I throw several pairs of scissors at Death.

"Well, aren't you a cut above the rest."

Suddenly, a portal of inky darkness opens behind me and long scaly head snakes out from it.

"Who dares to wake mE From my slumbeR?"

"Oh! Uh ... Ebony, lord of text! Ah, I was just making a silly joke! Hah, you know me!"

"Was that A Pun, i hearD?"

"Nope! Not a pun! Nothing remotely resembling a slight against your lineage!"

"Hmm ... see thaT It doesn't, youth."

"Yes sir!"

The head slowly retreats into the portal and the hole snaps shut.

" .... Whoops."

Peacock Summon: 8/20
Corotrangrul Summon: 4/20

Handgun && Gold Bars && Combat Knife: Golden Gunblade 4/4 Done!
HD TV && Laptop && GPS && Sonar && Chainsaw: 2/?

+1 to Toast, Revan and Battlefury.

Originally posted on 2016-08-09 15:04:00

ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ ]

Action: I heal myself.

The Priest of SiIvaGunner should be at Floor 2 while critting SiIvaGunner

Charges:

What? 20/20 +1 from Alicia

What? Why? 20/20 +1 from Alicia

I use the Charge Connector to string 2 charges together while spending 10 Store credit for 2 of these (5 per Charge.)

What? 20/20 + What? Why? 20/20 = ...

and it creates a insane stupid guy which is half human, half dog in a robotic suit that likes to abuse stuff and insulting them

Some Robot-suited Idiot [AG]

HP: 130,000

Attack: Average

GTFO (or Seriously, GTFO): The idiot points at a target then the foe runs off taking large damage when falling into a hole or crashing into something. It will take 3 turns

Good Dog: The idiot pets on a dog entity which is [AG] or [N] giving them buffs for 2 turns and has a cooldown of 5 turns.

Random Abusive Behavior: The idiot does something abusive on a target for very large damage + getting a random debuff on a victim who got attacked and has a 8 turn cooldown.

Some Robot suited Idiot punches Death.

Charge Storage: +2 from Razihel +1 from Revan, Chaos, and Noah

+1 to Razihel (WOMBO COMBO), Revan and Eric/piono (I hope you will win.).

Alchemies:
Nah

Inventory:
Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical
Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...)
Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee

Damage Dealt: 146,500
Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4
Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 2

Originally posted on 2016-08-09 18:37:00

Gaia's Herald <^> Gear Awakener = Awakened gaia's herald 2/6 (grants a small temporary defense bonus to the wielder when used.)
Hephaestus's Cleaver <^> Gear Awakener = Awakened Hephaestus's Cleaver 2/6 (inflicts burned on all attacks)
Does anybody want to place orders? Any orders placed before the first batch gets off the line only cost 2 apiece instead of 4 apiece.
13 spare charges
12/15 for spare charge
11/15 for spare charge
+1 to jon, cyan and pricey

SONG continues to rev up the giga gun (use 2)



Originally posted on 2016-08-09 20:33:00

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1470599888))

5/20 Battle Against Something Else Entirely. (+1 to alicia) 9/17 Why so specific? (+1 from feathered, alicia and battlefury) +1 to Battlefury, FeatheredDragon and Revan Case By Equinox <^> Gear Awakener = Case By Equinox [A] (Level 7 - 6/6) DONE. The awakened version of Case By Equinox allows the wielder to attack entities in other zones, due to spatial powers. Glitch Stabiliser <^> Gear Awakener = Glitch Stabiliser [A] (Level 7 - 6/6) DONE. Increases the Integral Armor (since it's a pretty unique effect) to 10%, while equipped. 'Destabiliser' form (for glitch based entities like Ets or Chaos) provides 10% dodge instead. I'm gonna die anyway so CREATIVITY MATRIX: ON. Toast appears. :? FC: oh, hey FC: I won't be a moment FC:: just gotta take a moment of death's time FC: and stomach, now that I think about it Toast suddenly phase dives into Death. There's a muffled sound from inside him. [small]nerf this[/small] She reappears next to Noah, and a part of her chest is missing. For context, she provides a link to a forum game discussion thread. http://s15.zetaboards.com/DTG_Forums/singl...84059&t=8322096 fc: well this wil-- fc: --l be fun Just as you finish reading the first entry, Death mildly explodes a lot. Toast pulls a fusion core out of her pocket, shoves it in her chest, waves, and disappears. Noah tosses the Glitch Stabiliser to chaos, which should stabilise his(?) glitch shields.

You throw the Awakened Glitch Stabiliser at Chaos, causing Shieldkiller to get dead. You deal 27,000 damage to Death as hyperdoot hasn't gone into effect yet, before taking 3 recoil from not getting to the max.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1470660963))

Nyarlathotep melts into a shadow upon the floor moving nimbly from any attack coming towards him shielding him. He refuses to be attacked. Kyber Crystal && Revan's Purple Crystal == Kyber Purple Crystal (Level 1: 2/2) Small Shield Generator && Better Battery == Better Shield Generator (Level 7: 3/8) Status Effect Immunity 20/20 (+ Toast 1/4 completed) Charge 2/20 +1 to Dogman, Toast and Piono

You shield like your life depends on it mainly because it does.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1470693458))

Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10) Dogbeam Deathbook <^> Gear Awakener  = 1/? N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST <^> Gear Awakener = 1/? hooperdoot me toast and eric ENTITYS: the dog does the same exact learning tricks thing it was supposed to do last round 1+ toast 1+ piono 1+ revan

Dogbeam Deathbook <^> Gear Awakener = Alpha Dogbeam Deathbook (Level 7: 1/6)
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST <^> Gear Awakener = B1NARY 1S (Level 7: 1/6)

You use Hyperdeath on yourself, Toast, and Eric.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1470693997))

Gaia's Herald <^> Gear Awakener = Awakened gaia's herald 1/6 (grants a small temporary defense bonus to the wielder when used.) Hephaestus's Cleaver <^> Gear Awakener = Awakened Hephaestus's Cleaver 1/6 (inflicts burned on all attacks) Does anybody want to place orders? Any orders placed before the first batch gets off the line only cost 2 apiece instead of 4 apiece. 14 spare charges 7/15 for spare charge 7/15 for spare charge +1 to bfury, feathered dragon and cyan Spare charge expended! Disengage! As we slam down into floor 5 SONG picks up Verdana, uppercuts him up a little bit into the air, then punches him straight out of Floor 5. Engie is now free to re-enter on whatever floor he chooses, the Strife will not conclude in a satisfactory way, because consumer didn't give us any collateral damage like we were supposed to get. Additionally, any and all bonus power left over on the 15 post charge expended to disengage shoots out down the halls of floor 5, damaging enemies up to a certain distance away. SONG brushes himself off and revs up the giga gun (combo 1) ready to face whatever is coming.

