE SHOP IS IN. Character Upgrades Welcome to my character upgrades shop! It's a bit of a wierd concept because my stock is limited by how much damage I do. Because of that, the shop may sometimes be closed so I can get some more Research. Anytime you give me a charge, you get store credit equal to that amount. I also might give store credit for other miscellaneous stuff. Store Credit- Cyan: 1 Pricey: 1 Stock- +1 maximum hp (if you have less than 25) = 50'000 Research = 6 store credit. +1 maximum hp (if you have 25 or more) = 75'000 Research = 9 store credit. Solid choice. Always nice to have more hp. You can't go past 27 maximum hp. +5% dodge = 25'000 Research = 4 store credit. Nice if you like not dying, but are also feeling lucky. Stacks additively with itself. +5% Crit = 35'000 = 5 store credit. Nice if you like not not killing your enemies, but are also feeling lucky. Stacks additively. +1 Armor = 100'000 = 12 store credit yey armor. Capped at 3 armor, generally. More stock to be added as I get ideas. I also take more specific requests, if you want.

[PAIN: 1 | SALVATION: 1]

QUOTE (JetSet @ (time=1471456222))

"Huh? W-Wha-- Wait!" The odd fellow is truly shocked and surprised by the sudden event, trying to call after the miss. She just dropped a sack of diamonds for a glass of water as if it were nothing! He sighs with a bit of exasperation, looking out the door for any new customers or Alicia's return, the sack of diamonds clutched in his hand. Meanwhile, the Magatama keeps glowing with brighter intensity, as the energies course through it. Sack of Diamonds added to Inventory! Spiritual Magatama has gained +2 charge points, +1 from himself, another +1 from PionoPlayer! Spiritual Magatama: 7 out of 20 charge points. +1 charge to PionoPlayer, another +1 charge to Toast, and another +1 charge to Cyanogynist.

#charaisinnocent

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1471469514))

Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10) Dogbeam Deathbook <^> Gear Awakener  = 6/6 Alpha Dogbeam Deathbook FINISH N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST <^> Gear Awakener = 6/6 B1NARY IS [7] FINISH I quickly teleport dogbot to floor four and unstun him via installing a stunproof os It can also unlearn tricks that would be harmful or lethal to it.[/spoiler] Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" "Her" Camera N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5] Ob. Wand Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR. Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing. 9/20 1+ from Alicia 6/20 1+from alicia 1+ toast 1+ revan 1+ piono

Alpha Dogbeam Deathbook: A tome, containing powerful and ancient dog magic that allows for the creation of lasers from dog energy. [Inflicts the Envoy's Mark.]
B1NARY 1S: [REDACTED]. [Allows for a Trickster / Grimdark transformation, with something else lurking beyond what's usually there / Inflicts a Zilly/Eldritch related DoT effect.]

You teleport the Dogbot to Floor 2, and install anti stun protection.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1471469709))

Gaia's Herald <^> Gear Awakener = Awakened gaia's herald 6/6 (grants a small temporary defense bonus to the wielder when used.) Hephaestus's Cleaver <^> Gear Awakener = Awakened Hephaestus's Cleaver 6/6 (inflicts burned on all attacks) 17 spare charges 4/15 for spare charge 4/15 for spare charge +1 to jet, bomber and revan SONG is rather unamused at this entire state of affairs. And draws a massive, flaming cleaver. Hephaestus's Cleaver (awakened edition) is ready to knock some heads. Spare charge expended: Blazing Inferno Hephaestus's cleaver whirls around in the air, SONG spinning it faster and faster and faster, then slamming it into the ground, and suddenly all of the flames consuming the top floor arc towards The Thing, not extinguishing them, but instead spreading them, and suddenly The Thing finds itself in the middle of an absolutely massive inferno of death. And then for my standard action I continue feeding the flames. This is an annoying entity. I'm going to kill it dead.

You set the Thing on fire, hard, dealing 15 damage, before making the flames worse.

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1471471954))

I vote for the Tesseract and the Virus, and then throw a ridiculously sharp pool cue at the Dogbomination. Bob uses IPECAC on the Pixellated Heart and the Dogbomination. The Chargers all gang up on the Dogbomination. Envy: 20/20 (+3 from Alicia, +1 from Piono) CHARGE COMPLETE Wrath: 19/20 (+3 from Alicia) Envy appears. Envy Stats Envy: 75,000 HP. Attack: 7,000 damage. Has a 75% chance to hit an entity. Upon death, splits into two Mini-Envies Mini-Envy: 40,000 HP. Attack: 5,000 damage. Has a 60% chance to hit an entity. On death, splits into two Mini-Mini-Envies. Mini-Mini-Envy: 25,000 HP Attack: 2,000 damage. Has a 40% chance to hit an entity. On death, splits into two Mini-Mini-Mini-Envies. Mini-Mini-Mini-Envy: 10,000 HP Attack: 1,500 damage. Has a 25% chance of hitting an entity. +2 to Piono, +1 to Engie.

