3/20 Battle Against Something Else Entirely.
5/17 Why so specific? (+1 from pricey and cyan, +2 from ire)
thank

+1 to pricey, +1 to ire, +1 to cyan

Case By Equinox <^> Gear Awakener = Case By Equinox [A] (Level 7 - 5/6)
The awakened version of Case By Equinox allows the wielder to attack entities in other zones, due to spatial powers.
Glitch Stabiliser <^> Gear Awakener = Glitch Stabiliser [A] (Level 7 - 5/6)
Increases the Integral Armor (since it's a pretty unique effect) to 10%, while equipped. 'Destabiliser' form (for glitch based entities like Ets or Chaos) provides 10% dodge instead.

Welcome, FD!

Creativity Matrix = ON.
Noah dusts off his leathers and looks about him. He notices the size of his party had more or less doubled since he last checked.
"Nine."
The word swam around his head a little bit, trying to find something to cling to. Nine was a rather large number when it comes to entities, after all.
"You are ALL real, right?"
The entities nod in unison. Even River-Bank, who is usually to lazy to do anything. Noah looks perplexed.
"Nine. It's not just that this is quite a number of entities to have under my control, but it's an interesting coincidence..."
Noah trails off, and walks towards Death thoughtfully.
"Nine."
He lets the word sit for a moment, before continuing.
"It's an interesting coincidence, because '9' is the exact number of times (on average) that people get tend to get sliced by red scythes on saturday at 11:57am, before stubbing all of their toes simultaneously."
"Well, it will be the exact number of times (on average) that people tend to get sliced by red scythes on saturday at 11:57am before stubbing all of their toes simultaneously after I slice you exactly 9 times (on average) with a red scythe today in 1 minute followed by stubbing all of your toes simultaneously."

Sure enough, 1 minute had passed, and Death found itself sliced into 9 (on average) equal (on average) portions by red scythes over the course of a second minute. It took yet another minute for Noah to position Death's toes in such a way that he could stub them all simultaneously. And on the fourth, he arranged for an uneven footpath to be placed in front of Death, which he promptly trips over and manages to stub all of his toes simultaneously.

Then, oh! Good heavens, would you look at the time!
IT'S HIGH NOON.

The sun immediately rises directly above them and a tumbleweed passes by. Noah and Death have their hand over their suddenly existent pistols. Red circles begi-

Wait, wait, hang on. I've read the script wrong.
ITS HIGH NOOT.

It seems they have no choice but to be penguins. The pair of them teleport to the top of an artificial indoor ski jump slope and be penguins. Death and Noah slide down belly first, down the slope, up the ramp and throooooough the ai-
HANG THE HELL ON. I think I still got it wrong, looking back. Give me a moment.
...
I'TS HIGH NOOSE.

A 9m long noose suddenly appears at the top of the roof. Unfortunately for Death, he is 9m away from the top of the roof in the immediate viscinity of the noose. In fact, it actually teleported around him. He then is basically hanged, as a penguin, before returning to the battlefield in hanged penguin pieces (on average).

[I ditched the 'Noah:' thing. It wasn't really needed. Although, if I'm talking in chat or
something, then I'll still do that. Also, if for whatever reason I don't have nine entities,]

Originally posted on 2016-08-06 12:26:00

Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10
welcome @feathered dragon

i deploy (see: use) the dog (see: the annoying dog)










ENTITYS:

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1+ revan +1 toast +1 piono




Originally posted on 2016-08-06 12:56:00

I pull out a shovel and begin hacking at the earth beneath me, until a sizeable hole has formed. I fill the hole with magma and cover the hole with a simple brown sheet. With a bunch of wood and a few nails, I build a small house around the hidden pit and put a sign out the front of the hut. The sign reads "Free Ice Cream and Helpless Mortals!" with an arrow pointing to the hut.

Peacock Summon: 2/20
Corotrangrul Summon: 1/20

Handgun && Gold Bars && Combat Knife: 2/?

+1 to Toast and Piono.

Thanks Battlefury!

Originally posted on 2016-08-06 13:17:00

I'm running a P&S related memo game on the DTG discord (go check out the forge for that), and not dopping as a consequence. You may want to check it out, and I'll edit in logs at the end of it.

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For whatever reason, Alicia is smiling at something.

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http://pastebin.com/8VT6p3gu

Originally posted on 2016-08-06 21:27:00

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1470515272))

I'm running a P&S related memo game on the DTG discord (go check out the forge for that), and not dopping as a consequence. You may want to check it out, and I'll edit in logs at the end of it. For whatever reason, Alicia is smiling at something.

QUOTE

Yung Venuz (Battlefury) - Today at 5:25 PM >Report self to Alicia, since she is obviously anti-mates and will obviously do a good job of cleaning this mess up ConsumerOfAll - Today at 5:25 PM You report yourself to Alicia. She happily /kills you and ??? with a smile on her face.

/null


Originally posted on 2016-08-06 22:55:00

Revan ignites her saber and goes to work upon Death, charging him before having a clean upward stroke into his boney jaw flowed by by her throwing her weight into the Grim Reaper staggering him by the suddenness. She then hacks at his robes cutting away at the black coverings slicing away at the Reaper, himself. She then offers Death a polite Force Push causing him to be knocked off balance and skid a couple feet away. He looks back up to be greeted with several blaster bolts slamming into his face. Revan puts the holdout blaster back in its holster hidden within her robes.

She then hoists Death up in a Grip pulling the Reaper up and flinging her lightsaber into him. The saber spins round and round hurtling towards Death guided by the Force. It reaches Death impaling him upon the blade as the Purple juts out of the area the would have been his stomach. She unholsters the blaster again and unloads it several times into his skull, sending plasma into Death, Death Incarnate. She then brings him down to the ground with a loud thud before retrieving and deactivating her Lightsaber with the Force in one fell swoop.

She speaks something ingrained in her memory in attempt to remind herself of something

"Emotion, yet peace.
Ignorance, yet knowledge.
Passion, yet serenity.
Chaos, yet harmony.
Death, yet the Force."

Basic Lightsaber && Better Generator== High Power Lightsaber (Level 7: 8/8)

Kyber Crystal && Revan's Purple Crystal== ??

Small Shield Generator && Better Generator == ??

Status Effect Immunity 18/20(+1 Pricey, Piono and Toast/ +2 Battlefury)

Charge 1/20

+1 to Engie, FeatheredDragon, and Pricey

Originally posted on 2016-08-07 04:12:00

i redid my pluses to people have been plusing me.
plus return pluses kthank

/null


Originally posted on 2016-08-07 07:31:00

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1470341730))

Revan pulls a small shield generator from her robes and turns it on. A faint glow emminates from her giving a protective aura. The shield generator never lets on down. Nyarly seems faintly amused by the Dogobomination. My pardons then for calling you what you aren't, it shall not happen again and violating you. But something you must note, I am on your master's side, in a way, I merely also wish to aid others.  Note who gives him assists and aid. Just be patient watch. Basic Lightsaber && Better Generator== High Power Lightsaber (Level 7: 8/8) Kyber Crystal && Revan's Purple Crystal== ?? Small Shield Generator && Better Battery == ?? Status Effect Immunity 12/20(+1 Pricey and +1 Alicia) Add-On 20/20 The Barrier now doesn't dissapate on health depletion and regens +5000 hp per turn. +1 to Piono, Doc, and Dogman

Kyber Crystal && Revan's Purple Crystal == Kyber Purple Crystal (Level 1: 1/2)
Small Shield Generator && Better Battery == Better Shield Generator (Level 7: 1/8)
The Barrier gits gud, and the Dogbomination is amused by your antics.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1470349742))

Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10 I decide to reply to the Dog's message in a annoyingly cryptic fashion. No username indicating dialouge used due to me not wanting to crud up the message. QDQZ ALRH EDAM COBG KQAT SPGK HBPL KXBS YCRB BONW BISR TBMU NMSO KWQT LDAS DIBW UDYV GGBH XYLW QSUJ EJMS LKHL JRDX MQEI PREI BYTP MEQN SDYH YREP IACK TKRA UKUC LRYN CYAT MCKK GSNW UOOK JGLC UGNT JYYW AQWH LDHT QKII G I proceed to teach the dogbot to passively regen via converting dog energy to metal passively, and also from eating metal. I then notice that Teach A Dog New Tricks is charged, thus meaning i can teach it a much more advanced trick. I proceed to teach it to inflict On Fire, Stun, and Posioned. If stun is 2stronk to inflict, Acidized is used instead. Meanwhile, a sudden stampede of massive, towering dogs run though floor one, tragically wrecking it. They decide to feast on it's remains, before continuing their stampede across the land.