You decide to disengage your fight designed to deal collateral damage because you didn't get collateral damage and stay on Floor 5, before getting the imminent feeling that it's an exploration floor and not a combat floor. You also get the feeling that it's heavily and temporally broken.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1470694483))

Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10) Dogbeam Deathbook <^> Gear Awakener  = 2/? N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST <^> Gear Awakener = 2/? CREATIVITY MATRIX = YES DOGSDOGSDOGSDOGSDOGSDOGSDOGSDOGDOGSDOGS it keeps hapening the dogs With that said, a number of dancing DOGSDOGSDOGSDOGSDOGSDOGSDOGSDOGDOGSDOGS come out of nowhere, and perform an interpetive dance. This is moments before a random sun falls on death for absolutely no reason, followed by someone forcing a pumpkin full of knifes onto deaths head. The knifes and pumpkins are all dogs, and they promptly come out to greet death. They run all over him, licking everywhere. I then reveal that they are slowly drowning dooth in dog residue. Dog residue seeps deep into death's body, and from the dog residue comes yet more dog and yet more paragraphs of attack text. Then, a Dog Scorpion comes out of nowhere, and proceeds to cover death in deadly dog scorpion venom. Death feels his body rotting away, into nothingness, fading constantly, melting, dying. The dogs deep within his bones continue to dance, shaking him harder and harder with each insane move whilst a puppeteer dog proceeds to attach him to a puppets strings, and proceed to make him shake even more maddeningly. Then, one of the Dogs decide to take the form of Lil Cal before teleporting into death's face for a nice jumpscare. The dancing dogs, meanwhile, find that Death cannot keep up with their movements because he is such a scrub who can't dance worth shit dispite having dancing DOGSDOGSDOGSDOGSDOGSDOGSDOGSDOGDOGSDOGS inside of him. They thusly decide to exist his body via tearing it apart. One of them bursts out of Death's body, skateborad and sunglasses included. They all leave, and proceed to humliate death in a dance off by spinning in more interpetive circle spinning dances. As it turns out, the dogs were merely trying to inform death of something dangerous, which turns out to be a falling anvil of pure dog that hits death pretty hard on the head. A beautiful pony promptly slams into death, too. The dogs then topple death, before deploying a table on his toppled body. They proceed to have a party. Which accidentally ends with them pouring die-plz grade fluromatic acids on death. They then pull out a dog staff, and proceed to smite him with it an annoying amount of times for little to no damage because why the fuck not. One of the dogs proceed to throw the SHARPEST KNIFE OF ALL TIME at death. While death is busy being impaled by the sharpest knife of all time, one of the dogs sneaks up on death and smashs the back of his head in with a crowbar, before smashing his arms and legs to pieces with it. One of them throws a dogsaw at death, which proceeds to behead death. Multiple times, because it's somehow a boomerrang. Speaking of boomerangs, a Boomerrang monkey from BTD4 that happens to be fully upgraded beheads death twice yet again with his double-bladed boomerang lightsaber. A dog then spits in death's eyes. BECAUSE WHY NOT. A dog then somehow gets hold of 10 dogbeam deathbooks and proceeds to hand it out to duplicator dogs who proceed to duplicate tons of it, and fire them everywhere, but mostly at death.  Who promptly realizes the dogbeams are actually just composed of millions of tiny dogs who hate him. Said dogs proceed to start chewing on deaths bones, while converting his body to dog. Said dog body parts become dogs, who proceed to launch their faces off at death. One of the dog's faces hits death in the face, and his face is promptly replaced with a dogface. Meanwhile, one of the dogs announces HAMMERTIME, and a bunch of hammer-wielding dogs starting beating death to dog. As it turns out, one of the dog's weapons is Fear No Anvil, and death promptly gets stuck in time, before dozens of Zillydogs burst in and proceed to smash him to even more pieces with the Warhammer of Zillyhoo. Another dog emerges, wielding the Grand Warmaster Rocket hammer, and, speeding towards death, proceeds to smack his deathly skull off. Meanwhile, one of the dogs pull out the legendary Hammer of Goldbread, and proceed to smash death's scythes into tiny pathetic pieces, before the golden hammer smashs into death's skull. A dog proceed to swap the backround music out for a piano, and promptly begins playing it. A large number of notes fly out of death, which, in addition to hurting him, make him feel more... relaxed.. and less like he is being beat to death by dogs. One of the dogs proceeds to literally drop the moon on death, before another smashs his skull in with a electric gultar made of generic heavy metal songs. As it turns out, said gultar is actually the Legendary Axe, which proceeds to behead death. Again. For the infinith time. One of the DOGSDOGSDOGSDOGSDOGSDOGSDOGSDOGDOGSDOGS hits death with a hammer the weight of a moon, before another dog applies effort and types 824882 paragraphs into a computer of dogs chewing on death's bones. Said paragraphs of dogs chewing on Death's bones occur. I then proceed to simply filp death the bird for insulting reasons. A bunch of dog insult masters teleport in, and insult death and stevei, before deciding to clean up death. And by clean, we mean using die-plz grade acid as a cleaning product. They thusly melt death. I then proceed to send death's bones to a glue factory, but the glue factory rejects them for not being dead enough. I shrug, and simply throw death into a kamikazi flying cheesecake, which explodes in deaths face. I then summon a giant dog. It gives death a lick, which is composed of tiny dogs, who lick him even more. The dogs proceed to borrow into his body, and turn it into a dog production center. Dog tanks, dog airplants, dog humanoids, and dogbominations proceed to come out of his body, and proceed to wreck all of floor two, covering it in MORE DOG. Dogs that begin dancing, causing yet more dog anvils to fall onto dooth. Meanwhile, a dog tank manages to hit death, tearing him apart. The giant dog, meanwhile, stampedes all over floor two, wrecking it even more. Meanwhile, oiler dogs proceed to cover most of floor two in oil, and i proceed to then set floor two on fire. The giant dog thens smashs though the wall, coming back to lick death more- WHOOPS. The giant dog flattens death. The giant dog is saddened by this, and channels it's sadness into making the borrowing dogs borrow faster. They promptly turn death into dog. Bark. I then proceed to rip out all non-harmful dog energy from death, preventing him from ever using the dog for his own dog. The giant dog then proceeds to spawn more giant dog clones of it's self, and they eat death. Satisfied, they run off, barking happily.

Did you know that Death starts with the same letter as Dog? Amazing info, right? You dog the Death, while a chorus of dogs sing out for you, and Death sees the power, and glory of [REDACTED]. All praise. You deal 135,000 critical damage to Death, before the Dogbomination roars, and channels the dog in the area to blast Death for 50,000 HP. Death is fully dogged, but doesn't instantly die.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1470717277))

Nyarly melts up from the floor different but himself. Call me Nyarly or Samael as this Mask is known. Samael stood hooded as usual but this time not in red or gold but black. His face once hidden now brought to light, a human skull yellowed with aged. As my dear friend Chaos  showed, you my dear skeletal friend aren't the only Death in the vast cosmos. I am a comrade of yours as well. Samael gives Death a smile... more of a rictus. Sammy reached into his robes to pulling out a sword and a pair of wings extending behind him, like a classic depiction of an angels wings. And With Strange Aeons Even Death Itself May Die. I think I can do that a bit quicker. Samael flew towards Death wielding his sword slashing at his counterpart. A cut bleeding pixels ruptures from the slice. And something happens as Death gets up. He feels the sensation of falling before his head crumples. He feels a blow to his neck as he crumples before hundreds of blows thrash him about. He tries to get up but can't, his strength fleeting as he feels blood rise in his throat and choke him. His pain unbearable and almost infinite. Then it fades to the sensation. He feels death. That's what death is. Not you hurling scythes wily nilly. Kyber Crystal && Revan's Purple Crystal == Kyber Purple Crystal (Level 1: 2/2) Small Shield Generator && Better Battery == Better Shield Generator (Level 7: 4/8) Status Effect Immunity 4/20 (+2 Battlefury +1 Alicia 1/4 completed) Charge 3/20 +1 to Dogman, Toast and Piono

Another Death appears, and promptly beats the gorilla out of Death for 20,000 damage.