[PAIN: 1 | SALVATION: 1 | TESSERACT: 1 | VIRUS: 1]
The Dogbomination takes 10,000 damage. Envy summoned.

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1471477086))

12/15 Tea Leaves (+1 from jetset and battlefury) 6/20 ._. +1 to revan, battlefury and jetset 'People thought the previous live(?) of dialogue was edgy?' Riverbank shifts over in front of Death the Dog, since SilvaGunner isn't REALLY getting protected by him. Sackboy uses Prodigy! This summons Fetch! Fetch: 10'000/10'000hp Unstable Construction: Deals damage when attacked. I'll probably summon more 'Shades of x' with upcoming charges. Tea Leaves is gonna buff Sackboy, because he's pretty weak for a (15x4)-post charge.

Sackboy will use Help() Prodigy during the EoTB.

QUOTE (FeatheredDragon @ (time=1471522387))

Toast's 20 charge activated! With loud snap, a glowing ball appears in my hand. I toss it behind me and with a pop, it expands into a portal. A figure slowly steps out of the first portal. A impressively tall, wide man wearing a trench coat and a saxophone strapped to his back appears. I run over and introduce myself. "Hey, Big Band, right? I'm the one who called you here. This place is a mess." "Say no more. Guess I gotta beat the law back into em'." Big Band: AG Entity Health: 11000 Power: 20000 Specials: Super Sonic Jazz: 3 Turn Charge, 1.5x Power. Strike Up the Band: 5 Turn Charge: Hits 3 targets for base damage. Satchmo Death Blow: 10 Turn Charge, 2x Power, Inflicts TUBATUBATUBA (Target cannot attack for two turns and when the target recovers from this, inflicts half the damage it did when it hit.) Peacock Summon: 20/20 (+1 from jon, bomber)! Activated! I throw another ball into the portal. Another person steps through. A young girl, wearing a black dress with white frills, and a black hat. Her arms are silver and incredibly thin, with eye-shaped objects connected to it. She surveys the battlefield. I run over and attempt to introduce myself, before she pushes me out of the way. "I see Ben got here before me. I ain't letting him have all the fun!" Peacock: AG Entity Health: 11000 Power: 20000 Specials: Argus Agony: 5 Turn Charge, 2x Power, can target two targets and deal half damage to each or four targets and a quarter to each. Goodfellows: 10 Turn Charge, 4x Power, stuns the target (prevents it from attacking this turn) and inflicts burn (light damage per turn for the next 3 turns). “Well, that’s done” I vote for the Tesseract and the Virus. Corotrangrul Summon: 11/20 (+1 from toast, Jet set) +2 to Toast, +1 to jon.

[PAIN: 1 | SALVATION: 1 | TESSERACT: 2 | VIRUS: 2]
Big Band and Peacock summoned, with health that allows them to not die immediately.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1471539362))

Triton's Wrath <^> Awakener = Awakened Triton's Wrath 1/6: Deals extra damage to nautical enemies or while in watery situations. Aurora's Longshot <^> Awakener: Awakened Aurora's Longshot 1/6: Can hit targets in different rooms and areas. 16 spare charges 5/15 for spare charge 5/15 for spare charge +1 to jon, jet and engie SONG continues fueling massive amounts of fire into The Thing, in fact, he funnels so much fire... That another one of my spare charges accidentally gets expended! spare charge expended "You should be roasting in heck. And now you are." Waves and waves and waves of fire consume The Thing. Then SONG pulls out Gaia's Herald, and drops the roof on it. Bonk. Anyways, I haven't got any backup on Floor 5, so I don't feel like legitimately fighting anything right now. I'm just gonna keep chugging along and stomping on everything I run into until something that's actually really interesting (rather unlikely since me and engie apparently burned the floor down.) or finish the floor.

The Thing burns bbbbbbbbbefore ////////////////?|??|??|?|??|?|??|?/>>>>>,<|>>O<?!10&<0>
...
...
...
You get a message, stating 1/6 ENTITIES DEFEATED, and a note falls down on your head.