Floor 1 gits gud. The Dogbomination winks at you, before smiling. The Thief of Dogbot learns how to regen. The Dogbot will learn a new trick during the EoTB.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1470356832))

Verdana, in what seems to be a flash of inspiration mid-flight, twists a little in the air to land on his feet, grabbing a bunch of weaponry from a display case on the way past. Some of the crystals seem to have cracked faintly... nonetheless, with a ball of junk in hand, Verdana proceeds to throw the ball of junk at Eric, then punches a wall and jumps through it, disappearing from view. The sound of things being smashed can be heard as he "burrows" through the "ground", the noise stopping underneath Eric. A moment passes. And then the entire floor receives a vicious uppercut, predictably being centered on Eric with the power and velocity to smash upwards through the floors, followed shortly by Verdana doing his best impression of a raging Tank while flying upwards after Eric, part of floor 2 covering his hand like a glove of punching things very hard. Alchemy Vault Moth Wing || Diamond Sword Scissors = Winging It: 6/8 Charges The other obligatory spare charge: 8/15 (+2 from Jon) Verdana is currently too pissed off to be handing out assist. Apologies for this inconvenience.

You throw a ball of junk, before using Dig on Eric. His body jerks, before he immediately flashes through both attacks, before...

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1470359463))

uranium's umbrage <^> awakener = uranium's umbrage (awakened) 6/6. This sword grants temporary evade boosts every time used. giga gun <^> awakener = giga gun (awakened) 6/6. The awakened form of the giga gun has a rev-up time, the more turns in a row you use it, the more of a damage boost you get. Does anybody want to place orders? Any orders placed before the first batch gets off the line only cost 2 apiece instead of 4 apiece. uranium's umbrage orders: none yet giga gun orders: none yet 12 spare charges 15/15 for spare charge 15/15 for spare charge 4/15 for spare charge 3/15 for spare charge +1 to bomber, pricey and revan SONG looks down, and braces himself, as Verdana launches upwards there is a powerful spatial distortion, and suddenly the two of them are above the roof of the building. Needless to say, there's nothing in the way for SONG to get smashed by in his upwards ascent, so instead he just takes out Shiva's Glory, points them both downwards, and opens fire, smashing Verdana back down into the 5th Floor interior. Eric snaps back downwards, smashes hephaestus' cleaver into Verdana's spine again, a la axe backstabs in Dark Souls. "You're going to have to try a little harder than THAT." spare chargex5 expended! CHEW ON THIS, STEVEI! 75 posts of charge (charge connector used, and is now on cooldown for 8 rounds for me) expended. Anyone else who wants to can add charges to improve the power of this, so long as the charges wanted are expended before the round ends: All players on Floor 2 (except for ire. Think about what you've done, boy.) now have the SUPER SAIYAN buff for x rounds, which vastly improves both offense and defense and persists through death, allowing people to simultaneously tank heavy heavy blows and allowing them to hit like trucks. Because otherwise floor 2's gonna go down the drain really fast. Anyways, aside from giving temporary insta-cheese abilities to everyone for a little bit, hopefully we'll be able to wrap up this trial in not too much longer. "Oh? Another omnicidal maniac I have to kill?" "A drop in the ocean stevei, I've already got plenty of people I have to kill." "I'll find a way." Putting this on hold for right now, may be doing something else with those spare charges altogether. Also, apparently consumer was really looking forward to this particular bossfight, so I'm going to wait and see whether or not super saiyan needs to be expended before I go wrecking bosses for no good reason.

You send Verdana into the air, completely countering his attacks, before you slam Verdana into Floor 5, and attempt to do cool spine busting tricks for 4 damage. You then notice the deadly chemicals and potions in a cloud around you, and remember what element Hephaestus's Cleaver is. You and Verdana find yourselves in the middle of a magical explosion, and both take 2 damage. I wasn't looking forward to Death as much as looking forward to what comes after Death, but still. Death wasn't planned, but ended up pretty cool.

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1470367365))

@Consumer, the Shielded Minibot is an entity. Sorry if that wasn't clear. 10/10 Cannon Fodder (+1 from alicia, +3 from others) DONE! 2/20 Battle Against Something Else Entirely. (+2 from various) 20/20 Left Bank Two. (+1 from alicia) DONE! Case By Equinox <^> Gear Awakener = Case By Equinox [A] (Level 7 - 4/6) The awakened version of Case By Equinox allows the wielder to attack entities in other zones, due to spatial powers. Glitch Stabiliser <^> Gear Awakener = Glitch Stabiliser [A] (Level 7 - 4/6) Increases the Integral Armor (since it's a pretty unique effect) to 10%, while equipped. 'Destabiliser' form (for glitch based entities like Ets or Chaos) provides 10% dodge instead. +1 to revan, pricey and engie Left Bank Two charge EXPENDED! River-bank summoned. A massive and twisted, toad-like creature crawls out of the Conflicting Sea and heaves itself up onto floor 2. It bares it's maw to reveal row after row of filthy, shark-like teeth. It then immediately collapses into sleep. River-Bank [N] - 160'000/160'000hp. 0 attack, due to laziness. More for Me (Passive): If he and his target are alone, River-Bank musters his energy and can devour his opponent as a free action. Players count towards this effect. Gargantuan (Passive): River-Bank is always bodyblocking for someone due to his sheer size, and can bodyblock for up to 2 entities simultaneously. Cannon Fodder charge EXPENDED! The Ceiling summoned! It's... The ceiling of floor 2? The Ceiling - 50'000/50'000hp. Moves down every turn. After 2 turns, it will begin to damage all enemy entities. Moving room will reset this. Damage amps up each turn. Counts as four entities. For some reason. The Sandstone Revenant gets the appropriate amount of hp and atk for 30 points of charge. River-Bank leans in front of Silvagunner and Sackboy. Sackboy himself shoots a blue lightning bolt at Death. The Scavenger impales the Vault Orb with a picture of a Scavenger. It notes that it is actually red, or at least the vehicle it's in is. It then returns to Floor 2. The Shielded Minibot follows it down, and fires a laser at Death. That feeling when you can't hold all these entities. Noah absails back around to Floor 2 and uses Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom! All associated entities then help death live up to his name, by attacking him. ...And holy gorilla it's done. That took far longer than it should have. Tune in next post to see: * an actual attack! * drama! * romance(?)! * a kicking soundtrack!

Your entities will do as you say. You use the Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom, and get 40 Tainted Goombas for your troubles. Hot Al and the Ceiling summoned, although it will likely do something interesting.

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1470420595))

Action: I return to Floor 2 (but if I was still in Floor 2, I punch Death in the face) The Priest of SiIvaGunner returns to Floor 2 Charges: What? 18/20 +1 from Eric What? Why? 18/20 +1 from Noah Charge Storage: +1 from Razihel +1 to Noah, Revan and Eric/piono. Alchemies: Nah Inventory: Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...) Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee Damage Dealt: 146,500 Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4 Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 2

You punch Death in the face for 6,000 damage.