QUOTE (FeatheredDragon @ (time=1470720564))

I throw a bundle of sticks on the ground and with a flick of my lighter, start a small crackling fire. As I heap a pile of leaves onto the fire, clouds of smoke begin billowing out into the room. I throw a small amount of nondescript Alien blood onto the fire, and as it boils, it releases a stinging gas which mixes with the smoke. I then begin running around the room, digging with my shovel at random all over the room, until the room is covered in several holes of varying depths. I toss a couple landlines in one, sharp sticks in another, a few crocodiles in one, hot magma in one, liquid boiling tar in one. I then produce a rather large fan and stand behind my fire. Aiming at the right angle, I turn the fan on and begin pushing the clouds of smoke towards Death. The smoke moves first and conceals the stinging, bone dissolving gas which follows it. As Death is disoriented (or at least confused) I retrieve my trusty towel and wrap it around Death. I begin spinning, faster and faster until I hammertoss Death at one of the random holes in the battlefield. Peacock Summon: 7/20 (+1 from piono, revan, toast and Alicia) Corotrangrul Summon: 3/20 (+1 from Alicia) Handgun && Gold Bars && Combat Knife: 3/4 HD TV && Laptop && GPS && Sonar && Chainsaw: 1/? +1 to piono, toast and revan.

You see the chance for a spoil. It's so close, and yet so far, as you promptly use a bunch of survival tricks to murderate Death for 19,000 damage. As Death flies out the window...

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1470729419))

6/20 Battle Against Something Else Entirely. 15/17 Why so specific? (+2 from battlefury, +2 from revan, +1 from feathered) +1 to cyan, +2 to ire Noah looks at Revan and points awkwardly at Chaos. "It was actually him." Creativity Matrix: VERY MUCH ON. Noah looks at his computer, and compiles a ~ATH he had been preparing. import boss DEATH import boss_avatar DEATH.plr ~ATH(DEATH.plr){     ~ATH (DEATH){     }EXECUTE(NULL); }EXECUTE(NULL); THIS.DIE; [After this point, when I refer to a 'boss', I'm referring to Death's opponent.] It doesn't really matter whether he could actually decode it. Really, doing so might waste time that would be better spent dying. Like that one time many turns ago, the lights flicker into nonexistence. The landscape fades, and there seems to be a shift in reality. A crack of purple lightning through the sky illuminates the landscape. https://soundcloud.com/kronik_electro/furi-624-danger Another flash. A warrior holding a polearm and wearing a Japanese 'oni' mask is silhouetted against the flare. A circle of purple energy sits on his back. THE CHAIN. "ROUND 1. Fight!" Wait, what? Death suddenly finds himself on an arena with The Chain, and is immediately whacked with an electrified polearm. He reaches for his scythe, but it's gone. In it's place lies an electric sword. Draw sword. Slash. His opponent blocks, then shoves him in the chest. A purple energy scythe comes flying at him, before The Chain teleports away. Death dodges, but the scythe boomerangs back boss' new position. Death finds a gun in his back pocket. He fires light at his opponent, who eventually falls. As Death goes in for the final blow, he is only met with the boss' next phase. The Chain leaps up and at and Death with an unrelenting assault. Death can only parry, and his health bar rapidly dimishes. A lucky parry, and The Chain's guard opens up. Stab, stab, stab. The Chain flashes orange, indicating immunity to attacks. Energy bullets begin to emanate from him. Death is forced to use his light gun to take them out to clear a path. It's not too hard, but waves of energy are introduced, and not having the athletic or mechanical capabilities to dodge them, takes a ton of damage. Eventually, the onslaught stops and the boss is left vulnerable. 3 slashes, and The Chain is released from duty. https://soundcloud.com/kronik_electro/furi-...carpenter-brut/ Without being given a chance to catch his breath, Death finds himself in a maze (of sorts) of blue metal floors and dark walls. A screech, and a laser cuts him alongways. A vaguely feminine figure lies strapped to a segway cross unicycle cross load trolley type thing. The most defining feature is a massive laser replacing her head. THE STRAP. "Round Two. Fight!" Death tries to fire his light gun, but the boss is surprisingly agile, and dodges all of the shots. Lasers, bullets, you get the idea. Death sustains a few hits, but manages to damage her enough to initiate her next phase. Death is frozen because cutscene logic as The Strap removes the shackles on it's hands, and pulls out a scythe from behind it's trolley thing. She immediately rushes Death down and catches him offguard. Free damage. Slice, slice, slice. Death is knocked to the ground, and she brings her laser right to his face. BZZZZZZZ~! Death takes a gorillaton of damage, but knocks The Strap's machine over. She uses the scythe to cut at the shackles on her leg, before discarding into a pillar of energy in the centre. Freed from the vehicle, she skitters off on all fours. He isn't moved on, so he must need to kill her for realisies. He slowly searches through the maze for her, when a small 'bzzz~' soun can be heard. Trapped between two walls, the massive beam of light is guaranteed to hit, and Death is burnt to a script. Due to likely being cloaked all in black, he likely looks exactly the same. Similar to before, the are then forced into close quarters due to game mechanics. Slash, slash, claw; slice slice. slice, you get the idea. The Strap flashes orange, and retreats from Death. A massive, slow-moving beam sweeps across him with a "BZZZZZ~". It then comes back, and sweeps across faster. And faster. Faster. Faster. Faster. As the beam fades, it would be difficult to see the difference between him and charcoal. An opening. Slash? Kill. Body? Toss. Death once more teleports to the next area. https://soundcloud.com/kronik_electro/furi-...rage-waveshaper A number of islands floating in the sky. A sagely-looking, tanned, elderly man sits. Knowing this is the boss, Death goes to kill, but as he tries to do so, walls rise up and rotate around... Who? THE LINE. "Round C. Fight!" Seeing as sword attacks seem to fail against the walls, he tries with the light gun. It manages to damage the walls, but they create a projectile for each that hits it. They bounce around, multiplying as he takes down more and more walls. As the first set of walls fall, the bullets double in damage, and triple after that. Death is overwhelmed, and takes Tons of Damage ™. One shot manages to stray through the rotating walls and hits The Line. It kil-- NOPE wait he just went back in time. Okay. That's balanced. He rises up on a pillar, and 4 waves of orange energy begin to radiate from said pillar cardinally, while indestructable bullets begin to fill the gaps. Death, lacking the mobility of a Rider (might be Ryder), resigns to literally standing still and firing his light gun at the pillar. This collectively causes more damage to him than basically anything else inflicted on him so far, but I honestly don't think he cares. He just wants to get out of here. The pillar is destroyed, The Line disappears, and hundreds of bullets appear and split, creating a ton of obstacles bouncing around. Time stops, besides Death. He fires his light gun around him, but they stop as soon as they leave the gun, effectively creating only more obstacles for himself. After exactly 4 seconds of this flailing, The Line appears, and slashes at him, before disappearing. 2 seconds, and he fires 3 waves of orange energy at Death. He manages to dodge these ones, if barely. 4 seconds, slash, disappear. He gets the pattern, dodges the waves, and counters The Line as he slashes. They enter close quarters, and The Line easily chunks Death with a sword that looks way too large for him to hold. Death manages to get a few strikes in, and the only reason he is still alive is having a health pool more than 100 times the size of the 'protaganist'. That, and he is playing on easy mode. Eventually, he gets him to his final phase, and The Line teleports to the centre, shielded, and 6 pillars rise up around him. Death fires at them with his light at them, which create bullets that multiply and collide with Death. He oh so gracefully discovers that he can destroy said bullets with his own, but not before taking 200 to the face, and killing the pillars, rendering the skill obselete. The Line is left defenceless, and a single slash is all he needs. Slash, kill, dead. (due to internet problems, I don't have the music for this one) Finally, Death finds himself in an arid, deserty arena of sorts. A knight covered in purple armor, which in turn is covered in green flames, accosts him. Who is this foe, you may ask...? THE HAND. "Round IV. Fight!" He moves slowly, shield raised, towards Death, who tries to use the new skill he learnt (way too late, mind you) to fire the gun at The Hand. It bounces right off the man's shield. Well, gorilla. He attempts to slash at him, but you obviously have forgotten that Death is really terrible at this game and has only been surviving because of his absurd health pool and easy mod. The sword gets stuck in The Hand's shield. Lacking the controller to do the quicktime event, Death loses it. gorilla. Death is knocked to the ground, defenceless, before The Hand uses his sword to fire a beam of holy light through Death. It pierces straight through him, and kills instantly. Death finds himself in AscensionCraft. He also sees two images in front of him. One of him (or rather, his avatar) chained up with a game over screen. The other is the ~ATH code from earlier. He also realises he's looking at Noah's laptop. "I'm honestly surprised you even got that far (and that was on easy)." Death subsequently realises that 1. He didn't disable the ~ATH, and 2. Even if he had (which would mean somehow using Void powers to nullify the chest in Noah's chest), the properties of Noah's laptop still applied. i.e. like terrible mspaint slither.io, incredibly awesome Furi would still damage the victim of the game, which in this case was Death. As for the damage, it would be best described as... insteunt deaf........