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1471554130))

shopdop, otherwise /null, I guess. @piono, battlefury burned the floor down.

#letsalldietogether

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1471556517))

I vote for a combo boss, whichever one is most convenient. I just want the phat lootz /null

All of them are combo bosses, but some of them are more comboy than others.

QUOTE (FeatheredDragon @ (time=1471574315))

Ok, I've changed my vote. Hopefully that works out.

#onehundredandeleven

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1471588148))

>Character Stats https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RXiw-03...dit?usp=sharing >Charges wallofwar.exe (6 / 20) (+1, Alicia) +2 to Toast, +1 to Pricey >Action Chaos votes for both the Tesseract and the Instrument. He then casually walks out of one of the various holes in the sides of the building, and casually walks up the side of it like everything is totally normal. He eventually arrives at Floor 5, and CHECKS the thing. Surely, a glitch can check a glitch. hahahaha this will be fun

[PAIN: 1 | SALVATION: 1 | TESSERACT: 3 | VIRUS: 3]
The Thing is dead, but reality doesn't care.
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Similarly to Battlefury and the Dogbomination, you feel that the glitchy nature of the thing you're checking it off allows you to understand part of the key.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1471617989))

+1 to

#b1nary1s

QUOTE (JetSet @ (time=1471625527))

The odd fellow feels a bit disgruntled due to the sudden leave of his first customer. He hadn't done anything as a proper manager of his boutique! With a shake of his head, he returns to his bedroom to retrieve the Magatama, only to widen his eyes in surprise upon seeing the intense glow of the jade jewel, a strange humming being emitted from it. He closes his eyes and pockets the Magatama, the humming now echoing within his mind. Spiritual Magatama re-added to Inventory! Inventory: -Spiritual Magatama - A jade jewel imbued with mystical powers, according to lore, which let it's owner gaze into another's soul. -Sack of Diamonds (Belonging to Alicia) - A sack of diamonds supposedly offered as payment by his first client. It would be rude to accept such a gift as payment for nothing in return! Spiritual Magatama has gained +4 charge points, +1 from himself, +2 from PionoPlayer, and +1 from Toast! Spiritual Magatama: 11 out of 20 charge points. +1 charge to FeatheredDragon, another +1 charge to PionoPlayer, and another +1 charge to Toast.

The Magatama experiences the brilliant power of charges.

Originally posted on 2016-08-19 19:58:00

[END OF TURN]
Regeners regen. Chaos is probably going to git gud within the coming turns by some eldritch force. The Equinox Exploration Drone flies off somewhere, and nothing happens on Floor 4 due to a lack of combat.

[PAIN: 1 | SALVATION: 1 | TESSERACT: 3 | VIRUS: 2 | INSTRUMENT: 1]
[THE TESSERACT AND VIRUS HAVE BEEN SELECTED. NO ARTIFACT SYNCHRONISATION DETECTED. 1 <0> DETECTED. HAVE A TERRIBLE DAY!]

No rewards for this wave, unfortunately. Out of the Tesseract, which is a 3D model of a tesseract, as the name suggests, appears a simple shadow of a human, and out of the Virus, which is a slime like substance, appears a floating mass of slime and glitch. Murderise them, and continue on to your quest to murder stevei! Or something like that, anyway.

The Virus does have normal HP, as far as I can tell, but considering its nature, it's probably not going to die in one hit.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL] Destroy the Mates.
[ALL] Vote.



- REMEMBER WHEN THIS PLACE WAS ACTUALLY RELEVANT? -
[/spoiler]

[THE MATES' BASE]
Locks: 3/4 Remaining.Floor 2:
Weather: Cursed Night (All Mates mini-critical, two random and negative effects happen to the Anti-Mates.)
Terrain: Armoury (No effect.)

90% INTEGRITY

[AG] battlefury13: 22/24 HP, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate
Demonic Contract (III & III),
Avatar of Dog: I, Envoy of the Dark (150% Retribution Damage, +15,000 damage, minicrits, +1 Armour, Negative Status Immunity): I.
[AG] Pricey12345: 14/20 HP, Regeneration (1 HP), Mark of Dog: II[b]IIIIIIII[/b].
[AG] micbs: 20/20 HP.
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 7/22 HP, 2 AC, Regeneration (1 HP), Deflect (15%), 30% Critical Chance.