QUOTE (micbs @ (time=1470420818))

I pause and realize that punching death is an effective stratigy. FALCON PUNCH!!!!!! i falcon punch death in the face, seeing that punching worked so well the first time.

Unfortunately, there's a thing called the Curse of Repetitiveness, so doing the exact or near exact same thing over and over again usually doesn't work out.. Regardless, you punch Death in the face for 8,000 damage before he swings his scythe, and a blast of air sends you flying into the other side of Floor 2.

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1470433125))

I throw a table at death. A table made of depleted uranium. Bob spawns another charger. Envy: 7/20 Wrath: 6/20 +2 to Engie, +1 to Piono

You deal 11,000 damage to Death.

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1470437835))

>Character Stats https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RXiw-03...dit?usp=sharing >Charges imscared.exe -> entropicdecay.exe (15 / 20) wallofwar.exe (2 / 20) +2 to Toast, +1 to Pricey >Action Chaos sighs, and starts yelling to Eric. cc: oh ©ome ooonnnn cc: s(t)op ©alling me ire! his non-©anon version migh(t) be lis(t)ening! cc: and he'll be piiiisssed. cc: (also geez how was i supposed (t)o know (t)he s©ale would empower dea(t)h, making him a bigger be(t)(t)er personifi©a(t)ion-) cc: oh my gooooddddd Chaos changes one of his charges, throws a splash potion of weakness at Eric to spite him at Death to weaken him, then proceeds to pit Death in a Death Deathmatch, vs several other versions of Death! Death only escapes once all other Deaths have been defeated. Since I can't tell you how the fights will go, here's the order of Deaths. ROUND 1. Castlevania's Death ROUND 2. Ginormo Sword's Death ROUND 3. The Binding of Isaac's Death ROUND 4. Scribblenaut's Death Each Death proceeds to charge Death!

Death is weakened for a sort while, before pointing out that he is made out of code from Castlevania Death! Castlevania Death fistbumps his long lost cousin of dubious origins, before they use their death and revival powers to murder the other Deaths, not before taking 16,000 damage. Castlevania Death then commits sudoku to give Death the win, but revives himself because of god of death powers, or something like that.

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1470448253))

rip portal to the dimension of anger 2016 - 2016 ---- +1 to Toast. +1 to Pricey. +1 to Piono. ---- ULTIMATE CRIT VISION: 15/20 Happy feet! ULTIMATE CRIT VISION: 15/20 (+1 Pricey) Wombo Combo!. ---- Sword of Flame - Off Creativity Matrix - Off ---- SiIvaGunner: A GRAND NEW ERA EXPENDED! SiIvaGunner's HP is now 107,777! SiIvaGunner has been healed slightly! SiIvaGunner's Attack is now 12,500! SiIvaGunner now has a 10% chance to crit! A Grand New Era doesn't exist anymore! The Portal is deactivated. ---- Razihel heals himself up with a medigun blast to the face. "WAIT. ISTINA IS DEAD. THAT MEANS ARCHANGEL X ISTINA IS SUNK. ONLY. ONE. THING. TO. TO. TO. TO. gorillaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" The unbridled rage of Razihel somehow heals him. ---- -Alchemies- Rapier of Readiness <^> Awakener = Awakened Rapier of Readiness (Level 4) - (4/5) Now inflicts Coated, which causes fire attacks to Ignite the enemy with the Coated debuff. Flint && Stone && Snowball && 2 Generic High School Chorale uniforms && Megaphone && Half-eaten Donut && Glasses && 4-Alarm Hot Sauce || Singular Turntech Timetable = HQ Disc of Deception (Level 7) - (8/8) (Done!) I only make high quality video game alchemies.

SilvaGunner will git gud during the EoTB, but note that there's going to be some changes. You get made, before Death taps you on the shoulder, and points out that Istina actually lives in Universe B, and her avatar is just that. The ship is unsunk, and Death starts riding it.

QUOTE (FeatheredDragon @ (time=1470476950))

A ornate black and blue coloured drop pod dives out of the sky and crashes onto the battlefield. The pod rattles for a few seconds, then the door explodes off and rolls for a few metres. A young man pulls himself out onto the ground, stumbling a little before turning to survey the field. "That is the last time I ask cannon people for travel advice! Ooh fighting!" Peacock Summon: 1/20 Handgun && Gold Bars && Combat Knife: 1/?

Yeah, cannon people are kind of rude and somewhat desperate for money in my experience, and I'm sorry for your pain. Regardless, welcome to the game!

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1470482797))

3/20 Battle Against Something Else Entirely. 5/17 Why so specific? (+1 from pricey and cyan, +2 from ire) thank +1 to pricey, +1 to ire, +1 to cyan Case By Equinox <^> Gear Awakener = Case By Equinox [A] (Level 7 - 5/6) The awakened version of Case By Equinox allows the wielder to attack entities in other zones, due to spatial powers. Glitch Stabiliser <^> Gear Awakener = Glitch Stabiliser [A] (Level 7 - 5/6) Increases the Integral Armor (since it's a pretty unique effect) to 10%, while equipped. 'Destabiliser' form (for glitch based entities like Ets or Chaos) provides 10% dodge instead. Welcome, FD! Creativity Matrix = ON. Noah dusts off his leathers and looks about him. He notices the size of his party had more or less doubled since he last checked. "Nine." The word swam around his head a little bit, trying to find something to cling to. Nine was a rather large number when it comes to entities, after all. "You are ALL real, right?" The entities nod in unison. Even River-Bank, who is usually to lazy to do anything. Noah looks perplexed. "Nine. It's not just that this is quite a number of entities to have under my control, but it's an interesting coincidence..." Noah trails off, and walks towards Death thoughtfully. "Nine." He lets the word sit for a moment, before continuing. "It's an interesting coincidence, because '9' is the exact number of times (on average) that people get tend to get sliced by red scythes on saturday at 11:57am, before stubbing all of their toes simultaneously." "Well, it will be the exact number of times (on average) that people tend to get sliced by red scythes on saturday at 11:57am before stubbing all of their toes simultaneously after I slice you exactly 9 times (on average) with a red scythe today in 1 minute followed by stubbing all of your toes simultaneously." Sure enough, 1 minute had passed, and Death found itself sliced into 9 (on average) equal (on average) portions by red scythes over the course of a second minute. It took yet another minute for Noah to position Death's toes in such a way that he could stub them all simultaneously. And on the fourth, he arranged for an uneven footpath to be placed in front of Death, which he promptly trips over and manages to stub all of his toes simultaneously. Then, oh! Good heavens, would you look at the time! IT'S HIGH NOON. The sun immediately rises directly above them and a tumbleweed passes by. Noah and Death have their hand over their suddenly existent pistols. Red circles begi- Wait, wait, hang on. I've read the script wrong. ITS HIGH NOOT. High Noot It seems they have no choice but to be penguins. The pair of them teleport to the top of an artificial indoor ski jump slope and be penguins. Death and Noah slide down belly first, down the slope, up the ramp and throooooough the ai- HANG THE HELL ON. I think I still got it wrong, looking back. Give me a moment. ... I'TS HIGH NOOSE. A 9m long noose suddenly appears at the top of the roof. Unfortunately for Death, he is 9m away from the top of the roof in the immediate viscinity of the noose. In fact, it actually teleported around him. He then is basically hanged, as a penguin, before returning to the battlefield in hanged penguin pieces (on average). [I ditched the 'Noah:' thing. It wasn't really needed. Although, if I'm talking in chat or something, then I'll still do that. Also, if for whatever reason I don't have nine entities,]

It actually is Saturday on February 6th, and probably 11:57am, and thus Death has his non-existent toes stubbed before being hanged as a penguin for 37,500 damage, before failing to meet up the the standards of the Creativity Matrix and taking 1 damage.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1470484578))

Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10 welcome @feathered dragon i deploy (see: use) the dog (see: the annoying dog) 1+ revan +1 toast +1 piono

You deploy the Annoying Dog. He barks assuringly at something, also smiles, fistbumps the Dogbomination, teleports to what remains of Floor 1, before giving you the Avatar of Dog.