...he blinks out of reality, and is forced into a gauntlet designed to make him get good. Death is knocked to a few thousand HP by the polearm, before the scythe cuts through him, and he blinks back to reality. Death experiences himself.

HAHAHAHA, THAT WAS A GREAT DUEL INDEED. CRAWLING CHAOS, DOGBOY, DRAGON-CALLED, AND PACTED, YOU HAVE DONE GREAT INDEED. UNFORTUNATELY, ONLY TWO OF YOU WILL GET A REWARD OF THAT, BUT WAIT, IT'S TIME FOR ONE LAST SHOW!

Death cackles, he did just get 2 instakills from Battlefury and the Dogbomination's attack, 1 from dropping under 222k HP as well as Triple-Action, two out of three charges being filled and criticals, neglecting Scythemaster. It appears that Death has a kamikaze, and something's been hiding it from me. I suspect it's one of the Mates, but we're going to find out soon.

Death starts off his barrage by using What A Horrible Night! The entirety of Floor 2 shifts, and you appear to be trapped under a Cursed Night. Two random negative effects will happen from a completely random intensity between 1 and 100, and the Mates all mini-crit. He then uses To Have a Curse! Revan and Battlefury hear whispers underneath them, before being inflicted with the Death Clock! If you don't deal more than 66,666 damage in a single attack, then you experience insteunt deaf. Yes, you can use buffs with this. Finally, he swings his blade down, still the electric sword, upon the Thief of Dogbot, Stunning it and dealing 60,000 critical damage. It survives, barely. Death pets it, before teaching it how to Inflict random effects for surviving. His electrical sword then stretches out, before turning into a massive scythe. Da Dok, Tainted Magikoopas, Crimson Red, and Scavenger are promptly struck by lightning, before their souls or other methods of operation are eviscerated and they die. He then starts to fade away, before throwing his Scythe, The Cursed, to Noah, and the corrupted electricity blade, The Stranger to Dragon for his very close shot at killing death. Everybody else gets nothing.

The Cursed can either inflict one shot of instant death or 1 to 5 shots of random and negative effects that kill under a certain health radius, like Death himself. The Scavenger is a Level 10 alchemy that works like a level 10 alchemy, only with the ability to shoot a charged shot that deals damage, a random intensity negative effect,a nd stuns.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1470741374))

Battlefury proceeds to read a note of white text intended for him he found in the EoTB battle. He comes to a understanding. What? You except me to describe what he is reading? One of the advantages of a pure-text medium is the fact that you can hide things by dangling them in front of everyone, and simply not describing it. But whatever. Here is your description. BEBFQP AZROHZ NTMTJN WYRIRP WJFEEF IAYJOR QCOMMC QRIWVB MTTFOH ONSCAS URWODC BWMPYR VYHGGY ENAAJR JEQAPA IMDTGR ZNOVXW SGQNFG ZJIPKN WWMLMU TIPKJX AWXSRF DFRFDQ LQPMRD FYRGHW LG. /null

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1470742632))

i actually don't know ---- +1 to Toast. +1 to Pricey. +1 to Piono. ---- All charges +1 from Alicia. ULTIMATE CRIT VISION: 19/20 (+1 Toast, +1 Piono) Happy feet! ULTIMATE CRIT VISION: 18/20 (+1 Toast) Wombo Combo!. ---- Sword of Flame - Off Creativity Matrix - Off ---- SiIvaGunner memes Death. ---- Razihel heals himself up with a medigun blast to the face. Like he should have a turn ago. "New day, new text color." ---- -Alchemies- Rapier of Readiness <^> Awakener = Awakened Rapier of Readiness (Level 4) - (5/5) (Done!) Now inflicts Coated, which causes fire attacks to Ignite the enemy with the Coated debuff. Shotgun && Fire Rune && Ice Rune && Light Rune = Ultranova Cannon (Level ?) - (1/?) Description empty. -Inventory- ReshiRazor (Level 5) - A sword that channels the three pillars of the internet: the l33tness of a katana, the edginess of a chainsaw, and the ??? of fire to contain the hideous power of DeviantArt. Indra Airstrike (Level 7) - A bow, similar to the Daedalus Stormbow, which makes thunder arrows that deal huge damage fall from the sky at whichever the laser sight is pointing at. Circle of Dust (Level 5) - A black and red shield with the insignia of the Transspace Guard. When held up into the sky, nukes the area around the user. Fortunately, that's a small area. Editor's Cookbook (Level 3) - A book inscripted with mysterious blue symbols and the Musical Defense Squadron insignia. Summons anti-godmodding Reality Emitter bombs. Rapier of Readiness (Level 2) - A rapier coated in Hype Fuel. HQ Disc of Deception (Level 7) - Uh, Consumer, desc pls? Sword of Flame (ARTIFACT) - Exactly what it says on the tin. 12,500 added damage, inflicts Burn.