[N] Revan + Nyarlohotep: 23/23 HP, 3 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet, +1 from the Anti-Godmodding Mask), 50% Retribution Damage
10 Rage (Stun Roar: 2 Rage, Minicrit: 5 Rage, Critical: 10, Super-Critical: 15, Sturdy: 18), Barrier: 25,000/40,000 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP)
Healing Item: [b]I[b]I[/b][b]I[/b]II[/b], Shatterpoint: [b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b]IIII[/b]
[N] Toast/Noah: 18/25 HP, 247,750 Research, 1 AC (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), 1 Tainted Armour, 2 AS, Regeneration (1 HP)
5% Integral Armour, Evasive (50%), Common Status Immunity, Retribution when killed. Hex Circles (x40), Shielded Minibot: 10,000 HP, Divine Shield
Envoy of the Dark (150% Retribution Damage, +15,000 damage, minicrits, +1 Armour, Negative Status Immunity): I.
[N] FeatheredDragon: 10/20 HP, The Stranger: III, Smokescreen.

[PG] Jondanger23: 7/20 HP, Inspiration: I.

[A] The Tesseract: "Spread this to all of your friends, enemies, and even your cat." <0>.
[A] The Pain: "It's all just a joke."
[A] The Instrument: "Meet the greatest creation left behind." <0>. Oh, hey, I said that.
[A] The Queen: "I've finally found you!", 50% chance to override the entity command of the victim, USED.

[A] The Salvation: "Salvation is at hand, boys and girls."
[A] The Ribbon: "That an act even that cruel can seem like a ray of light in the middle of darkness… it's beautiful.", ???, USED.
[A] The Virus: "I wonder what happens next."
[A] The Spire: "I DESIRE BLOOD. GIVE IT TO ME, ROBOT."

[A] Spectre of the Earth: Damaged, +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted, (Verdana).
[A] Stave of the Sky: Heavily Damaged, +10,000 DMG, +Evasive (50%), (Noah).
[A]Sword of Flame: Damaged, +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Burn, (Razihel).
[A] Lance of the Seas: Damaged, +12,500 DMG, +Regeneration (1 HP), (Nyarly/Revan).
[A] Archangel's Armament: Damaged, +15,000 DMG, Inflicts Burn and Blinded (FallenArchangel).
[A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Inflicts Stunned, Wurtz'd, and a random DoT effect (Battlefury).
[A] Creativity Matrix: 6/12 Durability, +50% Creativity Boost, Recoil to users who deal less than 30,000 base damage (Descendants)
[A] The Idol: Heavily Damaged, Overrides an enemy entity order, forcing it to attack an enemy or itself, Switches between users (Cyanogynist).
[A] The Mask: Damaged, Makes attacks go a step up in the Critical Ladder, Switches between users (Noah).
[A] Get Out of Death Free Card: Switches between users, prevents a single death (Razihel).

[01] The Virus: 1,024/??? HP. [DATA UNKNOWN].
[01] The Force: 500,000/500,000 HP. Very Chaotic. Enthralls Entities Killed By It, Nightmare: III, Dominate: III.

[???] Dogbomination: 373,500/500,000 HP. Inflicts the Envoy's Mark of Dog. All Attacks Targeting the ???s Deal 75% Damage! Poisoned: [b][b]I[/b].
[/b][???] Pixellated Heart: 115,000/150,000 HP. Holder: SilvaGunner. Can Be Passed, Taking an Action, Damaging the Victim Near the End of the EoTB.

[AG] Rebooted SilvaGunner: 47,777/102,777 HP, 10% Critical Chance, Evasive (14%) + 7% per dodge, resetting on hit, Godslayer: II, Despair: I.
[AG] Sackboy: 100,000/170,000 HP, Attack equivalent to the Creativity of the Strongest Player Attack, Costume Change!: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]I[/b], Prodigy Charge: 5/20, Story Mode: [b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]II[/b].
[AG] Some Robo-Suited Idiot: 197,500/210,000 HP, GTFO: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]II[/b], Good Dog: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]IIII[/b], Random Abusive Behaviour: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]IIIIIII[/b], Despair: I.
[AG] Death the Dog: 222,222/222,222 HP, Instantly Kills Targets Under 10% HP, Dogstriker Attacks: 0, What a Wonderful Night: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]II[/b], To Be a Dog: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]II[/b].
[AG] Shade of Dog: 15/15 HP, Copies Battlefury at 1/4 Effectiveness, Inflicts Mark of Dog.
[AG] Big Band: 80,000/80,000 HP, Super Sonic Jazz: III, Strike Up the Band: IIIII, Satchmo Death Blow: IIIIIIIIII.
[AG] Peacock: 80,000/80,000 HP, Argus Agony: IIIII, Goodfellows: IIIIIIIIII.
[AG] Thief of Dogbot 2.0: 69,250/127,000, Evasive (50%), Tricks Learnt: Regeneration (15,000 HP), Deals Negative Effects of Random Intensity. Inflicts Dogflare, Anti-Stun Protection OS, Teach A New Dog New Tricks: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]II[/b], Skillsteal: IIIIII, Status Steal: [b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b], Shatterpoint: IIIIII.