QUOTE (FeatheredDragon @ (time=1470485853))

I pull out a shovel and begin hacking at the earth beneath me, until a sizeable hole has formed. I fill the hole with magma and cover the hole with a simple brown sheet. With a bunch of wood and a few nails, I build a small house around the hidden pit and put a sign out the front of the hut. The sign reads "Free Ice Cream and Helpless Mortals!" with an arrow pointing to the hut. Peacock Summon: 2/20 Corotrangrul Summon: 1/20 Handgun && Gold Bars && Combat Knife: 2/? +1 to Toast and Piono. Thanks Battlefury!

Handgun && Gold Bars && Combat Knife == Golden Gunblade (Level 3: 1/4)
You make a hut outside. You don't get any visitors as of the moment.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1470539528))

Revan ignites her saber and goes to work upon Death, charging him before having a clean upward stroke into his boney jaw flowed by by her throwing her weight into the Grim Reaper staggering him by the suddenness. She then hacks at his robes cutting away at the black coverings slicing away at the Reaper, himself. She then offers Death a polite Force Push causing him to be knocked off balance and skid a couple feet away. He looks back up to be greeted with several blaster bolts slamming into his face. Revan puts the holdout blaster back in its holster hidden within her robes. She then hoists Death up in a Grip pulling the Reaper up and flinging her lightsaber into him. The saber spins round and round hurtling towards Death guided by the Force. It reaches Death impaling him upon the blade as the Purple juts out of the area the would have been his stomach. She unholsters the blaster again and unloads it several times into his skull, sending plasma into Death, Death Incarnate. She then brings him down to the ground with a loud thud before retrieving and deactivating her Lightsaber with the Force in one fell swoop. She speaks something ingrained in her memory in attempt to remind herself of something "Emotion, yet peace. Ignorance, yet knowledge. Passion, yet serenity. Chaos, yet harmony. Death, yet the Force." Basic Lightsaber && Better Generator== High Power Lightsaber (Level 7: 8/8) Kyber Crystal && Revan's Purple Crystal== ?? Small Shield Generator && Better Generator == ?? Status Effect Immunity 18/20(+1 Pricey, Piono and Toast/ +2 Battlefury) Charge 1/20 +1 to Engie, FeatheredDragon, and Pricey

High Power Lightsaber: A lightsaber, but significantly higher intensity than before.
Death takes 23,500 damage from Lightsaber tricks.

Originally posted on 2016-08-07 20:54:00

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Regeners gain 1 HP. Chaos gains 1 GS. Revan gains 1 Rage. The Idol switchest between users to the, uh, the Dogbomination just got the Idol. What. The Scavenger realises that it can't attack and then go the Floor 2, realises that for whatever reason, it is already on Floor 2, and remembers that the Vault Orb is blue. It then attacks Death for 15,000 damage. Nothing happens in Floor 4 due to the lack of people.

Death channels the power of Death into himself, and gains 1, flat out, instant death attack, and a higher rate to kill, and takes 5,000 damage from Burn. He then swings his scythe, before it collides with Da Dok, dealing 30k damage to him. Blades stretch out to Chaos, before the Glitch in him rapidly becomes unstable. His (even though Chaos doesn't have a gender) Glitch Shielding does not work for the next turn. Death then raises his hand, before a massive wall of scythes and other blades descend upon the Fire Bros. They connect, dealing severe damage, before the Fire Bros drop dead, and fade into the other side. Death then rises above them, and will now mini-critical at 444k, and crit at 222k, so right now.

SilvaGunner uses A Grand New Era, and GITS GUD. He floats into the air, on wings of Doritos and Mountain Dew, with a chorus of angels singing his music around him, and nearby speakers singing his anthem, his body reconstructing itself out of the pure element of music, healing himself back up to 77,777k HP. His attack has been increased to 20k, and he now has a 25% Critical Chance. A choir of memes sing, and Death promptly cringes for 20,000 damage. While he gets gud, he promptly realises that the code of reality is unstable, before a wave of glitch blasts him, the Grot Orderly, and Everlasting for 20,000 damage and a near 98 out of 100. Sackboy and the Thief of Dogbot rush Death for 30k damage, because as far as I can tell, Teach a New Dog New Tricks just got to max.

demonologist respawns. Da Boyz slam into Death, accompanied by Irongutta, for 15,000 damage. Death is locked into combat with them only because they die in one attack. The Riverbank imagines eating a nice, fat, juicy Dogbomination before the Dogbomination kindly informs that bolded entities take less damage from the Riverbank's passive. Da Dok injects Irongutta with Soopa Juice, causing him to critical for two turns. The Tainted Goombas slam into Death for 20,000 damage, and I point out that the floor of Floor 3 is the ceiling of Floor 2, and magic can't move that, which means that the ceiling is not what it should be.

The PGs prepare to slam into Death, before a dog appears in front of them. Alicia's creepy smirk from killing n00bs possessed by strange voices promptly stops, before she uses the generic damage thing to attempt to generically damage the dog. It cackles, before revealing its immunity. Alicia gives a +2 to all PGs, and a +1 to all non-PGs, and stevei gives Verdana Regeneration, and Disruption, before +1ing Death's charges. I say this now because the brawl between god/dogmodders is going to take up the rest of the EoTB.

**Divinity Alicia111: Okay, Islington, now you're just being annoying.
(Fallen From Grace) **Mates stevei: I'm not even the person doing this, uh, whatever your last name is.
**Divinity Alicia111: Do you really think I'm going to fall for that?
(Fallen From Grace) **Mates stevei: Yes.
(Fallen From Grace) **Mates stevei: But really, I have no idea who it is, go ask the Dogbomination or something.
[b]**Divinity Alicia111: Fine, I'll just take my problems out on Death.[/b]

Alicia spawns a charger for Bob, before she flies into the air, and simply slam dunks Death in the face. She promptly causes a temporal anomaly to appear around him, teleporting him to Noah's attack. The big man has the rock, and the big man promptly slams Death and the Minor Deus Terrae for massive damage, sending him back through time, where retcon energies over take him, and he takes an immediate 50,000 damage. The retcon magics prevent him from gaining an Instant Kill attack, before smashing into the Dogbomination for another 50,000 damage, and healing Silva for 20,000 HP. Another dog spawns in, before it and the dog from before turn into swords, flying around the Anti-Mates field, and dealing 20,000 damage to the Thief of Dogbot, Sackboy, Da Dok, Sandstone Revenant, and Everlasting, the last of which dies. The dog swords then merge, before flying around at Alicia, who teleports past it, and into, uh, Death, inflicting 2 Stacks of the Envoy's Mark.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL] Destroy the Mates.
[ALL] Kill Death to to progress into the next part of Floor 2.



-WHEN ALICIA DITCHES THE BATTLEFIELD, YOU CAN TELL THAT INTERESTING THINGS ARE HAPPENING ELSEWHERE-
[/spoiler]

[THE MATES' BASE]
Locks: 3/4 Remaining.Floor 1:
Weather: Indoors (No effect.)
Terrain: Conflicting Sea (Nautical 01 entities critical, Nautical non-01 entities mini-crit.)
Distance to Key: 0.
What used to exist here has been dogged.
Somthing is stirring underground.All praise the Psi-Dogmodder. His glory carries on with us all. Speaking of our Lord, he shall Descend soon onto this pitiful base, made by these weaklings.
Floor 2:
90% INTEGRITY

[AG] battlefury13: 21/24 HP, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate
Demonic Contract (III & III)
Avatar of Dog: III.
[AG] Pricey12345: 11/20 HP, Regeneration (1 HP), Mark of Dog: II[b]IIIIIIII[/b].
[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 2/10 HP, 8/12 GS, Regeneration (1 GS), Shieldkiller: I.
[AG] micbs: 20/20 HP.