You heal for 3 HP.

QUOTE (FeatheredDragon @ (time=1470751444))

I throw several pairs of scissors at Death. "Well, aren't you a cut above the rest." Suddenly, a portal of inky darkness opens behind me and long scaly head snakes out from it. "Who dares to wake mE From my slumbeR?" "Oh! Uh ... Ebony, lord of text! Ah, I was just making a silly joke! Hah, you know me!" "Was that A Pun, i hearD?" "Nope! Not a pun! Nothing remotely resembling a slight against your lineage!" "Hmm ... see thaT It doesn't, youth." "Yes sir!" The head slowly retreats into the portal and the hole snaps shut. " .... Whoops." Peacock Summon: 8/20 Corotrangrul Summon: 4/20 Handgun && Gold Bars && Combat Knife: Golden Gunblade 4/4 Done! HD TV && Laptop && GPS && Sonar && Chainsaw: 2/? +1 to Toast, Revan and Battlefury.

#charaisinnocent

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1470754582))

I repeat my previous attack on Death because I'm too lazy to do anything original. Envy: 8/20 Wrath:7/20 +2 to Piono, +1 to Engie

#tm

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1470764243))

ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ ] Action: I heal myself. The Priest of SiIvaGunner should be at Floor 2 while critting SiIvaGunner Charges: What? 20/20 +1 from Alicia What? Why? 20/20 +1 from Alicia I use the Charge Connector to string 2 charges together while spending 10 Store credit for 2 of these (5 per Charge.) What? 20/20 + What? Why? 20/20 = ... and it creates a insane stupid guy which is half human, half dog in a robotic suit that likes to abuse stuff and insulting them Some Robot-suited Idiot [AG] HP: 130,000 Attack: Average GTFO (or Seriously, GTFO): The idiot points at a target then the foe runs off taking large damage when falling into a hole or crashing into something. It will take 3 turns Good Dog: The idiot pets on a dog entity which is [AG] or [N] giving them buffs for 2 turns and has a cooldown of 5 turns. Random Abusive Behavior: The idiot does something abusive on a target for very large damage + getting a random debuff on a victim who got attacked and has a 8 turn cooldown. Some Robot suited Idiot punches Death. Charge Storage: +2 from Razihel +1 from Revan, Chaos, and Noah +1 to Razihel (WOMBO COMBO), Revan and Eric/piono (I hope you will win.). Alchemies: Nah Inventory: Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...) Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee Damage Dealt: 146,500 Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4 Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 2

You heal for 1 HP. That Idiot summoned, but buffed. Considering what's coming up in the terms of the non-Mates, Good Dog makes me kek.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1470771215))

Gaia's Herald <^> Gear Awakener = Awakened gaia's herald 2/6 (grants a small temporary defense bonus to the wielder when used.) Hephaestus's Cleaver <^> Gear Awakener = Awakened Hephaestus's Cleaver 2/6 (inflicts burned on all attacks) Does anybody want to place orders? Any orders placed before the first batch gets off the line only cost 2 apiece instead of 4 apiece. 13 spare charges 12/15 for spare charge 11/15 for spare charge +1 to jon, cyan and pricey SONG continues to rev up the giga gun (use 2)

You empower your shot gun.

Originally posted on 2016-08-09 21:07:00

[END OF TURN]
Regeners and Revan do their things.

(Fallen From Grace) **Mates stevei: So, one of my more powerful human friends and my 1337 h4x0r friend were supposed to appear here, and mock you and explain a bunch of gorilla, but, uh, Fifth Wall time cuts.[b]
(Fallen From Grace) **Mates stevei: So anyway, I'll be doing an explanation for these lovely artifacts instead of our poor, temporally challenged GM.[/b]

...
You notice that the 8 artifacts are slightly less obscured than before, and each show a name that and a quick tangentially related to what it summons.

[b](Fallen From Grace) **Mates stevei: These lovely artifacts are each related to a massive anomaly in space and time, apart from the Instrument and the Virus.
[/b][b](Fallen From Grace) **Mates stevei: These lovely artifacts also trigger a dual mini-boss battle. You get to pick two each, and if you match up the right ones, you get a reward on winning at the cost of making the battles much harder. If you discover where all but the Pain and Salvation came from, which isn't particularlly hard, you get a minor prize.
[b][b](Fallen From Grace) **Mates stevei:[/b] If you match up the <0> ones, bad things happen, but you get a significantlly better reward.
[/b][/b][b][b][b](Fallen From Grace) **Mates stevei:[/b] Anyway, my friends descend next turn, so I'll snark at you soon.[/b][/b]

The artifacts have actual purposes and can not be claimed until the defeat of the bosses they're related to, although they will be used during the battle. It's getting kind of late, which is why this is rushed.

Anyway, pick and choose two artifacts! The highest voted on two will become your dual (or possibly more) boss fight next turn.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL] Destroy the Mates.
[ALL] Kill Death to to progress into the next part of Floor 2.



-WHEN ALICIA DITCHES THE BATTLEFIELD, YOU CAN TELL THAT INTERESTING THINGS ARE HAPPENING ELSEWHERE-
[/spoiler]

[THE MATES' BASE]
Locks: 3/4 Remaining.Floor 2:
Weather: Cursed Night (All Mates mini-critical, two random and negative effects happen to the )
Terrain: Armoury (No effect.)

90% INTEGRITY

[AG] battlefury13: 21/24 HP, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate
Demonic Contract (III & III), Death Clock: III (Deal 66,666+ Damage in a Single Attack to Break.).
Avatar of Dog: III, Hyperdeath: II.
[AG] Pricey12345: 13/20 HP, Regeneration (1 HP), Mark of Dog: II[b]IIIIIIII[/b].
[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 2/10 HP, 9/12 GS, Regeneration (1 GS), 1 AC, 10% Integral Armour.
[AG] micbs: 20/20 HP.

[N] Revan + Nyarlohotep: 23/23 HP, 3 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet, +1 from the Anti-Godmodding Mask), 50% Retribution Damage
8 Rage (Stun Roar: 2 Rage, Minicrit: 5 Rage, Critical: 10, Super-Critical: 15, Sturdy: 18), Barrier: 25,000/40,000 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP)
Healing Item: [b]I[b]I[/b][b]I[/b]II[/b], Shatterpoint: [b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b]IIII[/b], Death Clock: III (Deal 66,666+ Damage in a Single Attack to Break.).
[N] Bomber57/Irongutta: 20/20 HP, 2 AC (+1 from the Awakened Obsidian Helmet and Chestplate), Deflect (15%), Soopa Juice: II.
[N] Toast/Noah: 19/25 HP, 247,750 Research, 1 AC (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), 1 Tainted Armour, 2 AS, Regeneration (1 HP)
5% Integral Armour, Evasive (50%), Common Status Immunity, Retribution when killed.
Hex Circles (x40), Shielded Minibot: 10,000 HP, Divine Shield., Hyperdeath: II.
[N] FeatheredDragon: 20/20 HP, The Stranger: III.