[N] demonologist/Gale: 25/25 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour,
[N] Sandstone Revenant: 42,500/107,500 HP, +250 HP and +25 ATK per charge used, Despair: I.
[N] River Bank: 130,000/160,000 HP. Guarding SilvaGunner and Sackboy, Devours Entities While Left Alone With Them.
[N] Tainted Goombas: 1,000/1,000 HP (x80)
[N] Ceiling: 40,000/50,000 HP, Turns: 2.
[N] Thursday: 7/7 HP (x3), Criticals on Updates that Start on Tuesday, Wednesday, Saturday and Sunday, Medusoid Mycelium: IIII.

[PG] Undead Cultist: 73,000/100,000 HP, Airborn, 40,000 Life Force.
[PG] STRINGS, the Undead Puppeteer: 40,000/40,000 HP, Body: 23,500/100,000 HP. While STRINGS himself is vulnerable, he can hijack enemy entities and turn them into a new body within two turns, can interfere with entity attacks.
[PG] Bob: 100,000/110,000 HP, Chargers: 10,000/10,000 (x3), Spawns 4 Chargers on Death, Bob's Rotten Head: [b]II[b]I[/b][/b].
[PG] Envy: 70,000/70,000 HP, 75% Hit Rate, Splits Into 2 Mini-Envies on Death.

Floor 4:
Weather: Indoors (No effect.)
Terrain: Armoury (No effect.)
[N] JetSet: 20/20 HP.

[PG] engie/Verdana: 14/25 HP, -107% Attraction (-10% per turn), 1 AC (+1 Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate.
Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. BAD ENDING ACHIEVED.
Dust To Dust: II > II.

[01] Hex Circles (x400). 1% Retribution Damage per Circle.
[01] Glass Cannon Players: 2/10 HP, 10/10 HP (x3).
[01] Vault Orb: 34,500/100,000 HP. Colour: Blue. 0.5x DMG Taken, Weakness: Being Struck with An Attack of the Same Colour, Blinded: I.
[01] Composite: 82,000/227,000 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, Solar Power: 100%, Hello Puppets: I[b]I[/b], Field Serjery: II, Puppetmaster: [b]II[b]I[/b][/b], Blinded: II, Chaos Splinter: IIIII.


Floor 5:
Weather: Indoors (No effect.)
Terrain: Burning Laboratory (Random negative effect per turn, everything in it takes 4 / 16,000 damage.)
[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 4/10 HP, 12/12 GS, Regeneration (1 GS), 1 AC, 10% Integral Armour.
[N] pionoplayer/Eric + SONG: 16/25 HP, 80% INTEGRITY, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40% + 5%)
Elemental Mastery: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Elemental Golem: Element: Wind, Windfury: II[b]II[/b], Element Swap: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b]
Omniscience, Sight (Armour-Piercing); ACTIVE!, Strength (Permanent Mini-Criticals): INACTIVE., Presence (Common Status Immunity): ACTIVE!

The Thing: 0/40 HP, /: //, FMWVURMVW: 1/3, TIME: [||||] (unknown) (screws with the update terminal in terms of representation) (mutates) (if you CHECK this bad things will happen to you)
[???] Equinox Exploration Drone: 25,000/25,000 HP.

Godmodders:
[GM] Alicia111: 37/50 HP
[01-α] stevei: 100/100 HP, Untargetable, Playerkiller: [b]II[/b], It All Comes Crashign Down: [b]III[/b], Armourslayer: [b]IIII[/b], Down to Size: [b]IIII[/b].
[01] Hexor: ???/???.

The Fortress



Originally posted on 2016-08-19 20:00:00

I mash random keys into my keyboard to get rid of The Virus. That's how they do it in the movies, right?



Wrath: 20/20

Wrath appears.



I then start two new charges.

Greed: 2/20 (+1 from FeatheredDragon)

Gluttony: 2/20 (+1 from Piono)

+1 to FeatheredDragon, +1 to Piono, +1 to Engie


Originally posted on 2016-08-19 22:50:00

15/15 Tea Leaves. (+2 from feathered) DONE.
11/20 ._. (+2 from ire, +1 from jetset)

+1 engie, cyan, ire

Noah covers the room in industrial-grade antiviral wipes.