[N] Revan + Nyarlohotep: 23/23 HP, 3 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet, +1 from the Anti-Godmodding Mask), 50% Retribution Damage
7 Rage (Stun Roar: 2 Rage, Minicrit: 5 Rage, Critical: 10, Super-Critical: 15, Sturdy: 18), Barrier: 25,000/40,000 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP)
Healing Item: [b]I[b]I[/b][b]I[/b]II[/b], Shatterpoint: [b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b]IIII[/b].
[N] Bomber57/Irongutta: 20/20 HP., Soopa Juice: II.
[N] Toast/Noah: 21/25 HP, 160,750 Research, 1 AC (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), 1 Tainted Armour, 2 AS, Regeneration (1 HP)
5% Integral Armour, Evasive (50%), Common Status Immunity, Retribution when killed.
Hex Circles (x40), Shielded Minibot: 10,000 HP, Divine Shield.
[N] FeatheredDragon: 20/20 HP.

[PG] Jondanger23: 7/20 HP, Inspiration: I.

[A] Spectre of the Earth: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted, (Verdana).
[A] Stave of the Sky: Lightly Damaged, +10,000 DMG, +Evasive (50%), (Noah).
[A] Sword of Flame: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Burn, (Razihel).
[A] Lance of the Seas: +12,500 DMG, +Regeneration (1 HP), (Nyarly/Revan).
[A] Archangel's Armament: +15,000 DMG, Inflicts Burn and Blinded (FallenArchangel).
[A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Inflicts Stunned, Wurtz'd, and a random DoT effect (Battlefury).
[A] Creativity Matrix: 10/12 Durability, +50% Creativity Boost, Recoil to users who deal less than 30,000 base damage (Descendants)
[A] The Idol: Heavily Scratched, Overrides an enemy entity order, forcing it to attack an enemy or itself, Switches between users (Cyanogynist).
[A] The Mask: Makes attacks go a step up in the Critical Ladder, Switches between users (Noah).
[A] Get Out of Death Free Card: Switches between users, prevents a single death (micbs).

[N] Scavenger: 70,000/80,000 HP, Shell: 75,000/75,000 HP, +3 AC to the main body but Armour-Piercing is nullified while active, Armour-Piercing, Swaps attack with the target if they have higher attack, Inspiration: I[b]I[/b].

[???] Dogbomination: 440,000/500,000 HP. Inflicts the Envoy's Mark of Dog. All Attacks Targeting the ???s Deal 75% Damage!

[01-BOSS] Death: 260,566/666,666 HP, Double-Action, Harnesses Entropy Once Per Turn, Instant Kill on Targets Under 40% HP, Instant Death Attacks: 1, Mini-Criticals at 222k HP, Criticals at 111k HP, What a Horrible Night: [b]II, To Have a Curse: I[b]I[/b][b]I[/b], Hello Puppets: II[b]I[/b], <0>: II[b]I[/b]I, Burn: I, Envoy's Mark of Dog: IIIIIIIIII[/b]

[AG] Rebooted SilvaGunner: 77,777/102,777 HP, 25% Critical Chance, Evasive (7%) + 14% per dodge, resetting on hit.
[AG] Sackboy: 100,000/170,000 HP, Attack equivalent to the Creativity of the Strongest Player Attack, Costume Change!: II, Prodigy Charge: 3/20, Story Mode: [b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]III[/b].
[AG] Thief of Dogbot 2.0: 60,250/127,000, Evasive (50%), Tricks Learnt: Regeneration (7,500 HP), Teach A New Dog New Tricks: [b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b], Skillsteal: [b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]II[/b], Status Steal: [b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]II[/b].

[N] demonologist/Gale: 25/25 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour,
[N] Fire Bros.: 0/2,000 HP (x17), Inflicts Burn, Mini-criticals at 20 members, Criticals at 10 members.
[N] Da Boyz: Engaged with Death.
Slugga Boyz: 8,000/8,000 HP (x2), 'Ere We Go!: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b].
[N] Tainted Magikoopas: 8,000/8,000 HP (x5). Unpredictable, but random action. Mark of Dog: II[b]IIIIIIII[/b]
[N] Sandstone Revenant: 40,000/100,000 HP, +250 HP and +25 ATK per charge used, Anger: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b].
[N] River Bank: 160,000/160,000 HP. Guarding SilvaGunner and Sackboy, Devours Entities While Left Alone With Them.
[N] Dok Buzzgob: 7,000/60,000 HP, Field Serjery: II, Soopa Juice: IIII.
[N] Grot Orderly: 0/3,000 HP, Evasive (65%)
[N] Tainted Goombas: 1,000/1,000 HP (x80)
[N] Ceiling: 50,000/50,000 HP, Turns: 1, /////.

[PG] Crimson Red: 82,500/112,500 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP), Airborn, 75% HP Drain,
Everlasting: 0/60,000 HP, 75% Retribution, Guarding Crimson Red.
[PG] Undead Cultist: 73,000/100,000 HP, Airborn, 0 Life Force.
[PG] STRINGS, the Undead Puppeteer: 40,000/40,000 HP, Body: 48,000/100,000 HP. While vulnerable, can hijack enemy entities and turn them into a newbody within two turns, can interfere with entity attacks.
[PG] Bob: 100,000/110,000 HP, Chargers: 10,000/10,000 (x2), Spawns 4 Chargers on Death, Bob's Rotten Head: [b]III[/b].

Floor 4:
Weather: Indoors (No effect.)
Terrain: Armoury (No effect.)

[01] Hex Circles (x400). 1% Retribution Damage per Circle.
[01] Glass Cannon Players: 7/10 HP, 10/10 HP (x3).
[01] Vault Moth: 27,000/50,000 HP.
[01] Vault Shadows: 55,000/60,000 HP (x2), Blinded: II.
[01] Vault Orb: 34,500/100,000 HP. Colour: Blue. 0.5x DMG Taken, Weakness: Being Struck with An Attack of the Same Colour, Blinded: II.
[01] Composite: 190,000/200,000 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, Solar Power: 100%, Hello Puppets: I[b]I[/b], Field Serjery: II, Puppetmaster: [b]II[b]I[/b][/b], Shatterpoint: [b]II[b]I[/b]III[/b], Blinded: II.

Floor 5:
Weather: Indoors (No effect.)
Terrain: Laboratory (No effect.)
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 5/22 HP, Regeneration (1 HP)

[N] pionoplayer/Eric + SONG: 22/25 HP, 80% INTEGRITY, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40% + 5%)
Elemental Mastery: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Elemental Golem: Element: Wind, Windfury: II[b]II[/b], Element Swap: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b]
Omniscience, Sight (Armour-Piercing); ACTIVE!, Strength (Permanent Mini-Criticals): ACTIVE!, Presence (Common Status Immunity): ACTIVE!


[PG] engie/Verdana: 16/25 HP, -107% Attraction (-10% per turn), 3 AC (+1 Enchanted Obsidian Helmet, +2 from stevei), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate.
Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. BAD ENDING ACHIEVED.
Dust To Dust: II > II. Kritzkrieg: II, SI Barrier: II, Armour Piercing: III

[AG] Priest of SilvaGunner: 30,000/80,000 HP, Can Force Silva to Critical Instead of Attacking, Berserks on Silva's Death, Rip Cultist Summon: [b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b], ReBoot Time: [b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]IIII[/b].

Godmodders:
[GM] Alicia111: 37/50 HP
[01-α] stevei: 100/100 HP, Untargetable.