[PG] Jondanger23: 7/20 HP, Inspiration: I.

[A] The Spire: "I DESIRE BLOOD. GIVE IT TO ME, ROBOT."
[A] The Queen: "I've finally found you!"
[A] The Instrument: "Meet the greatest creation left behind." <0>. Oh, hey, I said that.
[A] The Pain: "It's all just a joke."

[A] The Tesseract: "Spread this to all of your friends, enemies, and even your cat." <0>.
[A] The Ribbon: "That an act even that cruel can seem like a ray of light in the middle of darkness… it's beautiful."
[A] The Virus: "I wonder what happens next."
[A] The Salvation: "Salvation is at hand, boys and girls."

[A] Spectre of the Earth: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted, (Verdana).
[A] Stave of the Sky: Lightly Damaged, +10,000 DMG, +Evasive (50%), (Noah).
[A] Sword of Flame: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Burn, (Razihel).
[A] Lance of the Seas: +12,500 DMG, +Regeneration (1 HP), (Nyarly/Revan).
[A] Archangel's Armament: +15,000 DMG, Inflicts Burn and Blinded (FallenArchangel).
[A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Inflicts Stunned, Wurtz'd, and a random DoT effect (Battlefury).
[A] Creativity Matrix: 8/12 Durability, +50% Creativity Boost, Recoil to users who deal less than 30,000 base damage (Descendants)
[A] The Idol: Heavily Scratched, Overrides an enemy entity order, forcing it to attack an enemy or itself, Switches between users (Cyanogynist).
[A] The Mask: Makes attacks go a step up in the Critical Ladder, Switches between users (Noah).
[A] Get Out of Death Free Card: Switches between users, prevents a single death (micbs).

[N] Scavenger: 0/80,000 HP, Shell: 75,000/75,000 HP, +3 AC to the main body but Armour-Piercing is nullified while active, Armour-Piercing, Swaps attack with the target if they have higher attack, Inspiration: I[b]I[/b].

[???] Dogbomination: 440,000/500,000 HP. Inflicts the Envoy's Mark of Dog. All Attacks Targeting the ???s Deal 75% Damage!

[01-BOSS] Death: 0/666,666 HP, Triple-Action, Harnesses Entropy Once Per Turn, Instant Kill on Targets Under 40% HP, Instant Death Attacks: 4, Mini-Criticals at 222k HP, Criticals at 111k HP, What a Horrible Night: II, To Have a Curse: III, Hello Puppets: [b]II[b]I[/b], <0>: II[b]I[/b]I, Burn: I, Envoy's Mark of Dog: IIIIIIIIII (ACTIVE!)[/b]

[AG] Rebooted SilvaGunner: 77,777/102,777 HP, 25% Critical Chance, Evasive (7%) + 14% per dodge, resetting on hit.
[AG] Sackboy: 100,000/170,000 HP, Attack equivalent to the Creativity of the Strongest Player Attack, Costume Change!: II, Prodigy Charge: 3/20, Story Mode: [b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]III[/b].
[AG] Thief of Dogbot 2.0: 250/127,000, Evasive (50%), Tricks Learnt: Regeneration (7,500 HP), Deals Negative Effects of Random Intensity, Teach A New Dog New Tricks: [b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b], Skillsteal: [b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]II[/b], Status Steal: [b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]II[/b], Stun: I.
[AG] Some Robo-Suited Idiot: 210,000/210,000 HP, GTFO: III, Good Dog: IIIII, Random Abusive Behaviour: IIIIIIII.

[N] demonologist/Gale: 25/25 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour,
[N] Da Boyz: Engaged with Death.
Slugga Boyz: 8,000/8,000 HP (x2), 'Ere We Go!: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b].
[N] Tainted Magikoopas: 0/8,000 HP (x5). Unpredictable, but random action. Mark of Dog: II[b]IIIIIIII[/b]
[N] Sandstone Revenant: 40,000/100,000 HP, +250 HP and +25 ATK per charge used, Anger: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b].
[N] River Bank: 160,000/160,000 HP. Guarding SilvaGunner and Sackboy, Devours Entities While Left Alone With Them.
[N] Dok Buzzgob: 0/60,000 HP, Field Serjery: II, Soopa Juice: IIII.
[N] Grot Orderly: 0/3,000 HP, Evasive (65%)
[N] Tainted Goombas: 1,000/1,000 HP (x80)
[N] Ceiling: 50,000/50,000 HP, Turns: 1, /////.

[PG] Crimson Red: 0/112,500 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP), Airborn, 75% HP Drain.
[PG] Undead Cultist: 73,000/100,000 HP, Airborn, 0 Life Force.
[PG] STRINGS, the Undead Puppeteer: 40,000/40,000 HP, Body: 48,000/100,000 HP. While vulnerable, can hijack enemy entities and turn them into a newbody within two turns, can interfere with entity attacks.
[PG] Bob: 100,000/110,000 HP, Chargers: 10,000/10,000 (x2), Spawns 4 Chargers on Death, Bob's Rotten Head: [b]III[/b].

Floor 4:
Weather: Indoors (No effect.)
Terrain: Armoury (No effect.)

[01] Hex Circles (x400). 1% Retribution Damage per Circle.
[01] Glass Cannon Players: 7/10 HP, 10/10 HP (x3).
[01] Vault Moth: 27,000/50,000 HP.
[01] Vault Shadows: 55,000/60,000 HP (x2), Blinded: II.
[01] Vault Orb: 34,500/100,000 HP. Colour: Blue. 0.5x DMG Taken, Weakness: Being Struck with An Attack of the Same Colour, Blinded: II.
[01] Composite: 190,000/200,000 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, Solar Power: 100%, Hello Puppets: I[b]I[/b], Field Serjery: II, Puppetmaster: [b]II[b]I[/b][/b], Shatterpoint: [b]II[b]I[/b]III[/b], Blinded: II.

Floor 5:
Weather: Indoors (No effect.)
Terrain: Laboratory (No effect.)
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 5/22 HP, Regeneration (1 HP)

[N] pionoplayer/Eric + SONG: 23/25 HP, 80% INTEGRITY, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40% + 5%)
Elemental Mastery: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Elemental Golem: Element: Wind, Windfury: II[b]II[/b], Element Swap: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b]
Omniscience, Sight (Armour-Piercing); ACTIVE!, Strength (Permanent Mini-Criticals): ACTIVE!, Presence (Common Status Immunity): ACTIVE!, Hyperdeath: [b]II.
[/b]

[PG] engie/Verdana: 16/25 HP, -107% Attraction (-10% per turn), 3 AC (+1 Enchanted Obsidian Helmet, +2 from stevei), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate.
Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. BAD ENDING ACHIEVED.
Dust To Dust: II > II. Kritzkrieg: I, SI Barrier: I, Armour Piercing: II

[AG] Priest of SilvaGunner: 30,000/80,000 HP, Can Force Silva to Critical Instead of Attacking, Berserks on Silva's Death, Rip Cultist Summon: [b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b], ReBoot Time: [b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]IIII[/b].