Sackboy is given aromatherapy, which is wierd because he is a sort of doll thing. He gains Regeneration appropriate for this amount of charge. This calms him and strengthens his resolve, additionally giving him immunity to mind control.

Repeat orders from last turn. The Tainted Goombas move to floor 5. Everyone left unordered attacks The Force.



Originally posted on 2016-08-20 01:01:00

Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10)
orchid energy stuff (5) <^> Gear Awakener 2/6 Ones And Zeros
I proceed to destroy all of the player killing gear and toss it all in the same pit as "B1NARY 1S" then quickly move the dogbot to floor five.





ENTITYS:
the dog steals the forces HP and leaves it with various status effects .

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Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base
temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing.
10/20
9/20
1+ toast
1+ revan
1+ piono


Originally posted on 2016-08-20 01:30:00

Nyarly checks The Force.

Meanwhile to those interested in me and my dumb shit here's something happening and relevant to up coming events.

QUOTE (A shitty chat client)

OneofSwords: Hey Nyarly. You online? swarthyPharaoh: Clearly not, when the icon is green it means one isn't active. OneofSwords: Ask a stupid question... So what are you up to? swarthyPharaoh: Attempting to murder a kissass to the biggest dick ever. OneofSwords: Shitty video games, nice.

Small Shield Generator && Better Battery == Better Shield Generator (Level 7: 8/8)

Outer Statue && Join Our Cult Today Pamphlets

Siphon 1/20 (3/4 completed)

Siphon 20/20 (+1 from Alicia, Bomber, and Piono, +2 from Toast, +4 from Dogman )
+1s to Toast, Piono, and Dogman

Originally posted on 2016-08-20 03:42:00

1/10 Ruse Mortus.
14/20 ._. (+1 from battlefury, +1 from revan)

+1 battlefury, revan, jetset

Noah walks through Case By Equinox [A], up to Floor 4. Through the same briefcase, he delivers The Force the full effect of having a small star inside your body.

Afterwards, Noah approaches JetSet's boutique and walks inside. Because why not?
He looks around, not really sure what to expect from the place.



Originally posted on 2016-08-20 12:12:00

Action: I check the Virus.

Some Robot-suited Idiot: Why is the charges not going up? I glare at The Force/Tesseract then I say GTFO at it (If it's not working, I pummel The Force/Tesseract)

Charges:

??? 16/20 +3 from Razihel +2 from Chaos, +1 from The Godmodder, Eric, Revan and Noah

??? 16/20 +3 from Razihel +2 from Chaos, +1 from The Godmodder, Eric, Revan and Feathered

Charge Storage: NONE

+1 to Noah, Razihel and Eric/piono (I hope you will win).

Alchemies:
Nah

Inventory:
Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical
Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...)
Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee

Damage Dealt: 152,500 (+6,000 for Punching Death over 2 weeks ago)
Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4
Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 2

Originally posted on 2016-08-20 13:47:00

Triton's Wrath <^> Awakener = Awakened Triton's Wrath 2/6: Deals extra damage to nautical enemies or while in watery situations.
Aurora's Longshot <^> Awakener: Awakened Aurora's Longshot 2/6: Can hit targets in different rooms and areas.
16 spare charges
9/15 for spare charge
8/15 for spare charge
+1 to bfury, pricey and revan

SONG stops and focuses, re-activating Strength. I will get no actual free actions this round or the next.
In the meantime, during his focusing, I look at the note that fluttered down onto my head, because I might as well read it.
Also, Consumer, are you keeping track of how much fire damage the various "entities" should be taking? Because I'm pretty certain they should all be taking damage constantly.
I will be disappointed if the various monstrosities aren't hurting badly when I arrive, considering the fact that I'm no longer capable of actually getting loot or otherwise enjoying the exploratory experience thanks to the floor burning down.
Also, I should be at 18 health, maybe more, as you've been missing my regen for several turns.
Alright, hope the fire doesn't get too much worse. Much more damage than what it's already providing and not only will I start actually taking DoT, but the rest of the monsters will die before I can get to them.



Originally posted on 2016-08-20 20:48:00

At the time where I usually update, there was only about six posts by about four different players (remember when that was a somewhat high amount?), and I was feeling some what meh, which would lead to a low quality dop, so yeah. No update.

Originally posted on 2016-08-20 22:13:00