The Fortress



Originally posted on 2016-08-07 20:54:00

5/20 Battle Against Something Else Entirely. (+1 to alicia)
9/17 Why so specific? (+1 from feathered, alicia and battlefury)

+1 to Battlefury, FeatheredDragon and Revan

Case By Equinox <^> Gear Awakener = Case By Equinox [A] (Level 7 - 6/6) DONE.
The awakened version of Case By Equinox allows the wielder to attack entities in other zones, due to spatial powers.
Glitch Stabiliser <^> Gear Awakener = Glitch Stabiliser [A] (Level 7 - 6/6) DONE.
Increases the Integral Armor (since it's a pretty unique effect) to 10%, while equipped. 'Destabiliser' form (for glitch based entities like Ets or Chaos) provides 10% dodge instead.

I'm gonna die anyway so CREATIVITY MATRIX: ON.

Toast appears.

:?

FC: oh, hey
FC: I won't be a moment
FC:: just gotta take a moment of death's time
FC: and stomach, now that I think about it

Toast suddenly phase dives into Death. There's a muffled sound from inside him.

[small]nerf this[/small]

She reappears next to Noah, and a part of her chest is missing. For context, she provides a link to a forum game discussion thread.

http://s15.zetaboards.com/DTG_Forums/singl...84059&t=8322096

fc: well this wil--
fc: --l be fun

Just as you finish reading the first entry, Death mildly explodes a lot. Toast pulls a fusion core out of her pocket, shoves it in her chest, waves, and disappears.

Noah tosses the Glitch Stabiliser to chaos, which should stabilise his(?) glitch shields.

Originally posted on 2016-08-07 20:58:00

Nyarlathotep melts into a shadow upon the floor moving nimbly from any attack coming towards him shielding him. He refuses to be attacked.

Kyber Crystal && Revan's Purple Crystal == Kyber Purple Crystal (Level 1: 2/2)
Small Shield Generator && Better Battery == Better Shield Generator (Level 7: 3/8)

Status Effect Immunity 20/20 (+ Toast 1/4 completed)

Charge 2/20
+1 to Dogman, Toast and Piono

Originally posted on 2016-08-08 13:56:00

Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10)
Dogbeam Deathbook <^> Gear Awakener = 1/?
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST <^> Gear Awakener = 1/?




hooperdoot me toast and eric



ENTITYS:
the dog does the same exact learning tricks thing it was supposed to do last round

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Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base
temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing.



The Dogbot steals HP from death
1+ toast
1+ piono
1+ revan

Originally posted on 2016-08-08 22:57:00

Gaia's Herald <^> Gear Awakener = Awakened gaia's herald 1/6 (grants a small temporary defense bonus to the wielder when used.)
Hephaestus's Cleaver <^> Gear Awakener = Awakened Hephaestus's Cleaver 1/6 (inflicts burned on all attacks)
Does anybody want to place orders? Any orders placed before the first batch gets off the line only cost 2 apiece instead of 4 apiece.
14 spare charges
7/15 for spare charge
7/15 for spare charge
+1 to bfury, feathered dragon and cyan

Spare charge expended! Disengage!
As we slam down into floor 5 SONG picks up Verdana, uppercuts him up a little bit into the air, then punches him straight out of Floor 5.
Engie is now free to re-enter on whatever floor he chooses, the Strife will not conclude in a satisfactory way, because consumer didn't give us any collateral damage like we were supposed to get.
Additionally, any and all bonus power left over on the 15 post charge expended to disengage shoots out down the halls of floor 5, damaging enemies up to a certain distance away.

SONG brushes himself off and revs up the giga gun (combo 1) ready to face whatever is coming.



Originally posted on 2016-08-08 23:06:00

Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10)
Dogbeam Deathbook <^> Gear Awakener = 2/?
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST <^> Gear Awakener = 2/?


CREATIVITY MATRIX = YES



DOGSDOGSDOGSDOGSDOGSDOGSDOGSDOGDOGSDOGS

it keeps hapening

the dogs


With that said, a number of dancing DOGSDOGSDOGSDOGSDOGSDOGSDOGSDOGDOGSDOGS come out of nowhere, and perform an interpetive dance. This is moments before a random sun falls on death for absolutely no reason, followed by someone forcing a pumpkin full of knifes onto deaths head. The knifes and pumpkins are all dogs, and they promptly come out to greet death. They run all over him, licking everywhere. I then reveal that they are slowly drowning dooth in dog residue. Dog residue seeps deep into death's body, and from the dog residue comes yet more dog and yet more paragraphs of attack text.

Then, a Dog Scorpion comes out of nowhere, and proceeds to cover death in deadly dog scorpion venom. Death feels his body rotting away, into nothingness, fading constantly, melting, dying. The dogs deep within his bones continue to dance, shaking him harder and harder with each insane move whilst a puppeteer dog proceeds to attach him to a puppets strings, and proceed to make him shake even more maddeningly. Then, one of the Dogs decide to take the form of Lil Cal before teleporting into death's face for a nice jumpscare.

The dancing dogs, meanwhile, find that Death cannot keep up with their movements because he is such a scrub who can't dance worth shit dispite having dancing DOGSDOGSDOGSDOGSDOGSDOGSDOGSDOGDOGSDOGS inside of him. They thusly decide to exist his body via tearing it apart. One of them bursts out of Death's body, skateborad and sunglasses included. They all leave, and proceed to humliate death in a dance off by spinning in more interpetive circle spinning dances.


As it turns out, the dogs were merely trying to inform death of something dangerous, which turns out to be a falling anvil of pure dog that hits death pretty hard on the head. A beautiful pony promptly slams into death, too. The dogs then topple death, before deploying a table on his toppled body. They proceed to have a party. Which accidentally ends with them pouring die-plz grade fluromatic acids on death. They then pull out a dog staff, and proceed to smite him with it an annoying amount of times for little to no damage because why the fuck not.

One of the dogs proceed to throw the SHARPEST KNIFE OF ALL TIME at death. While death is busy being impaled by the sharpest knife of all time, one of the dogs sneaks up on death and smashs the back of his head in with a crowbar, before smashing his arms and legs to pieces with it. One of them throws a dogsaw at death, which proceeds to behead death. Multiple times, because it's somehow a boomerrang. Speaking of boomerangs, a Boomerrang monkey from BTD4 that happens to be fully upgraded beheads death twice yet again with his double-bladed boomerang lightsaber. A dog then spits in death's eyes. BECAUSE WHY NOT.

A dog then somehow gets hold of 10 dogbeam deathbooks and proceeds to hand it out to duplicator dogs who proceed to duplicate tons of it, and fire them everywhere, but mostly at death. Who promptly realizes the dogbeams are actually just composed of millions of tiny dogs who hate him. Said dogs proceed to start chewing on deaths bones, while converting his body to dog. Said dog body parts become dogs, who proceed to launch their faces off at death. One of the dog's faces hits death in the face, and his face is promptly replaced with a dogface.

Meanwhile, one of the dogs announces HAMMERTIME, and a bunch of hammer-wielding dogs starting beating death to dog. As it turns out, one of the dog's weapons is Fear No Anvil, and death promptly gets stuck in time, before dozens of Zillydogs burst in and proceed to smash him to even more pieces with the Warhammer of Zillyhoo. Another dog emerges, wielding the Grand Warmaster Rocket hammer, and, speeding towards death, proceeds to smack his deathly skull off. Meanwhile, one of the dogs pull out the legendary Hammer of Goldbread, and proceed to smash death's scythes into tiny pathetic pieces, before the golden hammer smashs into death's skull.

A dog proceed to swap the backround music out for a piano, and promptly begins playing it. A large number of notes fly out of death, which, in addition to hurting him, make him feel more... relaxed.. and less like he is being beat to death by dogs. One of the dogs proceeds to literally drop the moon on death, before another smashs his skull in with a electric gultar made of generic heavy metal songs. As it turns out, said gultar is actually the Legendary Axe, which proceeds to behead death. Again. For the infinith time.