Godmodders:
[GM] Alicia111: 37/50 HP
[01-α] stevei: 100/100 HP, Untargetable.

The Fortress



Originally posted on 2016-08-09 21:07:00

I smash a bottle of strength potion over the Undead Cultist's head.

I then vote for the Virus and the Ribbon.

Envy: 9/20

Wrath: 9/20 (+1 from piono)

+2 to Piono, +1 to Engie

Originally posted on 2016-08-09 22:51:00

7/20 Battle Against Something Else Entirely. (+1 from cyan)
17/17 Why so specific? (+1 from Feathered) DONE.

+1 to revan, feathered and battlefury.

Noah votes for Thursday's special, once she is summoned, followed by Reflective Shroud. Boss Vote: Queen, Ribbon.

Sackboy, who should have gotten

Why so specific? charge ESPAÑOL!
Thursday summoned!

Thursday [N-P] - 7/7hp. 3 lives. Medusoid Mycelium: IIII
Will crit on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and weekends (Saturdays and Sundays), at the time the dop starts.
Medusoid Mycelium: Requires 4 votes to pull off.

Sackboy places a couple of Prize Bubbles for the Thief of Dogbot to collect, which heals him. Thursday uses some spare screws and scrap metal to heal the Thief of Dogbot. River-bank shifts in front of the Dogbot, leaving Silvagunner vulnerable as a result. 'The Ceiling' moves down, and will begin to damage enemies next turn.

Originally posted on 2016-08-09 22:55:00

Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10)
Dogbeam Deathbook <^> Gear Awakener = 3/6 Alpha Dogbeam Deathbook
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST <^> Gear Awakener = 3/6 B1NARY IS [7]


i use the Corrupted Light on moi and toast









ENTITYS:
the dog does the same exact learning tricks thing it was supposed to do last round, and moves to floor four

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Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base
temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing.

1/10
1/10

1+ toast
1+ piono
1+ revan

Originally posted on 2016-08-10 00:12:00

@Battlefury, If you pop Corrupted Light with your above action, then it will be easy for you to hit 66k damage on your next attack, due to having full crits and +15'000 damage on top of that. (Also you will be dogged, still)

9/20 Battle Against Something Else Entirely. (+1 from battlefury)
1/10 Die Some Other Day.

+1 to ire, cyan, and the next person to attack.

Noah eats the sloppiest sloppy joe of all time. It's such a sloppy sloppy joe, Sloppy Joe himself comes and gives a slop of approval on it.

Originally posted on 2016-08-10 01:27:00

Oh no, whatever will I do about the Death Clock? HOW ABOUT THIS!

Spear of Justice begins to play at Warp Speed as Nyarly morphs back into his standard form and teleports over to SONG/Eric.

May please I purchase a use of your gravitational core upon the Composite? I'd rather not die because I lack any time to deal with this murderous piece of clockwork's near insatiable bloodlust.

Small Shield Generator && Better Battery == Better Shield Generator (Level 7: 5/8)

Status Effect Immunity 10/20 (+2 Battlefury +1 Toast, Pricey and FeatheredDragon 1/4 completed)

Charge 4/20
+1s to Toast, Piono and Dogman

Originally posted on 2016-08-10 02:54:00

descriptions for disc of deception and ultranova cannon pls
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+1 to Toast.
+1 to Pricey.
+1 to Piono.
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Stored charges: +1 from Piono, +1 from Toast
ULTIMATE CRIT VISION: 20/20 (Done!)
Happy feet!
ULTIMATE CRIT VISION: 20/20 (+1 Pricey) (Done!)
Wombo Combo!.
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Sword of Flame - Off
Creativity Matrix - Off
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SiIvaGunner casts Be Useless due to a lack of things to kill.
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20x2 expended!
Razihel gains 30% crit chance.

Razihel drives his DeLorean into Floor 2.

He then sees the Tesseract. And its description.

"Spread this to your friends, your enemies, and even your cat."

It seems familiar. And then it hits him.

I T ' S T H E g o r i l l a I N G H A P P Y C U B E.

"NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. NOT HAPPENING."

The Queen is related to Homura, and the Ribbon is related to Madoka.

BOOM, prizes.

He then finally equips the Awakened Enchanted Obsidian armor pieces. Forgotten Superweapon much?

He votes Queen and Ribbon. One step closer to Madoka Hell.
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-Alchemies-
Sniper Rifle && Assorted Snowflakes && Lesser Frost Titan Essence = Snowflake Sniper (Level ?) - (1/?)
Is sadly not a scythe.
Shotgun && Fire Rune && Ice Rune && Light Rune = Ultranova Cannon (Level ?) - (2/?)
Description empty.
-Inventory-
<^> Enchanted Obsidian Helmet (Level 7) - Exactly what it says on the tin. Glows a faint blue with enchantment. Gives 1 defense and a slight Deflect chance.
<^> Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate (Level 7) - See above. Gives 1 defense and a slight Deflect chance.
ReshiRazor (Level 5) - A sword that channels the three pillars of the internet: the l33tness of a katana, the edginess of a chainsaw, and the ??? of fire to contain the hideous power of DeviantArt.
Indra Airstrike (Level 7) - A bow, similar to the Daedalus Stormbow, which makes thunder arrows that deal huge damage fall from the sky at whichever the laser sight is pointing at.
Circle of Dust (Level 5) - A black and red shield with the insignia of the Transspace Guard. When held up into the sky, nukes the area around the user. Fortunately, that's a small area.
Editor's Cookbook (Level 3) - A book inscripted with mysterious blue symbols and the Musical Defense Squadron insignia. Summons anti-godmodding Reality Emitter bombs.
<^> Rapier of Readiness (Level 4) - A rapier coated in Hype Fuel. Inflicts Coated.
HQ Disc of Deception (Level 7) - Uh, Consumer, desc pls?
Sword of Flame (ARTIFACT) - Exactly what it says on the tin. 12,500 added damage, inflicts Burn.

Originally posted on 2016-08-10 03:17:00

Huh, guess I got a cool sword then.

I vote for the Ribbon and the Queen

Peacock Summon: 10/20 (+1 from toast)
Corotrangrul Summon: 5/20

Handgun && Gold Bars && Combat Knife: Golden Gunblade 4/4
HD TV && Laptop && GPS && Sonar && Chainsaw: 3/?

+1 to Jon, toast and pricey.

Originally posted on 2016-08-10 03:33:00

Voting for The Queen and The Ribbon.