One of the DOGSDOGSDOGSDOGSDOGSDOGSDOGSDOGDOGSDOGS hits death with a hammer the weight of a moon, before another dog applies effort and types 824882 paragraphs into a computer of dogs chewing on death's bones. Said paragraphs of dogs chewing on Death's bones occur. I then proceed to simply filp death the bird for insulting reasons. A bunch of dog insult masters teleport in, and insult death and stevei, before deciding to clean up death. And by clean, we mean using die-plz grade acid as a cleaning product. They thusly melt death. I then proceed to send death's bones to a glue factory, but the glue factory rejects them for not being dead enough. I shrug, and simply throw death into a kamikazi flying cheesecake, which explodes in deaths face.

I then summon a giant dog. It gives death a lick, which is composed of tiny dogs, who lick him even more. The dogs proceed to borrow into his body, and turn it into a dog production center. Dog tanks, dog airplants, dog humanoids, and dogbominations proceed to come out of his body, and proceed to wreck all of floor two, covering it in MORE DOG. Dogs that begin dancing, causing yet more dog anvils to fall onto dooth. Meanwhile, a dog tank manages to hit death, tearing him apart.

The giant dog, meanwhile, stampedes all over floor two, wrecking it even more. Meanwhile, oiler dogs proceed to cover most of floor two in oil, and i proceed to then set floor two on fire. The giant dog thens smashs though the wall, coming back to lick death more-

WHOOPS.

The giant dog flattens death. The giant dog is saddened by this, and channels it's sadness into making the borrowing dogs borrow faster. They promptly turn death into dog. Bark. I then proceed to rip out all non-harmful dog energy from death, preventing him from ever using the dog for his own dog. The giant dog then proceeds to spawn more giant dog clones of it's self, and they eat death. Satisfied, they run off, barking happily.
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ENTITYS:
the dog does the same exact learning tricks thing it was supposed to do last round

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Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base
temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing.



1+ toast
1+ piono
1+ revan

Originally posted on 2016-08-08 23:14:00

Nyarly melts up from the floor different but himself.

Call me Nyarly or Samael as this Mask is known.

Samael stood hooded as usual but this time not in red or gold but black. His face once hidden now brought to light, a human skull yellowed with aged.

As my dear friend Chaos showed, you my dear skeletal friend aren't the only Death in the vast cosmos. I am a comrade of yours as well.

Samael gives Death a smile... more of a rictus. Sammy reached into his robes to pulling out a sword and a pair of wings extending behind him, like a classic depiction of an angels wings.

And With Strange Aeons Even Death Itself May Die. I think I can do that a bit quicker.

Samael flew towards Death wielding his sword slashing at his counterpart. A cut bleeding pixels ruptures from the slice. And something happens as Death gets up. He feels the sensation of falling before his head crumples. He feels a blow to his neck as he crumples before hundreds of blows thrash him about. He tries to get up but can't, his strength fleeting as he feels blood rise in his throat and choke him. His pain unbearable and almost infinite. Then it fades to the sensation. He feels death.

That's what death is. Not you hurling scythes wily nilly.

Kyber Crystal && Revan's Purple Crystal == Kyber Purple Crystal (Level 1: 2/2)
Small Shield Generator && Better Battery == Better Shield Generator (Level 7: 4/8)

Status Effect Immunity 4/20 (+2 Battlefury +1 Alicia 1/4 completed)

Charge 3/20
+1 to Dogman, Toast and Piono

Originally posted on 2016-08-09 05:34:00

I throw a bundle of sticks on the ground and with a flick of my lighter, start a small crackling fire. As I heap a pile of leaves onto the fire, clouds of smoke begin billowing out into the room. I throw a small amount of nondescript Alien blood onto the fire, and as it boils, it releases a stinging gas which mixes with the smoke.

I then begin running around the room, digging with my shovel at random all over the room, until the room is covered in several holes of varying depths. I toss a couple landlines in one, sharp sticks in another, a few crocodiles in one, hot magma in one, liquid boiling tar in one.

I then produce a rather large fan and stand behind my fire. Aiming at the right angle, I turn the fan on and begin pushing the clouds of smoke towards Death. The smoke moves first and conceals the stinging, bone dissolving gas which follows it.

As Death is disoriented (or at least confused) I retrieve my trusty towel and wrap it around Death. I begin spinning, faster and faster until I hammertoss Death at one of the random holes in the battlefield.

Peacock Summon: 7/20 (+1 from piono, revan, toast and Alicia)
Corotrangrul Summon: 3/20 (+1 from Alicia)

Handgun && Gold Bars && Combat Knife: 3/4
HD TV && Laptop && GPS && Sonar && Chainsaw: 1/?

+1 to piono, toast and revan.


Originally posted on 2016-08-09 06:29:00

6/20 Battle Against Something Else Entirely.
15/17 Why so specific? (+2 from battlefury, +2 from revan, +1 from feathered)

+1 to cyan, +2 to ire

Noah looks at Revan and points awkwardly at Chaos.
"It was actually him."

Creativity Matrix: VERY MUCH ON.

Noah looks at his computer, and compiles a ~ATH he had been preparing.

import boss DEATH
import boss_avatar DEATH.plr
~ATH(DEATH.plr){
~ATH (DEATH){
}EXECUTE(NULL);
}EXECUTE(NULL);
THIS.DIE;

[After this point, when I refer to a 'boss', I'm referring to Death's opponent.]
It doesn't really matter whether he could actually decode it. Really, doing so might waste time that would be better spent dying.

Like that one time many turns ago, the lights flicker into nonexistence. The landscape fades, and there seems to be a shift in reality. A crack of purple lightning through the sky illuminates the landscape.

https://soundcloud.com/kronik_electro/furi-624-danger

Another flash. A warrior holding a polearm and wearing a Japanese 'oni' mask is silhouetted against the flare. A circle of purple energy sits on his back.
THE CHAIN.

"ROUND 1. Fight!"

Wait, what?
Death suddenly finds himself on an arena with The Chain, and is immediately whacked with an electrified polearm. He reaches for his scythe, but it's gone. In it's place lies an electric sword. Draw sword. Slash. His opponent blocks, then shoves him in the chest. A purple energy scythe comes flying at him, before The Chain teleports away. Death dodges, but the scythe boomerangs back boss' new position.

Death finds a gun in his back pocket. He fires light at his opponent, who eventually falls. As Death goes in for the final blow, he is only met with the boss' next phase. The Chain leaps up and at and Death with an unrelenting assault. Death can only parry, and his health bar rapidly dimishes. A lucky parry, and The Chain's guard opens up.
Stab, stab, stab.

The Chain flashes orange, indicating immunity to attacks. Energy bullets begin to emanate from him. Death is forced to use his light gun to take them out to clear a path. It's not too hard, but waves of energy are introduced, and not having the athletic or mechanical capabilities to dodge them, takes a ton of damage.

Eventually, the onslaught stops and the boss is left vulnerable. 3 slashes, and The Chain is released from duty.

https://soundcloud.com/kronik_electro/furi-...carpenter-brut/

Without being given a chance to catch his breath, Death finds himself in a maze (of sorts) of blue metal floors and dark walls. A screech, and a laser cuts him alongways.

A vaguely feminine figure lies strapped to a segway cross unicycle cross load trolley type thing. The most defining feature is a massive laser replacing her head.
THE STRAP.

"Round Two. Fight!"

Death tries to fire his light gun, but the boss is surprisingly agile, and dodges all of the shots. Lasers, bullets, you get the idea. Death sustains a few hits, but manages to damage her enough to initiate her next phase.

Death is frozen because cutscene logic as The Strap removes the shackles on it's hands, and pulls out a scythe from behind it's trolley thing. She immediately rushes Death down and catches him offguard. Free damage. Slice, slice, slice. Death is knocked to the ground, and she brings her laser right to his face.

BZZZZZZZ~!

Death takes a gorillaton of damage, but knocks The Strap's machine over. She uses the scythe to cut at the shackles on her leg, before discarding into a pillar of energy in the centre. Freed from the vehicle, she skitters off on all fours. He isn't moved on, so he must need to kill her for realisies.

He slowly searches through the maze for her, when a small 'bzzz~' soun can be heard. Trapped between two walls, the massive beam of light is guaranteed to hit, and Death is burnt to a script. Due to likely being cloaked all in black, he likely looks exactly the same. Similar to before, the are then forced into close quarters due to game mechanics. Slash, slash, claw; slice slice. slice, you get the idea.

The Strap flashes orange, and retreats from Death. A massive, slow-moving beam sweeps across him with a "BZZZZZ~". It then comes back, and sweeps across faster. And faster. Faster. Faster. Faster. As the beam fades, it would be difficult to see the difference between him and charcoal.

An opening. Slash? Kill. Body? Toss.

Death once more teleports to the next area.

https://soundcloud.com/kronik_electro/furi-...rage-waveshaper

A number of islands floating in the sky. A sagely-looking, tanned, elderly man sits. Knowing this is the boss, Death goes to kill, but as he tries to do so, walls rise up and rotate around... Who?
THE LINE.

"Round C. Fight!"

Seeing as sword attacks seem to fail against the walls, he tries with the light gun. It manages to damage the walls, but they create a projectile for each that hits it. They bounce around, multiplying as he takes down more and more walls. As the first set of walls fall, the bullets double in damage, and triple after that. Death is overwhelmed, and takes Tons of Damage ™. One shot manages to stray through the rotating walls and hits The Line. It kil-- NOPE wait he just went back in time.
Okay.
That's balanced.

He rises up on a pillar, and 4 waves of orange energy begin to radiate from said pillar cardinally, while indestructable bullets begin to fill the gaps. Death, lacking the mobility of a Rider (might be Ryder), resigns to literally standing still and firing his light gun at the pillar. This collectively causes more damage to him than basically anything else inflicted on him so far, but I honestly don't think he cares. He just wants to get out of here.

The pillar is destroyed, The Line disappears, and hundreds of bullets appear and split, creating a ton of obstacles bouncing around. Time stops, besides Death. He fires his light gun around him, but they stop as soon as they leave the gun, effectively creating only more obstacles for himself. After exactly 4 seconds of this flailing, The Line appears, and slashes at him, before disappearing. 2 seconds, and he fires 3 waves of orange energy at Death. He manages to dodge these ones, if barely. 4 seconds, slash, disappear. He gets the pattern, dodges the waves, and counters The Line as he slashes. They enter close quarters, and The Line easily chunks Death with a sword that looks way too large for him to hold. Death manages to get a few strikes in, and the only reason he is still alive is having a health pool more than 100 times the size of the 'protaganist'.

That, and he is playing on easy mode.

Eventually, he gets him to his final phase, and The Line teleports to the centre, shielded, and 6 pillars rise up around him. Death fires at them with his light at them, which create bullets that multiply and collide with Death. He oh so gracefully discovers that he can destroy said bullets with his own, but not before taking 200 to the face, and killing the pillars, rendering the skill obselete. The Line is left defenceless, and a single slash is all he needs. Slash, kill, dead.

(due to internet problems, I don't have the music for this one)

Finally, Death finds himself in an arid, deserty arena of sorts. A knight covered in purple armor, which in turn is covered in green flames, accosts him. Who is this foe, you may ask...?
THE HAND.

"Round IV. Fight!"

He moves slowly, shield raised, towards Death, who tries to use the new skill he learnt (way too late, mind you) to fire the gun at The Hand. It bounces right off the man's shield. Well, gorilla. He attempts to slash at him, but you obviously have forgotten that Death is really terrible at this game and has only been surviving because of his absurd health pool and easy mod.

The sword gets stuck in The Hand's shield. Lacking the controller to do the quicktime event, Death loses it. gorilla. Death is knocked to the ground, defenceless, before The Hand uses his sword to fire a beam of holy light through Death. It pierces straight through him, and kills instantly.

Death finds himself in AscensionCraft. He also sees two images in front of him. One of him (or rather, his avatar) chained up with a game over screen. The other is the ~ATH code from earlier. He also realises he's looking at Noah's laptop.

"I'm honestly surprised you even got that far (and that was on easy)."

Death subsequently realises that 1. He didn't disable the ~ATH, and 2. Even if he had (which would mean somehow using Void powers to nullify the chest in Noah's chest), the properties of Noah's laptop still applied. i.e. like terrible mspaint slither.io, incredibly awesome Furi would still damage the victim of the game, which in this case was Death.

As for the damage, it would be best described as...
insteunt deaf........

Originally posted on 2016-08-09 08:56:00

Battlefury proceeds to read a note of white text intended for him he found in the EoTB battle. He comes to a understanding.

What? You except me to describe what he is reading? One of the advantages of a pure-text medium is the fact that you can hide things by dangling them in front of everyone, and simply not describing it. But whatever. Here is your description.

BEBFQP AZROHZ NTMTJN WYRIRP WJFEEF IAYJOR QCOMMC QRIWVB MTTFOH ONSCAS URWODC BWMPYR VYHGGY ENAAJR JEQAPA IMDTGR ZNOVXW SGQNFG ZJIPKN WWMLMU TIPKJX AWXSRF DFRFDQ LQPMRD FYRGHW LG.

/null


Originally posted on 2016-08-09 12:16:00

i actually don't know
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+1 to Toast.
+1 to Pricey.
+1 to Piono.
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All charges +1 from Alicia.
ULTIMATE CRIT VISION: 19/20 (+1 Toast, +1 Piono)
Happy feet!
ULTIMATE CRIT VISION: 18/20 (+1 Toast)
Wombo Combo!.
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Sword of Flame - Off
Creativity Matrix - Off
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SiIvaGunner memes Death.
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Razihel heals himself up with a medigun blast to the face. Like he should have a turn ago.

"New day, new text color."
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-Alchemies-
Rapier of Readiness <^> Awakener = Awakened Rapier of Readiness (Level 4) - (5/5) (Done!)
Now inflicts Coated, which causes fire attacks to Ignite the enemy with the Coated debuff.
Shotgun && Fire Rune && Ice Rune && Light Rune = Ultranova Cannon (Level ?) - (1/?)
Description empty.
-Inventory-
ReshiRazor (Level 5) - A sword that channels the three pillars of the internet: the l33tness of a katana, the edginess of a chainsaw, and the ??? of fire to contain the hideous power of DeviantArt.
Indra Airstrike (Level 7) - A bow, similar to the Daedalus Stormbow, which makes thunder arrows that deal huge damage fall from the sky at whichever the laser sight is pointing at.
Circle of Dust (Level 5) - A black and red shield with the insignia of the Transspace Guard. When held up into the sky, nukes the area around the user. Fortunately, that's a small area.
Editor's Cookbook (Level 3) - A book inscripted with mysterious blue symbols and the Musical Defense Squadron insignia. Summons anti-godmodding Reality Emitter bombs.
Rapier of Readiness (Level 2) - A rapier coated in Hype Fuel.
HQ Disc of Deception (Level 7) - Uh, Consumer, desc pls?
Sword of Flame (ARTIFACT) - Exactly what it says on the tin. 12,500 added damage, inflicts Burn.

Originally posted on 2016-08-09 12:37:00

I repeat my previous attack on Death because I'm too lazy to do anything original.

Envy: 8/20

Wrath:7/20

+2 to Piono, +1 to Engie

Originally posted on 2016-08-09 15:56:00