Irongutta now equips the Kustom Force Field Generator. He grabs a cord coming out of the generator on his back and gives it a good yank, causing it to whirr to life. The Tesla coils begin arcing electricity between each other, and other parts of the strange generator spew acrid smoke. Eventually, a (somewhat unreliable) shield of energy projects itself around Irongutta. Safety isn't much a concern to a mek, as long as it works. In simpler terms, Irongutta now has an extra 5 HP in the form of a regenerating shield. The death of the dok is an unfortunate loss, but nothing that he can work around. In fact, where is that crazy Ork's corpse anyway? Anyway, with nothing left to really stomp on floor two at the moment, he straps a rocket to his back and steps outside. Aiming in the general direction of the fourth floor, he activates the rocket and is propelled towards one of the fourth floor walls. He promptly smashes through with his 'Uge Wrench, making a somewhat dramatic entrance. "I'LL SHOW YOU GITZ UP 'ERE 'OW IT'Z DONE RIGHT PROPPA." Of course, the rocket is still strapped to his back and spewing flame. Irongutta soars across the room and slams into one of the Glass Cannon Players, striking them down with his 'Uge Wrench. It is at that point the strap breaks and the rocket flies off without him, blowing a hole in the wall on the other side of the room. A harsh landing sends him rolling, but it isn't long until he is up again and ready to fight.

The remaining two Boyz will stay where they are on floor two, probably to shout at their boss if anything interesting happens. In the meantime, they pass the time with a game of cards.

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+1 to Revan, +1 to Piono, +1 to Toast

Charges:
A Couple of Cans: 11/20
"Oi! Why'z I walking!?": 9/15 (+1 from Piono)

Alchemies:
'Uge Wrench && Mithril Bars && Vitality Booster = Ruby Wrench (Level ?: 1/?)
Further upgrades to the 'Uge Wrench have made it a deadly weapon. Reforging the weapon with Mithril makes it even stronger. A spherical ruby has been set into the head of the wrench. It isn't known where Irongutta found it, but rumors about stones like this one say that they fill the owner with a warrior's strength.

Tesla Coils && Dual Plasma Battery && "Super Konduktor" Wiring && Looted Shield Drone Bits = Kustom Force Field Generator (Level 5: 6/6) - COMPLETE!
These devices are commonplace among successful Meks who use them to protect themselves or their creations. These devices are typically worn on their back and project a protective bubble around themselves that, despite crackling with energy or spewing noxious smoke, is extremely effective in their purpose. Irongutta managing to loot a Tau Shield Drone was extremely helpful in the creation of this device.

Originally posted on 2016-08-10 06:36:00

Voting for the <0>s, Nyarly mutters an incantation and buffs Eric creating several glowing runes.

Small Shield Generator && Better Battery == Better Shield Generator (Level 7: 6/8)

Status Effect Immunity 12/20 (+1 Bomber 1/4 completed)

Charge 5/20

+1s to FeatheredDragon, Bomber, and Pricey

Originally posted on 2016-08-10 07:11:00

I strap several smoke machines to the blades of an industrial fan, then setting the smoke machines on full blast and the fan on a moderate speed. The fan's rotation spreads the smoke all around me, slightly concealing me from my foes.

Peacock Summon: 12/20 (+1 from Revan)
Corotrangrul Summon: 6/20

Handgun && Gold Bars && Combat Knife: Golden Gunblade 4/4
HD TV && Laptop && GPS && Sonar && Chainsaw: 4/?

+1 to bomber, revan and cyan.

Originally posted on 2016-08-10 09:30:00

Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10)
Dogbeam Deathbook <^> Gear Awakener = 3/6 Alpha Dogbeam Deathbook
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST <^> Gear Awakener = 3/6 B1NARY IS [7]



10/10 2+ from alicia 6+ from sources EXPEND

I proceed to teleport to floor four and smash the vault shadows in the face for exactly 80k.

4/4 EXPEND
I then proceed to heal the dogbot for exactly 16,000 Hp.

Free action: Meanwhile, i summon a bunch of oiler dogs, who proceeds to cover everything except floor fou in oil. A bunch of Flamer dogs, flaming dogs, burst in out of nowhere, and set floor four on fire. I then teleport to floor five and yet more oiler dogs cover it in oil, which i set on fire. This is why you guard your floors with actual troops, stevei. i then move back to floor two. I then promptly place a bunch of camera's with enough range to broadcast all over the server around the mate's base, and promptly have them broadcast, with the use of the command /watch steveiburn allowing the camera''s to be used










ENTITYS:
the dog does the same exact learning tricks thing it was supposed to do last round

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Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base
temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing.
10/10 2+ from alicia 6+ from sources
4/4 2+ from alicia

1+ toast
1+ revan
1+ piono



Originally posted on 2016-08-10 10:03:00

ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ ]

Action: I repair the Dogbot Thief.

The Priest of SiIvaGunner teleports to Floor 2 while critting SiIvaGunner

Some Robot-suited Idiot: I repair the Dogbot Thief with the metal from the ruined robots I abused them (Main Universe and Alternative Universe A)

Charges:

??? 1/20

??? 1/20

Charge Storage: +4 from Razihel +2 from Revan +1 from Chaos, Noah and Feathered

+1 to Feathered, Noah and Eric/piono (I hope you will win).

Alchemies:
Nah

Inventory:
Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical
Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...)
Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee

Damage Dealt: 146,500
Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4
Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 2

Originally posted on 2016-08-10 18:43:00

So, you're probably wondering what's happened to the P&S thread dop due to this being about two and a half hours past the time I usually skeledop, and the answer is that I was busy running [REDACTED]Quest on the Discord. Today in session 1.2.1 due to some confusion, we found out that a team mate in our IUPC ripoff was trapped in some sort of temporal barrier, tried to fight a mime and got launched into oblivion in a completely different timeline, and hugged an eldritch abomination causing it to possess us, override all of our commands and force us to reset but not betore a friendly conversation. OP dop, real dop and actual activity tomorrow. I'm going to edit in a link to the main save file soonTM.

Originally posted on 2016-08-10 22:30:00

>Character Stats
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RXiw-03...dit?usp=sharing

>Charges
entropicdecay.exe -> imscared.exe (17 / 20) (+1, Toast)
wallofwar.exe (3 / 20)
+2 to Toast, +1 to Pricey

>Action
Chaos picks both of the <0> Artifacts, then tosses four strawberries and one banana in a blender. He adds a bit of milk and ice cream, and stirs in some Estus just for that additional healing boost.

Then, instead of drinking the concoction, Chaos flings the healing smoothie at Jon, and reveals that he stole a passive from some random character in a game; Live to Serve! This somehow results in both Chaos and Jon getting healed. Chaos then proceeds to stick a straw into Jon, and steals back that bonus HP he gave him, resulting in a net gain of 0 HP for him.

But hey, healing!

Originally posted on 2016-08-11 00:10:00

Gaia's Herald <^> Gear Awakener = Awakened gaia's herald 3/6 (grants a small temporary defense bonus to the wielder when used.)
Hephaestus's Cleaver <^> Gear Awakener = Awakened Hephaestus's Cleaver 3/6 (inflicts burned on all attacks)
Does anybody want to place orders? Any orders placed before the first batch gets off the line only cost 2 apiece instead of 4 apiece.
13 spare charges
15/15 for spare charge
15/15 for spare charge
2/15 for spare charge
1/15 for spare charge
+1 to bfury, jon and bomber


SONG looks up as Revan appears.
"Sure thing I guess." SONG tosses up the gravitational core to revan, who proceeds to use it on the Composite.
This somehow uses my action even though it's counting for revan.
Welp, there goes my giga gun rev combo.
Oh well, I move into the next room anyways.



Originally posted on 2016-08-11 00:44:00